1. You should've rang the doorbell, Brendan.Copy !req
2. Hey, you! Yeah, you!
What are you doing?Copy !req
3. We found this truck
on the side of the road.Copy !req
4. There might be transmission trouble.
You should check it out.Copy !req
5. What's going on?
Hey, that's the truck.Copy !req
6. The one that was stolen in Newark?Copy !req
7. What are you doing with the truck?Copy !req
8. It's a gift from Tony Soprano.Copy !req
9. Let's call the cops.
Those guys killed Hector.Copy !req
10. I don't believe it. We just returned
the biggest score of my year.Copy !req
11. Listen, you fuck.Copy !req
12. Uncle Junior's breaking Tony's balls
since you hijacked that truck.Copy !req
13. You're lucky Tony doesn't
shove the cab up your ass.Copy !req
14. What else did Comley say?Copy !req
15. Nothing much.Copy !req
16. There was stuff missing from the truck...Copy !req
17. but he didn't give a fuck
as long as the thing's back.Copy !req
18. Then he said to tell Tony thanks,
and if Tony needs anything, to call.Copy !req
19. Tony?Copy !req
20. Those junkie fucks work for Tony.Copy !req
21. They hijack Comley's truck,
I get it back, and he thanks Tony?Copy !req
22. Well, I think you should've taken care
of this Christopher Moltisanti thing...Copy !req
23. the minute it first happened.Copy !req
24. You should've sent a clear signal:
"You fuck with Junior Soprano... "Copy !req
25. Take it easy.
We're not making a Western here.Copy !req
26. Fucking family.Copy !req
27. I bought his kid a $400
surfboard for his birthday.Copy !req
28. Mr. Soprano?Copy !req
29. How you doing?Copy !req
30. Is that a trick picture out there?Copy !req
31. Which?Copy !req
32. The barn.Copy !req
33. And the old tree all rotted out inside.Copy !req
34. It's just a picture I bought.Copy !req
35. I remember, in a little gallery
in Provincetown.Copy !req
36. That is a special-made
psychological picture.Copy !req
37. Like that what-do-you-call-it test.Copy !req
38. The Korschach.Copy !req
39. You think I want to trick you?Copy !req
40. - Oh, no.
- What does that picture say?Copy !req
41. "We're from Harvard,
and what do you think of...Copy !req
42. this depressing barn and
this rotted-out tree here?"Copy !req
43. It's depressing and scary to you?Copy !req
44. Not to me.Copy !req
45. But it's got that built right into it.Copy !req
46. How are things?Copy !req
47. Good.Copy !req
48. I had a real good week.Copy !req
49. A friend's in the hospital.Copy !req
50. That's never pleasant, but...Copy !req
51. Otherwise, I'm having a good week.Copy !req
52. - What's he in for?
- They thought it was an ulcer.Copy !req
53. You know, then this, then that.Copy !req
54. - You're worried about him?
- Jackie?Copy !req
55. Jackie's so fucking mean,
he'll scare that cancer away.Copy !req
56. Your friend has cancer?Copy !req
57. Jackie, when they hook you up,
do you make sure they don't have...Copy !req
58. air in your veins,
or is that just bullshit?Copy !req
59. What do you mean?Copy !req
60. This is a good hospital, sweetheart.
Nothing like that's gonna happen here.Copy !req
61. Air in the line'll kill you.
You know who else...?Copy !req
62. You know who else has cancer?Copy !req
63. Tommy DiPalma.Copy !req
64. He's got it much worse.
It's eating his brain away.Copy !req
65. Hey, somebody having a baby or what?Copy !req
66. - How you doing?
- All right.Copy !req
67. - How you feeling?
- Good.Copy !req
68. Hesh, how you doing?
Good to see you.Copy !req
69. Thanks for coming.Copy !req
70. Jackie, looking well, pal.Copy !req
71. Here, Ro, for you.Copy !req
72. You're beautiful.Copy !req
73. Mikey, nice to see you
again in men's clothing.Copy !req
74. I should grab a fire extinguisher.Copy !req
75. I heard your friend had a spontaneous
combustion in his restaurant.Copy !req
76. I'm going to the cafeteria.
Want anything?Copy !req
77. A plate of braciole.Copy !req
78. - They got grappa in this thing?
- Oh, I wish.Copy !req
79. See you later. I got some errands.Copy !req
80. - Give Junior my love.
