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3. What's he doing here?
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4. A friend of mine walked by.
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5. Heshie. He has a 3:00.
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6. Yeah, baby.
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7. - What the hell's going on?
- Thunderstorms.
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8. - Jackie.
- You smell it?
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9. That's rain.
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10. Dr. Melfi, what the hell
are you doing to me?
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12. What are you doing up?
You got school tomorrow.
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13. Working on a high score.
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14. - Did your mother go to bed?
- Yeah.
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15. Where were you?
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16. The compactor went down
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17. Move over.
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18. - Ready?
- Yeah.
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19. Go!
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22. Yeah, kicking your butt.
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New game.
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26. - No fair.
- It's called a handicap.
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27. - Come on, stop!
- I'm kicking your ass!
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28. - One hand, look at that!
- I can't see.
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29. Get off!
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30. Stop! Come on!
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31. You lose.
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There's your lesson.
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34. Andretti, you listening to me?
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35. Good night, Dad.
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36. Good night.
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37. Where'd you park?
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38. In the parking lot.
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39. - No one followed me.
- Adriana, you wouldn't know it.
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40. Oh, yeah. Like Tony Soprano's
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41. - You are so paranoid.
- Bring the car right here.
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42. I know, he's in disguise.
That could be him.
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43. Hey, Tony! Or maybe he's
in the trash can.
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44. Come out, come out,
wherever you are!
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45. Let go of me!
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46. It could be anybody, anytime.
I don't even know if it's Tony.
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47. You gave crystal meth
to his daughter!
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48. Which I'm not sure he knows.
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49. Look at my wrist. It's all red.
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50. I'm sorry!
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51. But I got dragged out to
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52. Mock execution!
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53. What?
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54. - What?
- Nothing.
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55. - No, what?
- You don't want to know, trust me.
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56. Know what?
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57. I heard the nurse say you made
number two in your pants.
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58. Is that what happens?
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59. Get the car! Please, can we
just go to Brendan's...
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60. score some shit and find out
what's going on?
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61. Please!
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63. The fool leaves his door open.
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64. - I gotta pee.
- Go for it.
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65. Yo, Einstein, you should have seen me
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66. Yeah. Yeah.
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67. That's the message. Thanks.
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68. Way to go, Anth!
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69. Hear it in five, four, three, two...
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70. Yo, check it.
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71. - You think this is funny?
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72. I didn't do nothing.
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73. You beep me again, you'll be sorry.
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75. "Your mother blows."
That's a real original message.
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76. - Maybe she does, right?
- Yeah.
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77. Then why'd you eat all the
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79. Why don't you shut up?
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80. Have another doughnut,
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81. I'm gonna kill him!
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82. Dickwad!
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83. Hey, break it up! Break it up!
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84. I want a 5-minute
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85. See you next week, doc.
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86. - Mr. Dante, you forgot something.
- Thank you, baby.
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87. - Don't forget to floss.
- You saved my life.
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88. All right. See you next week,
all right?
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89. Can I help you, sir?
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90. Sir?
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91. Oh, my God.
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92. - I'm having second thoughts.
- About?
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93. This whole thing,
this whole arrangement.
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94. Security.
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95. I come here, I tell you things,
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96. I understand your concerns.
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97. But I told you what
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99. You don't fucking get it.
Just my being here incriminates me!
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100. Somebody sees me, they tell somebody
else, all of a sudden I'm a celebrity!
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101. I thought we made some progress
on your narcissism.
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102. Who are you?
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103. Why is that so important
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104. My mother told me never to
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105. So your mother did
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106. if I asked you about your life,
who you talk to, who you trust. ..?
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107. I'd have to take the Fifth.
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108. That's cute.
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109. I'm sorry, I wasn't aware of
what I was saying.
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110. I'm sorry.
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111. - Why are you here?
- Chris sent me for you.
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112. Chris? Did something happen?
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113. Why else would Chris send you?
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114. Did Brendan get my poem?
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115. Another search warrant? Calls them the
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116. You told your old man!
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117. You scared me!
What happened to you?
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118. We're moving to Florida because you
couldn't keep your mouth shut!
