The Sopranos 1x12

1. Junior, hey.

2. Jimmy, how you doing, kid?

3. How many of these things we gotta go to?

4. Brendan Filone's mother at the kid's funeral,

5. the way she carried on.

6. Fucking manners.

7. I just want you to know,

8. I always thought you had that right too.

9. You know?

10. Jimmy, let me tell you something.

11. Don't worry about what I know.

12. I was just over to Tony's house.

13. Oh, yeah?

14. How was he?

15. He looked tired.

16. Maybe he's got hypoglycemia.

17. Maybe he's depressed.

18. What's he got to be depressed about?

19. He talked to me about it.

20. - Depression? - Well...

21. What the fuck do you know about depression?

22. Nothing, I'm just saying, that's all.

23. But he's sleeping all the time,

24. he's not taking care of himself.

25. A lot of top guys have dark moods.

26. Winston Churchill, he drank a quart of brandy before breakfast.

27. And Napoleon,

28. he was a moody fuck too.

29. Am I nuts?

30. A day at the mall in mules, and I'll be crippled for life.

31. Oh, I told Lilliana

32. to put some giambott' in the microwave for you

33. when you get up.

34. Oh, Tony, how are you fixed for sweat socks?

35. We're gonna be right by the Sports Authority.

36. Tony?

37. Tony, I know you're in there. I know you hear me.

38. Will you let me sleep?

39. Does your lady therapist know about this?

40. Maybe you need more medication.

41. She's already got me on lithium and Prozac.

42. What else you want?

43. Aromatherapy, something.

44. This is not normal,

45. for a healthy adult male to take to bed like this.

46. Got a lot on my mind.

47. Oh, really? Well, move over, then.

48. Those indictments are hanging over my head too, you know.

49. Plus, I got the roots in the pipe to the street.

50. My best friend, Pussy, has disappeared.

51. He's probably fucking dead, okay?

52. Yeah, this downturn started long before

53. Pussy Bonpensiero disappeared.

54. If you want me,

55. I will be at the Paramus Mall

56. getting your son a suit to wear to his first formal.

57. Carmela, come on!

58. Sunlight is good for people, Tony.

59. In Alaska, they wear these little light hats in the winter

60. so they don't get depressed.

61. Sorry, Junior.

62. Jun', the Jackson Street Bridge was up.

63. If you say you're gonna be someplace, be someplace.

64. Sorry.

65. Junior, you all right?

66. Pork-chop boy was here, that fucking Altieri.

67. Running his mouth about the Brendan Filone hit.

68. Is that what him and my other capos talk about behind my back

69. at that fucking old folks home?

70. Well, the meeting's adjourned at the Green Grove.

71. Chucky and I spoke to Donnie P., and the thing?

72. It's happening tomorrow.

73. That quick? Good.

74. Yeah. Black guys.

75. It'll never lead back.

76. They got a pishadoo in this place?

77. Look at her like that.

78. Mariolina, gave me my first hand job,

79. me and Vincent Miniscalco,

80. in the alley behind the chicken market.

81. - Junior? - God, what am I saying at this poor woman's wake?

82. Well, I just wanted to let you know, that's all,

83. so you didn't have to worry.

84. Everything's taken care of about Tony.

85. Let's go.

86. When I was a little kid no older than that,

87. I always used to wonder why nobody collected prayer cards

88. like they collect baseball cards.

89. Thousands of bucks for Honus Wagner,

90. and jack shit for Jesus, huh, Mikey?

91. It's going down at a newsstand that he goes to

92. by the medical center.

93. Where he spills his guts on some fucking shrink's carpet.

94. But, Junior,

95. these guys are very, very good.

96. Donnie Paduana did time with them at Rahway,

97. and I was very specific.

98. He's not gonna suffer.

99. He's gonna have an open casket, I promise.

100. Enough! I don't want to hear any more!

101. Jesus, Michael, if I delegate, I delegate.

102. Is that what time it is?

103. There is absolutely nothing on the street

104. about the big guy, T, anywhere.

