The Simpsons 4x8

Pamela Reed as Ruth Powers (voice) • Sara Gilbert as Laura Powers (voice) • Phil Hartman as Lionel Hutz (voice)

Bart has a crush on his new neighbor, a teenage girl who only has eyes for Jimbo Jones. Bart sets out to prove that Jimbo is not as tough as he seems.

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1. D'OH!

2. OKAY, RON,

3. "HE LOOKED SO SEXY, I HOPED WE WOULD HAVE SEX"?

4. WELL, THAT'S A TOUGH ONE, 'CAUSE I DID THE DEED WITH UTA, CANDY AND SHASTA.

5. IT'S TRUE, ALL RIGHT!

6. BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO WITH SHASTA,

7. 'CAUSE SHE LIKED MAKIN' BACON ON THE BEACH.

8. OOH. ME TOO.

9. AHHH, BACON.

10. MR. SIMPSON, MY HUSBAND AND I HAVE DECIDED TO MOVE.

11. IN FLORIDA, EH?

12. YES. WELL, THERE'S TO HELP US SELL OUR HOME.

13. FIRST, WHENEVER YOU WALK IN FRONT OF YOUR WINDOW,

14. WEAR PANTS? MMM, NO.

15. SECOND, COULD YOU PLEASE TAKE IN YOUR JACK-O'-LANTERNS...

16. FROM PAST HALLOWEENS?

17. - MMM, NO. - AND PLEASE COVER YOUR GARBAGE. IT'S ATTRACTING WILDLIFE.

18. WHA— HEY, MOOSE! SHOO!

19. YEAH, I'M TALKIN' TO YOU! GET OFF MY LAWN, NOW!

20. HELLO. WHAT'S THIS?

21. WIRE HANGERS. EXPIRED MEDICINE. OLD NEWSPAPERS!

22. OKAY, HOMER, STAY CALM. INSIDE YOUR HOUSE.

23. HOMER, YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!

24. THAT MEDICINE'S NOT FOR YOU. COME ON, MARGE.

25. MAYBE I'M NOT GETTING ENOUGH... ESTROGEN.

26. GIVE ME THAT. AHOY, MATEYS.

27. HAD YOUR FILL OF TACOS?

28. THAN ANOTHER BURGER?

29. AT THE FRYING DUTCHMAN.

30. YE BE NEEDING? OKAY.

31. THE FRYING DUTCHMAN.

32. AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN. MARGE, WE'RE GOING TO THAT RESTAURANT.

33. BUT I THINK I'M ALLERGIC TO SEAFOOD.

34. THE LAST TIME I ATE SHRIMP, MY THROAT CLOSED UP, AND I WENT INTO CONVULSIONS.

35. MMM, SHRIMP.

36. NOW, I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT HAGGLING OR BARGAINING,

37. SO WHY DON'T WE JUST AGREE THE WINFIELDS WANT?

38. THAT COULD WORK.

39. - WHAT WAS THAT? - SIGH.

40. HMM? THERE YOU ARE!

41. GET AWAY, HUH?

42. GOOD-BYE.

43. I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD BE DOWN HERE.

44. NERVOUS, LISE? I DON'T BLAME YOU.

45. HID THEIR MUTATED SON.

46. BART, THE WINFIELDS DIDN'T HAVE A SON.

47. SEE THAT SOCK OVER THERE? IT WAS HIS ONLY FRIEND.

48. HELLO, LISA. HERE IN THE DARK, YOU WON'T NEED THOSE EYES.

49. LET ME HAVE THEM. BART, THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

50. THE MONSTER...

51. IS STILL... HERE!

52. FRIEND. FRIEND!

53. HEY, KID, WAKE UP.

54. WHO ARE YOU? I'M LAURA, YOUR NEW NEIGHBOR.

55. YOU ALL RIGHT?

56. SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. SAY SOMETHING CLEVER.

57. I FELL ON MY BOTTOM.

58. D'OH!

59. OH, NOT AGAIN!

60. MY MOTHER'S INSIDE, MRS. SIMPSON. PLEASE GO RIGHT ON IN.

61. OH, YOU SPEAK SO POLITELY TO ADULTS.

62. WAS PAINFULLY STRICT, MA'AM.

63. THAT'S SWEET.

64. AND, FINALLY, MOE'S TAVERN HAS CONTRIBUTED A COUPON...

65. "WELCOME TO SPRINGFIELD."

