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and shops.
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only shops at the fancy-schmancy deli.
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but they don't have meatballs.
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What's up with this cooz?
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what you did to her date.
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a little. What's the big deal?
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- No.
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He nearly pissed himself.
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I don't want to be here all day.
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at 9 and she went to bed early.
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17. That's it.
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19. Ready?
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20. Decaf, right?
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with your daughter?
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episode of Provolone-something.
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Excuse me, a doctor.
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30. - Why did you take so long to tell her?
- I didn't.
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when you called.
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Why a female? Why a female doctor?
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and I sometimes wonder myself.
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- I'll tell you what I told her.
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a paesana. So I picked the paesana.
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wife and daughter have in common?
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They're all Italian, so what?
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you're dialoguing with them.
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43. - Water's warm, come on in.
- Hey, Sammy. How are you?
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- Yeah?
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Huh, Sammy?
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buy it right off the rack.
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a little time for me.
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to the dinner, eh?
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in a jogging outfit.
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- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
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You lost your grandson?
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These kids shouldn't touch it!
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- Was this at Patterson Falls?
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- He took one of those designer drugs.
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right off the fence.
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on rocks for days before he came up.
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sell more of this stuff to young kids.
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88. - Even the coffee's old in here.
- How much can you complain?
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It's the only way to get good coffee.
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93. It's Canoe. Johnny wore Canoe.
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95. - Oh, good morning.
- Morning.
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- New arrival?
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102. What certain people?
Nobody got over on Johnny.
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103. Nobody's gonna get over on me.
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106. - Whoever heard of a Jew riding horses?
- He owns a horse farm.
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108. - What have you got against him?
- Who, me? Nothing.
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110. And my son thinks every word that
comes out of his mouth is pure gold.
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I'm the new boss, I should tax Hesh?
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under your collar. Admit it.
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for putting you in here.
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- Yeah.
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for the Mets.
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116. All right, watch the balls!
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118. Tony's cannoli doesn't
want to stand up?
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119. Tony's cannoli's tired.
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130. Here, go with somebody
who gives a fuck.
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- There's nothing wrong with me!
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135. Talking with you,
I might as well be a fucking dildo!
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we wouldn't be fighting.
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you fucking refugee?
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138. What does that mean?
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You fucking communist cunt!
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- Hearts.
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- Tell him to come in.
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You eat more queens than Lancelot.
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- That serious?
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- Junior?
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- What's that got to do with Junior?
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When did this happen?
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161. Today.
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operate without tax?
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and respected you?
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in his kick is from you?
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10 minutes, already I got agita!
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but an unreasonable figure.
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I consider my royalty checks.
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credit. Come on, Heshie.
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179. I know you. You leave this,
you're gonna kill yourself.
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181. 500 large. Plus, two points
monthly on my shy.
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183. Do me a favor, sit tight for now.
Let me think about it for a while.
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184. How was that, baby?
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185. The best.
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to you on his own, by himself.
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frigging minutes, Carmela.
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- All right, Tony.
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I'm sorry.
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And I resent it.
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How could I?
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There.
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I'm just someone you procreated with.
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and she'd hump a fire hydrant.
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- Let's just make a rule, okay?
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- No.
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but I have a car emergency.
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wrong with my car.
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253. No. No, don't do anything.
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you know?
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The Prozac seems to be working.
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- What do you mean?
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a diminished libido.
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or maintaining—
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- I see.
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is a result of the medication.
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- Have you had a prostate exam?
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wag their finger in my face.
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- You got a nice laugh.
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- Hey. I'm serious.
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a leading factor in impotence.
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do you ever have an erection?
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- Yes, ma'am.
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save the delivery charge.
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like a drunken sailor.
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I didn't say that, did I?
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how to run things.
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your uncle how he should run things?
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airing your dirty laundry in public.
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for back taxes, no?
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311. The 2 percent of his action,
that's up to you. It affects Tony...