105. I went to see his family.

106. Angela doesn't know shit,

107. or she deserves an Academy fucking Award.

108. His goomar either.

109. I don't wanna hear no more talking about Pussy.

110. Mr. Tony, let me take that robe and wash it for you.

111. Did I ask you to take the robe?

112. Jimmy Altieri was in the Bing.

113. I can't even look him in the face anymore.

114. If he's wired, it's doing jack shit for the government,

115. 'cause all we feed him now is deliberate bullshit

116. till we can, you know...

117. Don't do nothing about Jimmy.

118. I don't even know if he's the guy that flipped.

119. I don't know nothing no more.

120. T, Pussy probably freaked out and he's lamming it, that's all.

121. How many times do I gotta say it?

122. You going somewhere, T? You want me to drive you?

123. - No. - I usually drive you.

124. I'm going downstairs.

125. What are you gonna do?

126. Gonna get my pants out of the fucking dryer, okay?

127. - Hello. - Hi.

128. Is this yours?

129. I found it in the yard.

130. Oh, no. Really?

131. Thought the Cusamanos were away.

132. Yeah, they went in Bermuda to play golf.

133. You're from Italy, aren't you?

134. My English is pitiful.

135. No.

136. You speak very good.

137. Your English is better than my Italian.

138. - Principles of Oral Surgery? - I'm a student.

139. I'm here as part of an exchange program

140. between our two countries.

141. Boy, if my dentist looked like you,

142. I'd stay awake during a root canal.

143. All right, I'll...

144. I'll let you study.

145. Thank you for bring me...

146. Come si dice "biancheria"?

147. I don't know how to say in English.

148. Well, that makes two of us.

149. Bye.

150. That's him.

151. Remember, they don't want nothing above the neck.

152. Let's do it.

153. Whoa.

154. Doughnuts?

155. No wonder he can't lose weight.

156. Where he's going now?

157. Yo, sir?

158. - Excuse me. - What?

159. Could you pull forward so we can get out?

160. Yeah, give me a minute.

161. Police department.

162. Where's your badge?

163. Man, I said move this piece of shit, fucking now!

164. Get the fuck out of my face.

165. We'll have to waste this motherfucker too?

166. Let Soprano get his doughnuts. We'll pop him when he gets out.

167. Where's he going?

168. See if he left his motherfucking keys in the car.

169. This is fucked up.

170. No. No.

171. Jesus, you make a left at the stop sign.

172. You must be looking straight at us, for chrissakes.

173. - What are you, fucking Ray Charles? - Jesus Christ.

174. How the hell could it not have gone down?

175. I know, Junior. I'm sorry.

176. Some civilian got in the way or something.

177. Donnie will explain it to us. He's around the corner.

178. He got lost.

179. I wanted it to be over.

180. I know.

181. Junior, mints?

182. What the fuck?

183. Been standing around here forever.

184. You don't think we got better things to do?

185. What the fuck, man?

186. They'll do it fucking tomorrow. My personal guarantee.

187. Let me tell you something, Donnie.

188. If they don't,

189. some hikers are gonna find your personal guarantee

190. rolled up in a tube and shoved up your ass.

191. - You understand? - Mike, they got blocked in.

192. There were witnesses. The fuck you want from people?

193. - Tomorrow. - What did I just say?

194. I already talked to them. I realize it's urgent.

195. I hear Tony S's own mother wants him popped.

196. Who the fuck told you that?

197. I don't know. It's just a joke, right?

198. You think that's funny? A guy's own mother?

199. Okay, okay. Tomorrow.

200. Fucking A.

201. All right.

202. I don't like it.

203. This fucking guy's big mouth.

204. - No, he's okay. - I don't like it!

205. Next he'll be making jokes about me.

206. Chucky!

207. Tell him to wait a minute.

208. Yo, Donnie! Hold on a minute.

209. Hey, Donnie.

210. Sorry!

211. Are you still taking the lithium?

212. Lithium. Prozac.

213. When's it gonna end?

214. We're trying to give a jolt to your system.

215. Give it a...

216. a little kick-start.

