1. Talk it through.Copy !req
2. Talk it through the opening.Copy !req
3. A little left.Copy !req
4. Little left on your end.Copy !req
5. All right!Copy !req
6. Open the door. Any hinky shit,Copy !req
7. and you'll be refryin' beans
with Pablo Escobar again.Copy !req
8. This is all a message
to your friends.Copy !req
9. Stay away from Port Newark.Copy !req
10. Don't even drive out to Jersey,Copy !req
11. not even on Sundays.Copy !req
12. I'll tell them.Copy !req
13. They been told. Twice.Copy !req
14. Now I'll tell them.Copy !req
15. Here!Copy !req
16. Holy shit!Copy !req
17. Ha ha! Bingo!Copy !req
18. We can't fit all this shit
in the carton!Copy !req
19. Fuckin' crackheads
and their small bills.Copy !req
20. Now this is just
a little token
of my appreciationCopy !req
21. for recommendin'
Dr. Melfi.Copy !req
22. She's a good shrink.Copy !req
23. Now, I'm not always
a model patient...Copy !req
24. What? What?
You-you didn't have to.Copy !req
25. - These are Montecristos.
- Yeah.Copy !req
26. These are Cuban.Copy !req
27. Yeah, they're the best,
right?Copy !req
28. They're illegal,
aren't they?Copy !req
29. They're cigars.Copy !req
30. Oh, they're dreamy, Ton'.Copy !req
31. You're a good neighbor,
Bruce.Copy !req
32. Hey, look, I'm a doctor.Copy !req
33. I make referrals
all the time, Tony.Copy !req
34. - You don't have to give me...
- No biggie.Copy !req
35. I'll bet these motherfuckers
were hard to come by, huh?Copy !req
36. Yeah, they fell off a truck.Copy !req
37. Excuse me.Copy !req
38. Hello.Copy !req
39. It's done.
And it's the biggestCopy !req
40. fuckin' refrigerator
you've ever seen.Copy !req
41. What about the other thing?Copy !req
42. Juan Valdez has been separated
from his donkey.Copy !req
43. Ya know, Ton',
I been meaning to say,Copy !req
44. I been watchin' you
out back with your putter.Copy !req
45. You ever play at the club?Copy !req
46. Oh, no.
No, I play Minnisink.Copy !req
47. - The public course.
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
48. Well, you know,
you oughta come to the clubCopy !req
49. and play sometime.Copy !req
50. - Ah, you know, it's...
- Come on.Copy !req
51. It's a wicked back nine.Copy !req
52. Besides, some of the members,Copy !req
53. I think you'd like 'em
very much, Ton'.Copy !req
54. Yeah, maybe, ya know.Copy !req
55. We'll see.Copy !req
56. Here we go.Copy !req
57. Fresh champagne,
gentlemen.Copy !req
58. Oh, that's beautiful.Copy !req
59. I love a mixed salad.Copy !req
60. I could stare at it
for hours.Copy !req
61. Score like this happens
once in a lifetime.Copy !req
62. Gotta make this work for us,
out in the open, legit.Copy !req
63. Find a nice IPO,
keep it spinnin',
live off the juice.Copy !req
64. IP who?Copy !req
65. - Tony?
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
66. IPO, Initial Public Offering.Copy !req
67. Stock. We gotta find some
insider market tradin' shit.Copy !req
68. Where's my baby?
Where's my baby?Copy !req
69. Paulie, baby,Copy !req
70. get that big dick
in the Jacuzzi. Now.Copy !req
71. - Ho-ho...
- Ooh!Copy !req
72. - Takin' off.
- Huh?Copy !req
73. Gonna celebrate,
just me and Adriana.Copy !req
74. Mother of Mercy!Copy !req
75. Could this be
the end of RICO?Copy !req
76. May be. Just may be.Copy !req
77. - Have fun!
- Say hello for us.Copy !req
78. Yeah, say hello
to your girl for me.Copy !req
79. Thank you so much
for takin' me to the theater.Copy !req
80. Rent.Copy !req
81. Fuckin' Broadway musicals,Copy !req
82. I mean, we're supposed
to get all fuckin' weepy-eyedCopy !req
83. 'cause they turned off the heat
in some guy's loft?Copy !req
84. I'm hummin' the scenery,
Chrissy.Copy !req
85. Fifth row center
and dinner at Le Cirque?Copy !req
86. Yeow!Copy !req
87. I'm embarrassed
to be hungry again.Copy !req
88. Thank you.Copy !req
89. Let's just say
after how many years
with Tony Soprano's crew,Copy !req
90. some shit has finally
worked out.Copy !req
91. Just when I was startin'
to wonder if, you know...Copy !req
92. Hey, whose fuckin'
welfare check you gotta cashCopy !req
93. to get a burger
around here?Copy !req
94. - Shut the fuck up!
- Yo mama!Copy !req
95. Wouldn't it be cool to own
a restaurant like Le Cirque?Copy !req
96. Marone, with the careers.Copy !req
97. That black guy over there.
He look familiar?Copy !req
98. Why don't you just
forget about workin'Copy !req
99. and be with me?Copy !req
100. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
101. And be one of those wives
like Carmela Soprano?Copy !req
102. Breastfeed a bunch
of rug ratsCopy !req
103. and then spend
the rest of your life
at the gym,Copy !req
104. just you and your
stretch marks.Copy !req
105. You're right.Copy !req
106. My cousin's always had a brain,
but what does she use it for?Copy !req
107. With a husband who
can't even tell you
where the money comes from.Copy !req
108. Yo, hairnet central,
what am I back here,
Mark Fuhrman?Copy !req
109. - Hey, you a dick, man!
