1. D'Copy !req
2. Aah!Copy !req
3. Live, from the famousCopy !req
4. Brown Sands
of Public Beach, Delaware,Copy !req
5. it's the...Copy !req
6. Saturday afternoon TV
is so boring.Copy !req
7. Bikini girls.Copy !req
8. - Dune buggies.
- All right!Copy !req
9. Daredevil surfers.Copy !req
10. Ordinarily, this beach
would be swarming with them,Copy !req
11. but not today... No!Copy !req
12. They've all been cleared outCopy !req
13. to make way for
painstaking sand preparation.Copy !req
14. That's right, Dick.
You know, this year,Copy !req
15. everyone's a-buzz
about one thing:Copy !req
16. the absence of Mark Rodkin.Copy !req
17. Wait. There he is.Copy !req
18. Marge, I'm bored.Copy !req
19. Why don't you read something?Copy !req
20. Because I'm trying
to reduce my boredom.Copy !req
21. Well, you could hand out
these flyersCopy !req
22. for the neighborhood
rummage sale.Copy !req
23. You'd get some fresh air
and exercise.Copy !req
24. I'll do it anyway.Copy !req
25. Come on, boy. We're going
to see the neighbors.Copy !req
26. Good old Evergreen Terrace...Copy !req
27. the swankiest streetCopy !req
28. in the classiest part
of Pressboard Estates.Copy !req
29. If you love it so much,
why are you always littering?Copy !req
30. It's easier. Duh.Copy !req
31. Howdy, neighbor.Copy !req
32. May I spray you with the hose
in a playful fashion?Copy !req
33. Spray the boy.Copy !req
34. Well, ready for
the big rummage sale?Copy !req
35. Yes, indeed.Copy !req
36. I've got nothing but timeCopy !req
37. until they fix that
malfunctioning Squishee machine.Copy !req
38. Hey, I never noticed this place.Copy !req
39. Dad, it's right across
the street from us.Copy !req
40. That fancy house
will never sell.Copy !req
41. Nobody who could afford itCopy !req
42. would want to live in
this neighborhood.Copy !req
43. Hey, what's wrong
with this neighborhood?Copy !req
44. Big shot! Too good to buy
a house here, snobby?Copy !req
45. Who are you talking to, Homer?Copy !req
46. The guy who doesn't live there.Copy !req
47. Can we get rid
of this Ayatollah t-shirt?Copy !req
48. Khomeini died years ago.Copy !req
49. But, Marge,
it works on any Ayatollah.Copy !req
50. Ayatollah Nakhbadeh,
Ayatollah Zahedi...Copy !req
51. even as we speak,
Ayatollah RazmaraCopy !req
52. and his cadre of fanatics
are consolidating their power.Copy !req
53. I don't care who's
consolidating their power.Copy !req
54. Well, we don't need this.Copy !req
55. But, Marge, that's the
Rhinestone Nights fashion gun.Copy !req
56. I need it to rhinestone up
my old clothing.Copy !req
57. Who's Disco Stu?Copy !req
58. I wanted to write disco stud,
but I ran out of space.Copy !req
59. Not that Disco Stu didn't get
his share of the action.Copy !req
60. So if you're looking for
a half bag of charcoal briquettesCopy !req
61. or an artificial
Christmas tree... trunk only...Copy !req
62. Come on over
to the Hibbard table, pronto.Copy !req
63. Well, sir, looks like we gotCopy !req
64. some nice items
here at table Glick.Copy !req
65. Like this... what the
heckaroonie is this, Mrs. Glick?Copy !req
66. It is a candy dish, Ned. $90.Copy !req
67. Well, I...Copy !req
68. I guess you could put
a lot of nice things in there.Copy !req
69. No! Just candy, Ned. $90.Copy !req
70. Well, looks like
somebody sold something today.Copy !req
71. Are you interested
in that motorized tie rack,Copy !req
72. Principal Skinner?Copy !req
73. It's awfully loud.Copy !req
74. Well, you can always
take the motor outCopy !req
75. and use it
as an ordinary tie rack.Copy !req
76. But now the ties are motionlessCopy !req
77. and those in back are
virtually inaccessible.Copy !req
78. Well, it's a moot point,Copy !req
79. as I have only one
tie to begin with.Copy !req
80. I believe I'll pass.Copy !req
81. Have you sold that tie rack yet?Copy !req
82. - No.
