1. You gonna say something, or what?Copy !req
2. It's your dime.Copy !req
3. What's he doing here?Copy !req
4. A friend of mine walked by.Copy !req
5. Heshie. He has a 3:00.Copy !req
6. Yeah, baby.Copy !req
7. - What the hell's going on?
- Thunderstorms.Copy !req
8. - Jackie.
- You smell it?Copy !req
9. That's rain.Copy !req
10. Dr. Melfi, what the hell
are you doing to me?Copy !req
11. Go back to sleep.Copy !req
12. What are you doing up?
You got school tomorrow.Copy !req
13. Working on a high score.Copy !req
14. - Did your mother go to bed?
- Yeah.Copy !req
15. Where were you?Copy !req
16. The compactor went down
at Barone Sanitation.Copy !req
17. Move over.Copy !req
18. - Ready?
- Yeah.Copy !req
19. Go!Copy !req
20. Watch out for the ghosts.Copy !req
21. This ain't steering right.Copy !req
22. Yeah, kicking your butt.Copy !req
23. So how're things going with you?Copy !req
24. How's school?Copy !req
25. Dad, you have to concentrate.
New game.Copy !req
26. - No fair.
- It's called a handicap.Copy !req
27. - Come on, stop!
- I'm kicking your ass!Copy !req
28. - One hand, look at that!
- I can't see.Copy !req
29. Get off!Copy !req
30. Stop! Come on!Copy !req
31. You lose.Copy !req
32. Focus through distractions.
There's your lesson.Copy !req
33. I want you in bed in 10 minutes.Copy !req
34. Andretti, you listening to me?Copy !req
35. Good night, Dad.Copy !req
36. Good night.Copy !req
37. Where'd you park?Copy !req
38. In the parking lot.Copy !req
39. - No one followed me.
- Adriana, you wouldn't know it.Copy !req
40. Oh, yeah. Like Tony Soprano's
hiding in my back seat.Copy !req
41. - You are so paranoid.
- Bring the car right here.Copy !req
42. I know, he's in disguise.
That could be him.Copy !req
43. Hey, Tony! Or maybe
he's in the trash can.Copy !req
44. Come out, come out,
wherever you are!Copy !req
45. Let go of me!Copy !req
46. It could be anybody, anytime.
I don't even know if it's Tony.Copy !req
47. You gave crystal meth to his daughter!Copy !req
48. Which I'm not sure he knows.Copy !req
49. Look at my wrist. It's all red.Copy !req
50. I'm sorry!Copy !req
51. But I got dragged out to the fucking
Meadowlands by my neck!Copy !req
52. Mock execution!Copy !req
53. What?Copy !req
54. - What?
- Nothing.Copy !req
55. - No, what?
- You don't want to know, trust me.Copy !req
56. Know what?Copy !req
57. I heard the nurse say you made
number two in your pants.Copy !req
58. Is that what happens?Copy !req
59. Get the car! Please, can
we just go to Brendan's...Copy !req
60. score some shit and
find out what's going on?Copy !req
61. Please!Copy !req
62. Brendan, let's go. Wake up, man.Copy !req
63. The fool leaves his door open.Copy !req
64. - I gotta pee.
- Go for it.Copy !req
65. Yo, Einstein, you should have seen me
at the hospital. It took three nurses...Copy !req
66. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
67. That's the message. Thanks.Copy !req
68. Way to go, Anth!Copy !req
69. Hear it in five, four, three, two...Copy !req
70. Yo, check it.Copy !req
71. - You think this is funny?
- What? What's funny?Copy !req
72. I didn't do nothing.Copy !req
73. You beep me again, you'll be sorry.Copy !req
74. We don't know what you're talking about.Copy !req
75. "Your mother blows."
That's a real original message.Copy !req
76. - Maybe she does, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
77. Then why'd you eat all the doughnuts
she sent us at camp?Copy !req
78. And then cry on her shoulder,
"I'm so homesick, Mrs. Piocosta."Copy !req
79. Why don't you shut up?Copy !req
80. Have another doughnut,
you fat fart-knocker!Copy !req
81. I'm gonna kill him!Copy !req
82. Dickwad!Copy !req
83. Hey, break it up! Break it up!Copy !req
84. I want a 5-minute cool-down period, now.Copy !req
85. See you next week, doc.Copy !req
86. - Mr. Dante, you forgot something.
- Thank you, baby.Copy !req
87. - Don't forget to floss.
- You saved my life.Copy !req
88. All right. See you next week, all right?Copy !req
89. Can I help you, sir?Copy !req
90. Sir?Copy !req
91. Sir?Copy !req
92. Oh, my God.Copy !req
93. - I'm having second thoughts.