- Would you chill?Copy !req
110. It's fuckin' discrimination
already.Copy !req
111. Hey.Copy !req
112. About time.Copy !req
113. Excuse me.Copy !req
114. Bold men make
bold statements.Copy !req
115. Why'd they send you over?Copy !req
116. I'm lookin' for a burger,
not converted rice.Copy !req
117. Oh, Marone.Copy !req
118. Your woman
looks embarrassed.Copy !req
119. Come on, now.Copy !req
120. Gimme a couple
of burger baskets.Copy !req
121. He's only bold
because he's semi-hooked upCopy !req
122. with the Tony Soprano crew.Copy !req
123. Wait up!Copy !req
124. What's with the attitude,
Christopher?Copy !req
125. If it's not the blacks,
it's somebody else.Copy !req
126. - Whoa!
- Nice.Copy !req
127. Must belong to the homie
with the blue hat.Copy !req
128. Yo!
Donnie Brasco.Copy !req
129. Yeah?Copy !req
130. My name is Orange J.Copy !req
131. I'm down with
Massive Genius.Copy !req
132. That's who it was.
The gangsta rapper.Copy !req
133. I told you
to shut up.Copy !req
134. We're havin' a party
at G's crib.Copy !req
135. Englewood Cliffs.
You interested?Copy !req
136. And I get served
with black-eyed peas
tomorrow?Copy !req
137. Yo, I know what time it is.Copy !req
138. Massive's heard of
the fuckin' crew you with.Copy !req
139. There's business
to be done.Copy !req
140. This is a beautiful,
beautiful home.Copy !req
141. Smaller than my Hamptons crib,
but that's bigger than Steven's.Copy !req
142. It's Italian contractors,
obviously.Copy !req
143. Chrissy, look at
all these gold records!Copy !req
144. Whoa-ho!Copy !req
145. What do we have here?Copy !req
146. You like that shit?Copy !req
147. Little Christmas present
to myself.Copy !req
148. Isn't that
a sight to behold?Copy !req
149. I do so love a good firearm
in my hand.Copy !req
150. Your people are all right.Copy !req
151. Godfather?
I seen that movie 200 times.Copy !req
152. Godfather II
was definitely the shit.Copy !req
153. The third one... a lot
of people didn't like it,Copy !req
154. but I think it was
just misunderstood.Copy !req
155. So what kind of business
you want to discuss?Copy !req
156. - Mr. Herman Rabkin.
- Hesh.Copy !req
157. I don't know him personally,
but I know his history.Copy !req
158. In the late '50s and '60s,
he owned F-Note Records.Copy !req
159. I don't know what
it was fuckin' called,Copy !req
160. but, yeah, Hesh was
in the music business.Copy !req
161. We have a situation here.Copy !req
162. A distant
but deceased quasi-cousin
on my mother's side...Copy !req
163. Little Jimmy Willis,
'50s legend.Copy !req
164. Two seminal hit records
was his legacy.Copy !req
165. Drug tragedy.Copy !req
166. - "Such A Fool"...
- Oh, I love that!Copy !req
167. They play it all the time
on oldies radio.Copy !req
168. Old Herman,
he's just another
in a long lineCopy !req
169. of white motherfuckers
stealing royaltiesCopy !req
170. from the black men
that made them the money
in the first place.Copy !req
171. Jimmy's mother,
out in San Bernardino,Copy !req
172. who I'm content to call my aunt,
is owed that money.Copy !req
173. Hesh is the world's
sweetest guy,Copy !req
174. but I've heard his opinions
on givin' back pieces of Israel.Copy !req
175. I can only imagine
what he's gonna say
about this shit.Copy !req
176. Feel free to enjoy the foodCopy !req
177. and any other enjoyments.Copy !req
178. Champagne, sir? Ma'am?Copy !req
179. Yeah.Copy !req
180. That guy's a gangster?Copy !req
181. I'm a gangster.Copy !req
182. I'm an OG original gangster,
not him.Copy !req
183. Fuckin' lawn jockey.Copy !req
184. And he's got the fly
Hamptons house,Copy !req
185. Alec Baldwin comes over,
Whitney Houston...Copy !req
186. what do I got?Copy !req
187. I sit in a fuckin' pork store,
for chrissake.Copy !req
188. But the moolies,
they got it goin' on.Copy !req
189. And they're on TV.Copy !req
190. They don't take no shit.Copy !req
191. Soprano crew, it's always
secret this, omerta that...Copy !req
192. fuckin' gets on my nerves.Copy !req
193. Junior with
his moldy old sweaters,Copy !req
194. and he's a fuckin' boss.Copy !req
195. And you were just
feelin' so good about yourself.Copy !req
196. Our thing once ruled
the music business,
did you know that?Copy !req
197. - No.
- We bankrolled acts...Copy !req
198. blacks, everybody.Copy !req
199. Paid the DJs or busted heads
to get 'em played on the air.Copy !req
200. There were some great
Italian singers.Copy !req
201. Fuckin'-A.
Frankie Valli, Dion,Copy !req
202. The Rascals,
that whole Philly thing.Copy !req
203. My dad used to talk
about those guys.Copy !req
204. Now? fuckin' drum machines,
some ignorant poetry,Copy !req
205. and any fuckin'
fourth grade dropout ditsoon
is chairman of the board.Copy !req
206. "Gangsta."Copy !req
207. Talk about paisan pride.
Go Jovi!Copy !req
208. - Oh, you're home.