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119. What are you talking about?
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120. Did Brendan ask about me?
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121. Get us out of here! Get us out!
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122. - Did you tell your old man?
- About the meth? Are you insane?
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123. Don't you get it? This is serious!
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124. Let go of me!
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125. Stop this shit!
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126. He's worried about you. He's been
asking about you, asshole.
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127. I'm sorry if I hurt you.
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128. I hate my life, being a Soprano.
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129. Hey, don't ever say you hate life.
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130. Fuck you!
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131. Okay, let's go.
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132. Remember when you were little?
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133. I'll buy you one of those
Happy Meals, all right?
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134. Where the fuck are you?
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135. This is a new shirt your grandmother
bought. It's in the trash?
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136. It's a Westport.
It's not even cool anymore.
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137. What did you just say?
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138. I got in a fight.
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139. Hope you did as much damage
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140. I didn't get caught. No demerits.
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141. Anthony, who?
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142. - Jeremy.
- Jeremy Piocosta?
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143. You were together at camp.
I thought you were friends.
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144. if that's all the information I get,
I'll call Mrs. Piocosta.
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145. No, Ma, wait! Don't call!
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146. You kids are gonna learn
the value of a dollar!
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147. - I'll wash your car.
- You never put any effort in.
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148. I will, I promise.
I'll do it really good.
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149. Just don't call, I'll get the money.
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150. Forty dollars, Anthony.
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151. I know, I know.
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152. Ma!
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153. How you doing?
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154. What brings you here?
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155. Remember that pastry place?
Ferrara's?
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156. Brought you some macaroons.
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157. They're too sweet!
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158. What do you mean?
They're your favorites!
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159. The activities director, Rosie, says. ..
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160. they're organizing a trip
to the city.
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161. Dinner and a show.
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162. And you don't want to go.
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163. - I don't like the people here.
- You don't know them.
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164. And that city.
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165. Grown men soiling themselves.
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166. - It's not like that anymore.
- That Giuliani...
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167. Let's stick to the field trip.
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168. Mothers throwing their babies
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169. You're always with the babies
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170. You don't mix with the other ladies
or talk to the nice gents I see around.
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171. - You're not taking opportunities.
- What do you care?
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172. Out of sight, out of mind.
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173. We don't think like that.
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174. Not me, or Carm, or the kids.
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175. I wish the Lord would take me now.
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176. I came to get cheered up.
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177. You being sarcastic?
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178. You can't put your problems on me.
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179. This is the most expensive
retirement home in New Jersey.
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180. if you wanted to, you
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181. You're pissing it all away.
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182. What beautiful language
for your mother.
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183. - You want the macaroons?
- I don't care.
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184. Leave some out for the lunatics.
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185. Goodbye, Ma.
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186. They're saying it might rain today.
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187. What the hell are you doing?
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188. This place is an hour from my office.
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189. Are you a woman? Get a bladder
transplant. My mother lives here.
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190. It's not real convenient for me.
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191. It's not convenient?
Why don't we meet at your precinct?
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192. The government would love a few
pictures of us for the scrapbook.
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193. What do you got for me?
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194. Here.
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195. - "Jennifer Melfi, M.D."?
- Her background, daily routine.
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196. And your personal relationship
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197. None of your fucking business.
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198. You can't blame a guy for trying.
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199. Are you bored with your life?
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200. Oh, yeah, sure!
Busting whores and junkies.
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201. Plus, it's a thrill to pay two
alimonies on a $40,000-a-year income.
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202. All right, listen.
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203. I don't want her touched or bothered.
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204. I want to know the who,
when, why. That's it.
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205. Usual fee?
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206. The Knicks lost, lieutenant.
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207. You're down two large.
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208. - Lay off the vig.
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209. Okay. See you in a few days.
What you got in the box?
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210. Macaroons.
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211. This is awful.
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212. I can't deal with this.
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213. What kind of God?
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214. Christopher!
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215. Where you been?
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216. - What happened to you?
- Brendan's dead.
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217. What are you talking about?
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218. The fish is in my pocket.
