The Simpsons 4x7

Directed by Jeffrey Lynch

Tom Jones as himself (voice) • Marcia Wallace as Edna Krabappel (voice) / Ms. Melon (voice) • Tom Jones as Tom Jones (voice) • Phil Hartman as Lionel Hutz / Troy McClure (voice) • Marcia Wallace as Edna Krabappel (voice)

Mr. Burns is instantly smitten when Marge takes a job at the nuclear power plant.

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1. D'OH!

2. RESIDENT. OCCUPANT. HMM. FREE SAMPLE OF LEMON TIME.

3. OOH, GIVE IT HERE.

4. HOMER, THAT'S DISHWASHING LIQUID!

5. YEAH, BUT WHAT ARE YA GONNA DO?

6. OOH! THEY'RE HAVING FOR SOMEONE AT THE PLANT.

7. I WISH I COULD RETIRE. BOY, THAT'D BE SWEET.

8. HOWDY-DO, NEIGHBOR! GOOD PIPE WEATHER. THOUGHT I'D FIRE UP THE BRIAR.

9. - CAN'T TALK. BUSY. - OKILLY-DOKILLY-DO.

10. HOW SLANTED HE LOOKED?

11. ALL PART OF GOD'S GREAT PLAN.

12. OF OUR HOUSE IS SINKING.

13. HA-HA!

14. "THE HALF-ASSED APPROACH TO FOUNDATION REPAIR."

15. HELLO, I'M TROY McCLURE.

16. INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEOS AS...

17. AND DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE AND SAVE.

18. NOW, OVER THE NEXT SIX HOURS, I'LL BE TAKING YOU THROUGH...

19. THE DO'S AND DO-NOT-DO'S OF FOUNDATION REPAIR.

20. - READY? - READY!

21. FIRST, PATCH THE CRACKS IN COMPOUND AND A PATCHING TROWEL.

22. PATCHING TROWEL, BOY.

23. - HMM. - NOW, DO YOU HAVE EXTRUDED POLYVINYL FOAM INSULATION?

24. NO. GOOD.

25. USING SELF-FURRING SCREWS.

26. - INSTALL.

27. WAIT A MINUTE. YOU'LL NEED CORROSION-RESISTANT METAL STUCCO LATH.

28. - WAIT A MINUTE! - IF YOU CAN'T FIND

29. UH-HUH? STUCCO LATH.

30. OHH! NOW PARGE THE LATH.

31. DID YOU SEE THE BUBBLE? YEAH, I'M AFRAID THE WHOLE WEST SIDE OF YOUR HOUSE IS SINKING.

32. UH, I FIGURE IT'S GONNA COST YOU, OH, 8,500.

33. FORGET IT! YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY FOUNDATION GUY IN TOWN!

34. LET'S SEE. "FOUNDATION REPAIR".

35. AH, HERE WE ARE— D'OH!

36. IN CHARGE.

37. AND NOW, LEANING TOWER OF PISA, AND MOVE OVER.

38. THAT'S NOT ON THE LEVEL!

39. OF THE SLANTY SHANTY.

40. THAT DWELL WITHIN.

41. MEET CUE BALL, THE MAN WITH NO HAIR!

42. HUH?

43. HE'S HIDEOUS!

44. WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.

45. MARGE, IT'LL COST $8,500.

46. WE ONLY HAVE 500 IN THE BANK, AND THAT LEAVES...

47. EIGHTY-HUNDRED WE NEED.

48. - I COULD GET A JOB. - HEY!

49. A JOURNAL OF MY THOUGHTS.

50. MARCH 15th. I WISH I BROUGHT A TV.

51. OH, GOD, HOW I MISS TV.

52. YOUR JOB TOO. AW!

53. IT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL,

54. THE SPRUCE CABOOSE.

55. TO STAY ON THE TRACKS.

56. THEY WERE RIGHT.

57. WE'RE HERE FOR THE RETIREMENT PARTY. FOLLOW THE HEADLESS BRAKEMAN.

58. OW!--

59. RIGHT THIS WAY.

60. TONIGHT, WE'VE ALL COME TO HONOR A CLOSE FRIEND OF OURS.

61. BORING!

62. CORPORATION WITH 45 YEARS OF FAITHFUL SERVICE,

63. - MR. JACK MARLEY. - BORING!

64. MR. BURNS, IF YOU DON'T MIND,

65. I'VE PREPARED FOR JACK'S SPECIAL NIGHT.

66. IF I SAY A FEW WORDS?

67. OH, "ME, ME, ME. I NEED ALL THE ATTENTION...

68. IT'S MY PARTY," EH?

69. PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME RETIRE.

70. THAT KEEPS ME ALIVE.

71. I NEVER MARRIED, AND MY DOG IS DEAD.

72. OH, YES, YOU ARE.

73. YAAH!

74. OF MR. MARLEY,

75. IN SECTOR 7G.

76. - NOW, GET OUT. THE BAR IS CLOSED.