- I'll take it.Copy !req
83. Now, folks, nothing spells funCopy !req
84. like rhinestones
on a dungaree jacket.Copy !req
85. Stu, you should buy that.Copy !req
86. Hey, Disco Stu
doesn't advertise.Copy !req
87. Hey, Ned, let me
help you with that.Copy !req
88. Hey, everybody! Who thinks
Flanders should shut up?Copy !req
89. So, anyone here from
Evergreen Terrace?Copy !req
90. I think this is
the best neighborhood in town.Copy !req
91. Anybody agree with me?Copy !req
92. You're the king, Homer!Copy !req
93. King of the neighborhood.Copy !req
94. Say, that Ayatollah
thinks he's better than America.Copy !req
95. Is he right?Copy !req
96. Yes.Copy !req
97. Well, for only five dollars,
you can sock it to him in style.Copy !req
98. Right here!Copy !req
99. And for the manCopy !req
100. who has everything,
a tie rack motor.Copy !req
101. I'll take that.Copy !req
102. Thank you, neighbors, thank you.Copy !req
103. Now, let's give it up
for table five.Copy !req
104. Hey, what's the big deal?Copy !req
105. It's just
some new guy moving in.Copy !req
106. Disco Stu likes disco music.Copy !req
107. Hi there, neighbors.Copy !req
108. I'm... George Bush.Copy !req
109. Former President George Bush?Copy !req
110. Okay, let's give it up
for the new guy.Copy !req
111. Now let's all turn around
and pay attention to me again.Copy !req
112. Hello?Copy !req
113. Hello?Copy !req
114. Hello?Copy !req
115. Wow! A former President
living right across the street.Copy !req
116. Why did he have
to move in on my territory?Copy !req
117. Look at him.Copy !req
118. Thinks just because
he led the free worldCopy !req
119. he can act like a big shot.Copy !req
120. Stupid President.Copy !req
121. Why couldn't he just stay
in his own state?Copy !req
122. Actually, this is one
of the nine statesCopy !req
123. where Mr. Bush
claims residency, Dad.Copy !req
124. I wouldn't have voted for himCopy !req
125. but it's nice to have a
celebrity in the neighborhood.Copy !req
126. Wait a minute.Copy !req
127. If Lisa didn't vote for himCopy !req
128. and I didn't vote for him...Copy !req
129. You didn't vote for anybody.Copy !req
130. I voted for Prell to go back
to the old glass bottle.Copy !req
131. After that,
I became deeply cynical.Copy !req
132. And your business
here, Mr. Flanders?Copy !req
133. Well, sir,
I'm welcoming the BushesCopy !req
134. on behalf of the
Neighborhood Association.Copy !req
135. Never mind about that, Ray.Copy !req
136. Just give them a quick pass
with the metal detectorCopy !req
137. and let them on in.Copy !req
138. Hey, Bar!
The neighbors are here.Copy !req
139. Howdily-doodily there,
President BushCopy !req
140. or should I say
President neighbor?Copy !req
141. I'm Ned Flanders and this
is Maude, Rod and Todd.Copy !req
142. Well, howdily-doodily
yourself there, Ned.Copy !req
143. This is my wife, Barbara.Copy !req
144. Call her Bar.
Would you like some lemonade?Copy !req
145. - Tip-top-notch!