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219. Brendan's brains are floating
in his bathtub.
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220. Message job. Through the eye.
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221. Moe Greene special.
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222. - Uncle Junior.
- What do you mean, Moe Greene?
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223. In one.
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224. Moe's eyes got too big for his stomach,
so they put a caliber in his eye.
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225. Mikey Palmice does their hits.
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226. - In his glasses, you mean.
- Glasses, eyes. Why quibble?
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227. I'm at the World Trade Center.
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228. What are you doing?
Palmice's a made guy.
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229. He didn't have the balls
to do it himself.
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230. Contracted these Russians,
and he killed my friend.
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231. Our response should suit the message.
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232. In the mouth means he was a rat.
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233. It's just how Francis framed
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234. Brendan didn't deserve it.
Don't talk me out of it.
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235. Listen, you can't touch Mikey.
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236. Your uncle's pissing on your
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237. I'm on it, T. I know where Mikey's
house is, over by Route 10.
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238. No. He tries to leave,
you break his other neck.
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239. Hey, Mr. GQ, got a ticket.
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240. How you doing, Mikey?
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241. How you doing?
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242. Son of a—
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243. Your suit's wrinkled. Here, let
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244. Why are you screaming?
Free alterations.
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245. Missed a spot.
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246. This is overdue.
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247. Hear about the Chinese godfather?
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248. He made them an offer
they couldn't understand.
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249. We gonna stop before
it gets out of hand?
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250. - Not even a hello?
- I'm here because I love you.
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251. And I respect you.
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252. Don't pretend you're paying me respect.
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253. A son who throws his mother
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254. She lives like a poveretta.
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255. That's none of your business.
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256. Your friends get in my business,
expect me to turn the cheek.
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257. The truck was made good to you.
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258. I'm sitting here like patience
on a monument, waiting for discipline.
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259. Your boys were warned, and still
they embarrass me.
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260. I run my crew my way.
What you did was extreme.
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261. Now you're my judge?
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262. I answer to bigger people
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263. Like Jackie?
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264. Want to take this to his deathbed?
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265. That nephew of yours we gave
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266. he earns good?
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267. - He's coming up.
- Okay.
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268. He works for me now.
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269. Excuse me?
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270. Maybe he gives you agita for a change.
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271. You got some set of balls, you know
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272. I show you my hand,
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273. What's the matter with you?
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274. Why can't we talk
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275. Out.
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276. Next time you come in,
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277. You don't mean that.
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278. By the time I get to take the sergeant
exam, the pay scale is frozen by law.
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279. Why are we following these people?
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280. They grabbed a meal, saw a movie.
So what?
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281. Luckily they stopped at
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282. I got a juice.
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283. Yeah, I can smell the potatoes.
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284. Hey, listen, asshole.
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285. Same make and model left the scene
of a homicide on Long lsland.
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286. Stay fucking current.
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287. You broke it off
with the shlub after a week?
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288. I know. I feel for you males.
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289. It's our goddamned fault
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290. Admitting mistakes.
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291. We tell you to be more sensitive,
you join Promise Keepers.
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292. We say, "Get in touch with your
feelings." You run into the woods . . .
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293. gunking yourselves with bear fat,
beating a drum.
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294. Don't ruin my evening.
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295. - You know what I mean.
- Sure.
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296. You want someone who's
sensitive to your needs...
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297. but still decisive enough for
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298. Yeah. Something like that.
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299. Oh, shit! That's all I need.
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300. We were speeding?
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301. I wasn't looking.
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302. Pull over.
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303. License and registration, please.
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304. I'm sorry, officer.
Did I do something wrong?
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305. Detective.
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306. You crossed the double line,
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307. We had wine with dinner.
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308. Step out of the car, please.
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309. I don't believe this.
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310. Just relax, Randall,
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311. I need you to walk a straight line
to me, sir. Heel to toe.
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312. Look. ...
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313. I applaud your vigilance.
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314. But this is unnecessary, all right?
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315. I'm a lawyer.
I know I'm under the limit.
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316. - Open the trunk, please.
- Why?
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317. - You want to search my golf—?
