1. Ah, the Miracle Mile,
where value wears a neon sombrero...Copy !req
2. and there's not a single church
or library to offend the eye.Copy !req
3. There it is!Copy !req
4. The chain that put the "fat"
in fat Southern sheriffs.!Copy !req
5. I want a colossal doughnut,
just like the one on the sign.Copy !req
6. D'oh! Nuts!Copy !req
7. That's false advertising!Copy !req
8. Sorry, sir. No refunds.Copy !req
9. I paid for a colossal doughnut...Copy !req
10. and I'm gonna get
a colossal doughnut.Copy !req
11. You don't scare us.Copy !req
12. Astronomers from Tacoma
to Vladivostok have just reported...Copy !req
13. an ionic disturbance
in the vicinity of the Van Allen belt.Copy !req
14. Scientists are recommending
that all necessary precautions be taken.Copy !req
15. Eggheads. What do they know?Copy !req
16. Hee-hee-hee!
I got your doughnut, Lard Lad!Copy !req
17. And what are you
gonna do about it?Copy !req
18. Homer, where did you get that?Copy !req
19. - Get what?
- That giant doughnut.Copy !req
20. Well, I acquired it legally.
You can be sure of that.Copy !req
21. Dude, you're huge!Copy !req
22. Yeah!
Let's party, baby!Copy !req
23. Hey-hey-hey!Copy !req
24. Fellas, where you going at this hour?Copy !req
25. Hey, don't scratch up them heads!Copy !req
26. Good morning, everybody.Copy !req
27. Panic is gripping Springfield as giant
advertising mascots rampage through the city.Copy !req
28. Perhaps it's part of
some daring new ad campaign.Copy !req
29. But what new product could
justify such carnage? A cleanser?Copy !req
30. A fat-free fudge cake that doesn't
let you down in the flavor department...Copy !req
31. like so many others-Copy !req
32. Let me go! No! Stop! No!Copy !req
33. Whoa!
Another acid flashback.Copy !req
34. Man, I'd hate to be
driving a bus right now!Copy !req
35. Aw, they're not so tough.Copy !req
36. Chief, that wasn't a monster. That was the
captain of the high school basketball team.Copy !req
37. Uh, yeah, well, he was turning
into a monster though.Copy !req
38. What are you waiting for?
Wreck the school. You know you wanna.Copy !req
39. - I agree. Destroy the school.
- Hmm.Copy !req
40. Hello? Yes?
Oh.Copy !req
41. If you're looking for that
big doughnut of yours, Flanders has it.Copy !req
42. Just smash open his house.Copy !req
43. He came to life. Good for him!Copy !req
44. Help me, Lord.!Copy !req
45. I told you, Flanders has it!Copy !req
46. Or Moe. Go kill Moe.Copy !req
47. Just give him the doughnut! Once he has it,
that will be the end of all this horror!Copy !req
48. Well, okay.
If it'll end horror.Copy !req
49. Don't you ever get tired of
being wrong all the time?Copy !req
50. Sometimes.Copy !req
51. These monsters are destroying everything
and everyone we hold dear!Copy !req
52. And you kids should have jackets on.Copy !req
53. Hey! What's that in his footprint?Copy !req
54. Hmm.Copy !req
55. If your advertising agency
created all those giant characters...Copy !req
56. you must know how to stop them.Copy !req
57. Well, sir, advertising is a funny thing.Copy !req
58. If people stop paying attention to it,
pretty soon it goes away.Copy !req
59. - Like that old woman who couldn't find the beef?
- Exactly!Copy !req
60. If you stop paying attention to the monsters,
they'll lose their powers.Copy !req
61. But people can't help looking at them.
They're wrecking the town.Copy !req
62. You know,
maybe a jingle would help.Copy !req
63. Don't watch the mon-Copy !req
64. Don't watch the... monsters-s-s-sCopy !req
65. Well, it'll sound a lot better
coming out of Paul Anka.Copy !req
66. Hey, Springfield.!Copy !req
67. Are you suffering from
the heartbreak of monsteritis?Copy !req
68. Then take a tip from Mr. Paul Anka!Copy !req
69. To stop those monsters one, two, threeCopy !req
70. Here's a fresh new way
that's trouble-freeCopy !req
71. It's got Paul Anka's guaranteeCopy !req
72. Guarantee void in TennesseeCopy !req
73. Just don't look
Just don't lookCopy !req
74. Just don't look
Just don't lookCopy !req
75. Just don't look
Just don't lookCopy !req
76. It worked!
They're all dead!Copy !req
77. Well, except for chubsy-ubsy over there.Copy !req
78. Mmm. Sprinkles!Copy !req
79. - Homer, stop looking!