- Okily-dokily.Copy !req
146. Thankily-dankily.Copy !req
147. Greatalicious!Copy !req
148. Scrumpdiddlerific!Copy !req
149. Fine and dandy like sour candy.Copy !req
150. Bar's a whiz with cold drinksCopy !req
151. aren't you, Bar?Copy !req
152. Don't understand
lemonade myself.Copy !req
153. Not my forte.Copy !req
154. What brings you to Springfield?Copy !req
155. Well, George and ICopy !req
156. just wanted to be
private citizens again...Copy !req
157. go where nobody cared
about politics.Copy !req
158. So we found the townCopy !req
159. with the lowest voter
turnout in America.Copy !req
160. Just happy to be here
among good, average peopleCopy !req
161. with no particular
hopes or dreams.Copy !req
162. But, Mr. President,
we're not all good people.Copy !req
163. There's one little boy
you should watch out for.Copy !req
164. He's a bad, bad little boy.Copy !req
165. Now, Todd,
don't scare the President.Copy !req
166. Look at those phonies,
sucking up to Bush.Copy !req
167. I guess you might say he's
barking up the wrong Bush.Copy !req
168. There it is, Homer.Copy !req
169. The cleverest thing you'll
ever say and nobody heard it.Copy !req
170. D'Copy !req
171. Just going to relaxCopy !req
172. with my U.S. News and World
whatnot.Copy !req
173. Good.Copy !req
174. They're roasting the new guy.Copy !req
175. Hello... Mr. Bush!Copy !req
176. George...Copy !req
177. this is a neighborhood
boy, Bart Simpson.Copy !req
178. He came over to say hi.Copy !req
179. Hello.Copy !req
180. Hi! Hey, what's this?Copy !req
181. My electric card shuffler.
Don't go near the...Copy !req
182. Now, I told you.Copy !req
183. Those cards
were from Air Force OneCopy !req
184. and they only give you
so many packs.Copy !req
185. George, boys will be boys.Copy !req
186. Bart's just being friendly.Copy !req
187. Why don't you get off that sofa
and show Bart your photos?Copy !req
188. He'll gunk them all up.Copy !req
189. His hands are probably covered
with mud and cookies.Copy !req
190. Well...Copy !req
191. Probably stole a napkin.Copy !req
192. Who's that, George?Copy !req
193. That's me with
Charlton Heston. He was...Copy !req
194. Who's that, George?Copy !req
195. Now see, you wouldn't know him.Copy !req
196. That's Bob Mosbacher,
He was Secretary of...Copy !req
197. That's a dumb name.
Who's that, George?Copy !req
198. Maybe he thinks Bart
is a dumb name.Copy !req
199. How many times were
you President, George?Copy !req
200. Just once.Copy !req
201. Bar, isn't it time
for dinner yet?Copy !req
202. I'm making rice.
It'll be a while.Copy !req
203. Did your Secret Service goonsCopy !req
204. ever whack anybody, George?Copy !req
205. You know, in my day,Copy !req
206. little boys didn't call their
elders by their first names.Copy !req
207. Yeah, well, welcome
to the 20th century, George.Copy !req
208. I'll kick you right out of
the 20th century, you little...Copy !req
209. Man! I only got one minute
till they stop servingCopy !req
210. those breakfast balls. D'Copy !req
211. Let's see now.Copy !req
212. What do you folks have here?Copy !req
213. A Krusty Burger.Copy !req
214. That doesn't sound
too appetizing.Copy !req
215. What kind of stew
do you have today?Copy !req
216. We don't have stew.Copy !req
217. Sir, why don't you just
have the cheeseburger?Copy !req
218. That's really more
of a weekend thing, Ray.Copy !req
219. Hey, jerk!
Move your fanny!Copy !req
220. That guy is louder
than World War II.Copy !req
221. Ray, go see what
the rhubarb is, will you?Copy !req
222. Sir, could you pop your hood?Copy !req
223. Hey! My taxes paid
for that horn.Copy !req
224. Why, hello, Mrs. Bush.Copy !req
225. Hi, Bart.Copy !req
226. Mr. Bush is
upstairs napping.Copy !req
227. You know, your husband's
awful grumpy.Copy !req
228. That's just his way.Copy !req
229. He really likes you.Copy !req
230. You know, it's time
for him to get upCopy !req
231. and work on his memoirs.Copy !req
232. Why don't you go wake him?Copy !req
233. What? What the...Copy !req
234. Great Scott, don't touch that.Copy !req
235. That's the alpenhorn
Helmut Kohl gave me.Copy !req
236. Where'd you get those pajamas?Copy !req
237. They're presidential pajamas.Copy !req
238. You have to be president,
and you're not president.Copy !req
239. Yes, I am.Copy !req
240. No, you're not! Bar!Copy !req
241. Hey, where's your candy?Copy !req
242. We don't have any.
Now, go away.Copy !req
243. George!Copy !req
244. Older people don't eat
much candy, BartCopy !req
245. but I could bake you
some cookies if you like.Copy !req
246. Can't remember the last time
she made cookies for me.Copy !req
247. - What's that?