- About?Copy !req
94. This whole thing, this whole arrangement.Copy !req
95. Security.Copy !req
96. I come here, I tell you things,
I don't know how safe it is.Copy !req
97. I understand your concerns.Copy !req
98. But I told you what the ground rules are:Copy !req
99. As long as I don't hear
anything incriminating...Copy !req
100. You don't fucking get it.
Just my being here incriminates me!Copy !req
101. Somebody sees me, they tell somebody
else, all of a sudden I'm a celebrity!Copy !req
102. I thought we made some
progress on your narcissism.Copy !req
103. Who are you?Copy !req
104. Why is that so important for you to know?Copy !req
105. My mother told me never to answer
a question with a question.Copy !req
106. So your mother did teach you something.Copy !req
107. If I asked you about your life,
who you talk to, who you trust...?Copy !req
108. I'd have to take the Fifth.Copy !req
109. That's cute.Copy !req
110. I'm sorry, I wasn't aware
of what I was saying.Copy !req
111. I'm sorry.Copy !req
112. - Why are you here?
- Chris sent me for you.Copy !req
113. Chris? Did something happen?
Must be my dad, right?Copy !req
114. Why else would Chris send you?Copy !req
115. Did Brendan get my poem?Copy !req
116. Another search warrant? Calls them
the Federal Bureau of Annoying Bullshit.Copy !req
117. You told your old man!Copy !req
118. You scared me!
What happened to you?Copy !req
119. We're moving to Florida because you
couldn't keep your mouth shut!Copy !req
120. What are you talking about?Copy !req
121. Did Brendan ask about me?Copy !req
122. Get us out of here! Get us out!Copy !req
123. - Did you tell your old man?
- About the meth? Are you insane?Copy !req
124. Don't you get it? This is serious!Copy !req
125. Let go of me!Copy !req
126. Stop this shit!Copy !req
127. He's worried about you.
He's been asking about you, asshole.Copy !req
128. I'm sorry if I hurt you.Copy !req
129. I hate my life, being a Soprano.Copy !req
130. Hey, don't ever say you hate life.
That's blasphemy.Copy !req
131. Fuck you!Copy !req
132. Okay, let's go.Copy !req
133. Remember when you were little?Copy !req
134. I'll buy you one of those
Happy Meals, all right?Copy !req
135. Where the fuck are you?Copy !req
136. This is a new shirt your grandmother bought.
It's in the trash?Copy !req
137. It's a Westport.
It's not even cool anymore.Copy !req
138. What did you just say?Copy !req
139. I got in a fight.Copy !req
140. Hope you did as much damage
to his wardrobe. Who with?Copy !req
141. I didn't get caught. No demerits.Copy !req
142. Anthony, who?Copy !req
143. - Jeremy.
- Jeremy Piocosta?Copy !req
144. You were together at camp.
I thought you were friends.Copy !req
145. If that's all the information
I get, I'll call Mrs. Piocosta.Copy !req
146. No, Ma, wait! Don't call!Copy !req
147. You kids are gonna learn
the value of a dollar!Copy !req
148. - I'll wash your car.
- You never put any effort in.Copy !req
149. I will, I promise.
I'll do it really good.Copy !req
150. Just don't call, I'll get the money.Copy !req
151. Forty dollars, Anthony.Copy !req
152. I know, I know.Copy !req
153. Ma!Copy !req
154. How you doing?Copy !req
155. What brings you here?Copy !req
156. Remember that pastry place? Ferrara's?Copy !req
157. Brought you some macaroons.Copy !req
158. They're too sweet!Copy !req
159. What do you mean?
They're your favorites!Copy !req
160. The activities director, Rosie, says...Copy !req
161. they're organizing a trip to the city.Copy !req
162. Dinner and a show.Copy !req
163. And you don't want to go.Copy !req
164. - I don't like the people here.
- You don't know them.Copy !req
165. And that city.Copy !req
166. Grown men soiling themselves.Copy !req
167. - It's not like that anymore.
- That Giuliani...Copy !req
168. Let's stick to the field trip.Copy !req
169. Mothers throwing their babies
out of skyscraper windows.Copy !req
170. You're always with the babies
out the windows.Copy !req
171. You don't mix with the other ladies
or talk to the nice gents I see around.Copy !req
172. - You're not taking opportunities.
- What do you care?Copy !req
173. Out of sight, out of mind.Copy !req
174. We don't think like that.Copy !req
175. Not me, or Carm, or the kids.Copy !req
176. I wish the Lord would take me now.Copy !req
177. I came to get cheered up.
Think that's a mistake?Copy !req
178. You being sarcastic?Copy !req
179. You can't put your problems on me.Copy !req
180. This is the most expensive
retirement home in New Jersey.Copy !req
181. If you wanted to, you
could be happy here.Copy !req
182. You're pissing it all away.Copy !req
183. What beautiful language for your mother.Copy !req
184. - You want the macaroons?