- Open it!
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318. I will not!
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319. You ever hear of probable cause?
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320. Oh, yeah, that's a real good legalese!
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321. Are you resisting arrest?
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322. Vin, fucking cool it!
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323. He can't do that!
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324. - Back in the car!
- He didn't do anything wrong!
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325. Back in the car, now!
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326. Come on, let's go!
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328. What the hell's wrong with you, Vin?
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329. Take him. DUl, resisting arrest,
assaulting an officer.
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330. - What's he—?
- Do it!
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331. Jesus Christ!
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332. Don't you touch me!
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333. You got prime rib at home.
Don't be going out for hamburgers.
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334. What? What are you talking about?
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335. Randall!
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337. I'm gonna call my lawyer,
you fuck, you!
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338. She's seeing a Randall Curtin,
tax lawyer.
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339. He lives at . . .
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340. 1242 Rennsalaer Road.
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341. He's divorced, got two kids.
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342. He's the country club type.
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343. Not much in the balls department,
I might add.
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344. What about her?
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345. The good doctor, in her
office at 8 a.m. , leaves at 6.
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346. Orders a tuna sub and Diet Coke.
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347. She's got a three-bedroom condo
in Essex Fells. Shops at Pathmark.
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348. She's divorced, one kid, 19.
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349. Outside of schmucko,
she don't get out much.
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350. But she does see a shrink.
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351. She what?
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352. Yeah, she sees a shrink, once a week.
His name is Elliot Kupferburg.
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353. Fuck me!
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354. She don't fuck anyone,
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355. It's not because she don't
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356. She left her blinds up, I got some of
them Victoria Secret-type snaps.
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357. if you're interested.
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358. A little of this?
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359. - Good enough, then?
- Yeah.
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360. You got any Advil?
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361. What am l, a fucking pharmacy?
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362. What you got on Friday's game?
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363. That'll solve all your problems.
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364. Thank you.
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365. With a stapler?
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366. I heard Mikey had to give up
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367. He got too attached to it.
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368. Michael Palmice's been a disease since
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369. It don't make things any easier.
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370. - My uncle's stubborn.
- Stubborn enough to go to war?
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371. What kind of a word is that?
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372. There hasn't been a war
since the Columbo thing.
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373. Everybody decided.
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374. No one's going to the mattresses
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375. I got a top-of-the-line Posturepedic
at my house. Fuck it.
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376. if Jackie wasn't sick,
this wouldn't have happened.
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377. You're right.
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378. So one of us captains gotta step up.
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379. Lack of control
is fucking up this family.
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380. - That's true.
- You can say that again.
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381. if the old man were here, instead
of in that cell in Springfield...
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382. he'd say, "Raymond,
this is your moment."
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383. Go easy with the grease gun, okay?
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384. You're the Boy Wonder. Him and Jackie
both had you picked from day one.
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385. You got the age, the seniority.
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386. I also got an 18-year-old
with MS, okay?
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387. I told Nucci I'd be doing less,
not more.
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388. All due respect to your crippled kid,
you don't want a wire up your ass.
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389. That's why you should be boss,
you're so fucking smart.
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390. And it's "physically challenged."
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391. Absolutely.
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392. Why don't we run it like a council?
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393. Larry, the old guys set this up
as a paramilitary organization.
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394. We need a supreme commander,
not the fucking Dave Clark Five.
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395. Face it, T. You and Junior
are gonna have to duke it out.
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397. Number one, I love the man.
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he's got New York behind him.
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God bless your uncle. ..
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400. but he's living in the wrong century.
New York knows it.
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401. You want it, T,
you'll get there okay.
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402. It's the right thing.
It's inevitable.
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405. Nothing.
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406. Bet you told your mom what happened.
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407. What are you, high?
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408. Well, you owe me $40 for the shirt.
The collar was ripped.
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409. You still owe me for 4th of July.
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410. Bottle rockets? I paid for them.
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411. Not for the M-80s. Remember,
the ones we blew up the frogs with?
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412. Oh, yeah. That was pretty cool.
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413. Yeah.
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415. That thing was gay!