66. THANK YOU. THIS IS ALL SO NICE.

67. ABOUT MOVING TO SPRINGFIELD,

68. THAT TIME COVER STORY, "AMERICA'S WORST CITY."

69. IN THAT PHOTO. OH.

70. AND THIS IS, UH, FOR THE MAN OF THE HOUSE,

71. WHICH I GUESS...

72. IS YOU.

73. I GUESS I SHOULD EXPLAIN. LAURA'S FATHER AND I DIVORCED TWO YEARS AGO.

74. THEY'RE SO SWEET WHEN YOU MARRY THEM.

75. - BUT SOON, IT'S JUST CAREER, CAREER, CAREER. - MY HAMMOCK!

76. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? MINE! DON'T LOOK THAT WAY!

77. I BET YOU DON'T KNOW THIS ONE. HOW'D YOU LIKE A HERTZ DONUT?

78. HURTS, DON'T IT?

79. RIGHT. DO YOU KNOW WHAT A WET WILLIE IS?

80. - IS IT THIS? - HEY, BABY!

81. HOW ABOUT PUTTIN' YOUR FINGER IN MY EAR?

82. WELL, I DON'T KNOW. LIKE THE JEALOUS TYPE.

83. HEY, WHAT THE— THAT CHICK'S MESSIN' WITH OUR MINDS.

84. - LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. - NOW, WHERE WERE WE?

85. OH, YEAH. I WAS GONNA TELL YOUR FORTUNE. HUH?

86. OH, MAN. YOU'RE GONNA BE RICH! WHOA!

87. THERE'S YOUR MANSION. THERE'S THE TENNIS COURT.

88. AND THERE'S THE SWIMMING POOL.

89. SEE YOU LATER, BART.

90. I'LL NEVER WASH THIS HAND AGAIN.

91. DAD, MAKE BART WASH HIS HAND.

92. SORRY, LISE. I NO LONGER CONTROL THE HAND.

93. - THE HAND CONTROLS ME! - DAD!

94. SHUT UP, YOU LITTLE MONSTERS!

95. HELLO, I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'D LIKE TO BABYSIT MY LITTLE ANGELS.

96. SORRY, THIS ISN'T ABBIE. THIS IS HER SISTER.

97. I LOOK AFTER HER NOW.

98. NO, BART, PUT IT DOWN. PUT IT DOWN, BART.

99. BART, PUT IT DOWN.

100. OH! NO ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT SEAFOOD.

101. FOR NOTHING.

102. NOTHING! MAYBE LAURA COULD WATCH US.

103. OH, I GET IT. "BART, THE BABYSITTER'S HERE."

104. "LET ME TUCK YOU IN."

105. SILENCE!

106. HUH?

107. MAYBE IT'S TIME I WASH MY HAND.

108. I'LL SEND LAURA OVER TO BABYSIT AS SOON AS SHE GETS HOME.

109. GREAT. OH, UH, AND THERE WAS SOMETHING ELSE.

110. - MY DIVORCE.

111. THAT'S IT! WHOO-HOO!

112. I'M GLAD ONE OF US REMEMBERED. EMBARRASSING.

113. WELL, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, AND THE ANSWER IS YES.

114. AS SOON AS YOU CAN ARRANGE IT.

115. AFTER ALL, HOMER, I DO HAVE THE NORMAL APPETITES.

116. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

117. WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT FOOD.

118. - I'M NOT. - RIGHT. ME NEITHER.

119. - WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SEX, RIGHT? - RIGHT.

120. I HEAR YOU LOUD AND CLEAR.

121. BART, ARE YOU TAKING A BATH? YES, I AM.

122. AROUND HERE FOR A CHANGE.

123. THIS WOULDN'T HAVE COMING OVER, WOULD IT?

124. HEY, SOMETIMES A GUY TO LOOK ITS YELLOWEST.

125. WHY, LAURA. WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE.

126. CUTE. FOR DINNER?

127. I DON'T CARE. ASK HEF OVER THERE.

128. LADY'S CHOICE.

129. YOU WANT TO FAIL!

130. SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP!

131. WAS STATIONED IN "VANDIHAR."

132. TAKE YOUR KAFTA B'SOUNIEH AND DIP IT IN THE LABNEH.

133. NOW, THAT IS GOOD LABNEH.

134. I'M SORRY, MA'AM, HAS FISH IN IT.

135. WHAT ABOUT THE BREAD? DOES THAT HAVE MUCH FISH IN IT?

136. - YES. - WELL, I HAVE SOME

137. EXCELLENT CHOICE. AND FOR THE GENTLEMAN?

138. - ALL YOU CAN EAT! ALL YOU CAN EAT! - ALL RIGHT.

