The Simpsons 4x9

Directed by Jim Reardon

Linda Ronstadt as herself (voice) • Adam West as himself (voice) • Linda Ronstadt as Linda Ronstadt (voice) • Adam West as Adam West (voice) • Phil Hartman as Troy McClure (voice)

Homer and Barney become competitors in the snow-plowing business.

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1. D'OH!

2. LIVE FROM HAWAII'S BEAUTIFUL MOLOKAI ISLAND.

3. WE'RE NOT JUST FOR LEPERS ANYMORE.

4. IT'S CARNIVAL OF THE STARS.

5. I'M YOUR HOST, TROY McCLURE.

6. FROM SUCH FILMS AS...

7. OF HERCULES...

8. AND DIAL "M" FOR MURDEROUSNESS.

9. TONIGHT WE'LL SEE WALK ON HOT COALS.

10. EXCITEMENT, SHE WROTE.

11. ABUSE THEIR BODY THAT WAY?

12. MOE, DON'T THROW OUT THAT BRINE.

13. BUT FIRST, WITH PERCODAN ADDICTION...

14. KRUSTY THE CLOWN!

15. I'LL BE PLAYED BY JIMMY SMITS.

16. THREE SIBERIAN TIGERS.

17. SIMBA, ON THE BALL.

18. AAAH!

19. NOT THE FACE! AH, THEY'LL BE CHEWING ON HIM FOR A WHILE.

20. ¡AY, AY, AY! ¡LA POLICÍA!

21. HEY, HOMER. PHONE CALL.

22. HI, HOMIE. IT'S REALLY STARTING TO SNOW. I THINK YOU SHOULD COME HOME.

23. BUT, MARGE, ALAN THICKE AT RICARDO MONTALBAN.

24. OW. SORRY, RICARDO.

25. TAKE IT EASY, FOLKS. IT'S "SNOW" PICNIC OUT THERE.

26. I "SNOW" WHAT YOU MEAN.

27. YOU'RE DEADWEIGHT, MARTY.

28. D'OH!

29. WELL, I GOT HIM AS GOOD AS HE GOT ME.

30. D'OH!

31. NOW, BEFORE I GIVE YOU THE CHECK, ONE MORE QUESTION.

32. UH, THIS PLACE, MOE'S, THE ACCIDENT,

33. THIS IS A BUSINESS OF SOME KIND?

34. DON'T TELL HIM YOU WERE AT A BAR.

35. BUT WHAT ELSE IS OPEN AT NIGHT?

36. IT'S A PORNOGRAPHY STORE. I WAS BUYING PORNOGRAPHY.

37. HEH-HEH-HEH. I WOULD'VE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT.

38. 'FRAID OLD ZEKE, HE RIDES UP HERE WITH ME.

39. CAN'T TRUST A PIG WITH WATERMELONS, YOU KNOW.

40. SHE'LL GO 300 HECTARES OF KEROSENE.

41. IS THIS CAR FROM?

42. IT NO LONGER EXISTS, AND YOU'LL AGREE—

43. PUT IT IN "H."

44. KIDS, IF WE BUY A NEW CAR, WE GET OUR PARKING VALIDATED FOR FREE.

45. THE CAR?

46. OH, YOU.

47. - DO YOU COME WITH THE CAR? - OH, YOU.