217. Why don't you kick me in the fucking head?

218. What you're going through is very painful, I know that.

219. You get stabbed in the ribs,

220. that's painful.

221. This shit, I don't feel nothing.

222. Nothing.

223. Dead. Empty.

224. What else?

225. What?

226. What were you just thinking about then?

227. This gorgeous piece of cooze. It's next door at the Cusamanos'.

228. She's staying there while they're away.

229. So you do feel something?

230. Don't split hairs with me,

231. 'cause I've had it with you.

232. Like fucking King Midas in reverse here,

233. everything I touch turns to shit.

234. I'm not a husband to my wife.

235. I'm not a father to my kids.

236. I'm not a friend to my friends.

237. I'm nothing.

238. I don't even know why I come here.

239. Nothing else to do, I guess.

240. Do you think it would help if you went someplace

241. so you could rest up awhile?

242. You mean like Vegas?

243. No, not Vegas.

244. Someplace where you could be looked after.

245. What do you mean, like a hospital?

246. With the padded rooms and the straitjackets?

247. No. No straitjackets.

248. A residential treatment center.

249. You got any idea what my life would be worth

250. if certain people found out I checked into a laughing academy?

251. Your life is boxing us in.

252. Well, I'll take a gun and I'll blow my fucking head off.

253. If that's what you're saying, then I think you should be hospitalized.

254. Oh, yeah? Well, you get a couple of guys,

255. you come to my house, you try it.

256. All right.

257. I'm gonna push the Prozac to 60 milligrams.

258. Sure, why not?

259. Hey, is that you?

260. Ciao!

261. Look who's here.

262. I was just talking about you. No kidding.

263. What are you doing here?

264. I have the class in gum grafting.

265. Alla scuola. I just finish.

266. Let me ask you.

267. This sandwich,

268. it says it's a "hero."

269. Why do they call a sandwich "hero"?

270. You don't want to eat that.

271. - No? - No.

272. Come on.

273. - What's your name? - Isabella.

274. I'm Tony.

275. You never went in Italy.

276. No.

277. Why no? You don't want to go?

278. I guess I just never got off my ass.

279. Excuse my French.

280. Your French?

281. It's an expression.

282. Oh.

283. And where are your people from?

284. Wait a minute, don't tell me.

285. - Avellino? - How'd you know that?

286. I didn't. I guessed it.

287. You look like this guy from there.

288. He came after the earthquake to repair...

289. Oh, how do you say?

290. The seat of the house?

291. I love how you say that.

292. "Hearthquake."

293. You are making a joke.

294. No.

295. No, I'm sorry.

296. Go ahead.

297. Fondamenta. Do you understand?

298. Fondamenta?

299. Foundation.

300. Foundation, sì.

301. Foundation was cracked, and he repaired the stone.

302. My grandfather was a stonemason.

303. He was Avellinese, him and his brother.

304. Tony, you should visit Avellino if your family come from there.

305. There isn't too much left because of the many earthquake.

306. But from the 17th century,

307. is still there a beautiful palazzo,

308. Palazzo della Dogana.

309. And there is a place in the corner of the piazza.

310. It is a wine bar.

311. You can sit.

312. You can see the hills.

313. And when is spring,

314. you can smell the blossom from the lemon trees.

315. And there is a church with a bell.

316. And they say when it rings,

317. that means that a baby was conceived in the town.

318. Antonio.

319. Tony?

320. Tony?

321. Are you on medication?

322. No.

323. No.

324. Tell me more about your dental studies.

325. I was interested mainly in tumors of the gum

326. and the soft tissue of the mouth.

327. Yeah?

328. Tumors of the gum, huh?

329. Wow.

330. Dad, we're eating.

331. Hold it, Ma. Anthony?

332. What does a gentleman do for a lady?

333. - In his own house? - A young lady's

334. invited Anthony to his very first formal, Ma.