139. WHEN YOU'RE READY,

140. PLEASE, DON'T TAKE THE STEAM TRAY! SIR!

141. COME ON, BART. IF I CAN TEACH MAGGIE TO WALTZ, I CAN TEACH YOU.

142. JUST FOLLOW ME. PUT YOUR HAND ON MY HIP.

143. OKAY.

144. WEDGIE! WHOA!

145. AND TWO PLASTIC LOBSTERS!

146. 'TIS NO MAN. 'TIS A REMORSELESS EATING MACHINE. ARR!

147. SIX BELLS. TIME FOR CLOSIN'. CAN'T TALK. EATING.

148. FAIRLY WARNED BE THEE, SAYS I.

149. HUH? HEY!

150. HEY!

151. HEY!

152. BUT THE SIGN SAID, "ALL YOU CAN EAT."

153. I'M GONNA FIGHT THIS THING.

154. OH, PLEASE DON'T. FOR ME?

155. SORRY, MARGE. THIS IS MY QUEST.

156. I'M LIKE THAT GUY, THAT SPANISH GUY.

157. YOU KNOW, HE FOUGHT THE WINDMILLS. DON QUIXOTE?

158. NO, THAT'S NOT IT. WHAT'S HIS NAME? "THE MAN OF LA MANCHA."

159. DON QUIXOTE. NO!

160. THE CHARACTER'S NAME— DON QUIXOTE.

161. FINE. I'LL LOOK IT UP.

162. WELL, WHO WAS IT?

163. NEVER MIND. MM-HMM.

164. OH, NO! THE CONSERVATIVE JUDGE!

165. PLEAD INSANITY! PLEAD INSANITY!

166. IT'S NOT WORKING! ALL RIGHT. HIT THE "CHANGE OF VENUE" BUTTON. NOW!

167. OH, NO. YOU'RE IN TEXAS!

168. YEE-HAW!

169. IF I'D HIT THE "REMORSE" BUTTON ONE MORE TIME, I WOULD HAVE MADE IT.

170. AH, BART, I GOTTA GO. SEE YOU AROUND.

171. YOU LIKE THIS GIRL, YES? HOW DID YOU KNOW?

172. AND VIDEO CAMERAS...

173. WHO IS ABOUT TO SHOOT ME.

174. "ALL YOU CAN EAT." HA!

175. MR. SIMPSON, OF FRAUDULENT ADVERTISING...

176. THE NEVERENDING STORY.

177. SO, DO YOU THINK I HAVE A CASE?

178. HOMER, I DON'T USE THE WORD "HERO" VERY OFTEN.

179. IN AMERICAN HISTORY.

180. WHOO-HOO!

181. I'M HERE TO SEE MY GRAMPA. HERE I AM, SONNY.

182. YOU'RE NOT MY GRANDPA. AH, COME ON. GIVE ME A CHANCE.

183. HEY, CAN YOUR GRANDFATHER DO THIS?

184. OH! BART!

185. AW, YOU REMEMBERED MY BIRTHDAY.

186. HUH?

187. OH. I SURE DID.

188. HERE'S A BUS SCHEDULE. WOW!

189. FITS RIGHT IN MY POCKET.

190. GRAMPA, I NEED SOME ADVICE.

191. ON AN OLDER WOMAN?

192. ON THE OLDEST WOMAN.

193. 120 YEARS OLD, SHE WAS.