- Hey.Copy !req
209. Barb Wagner called.
You remember her
from the fundraiser?Copy !req
210. What, the mayonnaises
from up the street?Copy !req
211. Yeah, they invited us to
a barbecue over at their house.Copy !req
212. All right. Didn't think so.Copy !req
213. What, are you still
with the brochures?Copy !req
214. You believe how much it costs
for a college education
for four years?Copy !req
215. We got enough.Copy !req
216. I know we got enough,
but how much is "enough"?Copy !req
217. I mean, God forbid, what if
somethin' should happen?Copy !req
218. You dig out my blue suit,
you call up old man Coletti,Copy !req
219. you tell him not to put
too much makeup on my face.Copy !req
220. Don't joke around
about this, Tony.Copy !req
221. You'll be taken care of.Copy !req
222. You're always tellin' me
the same thing,Copy !req
223. I'll be taken care of.
By who?Copy !req
224. What is with the look?
Did you just make a score?Copy !req
225. No.Copy !req
226. - I wish.
- You know, Tony,Copy !req
227. it's a multiple choice thing
with you.Copy !req
228. I can't tell
if you are old-fashioned,Copy !req
229. you're paranoid,
or just a fuckin' asshole.Copy !req
230. So what do I tell the Wagners
about this barbecue?Copy !req
231. You wanna go? Sure.Copy !req
232. You know, even Cusamano
asked me to playCopy !req
233. a little golf with him
at his club.Copy !req
234. - Sorry.
- All right. All right.Copy !req
235. Pfft. Prick.
New maître d',Copy !req
236. he's really
on the rag tonight.Copy !req
237. I'll talk to him.Copy !req
238. Remember Richie Santini?Copy !req
239. Yeah, you used to fuck him.Copy !req
240. That really sums it up.Copy !req
241. I knew him since we were three,
he lived next door.Copy !req
242. Yeah, we had
our little phase.Copy !req
243. - What about him?
- You've heard his band.Copy !req
244. "Defiler"?Copy !req
245. I'm not into
that headbangin' shit.Copy !req
246. Well, you were talkin'
about the good ol' days.Copy !req
247. Italians runnin'
the music business.Copy !req
248. And here's Richie,
this musician who you know.Copy !req
249. They're not
a hair band anymore,
and they're really good.Copy !req
250. And, like, you said yourself
how much money there was
in this thing.Copy !req
251. You mean like, uh,
Richie Santini?Copy !req
252. You think Massive Genius
would be interested?Copy !req
253. It's a whole different thing.
Black.Copy !req
254. But he's got a company.
Massive G Productions.Copy !req
255. Shit, they make movies, even.Copy !req
256. Massive does owe me a favor.Copy !req
257. I'm arrangin' a sit-down
for him with Hesh.Copy !req
258. I was thinkin' about...
O-Okay.Copy !req
259. I know this sounds
kind of funny...Copy !req
260. music management.Copy !req
261. - Huh.
- Workin' here,Copy !req
262. I have met people,
important people,Copy !req
263. learned people skills,
how to deal with big egos,Copy !req
264. solve problems.Copy !req
265. And with my love
of all kinds of music...Copy !req
266. Maybe Alec Baldwin
would come to our house.Copy !req
267. It's just an old demo.Copy !req
268. No. You know what?Copy !req
269. Fuck it.Copy !req
270. Let's set you up.Copy !req
271. What?Copy !req
272. I got money,
and you're right,Copy !req
273. with how much
you listen to the radio,
you'd be good.Copy !req
274. I can't believe it!Copy !req
275. But I get to pick
what you wear.Copy !req
276. Dress you up.Copy !req
277. I like that.Copy !req
278. This place has the flava.Copy !req
279. That gelding,
name is Sidney.Copy !req
280. So how come you never
wrote a song about him?Copy !req
281. When you and Little Jimmy
were writing partners
on all his hits,Copy !req
282. did you write the music
and him the lyrics,Copy !req
283. or was it
the other way around?Copy !req
284. We, uh,
we had our own process.Copy !req
285. So that "ooh-wacka-doo-
wacka-dooly-doo, I'm so blue,"Copy !req
286. that spring
from your experience
or the little brother's?Copy !req
287. One could write a song
about a horse...Copy !req
288. but in order for it to be a hit
with your target audience,Copy !req
289. you'd have to have
a mounted cop on itCopy !req
290. and be ripped up the ass
with a MAC-10, no?Copy !req
291. So you bought horses
with your royalties.Copy !req
292. And Little Jimmy's royalties,
what ever became of those?Copy !req
293. He bought horse.Copy !req
294. Music business back then,
we were breakin' all the rules.Copy !req
295. Makin' 'em, breakin' 'em
as we went along.Copy !req
296. You mean rapin' and pillagin'.Copy !req
297. Things haven't changed much,
huh?Copy !req
298. Were we hardnosed? Yeah.Copy !req
299. But we gave a lot of kids
their start. Lot of Negro youth.Copy !req
300. Took 'em out of the ghetto.Copy !req
301. Kids with talent,
put 'em on the stage.Copy !req
302. Herman. Ordinarily,
I'd be more than happyCopy !req
303. to stroll down Memory Lane
with you.Copy !req
304. But it's reparations
that I seek.Copy !req
305. Why don't we call this
what it is? A shakedown.Copy !req
306. Your own father
was a silent partner
in F-Note Records.Copy !req
307. Made sure that
the records got airplay.Copy !req
308. - Isn't that right?
- Yeah, that moneyCopy !req
309. bought my house
down the Jersey Shore.Copy !req
310. What do you wanna do here, Hesh?
I'm guided by you.Copy !req
311. He's gotta do the right thing,
that's what.Copy !req
312. - Oh!