- I don't care.Copy !req
185. Leave some out for the lunatics.Copy !req
186. Goodbye, Ma.Copy !req
187. They're saying it might rain today.Copy !req
188. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
189. This place is an hour from my office.Copy !req
190. Are you a woman? Get a bladder transplant.
My mother lives here.Copy !req
191. It's not real convenient for me.Copy !req
192. It's not convenient?
Why don't we meet at your precinct?Copy !req
193. The government would love a few
pictures of us for the scrapbook.Copy !req
194. What do you got for me?Copy !req
195. Here.Copy !req
196. - "Jennifer Melfi, M.D."?
- Her background, daily routine.Copy !req
197. And your personal
relationship with her is...?Copy !req
198. None of your fucking business.Copy !req
199. You can't blame a guy for trying.Copy !req
200. Are you bored with your life?Copy !req
201. Oh, yeah, sure!
Busting whores and junkies.Copy !req
202. Plus, it's a thrill to pay two alimonies
on a $40,000-a-year income.Copy !req
203. All right, listen.Copy !req
204. I don't want her touched or bothered.Copy !req
205. I want to know the who,
when, why. That's it.Copy !req
206. Usual fee?Copy !req
207. The Knicks lost, lieutenant.Copy !req
208. You're down two large.Copy !req
209. - Lay off the vig.
- We'll see what kind of job you do.Copy !req
210. Okay. See you in a few days.
What you got in the box?Copy !req
211. Macaroons.Copy !req
212. This is awful.Copy !req
213. I can't deal with this.Copy !req
214. What kind of God?Copy !req
215. Christopher!Copy !req
216. Where you been?Copy !req
217. - What happened to you?
- Brendan's dead.Copy !req
218. What are you talking about?Copy !req
219. The fish is in my pocket.Copy !req
220. Brendan's brains are floating
in his bathtub.Copy !req
221. Message job. Through the eye.Copy !req
222. Moe Greene special.Copy !req
223. - Uncle Junior.
- What do you mean, Moe Greene?Copy !req
224. In one.Copy !req
225. Moe's eyes got too big for his stomach,
so they put a caliber in his eye.Copy !req
226. Mikey Palmice does their hits.Copy !req
227. - In his glasses, you mean.
- Glasses, eyes. Why quibble?Copy !req
228. I'm at the World Trade Center.Copy !req
229. What are you doing?
Palmice's a made guy.Copy !req
230. He didn't have the balls
to do it himself.Copy !req
231. Contracted these Russians,
and he killed my friend.Copy !req
232. Our response should suit the message.Copy !req
233. In the mouth means he was a rat.Copy !req
234. It's just how Francis framed
the shot, for the shock value.Copy !req
235. Brendan didn't deserve it.
Don't talk me out of it.Copy !req
236. Listen, you can't touch Mikey.Copy !req
237. Your uncle's pissing on your head,
what do you expect me to do?Copy !req
238. I'm on it, T. I know where Mikey's
house is, over by Route 10.Copy !req
239. No. He tries to leave,
you break his other neck.Copy !req
240. Hey, Mr. GQ, got a ticket.Copy !req
241. How you doing, Mikey?Copy !req
242. How you doing?Copy !req
243. Son of a...Copy !req
244. Your suit's wrinkled.
Here, let me fix it up for you.Copy !req
245. Why are you screaming?
Free alterations.Copy !req
246. Missed a spot.Copy !req
247. This is overdue.Copy !req
248. Hear about the Chinese godfather?Copy !req
249. He made them an offer
they couldn't understand.Copy !req
250. We gonna stop before it gets out of hand?Copy !req
251. - Not even a hello?
- I'm here because I love you.Copy !req
252. And I respect you.Copy !req
253. Don't pretend you're paying me respect.Copy !req
254. A son who throws his mother in an asylum.Copy !req
255. She lives like a poveretta.Copy !req
256. That's none of your business.Copy !req
257. Your friends get in my business,
expect me to turn the cheek.Copy !req
258. The truck was made good to you.Copy !req
259. I'm sitting here like patience
on a monument, waiting for discipline.Copy !req
260. Your boys were warned,
and still they embarrass me.Copy !req
261. I run my crew my way.
What you did was extreme.Copy !req
262. Now you're my judge?Copy !req
263. I answer to bigger people
than you, my friend.Copy !req
264. Like Jackie?Copy !req
265. Want to take this to his deathbed?Copy !req
266. That nephew of yours
we gave a high colonic...Copy !req
267. he earns good?Copy !req
268. - He's coming up.