335. Well, then?

336. Okay?

337. Thank you, young man.

338. Okay.

339. Tony!

340. Honey, I told you that your mother was coming for dinner.

341. Hi, Mom.

342. Well, look who's decided to join us.

343. And with that breath!

344. You know, I really don't need that right now, Ma.

345. Oh, well, aren't we being sensitive.

346. Meadow, can you take some chicken and pass it, please?

347. Where's Uncle Jun'?

348. He said he wasn't feeling well.

349. Did you know in its lifetime,

350. the average American chicken's feet never touch the ground?

351. That's dicked up.

352. You know, if I was that young lady,

353. and you came and took me to that dance

354. and used that kind of talk,

355. I'd slap your face.

356. That's right, Ma. Thank you.

357. Well, the whole world's gone crazy.

358. Saw some woman in Pennsylvania,

359. she shot her three children and set her house on fire.

360. Here we go.

361. How come my son's in a bathrobe?

362. Is he sick?

363. - He's fine. - Dad, you're depressed.

364. Depressed?

365. My father came to this country with 17 cents in his pocket,

366. - and he never made a peep. - Ma?

367. What's he got to be depressed about?

368. Nobody threw him into the glue factory

369. and sold his house out from underneath him.

370. Ma, we all agreed we would sell your home.

371. I'm going back upstairs.

372. I was making a joke.

373. Oh, I suppose it would be better if I never opened my mouth.

374. Grandma, how can it be a joke if you're crying?

375. Oh, I mean, this is really the last time.

376. I am never coming back to this house.

377. What a day, with this wind, huh?

378. What you looking at?

379. Oh, nothing.

380. Who's she?

381. Dental student. From Italy.

382. You know her?

383. We had lunch.

384. Lunch?

385. You fucking piece of shit.

386. Going out to dinner with you is a distant memory for me,

387. but you have time to take her to lunch?

388. You are sinking this whole family into your misery,

389. with your wallowing and your complaining

390. while I spoon-feed you and bathe you.

391. All it takes is a half-inch of another woman's thigh

392. to get your ass out of bed?

393. What am I, a fucking idiot?

394. If I had an ounce of self-respect,

395. I would cut your dick off!

396. You know, I was there last night for dinner.

397. I couldn't go.

398. Those poor freaking kids.

399. They barely have a father now.

400. You should see the way he comes down to the dinner table.

401. - I don't want to know. - In his bathrobe

402. - at 7:00 in the evening. - Some bargain.

403. That's all anyone should have to pay for a movie.

404. My cousin, Cakey, after he had his lobotomy,

405. he looked exactly like my son.

406. - Livia... - Empty. A shell.

407. Better Cakey had died than go on living like that.

408. That's what his own mother always used to say.

409. Don't talk about it anymore.

410. I don't want to hear about it anymore.

411. Don't talk about Tony. It's done.

412. Mr. Tony, Miss Carmela said to tell you

413. she went to New York to buy a suit for A.J.

414. Go away.

415. Okay, mister.

416. Miss Carmela told me to remind you

417. of your appointment.

418. Hey, how you doing, Tony?

419. Pick Six today?

420. No, just an orange juice and a racing form today.

421. - This wind, huh? - Yeah.

422. There you go.

423. - Thanks. Take care. - Yeah, okay.

424. Dead now, motherfucker!

425. Oh, shit!

426. Oh, my God, Daddy. Where is he? Please let him be all right.

427. They didn't say anything when they called?

428. No, they didn't.

429. - Tony. Tony, my God. - Daddy, are you all right?

430. Look who's here.

431. My God, Tony, are you all right? Is he all right?

432. Jesus Christ, Tony.

433. Daddy, your ear's all bloody! What'd they do to your ear?

434. I'm just putting in a few stitches

435. to create a nice closure.

436. Oh, Jesus, we were so scared.

437. They almost killed you for a stupid car!

438. I guess nobody told them about the kind of gas mileage that thing gets.

439. - Huh, Mead? - Not funny, Dad.