48. BART! THAT CAR BELONGED TO BONNIE AND CLYDE. SHOW A LITTLE RESPECT.

49. MM-HMM.

50. OVER 1,000 CARS A YEAR.

51. HEY, WAIT, THAT'S NOT A DUMMY.

52. THIS EXHIBIT IS CLOSED.

53. THE BATMOBILE.

54. ADAM WEST!

55. HEY, KIDS. BATMAN.

56. DAD, THAT'S NOT THE REAL BATMAN.

57. OF COURSE I'M BATMAN.

58. SEE, HERE'S A PICTURE OF ME WITH ROBIN. WHO THE HELL'S ROBIN?

59. OH, I GUESS YOU'RE THE NEW BATMAN MOVIES.

60. MICHELLE PFEIFFER. HA.

61. IS JULIE NEWMAR, LEE MERIWETHER OR EARTHA KITT.

62. AND I DIDN'T NEED MOLDED PLASTIC TO IMPROVE MY PHYSIQUE.

63. PURE WEST.

64. DOESN'T DANCE ANYMORE?

65. REMEMBER THE BATUSI?

66. NICE MEETIN' YA. JUST KEEP MOVING. DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT.

67. OOH. WOW!

68. WITH THAT PLOW.

69. HOMER, I'VE GOT TO SNEAK OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE,

70. BUT I CAN'T GET OUT OF THESE PROTESTERS.

71. MR. PRESIDENT, GET A DOSE OF REALITY.

72. AH, I CAN'T AFFORD IT.

73. PALLY, THIS DOESN'T COST MONEY. IT MAKES MONEY.

74. ON THE SIDE.

75. WELL, I REALLY SHOULD DISCUSS THIS WITH MY WIFE.

76. YOUR WIFE?

77. WHAT, YOU THINK I'M GONNA BUY A $20,000 TRUCK JUST BECAUSE YOU MAKE THAT NOISE?

78. I'LL TAKE IT!

79. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BOUGHT THAT PLOW. WE CAN'T AFFORD IT.

80. IF YOU'RE GONNA I DO SOMETHING STUPID,

81. THEN I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO STOP DOING STUPID THINGS.

82. - GOOD. - FINE. I'LL NEVER EVER DO ANOTHER STUPID THING.

83. GOOD NIGHT.

84. OH, HOMIE. DIDN'T THAT HURT? NO.

85. MARGE DIDN'T RECKON WITH THESE FLYERS...

86. AND THIS FLASHY JACKET.

87. OH! FORGET IT, HOMER.

88. PEOPLE DON'T READ THESE THINGS. WATCH.

89. TWENTY PERCENT OFF AT LULLABUYS.

90. JUST TELL 'EM BIG BABY SENT YOU.

91. I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME. I'M TALKIN' TO YOU.

92. YOU SICKEN ME.

93. JUST CAN'T GET A BREAK.

94. WELL, AT LEAST I CAN'T SINK ANY LOWER.

95. COME BACK, DIAPER. COME BACK.

96. HI, MA.

97. HOMER SIMPSON.

98. DEAR LORD, IN YOUR INFINITE WISDOM,

99. IS KLONDIKE 5-3226.

100. HOMER, THIS IS REALLY LOW.

101. NOT AS LOW AS MY LOW, LOW PRICES.

102. OH, I'M GONNA LOSE MY PLOW.

103. DAD, HAVE YOU CONSIDERED ON CHANNEL 92?

104. - CHECK IT OUT. - ARR!

105. ON THREE COMPACT DISCS.

106. ACT NOW AND GET A BONUS C.D.

107. HORNPIPE FEVER. ARR!

108. HMM.

109. ALMOST TIME FOR OUR COMMERCIAL. DAD, WHO'S WATCHING TV AT 3:17 A.M.?

110. ALCOHOLICS, THE UNEMPLOYABLE, ANGRY LONERS.

111. LOOK! THERE WE ARE!

112. IT MAY BE ON A LOUSY CHANNEL, BUT THE SIMPSONS ARE ON TV.

113. OUR DRIVEWAY'S SNOWED IN.

114. OLD MAN WINTER!

115. THAT'S RIGHT. WITH ICE AND SNOW.

116. DO ABOUT IT?

117. NOTHIN'. THAT'S WHAT.

118. STOP!

119. MR. PLOW!

120. GET OUT, YOU LOUSY... SEASON.

121. ALL RIGHT. I'M GOING.

122. MY HEAD HURTS. FOR A WHILE.

123. YEA!

124. HELLO, I'M MR. PLOW.

125. BY SNOWBLOWERS...

126. THAT COME WITH SHOVELING SNOW?

127. - UH-HUH. - THEN CALL KLONDIKE 5-3226.