- Nothing.Copy !req
248. All right.Copy !req
249. His story checks out.Copy !req
250. Marge, would you love me
more if I were President?Copy !req
251. 'Cause I'll do it
if it'll make you happy.Copy !req
252. Homie, as long as you keepCopy !req
253. the car full of gas, I'm happy.Copy !req
254. Well, she can always
depend on that.Copy !req
255. And since I'd achievedCopy !req
256. all my goals as President
in one termCopy !req
257. there was no need for a second.Copy !req
258. Good memoirs.Copy !req
259. Good, not great.Copy !req
260. Now, let's look
at that old outboard.Copy !req
261. Soup that baby up,
rattle a few windowsCopy !req
262. down in Kennebunkport next May.Copy !req
263. Hello... Mr. Bush!Copy !req
264. What you doing?Copy !req
265. Don't upset the desk there.Copy !req
266. Careful! Don't want
to horse around with...Copy !req
267. Hey, cool! What does this do?Copy !req
268. Now don't you pull that cord,
young man!Copy !req
269. Now look what you did.
Whoops! Hey!Copy !req
270. Bar, my motor's gone loco!Copy !req
271. The birdhouse.Copy !req
272. My prize orchids!Copy !req
273. No!
Not the memoirs.Copy !req
274. Don't even think about it.Copy !req
275. Not gonna happen.Copy !req
276. Whoa, man.Copy !req
277. Whoa, nothing.Copy !req
278. I'm going to do somethingCopy !req
279. your Daddy should
have done a long time ago.Copy !req
280. Now go home and think about
what you've done, young man.Copy !req
281. He spanked you?Copy !req
282. You? Bart Simpson?Copy !req
283. I begged him to stopCopy !req
284. but he said it was
for the good of the nation.Copy !req
285. Big deal.Copy !req
286. When I was a pup,
we got spanked by PresidentsCopy !req
287. till the cows came home.Copy !req
288. Grover Cleveland spanked meCopy !req
289. on two non-consecutive
occasions.Copy !req
290. Grampa, I know in your day,
spanking was commonCopy !req
291. but Homer and I
just don't believeCopy !req
292. in that kind of punishment.Copy !req
293. And that's why your no-good
kids are running wild!Copy !req
294. First, Bush invades
my home turf,Copy !req
295. then he takes my pals,Copy !req
296. then he makes fun
of the way I talk... probably.Copy !req
297. Now he steals my rightCopy !req
298. to raise a disobedient,
smart-alecky son!Copy !req
299. Well, that's it!Copy !req
300. Hey, Bush!Copy !req
301. Get out here!Copy !req
302. Excuse me, sir.
Where are you going?Copy !req
303. I'm going to punch
George Bush in the face.Copy !req
304. Okay. Is he expecting you?Copy !req
305. You owe me an apology.Copy !req
306. Hey, you owe me an apology.Copy !req
307. If you were any kind of a fatherCopy !req
308. you'd have disciplined
that boy a long time ago.Copy !req
309. You want to step back, sir?Copy !req
310. - You're trampling the flowers.
- Ooh!Copy !req
311. Hiding behind your goons, Bush?Copy !req
312. Well, you are a wimp!Copy !req
313. Wimp... am I?Copy !req
314. Agent Johnson?Copy !req
315. Agent Heintz?Copy !req
316. You men, stand down.Copy !req
317. All right, mister.Copy !req
318. You want trouble,
you're going to get trouble.Copy !req
319. I want trouble, all right.Copy !req
320. Then you're going
to get trouble.Copy !req
321. No, you're going to get trouble.Copy !req
322. That's good, that's good
'cause I want trouble.Copy !req
323. Then we're agreedCopy !req
324. there'll be trouble.Copy !req
325. Yeah, lots of trouble.Copy !req
326. - Trouble, it is.