440. What's the matter with you?

441. Forget how to talk 'cause your old man got banged up a little?

442. No.

443. He's frightened, that's all, Tony.

444. Doctor needs to finish up here, ma'am.

445. All right, come on, kids. Let's give the doctor some room.

446. Come on.

447. See you later.

448. - Poor Dad. - He'll be all right.

449. Christ.

450. You people can't wait till they finish sewing my ear back on?

451. Face it, Tony, one inch to the left

452. and you're down in a drawer instead of talking to me.

453. Who's talking to you?

454. What's he doing here?

455. Oh, Agent Harris is just leaving.

456. We're offering your husband full immunity from prosecution

457. in return for any testimony that he might give us.

458. We'll relocate you and your family.

459. You'll be completely safe, all of you.

460. Hey, don't talk to my wife.

461. So he wouldn't have to go to jail either?

462. Carmela, ask this prick if I'm even indicted.

463. This assassination problem is not gonna go away.

464. I think both of you realize that.

465. I told you to stop talking to my wife!

466. Carmela, why don't you wait outside.

467. Kiss my ass, Tony.

468. We're the only option you have left, Tony.

469. It's not safe for you anymore on the streets or in jail.

470. This conversation is over.

471. What do you mean, it's not safe? What do you know?

472. He doesn't know anything. It was a fucking carjacking!

473. Now get out of here! You're upsetting my wife!

474. In case you change your mind.

475. You know he's right, Tony.

476. Nothing's gonna happen.

477. Wake up, Tony! It already did!

478. I took an oath, Carmela.

479. What are you, a kid in a tree house?

480. Did you ever tell anybody about me going to see Melfi?

481. Is that why they tried to kill you,

482. because you're seeing a psychiatrist?

483. What are you talking about? It was a carjacking.

484. At least have the decency not to lie to me.

485. What do you want to do, Carmela?

486. You want to move to Utah?

487. Be Mr. and Mrs. Mike Smith?

488. We could sell some Indian relics by the road.

489. Maybe start a rattlesnake ranch.

490. This is our chance to get out, Tony.

491. We could start a whole new life.

492. Have some Mormons over to dinner.

493. Eat some tomatoes that have no taste.

494. You know what I want, Tony? I want those kids to have a father.

495. They got one. This one.

496. Me.

497. Tony Soprano.

498. And all that comes with it.

499. Oh, you prick.

500. Mm, that's good.

501. Probably I can't go to that dance now either.

502. God, self-involved much?

503. Hey, it's Uncle Silvio and Uncle Paulie.

504. Hey, squirt.

505. They shot my dad.

506. He's all right, though, isn't he?

507. Take more than a Jamaican bobsled team with cap guns

508. to stop your old man.

509. - Where is he? - With Mom.

510. All right.

511. They look kind of weird.

512. I don't believe it was a carjacking.

513. This afternoon in Montclair, Anthony Soprano,

514. who allegedly holds the rank of captain or higher

515. in the northern New Jersey Mafia

516. was wounded in what the victim claims

517. was an attempted carjack,

518. but sources in the FBI say

519. was a gangland execution gone awry.

520. Soprano escaped with minor wounds

521. and was taken to an undisclosed area hospital.

522. However, one of his assailants,

523. William Johnson "Petite" Clayborn

524. was fatally wounded in the attack.

525. Continuing now with...

526. Is this true?

527. What, do you think they made it up?

528. But how could this happen?

529. I don't know. I don't frigging know.

530. I feel like I'm floating in space.

531. He's gonna look for who did this to him.

532. Anthony? Well, of course he is.

533. Livia, you understand what's going on here?

534. My son got shot, and he got away.

535. What do we do now?

536. What the fuck do we do now, Livia?

537. We go see him.

538. - Tony? - Of course!

539. He's my only son.

540. Thanks, sweetheart.

541. We could use some peppers out here, huh, Carm?

542. I'll get them, Dad.

543. Don't you have, like, two hours worth of homework to do?

544. I can't help too?

545. Some fucking shit, huh?

546. Tony!

547. Jesus-fucking-Christ.

548. Who do we blame for the hat?

549. I was down the shore at Toms River

550. on Denny Najarian's boat.