77. FOR THAT JOB.

78. FORGET IT, MARGE. WE ALREADY LIVE TOGETHER.

79. WE SHOULDN'T WORK TOGETHER. AS THE BIBLE SAYS,

80. "THOU SHALT NOT HORN IN ON THY HUSBAND'S... RACKET."

81. SAY "RACKET"?

82. IT'S IN THERE. LOOK, MARGE, WE JUST DON'T NEED THE MONEY THAT BAD.

83. WELL, LISA, I FINISHED MY RÉSUMÉ.

84. UH, I THINK IT NEEDS A LITTLE PADDING.

85. WHAT ARE YOU PUTTING IN THERE? UP, UP, UP. WHEN I'M DONE.

86. CHAUFFEUR. SEAMSTRESS. CURATOR OF LARGE MAMMALS?

87. MARGE, HAVE YOU SEEN MY LUNCH BOX?

88. OH, I SEE.

89. MOM, THEY EXPECT YOU TO LIE A LITTLE.

90. "WORKED FOR THE CARTER ADMINISTRATION"?

91. WELL, YOU VOTED FOR HIM... TWICE!

92. LISA, SHH! SOMEONE MIGHT BE LISTENING.

93. MM-HMM. UH-HUH.

94. OH, I THOUGHT MUDDY WATERS WROTE THAT SONG.

95. THIS RÉSUMÉ IS VERY IMPRESSIVE.

96. WHAT? WELCOME ABOARD.

97. I GUESS MY SWAHILI'S NOT AS GOOD AS YOURS.

98. OH, YEAH. HMM.

99. SORRY, THE POSITION HAS BEEN FILLED.

100. OH, DEAR.

101. MARGE, YOU'RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE.

102. I'M GONNA SEE YOU ALL DAY

103. AND THAT'S GOOD! BUT HERE'S THE BAD PART.

104. UH— UH—

105. OOH! LOOK AT THAT HEADLINE! "CANADA TO HOLD REFERENDUM." SORRY, MARGE. CAN'T TALK NOW.

106. WE NEED THE MONEY, AND MY LIFE IS PRETTY BORING.

107. LAST WEEK SOME JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES CAME TO THE DOOR,

108. AND I WOULDN'T LET THEM LEAVE.

109. TO GET MORE LEMONADE.

110. YEAH, LEMONADE IS GOOD. I THINK IT'S WONDERFUL.

111. AT THE POWER PLANT.

112. YOU'LL BE JUST LIKE MARIE AND PIERRE CURIE. WHAT DID THEY DO?

113. THEY DISCOVERED RADIUM. OF RADIATION POISONING.

114. HMM!

115. IT'S THE CURIES! WE MUST FLEE!

116. COOL.

117. NOW, MARGE,

118. AT THE PLANT, BLAME THE GUY WHO CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH.

119. AH, TIBOR, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU SAVED MY BUTT?

120. MAGGIE, YOUR BABYSITTER'S HERE.

121. WHAT'S THAT MEAN?

122. OH, YOU MUST BE SICK. LET'S SEE.

123. WHAT'S OLD DOC WASHBURN PRESCRIBE?

124. DO YOU HAVE DROPSY? THE GRIPPE?

125. SCROFULA? THE VAPORS? JUNGLE ROT?

126. DANDY FEVER? POOR MAN'S GOUT? HOUSEMAID'S KNEE?

127. CLIMATIC POOPOW? THE STAGGERS? DUM-DUM FEVER?

128. AND THIS IS YOUR OFFICE. THAT IDIOT TIBOR LOST THE KEY,

129. WITH A CREDIT CARD.

130. WELL, HAVE FUN.

131. WHAT DO I DO? MARGE, PLEASE.

132. ACCORDING TO YOUR RÉSUMÉ, YOU INVENTED THIS MACHINE.

133. PUT AWAY YOUR BOOKS, CHILDREN. IT'S TIME FOR YOUR ENGLISH TEST.

134. SICK, ON TEST DAY.

135. WHY? WHY?

136. BART, HAVE YOU EVER READ "THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF"?

137. I'M HALFWAY THROUGH IT! I SWEAR!

138. MARGE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IT'S LUNCHTIME.

139. I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE. I HAVE TO FINISH THIS PAPERWORK.

140. MARGE, MARGE, MARGE,

141. LET'S FILE THIS UNDER "R"...

142. FOR ARRIVEDERCI.

143. WHERE DOES IT GO? DON'T WORRY, BABY. THE TUBE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO.

144. GOOD NEWS, BOY. THAT CARRIES LEECHES!