- I will.Copy !req
81. Tell my uncle I sent back the truck.
Give me the vinegar peppers he owes me.Copy !req
82. Thank God he left.Copy !req
83. He's a nice guy, but he's
like the Grim Reaper.Copy !req
84. He knows every guy with cancer,
and he can't wait to tell you.Copy !req
85. Jackie, you might be
a candidate for clinical trials.Copy !req
86. These stem cell therapies...Copy !req
87. Paulie, he don't want to hear
no more cancer talk.Copy !req
88. Get the fuck out of here!Copy !req
89. Trust me, you caught a break being Jewish.
See what I gotta deal with?Copy !req
90. Jews, that's right.
I knew there was something.Copy !req
91. Tony, you know Teittleman?Copy !req
92. Owns property. Owns the motel
down the street from the club.Copy !req
93. The Jew with the black
clothes and the curls.Copy !req
94. They're called Hasidim.Copy !req
95. "Hasidim" but I don't believe them.Copy !req
96. - What does Teittleman want?
- A divorce for his daughter.Copy !req
97. What do you mean?Copy !req
98. His son-in-law will not give
his daughter the consent...Copy !req
99. unless Teittleman gives him
50 percent of his motel.Copy !req
100. They call it a get.Copy !req
101. Why don't he just...?Copy !req
102. It's taboo for their religion.Copy !req
103. You know about this shit?Copy !req
104. Run. Trust me. You don't want
to do business with these people.Copy !req
105. He said there's 25 large in it
if we can get him this get.Copy !req
106. There's a saying amongst Jews:Copy !req
107. "When a Jew gets a divorce,
even the altar sheds tears."Copy !req
108. All right, I heard enough.Copy !req
109. Look, I'm getting kind of tired.Copy !req
110. Let's go get a cup of coffee.Copy !req
111. See you later, Jackie. Take care.Copy !req
112. - Take care.
- All right, Jackie.Copy !req
113. That crash was Meadow Soprano
jumping her cue.Copy !req
114. Miss Marris, we're exhausted from
studying for SATs. We were up past 2.Copy !req
115. - Are you her lawyer?
- No.Copy !req
116. Why they'd schedule SATs
the same week as our recital...Copy !req
117. - Same day.
- What?Copy !req
118. If we're kicked out of Concert Singers,
we lose our best extracurricular.Copy !req
119. Goodbye, Berkeley.
Hello, Glassboro State.Copy !req
120. I cannot wait until all of North America
is between me and Tony and Carmela.Copy !req
121. New Jersey blows.Copy !req
122. I want to go to Berkeley so bad.Copy !req
123. The whole East, I can't deal anymore.Copy !req
124. So we don't sleep till after the SATs.Copy !req
125. Don't mind the mess.
I wasn't expecting company.Copy !req
126. I couldn't wait.
I had to see the new house.Copy !req
127. - Where's King Arthur?
- Downstairs. This plumbing!Copy !req
128. - Here?
- Yeah.Copy !req
129. Oh, I love the coziness.Copy !req
130. Welcome to the neighborhood.Copy !req
131. Well, the school district, anyway.Copy !req
132. Carm, you did not have to do this.Copy !req
133. I mean, we don't see
each other like we used to...Copy !req
134. I want that to change.Copy !req
135. - Could this be Artie Bucco?
- Hey, capitano!Copy !req
136. The place looks good.Copy !req
137. It needs a little work,
but we'll get there.Copy !req
138. You need some cash until the insurance
on the restaurant comes...Copy !req
139. Insurance. There'll be an Italian president
before I see any insurance money.Copy !req
140. I thought that was settled.Copy !req
141. Join the club. They're doing
a second arson investigation.Copy !req
142. They think you're mobbed up?
You're a working stiff.Copy !req
143. It doesn't make any sense. Who would
burn down a perfectly good restaurant?Copy !req
144. It's stupid.Copy !req
145. Insane.Copy !req
146. - Sorry, Artie.
- Life goes on, no?Copy !req
147. I could always be a plumber, no?Copy !req
148. Only one concept to master:
Shit runs downhill.Copy !req
149. Yes, it does. Come in the kitchen.
I'll buy you a beer.Copy !req
150. - Mr. Soprano.
- Mr. Teittleman.Copy !req
151. - My pleasure.
- Have a seat.Copy !req
152. - Thank you.