194. HERE'S A PICTURE OF HER DELIVERING EUBIE BLAKE. WHAT HAPPENED?

195. GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS CROWD.

196. SUDDENLY, SHE DIDN'T HAVE ANY TIME FOR ME. OH!

197. I WORE A 15-POUND BEARD OF BEES FOR THAT WOMAN, BUT IT JUST WASN'T ENOUGH.

198. DAD, I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT WOMEN.

199. UH, CAN'T YOU SEE I'M READIN' THE, UH, CULTURAL CALENDAR?

200. OOH! "MOSTLY MOZART" IS IN TOWN.

201. HOMER, BART'S AT A VERY CURIOUS AGE.

202. AS HIS FATHER, I THINK AND EARTHY DISCUSSION ABOUT...

203. YOU KNOW.

204. BUT, MARGE, I THINK THE SAME WAY I DID.

205. ARE YOU SURE?

206. HMM.

207. ZOOKEEPER! ZOOKEEPER!

208. ARE KILLING EACH OTHER!

209. THEY'RE HAVING SEX. OH?

210. MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US,

211. BETWEEN A BOY AND HIS FATHER.

212. SON, A WOMAN IS A LOT LIKE, UM,

213. A REFRIGERATOR.

214. THEY'RE ABOUT SIX FEET TALL, 300 POUNDS.

215. OH, WAIT A MINUTE. ACTUALLY, A WOMAN IS MORE LIKE A BEER.

216. THEY SMELL GOOD. THEY LOOK GOOD.

217. YOU'D STEP OVER YOUR OWN MOTHER JUST TO GET ONE!

218. BUT YOU CAN'T STOP AT ONE. YOU WANNA DRINK ANOTHER WOMAN.

219. SO I SAYS, "YEAH, IF YOU WANT THAT MONEY, COME AND FIND IT,

220. "'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS, YOU BOLOGNA.

221. YOU MAKE ME WANNA RETCH."

222. HOW CAN I GET HER TO NOTICE ME?

223. MEET ME AT THE TREE HOUSE, BART. AND COME ALONE.

224. THANKS FOR COMING. I PLEASE TO AIM.

225. I'M SO HAPPY. I JUST HAD TO TELL SOMEONE.

226. I HAVE A BOYFRIEND.

227. YOU WON'T BE NEEDING THIS.

228. A BOYFRIEND?

229. YOU'D LIKE HIM, BART. HIS NAME'S JIMBO.

230. JIMBO JONES?

231. UH, YOU'VE BEEN FLUSHING FOR 20 MINUTES.

232. - IS THERE A PROBLEM? - UH, NO, PRINCIPAL SKINNER.

233. VERY WELL. I'LL CONTINUE TO WAIT.

234. THAT GUY?

235. I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE 'CAUSE HE'S AN OUTLAW.

236. FOUND BEHIND THE MAYOR'S HOUSE? JIMBO KILLED HIM?

237. NO, BUT HE POKED HIM WITH A STICK.

238. HEY, LAURA, DR. TONGUE HAS ARRIVED.

239. THAT'S HIM, BART!

240. WHO'S THE DORK? LEAVE HIM ALONE. HE'S JUST A KID.

241. JUST A KID. JUST A KID.

242. I'LL SHOW THEM WHO'S JUST A KID.

243. BART, IT'S YOUR BEDTIME.

244. I LAID OUT YOUR JAMMY-JAMS.

245. DAD, IF THERE'S A REALLY SPECIAL GIRL,

246. WHO'S BENEATH HER, WHAT SHOULD YOU DO?

247. I MARRIED HER!

248. - HOMER, PLEASE. - I JUST HAD EGGS.

249. YOUR TRUMPED-UP LAWSUIT, DAD.

250. THANKS. THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME.

251. ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS. BEFORE JIMBO GETS HERE.

252. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT HIM? HE'S JUST A GOOD-LOOKIN' REBEL WHO PLAYS BY HIS OWN RULES.

253. 'TWAS A MOONLESS NIGHT, DARK AS PITCH,

254. MORE STOMACH THAN MAN.

255. - HEY! - SO I SAYS TO ME BOSUNS, "BATTEN DOWN THE MIZZENMAST."

256. McCALLISTER, ISN'T IT A FACT...

257. THAT YOU'RE NOT A REAL CAPTAIN?

258. AYE.

259. YOUR HONOR, I WOULD LIKE TO SHOW THE COURT...

260. MR. SIMPSON ATE.

261. BRING IT IN, BOYS!

262. 18,000 LETTERS ALL ADDRESSED TO "SANTA CLAUS."

263. "THE PEOPLE OF SPRINGFIELD VERSUS KRIS KRINGLE."