I did you a favor.
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417. Make me, fatty!
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418. - Dickwad!
- Asshole!
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419. Shithead!
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420. Bitch! Come on.
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421. Let's go, shithead!
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422. - Let me go!
- So I can kick your ass again?
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423. - I was kicking your ass!
- Nobody won, it was a draw.
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424. The Pit, tomorrow, 3:00.
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425. Help me with the chinch bugs,
they're killing my corn.
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426. This stuff works pretty well.
It's safe for the environment.
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427. I tried that.
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428. You got any DDT back there?
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429. That stuff's illegal,
it's been banned.
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430. Maybe you have a little surplus
back there.
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431. I'll meet you back there.
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432. if I could help, I would—
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433. Mr. Piocosta! Right?
How you doing?
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434. You remember, our boys
went to Camp Aheka together?
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435. - Of course, Tony. How are you?
- Good.
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436. Your kid still got that killer
crossover dribble?
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437. Yeah, I guess so.
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438. That'll get him a scholarship.
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439. So how's Anthony?
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440. He's moody, you know.
For a kid that age, you know.
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441. Nice seeing you, Tony.
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442. Why don't we get together
and cook dogs for the boys?
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443. Tony, I don't even know if
these guys are close anymore.
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444. Did Anthony say anything?
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445. I'll have Carmela call Joanie.
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446. - Linda.
- Linda.
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447. That's great. Tony, that's great.
I'll see you around.
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448. - Tony!
- Yeah?
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449. Oh, my God! Tony!
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450. I thought the medication was supposed
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451. It does.
It's the first one in a while.
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452. What does your therapist say?
He should increase your dosage.
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453. He's got more degrees than a
thermometer. Don't worry about it.
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454. Does your therapist ask questions
about our marriage?
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455. I know personal feelings
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456. That's all we do is talk.
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457. Carm, I'm gonna quit.
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458. - Did you bring this up with him?
- Yeah. He knows.
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459. I guess.
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460. I forgot to take my Prozac
this morning.
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461. It's up in the bathroom,
can you get it?
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462. I know with Jackie sick,
you're under tremendous pressure.
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463. But I feel if the therapy didn't hurt,
it wouldn't be helping!
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464. - You don't understand.
- That's why you're in therapy.
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465. Because I don't understand!
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466. I'm telling you, if you give up now,
I'll have to re-evaluate things.
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467. What is that, huh?
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468. I got a sensitive job,
I'm not an average Joe on the block.
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469. It's our marriage, Tony!
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470. Therapy is too much exposure!
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471. Fine!
You live with the results then.
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472. What's that, a threat?
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473. No, Tony, it's a rave review.
Get your own fucking pills.
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474. How long did the attack last?
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475. About 30 seconds.
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476. I was dizzy, out of breath.
That's it, I never lost consciousness.
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477. Anything since?
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478. I'll write you a scrip for Xanax,
just for a couple of days.
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479. It'll get you over
the short-term stresses.
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480. My uncle's got me in a box where l
gotta do something I don't want to do.
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481. Then there's my mother.
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482. Four grand a month and she acts like
I'm an Eskimo, pushing her out to sea.
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483. She's testing.
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484. Same as your uncle.
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485. Like little kids.
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486. There's a good book about this.
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487. No, I read, I go right out.
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488. It's Strategies for Coping
with Elder Family.
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489. You can't fucking spank them.
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490. Would it hurt to let your mother
think she's still in charge?
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491. You have children,
you know what they're like.
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492. Sometimes it's important to let them
have the illusion of being in control.
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493. Chris, my man!
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494. Surprised to see me?
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495. Heard they took you for a ride.
Tour of the Meadowlands.
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496. Heard you had a little b.m.
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497. - You got my cut?
- They came and took it.
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498. - Who?
- Junior Soprano's boys.
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499. They said it's their corner now.
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500. You let them?
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501. I don't argue well
sucking on a Smith & Wesson.
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502. - You didn't beep me?
- Word on the street...
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503. you out of commission.
Sorry, man, business.
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504. You know, there's no one I'd rather
give my 10 points to than you.