- Silvio you know.Copy !req
153. Paulie.Copy !req
154. How are you?Copy !req
155. This is my son.Copy !req
156. Does he have a name?Copy !req
157. Oh, I'm sorry. It's Hillel.Copy !req
158. You know about my daughter
and her husband?Copy !req
159. Yeah, he knows.Copy !req
160. Do you have a daughter, Mr. Soprano?Copy !req
161. Yes. Call me Tony.Copy !req
162. What would you do if she was
abused by her husband?Copy !req
163. Talk to him.Copy !req
164. Yeah, in ball-peen hammer.Copy !req
165. I think you understand my anger.Copy !req
166. He's harming my daughter,
and he's mocking our laws of marriage.Copy !req
167. Look, let's understand each other
from the get-go here, okay?Copy !req
168. I'm in waste management.Copy !req
169. I'm only here because I'm Silvio's
friend, you're Silvio's friend.Copy !req
170. You may be having a problem
I can help you with.Copy !req
171. If I can do it, that will make me happy.Copy !req
172. What's your problem, Hil?Copy !req
173. - Please finish.
- You're being shaken down...Copy !req
174. - ... for 50 percent of your motel.
- Correct.Copy !req
175. The goon squads who smacked these
husbands around to get the divorce...Copy !req
176. were put out of business by the D.A.Copy !req
177. All right, 25 percent.
He wants 50, we get 25.Copy !req
178. I don't understand.Copy !req
179. I'm not talking to you.Copy !req
180. You get me what I want, Mr. Soprano,
and you have a deal.Copy !req
181. It's done.Copy !req
182. You let them in our motel,
you'll never get them out.Copy !req
183. That's a commercial, isn't it?Copy !req
184. Julio, before lunch I want you
to do bedding inventory.Copy !req
185. Half-hour, and no cervezas, please.Copy !req
186. Yes, may I help you?Copy !req
187. That depends. Are you Ariel?Copy !req
188. That also depends.
Are you a bill collector?Copy !req
189. What is this, the Catskills?
Shecky Greene we got here.Copy !req
190. Let's talk about your father-in-law.Copy !req
191. I'm sorry. He's not here.Copy !req
192. We know he's not here.Copy !req
193. But we want to talk to you
about him and you. And him.Copy !req
194. This problem that you're having.Copy !req
195. Look, I don't know who you are...Copy !req
196. but any problem I may be having
with my family is none of your matter.Copy !req
197. So get out of here.Copy !req
198. No, no, look.
Shlomo is a friend of mine.Copy !req
199. And you're bragging this?Copy !req
200. This guy...Copy !req
201. You couldn't possibly understand
what's going on here.Copy !req
202. Shlomo is an arrogant,
ignorant control freak.Copy !req
203. Look, I know him since before I had
hair on my pitzl. I made this place.Copy !req
204. The flyers, the car rental drop-off,
the business breakfast.Copy !req
205. It was me, not him.Copy !req
206. So I sweated blood into this
place, and he owes me.Copy !req
207. And I intend to get what's mine.Copy !req
208. So please, don't embarrass
yourself any further. Just leave.Copy !req
209. I'm not embarrassed. You embarrassed?Copy !req
210. Listen to me, you weirdo fuck.Copy !req
211. You give Shlomo whatever he wants
and you forget this 50 percent shit.Copy !req
212. You got nothing coming to you.
Understand me? Nothing!Copy !req
213. Fuck you!Copy !req
214. Say bupkes, Paulie.Copy !req
215. That's how they say "nothing."Copy !req
216. Fuck that. This is how I say "nothing."Copy !req
217. How's that for nothing?Copy !req
218. - You know what?
- Probably not.Copy !req
219. The fundraiser for Pediatric Hospital?Copy !req
220. I'm gonna hire Artie and
Charmaine to cater it.Copy !req
221. Since when do we open
our house to strangers?Copy !req
222. Oh, you're right.
Let's just move back to Italy.Copy !req
223. We'll live in a hill town like our
ancestors, put a wall around it...Copy !req
224. and throw burning oil on all
travelers that knock at the gate.Copy !req
225. Come on!Copy !req
226. Poor Charmaine. I tried to find nice
things to say about that house.Copy !req
227. Ain't that bad. Just needs
a little work, that's all.Copy !req
228. Those two are so broke. And that fire.Copy !req
229. If that insurance would get off its ass.Copy !req
230. - Could it have been arson?