- Okay.Copy !req
269. He works for me now.Copy !req
270. Excuse me?Copy !req
271. Maybe he gives you agita for a change.Copy !req
272. You got some set of balls,
you know that? Absolutely not.Copy !req
273. I show you my hand, and you slap it away.Copy !req
274. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
275. Why can't we talk like
adults anymore, huh?Copy !req
276. Out.Copy !req
277. Next time you come in,
you come heavy or not at all.Copy !req
278. You don't mean that.Copy !req
279. By the time I get to take the sergeant
exam, the pay scale is frozen by law.Copy !req
280. Why are we following these people?Copy !req
281. They grabbed a meal, saw a movie.
So what?Copy !req
282. Luckily they stopped
at that package store.Copy !req
283. I got a juice.Copy !req
284. Yeah, I can smell the potatoes.Copy !req
285. Hey, listen, asshole.Copy !req
286. Same make and model left the scene
of a homicide on Long Island.Copy !req
287. Stay fucking current.Copy !req
288. You broke it off with the shlub
after a week?Copy !req
289. I know. I feel for you males.Copy !req
290. It's our goddamned fault
you don't know how to act.Copy !req
291. Admitting mistakes.Copy !req
292. We tell you to be more sensitive,
you join Promise Keepers.Copy !req
293. We say, "Get in touch with your feelings."
You run into the woods...Copy !req
294. gunking yourselves with
bear fat, beating a drum.Copy !req
295. Don't ruin my evening.Copy !req
296. - You know what I mean.
- Sure.Copy !req
297. You want someone who's
sensitive to your needs...Copy !req
298. but still decisive enough for
a grope in the closet.Copy !req
299. Yeah. Something like that.Copy !req
300. Oh, shit! That's all I need.Copy !req
301. We were speeding?Copy !req
302. I wasn't looking.Copy !req
303. Pull over.Copy !req
304. License and registration, please.Copy !req
305. I'm sorry, officer.
Did I do something wrong?Copy !req
306. Detective.Copy !req
307. You crossed the double line,
have you been drinking?Copy !req
308. We had wine with dinner.Copy !req
309. Step out of the car, please.Copy !req
310. I don't believe this.Copy !req
311. Just relax, Randall,
and do what he says, okay?Copy !req
312. I need you to walk a straight
line to me, sir. Heel to toe.Copy !req
313. Look...Copy !req
314. I applaud your vigilance.Copy !req
315. But this is unnecessary, all right?Copy !req
316. I'm a lawyer.
I know I'm under the limit.Copy !req
317. - Open the trunk, please.
- Why?Copy !req
318. - You want to search my golf...?
- Open it!Copy !req
319. I will not!Copy !req
320. You ever hear of probable cause?Copy !req
321. Oh, yeah, that's a real good legalese!Copy !req
322. Are you resisting arrest?Copy !req
323. Vin, fucking cool it!Copy !req
324. He can't do that!Copy !req
325. - Back in the car!
- He didn't do anything wrong!Copy !req
326. Back in the car, now!Copy !req
327. Come on, let's go!Copy !req
328. I perceived what I thought was a weapon.Copy !req
329. What the hell's wrong with you, Vin?Copy !req
330. Take him. DUI, resisting arrest,
assaulting an officer.Copy !req
331. - What's he...?
- Do it!Copy !req
332. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
333. Don't you touch me!Copy !req
334. You got prime rib at home.
Don't be going out for hamburgers.Copy !req
335. What? What are you talking about?Copy !req
336. Randall!Copy !req
337. Randall, I'll follow you!Copy !req
338. I'm gonna call my lawyer, you fuck, you!Copy !req
339. She's seeing a Randall Curtin,
tax lawyer.Copy !req
340. He lives at...Copy !req
341. 1242 Rennsalaer Road.Copy !req
342. He's divorced, got two kids.Copy !req
343. He's the country club type.Copy !req
344. Not much in the balls
department, I might add.Copy !req
345. What about her?Copy !req
346. The good doctor, in her office
at 8 a.m., leaves at 6.Copy !req
347. Orders a tuna sub and Diet Coke.Copy !req
348. She's got a three-bedroom condo
in Essex Fells. Shops at Pathmark.Copy !req
349. She's divorced, one kid, 19.Copy !req
350. Outside of schmucko,
she don't get out much.Copy !req
351. But she does see a shrink.Copy !req
352. She what?Copy !req
353. Yeah, she sees a shrink, once a week.
His name is Elliot Kupferburg.Copy !req
354. Fuck me!Copy !req
355. She don't fuck anyone,
from what I can tell.Copy !req
356. It's not because she don't got the goods.Copy !req
357. She left her blinds up, I got some
of them Victoria Secret-type snaps.Copy !req
358. If you're interested.Copy !req
359. A little of this?Copy !req
360. - Good enough, then?