551. Two shooters, and his piece was under the seat.

552. - You believe this guy? - Nah.

553. Two girls from the 'hood, that's all.

554. Do we know who they are yet?

555. The live one took off in a Taurus.

556. Taurus?

557. Yeah. Moolies in a new Taurus.

558. Doesn't exactly fit the profile.

559. Motherfuck.

560. What?

561. These guys I had a beef with at the newsstand.

562. - You were there? - Not yesterday. The day before.

563. The newsstand? The one in Montclair?

564. Yeah, yeah.

565. - I was in the neighborhood. - What were you doing there?

566. - Taking my mother to the doctor. - Oh.

567. Hey, put it right there, baby.

568. Thank you.

569. This husband of yours, Carmela.

570. How much we love him. Mwah!

571. - He's the best. - Come on.

572. He's like a father to me.

573. Just make sure nothing happens to him.

574. I'll get it.

575. Come on.

576. All due respect, Ton',

577. it had to be your uncle, right?

578. Well, why fucking now?

579. Maybe he found out.

580. Found out what?

581. That he's Joe Jerkoff, not the boss.

582. You know, that you've been running things behind his back.

583. Anthony!

584. Uncle Jun'!

585. Don't get up.

586. I heard your knee was fucked up.

587. Don't worry, Ma, I'm all right. Come on.

588. - Your ear, it's disfigured. - It's all right.

589. Hi.

590. I got Mikey Palmice and all my crew out there,

591. cracking heads to find out who did this.

592. When we're done with them,

593. they're gonna wish they were never born.

594. - Tony. - Look who it is.

595. Father Intintola.

596. I came as a friend. How are you, Tony?

597. All right.

598. If you'd like to speak privately,

599. we could, you know, kneel in prayer, or...

600. Not right now.

601. Why don't you grab a sandwich, and we'll talk later.

602. I mean, you're sleeping over, right?

603. Can I get anybody anything? Sil, maybe another sambuca?

604. Hey, I'll get it, Carm.

605. I'll take a curaçao, if you got it.

606. I'll buy him one too.

607. No, that's all right. No alcohol for me.

608. - How you doing, guy? - Can he hear through that ear?

609. Ma, sit down.

610. Here you go. Have something to eat.

611. Want some?

612. Fuck, I thought for sure it was him.

613. But there he is, glasses and all.

614. Don't eat gabagool, Grandma.

615. It's nothing but fat and nitrates.

616. Gabagool? Over here!

617. Right there. Look at that face.

618. Who is that?

619. - Who? - That girl.

620. - Who, Meadow? - Who is she?

621. Is that Concetta?

622. That's your granddaughter. Meadow?

623. All right, don't get impatient.

624. I'm your mother!

625. Grandma, did you hear?

626. Dad fought off two black guys. One of them got shot in the head.

627. Anthony, what time is it? Why aren't you dressed for the dance?

628. - I can't go. - Why not?

629. Don't you need me to stay here?

630. And disappoint the future Miss New Jersey?

631. - Get out of here! - Well, Mom was gonna drive us.

632. She can't now, right?

633. You're gonna go.

634. I gotta know something.

635. And I want the truth.

636. Did you ever tell anybody about you and me?

637. I may have mentioned something to my immediate family

638. that I had a patient who was in some trouble with all this stuff

639. we were hearing about in the news.

640. I never mentioned a name

641. or any other specifics

642. that could identify you as that person.

643. My son's.

644. Does your family know?

645. My mother's made a few comments.

646. But I don't see how she knows.

647. And even if she did...

648. Hey, don't even go there about the old lady.

649. You should've seen her at my house, you know, after what happened.

650. She was losing her fucking mind.

651. How are you doing with all of this?

652. Tell you the truth, I feel pretty good.

653. - Really? - Yeah.

