1. D'oh!Copy !req
2. Marge, stop this
crazy thing!Copy !req
3. We got the popcorn.
Did you get Waiting to Exhale?Copy !req
4. Well, they put us on the
Waiting to Exhale waiting list...Copy !req
5. but they said
don't hold your breath.Copy !req
6. Did you get Emma?
Did you get Emma?Copy !req
7. - Did ya, did ya, did ya, huh?
- Whoa, whoa.Copy !req
8. Calm down, little lady.
Take it easy. Take it easy.Copy !req
9. - No.
- What did you get?Copy !req
10. Something very close,
exactly along those lines.Copy !req
11. - A Clint Eastwood, Lee Marvin
shoot-'em-up western!Copy !req
12. So prepare yourself for the bloody mayhem
and unoly carnage...Copy !req
13. ofJoshua Logars
Raint Your Wagon.Copy !req
14. With blood, I bet.Copy !req
15. Hey!Copy !req
16. That's a pretty sorry lookir
wagon you got there, mister.Copy !req
17. I reckon it could use
a coat of paint.Copy !req
18. Well, what are we
waitir for?Copy !req
19. They're singing!Copy !req
20. They're singing, Marge.
Why aren't they killing each other?Copy !req
21. Yeah, their guns
are right there.Copy !req
22. Wait, wait, wait.
Here comes Lee Marvin.Copy !req
23. Thank God.
He's always drunk and violent.Copy !req
24. Uh, what the hell
is goir on in my town?Copy !req
25. We're just
paintir this wagon.Copy !req
26. You got a problem with that?Copy !req
27. As a matter of fact, I do.Copy !req
28. You missed a spot.Copy !req
29. Well, grab a brush
and join in.Copy !req
30. ♪♪Copy !req
31. - Yeehaw!
- Mmm. Who knew that Lee Marvin
could do such marvelous splits?Copy !req
32. He's dreamy.Copy !req
33. Oh, why did they have to screw up a perfectly
serviceable wagon story...Copy !req
34. - with all that fruity singing?
- I thought it was toe-tappir fun.Copy !req
35. Singing is the lowest form
of communication.Copy !req
36. Homer, you sing
all the time.Copy !req
37. No, I don't.
I hate to rhyme.Copy !req
38. And a one, and a two,
and a three-Copy !req
39. Hello!
Human Fly here.Copy !req
40. Come on! I stayed up all night
dyeing my underwear.Copy !req
41. Extra, extra! Be Sharps
sing on rooftop!Copy !req
42. What?
Give me one of those!Copy !req
43. Wait a minute. There's nothing in here
about the Be Sharps!Copy !req
44. - Come back here!
- Ha-ha!Copy !req
45. - It's been done.Copy !req
46. - Pretty, huh, Chief?
- It sure is, Lou. It sure is.Copy !req
47. - Get the tear gas.Copy !req
48. Dad, we can't let this
happen to Belle. Do something.Copy !req
49. Don't you worry, Son.Copy !req
50. My friends! Stop!Copy !req
51. We could tear it down...Copy !req
52. but we'd be tearing down
a part of ourselves.Copy !req
53. Eep.Copy !req
54. - It's so thick!Copy !req
55. Your turn, Bart.Copy !req
56. Whoa! That's good Squishy.Copy !req
57. What's it like, Bart?
Bart? Bart?Copy !req
58. - Give me that!Copy !req
59. Okay. We're young, rich
and full of sugar. What'll we do?Copy !req
60. Let's go crazy
Broadway-style!Copy !req
61. Yeah!Copy !req
62. - New York is thataway, man.