- You're way outta line, kid.Copy !req
313. Let's get some cold fuckin'
fizzy water on your head.Copy !req
314. Thank you, Jen.Copy !req
315. Let's get right to the point.Copy !req
316. What's in this for you?Copy !req
317. If you read Chuck D's book,Copy !req
318. you know that he advises
that reparations be madeCopy !req
319. by the Jewish studio moguls
in HollywoodCopy !req
320. on account of the way
black folks have been
portrayed in film.Copy !req
321. Now, that's only germane
to this argumentCopy !req
322. inasmuch as I feel
that the grievancesCopy !req
323. in the music business
are far worse.Copy !req
324. You're talking to
the wrong white man, my friend.Copy !req
325. My people were
the white man's niggerCopy !req
326. when yours were still
painting their faces
and chasing zebras.Copy !req
327. As far as Louie B. Mayer
is concerned,Copy !req
328. what are you, fuckin' nuts?Copy !req
329. My lawyers have done
a little research.Copy !req
330. I think that the final figure
is somewhere around... $400,000.Copy !req
331. Now, a cashier's check
made to a Mrs. Idella WillisCopy !req
332. will set the record straight.Copy !req
333. Or what?Copy !req
334. What was it
that she called him?Copy !req
335. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
336. "That nice man,"
I think she said.Copy !req
337. So, how's your neighbor?
The one with no neck?Copy !req
338. The Sopranos?Copy !req
339. Well, there's a new car
in the driveway
every other week,Copy !req
340. but besides that...Copy !req
341. He gave me a gift
of some excellent Cuban cigars.Copy !req
342. - And you accepted them?
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
343. See? Eroding
the neighborhood values.Copy !req
344. He was thanking me
for referring him
to a physician...Copy !req
345. which he's very happy with.Copy !req
346. Really.Copy !req
347. What does that do
to property values,Copy !req
348. having a gangster
living next door?Copy !req
349. Are you kiddin'? Safest block
in the neighborhood.Copy !req
350. And bein' a gangster,
what does it mean anyway?Copy !req
351. Yeah, that's true.Copy !req
352. Some of the shit
I see in the boardroom,Copy !req
353. I don't know if
I'd make a distinction.Copy !req
354. Oh, will you please?Copy !req
355. It's not the same thing.Copy !req
356. Buggin'? Bribes?
I don't know.Copy !req
357. Sometimes I think
the only thing separating
American businessCopy !req
358. from the Mob's...
is fuckin' whackin' somebody.Copy !req
359. - Listen to you!
- What?Copy !req
360. "Whackin'."Copy !req
361. He hangs around with
Tony Soprano for 15 minutes,Copy !req
362. and it's fuckin' this
and fucking that...Copy !req
363. We were over there
for that fundraiser.Copy !req
364. I didn't see
any guns anywhere.Copy !req
365. Oh, but that bar
with the goombah Murano glass?Copy !req
366. I like Murano glass.Copy !req
367. Those Montecristos?Copy !req
368. What do you say?
After dinner?Copy !req
369. I know it ain't
your type of music, but...Copy !req
370. I like any kind of music
that turns shit green.Copy !req
371. Richie's been through a lot.Copy !req
372. It's deepened his writing.Copy !req
373. As a metal band,
they were fuckin' great.Copy !req
374. But this,
as far as I am concerned,Copy !req
375. blows away Matchbox 20.Copy !req
376. So what do they
call themselves?Copy !req
377. Used to be Defiler.Copy !req
378. Then some personnel changes...
bass and drums.Copy !req
379. But Richie and Vito are still
the core of the band.Copy !req
380. Now they're called
Visiting Day.Copy !req
381. This is some loud shit.Copy !req
382. Whoo!Copy !req
383. That's Richie.Copy !req
384. Fuck you!Copy !req
385. Sit the fuck down,
you mullet-head!Copy !req
386. This isn't
the right place for them.Copy !req
387. You suck!Copy !req
388. You know, without
the right help from you,Copy !req
389. Visiting Day could end up
in the miscellaneous
"V" section.Copy !req
390. Ya interested?Copy !req
391. That scene where Pesci
sticks the guy's head in a viceCopy !req
392. and then he fuckin'
pops his eye out?Copy !req
393. I mean, I thought
I was gonna die.Copy !req
394. It's pretty funny.Copy !req
395. - I'll be right back, okay?
- All right.Copy !req
396. Excuse me.Copy !req
397. - It's this way, right?
- Yes, right up the stairs.Copy !req
398. Thank you.Copy !req
399. - I don't know.
- What?Copy !req
400. Richie... guy's 30,
still lives with his parents.Copy !req
401. It's because
of the accident.Copy !req
402. Richie had third-degree burns
from trying to grill that troutCopy !req
403. with a downed power line.Copy !req
404. At the same time,Copy !req
405. being electrocuted
turned his life around.Copy !req
406. Well, you did
some ace fuckin' sellin'.Copy !req
407. You think?Copy !req
408. Yeah. Thing is, though,Copy !req
409. with music, it's not somethin'Copy !req
410. you can hold in your hands,
ya know?Copy !req
411. Like football betting cards,Copy !req
412. or coke...Copy !req
413. It's art.Copy !req
414. Berry Gordy...
or whatever...Copy !req
415. he had to see it
in the Supremes.Copy !req
416. It's an instinct.Copy !req
417. I see it in Richie.Copy !req
418. Yeah. Probably is.Copy !req
419. I'm really
fuckin' doin' it!Copy !req
420. And it's all thanks to you.Copy !req
421. Mmm.Copy !req
422. Make a demo CD,
like Massive advised,Copy !req
423. and then... yeah!Copy !req
424. My wife thinks
I need to meet new people.Copy !req
425. - So?