- Don't make us poke your eyes out, Dad.Copy !req
80. Ohh!Copy !req
81. Here comes something.Copy !req
82. Remember the story.
We're newlyweds on our way to Earth capital.Copy !req
83. Oh, shazbatt!Copy !req
84. Even as I speak, the scourge of advertising
could be heading toward your town!Copy !req
85. Lock your doors!
Bar your windows!Copy !req
86. Because the next advertisement you see
could destroy your house and eat your family.Copy !req
87. We'll be right back.Copy !req
88. Okay, boy.
Catch the Frisbee.Copy !req
89. Good catch, boy.Copy !req
90. Thanks, Bart.Copy !req
91. Oh, hard luck.Copy !req
92. Glad to "rake" your acquaintance.Copy !req
93. It was only a dream.Copy !req
94. Bart.! Is that you?Copy !req
95. - Yes!
- Take out the garbage.Copy !req
96. And then he raked me
across the chest.Copy !req
97. And the weirdest thing was, it was that
school janitor who mysteriously disappeared!Copy !req
98. - Groundskeeper Willie!
- Oh, my god!Copy !req
99. Bart, Groundskeeper Willie
was in my nightmare too.Copy !req
100. But he got me with hedge clippers.Copy !req
101. He ran his floor buffer over me!Copy !req
102. Children, I couldn't help
monitoring your conversation.Copy !req
103. There's no mystery about Willie.
Why, he simply disappeared.Copy !req
104. Now, let's have no more curiosity
about this bizarre cover-up.Copy !req
105. Remember, class, the worse you do
on this standardized test...Copy !req
106. the more funding the school gets,
so don't knock yourselves out.Copy !req
107. - You have three hours to-
- Finished!Copy !req
108. Then put your head down
on your desk and sit quietly.Copy !req
109. Ahh. A duet of pleasures.Copy !req
110. I am the Wondrous Wizard of Latin!Copy !req
111. I am a dervish of declension
and a conjurer of conjugation...Copy !req
112. with a million hit points
and maximum charisma!Copy !req
113. Ah-ha! To die!Copy !req
114. He, she, or it dies!Copy !req
115. You die!Copy !req
116. You've mastered a dead tongue!
But can you handle a live one?Copy !req
117. Ha-ha!Copy !req
118. Wheel him out quietly.Copy !req
119. It's best the children don't see him.Copy !req
120. Oh, just get it out of here!Copy !req
121. Not into the kindergarten!Copy !req
122. Mom! Dad!
Martin died at school today!Copy !req
123. Ohhh! I don't see what that has to do
with Groundskeeper Willie.Copy !req
124. Um, we didn't mention
Groundskeeper Willie, Mom.Copy !req
125. Kids, it's time we told you the true story
and put your fears to rest.Copy !req
126. It's a story of murder and revenge
from beyond the grave.Copy !req
127. It all started on the 13th hour
of the 13th day...Copy !req
128. of the 13th month.Copy !req
129. We were there to discuss the misprinted
calendars the school had purchased.Copy !req
130. Lousy "Smarch" weather.Copy !req
131. "Do not touch Willie. "
Good advice.Copy !req
132. Huh?Copy !req
133. - Our next budget item, $12 for doorknob repair.
- Nay!Copy !req
134. Recharge fire extinguishers.Copy !req
135. - This is a free service of the fire department.