- What's the matter with you?Copy !req
231. I can't believe you guys
didn't get enough for us.Copy !req
232. Yeah, put Matt on.Copy !req
233. Hold on.Copy !req
234. What's going on? You trying
to damage your inner ears?Copy !req
235. We're studying.Copy !req
236. These are practice tests
and they're brutal.Copy !req
237. Your parents know you're
here, cacciatore?Copy !req
238. - They don't care.
- She's sleeping over.Copy !req
239. Can Hunter please sleep over?Copy !req
240. Start sleeping, then. Study time's over.Copy !req
241. We still have six more chapters left.Copy !req
242. Then can you keep the decibel level
down, please? For my husband.Copy !req
243. Matt, I'm serious, you guys.Copy !req
244. If we can't score some
crystal, we're dead.Copy !req
245. With this budget, we can do three
waiters for the hors d'oeuvres...Copy !req
246. two for the champagne.Copy !req
247. It's such a load off. This party
has me at sixes and sevens.Copy !req
248. Pediatric Hospital's such a worthy cause.Copy !req
249. Oona!Copy !req
250. There's fingerprints on the breakfront.
I want this place to sparkle.Copy !req
251. She's usually very good. From Poland.Copy !req
252. Please get in the car, sir.Copy !req
253. Like the cop would be calling him
"sir" if the cameras weren't around.Copy !req
254. I saw this one.Copy !req
255. Then call Tony so he can call Junior...Copy !req
256. and see if we can change the channel.Copy !req
257. Get that, will you, babe?Copy !req
258. Sure. I'm the only one
who has to go to work.Copy !req
259. Yeah, restaurant hostess.
Real tough work.Copy !req
260. It's your little cousin.Copy !req
261. - What's up?
- How are you?Copy !req
262. - What are you doing here?
- Hello to you too.Copy !req
263. Hunter, what are you doing?Copy !req
264. Don't mind him. His brain is fried.Copy !req
265. You want a soda or something?Copy !req
266. - How about a beer?
- Yeah, right.Copy !req
267. Just kidding. I'll have
a Coke if you have one.Copy !req
268. What do you want, Meadow?Copy !req
269. She wants something from me.Copy !req
270. In your dreams, Brendan.Copy !req
271. So what do you want?Copy !req
272. I wanna cop.Copy !req
273. Here you go.Copy !req
274. What do you mean, "cop"?Copy !req
275. Score. We want to score some crystal.Copy !req
276. You got money?Copy !req
277. - You ain't giving them shit.
- Why not?Copy !req
278. Your father'll put a bullet in my head.Copy !req
279. Since when do you take speed, anyway?Copy !req
280. She doesn't. I need it to study.Copy !req
281. Yeah, right. Hunter needs it.Copy !req
282. Forget about it. No fucking way.Copy !req
283. What?Copy !req
284. He just craves attention.Copy !req
285. Just thought I'd ask you before
we went to Jefferson Avenue.Copy !req
286. Those melanzane will rob you,
rape you and leave you on the road.Copy !req
287. What do you see in him?Copy !req
288. Money. What do you think?Copy !req
289. Fuck you.Copy !req
290. - See you, Christopher.
- I got my own money.Copy !req
291. What about me?
Nobody's gonna say goodbye to me?Copy !req
292. Bye.Copy !req
293. Bye, guys.Copy !req
294. You can't let her go to Jefferson Avenue.
They'll sell her Ajax.Copy !req
295. She won't go there. She just wants
me to give her some speed.Copy !req
296. Isn't it better if she gets it from
you with all that poison around?Copy !req
297. Kids. You think you can protect them.Copy !req
298. But you can't.Copy !req
299. As the rainy season approaches,
chicks alter their eating habits.Copy !req
300. Are you watching that nature shit again?Copy !req
301. What are you doing here?Copy !req
302. My kid stepped on a nail.
I had to get him a shot.Copy !req
303. Yeah, where is he?Copy !req
304. At the ER with Carmela.Copy !req
305. So whatever happened
with the Jew at the motel?Copy !req
306. They reached out to him,
he wasn't receptive.Copy !req
307. They're going back.Copy !req
308. - Want me to leave?
- Just looking for my nurse's pen.Copy !req
309. You got the wrong room
because you are not my nurse.Copy !req
310. I know, but I made up the bed.Copy !req
311. No, sweetheart. I have not
been out of this bed all day.Copy !req
312. - Sorry, I need to check some vitals...