- For you.Copy !req
327. For... D'Copy !req
328. This is gonna be sweet.Copy !req
329. 200 bottle rockets,
and George BushCopy !req
330. doing toe-touches
by an open window.Copy !req
331. If you get one up his butt,Copy !req
332. it's a million points.Copy !req
333. Why don't you justCopy !req
334. say you're sorry, George?Copy !req
335. Because I'm right.Copy !req
336. No.Copy !req
337. I'm going to fix
their wagon good.Copy !req
338. I've pulled some pranks
in my time.Copy !req
339. I don't understand.Copy !req
340. Are you saying you and
Barbara are bad neighbors?Copy !req
341. No, that's not Bar
and me, it's them.Copy !req
342. Who? Maude and me?Copy !req
343. No, the man and his boy.Copy !req
344. You know, the...
the boy is named Bart.Copy !req
345. I don't know the
name of the man.Copy !req
346. Bar, what's the name of the man?Copy !req
347. I'm not getting
involved, George.Copy !req
348. Look, just never mind.Copy !req
349. I thought the bannerCopy !req
350. was pretty straightforwardCopy !req
351. but... guess I'll
just take it down.Copy !req
352. George...Copy !req
353. it's time to get dressed.Copy !req
354. Nuh. I'm not
going outside today,Copy !req
355. not with those neighbors.Copy !req
356. Staying right here till
my speech to the Elks Club.Copy !req
357. Yoo-hoo.Copy !req
358. Who is it?Copy !req
359. It's your sons,
George Bush, Jr. and Jeb Bush.Copy !req
360. Come outside, Dad.Copy !req
361. Good.Copy !req
362. Bar, the boys are out
in the front yard.Copy !req
363. They'll help me think of a planCopy !req
364. to get those Simpsons.Copy !req
365. George, is that all
you ever think about?Copy !req
366. The boys probably just want a
letter of recommendation.Copy !req
367. Boys? Where
you going?Copy !req
368. Okay, son, give him the glue.Copy !req
369. Hey, looking good!Copy !req
370. And that's why I will continueCopy !req
371. to oppose teen alcoholism
in all its forms.Copy !req
372. Now, are there any questions?Copy !req
373. Keeping in mind that I already
explained about my hair.Copy !req
374. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
375. President Bush is
driving on our lawn.Copy !req
376. He must be lost.Copy !req
377. He's not lost.Copy !req
378. Looks like we're experiencingCopy !req
379. some blow-back from
the wig offensive.Copy !req
380. It's time to hit
him where he lives.Copy !req
381. His house?Copy !req
382. Bingo.Copy !req
383. So I thought to myselfCopy !req
384. 'what would God do
in this situation?'Copy !req
385. Locusts...Copy !req
386. They'll drive him nuts.Copy !req
387. It's all in the Bible, son.Copy !req
388. It's the prankster's Bible.Copy !req
389. Can't decide if this'll
be considered feisty or crazy.Copy !req
390. Hey! Hey, what the..?Copy !req
391. If he thinks George Bush
will stay out of the sewerCopy !req
392. he doesn't know George Bush.Copy !req
393. Hey, turkeys, behind you.Copy !req
394. For the last time, Bush,
apologize for spanking my boy.Copy !req
395. Never.Copy !req
396. You make him apologize
for destroying my memoirs.Copy !req
397. You didn't tell me you
destroyed his memoirs.Copy !req
398. Never!Copy !req
399. Yay, Dad!Copy !req
400. I really feel awful
about your lawn, Marge.Copy !req
401. George can be so stubbornCopy !req
402. when he thinks he's right.Copy !req
403. Well, Homer too.
They're so much alike.Copy !req
404. Too bad they got off
on the wrong foot.Copy !req
405. It's just like
the Noriega thing.Copy !req
406. Now, he and George are
the best of friends.Copy !req
407. Here's a little something
we learned in C.I.A.Copy !req
408. Get him, boys.Copy !req
409. Hello?Copy !req
410. Hello?Copy !req
411. I'll ruin you like
a Japanese banquet.Copy !req
412. I'll take your head, and...Copy !req
413. Gorbachev.Copy !req
414. What are you doing here?Copy !req
415. I just dropped by with present
for warming of house.Copy !req
416. Instead, find you
grappling with local oaf.Copy !req
417. Brought some of
your commie friendsCopy !req
418. to help you fight dirty?Copy !req
419. But, Mikhail, he put
a wig on my head,Copy !req
420. my memoirs...Copy !req
421. George...Copy !req
422. this is the last straw.Copy !req
423. You apologize
to Homer right now.Copy !req
424. But, Bar, we can't
show any weaknessCopy !req
425. in front of the Russians.Copy !req
426. George.Copy !req
427. Yes, dear.Copy !req
428. Okay.Copy !req
429. I'm sorry I spanked
your boy, Homer.Copy !req
430. Woo hoo!Copy !req
431. In your face, Bush!Copy !req
432. Now, apologize for the tax hike.Copy !req
433. It's a shame it didn't
work out, MargeCopy !req
434. but George just felt
this neighborhoodCopy !req
435. brought out the worst
in him, and...Copy !req
436. My.Copy !req
437. Well, so long.Copy !req
438. Bye-bye.Copy !req
439. Hi.Copy !req
440. Pleased to meet you.
I just moved in.Copy !req
441. My name is Jerry Ford.Copy !req
442. Former President Gerald Ford?Copy !req
443. Put her there.
I'm Homer Simpson.Copy !req
444. Say, Homer,
do you like football?Copy !req
445. Do I ever?Copy !req
446. Do you like nachos?Copy !req
447. Yes, Mr. Ford.Copy !req
448. Well...Copy !req
449. why don't you come overCopy !req
450. and watch the game
and we'll have nachosCopy !req
451. and then, some beer.Copy !req
452. Oohh..Copy !req
453. Jerry, I think you and ICopy !req
454. are going to get along just...Copy !req
455. - D'
- D'Copy !req
456. Shh.Copy !req
457. ROUNDABOUT ENTERTAINMENT INC.Copy !req