The Simpsons 4x6

Directed by Rich Moore

Marcia Wallace as Edna Krabappel (voice) / Ms. Melon (voice) • Marcia Wallace as Edna Krabappel (voice)

Bart is punished by being barred from the Itchy and Scratchy movie.

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1. D'OH!

2. CAPTAIN'S LOG. STARDATE 6051.

3. HAD TROUBLE SLEEPING LAST NIGHT. MY HIATAL HERNIA IS ACTING UP.

4. THE SHIP IS DRAFTY AND DAMP.

5. I COMPLAIN, BUT NOBODY LISTENS.

6. SO VERY TIRED.

7. IN THEIR LATEST, GREATEST ADVENTURE.

8. CAPTAIN, KLINGONS OFF THE STARBOARD BOW.

9. AGAIN WITH THE KLINGONS! MR. SCOTT, GIVE ME FULL POWER.

10. IT'S NO GOOD, CAPTAIN. THE CONTROL PANEL.

11. MOVIES! WHAT A RIP-OFF!

12. I DON'T HAVE TO SIT HERE AND TAKE THIS! I—

13. HUBBA HUBBA. OH, YOU KID. THANK YOU, DEAR.

14. NOW, BE GOOD FOR GRAMPA WHILE WE'RE AT THE PARENT/TEACHER MEETING.

15. - WE'LL BRING BACK DINNER. - WHAT ARE WE GONNA HAVE?

16. WELL, THAT DEPENDS ON WHAT THE TEACHERS SAY.

17. IF YOU'VE BEEN GOOD, PIZZA. IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD,

18. UH, LET'S SEE— POISON.

19. AND ONE OF US HAS BEEN BAD?

20. - POISONED PIZZA. - OH, NO. I'M NOT MAKING TWO STOPS.

21. ALL RIGHT. I'LL TALK TO LISA'S TEACHER THIS YEAR.

22. YOU CAN HAVE BART'S. THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT EVERY YEAR.

23. ALL RIGHT. TELL YOU WHAT. I'M THINKING OF A NUMBER BETWEEN 1 AND 50.

24. IS IT 37? D'OH! I MEAN, NO.

25. - HOMER! - PLEASE, MARGE? PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE?

26. OH, ALL RIGHT. WHOO-HOO!

27. U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

28. AGH!

29. HEE-HEE!

30. FROM PEAS AND CARROTS;

31. WITH TIC TACS.

32. WELL, I'M SORRY. I'M SURE BART DOESN'T REALLY MEAN TO BE BAD.

33. NOW'S OUR CHANCE TO BE BAD.

34. MR. SIMPSON, I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU...

35. THAT YOU'VE DONE A WONDERFUL JOB WITH LISA.

36. AT A YOUNG AGE. - I DID.

37. I DID READ TO HER.

38. "8:00. HAPPY DAYS.

39. "THE FONZ, HENRY WINKLER,

40. HE'S LOSING HIS COOL."

41. WELL, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN IN THE THREE "RS"--

42. READING TV GUIDE, UM,

43. AND RENEWING TV GUIDE.

44. NOW, WE DON'T USUALLY DO THIS, BUT WE HAVE SOME WITNESSES. COME IN, ARTHUR.

45. NOW, WHERE DID BART STICK THE FIREWORKS?

46. LOOK OUT DENTURES, HERE I COME.

47. EW!

48. "MY CHILD IS ON THE HONOR ROLL AT SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY."

49. YOU KNOW, I'D FIND A REPLACEMENT...

50. FOR MY "WHERE'S THE BEEF?" BUMPER STICKER.

51. "WHERE'S THE BEEF?"

52. UH, WE'D LIKE THE DESK BACK, MR. SIMPSON.

53. HUH? OH.

54. YAAH!

55. I REALLY DON'T SEE HOW THIS HELPS BART.

56. JUST DO IT.

57. BUSTED! HOMER, WE HAVE A PROBLEM HERE.

58. ARE YOU KIDDING? LISA TURNED OUT PERFECT.

59. I WON'T STAND HERE BAD-MOUTHING LISA!

60. - WE'RE TALKING ABOUT BART! - OH. THAT GUY.