- Nay!Copy !req
136. Help! Please help me!Copy !req
137. Willie, please!
Mr. Van Houten has the floor.Copy !req
138. I, for one, would like to see
the cafeteria menus in advance...Copy !req
139. so parents can adjust
their dinner menus accordingly.Copy !req
140. I don't like the idea of Milhouse
having two spaghetti meals in one day.Copy !req
141. You'll pay for this
with your children's blood!Copy !req
142. Oh, right.
How you gonna get 'em? Skeleton power?Copy !req
143. I'll strike where you cannot protect them-Copy !req
144. in their dreams!Copy !req
145. Bart, don't you realize what this means?
The next time we fall asleep, we could die.Copy !req
146. Bah!
Welcome to my world.Copy !req
147. Announcer]
On this edition of Asian Market Wrap-up.Copy !req
148. There's a volcano waiting
to erupt in the Pacific Rim.Copy !req
149. It's nine medium-term,
convertible debentures-Copy !req
150. It's no use, Bart.Copy !req
151. - We can't stay up forever!
- You're right.Copy !req
152. The only thing left to do is go into my dream
and force Willie into a final showdown.Copy !req
153. You stay awake. And if it looks like
I'm in trouble, wake me up.Copy !req
154. Okay. But promise
you won't be grouchy.Copy !req
155. Come on, Willie.
I know you're out there.Copy !req
156. The sandbox.!Copy !req
157. Hey, Lawn Boy.!
You missed a spot.!Copy !req
158. When I'm done with you,
they'll have to do a "compost-mortem!"Copy !req
159. Sinky sand!Copy !req
160. No! Help!Copy !req
161. Willie's gone for good.Copy !req
162. Now I can get back to my normal dreams-
me and Krusty winning the Super Bowl.Copy !req
163. Bart, there's two seconds left.Copy !req
164. Listen up. It's your basic
Statue of Liberty play with one twist.Copy !req
165. You throw it to me.Copy !req
166. Knute Rockne called it
"the forward pass. "Copy !req
167. Now, the clock's still running, so it's important
we start this play as quickly as possible.Copy !req
168. Oh-ho, boy!Copy !req
169. Don't dream about me no more, kid.Copy !req
170. Help! Lisa, help!Copy !req
171. - Bart, you're in trouble! Wake up!
- Wait a minute.Copy !req
172. If you're here,
then you've fallen asleep too.Copy !req
173. I'm not asleep.
I'm just resting my eye- Uh-oh.Copy !req
174. - Good-bye, Bart.
- Good-bye, Lise.Copy !req
175. I hope you get reincarnated as someone
who can stay awake for 15 minutes.Copy !req
176. You saved us, Maggie!Copy !req
177. I don't know, Bart.Copy !req
178. Something tells me Willie's still out there,
and that he could come back...Copy !req
179. any time, in any form,
and kill us in ways we can't even imagine!Copy !req
180. Boo!Copy !req
181. Here I am. Yah!Copy !req
182. No! Stop!
I left my gun on the seat!Copy !req
183. Hey!Copy !req
184. Wait here, please.Copy !req
185. Aw, geez!Copy !req
186. Homer, get ready.!Copy !req
187. Patty and Selma
will be here any minute.!Copy !req
188. Oh, no! Better ride
this one out in the closet.Copy !req
189. Sorry, Dad.
This is our spot.Copy !req
190. Oh, yeah?
Well, it's my house, so it's my spot.Copy !req
191. - Nu-uh, because we called it.
- Did not.Copy !req
192. - Well, we're calling it now.
- You are?Copy !req
193. - 'Fraid so.