654. Well, that's good.

655. Talk about a jolt to the system.

656. Try getting shot at.

657. It gives you a nice kick-start.

658. You know, when I was depressed...

659. I said I didn't want to live.

660. Well, I'll tell you something.

661. I didn't want to die.

662. Every fucking particle of my being was fighting to live.

663. I had lunch with that girl next door, you know?

664. You did?

665. Isabella.

666. She was telling me about Avellino,

667. where my people are from.

668. It sounded nice.

669. Anyway, she was talking,

670. and all of a sudden...

671. you know, we went to another place,

672. like in my mind's eye.

673. I don't know, we went back in time to, like,

674. 1907 or something.

675. And we were in this room, me and her.

676. And she had this baby.

677. And she was holding it, you know, on her breast.

678. She was nursing it.

679. She was whispering to it, like,

680. "It's okay, little baby. Don't cry.

681. "It's gonna be okay.

682. I love you."

683. Did the baby have a name?

684. She was calling it Antonio.

685. Anthony, your fantasy. That's...

686. That's you, that little baby.

687. And Isabella, that she was nursing you.

688. Oh, fuck me.

689. You think this is a stretch?

690. Can we get some of that whiskey?

691. Livia.

692. You don't knock?

693. I could've been in the nude.

694. What the hell is going on, Livia?

695. Look and see if my slipper is over there.

696. Fuck your slipper!

697. I don't like that talk!

698. What was that bullshit yesterday?

699. You don't even recognize your granddaughter?

700. Well, I-I've...

701. I've been forgetting things lately.

702. You'll find that it'll happen to you soon too.

703. That's terrific timing,

704. right after the move on your son goes in the toilet!

705. I don't know what you're talking about!

706. Hey, Cooze.

707. Cooze.

708. How was Bermuda?

709. Jeannie, she wrecked up a motorbike.

710. She hurt her ankle pretty bad.

711. - Oh, yeah? - Yeah.

712. - I'm sorry. - Thanks.

713. So where's your dental student?

714. - Where's my what? - Isabella.

715. Haven't seen her in a couple days.

716. Come on, your houseguest, Isabella.

717. Dark hair, beautiful.

718. You don't know what I'm talking about, do you?

719. Tony, I got no idea what you're talking about.

720. You didn't have an Italian girl?

721. She's here studying?

722. We had Skippy Palumbo from down the street

723. come into the house to take care of the dog.

724. Never mind.

725. Forget it.

726. - Joke. - Ah.

727. - I'll talk to you later. - All right.

728. You sure about this?

729. You're not pulling my leg?

730. What am I, an idiot?

731. Of course I'm sure.

732. - You never... - No.

733. Frankly, I think I've said enough about it.

734. I never threatened to cut your dick off.

735. Hello?

736. Yeah, it's your patient.

737. The one who's been involved in a few things in the news lately?

738. - I gotta talk to you. - What's wrong?

739. There was no Isabella.

740. What?

741. There was no Isabella.

742. I just talked to Cusamano.

743. Him and the whosits just got back from Bermuda.

744. I asked him, "Where's the dental exchange student

745. that's staying at your house?"

746. He looked at me like I was fucking oobatz.

747. But you said that your wife saw her,

748. that you both argued about it.

749. Yeah, I asked her about that.

750. - And? - You thought she was pissed then?

751. You should see her now, now that I told her

752. the whole thing was just a fantasy.

753. Discontinue the lithium.

754. I already flushed it.

755. Even if it was the medicine,

756. this fantasy of yours has meaning.

757. You know, the issue of mother and child.

758. The Madonna.

759. Excuse me, you didn't see this broad.

760. Did you ever flirt or come on sexually with Isabella?

761. - No. - Why not?

762. You said she was very beautiful and voluptuous.

763. Another question:

764. Why now?

765. What do you mean?

766. Why the need for the fantasy of a loving, caring woman now?

767. - I don't know. - I think you should come in

768. so we could talk face to face.

769. I can't right now.

770. You know, our mother is always talking about infanticide.

771. Yeah, it's a sad situation that goes on in the world.

772. Are you still feeling okay?

773. I feel pretty good, actually.

774. When I find out who took a shot at me,

775. I'm gonna feel even better.