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312. as much as Hesh.
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313. I'm not out to hurt anyone.
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of someone earning.
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and 300 on the back tax.
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negotiate with these desert people.
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318. 250.
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You should make it work for you more.
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you do what you want.
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wear a nice businesslike outfit.
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- No.
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335. - Well, fuck you, Tony. I'm no whore.
- No.
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bananas or what?
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341. - Come—
- Go jerk off!
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342. Yeah. Go jerk off.
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I just need a little jump-start.
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- Yeah.
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- Maybe she felt it degraded her.
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367. You play it down.
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368. Now, it's obvious you got
a killer body under there.
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370. - All right.
- Not only do you play it down...
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372. Not loud.
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373. Sweet-sounding.
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we have to stop now.
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I've had this problem for weeks.
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and it starts right up.
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I was told I need a new starter.
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I won't try to replace a new starter.
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391. - What do you mean, "new"?
- New.
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the price tag hanging from it.
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393. I didn't do nothing!
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up here because of you.
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- I know you.
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I'm gonna give you a break.
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When I toss you over...
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I won't shoot you down. Deal?
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want to live no more.
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could make look like that.
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ever got to a bath.
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junkie was my biggest earner.
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put together. And another thing:
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before he did a favor for Capri.
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- I created?
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We agreed.
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to get raped?
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evened out at the end of the day.
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does he eat alone!
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426. What about Sammy Grigio's card game?
Mikey beat him up. That ain't right.
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427. Even a broken clock is right
twice a day.
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428. Junior had a position.
That game wasn't paying anybody.
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429. The minute Sammy Grigio used Jimmy's
name, it should've been end of story.
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430. That's right.
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431. - What do you want me to do?
- We made our bed, we sleep in it.
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432. How long will we kick upstairs
without it hurting?
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433. Something, anything should
trickle down over here, no?
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434. All we want you to do is talk to him.
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435. After all, he's your uncle. Come on.
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436. That's right.
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437. - Who is it?
- It's me, Ma.
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438. - Who?
- Anthony.
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439. Open the door.
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440. I thought it was the Activities lady.
She's a real pain in the ass.
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441. Playing bingo, Livia?
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442. Oh, not tonight, honey.
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443. You know, she's a degenerate gambler.
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444. Milly. Milly?
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445. My son.
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446. Handsome.
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447. So how's it going?
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448. Oh, what can I say?
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449. Hey, this is great!
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450. You only need that broken reading lamp
you had by the phone at home.
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451. And I got it downstairs.
I can bring it.
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452. Listen!
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453. Oh, she's driving me crazy!
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454. - Who?
- Next door!
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455. There it is again.
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456. That's enough water!
How much water does she need?
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457. She runs the water all day.
Water, water, water!
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458. I'm living next door to Gunga Din!
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459. I went to Ferrara's.
I got you biscotti.
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460. - Almonds?
- Yeah.
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461. All right. Leave them there.
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462. I'll take them downstairs
later for my coffee.
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463. Uncle Jun been by?
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464. Oh, once in a while.
It makes him uncomfortable here.
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465. He's got a lot on his mind. More
responsibilities means more headaches.
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466. Better men than him had to work hard.
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467. Yeah?
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468. He'll be all right.
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469. If he remembers who his friends are.
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470. I'd hate to see him mess up.
He's been waiting a long time.
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471. What do you mean?
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472. It's not a business that
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473. And I hate to see him making
wrong moves, you know.
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474. - Especially at the beginning.
- Why you telling me? Tell him.
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475. Ma, you got his ear.
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476. He listens to you.
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477. I don't know that world.
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478. No, of course not.
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479. But if anything, you know,
were to come up, that's all.
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480. I don't want to get involved.
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481. If you have something to say to
your uncle, bring it up to him.
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482. - Oh, I wish the Lord would take me.
- Come on, Ma.
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483. There's plenty of nice gents
that want a date with you.
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484. Look. I'm going downstairs.