- Come on, you're Italian,
you understand.Copy !req
426. Guys like me,
we're brought up to think
the madigan are fuckin' bores.Copy !req
427. The truth is,
the average white manCopy !req
428. is no more boring
than the millionth conversationCopy !req
429. over who shoulda won,
Marciano or Ali.Copy !req
430. So am I to understand
that you don't consider
yourself white?Copy !req
431. I don't mean "white"
like Caucasian.Copy !req
432. I mean a white man
like our friend Cusamano.Copy !req
433. Now, he's Italian,
but he's a madigan.Copy !req
434. He's what my old man woulda
called a Wonder Bread wop.Copy !req
435. Ya know, he eats
his Sunday gravy out of a jar.Copy !req
436. You seem to want
to branch out.Copy !req
437. What's stopping you?Copy !req
438. The guys. You know.Copy !req
439. What they think
if I started hangin' out
with the madigan.Copy !req
440. I was in your neighborhood
last night.Copy !req
441. At the Cusamanos'.Copy !req
442. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
443. Dinner party.Copy !req
444. Shoulda stopped by.Copy !req
445. Live right next door.Copy !req
446. You didn't hear
any strange noises
last nightCopy !req
447. in your neighborhood?Copy !req
448. Noises?Copy !req
449. Like someone
screaming in pain?Copy !req
450. Uh, no.Copy !req
451. Probably
a television set.Copy !req
452. - You saw my house.
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
453. Hm. I don't know...Copy !req
454. Oh! This looks good.Copy !req
455. Mmm. Mm-hm-hm.
That sausage, huh,Copy !req
456. where'd you get it,
that little place in Garfield?Copy !req
457. Honey! Where'd we get
the sausage?Copy !req
458. That little place
in Garfield.Copy !req
459. Yeah. The only thing better
than a little salsicc'?Copy !req
460. - What?
- A pair of tits.Copy !req
461. I don't know about that,
but it's a helluva
piece of meat.Copy !req
462. Salsicc' is kind
of a phallic thing.Copy !req
463. Whereas tits...Copy !req
464. - Yeah.
- Jack, you're a stockbroker,
right?Copy !req
465. - Mm.
- Any changes
in the market comin'?Copy !req
466. It's always
fuckin' changin', Tony.Copy !req
467. That's what keeps us
comin' back.Copy !req
468. Oh, by the way, Rand,
you hear from Ross
on Dexplex?Copy !req
469. Not yet, but the buyout
is definitely goin' down.Copy !req
470. Well, just give me
a little warning.Copy !req
471. - I need to call the Islands.
- Dexplex?Copy !req
472. - It's a little company
- that's going public. Maybe.
- Hey, hey, come on.Copy !req
473. Come on, will ya?Copy !req
474. Sun is shining,
it's a beautiful day...Copy !req
475. let's not talk business
for once, huh?Copy !req
476. - American Biotics.
- Barb. Our stock guru.Copy !req
477. She thinks American Biotics
may be a good investment.Copy !req
478. They're supposed to be close
to a side effect-free
anti-impotence drug.Copy !req
479. You guys play
the stock market?Copy !req
480. Oh, we don't just play.Copy !req
481. We win.Copy !req
482. That's take 62.Copy !req
483. We oughta just bag it.Copy !req
484. Okay, we're baggin' it.Copy !req
485. We shoulda bagged this
two days agoCopy !req
486. when it was fuckin' perfect.Copy !req
487. I wish
I had thought of that.Copy !req
488. It's good.Copy !req
489. Ya know? Not bad.Copy !req
490. Think it's as good
as we're gonna get right now.Copy !req
491. Aw, it wasn't too bad.
It was kinda good.Copy !req
492. Hey...Copy !req
493. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are you saying?Copy !req
494. Is somethin' wrong?Copy !req
495. No, I'm sure we're all
trying our best here,Copy !req
496. I just think
we hit a brick wall.Copy !req
497. Maybe some rest.Copy !req
498. Hey, hey, fuck that!Copy !req
499. I paid for three days'
studio time already,Copy !req
500. it's only gonna
cost me more money
to pack it upCopy !req
501. and come back in again,
isn't it?Copy !req
502. I don't get it.Copy !req
503. We got through
the instrumental tracks
with no problem.Copy !req
504. Ahh, I'm fuckin' beat.Copy !req
505. Hey, whaddya say
we finish this shit, all right?Copy !req
506. Three days now we been
slammin' our hams.Copy !req
507. Look, Kinko's gave me
five days off.Copy !req
508. It's not the end of the world.Copy !req
509. Kinko's?Copy !req
510. Buddy, this is costing me
300 bucks an hour.Copy !req
511. Here. Try this.Copy !req
512. - Dude, I don't do drugs
anymore, okay?
- Well, hats off.Copy !req
513. But for all
the dynamic excitement
in these songs,Copy !req
514. maybe we should get another
downed power line in here,
let you suck on it.Copy !req
515. - Christopher!
- Look, what you just heardCopy !req
516. was our balls-out
most introspective song.Copy !req
517. It's not supposed to rock.Copy !req
518. Yeah, it'll probably
be our first single.Copy !req
519. No, dude, second.
"Sharon's Chair" will be
the one that busts out.Copy !req
520. I like "Melt."Copy !req
521. Come on. Go shoot the crank,
let's wrap this up, all right?Copy !req
522. - What?
- You heard me.
Spike up.Copy !req
523. - No fuckin' way.
- Christopher,Copy !req
524. I am producing
these sessions.Copy !req
525. Go take the fuckin' drugs.
I'm not fuckin' around anymore.Copy !req
526. Look, the problem,
Christopher,Copy !req
527. is that the bass
and the drum tracksCopy !req
528. were mic'ed wrong from
the fuckin' beginning!Copy !req
529. Whoa. Hey. King of Rock.Copy !req
530. You're out of your depth.Copy !req
531. Lemme tell you something, dude.Copy !req
532. Thank you,
but I've recorded...Copy !req
533. - in Denmark.
- Okay.Copy !req
534. - You wanna know
what the problem is?
- Yeah.Copy !req
535. Where are the fucking choruses?Copy !req
536. All your songs,
you got no choruses!Copy !req
537. Your choruses are basically
just another verse.Copy !req
538. I mean, what happened
to "She Loves You," huh?Copy !req
539. - "She Loves You"?