- What are you doing?Copy !req
313. That seems to be working fine.Copy !req
314. Nobody sends flower
arrangements like New York.Copy !req
315. Let me just check his...Copy !req
316. This damn IV.Copy !req
317. Damn!Copy !req
318. I got it.Copy !req
319. I seem to be having a problem.
Do you mind if I borrow one of your gowns?Copy !req
320. It's okay. It's a private party.Copy !req
321. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Have a nice night.Copy !req
322. Oh, Madonna!Copy !req
323. I got you, you prick!
You should've seen your face!Copy !req
324. - You prick!
- "I haven't been out of bed all day."Copy !req
325. - Look at your face.
- Who the hell is this?Copy !req
326. Relax, Mr. Aprile.
It's time for your sponge bath.Copy !req
327. She's a friend of mine
from the club. Nice girl.Copy !req
328. I joined them later on.
We got a little booze.Copy !req
329. You were nice to have
a party for your friend.Copy !req
330. "Tufts Medical School."Copy !req
331. You're a doctor.Copy !req
332. What do you think? About Jackie?Copy !req
333. I'd have to know more
about his condition.Copy !req
334. I told you about his condition.
He's got cancer.Copy !req
335. What kind of cancer?Copy !req
336. It's in the intestines.Copy !req
337. There was a tumor and they took it out.Copy !req
338. And it's recurred.Copy !req
339. But you said he might go home.
They're not operating?Copy !req
340. It's next to something vital.Copy !req
341. - I see.
- You see?Copy !req
342. From what you're saying,
it doesn't sound good.Copy !req
343. From what I'm telling you?Copy !req
344. What do I know? I'm not a doctor.Copy !req
345. - You're angry. Who with?
- I'll tell you.Copy !req
346. This man has had chemo
every day for three weeks.Copy !req
347. He still has every last hair on his head.Copy !req
348. Every last hair on his head,
and he's got a beautiful head of hair.Copy !req
349. So don't tell me how it sounds.
You don't know him or me...Copy !req
350. or what you're talking about.Copy !req
351. We're getting closer to you
confronting your true feelings...Copy !req
352. about what's really going on.Copy !req
353. Wait a minute.
I just told you my true feelings.Copy !req
354. You tell me what's really going on.Copy !req
355. The tree in the painting
rotted out, you said.Copy !req
356. Nothing indicates that.Copy !req
357. I knew that was a fucking scam.Copy !req
358. I knew that painting was a fucking scam!Copy !req
359. You remember your dream?
The ducks?Copy !req
360. It took on another meaning.Copy !req
361. What happens to a tree that's rotted out?Copy !req
362. Trees, ducks. What are you, Ranger Rick?Copy !req
363. Some job you shrinks got.
You think everybody's lying...Copy !req
364. while you're pulling scams
on them! Fuck you!Copy !req
365. There's 37 definites.
We got another 13 maybes...Copy !req
366. plus the whole Pediatric Hospital Board.Copy !req
367. Right.Copy !req
368. Are you sure we ordered
enough champagne?Copy !req
369. Right.Copy !req
370. Gene says they shouldn't be
too sober for the auction.Copy !req
371. If anyone ever finds out
you got this from me...Copy !req
372. Look at me. This is no joke.Copy !req
373. We don't always get along,
but you don't want to see me dead.Copy !req
374. I gotta call Hunter. You're the best.Copy !req
375. Hey, I'm serious. Just this once, okay?
I'm no drug dealer.Copy !req
376. I don't want to see you get poisoned.
Your father ever finds out...Copy !req
377. God, doesn't anyone ever knock?Copy !req
378. Tell Brendan that Hunter would
rather die than go out with him.Copy !req
379. Brendan?Copy !req
380. Christopher, keep that asshole
away from that child.Copy !req
381. He asked me to do him a favor, I did it.Copy !req
382. All right, you delivered the message.
Now let Meadow study.Copy !req
383. Two goombahs from the old neighborhood.Copy !req
384. What, they think they're gonna name it
the Soprano Wing in the new hospital?Copy !req
385. I think you're just
jealous of their money.Copy !req
386. - Me?