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485. I'm going downstairs before that
che bruta Activities lady finds me.
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486. You want coffee?
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487. - Yeah, all right.
- Bring the cookies!
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488. Carmela, I don't want to sound
like religion is a cure-all...
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489. but if Tony got more
involved with the Church...
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490. it may help to expedite things
in his therapy.
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491. What's killing me is that
this is a self-inflicted wound.
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492. I pushed for it.
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493. I could deal with the goomars.
I knew I was better than them.
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494. As stupid as it sounds, I viewed them
as a form of masturbation for him.
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495. I couldn't give him what
he needed all the time.
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496. You're a man.
You know that thirst.
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497. I was too busy with the house
and the kids to quench it.
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498. But this psychiatrist...
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499. you know, she's not just a goomar.
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500. Now I feel like he's really cheating
and I'm the one who's thirsty.
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501. I'm not gonna stay in a marriage
that's made—
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502. Let's not even think about that.
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503. Divorce is for those who never intended
on dying married in the first place.
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504. You know, Carm, we reap what we sow.
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505. What do you mean?
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506. You admit to accepting
his dalliances in the past.
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507. Schifosas.
They meant nothing.
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508. But you said it was like they were
"lightening the workload"...
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509. providing a wife's duty
when you were too busy.
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510. You practically welcomed it.
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511. Now, I want you to pray...
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512. to our Holy Mother, ask her
for guidance and forgiveness...
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513. so that you can get through
this as a couple.
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514. You're not without sin
in this, Carmela.
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515. So she's out of control.
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516. She spends money like we're
the Sopranos of Park Avenue.
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517. But you've noticed her.
Which may have been the point.
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518. Look, before we run out of time...
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519. I'd like to discuss what happened
when we were here last week.
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520. How's your car?
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521. Did you steal my car
and have it fixed?
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522. - We had an agreement, no gifts.
- I didn't want you to get robbed.
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523. It was you.
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524. You had no right to steal my car.
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525. I've been scared to death.
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526. - Why?
- Why?
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527. It's a violation of my privacy.
What else have you done?
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528. Answer me.
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529. I love you.
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530. - Anthony.
- I'm in love with you.
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531. I'm sorry. It's just the way it is.
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532. - Okay. Let me talk.
- No.
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533. It's not the Prozac.
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534. I dream about you.
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535. I think about you all the time.
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536. I can't get excited about
other women.
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537. There's nothing else to say.
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538. I love you.
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539. Let me start here.
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540. I know this may be very hard
for you to swallow.
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541. But you're only feeling this way
because we've made such progress.
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542. - What?
- I've been gentle. That's my job.
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543. I listen. That's what I do best.
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544. I've been a broad, generic,
sympathetic woman to you...
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545. because that's what
this work calls for.
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546. You've made me all of the things
you feel are missing in your wife.
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547. And in your mother.
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548. You're making me out to be
some fucking mama's boy.
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549. I'm a man.
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550. And you're a woman.
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551. End of story.
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552. And this crap about Freud and...
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553. every boy wanting to have sex with
his mother, that's not gonna fly here.
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554. I didn't say that.
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555. I want to make sure
we understand each other.
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556. Yeah, we understand each other.
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557. You don't love me.
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558. You don't want me
to come back anymore.
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559. It's quite the opposite.
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560. This is all a byproduct of progress.
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561. Has someone been following me?
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562. Okay, forget it.
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563. I'll see you next week.
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564. All right, let's go!
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565. - Listen, Uncle Junior—
- You could've made the pros.
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566. You could've done it.
You had a swing like Joe D.
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567. - You're crazy.
- What?
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568. You think I'm shitting you?
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569. - I could barely hit.250.
- Because you didn't want it.
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570. Too busy chasing skirt.
Chasing skirt, your average was.500.
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571. - Yeah, what happened?
- What did you want to talk about?
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572. Octavian.
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573. - You know, Augustus.