- Yeah, the song.Copy !req
540. Started with the chorus.
There is structure.Copy !req
541. That's how you build a song.Copy !req
542. The Beatles, the Beatles,
the Beatles.Copy !req
543. Look, that's been
forty fucking years now,Copy !req
544. it just makes me
fuckin' sick.Copy !req
545. What is he, nuts?Copy !req
546. Fuck this, man.Copy !req
547. Where you goin'?Copy !req
548. I'm goin' to AA,
ya fuckin' jerk-off.Copy !req
549. - Get back to work.
- Christopher!Copy !req
550. - Ooh. Okay.
- Huh? Huh? Come on!Copy !req
551. - Big man, huh?
- Yeah!Copy !req
552. Fuck! You all right?Copy !req
553. What? What?Copy !req
554. Get back in the booth.Copy !req
555. So we take it from the top.Copy !req
556. We'll use a ukulele.Copy !req
557. - I can't believe you.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
558. Five thousand shares.Copy !req
559. Yes, American Biotics.Copy !req
560. Yeah. Can you place
the order today?Copy !req
561. Okay, great.Copy !req
562. Yeah, I'll have the money
to you by tomorrow.Copy !req
563. Okay. Thank you.Copy !req
564. Bye-bye.Copy !req
565. Meadow. What, are you
spying on people now?Copy !req
566. I live here.Copy !req
567. What, are you
playing Wall Street now?Copy !req
568. Women are better savers
than men.Copy !req
569. And we are nurturers.Copy !req
570. What do you know
about the stock market?Copy !req
571. I keep my ears open.Copy !req
572. And CNBC is a very
interesting channel.Copy !req
573. Listen, your father,
God bless him,
he does very well.Copy !req
574. But who knows, ya know?Copy !req
575. What if something unforeseen
should happen?Copy !req
576. What if he gets hit
by a truck? I mean, then what?Copy !req
577. - I got you kids
to think about.
- I don't know, Mom.Copy !req
578. Well, when you get married,
you will know.Copy !req
579. A woman's got to keep
her sense of individuality.Copy !req
580. This here is a life lesson.Copy !req
581. Okay...Copy !req
582. let's go to Georgette Klinger's.Copy !req
583. Massage, facial...
joie de beauté.Copy !req
584. On me.Copy !req
585. Sure.Copy !req
586. - Whoa!
- Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
587. - It's a lily.
- Now, that's a shot!Copy !req
588. Ball runs like
a frightened fawn.Copy !req
589. - W.C. Fields!
- That thing's still runnin'!Copy !req
590. I gotta tell ya,
this is a nice place.Copy !req
591. Didn't I tell ya?Copy !req
592. You know, we oughta see
about makin' you a member.Copy !req
593. Tony, you ever play
that place in Orlando?Copy !req
594. No, I never get down there.Copy !req
595. Well, Disney World.Copy !req
596. You know, Al's place.Copy !req
597. Mount Plymouth?
Al Capone built it.Copy !req
598. - No shit.
- Capone was a golf fanatic,
that's right.Copy !req
599. I see you guys
watch A&E.Copy !req
600. - Yeah.
- Tony, uh...Copy !req
601. lemme ask you a question.Copy !req
602. If I'm steppin' on toes,
tell me.Copy !req
603. How real was The Godfather?Copy !req
604. I mean, in your opinion.Copy !req
605. - What do you mean, real?
- Authentic or not.Copy !req
606. I don't know.Copy !req
607. How would I know?Copy !req
608. - It's the '50s, right?
- No it wasn't, it was 1972.Copy !req
609. No, what he means is, the story
took place in the '50s.Copy !req
610. I wanna know if you really
had to cut your finger
and take an oath.Copy !req
611. Like gridlock on Times Square
on this golf course today,
isn't it?Copy !req
612. You notice traffic in
Manhattan's gotten worse
since "Don't Block the Box"?Copy !req
613. You got a lot of friends
in New York, Tony?Copy !req
614. - Yeah.
- Ya ever go down
to Little Italy?Copy !req
615. You know, San Gennaro.
The feast, with the kids.Copy !req
616. Tell the truth.
What's the first thing
you think ofCopy !req
617. when you hear
"Mulberry Street"?Copy !req
618. Umberto's.Copy !req
619. - Hey, hey!
- All right!Copy !req
620. Hey, did you ever see
that picture of Galante, dead,Copy !req
621. with a cigar hangin'
out of his mouth?Copy !req
622. - No.
- It was a fuckin'
beautiful hit, huh?Copy !req
623. Sorry, Tony, I...Copy !req
624. You probably knew the guy, huh?Copy !req
625. How fuckin' old
you think I am?Copy !req
626. You don't have to answer this
if you don't want to,Copy !req
627. but I gotta know.Copy !req
628. Did you ever meet John Gotti?Copy !req
629. Yeah.
I knew John.Copy !req
630. Whoa! Fuck!Copy !req
631. What was he really like?Copy !req
632. - Remember Bungalow Bar?