- Yeah.Copy !req
387. Okay, but explain to me this.Copy !req
388. He offers us two tickets to the
Caribbean out of friendship.Copy !req
389. You say no, they're tainted.Copy !req
390. But for some party, I take
his money to clean his toilets.Copy !req
391. First of all, Arthur, this is a paying
job and not some cruise.Copy !req
392. And why do you always have to exaggerate?Copy !req
393. You're not cleaning his toilets.
You're a chef.Copy !req
394. Good. So you don't mind that he
fronts me money for a new place...Copy !req
395. because he offered.Copy !req
396. Look at that face.Copy !req
397. Oh, God, don't tell me that you
took money from Tony Soprano.Copy !req
398. How is it different? I'm a chef.
I need a place to cook.Copy !req
399. How? I'm giving Carmela
my support, that's how.Copy !req
400. And it's for a very reputable cause.Copy !req
401. But to have that man as a partner,
trust me, that would be insane.Copy !req
402. It'd mean the end of everything.Copy !req
403. At least he made the gesture.Copy !req
404. Name me another person who offered
us anything except the Sopranos?Copy !req
405. Watch what you're doing.
You're squeezing the quail.Copy !req
406. Should we turn on the air?Copy !req
407. It's going okay.
Do you like the food?Copy !req
408. I was so busy schmoozing,
I barely had a bite.Copy !req
409. Don't miss those little veal tonnatos.Copy !req
410. Charmaine!Copy !req
411. Not in the car! Please!
Not in the car!Copy !req
412. Shut up! Shut up!Copy !req
413. Shut up and get in the fucking car!Copy !req
414. I can't get used to
strangers in my house.Copy !req
415. Why'd you invite them?Copy !req
416. Try one of these.Copy !req
417. You're a fucking great cook.Copy !req
418. I cook like this...Copy !req
419. it reminds me of what I lost.Copy !req
420. To have my restaurant ripped
from me. I can't tell you...Copy !req
421. It was like losing a limb.Copy !req
422. - Sometimes I lay in bed...
- Enough already.Copy !req
423. Forget about the past.
Look to the future.Copy !req
424. I'm sick of hearing of your restaurant.
Shut up, you depressing jerk!Copy !req
425. What the fuck do you know about it?Copy !req
426. You motherfucker.Copy !req
427. You fucking jerk!Copy !req
428. Come on. Give it up.Copy !req
429. See what you get when you...Copy !req
430. Fucking son of a bitch!Copy !req
431. - Get up, you stubborn fuck.
- Please!Copy !req
432. Too late. All this because you
won't say yes to a divorce?Copy !req
433. It's not that simple!Copy !req
434. Why not? You sign your fucking
name to a piece of paper!Copy !req
435. I don't like you.Copy !req
436. Well, I don't like you.
You believe this prick?Copy !req
437. What do I get, huh?
You work for nothing? I don't think so!Copy !req
438. I say we force-feed him his sombrero.Copy !req
439. She wants to go to Israel,
I send her. I pay.Copy !req
440. I feed her, I clothe her,
I put a roof over her head.Copy !req
441. I worked for her father for 20
years and took his abuse.Copy !req
442. So I get nothing?Copy !req
443. - Stand up!
- We don't care.Copy !req
444. Tough fucking luck, ain't it, pal?Copy !req
445. You mother...!Copy !req
446. Silvio!Copy !req
447. Motherfucker.Copy !req
448. This guy's a bull.Copy !req
449. Paulie, if we don't kill this prick...Copy !req
450. we should put him to work.Copy !req
451. Time's a-wasting.Copy !req
452. I was lucky I could get out
at all with that party tonight.Copy !req
453. Shit!Copy !req
454. - Hello.