- You fucking with me?
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574. No. Octavian became Augustus.
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575. Forget about that.
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576. Bottom line: Augustus was a Caesar.
And everybody loved him, right?
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577. - You know why?
- I don't know that I give a fuck.
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578. Everybody loved him because
he never ate alone. Capisci?
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579. It was the longest time of peace
in Rome's history.
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580. He was a fair leader and all
his people loved him for that.
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581. Is this the one that
they stabbed in the back?
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582. No, that was Julius.
Talking about Augustus.
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583. He shared his wealth and
all his people loved him.
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584. You said that three times.
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585. I heard it. His people loved him.
What's your point?
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586. Remember when you told me
about the bull and his son?
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587. They're looking out
at a bunch of cows.
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588. The son says, "Dad, why don't we
run down and fuck one of these cows?"
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589. What did the dad say?
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590. The father says, "Son, why don't we
walk down there and fuck them all?"
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591. I told you that?
"Why don't we fuck them all."
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592. That's funny.
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593. Okay, I get your point.
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594. Why all of this fucking
Augustus-Octavian shit?
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595. I don't know.
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596. Are you okay? You've been
acting mezzo morto lately.
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597. I ain't seen you like that for years.
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598. I'm okay. It's just bullshit stuff.
Don't worry about it.
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599. - Are you sure?
- Yeah, yeah. I'm okay.
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600. Junior took your 250 and
split it amongst the top five guys.
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601. So he doesn't look greedy.
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602. - Smart move.
- Yeah.
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603. Your uncle may be another
Harry Truman.
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604. - What's that mean?
- Truman had a big job thrust on him.
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605. He didn't want it, but in the end
he made some pretty wise decisions.
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606. Your uncle may be the right man.
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607. I fucking hope so.
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608. I'll tell you, I don't want the job.
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609. Let Junior die from the stress.
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610. That's what gave Jackie the cancer,
God rest his soul.
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611. "Boss." Fuck it, who needs it?
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612. It's nice here.
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613. I can't stand the smell.
The shit, flies all over.
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614. But I could watch them for hours.
There's a kind of beauty to it.
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615. I envy them.
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616. - I wouldn't go that far.
- I would.
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617. They got no bills, no headaches,
no family cazzi running around.
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618. One horse likes another one,
they fuck. That's it.
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619. No problems. No hundred questions.
No guilt.
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620. I don't know what I'm talking about.
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621. So Junior split my money
and spread it around?
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622. - Yeah.
- Five bosses, 50 a pop.
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623. Not a bad day's pay.
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624. Still, I wish it wasn't your money.
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625. You know, it makes me feel terrible.
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626. What?
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627. You old fucking Jew.
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628. Here's my share.
I don't want to profit off you.
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629. Never entered my mind.
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630. Dr. Melfi, there's nothing there,
you know.
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631. You don't have to explain
nothing, Tony.
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632. In psychiatry, apparently what you're
feeling is not what you're feeling.
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633. And what you're not feeling
is your real agenda.
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634. - You're gonna stick with it, right?
- I don't know.
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635. I think you should.
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636. You do?
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638. - I should've—
- Wait, let me finish, Tony.
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639. I've been thinking a lot about this.
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640. I was jealous of her ability
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641. To be a sort of salvation to you.
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642. I talked to Father Phil and...
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643. I want to be that woman
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644. Carm, you're not just in my life...
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645. you are my life.
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646. Come here.
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647. I'm no good at speeches.
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648. Owe him a dime,
you'll hear some great speeches.
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649. Shit. Shut up, let me talk.
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650. Go ahead. I was only kidding.
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651. I'd like everybody
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652. Okay.
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653. Taught me as much as anybody,
except for maybe my father.
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654. Even if he wasn't my uncle...
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655. I'd be standing here saying:
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656. "To our new boss."
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657. Salute.
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658. To Junior.
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659. Junior.
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660. To Junior.
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661. Salute.
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