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505. It's all right. It's not your fault.
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506. I'm glad to hear you say that, man.
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507. Sneaky motherfucker.
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508. Shit!
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509. I don't care if they shove
a scud missile up your ass.
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510. It's my corner. Pay anyone but me,
I'm coming back for your thumbs!
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511. And that didn't happen, what you said!
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512. I'm gonna kill you!
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513. Good luck, A.J.
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514. if you get in trouble,
go for the takedown.
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515. Sweep kick and steamroll,
the game is over.
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516. All you're doing is making me nervous.
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517. - Want a Nitro bar?
- Would you shut the fuck up?
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518. - He's coming!
- It's the moment of truth.
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519. Here.
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520. What the hell is that?
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521. Just take it.
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522. I'll fight you for it.
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523. I can't!
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524. - What do you mean, can't?
- Just take it!
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525. I knew you'd chicken out.
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526. He chickened out, he's scared.
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527. He's real scared of you.
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528. What's that supposed to mean?
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529. You won, man!
Yeah, Tonio, you won!
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530. I'm leaving.
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531. One of gangland's
youngest alleged leaders...
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532. died late this afternoon
at St. Isaac's Hospital.
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533. Turn it off! Turn the music off!
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534. —one of the state's
top Mafia figures...
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535. was first hospitalized last year.
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536. Authorities called Aprile the acting
boss for 74-year-old "Eckley" DeMeo...
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537. currently serving a life sentence
in Springfield Penitentiary.
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538. Authorities say he was made
acting boss...
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539. for the North Jersey Mafia
two years ago.
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540. Aprile was 44 years old.
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541. Damn it, I was just there.
He told me he wouldn't go today.
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542. I'll never forget
where I was this day.
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543. - Sorry, T.
- He was a good man.
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544. Let's do a toast, give me a toast.
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545. To a great man.
To a great leader.
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546. A great friend.
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547. To Jackie.
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548. Buon'anima.
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549. - You hear what happened?
- Just now.
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550. That's not all! I go to make a pickup
from Yo Yo Mendez. ..
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551. he says it ain't my corner anymore.
It's Junior's.
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552. Christopher, this ain't the time.
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553. They're moving in!
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554. I say we go to Def Con 4.
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555. I gotta assess this, all right?
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556. What are we, politicians?
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557. Does this look like the Senate?
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558. This is about respect of our thing!
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559. Shut the fuck up!
It doesn't concern you!
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560. I represent you, and I'm tired
of putting my tail between my legs!
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561. This ain't negotiation time!
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562. This is Scarface, final scene,
fucking bazookas under each arm.
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563. "Say hello to my little friend!"
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564. Always with the scenarios.
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565. You don't do something,
I gotta question your leadership!
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566. You ungrateful little fuck!
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567. Where'd you get the balls
to question my leadership?
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568. I'm just saying how it is!
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569. I'll rip your fucking head off
and finish the job!
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570. - You're the boss!
- That's right...
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571. I am. And you're lucky
a man I loved died today.
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572. Here we go, war of '99.
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573. We should go.
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574. You do what you're told,
when you're told!
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575. Adiós, Junior.
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576. Uncle Junior. ..
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577. I need to talk to you.
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578. I came in heavy, like you said,
but I don't want to use it.
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579. Our friend Jackie has died.
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580. I heard.
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581. And we need a leader.
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582. We do.
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583. I don't want any confusion
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584. Yes.
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585. Sopranos have been waiting a long time
to take the reins.
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586. That's why I want it to be you,
Uncle Jun.
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587. This is your decision?
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588. It is.
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589. You speak for the captains?
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590. I can.
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591. Come here.
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592. You crazy cetriolo.
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593. You had me worried there.
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594. You think I'm gonna mess
with a guy like you?
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595. You been pumping iron?
Strong as a bull.
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596. Call Parcells,
give this guy a tryout.
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597. - Come here.
- Always the bullshitter.
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598. Just one thing, one thing.
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599. You know I can't be perceived
to lose face, right?
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600. So...
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601. Bloomfield...
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602. and the Paving Union.