61. IS DISCIPLINE.

62. IF BART DOES SOMETHING WRONG, YOU SHOULD PUNISH HIM. WELL, WE TRY.

63. US THINK WE'VE PUNISHED HIM,

64. WE'VE COMPLETELY CAVED IN.

65. - HE'S THE BOY YOU LOVE TO HATE. - WELL, YOU'VE GOT TO START BEING FIRM WITH HIM.

66. I BELIEVE, WITH PERSISTENT DISCIPLINE,

67. END UP BECOMING, OH, SAY,

68. OF THE SUPREME COURT.

69. OF THE SUPREME COURT.

70. JOHN MARSHALL,

71. CHARLES EVANS HUGHES,

72. MMM, BURGER.

73. AND WHAT IF WE DON'T? THEN THERE'S NO TELLING HOW LOW HE CAN SINK.

74. ALL RIGHT, LADIES.

75. BY BANG BANG BART.

76. - YOU'RE FAT! TO LOVE, HONEY.

77. OH! MY POOR BABY!

78. UH-OH.

79. WHAT? WHAT'S THAT?

80. HI, MOM. HI, DAD. HOME ALREADY?

81. BOY, TIME REALLY FLIES WHEN YOU'RE READING—

82. THE BIBLE? EW.

83. WELL, WE BROUGHT SOME PIZZA.

84. IF YOU DON'T START MAKING MORE SENSE, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO PUT YOU IN A HOME.

85. YOU ALREADY PUT ME IN A HOME.

86. THEN WE'LL PUT YOU WE SAW ON 60 MINUTES.

87. I'LL BE GOOD.

88. OF A SON DID TO MY TEETH!

89. DAD, YOU AND YOUR STORIES. "BART BROKE MY TEETH."

90. "THE NURSES ARE STEALING MY MONEY."THIS THING ON MY NECK IS GETTING BIGGER."

91. NOW, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT BART'S TEACHER WAS TALKING ABOUT.

92. OUR SON DID SOMETHING WRONG, AND YOU LOOK THE OTHER WAY.

93. BUT, MARGE, LOOK AT THAT HANGDOG EXPRESSION.

94. HE'S LEARNED HIS LESSON.

95. LET'S GET HIM A PRESENT.

96. PLEASE, HOMER. WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THE BAD GUY? ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

97. YOUNG MAN, SINCE YOU BROKE GRAMPA'S TEETH, HE GETS TO BREAK YOURS.

98. OH, THIS IS GONNA BE SWEET.

99. - NO, NO, NO! - OHH.

100. BART, WE'RE SENDING YOU TO BED WITHOUT YOUR SUPPER.

101. YEAH, RIGHT. LIKE YOU'RE GONNA LET ME GO HUNGRY.

102. I'LL BE EATING THAT PIZZA IN FIVE MINUTES.

103. - BART, STOP BEING CONFIDENT. - DOGGONE IT!

104. OHH. OH, GRAMPA.

105. I'M STARVING! SOME FOOD QUICK!

106. - I'M A-COMIN', BOY! - HOMER, GET BACK HERE!

107. TO EAT AROUND HERE.

108. HMM.

109. GEE, MAYBE THEY MEAN IT THIS TIME.

110. FROM NOW ON, I GUESS I'D BART.

111. DON'T TELL YOUR MOTHER, BUT I BROUGHT YOU SOME PIZZA.

112. YOU'LL TRY TO BE GOOD.

113. I PROMISE. THAT-A-BOY.

114. SUCKER.

115. WELL, WELL.

116. IF IT ISN'T THE TOOTH FAIRY.

117. COMING FOR CHRISTMAS, THE ITCHY AND SCRATCHY MOVIE.

118. BART!

119. STICK AROUND, MR. BOND.

120. STARTING TO COOK.

121. BART, COME QUICK! THERE'S AN ITCHY AND SCRATCHY MOVIE!

122. MMM!

123. YOU'LL FIND IT IN THE ITCHY AND SCRATCHY MOVIE,

124. TO A THEATER NEAR YOU.

125. NEW FOOTAGE. - WOW.

126. BART, DID YOU TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE LIKE I ASKED? INDEED I DID.

127. D'OH!

128. HEY, YOU GOATS GET OUT OF HERE!

129. BOY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE PUNISHED FOR THIS.

130. DAD, YOU COULD PUNISH ME.

131. OF A PUNISHMENT,

132. - OHH. GO PLAY WITH MILHOUSE...