- The ice cream trucks?Copy !req
633. Like Good Humor.Copy !req
634. Except the trucks, they had
the bungalow roofs on, hmm?Copy !req
635. Was Gotti a silent partner
in all that thing?Copy !req
636. Hey, I don't know nothin'
about that.Copy !req
637. Just know that
when the company foldedCopy !req
638. and they were auctioning off
the last Bungalow Bar truck,Copy !req
639. the one with the peaked roofs,
you're right, Cooze...Copy !req
640. Cooze. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
641. When they were auctioning off
the last Bungalow Bar truck,Copy !req
642. and I wanted it as a souvenir...Copy !req
643. Gotti outbid me.Copy !req
644. Gave me a ride home.Copy !req
645. You know he rang that bell...Copy !req
646. the whole way home?Copy !req
647. Oh! They're wavin' at us.Copy !req
648. Yeah.Copy !req
649. So?Copy !req
650. Well, I think it's,
uh, not good.Copy !req
651. Wanna be a little
more specific?Copy !req
652. There's good
and there's not good,
and this is not good.Copy !req
653. Okay, maybe it's not your era.
No offense, but...Copy !req
654. Music is music,
and talent is talent.Copy !req
655. I don't care who you are.
And I've seen them all.Copy !req
656. I saw heavy metal
invented by Hendrix
at the Café Wha?Copy !req
657. Kid just came out of the army.Copy !req
658. I said to him, "Kid,
I don't know what you call it...Copy !req
659. talent, charisma, magic...
but you got it."Copy !req
660. These kids?
They don't. Sorry.Copy !req
661. You're just pissed
that I went against you
at the sit-down.Copy !req
662. Come on, get the fuck outta here
and stop wasting my time.Copy !req
663. This Vito is a great
fuckin' guitar player, Hesh.Copy !req
664. Fine. Great.
He's a great guitar player.Copy !req
665. However, there's one constant
a hit is a hit.Copy !req
666. - And this, my friend,
is not a hit.
- Why?Copy !req
667. Christ! For reasons
we couldn't comprehend
or codify,Copy !req
668. you pathetic schlepper.Copy !req
669. Fuckin' Massive is a genius,Copy !req
670. so what the fuck
was he talkin' about?Copy !req
671. I remember when I was a kid,
there was this guy
in my neighborhood.Copy !req
672. Used to call him Jimmy Smash.Copy !req
673. Now, he wasn't retarded,Copy !req
674. but we thought he was
'cause he had one of these,Copy !req
675. um... whatchamacallits,
ya know:Copy !req
676. "Hey, Jimmy, how
the fuck are ya?"Copy !req
677. Whaddya call that?Copy !req
678. Cleft palate.Copy !req
679. Yeah.Copy !req
680. Well, we was kids, right?Copy !req
681. So, ya know,
what the hell do we know?Copy !req
682. Every time he opened his mouth,
we'd piss ourselves laughin'.Copy !req
683. But Jimmy didn't
mind because he got
to hang out with us.Copy !req
684. Ya know, popular crew.Copy !req
685. Although we only called him
when we were bored.Copy !req
686. Call him and say, "Hey, Jimmy.Copy !req
687. Sing 'Mack the Knife.'"Copy !req
688. Then because he wanted
to hang out with us,
he'd belt it right out.Copy !req
689. We'd fuckin' roll on the floor
laughin'.Copy !req
690. And then, ya know,
when the laughs got old...Copy !req
691. we stopped callin' him.Copy !req
692. Wasn't until years later
that I found outCopy !req
693. that the poor prick
was goin' home every nightCopy !req
694. and cryin' himself to sleep.Copy !req
695. And when I found out,
ya know, I... I felt bad.Copy !req
696. But I never really understood
what he felt...Copy !req
697. to be used, ya know,
for somebody else's amusement,Copy !req
698. like a fuckin' dancin' bear...Copy !req
699. till I played golf
with those guys.Copy !req
700. Well, you thought Cusamano
was your friend.Copy !req
701. You live, you learn.Copy !req
702. Do you mind if
I ask you a question?Copy !req
703. What ever
happened to Jimmy?Copy !req
704. Jimmy Smash?Copy !req
705. He's doin' twenty for robbery.Copy !req
706. Wasn't too hard for the cops
to figure out who it was.Copy !req
707. He goes up to the bank teller
in a mask, he goes,Copy !req
708. "Gimme all your money."Copy !req
709. Some fucker's
on the phone for you.Copy !req
710. Good morning, Herman.Copy !req
711. - I'm listening.
- Good.Copy !req
712. Wouldn't want you to miss
anything I have to say.Copy !req
713. I've been thinking about it
a long time.Copy !req
714. - Go on.
- You're gonna have to findCopy !req
715. some other schmuck to have
your altruistic moment with.Copy !req
716. You do know what this means,
Herman?Copy !req
717. Stupid enough
to say it over the phone,Copy !req
718. let's hear it.Copy !req
719. I don't threaten, Herman.
I act.Copy !req
720. Genius, you're gettin' yourself
in way over your head here.Copy !req
721. Why don't you think about
backin' up a little bit.Copy !req
722. Ya know,
let sleepin' dogs lie.Copy !req
723. Hey, Soprano!Copy !req
724. Let me share with you
what I suspect about
this gangster rap shit.Copy !req
725. I think you probably
got a degree in sociology
from the City College.Copy !req
726. I grew up
in the projects. Delta 13.Copy !req
727. Killed a man.Copy !req
728. Later on, I got a degree...Copy !req
729. but Urban Planning.Copy !req
730. You were close.Copy !req
731. Now, when it comes
to which is mightier,Copy !req
732. the pen or
the motherfucking sword,Copy !req
733. I let the situation dictate.Copy !req
734. Don't press it.Copy !req
735. I'm gonna do my part
to keep Mr. Rabkin's
people working.Copy !req
736. What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
737. Expect to hear from Goldstein,
Baum & Woronov.Copy !req
738. They'll be representing
Ms. Willis in the lawsuit.Copy !req
739. You're gonna sue?Copy !req
740. With what I pay in retainers?
Fuck, yeah.Copy !req
741. - I hear that.
- Yeah, well...Copy !req
742. Listen, tateleh.Copy !req
743. Be advised that on
your artist Scratch's
last single,Copy !req
744. you sampled a backing vocalCopy !req
745. from the Chablis' 1968 song
"Riff With It,"Copy !req
746. for which F-Note RecordsCopy !req
747. controls the master
recording rights.Copy !req
748. - No shit.