264. THAT'S NEXT DOOR. OH.

265. MRS. SIMPSON, ISN'T IT TRUE...

266. A 10-POUND BAG OF FLOUR...

267. WAS AVAILABLE?

268. YES, BUT IT WAS— YOUR WITNESS.

269. UH, THERE'S A PIZZA RIGHT HERE.

270. MRS. SIMPSON, AND YOUR HUSBAND DO...

271. FROM THE RESTAURANT?

272. WENT STRAIGHT HOME.

273. MRS. SIMPSON, YOU'RE UNDER OATH.

274. UNTIL 3:00 A.M.,

275. ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT FISH RESTAURANT.

276. AND WHEN YOU COULDN'T FIND ONE?

277. WE WENT FISHING.

278. THE ACTIONS OF A MAN...

279. WHO HAD "ALL HE COULD EAT"?

280. NO! THAT COULD'VE BEEN ME!

281. HOMER, I'VE A PROPOSITION FOR YE, FAIR AND TRUE.

282. COME ON, MARGE. YOUR PRETTY FACE.

283. COME SEE "BOTTOMLESS PETE," NATURE'S CRUELEST MISTAKE.

284. COME FOR THE FREAK, STAY FOR THE FOOD.

285. OH, HE'S HIDEOUS! A GORILLA.

286. HEY, BABY, MY SHIRT'S CHAFIN' ME.

287. MIND IF I TAKE IT OFF? WELL, OKAY.

288. I GOTTA DO SOMETHING! HMM.

289. BUT IT SAYS, "GOOD FOR ONE FREE BEER AT MOE'S."

290. THIS IS MOE'S TAVERN, ISN'T IT?

291. NO, THIS IS... BO'S CAVERN.

292. GIVE ME MY BEER.

293. STUPID WELCOME MOBILE. I KNEW IT WOULD RUIN ME!

294. YEAH, JUST A SEC. I'LL CHECK.

295. UH, AMANDA HUGGENKISS!

296. HEY, I'M LOOKING FOR AMANDA HUGGENKISS!

297. WHY CAN'T I FIND AMANDA HUGGENKISS?

298. ARE TOO HIGH.

299. YOU LITTLE S.O.B.!

300. IF I EVER FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE, I'M GONNA SHOVE A SAUSAGE DOWN YOUR THROAT...

301. IN YOUR BUTT!

302. MY NAME IS JIMBO JONES, AND I LIVE AT 1094 EVERGREEN TERRACE.

303. AHA! BIG MISTAKE, PAL!

304. HO-HO! I KNEW HE'D SLIP UP SOONER OR LATER.

305. AH, YES. RUSTY AND DULL.

306. BARNEY, DON'T STEAL ANY BEER WHILE I'M GONE.

307. DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?

308. IN THIS ASHTRAY.

309. AHH.

310. LET'S SEE. WHERE IS THAT MAP? EVERGREEN TERRACE.

311. THERE IT IS— F-5.

312. I DON'T BELIEVE IT. NOW MY PANTS ARE CHAFIN' ME.

313. ALL RIGHT, WHO'S JIMBO JONES?

314. - I AM. SECOND MISTAKE, BUDDY BOY!

315. PLEASE, DUDE, DON'T HURT ME. OH, MAN.

316. - THAT'S YOUR OUTLAW? - I WASN'T REALLY GONNA KILL YA. I WAS JUST GONNA CUT YA.

317. AH, FORGET IT. OUCH! I BETTER GO CHECK ON BARNEY.

318. UH-OH. MY HEART JUST STOPPED.

319. AH, THERE IT GOES.

320. OW! STUPID WISHING WELL!

321. JIMBO, I DON'T THINK ANYMORE.

322. YOU'RE JUST NOT THE GUY I THOUGHT YOU WERE.

323. CAN I HAVE MY SHIRT BACK?

324. WELL, BART, YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT HIM.

325. AS USUAL, HAS SHOWN US THE WAY.

326. YOU KNOW, IF YOU WERE A BAD TEENAGE MUSTACHE,

327. I'D GO OUT WITH YOU IN A SECOND. WOW.

328. HELLO, I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO MISS TINKLE, FIRST NAME...

329. IVANA.

330. IVANA TINKLE. JUST A SEC.

331. IVANA TINKLE. IVANA TINKLE!

332. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, PUT DOWN YOUR GLASSES.

333. IVANA TINKLE.

334. HAR, HAR, HAR.

335. SHH!