- Tony.Copy !req
455. Sorry to bother you.
This isn't working out how we hoped.Copy !req
456. With our friend with the funny sideburns.Copy !req
457. Don't say no more on the phone.Copy !req
458. I'm coming down.Copy !req
459. Shit!Copy !req
460. I gotta go.Copy !req
461. You just got here.Copy !req
462. Yeah, I know, but I gotta go.Copy !req
463. What's that painting mean to you?Copy !req
464. Nothing. It just reminds
me of David Hockey.Copy !req
465. You want something to munch on?Copy !req
466. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
467. Most guys I know would be
happy to get rid of their wife.Copy !req
468. I tried explaining the realities here.Copy !req
469. This guy's as stubborn as a fucking mule.Copy !req
470. He says it's principle.Copy !req
471. I think we gotta... you know.
That's why we called you.Copy !req
472. I promised the father-in-law I wouldn't.Copy !req
473. I don't know what else to do.Copy !req
474. You're a stupid fucker, you know that?Copy !req
475. I've heard it said.Copy !req
476. What are you, proud of it?Copy !req
477. You kill me and a dark cloud
goes over Shlomo's house.Copy !req
478. Either way, they'll be no get
unless restitution is made.Copy !req
479. You really would let me
kill you, you sick fuck.Copy !req
480. You ever heard of the Masada?Copy !req
481. For two years, 900 Jews held their own...Copy !req
482. against 15,000 Roman soldiers.Copy !req
483. They chose death before enslavement.Copy !req
484. And the Romans, where are they now?Copy !req
485. You're looking at them, asshole.Copy !req
486. Yea, though I walk through the valley
of the shadow of death...Copy !req
487. I fear no evil for Thou art with me.Copy !req
488. Yeah, hold that thought.Copy !req
489. - Yeah.
- Hesh.Copy !req
490. I'm with my non-shellfish-eating
friend, and I'm tapped out.Copy !req
491. This guy won't listen to reason.Copy !req
492. Didn't I tell you, huh?Copy !req
493. I warned you to keep away from them.Copy !req
494. He left me no options.Copy !req
495. He's willing to go down with the ship.Copy !req
496. Here's a thought.Copy !req
497. Maybe he's willing to go
to the world to come...Copy !req
498. but if he's stuck here on this earth...Copy !req
499. I know one thing that no man
wants to go through life without.Copy !req
500. What?Copy !req
501. That's a brilliant idea.Copy !req
502. Make like a mohel, huh?Copy !req
503. Finish his bris.Copy !req
504. Yeah.Copy !req
505. Paulie, get the ball cutters
from out of the truck.Copy !req
506. Ariel, we're going to plan B.Copy !req
507. The phone has been ringing all morning.Copy !req
508. The Rotellis, the Trillos.
He has to do with computers.Copy !req
509. They're wonderful.
She invited us to brunch.Copy !req
510. - Really?
- Yep.Copy !req
511. But it was the food, Mainie.
Everybody raved about it.Copy !req
512. Cynthia said, "I love those rice balls,"
like she never had arancini before.Copy !req
513. Really, Mainie, I couldn't
have done it without you.Copy !req
514. It meant so much to me,
having you here.Copy !req
515. It just made it so much fun for me.Copy !req
516. Mainie, is something wrong?
You got something on your mind?Copy !req
517. What could be wrong?Copy !req
518. Listen, sweetie.Copy !req
519. It may not seem like it right now,
but you'll get back on your feet again.Copy !req
520. Carmela, I'm fine where I am.Copy !req
521. I know. That's not what I meant.Copy !req
522. Carmela, I never wanted to tell you this.Copy !req
523. It happened so long ago.
You and Tony weren't even married.Copy !req
524. It's probably silly for me
to even bring it up now.Copy !req
525. What?Copy !req
526. You were at the shore with your parents.Copy !req
527. You and Tony were on the outs.
He called me.Copy !req
528. He did?Copy !req
529. One thing led to another,
we started dating each other and...Copy !req
530. Carmela, I slept with him.Copy !req
531. You slept with Tony?Copy !req
532. Really, it wasn't for me.Copy !req
533. Carmela, what I'm trying to say is,
stop worrying about me.Copy !req
534. Really. I mean, we both made
our choices. I'm fine with mine.Copy !req
535. I'd like for you to consider this.Copy !req
536. Don't give me that.Copy !req
537. What's going on? Why'd you page me?Copy !req
538. This guy's trying to pull some bullshit.Copy !req
539. Hey, ZZ Top. The guy gave you
the get, didn't he?Copy !req
540. But not because of you.
You threatened him with castration.Copy !req
541. It was business that brought him around.
He wanted 50%, you wanted 25%.Copy !req
542. So I split the difference.
I gave him 15 percent...Copy !req
543. he gives my daughter the divorce...Copy !req
544. - It's business. It worked out.
- You gotta walk with me, Shlomo.Copy !req
545. Listen, don't worry.Copy !req
546. I'm taking good care of you here.Copy !req
547. What's that?Copy !req
548. For your considerable trouble.
As the Talmud says...Copy !req
549. I don't give a shit what he says, okay?Copy !req
550. You want to give your son-in-law
15 percent of the motel?Copy !req
551. You go ahead.
It comes out of your end.Copy !req
552. Now, we got you your get.
You get us our 25 percent. Got it?Copy !req
553. My son was right.Copy !req
554. You're mud. Godless clay!Copy !req
555. I created a living golem!Copy !req
556. What the fuck is a golem?Copy !req
557. It's a monster! Frankenstein!Copy !req
558. - Get out of here...