145. WELL, IT WASN'T EXACTLY A PHARMACY. MORE OF A BAIT SHOP.

146. LOOK, GRAMPA, I'M FINE! I REALLY DON'T NEED ANY MORE HOME REMEDIES.

147. ORAL THERMOMETER, MY EYE!

148. THINK WARM THOUGHTS, BOY, 'CAUSE THIS IS MIGHTY COLD.

149. JACKANAPES.

150. LOLLYGAGGERS.

151. NOODLEHEADS!

152. ENCHANTRESS!

153. SHE'S SO CAPTIVATING.

154. SMITHERS, MY HEART'S POUNDING LIKE A JACKHAMMER.

155. I MUST HAVE HER. SMITHERS, ZOOM IN.

156. CLOSER. CLOSER. CLOSER, DAMN IT!

157. OW! TOO CLOSE.

158. HELLO! MR. BURNS!

159. OH, NO NEED FOR ALARM.

160. I LAVISH UPON ALL MY EMPLOYEES.

161. OH, AREN'T YOU NICE.

162. GEE, THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHY MORALE HERE IS SO LOW.

163. I AM THE ANGEL OF DEATH. IS AT HAND.

164. OH, WHO CARES. MARGE, WHAT CAN WE DO?

165. WELL, YOU COULD GIVE THEM HEALTHIER SNACKS,

166. CHILD LABOR DAY?

167. MMM. ACTUALLY, I WAS THINKING OF FUNNY HAT DAY.

168. OH. OOH!

169. SOME TOM JONES MUSIC? THAT ALWAYS CHEERS ME UP.

170. IT'S WORKING! IT'S WORKING!

171. ARE ON THEIR WAY.

172. YOU CAN'T TAKE OUR DOUGHNUTS!

173. YAAH!

174. RIGHT. ANYONE ELSE WANT TO BE A HERO?

175. OOH.

176. MARGE, I'M GIVING YOU A RAISE AND A NEW OFFICE...

177. RIGHT NEXT TO MINE.

178. BUT, SIR, THAT'S MY OFFICE.

179. DON'T WORRY, SMITHERS. I'M PUTTING YOU WHERE THE ACTION IS.

180. SPRINGTIME FRESH, WINTER WHITE.

181. WHAT COULD BE BETTER? OH, MAN,

182. NO-O-O!

183. SO, BART, HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

184. CAN'T COMPLAIN. WELL, THEN, YOU'RE READY FOR YOUR MAKEUP TEST.

185. MY OVARIES!

186. SUCKERS.

187. "THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF"?

188. I GLANCED AT IT.

189. BOY CRIES "WOLF," HAS A FEW LAUGHS. I FORGET HOW IT ENDS.

190. BART, IS THAT LIGHT GREEN?

191. - YEAH. - IT BETTER BE!

192. HEY!

193. HOMIE, WHAT'S WRONG? I'M USED TO SEEING PEOPLE

194. FRIENDS, COWORKERS, TIBOR.

195. IT'D BE MY OWN WIFE.

196. WELL, MAYBE YOU'D GET PROMOTED IF YOU WORKED A LITTLE HARDER.

197. ARE YOU KIDDING? I WORK LIKE A JAPANESE BEAVER.

198. OH, REALLY? I CAME TO SEE YOU THREE TIMES TODAY.

199. OF ELECTRICAL TAPE AROUND.

200. WELL, I WON'T SLEEP A WOMAN WHO THINKS I'M LAZY.

201. I'M GONNA GO RIGHT DOWNSTAIRS, UNFOLD THE COUCH, UNROLL THE

202. EH, GOOD NIGHT.

203. LAST NIGHT, SMITHERS.

204. YOU'RE IN BED, AND THEY FLY IN THROUGH THE WINDOW?

205. YOU'VE BEEN READING MY WISH BOOK, SIR.

206. YES, WELL, SMITHERS,

207. MARGE, ME, AND DO YOU THINK YOU COULD DIG UP AL JOLSON?

208. UH, DO YOU REMEMBER WE DID THAT ONCE BEFORE?

209. OH, THAT'S RIGHT. HE'S DEAD. AND RATHER PUNGENT.

210. SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO FORGET.

211. ALL RIGHT, THEN. BRING ME SO MUCH, TOM JONES.

212. ARE KILLING ME.

213. EY-Y-Y. SIT ON IT.

214. LENNY, '50s DAY IS NEXT WEDNESDAY.

215. I GOTTA GO HOME AND CHANGE!

216. HERE'S YOUR MONEY. YOU KNOW,

217. WAS WATER LEAKAGE.

218. I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA. GET THE HELL OUT!

219. LOOK, I'VE GOT SOME WASHERS IN MY TRUCK. I'LL GIVE YOU ONE.

220. MARGE, GET MY GUN.

221. - TOM JONES? - YES?