- Yeah.Copy !req
361. You got any Advil?Copy !req
362. What am I, a fucking pharmacy?Copy !req
363. What you got on Friday's game?
I got three bills on Rutgers.Copy !req
364. That'll solve all your problems.Copy !req
365. Thank you.Copy !req
366. With a stapler?Copy !req
367. I heard Mikey had to give up that nice suit.Copy !req
368. He got too attached to it.Copy !req
369. Michael Palmice's been a disease
since he was 5, he had it coming.Copy !req
370. It don't make things any easier.Copy !req
371. - My uncle's stubborn.
- Stubborn enough to go to war?Copy !req
372. What kind of a word is that?Copy !req
373. There hasn't been a war
since the Columbo thing.Copy !req
374. Everybody decided.Copy !req
375. No one's going to the mattresses these days.Copy !req
376. I got a top-of-the-line Posturepedic
at my house. Fuck it.Copy !req
377. If Jackie wasn't sick,
this wouldn't have happened.Copy !req
378. You're right.Copy !req
379. So one of us captains gotta step up.Copy !req
380. Lack of control
is fucking up this family.Copy !req
381. - That's true.
- You can say that again.Copy !req
382. If the old man were here,
instead of in that cell in Springfield...Copy !req
383. he'd say, "Raymond,
this is your moment."Copy !req
384. Go easy with the grease gun, okay?Copy !req
385. You're the Boy Wonder. Him and Jackie
both had you picked from day one.Copy !req
386. You got the age, the seniority.Copy !req
387. I also got an 18-year-old with MS, okay?Copy !req
388. I told Nucci I'd be doing less, not more.Copy !req
389. All due respect to your crippled kid,
you don't want a wire up your ass.Copy !req
390. That's why you should be boss,
you're so fucking smart.Copy !req
391. And it's "physically challenged."Copy !req
392. Absolutely.Copy !req
393. Why don't we run it like a council?Copy !req
394. Larry, the old guys set this up
as a paramilitary organization.Copy !req
395. We need a supreme commander,
not the fucking Dave Clark Five.Copy !req
396. Face it, T. You and Junior are
gonna have to duke it out.Copy !req
397. You've gotta be boss.Copy !req
398. Number one, I love the man.Copy !req
399. Number two, he's got New York behind him.Copy !req
400. Not for anything, God bless your uncle...Copy !req
401. but he's living in the wrong century.
New York knows it.Copy !req
402. You want it, T, you'll get there okay.Copy !req
403. It's the right thing. It's inevitable.Copy !req
404. I don't want no disturbance.Copy !req
405. Hey, what's up?Copy !req
406. Nothing.Copy !req
407. Bet you told your mom what happened.Copy !req
408. What are you, high?Copy !req
409. Well, you owe me $40 for the shirt.
The collar was ripped.Copy !req
410. You still owe me for 4th of July.Copy !req
411. Bottle rockets? I paid for them.Copy !req
412. Not for the M-80s. Remember,
the ones we blew up the frogs with?Copy !req
413. Oh, yeah. That was pretty cool.Copy !req
414. Yeah.Copy !req
415. Just give me the money.Copy !req
416. That thing was gay!
I did you a favor.Copy !req
417. You're gonna do it!Copy !req
418. Make me, fatty!Copy !req
419. - Dickwad!
- Asshole!Copy !req
420. Shithead!Copy !req
421. Bitch! Come on.Copy !req
422. Let's go, shithead!Copy !req
423. - Let me go!
- So I can kick your ass again?Copy !req
424. - I was kicking your ass!
- Nobody won, it was a draw.Copy !req
425. The Pit, tomorrow, 3:00.Copy !req
426. Help me with the chinch bugs,
they're killing my corn.Copy !req
427. This stuff works pretty well.
It's safe for the environment.Copy !req
428. I tried that.Copy !req
429. You got any DDT back there?Copy !req
430. That stuff's illegal, it's been banned.Copy !req
431. Maybe you have a little
surplus back there.Copy !req
432. I'll meet you back there.Copy !req
433. If I could help, I would...Copy !req
434. Mr. Piocosta! Right?
How you doing?Copy !req
435. You remember, our boys went
to Camp Aheka together?Copy !req
436. - Of course, Tony. How are you?