- Living dead!Copy !req
559. before I take your asshole son
and shove him up your ass!Copy !req
560. Shut up!Copy !req
561. Hey.Copy !req
562. Hey, how you doing?Copy !req
563. One second.Copy !req
564. I got some good news. We're in the
motel business. How do you like that?Copy !req
565. Read this.Copy !req
566. 102.7.Copy !req
567. They should take my temperature
with the other machine.Copy !req
568. Paulie broke his hand on the guy's head.Copy !req
569. - Digital.
- We're waling on this guy.Copy !req
570. - I'm gonna cut his dick off.
- I'll call the nurse.Copy !req
571. He's mumbling and praying.
I'm getting his pants off.Copy !req
572. They should take my temperature again.Copy !req
573. Yeah, yeah, call them.Copy !req
574. Poor Jackie.Copy !req
575. God has his reasons.Copy !req
576. Livia, he looked twice as old as me.Copy !req
577. So what's really on your mind, Corrado?Copy !req
578. This Christopher Moltisanti.Copy !req
579. Christopher? What about him?Copy !req
580. Him and his little friend.Copy !req
581. They're slapping me in the face,
and they're hiding behind Tony.Copy !req
582. Well, Tony always loved
Christopher like a son.Copy !req
583. And so do I, Junior.Copy !req
584. He put up my storm windows for me
one year.Copy !req
585. Good.Copy !req
586. But what do I do?Copy !req
587. I just let him and this Filone
kid piss on me in public?Copy !req
588. And how far do I go before
I light a frigging match...Copy !req
589. under that hotheaded son of yours?Copy !req
590. Maybe Christopher could
use a little talking to.Copy !req
591. You know.Copy !req
592. The other one...Copy !req
593. Filone?Copy !req
594. I don't know.Copy !req
595. You got a lot of sense for an old gal.Copy !req
596. No, I'm a babbling idiot.Copy !req
597. That's why my son put me
in a nursing home.Copy !req
598. He didn't even care I was there.Copy !req
599. It was just him and that fucking cancer.Copy !req
600. It's like he's already gone.Copy !req
601. Yes.Copy !req
602. Somebody called me a Frankenstein today.Copy !req
603. Really?Copy !req
604. This Hasid I'm doing business with.Copy !req
605. These Hasids, I mean,
they're out there...Copy !req
606. but they got their beliefs, you know?Copy !req
607. They're not afraid of death.
This one guy wasn't.Copy !req
608. Maybe they have the belief
because they are afraid.Copy !req
609. I'm not afraid of death.Copy !req
610. Not if it's for something.Copy !req
611. You know? A war, something like that.Copy !req
612. A reason.Copy !req
613. But Jackie...Copy !req
614. To see this strong...Copy !req
615. beautiful man...Copy !req
616. just wither away to nothing...Copy !req
617. And you can't do nothing about it.Copy !req
618. You can't fight it.Copy !req
619. You envy the Hasids and their beliefs?Copy !req
620. All this shit's for nothing?Copy !req
621. If it's for nothing,
why must I think about it?Copy !req
622. That's the mystery, isn't it?Copy !req
623. The mystery of God,
or whatever you want to call it...Copy !req
624. and why we're given
the questionable gift...Copy !req
625. of knowing that we're gonna die.Copy !req
626. Do you feel like Frankenstein?Copy !req
627. A thing?Copy !req
628. Lacking humanity?Copy !req
629. Lacking human feelings?Copy !req
630. Thank you. That's for you.Copy !req
631. Say hello to Freddy, all right?Copy !req
632. Let me go!Copy !req
633. Let me go!Copy !req
634. You're friends of Tony's goomar, right?Copy !req
635. Meadow wanted the crystal.Copy !req
636. If I didn't get it to her,
she would've went to Jefferson.Copy !req
637. You tell Tony. They would've
beat her and raped her!Copy !req
638. I don't want to die now!Copy !req
639. I didn't mean it. I am sorry!Copy !req
640. Listen to me!
I was trying to save her!Copy !req
641. Listen to me! You speak English?Copy !req
642. Don't shoot me! Don't shoot!Copy !req
643. Fuck!Copy !req
644. Hi, Jack. Bye, Jack.Copy !req