222. I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'D AT A PRIVATE PARTY.

223. SORRY, MATE. I DON'T DO PRIVATE PARTIES.

224. WELL, THEN, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD LOOK IN THIS SUITCASE.

225. ALL RIGHT, BUT I DON'T SEE—

226. PLEASANT DREAMS, MR. JONES.

227. BART, TO AVOID THIS TEST, YOU'VE HAD SMALLPOX, THE BENDS,

228. OF RABIES.

229. WELL, I'M NOT SURE I'M OVER IT.

230. SHOVE IT, WITCH.

231. NO MORE EXCUSES!

232. TOURETTE'S SYNDROME.

233. DIGGING INTO MY SKULL.

234. WITH THEM.

235. - GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!

236. TIMBER WOLF.

237. HE WEIGHS 240 POUNDS, THROUGH A PARKING METER.

238. BY LOUD NOISES. "LOUD"?

239. THAT'S OUR SECRET WORD FOR THE DAY!

240. OH, MY GOD! BAAH!

241. YOU'RE AFTER HER EGGS. I ONLY ATE ONE!

242. NICE DOGGIE.

243. "IVANHOE IS THE STORY OF A RUSSIAN FARMER AND HIS TOOL."

244. WOLF! WOLF! WOLF!

245. I'M AFRAID YOU'LL HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT.

246. OW! SORRY. NO SALE.

247. YOU'RE WASTING VALUABLE TEST TIME.

248. MR. BURNS, YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?

249. UH, ACTUALLY, IF YOU WERE FREE...

250. GET-TOGETHER TONIGHT.

251. DINNER, DANCING, AND...

252. MR. TOM JONES.

253. - HELLO, MARGE. - THAT'S IT.

254. BIG SMILE. EVERYBODY'S HAPPY.

255. OH, MY GOODNESS!

256. SO EXCITED!

257. YOU... HAVE A HUSBAND?

258. YES.

259. RUGGED GOOD LOOKS, ABOUT HIS SHOULDERS,

260. LIKE SPUN GOLD!

261. HOMER, MR. BURNS GAVE ME ANOTHER RAISE TODAY.

262. THE SENILE OLD FOOL.

263. YOU'RE FIRED! YOU CAN'T FIRE ME JUST BECAUSE I'M MARRIED.

264. I'M GOING TO SUE THE PANTS OFF YOU.

265. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SUE ME TO GET MY PANTS OFF.

266. HEY, WOLFIE, PUT DOWN THAT HORS D'OEUVRE.

267. IT'S TIME FOR THE MAIN COURSE!

268. BACK TO CLASS, LAD. NOTHIN' TO SEE HERE.

269. HERE'S MY TEST.

270. I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO GRADE THIS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED OUT THERE.

271. THERE WAS NO WOLF. I FAKED THE WHOLE THING.

272. I'M JUST GONNA LIE ON THE FLOOR NOW.

273. - PLEASE DON'T LET ME SWALLOW MY TONGUE.

274. THERE. DOESN'T IT FEEL BETTER TO TELL THE TRUTH?

275. OH, DEAR.

276. ALL RIGHT, NOW, BOY.

277. WE'VE GOT TO RUB BEFORE THE NEXT FULL MOON.

278. DON'T FEEL BAD FOR LOSIN'.

279. AT YOUR MOTHER'S TEAT.

280. WHY, MARGE, BUZZING AROUND YOUR HEAD.

281. YOU'RE A MESS, WOMAN.

282. SO, DO YOU THINK I HAVE A CASE?

283. MRS. SIMPSON, YOU'RE IN LUCK.

284. MY SHATTERED PRACTICE.

285. IN A BELT OF SCOTCH?

286. IT'S 9:30 IN THE MORNING.

287. YEAH, BUT I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN DAYS.

288. LAST CHANCE.

289. OH, YEAH.

290. MR. BURNS, WE'VE GOT WITNESSES, A MILE LONG.

291. YES, WELL, I HAVE 10 HIGH-PRICED LAWYERS.

292. HE LEFT HIS BRIEFCASE. HEY! IT'S FULL OF SHREDDED NEWSPAPERS.

293. WELL, I GUESS THAT'S IT.

294. CAN'T AFFORD JUSTICE.

295. COME ON, HOMIE. LET'S GO BEFORE HE FIRES YOU TOO. NO!

296. MR. BURNS, I'M NOT LEAVING UNTIL YOU SAY YOU'RE SORRY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY WIFE.

297. - YOU LOVE HER TOO. - DAMN RIGHT!

298. HOMER, I WANT YOU THE TIME OF HER LIFE.

299. GOTCHA. MARGE, WE'RE GETTIN' SOME DRIVE-THROUGH; THEN WE'RE DOING IT TWICE.

300. NO, NO, NO. I'VE GOT SPECIAL IN MIND.

301. MWAH! OOH!

302. GET HELP, LUV. CALL INTERPOL, GET ME A HACKSAW, ANYTHING.

303. SHH!