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603. That's my asking price.
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604. Congratulations.
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605. You know the rules.
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606. I almost got in a fight today.
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607. Fight?
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608. With Jeremy Piocosta.
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609. I take French with his brother,
he's such a poser.
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610. - Who won?
- No one. He backed out.
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611. Phil Litto said,
"Yeah, he's real scared of you."
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612. When I asked what that meant,
they all laughed.
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613. What do you mean?
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614. Sometimes you're so naive.
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615. What does Dad do for a living?
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616. Waste management.
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617. Do you know any other garbage men
who live like this?
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618. Uncle Jackie.
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619. Why do we call him "uncle"
when he's not related?
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620. He's in Dad's other family.
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621. Come here.
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622. I'll print it out for you.
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623. Hi!
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624. Jennifer.
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625. I tried calling.
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626. Yeah, the phone's off the hook.
Come on in.
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627. I guess we won't be going to dinner.
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628. I'm worried, Jennifer.
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629. I think I'm starting to lose it.
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630. I was standing in line
in the doughnut shop.
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631. A man in a booth looked at me.
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632. All of a sudden,
I started shaking uncontrollably.
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633. The lady says "next," I ran away.
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634. Hey . . . .
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635. You've been through a very
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636. I hate to admit this...
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637. but I'm afraid to go outside.
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638. I got this crazy idea
that I'm being followed.
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639. And this song keeps
running through my head.
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640. "People are Strange," The Doors.
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641. Where, "faces look evil
when you're alienated."
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642. Randall...
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643. Dead at 27 in a Paris bathtub.
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644. I think you should go
and talk to Mel Gelbar.
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645. He specializes in post-traumatic
stress disorder.
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646. You couldn't prescribe something?
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647. I'm your date, not your doctor.
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648. Oh, yeah, right. Yeah. No.
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649. Saw my first dead body
when I was about 15.
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650. Maybe 16.
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651. I won't tell you about how he
got clipped because it was . . . .
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652. Sorry.
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653. You okay?
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654. I was thinking. . . .
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655. I guess I live a sheltered existence.
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656. How so?
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657. I'm in this room for 10 hours a day.
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658. I guess I'm out of touch with the
climate of rage in American society...
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659. the casual violence.
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660. Your voice is all tight.
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661. This week my, my friend got beat up.. .
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662. by a policeman, no less.
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663. Oh, yeah?
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664. It was a nightmare.
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665. I mean, I don't know if this cop
was crazy or drunk or what.
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666. But he was raving, "prime rib,
hamburger," it was surreal.
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667. Fucking moron.
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668. I mean, it sounds like this guy
is a fucking moron.
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669. My friend's filing suit
against the city.
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670. The worst part of it is, our
relationship will never be the same.
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671. Sorry.
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672. Oh, it wasn't your fault!
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673. Hey, this is your session.
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674. I'm sorry, this is...
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675. very unprofessional.
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676. It's all right,
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677. ls the Xanax helping?
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678. It's fine, no more attacks.
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679. But you still have your doubts?
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680. About therapy? No, no, no, no.
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681. Giving it another chance.
Get a lot of good ideas here.
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682. Okay.
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683. On how to cope.
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684. Tell me why this was a smart move,
to make Junior the Big Willie.
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685. Look at him. He's content.
Thinks he's the king of kings.
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686. Truth is, every decision
is made by me.
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687. I still worry about the money end.
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688. That's what you do, you worry.
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689. He doesn't know what
we kick back to Jackie.
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690. We're gonna do good.
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691. The point is, he's got the title.
He's a happy fucking camper.
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692. The house is secure.
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693. Now we got a brand-new lightning rod
on top to take the hits.
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694. Smart. Very smart.
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695. Yeah, and now you got Bloomfield
and the union chair.
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696. Otherwise you'd fuck me, but you
wouldn't respect me in the morning.
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697. As long as you guarantee to keep
the old fart in line.
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698. I still love that man.
I'm his favorite nephew.
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699. Look at him, over there with my ma.
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700. Those people
went through World War ll.
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701. T, check out the government.
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702. Shooting right to left.
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