- Yes, shit.Copy !req
749. I would of course
have to countersue.Copy !req
750. I'll see you in court.Copy !req
751. Fuckin' legal fees.Copy !req
752. What kind of mulignans
are these,Copy !req
753. they call themselves gangsters?Copy !req
754. It's a new fuckin' day.Copy !req
755. Fuckin' depressin'.Copy !req
756. Okay. Now, this is
a Donatella Versace.Copy !req
757. Nice.Copy !req
758. You like it better
than the Alaia?Copy !req
759. Keep 'em both.Copy !req
760. Christopher!
Twenty-four hundred dollars!Copy !req
761. I don't think
you really like it.Copy !req
762. I like it. I like it.Copy !req
763. Oh.Copy !req
764. Ah?Copy !req
765. MTV Awards?Copy !req
766. What?Copy !req
767. Nothing.Copy !req
768. I thought we put
that fight behind us.Copy !req
769. You want me
to take all this back?
I will. No problem.Copy !req
770. No! Fuck, I want you to have it.Copy !req
771. You know how I use
the technique
of positive visualization?Copy !req
772. I know you talk about it.Copy !req
773. You're fairly negative
a lot of the time.Copy !req
774. Well, I think you should
mentally prepareCopy !req
775. for the fuckin' possibility
that Visiting Day sucks.Copy !req
776. - What?
- I think the only reasonCopy !req
777. you gotten
this far with Massive is,Copy !req
778. he wants to be in your pants.Copy !req
779. Boy, oh, boy.Copy !req
780. I let some experts
listen to the demo,Copy !req
781. they shit all over it.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
782. Experts?Copy !req
783. Who, Hesh? That old
fuckin' synagogue cantor?Copy !req
784. Silvio.
He owned rock clubs
in Asbury.Copy !req
785. You heard what Squid said,
he's a professional engineer.Copy !req
786. What about my opinion?Copy !req
787. That it's good?
That it's special?Copy !req
788. His eyes are on your ass,
Adriana, 98% of the time.Copy !req
789. You know that.Copy !req
790. This is just a way for you
to keep me down.Copy !req
791. Aw, that ain't fair.Copy !req
792. I don't want these clothes.Copy !req
793. What's wrong with it, huh?Copy !req
794. What's wrong with Visiting Day?Copy !req
795. I don't know.Copy !req
796. But it's a problem
that you don't know.Copy !req
797. Richie,
he'll sing anything.Copy !req
798. You just don't want to believeCopy !req
799. that I could have
a relationship with a man,Copy !req
800. like Massive,
that wasn't based on fucking.Copy !req
801. That was based on intelligence.Copy !req
802. Respect. Talent.Copy !req
803. I'll shut up.Copy !req
804. You sayin' I don't have talent?Copy !req
805. I've branched out...Copy !req
806. made new friends,
new horizons,Copy !req
807. and you can't stand that!Copy !req
808. Yeah.Copy !req
809. Go silent. That's you.Copy !req
810. Either screamin' your head off,
or fuckin' dead.Copy !req
811. I don't think
I can stay here anymore.Copy !req
812. I love you.Copy !req
813. That is such a lie!Copy !req
814. - Carmela!
- Uh... In here!Copy !req
815. I need a finger.Copy !req
816. What's in the box?Copy !req
817. Sand. I'm fuckin'
with Cusamano.Copy !req
818. Tony.Copy !req
819. Beautiful.Copy !req
820. You look kinda cute
when you're bein' a bad boy.Copy !req
821. You're awfully chipper today.Copy !req
822. So what are you
gonna do with the box?Copy !req
823. Give it to him.
Tell him to...Copy !req
824. "Hold onto it for a while."Copy !req
825. Oh, Tony!
That is so evil!Copy !req
826. Yeah, I know.
That's why it's so much fun.Copy !req
827. Oh, God.Copy !req
828. Cooze. Cooze!Copy !req
829. Cooze.Copy !req
830. C'mere.Copy !req
831. Hey, Ton'.
How ya doin'?Copy !req
832. - Good, how you doin'?
- Fine. Thanks.Copy !req
833. Listen, uh...Copy !req
834. ya know, that...
that, uh, that nickname.Copy !req
835. What, Cooze? Cusamano.Copy !req
836. And it's got that other
connotation, that...Copy !req
837. No, no. No, not anymore.Copy !req
838. Listen, pal,
need a little solid.Copy !req
839. Need you to hang onto this
for a while for me.Copy !req
840. Hang onto it,
in a little while
I'll come get it.Copy !req
841. When I need it.Copy !req
842. - How long?
- A month.Copy !req
843. Month or, ya know,
maybe more, maybe less.Copy !req
844. - Okay?
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
845. Thanks.Copy !req
846. Oh, the club.
Meant to ask you
about the club.Copy !req
847. - What's goin' on?
- Ohh. The club.Copy !req
848. Sorry, Ton'.Copy !req
849. Membership's closed.Copy !req
850. Closed.Copy !req
851. Yeah.Copy !req
852. No new members
until old members die.Copy !req
853. Nobody's dyin'?Copy !req
854. Nothing anybody
can do anything about.Copy !req
855. - No biggie, Cooze.
- You sure?Copy !req
856. - Thanks.
- I mean, because...Copy !req
857. No. I'll live.Copy !req
858. Arrghhh!Copy !req
859. Arrghhh!Copy !req
860. Aaaaaahh!Copy !req
861. What is it?
Heroin?Copy !req
862. Shit, Jane,
I don't know.Copy !req
863. A weapon. I don't know.Copy !req
864. Could be anything.Copy !req
865. Uhh-uhh.Copy !req
866. Don't touch it.Copy !req
867. Aaaaaahhh!Copy !req
868. Solo!Copy !req