128. A FREE T-SHIRT.

129. HE COULD STILL SURPRISE YA.

130. BUT I'M A REAL TIGHTWAD. THIS REMARKABLE SYSTEM?

131. ABSOLUTELY. MY PRICES ARE SO LOW, YOU'LL THINK I'VE SUFFERED BRAIN DAMAGE.

132. AND LICENSED BY THE CITY, AREN'T YOU, MR. PLOW?

133. SHUT UP, BOY.

134. SO, REMEMBER—

135. WELL, JOHN Q. DRIVEWAY HAS OUR NUMBER.

136. NOW WE PLAY THE WAITING GAME.

137. AH, THE WAITING GAME SUCKS. LET'S PLAY HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS.

138. OH, THANK YOU, MR. PLOW. NOW MY STORE CAN REMAIN OPEN.

139. LET'S DO IT.

140. WE'RE NOT PRISONERS ANYMORE. WE'RE FREE!

141. WE CAN GO ANYWHERE WE WANT.

142. I'M COLD AND FRIGHTENED.

143. HMM. HMM.

144. HMM.

145. I'M AFRAID CLASSES MAY BE CANCELED TODAY.

146. LOOK!

147. WE WON'T MISS THANKS TO YOUR FATHER.

148. SAY YOUR PRAYERS, PLOW BOY!

149. MR. PLOW, FOR MAKING IT POSSIBLE THEY'RE GOING...

150. TRANSPORTATION OR CARPOOLING,

151. I GIVE YOU THE KEY TO THE CITY.

152. HERE YOU GO, MR. PLOW.

153. A BEER ON THE HOUSE. WOW, MOE!

154. YOU DIDN'T EVEN FREED IRANIAN HOSTAGES.

155. AH, THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

156. BUT HOMER IS A REAL HERO.

157. I WISH I WAS A HERO.

158. WELL, WISHING WON'T MAKE IT SO.

159. YOU GOTTA PULL UP YOUR DIAPER, GET OUT THERE...

160. YOU CAN BE.

161. HERE I COME, WORLD!

162. HE'LL DO, MOE? I THINK HE'LL DO JUST FINE.

163. BUYING THAT TRUCK.

164. I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU,

165. MR. PLOW.

166. THIS MIGHT SOUND SILLY, BUT JUST FOR A CHANGE,

167. CUTTING MY NAILS? BRUSHING MY TEETH?

168. NO, NO.

169. THE MR. PLOW JACKET?

170. JUST, UH, FOR FUN.

171. OH.

172. AH, WHITE GOLD.

173. HIYA, HOMER.

174. SAY HELLO TO THE PLOW KING.

175. BARNEY, YOU STOLE MY IDEA.

176. DON'T WORRY, HOMER. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH A LITTLE HEALTHY COMPETITION.

177. WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T MR. PLOW.

178. HEY, PLOW KING, SAVE SOME FOR ME.

179. WOW! LINDA RONSTADT!

180. LINDA RONSTADT? HOW'D YOU GET HER?

181. AH, WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A WHILE.

182. HOW COULD YOU, BARNEY? AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU.

183. "LACHRYMOSE IS TO DYSPEPTIC AS EBULLIENT IS TO—"

184. EFFERVESCENT. ALL RIGHT!

185. HARVARD, HERE I COME. PSST, BARNEY.

186. MY DAD'S ASLEEP. WANT A BEER? I DON'T KNOW. THE S.A.T.'s ARE TOMORROW.

187. I'VE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YOU. MELLOW OUT, MAN.

188. HMM? HMM? ALL RIGHT. JUST ONE—

189. IF IT'LL GET YOU OFF MY BACK.

190. HEY! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?

191. THANK YOU, PLOW KINGALY-DING.

192. FLANDERS, I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR PLOWMAN.

193. UH, HOMER, WHY DON'T YOU PLOW IT AGAIN?

194. FORGET IT, PAL. I DON'T NEED YOUR PHONY-BALONEY JOB.

195. I'LL TAKE YOUR MONEY, BUT I'M NOT GONNA PLOW YOUR DRIVEWAY.

196. MR. WEST, YOU SAID THERE WAS A JOB FOR ME.

197. THERE WAS. 45 MINUTES AGO.

198. SO LONG, SUPERMAN. IS SAFE WITH ME.

199. RING, DAMN YOU. RING.

200. MR. PLOW. THAT NAME AGAIN IS MR. PLOW.

201. HELLO, I'M CALLING AT KUMATSU MOTORS.

202. OH, YOU WANT THE MR. PLOW WHO PLOWS DRIVEWAYS.

203. THIS IS TONY PLOW. YOU KNOW, FROM LEAVE IT TO BEAVER.

204. YEAH. THEY WERE GAY.

205. OH, WHAT AM I GONNA DO? DO A NEW AD,

206. ONE THAT'S FRESH AND ORIGINAL.

207. I KNOW. I'LL DO A RAP.

208. STOP IT RIGHT NOW. PROMISE YOU'LL NEVER DO THAT AGAIN.

209. ALL RIGHT.

210. MR. SIMPSON, I GUARANTEE YOU...

211. WE'LL COME UP WITH A COMMERCIAL THAT CAN SAVE YOUR BUSINESS.

212. VOICES YAMMER BACK AND FORTH?

213. I INVENTED THOSE. OW!

214. HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.

215. DAD, WAS THAT YOUR COMMERCIAL?

216. I DON'T KNOW.

217. THE TORCH HAS BEEN PASSED...

218. TO A NEW GENERATION OF, UH,

219. SNOWPLOW PEOPLE.

220. COME ON. GIVE ME THE KEY.

221. - THESE LOOK LIKE TEETH MARKS. CHOCOLATE INSIDE.