- Thanks, kid.Copy !req
63. - Huh? Huh?Copy !req
64. Mmm! Free goo.Copy !req
65. Hey! Don't bogart that Squishy!Copy !req
66. I don't know where
you magic pixies came from...Copy !req
67. but I like your pixie drink.Copy !req
68. Oh, my head.Copy !req
69. Bye.Copy !req
70. Whether igloo, hut or lean-to
or a geodesic dome...Copy !req
71. there's no structure I have been to
which I'd rather call my home.Copy !req
72. Hello.Copy !req
73. Everything really wrapped up nicely.Copy !req
74. Hmm.
Much quicker than usual.Copy !req
75. I guess we've learned
that happiness is wherever you find it.Copy !req
76. And we've all found happiness,
every one of us.Copy !req
77. Hey, what's that sound?Copy !req
78. Hey, he's not happy at all!
He lied to us through song!Copy !req
79. I hate when
people do that!Copy !req
80. the entertainment capital
of this state...Copy !req
81. the Krusty Komeback Special!Copy !req
82. - I love you, Krusty.
- Quiet!Copy !req
83. Maybe we were wrong
about Burns on this one.Copy !req
84. Are you sure you want
to go through with this, sir?Copy !req
85. You do have a very full
wardrobe as it is.Copy !req
86. Yes. But not completely full.
For you see-Copy !req
87. - I really like the vest.
- I gathered, yeah.Copy !req
88. We gotta get the dogs
out of there!Copy !req
89. - Okay.Copy !req
90. Oh, I knew I should
have shut that window.Copy !req
91. Bye.Copy !req
92. Very well. We will now hear
suggestions for the, uh...Copy !req
93. disbursement of the, uh,
two million dollars.Copy !req
94. Don't you mean
three million dollars?Copy !req
95. Of course.
How silly of me.Copy !req
96. You know, a town with money's
a little like the mule with a spinning wheel.Copy !req
97. No one knows how he got it,
and danged if he knows how to use it.Copy !req
98. - Mule.Copy !req
99. The name's Lanley,
Lyle Lanley...Copy !req
100. and I come before you good people tonight
with an idea.Copy !req
101. Probably the greatest-
Ah, it's not for you.Copy !req
102. It's more of
a Shelbyville idea.Copy !req
103. Now wait just a minute.Copy !req
104. We're twice as smart
as the people of Shelbyville.Copy !req
105. Just tell us your idea,
and we'll vote for it.Copy !req
106. All right.
I tell you what I'll do.Copy !req
107. I'll show you my idea.Copy !req
108. - I give you the Springfield Monorail!Copy !req
109. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville
and North Haverbrook...Copy !req
110. and by gum,
it put them on the map!Copy !req
111. Well, sir, there's nothir on earth
like a genuine, bona fide...Copy !req
112. electrified,
six-car monorail.Copy !req
113. - What'd I say?
- Monorail!Copy !req
114. - What's it called?
- Monorail!Copy !req
115. - That's right, monorail!
- Monorail. Monorail. Monorail.Copy !req
116. Monorail!Copy !req
117. Mono-
D'oh!Copy !req
118. Hymns here! I got hymns here!
Get 'em while they're holy!Copy !req
119. Fresh from God's brain to your mouth!Copy !req
120. And now please rise
for our opening hymn...Copy !req
121. uh, "In the Garden of Eden"...Copy !req
122. by I. Ron Butterfly.Copy !req
123. Hey, Marge, remember when we
used to make out to this hymn?Copy !req
124. - Shh! Shh! Shh!Copy !req
125. - Actually, we're done.
- Done, done.Copy !req
126. - And not a moment too soon.
- Oh, okay then.Copy !req
127. Well, then I got no beef with you.Copy !req
128. - Okay, who wants dinner?Copy !req
129. Well, let's get eatir.Copy !req
130. All right, all right.
Sorry.Copy !req
131. Yo! I told you to stop
the music, dudes. I'm serious!Copy !req
132. - Oh, oh, oh! You're so not listening!Copy !req
133. Okay, I hear that.Copy !req
134. - I hear that, dudes!Copy !req
135. You too, Gracie music dude! Guh!Copy !req