- Ohh! They got me with their legal mumbo jumbo!Copy !req
194. Just a second.!Copy !req
195. Huh? I never looked behind
this whatchamacallit case before.Copy !req
196. Huh? That's weird.Copy !req
197. It's like something out of
that twilight-y show about that zone.Copy !req
198. How's it hangin', Marge?Copy !req
199. Yuck! I'm baking like a meat loaf
under this wet wool.Copy !req
200. Uh, may I take your coat,
Aunt Selma?Copy !req
201. Um, I would also like
to take your coat.Copy !req
202. Have we got
a family activity for you!Copy !req
203. A pillow case full of seashells
from our trip to Sulfur Bay.Copy !req
204. You're gonna help us
clean and organize them.Copy !req
205. And pry out all the dead hermit crabs.
Get a screwdriver.Copy !req
206. I'll take my chances in the mystery wall!Copy !req
207. Oh, glory of glories!Copy !req
208. Oh, heavenly testament to
the eternal majesty of God's creation!Copy !req
209. Holy macaroni!Copy !req
210. Hey, you can just suck 'em out.Copy !req
211. Hello? Can anybody hear me?Copy !req
212. Homer, where are you?Copy !req
213. Uh, I'm somewhere
where I don't know where I am.!Copy !req
214. Do you see towels? If you see towels,
you're probably in the linen closet again.Copy !req
215. Just a second.Copy !req
216. No, it's a place
I've never been before.Copy !req
217. Uh-huh.
The shower.Copy !req
218. Hey.!Copy !req
219. I don't want to alarm you, Marge...Copy !req
220. but I seem to be trapped in here.Copy !req
221. We'd better call Ned. He has a ladder.Copy !req
222. What's going on here?
I'm so bulgy.Copy !req
223. My stomach sticks way out in front
and my-Copy !req
224. Well, as the tree said to the lumberjack,
I'm stumped.Copy !req
225. It's like he just
disappeared into fat air.Copy !req
226. Hey, shut up!Copy !req
227. Mmm!
Unprocessed fish sticks.Copy !req
228. Man, this place looks expensive!Copy !req
229. I feel like I'm wasting a fortune
just standing here.Copy !req
230. Better make the most of it.Copy !req
231. Ow! Watch it, coney!Copy !req
232. Whoops.Copy !req
233. - Do you see a light, Homer?
- Yes.Copy !req
234. Move into the light, my son.Copy !req
235. Ow.!Copy !req
236. Homer, this is your physician,
DoctorJulius Hibbert.Copy !req
237. Can you tell us
what it's like in there?Copy !req
238. Um, it's like, uh-Copy !req
239. Did anyone see the movie Tron?Copy !req
240. - No. -
No. - No.Copy !req
241. - No. -
No. - No.Copy !req
242. - No. -
No. - No.Copy !req
243. - No. -
No. - Yes.Copy !req
244. Er, um, I mean, no.
No.Copy !req
245. Well, where's my dad?Copy !req
246. Well, it should be obvious
to even the most dimwitted individual...Copy !req
247. who holds an advanced degree
in hyperbolic topology...Copy !req
248. that Homer Simpson
has stumbled into...Copy !req
249. the third dimension.Copy !req
250. Sorry.Copy !req
251. Here is an ordinary square.Copy !req
252. Whoa! Whoa!
Slow down, egghead.Copy !req
253. But suppose we extend the square beyond
the two dimensions of our universe...Copy !req
254. along the hypothetical "Z" axis there.Copy !req
255. This forms...Copy !req
256. a three-dimensional object
known as a cube...Copy !req
257. or a "Frinkahedron," in honor
of its discoverer.Copy !req
258. Help me.! Are you helping me?
Or are you going on and on?Copy !req
259. Oh, right. And, of course,
within we find the doomed individual.Copy !req
260. Enough of your borax, Poindexter!
A man's life is at stake! We need action!Copy !req
261. Take that, you lousy dimension!Copy !req
262. Huh? Huh?Copy !req
263. Oh, there's so much
I don't know about astrophysics.Copy !req
264. I wish I read that book
by that wheelchair guy.Copy !req
265. I'll save Homer! All I needs
is four stout men to work the bellows.Copy !req
266. No, Pops. It's too risky.Copy !req
267. For all we know, there could be cubes in there
the size of gorillas and other large-Copy !req
268. Help.! I don't have much time.!Copy !req
269. That does it!
I'm going in!Copy !req
270. Bart, no!Copy !req
271. Cool, man!Copy !req
272. I'm gonna be sucked into a black hole!
I'm gonna be sucked into oblivion!Copy !req
273. And what's gonna become of me
on the other side? I don't know!Copy !req
274. I'll save you, Dad.Copy !req
275. I can't get any closer.Copy !req
276. You'll have to jump!Copy !req
277. Piece of cake, son.Copy !req
278. Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap!
Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap!Copy !req
279. Bart, what happened?Copy !req
280. Well, we hit a little snag when the universe
sort of collapsed on itself.Copy !req
281. But Dad seemed cautiously optimistic.Copy !req
282. Cra-a-a-ap.!Copy !req
283. Homie.Copy !req
284. Be strong, Marge.
I'm sure he's gone to a better place.Copy !req
285. D'oh.!Copy !req
286. Eew!
This is the worst place yet.Copy !req
287. Oh, my god! Look at the-Copy !req
288. Ooh! Erotic cakes.Copy !req