- Good.Copy !req
437. Your kid still got that killer
crossover dribble?Copy !req
438. Yeah, I guess so.Copy !req
439. That'll get him a scholarship.Copy !req
440. So how's Anthony?Copy !req
441. He's moody, you know.
For a kid that age, you know.Copy !req
442. Nice seeing you, Tony.Copy !req
443. Why don't we get together
and cook dogs for the boys?Copy !req
444. Tony, I don't even know if these
guys are close anymore.Copy !req
445. Did Anthony say anything?Copy !req
446. I'll have Carmela call Joanie.Copy !req
447. - Linda.
- Linda.Copy !req
448. That's great. Tony, that's great.
I'll see you around.Copy !req
449. - Tony!
- Yeah?Copy !req
450. Oh, my God! Tony!Copy !req
451. I thought the medication was supposed
to help your panic attacks.Copy !req
452. It does. It's the first one in a while.Copy !req
453. What does your therapist say?
He should increase your dosage.Copy !req
454. He's got more degrees than a thermometer.
Don't worry about it.Copy !req
455. Does your therapist ask questions
about our marriage?Copy !req
456. I know personal feelings are
hard for you to talk about.Copy !req
457. That's all we do is talk.Copy !req
458. Carm, I'm gonna quit.Copy !req
459. - Did you bring this up with him?
- Yeah. He knows.Copy !req
460. I guess.Copy !req
461. I forgot to take my Prozac this morning.Copy !req
462. It's up in the bathroom, can you get it?Copy !req
463. I know with Jackie sick, you're
under tremendous pressure.Copy !req
464. But I feel if the therapy didn't
hurt, it wouldn't be helping!Copy !req
465. - You don't understand.
- That's why you're in therapy.Copy !req
466. Because I don't understand!Copy !req
467. I'm telling you, if you give up now,
I'll have to re-evaluate things.Copy !req
468. What is that, huh?Copy !req
469. I got a sensitive job, I'm not
an average Joe on the block.Copy !req
470. It's our marriage, Tony!Copy !req
471. Therapy is too much exposure!Copy !req
472. Fine! You live with the results then.Copy !req
473. What's that, a threat?Copy !req
474. No, Tony, it's a rave review.
Get your own fucking pills.Copy !req
475. How long did the attack last?Copy !req
476. About 30 seconds.Copy !req
477. I was dizzy, out of breath.
That's it, I never lost consciousness.Copy !req
478. Anything since?Copy !req
479. I'll write you a scrip for Xanax,
just for a couple of days.Copy !req
480. It'll get you over
the short-term stresses.Copy !req
481. My uncle's got me in a box where I gotta
do something I don't want to do.Copy !req
482. Then there's my mother.Copy !req
483. Four grand a month and she acts like I'm
an Eskimo, pushing her out to sea.Copy !req
484. She's testing.Copy !req
485. Same as your uncle.Copy !req
486. Like little kids.Copy !req
487. There's a good book about this.Copy !req
488. No, I read, I go right out.Copy !req
489. It's Strategies for Coping
with Elder Family.Copy !req
490. You can't fucking spank them.Copy !req
491. Would it hurt to let your mother
think she's still in charge?Copy !req
492. You have children,
you know what they're like.Copy !req
493. Sometimes it's important to let them
have the illusion of being in control.Copy !req
494. Chris, my man!Copy !req
495. Surprised to see me?Copy !req
496. Heard they took you for a ride.
Tour of the Meadowlands.Copy !req
497. Heard you had a little b.m.Copy !req
498. - You got my cut?
- They came and took it.Copy !req
499. - Who?
- Junior Soprano's boys.Copy !req
500. They said it's their corner now.Copy !req
501. You let them?Copy !req
502. I don't argue well sucking
on a Smith & Wesson.Copy !req
503. - You didn't beep me?
- Word on the street...Copy !req
504. you out of commission.
Sorry, man, business.Copy !req
505. You know, there's no one I'd rather
give my 10 points to than you.Copy !req
506. It's all right. It's not your fault.Copy !req
507. I'm glad to hear you say that, man.Copy !req
508. Sneaky motherfucker.Copy !req
509. Shit!Copy !req
510. I don't care if they shove
a scud missile up your ass.Copy !req
511. It's my corner. Pay anyone but me,
I'm coming back for your thumbs!Copy !req
512. And that didn't happen, what you said!Copy !req
513. I'm gonna kill you!Copy !req
514. Good luck, A.J.Copy !req
515. if you get in trouble,
go for the takedown.Copy !req
516. Sweep kick and steamroll,
the game is over.Copy !req
517. All you're doing is making me nervous.Copy !req
518. - Want a Nitro bar?
- Would you shut the fuck up?Copy !req
519. - He's coming!