222. WELL, WHY WAS IT WRAPPED IN FOIL? IT WAS NEVER WRAPPED IN FOIL.

223. IS SPRINGFIELD'S FORBIDDING WIDOW'S PEAK.

224. IS ON THE SCENE.

225. EVERYTHING'S SNOWED IN. ALL I CAN SEE IS WHITE.

226. ARNIE, PLEASE. THE SKI CONDITIONS.

227. MAYDAY, MAYDAY. I THINK I'M FLYING INTO A MOUNTAIN.

228. THAT'S GREAT, ARNIE.

229. HMM.

230. HELLO. PLOW KING?

231. FORBIDDING WIDOW'S PEAK.

232. I DON'T KNOW. I'D BE UP THERE ALL DAY.

233. I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO PLOW ANY OTHER DRIVEWAYS.

234. THERE'S A $10,000 BILL IN IT FOR YOU.

235. OH, YEAH? WHICH PRESIDENT'S ON IT?

236. UH, ALL OF THEM.

237. THEY'RE HAVING A PARTY. JIMMY CARTER'S PASSED OUT ON THE COUCH.

238. WOW! I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

239. BARNEY, I'D LIKE TO PUT ON MY NEXT ALBUM.

240. YEAH, YOU DO THAT.

241. WELL, I GUESS YOU CAN PLOW MY DRIVEWAY.

242. TO THE PLOW KING.

243. WELL, I GUESS HE JUST DOESN'T RESPECT HIS CUSTOMERS.

244. OH, COULD YOU MAKE SURE NOT TO SCRAPE MY ASPHALT.

245. KISS MY ASPHALT.

246. SO I SAYS, "KISS MY ASPHALT."

247. HMM? HMM?

248. SPRINGFIELD'S BELOVED PLOW KING... IS TRAPPED.

249. BARNEY GUMBLE, SHOWN HERE DONATING...

250. $50,000 TO THE SHELBYVILLE DANCE THEATER,

251. ON WIDOW'S PEAK EARLIER TODAY.

252. THE UPCOMING FOX SPECIAL,

253. IN SEARCH OF BIGFOOT.

254. HOLD IT, BOB. WE CAN SEE YOUR WRISTWATCH.

255. OH, DAMN IT. HEY, WHAT'S THAT?

256. AAAH!

257. THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. I'VE GOTTA SAVE HIM.

258. HOMIE, PLEASE, DON'T GO.

259. HEY, THIS OLD GIRL'S AS A MOUNTAIN GOAT.

260. D'OH!

261. OH!

262. EASY. EASY.

263. AH, DYING'S NOT SO BAD.

264. I'LL BE REUNITED

265. I NEVER WATERED.

266. BARNEY!

267. HOMER, YOU SAVED MY LIFE, AND I'M NOT GONNA FORGET IT.

268. FROM NOW ON, WE'LL BE PARTNERS.

269. BARNEY, THAT'S GREAT. WORK TOGETHER,

270. CAN STOP THEM.

271. OH, NO?

272. THE SNOW'S MELTED.

273. WE CAN GO OUTSIDE AGAIN.

274. I DON'T LIKE THE LOOKS OF THOSE TEENAGERS.

275. THE DREADED GREENHOUSE EFFECT?

276. WELL, IF 70° DAYS IN THE MIDDLE OF CAR POLLUTION,

277. YOU'LL FORGIVE ME IF I KEEP MY OLD PONTIAC.

278. Y'ELLO.

279. HELLO. THIS IS THE REPO DEPOT.

280. I'M JUST CALLING TO DISTRACT YOU WHILE WE REPOSSESS YOUR PLOW.

281. OH, YEAH?

282. - OH. - OH, NOW, HOMIE, YOU HAVE YOUR HEALTH,

283. YOUR BEST FRIEND BACK...

284. CERTAIN SPECIAL SOMETHING.

285. MM-HMM.

286. FOR FLURRIES OF PASSION,

287. OF GETTIN' IT ON.

288. SHH!