- It's the moment of truth.Copy !req
520. Here.Copy !req
521. What the hell is that?Copy !req
522. Just take it.Copy !req
523. I'll fight you for it.Copy !req
524. I can't!Copy !req
525. - What do you mean, can't?
- Just take it!Copy !req
526. I knew you'd chicken out.Copy !req
527. He chickened out, he's scared.Copy !req
528. He's real scared of you.Copy !req
529. What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
530. You won, man!
Yeah, Tonio, you won!Copy !req
531. I'm leaving.Copy !req
532. One of gangland's youngest
alleged leaders...Copy !req
533. died late this afternoon
at St. Isaac's Hospital.Copy !req
534. Turn it off! Turn the music off!Copy !req
535. One of the state's top Mafia figures...Copy !req
536. was first hospitalized last year.Copy !req
537. Authorities called Aprile the acting boss
for 74-year-old "Eckley" DeMeo...Copy !req
538. currently serving a life sentence
in Springfield Penitentiary.Copy !req
539. Authorities say he was
made acting boss...Copy !req
540. for the North Jersey
Mafia two years ago.Copy !req
541. Aprile was 44 years old.Copy !req
542. Damn it, I was just there.
He told me he wouldn't go today.Copy !req
543. I'll never forget where I was this day.Copy !req
544. - Sorry, T.
- He was a good man.Copy !req
545. Let's do a toast, give me a toast.Copy !req
546. To a great man. To a great leader.Copy !req
547. A great friend.Copy !req
548. To Jackie.Copy !req
549. Buon'anima.Copy !req
550. - You hear what happened?
- Just now.Copy !req
551. That's not all! I go to make
a pickup from Yo Yo Mendez...Copy !req
552. he says it ain't my corner
anymore. It's Junior's.Copy !req
553. Christopher, this ain't the time.Copy !req
554. They're moving in!Copy !req
555. I say we go to Def Con 4.Copy !req
556. I gotta assess this, all right?Copy !req
557. What are we, politicians?Copy !req
558. Does this look like the Senate?Copy !req
559. This is about respect of our thing!Copy !req
560. Shut the fuck up!
It doesn't concern you!Copy !req
561. I represent you, and I'm tired of
putting my tail between my legs!Copy !req
562. This ain't negotiation time!Copy !req
563. This is Scarface, final scene,
fucking bazookas under each arm.Copy !req
564. "Say hello to my little friend!"Copy !req
565. Always with the scenarios.Copy !req
566. You don't do something,
I gotta question your leadership!Copy !req
567. You ungrateful little fuck!Copy !req
568. Where'd you get the balls
to question my leadership?Copy !req
569. I'm just saying how it is!Copy !req
570. I'll rip your fucking head off
and finish the job!Copy !req
571. - You're the boss!
- That's right...Copy !req
572. I am. And you're lucky
a man I loved died today.Copy !req
573. Here we go, war of '99.Copy !req
574. We should go.Copy !req
575. You do what you're told,
when you're told!Copy !req
576. Adiós, Junior.Copy !req
577. Uncle Junior...Copy !req
578. I need to talk to you.Copy !req
579. I came in heavy, like you said,
but I don't want to use it.Copy !req
580. Our friend Jackie has died.Copy !req
581. I heard.Copy !req
582. And we need a leader.Copy !req
583. We do.Copy !req
584. I don't want any confusion
or misunderstanding.Copy !req
585. Yes.Copy !req
586. Sopranos have been waiting
a long time to take the reins.Copy !req
587. That's why I want it
to be you, Uncle Jun.Copy !req
588. This is your decision?Copy !req
589. It is.Copy !req
590. You speak for the captains?Copy !req
591. I can.Copy !req
592. Come here.Copy !req
593. You crazy cetriolo.Copy !req
594. You had me worried there.Copy !req
595. You think I'm gonna mess
with a guy like you?Copy !req
596. You been pumping iron?
Strong as a bull.Copy !req
597. Call Parcells, give this guy a tryout.Copy !req
598. - Come here.
- Always the bullshitter.Copy !req
599. Just one thing, one thing.Copy !req
600. You know I can't be perceived
to lose face, right?Copy !req
601. So...Copy !req
602. Bloomfield...Copy !req
603. and the Paving Union.Copy !req
604. That's my asking price.Copy !req
605. Congratulations.Copy !req
606. You know the rules.Copy !req
607. I almost got in a fight today.Copy !req
608. Fight?Copy !req
609. With Jeremy Piocosta.Copy !req
610. I take French with his brother,
he's such a poser.Copy !req
611. - Who won?
- No one. He backed out.Copy !req
612. Phil Litto said, "Yeah,
he's real scared of you."Copy !req
613. When I asked what that
meant, they all laughed.Copy !req
614. What do you mean?Copy !req
615. Sometimes you're so naive.Copy !req
616. What does Dad do for a living?Copy !req
617. Waste management.Copy !req
618. Do you know any other garbage
men who live like this?Copy !req
619. Uncle Jackie.Copy !req
620. Why do we call him "uncle"
when he's not related?Copy !req
621. He's in Dad's other family.Copy !req
622. Come here.Copy !req
623. I'll print it out for you.Copy !req
624. Hi!Copy !req
625. Jennifer.Copy !req
626. I tried calling.Copy !req
627. Yeah, the phone's off the hook.
Come on in.Copy !req
628. I guess we won't be going to dinner.Copy !req
629. I'm worried, Jennifer.Copy !req
630. I think I'm starting to lose it.Copy !req
631. I was standing in line
in the doughnut shop.Copy !req
632. A man in a booth looked at me.Copy !req
633. All of a sudden, I started
shaking uncontrollably.Copy !req
634. The lady says "next," I ran away.Copy !req
635. Hey...Copy !req
636. You've been through a very
traumatic experience.Copy !req
637. I hate to admit this...Copy !req
638. but I'm afraid to go outside.Copy !req
639. I got this crazy idea
that I'm being followed.Copy !req
640. And this song keeps
running through my head.Copy !req
641. "People are Strange," The Doors.Copy !req
642. Where, "faces look evil
when you're alienated."Copy !req
643. Randall...Copy !req
644. Dead at 27 in a Paris bathtub.Copy !req
645. I think you should go
and talk to Mel Gelbar.Copy !req
646. He specializes in post-traumatic
stress disorder.Copy !req
647. You couldn't prescribe something?Copy !req
648. I'm your date, not your doctor.Copy !req
649. Oh, yeah, right. Yeah. No.Copy !req
650. Saw my first dead body
when I was about 15.Copy !req
651. Maybe 16.Copy !req
652. I won't tell you about how he
got clipped because it was...Copy !req
653. Sorry.Copy !req
654. You okay?Copy !req
655. I was thinking...Copy !req
656. I guess I live a sheltered existence.Copy !req
657. How so?Copy !req
658. I'm in this room for 10 hours a day.Copy !req
659. I guess I'm out of touch with the climate
of rage in American society...Copy !req
660. the casual violence.Copy !req
661. Your voice is all tight.Copy !req
662. This week my, my friend got beat up...Copy !req
663. by a policeman, no less.Copy !req
664. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
665. It was a nightmare.Copy !req
666. I mean, I don't know if this cop
was crazy or drunk or what.Copy !req
667. But he was raving, "prime rib,
hamburger," it was surreal.Copy !req
668. Fucking moron.Copy !req
669. I mean, it sounds like this
guy is a fucking moron.Copy !req
670. My friend's filing suit against the city.Copy !req
671. The worst part of it is,
our relationship will never be the same.Copy !req
672. Sorry.Copy !req
673. Oh, it wasn't your fault!Copy !req
674. Hey, this is your session.Copy !req
675. I'm sorry, this is...Copy !req
676. very unprofessional.Copy !req
677. It's all right, you had your
wits scared out of you.Copy !req
678. Is the Xanax helping?Copy !req
679. It's fine, no more attacks.Copy !req
680. But you still have your doubts?Copy !req
681. About therapy? No, no, no, no.Copy !req
682. Giving it another chance.
Get a lot of good ideas here.Copy !req
683. Okay.Copy !req
684. On how to cope.Copy !req
685. Tell me why this was a smart move,
to make Junior the Big Willie.Copy !req
686. Look at him. He's content.
Thinks he's the king of kings.Copy !req
687. Truth is, every decision is made by me.Copy !req
688. I still worry about the money end.Copy !req
689. That's what you do, you worry.Copy !req
690. He doesn't know what
we kick back to Jackie.Copy !req
691. We're gonna do good.Copy !req
692. The point is, he's got the title.
He's a happy fucking camper.Copy !req
693. The house is secure.Copy !req
694. Now we got a brand-new lightning
rod on top to take the hits.Copy !req
695. Smart. Very smart.Copy !req
696. Yeah, and now you got
Bloomfield and the union chair.Copy !req
697. Otherwise you'd fuck me, but you
wouldn't respect me in the morning.Copy !req
698. As long as you guarantee
to keep the old fart in line.Copy !req
699. I still love that man.
I'm his favorite nephew.Copy !req
700. Look at him, over there with my ma.Copy !req
701. Those people went through World War ll.Copy !req
702. T, check out the government.Copy !req
703. Shooting right to left.Copy !req
704. They got Uncle Jun's good side.Copy !req