133. MEXICAN SITCOMS.

134. ¡AY, EL ESTÓMAGO!

135. RUN ALONG, YOU LITTLE SCAMP.

136. HUH?

137. BART! WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?

138. - I DON'T KNOW. - WELL, THIS TIME YOU MUST BE PUNISHED!

139. WELL, YOU COULD PUNISH ME, BUT—

140. NO TRICKS, BOY. I SAID I'M GONNA PUNISH YOU.

141. HELL OR HIGH WATER, I—

142. ICE CREAM TRUCK!

143. ME! ME! I WAS HERE FIRST!

144. MMM. NOW, WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT, BOY?

145. UH, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE TIME YOU BEAT JURY DUTY.

146. OH, YEAH. THE TRICK IS...

147. TO SAY YOU'RE PREJUDICED AGAINST ALL RACES.

148. WE'RE HOME! WE GOT BEETS!

149. BART, ARE YOU PULLING UP THE CARPET? UH-HUH.

150. WHY ARE YOU LETTING HIM DO THIS? I DON'T KNOW.

151. WELL, PUNISH HIM. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. BART, GO TO YOUR ROOM.

152. SEE YOU IN THE FUNNY PAGES.

153. HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN? LET THIS HAPPEN?

154. - I WASN'T HERE. - OH, HOW CONVENIENT.

155. HOMER, DO YOU WANT YOUR SON OF THE SUPREME COURT...

156. OR A SLEAZY MALE STRIPPER?

157. CAN'T HE BE BOTH, LIKE THE LATE EARL WARREN?

158. - EARL WARREN WASN'T A STRIPPER. - NOW WHO'S BEING NAIVE?

159. LOOK, YOU HAVE TO HELP DISCIPLINE YOUR SON. ALL RIGHT, MARGE.

160. HE DOES SOMETHING WRONG, I'LL PUNISH HIM AND MAKE IT STICK.

161. TONIGHT ON EYE ON SPRINGFIELD,

162. WE MEET A MAN WHO'S BEEN HICCUPPING FOR 45 YEARS.

163. - KILL ME. - KILL ME.

164. BUT FIRST, WE'LL EXAMINE THE GROWING ITCHY AND SCRATCHY MANIA...

165. PREMIERING TODAY.

166. I GOT MY TICKET.

167. I'M HERE LIVE IN KOREA...

168. AMERICAN CARTOONS ARE MADE.

169. BUT FIRST, LET'S TAKE A LOOK BACK AT THE YEAR 1928,

170. HAVE SEEN AL CAPONE...

171. ON TOP OF A FLAGPOLE.

172. YAAH!

173. SCRATCHY CARTOON,

174. ENTITLED "THAT HAPPY CAT."

175. THE FILM DID VERY POORLY.

176. BUT THE FOLLOWING YEAR, SCRATCHY YOUNG MOUSE NAMED ITCHY,

177. AND CARTOON HISTORY WAS MADE.

178. HERE'S THEIR FIRST CARTOON TOGETHER— "STEAMBOAT ITCHY."

179. OH, ME, OH, MY.

180. DURING THE WAR, THEIR DIFFERENCES ASIDE...

181. TO FIGHT A BIGGER FOE.

182. WE'LL BE BACK WITH A REAL-LIFE

183. WHO ATTACKED AND KILLED...

184. A SMALL CAT.

185. BART, DIDN'T I ASK YOU TO WATCH MAGGIE?

186. SOMETHING YOU'D SAY. HEY, WHERE IS SHE?

187. OH, MY LORD!

188. OH, ISN'T THAT CUTE. A BABY DRIVING A CAR.

189. AND LOOK. THERE'S A DOG DRIVING A BUS.

190. HEY!

191. ALL RIGHT! TIME FOR A CRIME SPREE.

192. ALL RIGHT, BOY. PUNISHMENT I EVER HANDED DOWN,

193. IT'S GONNA STICK.

194. - COME ON, HOMER. THIS ISN'T FUNNY. - DAMN RIGHT!

195. BART, YOU CAN'T GO TO SEE THAT ITCHY AND SCRATCHY MOVIE EVER!

196. OH, NO! BETA!

197. DAD, YOU GOTTA LET ME SEE THAT MOVIE.

198. CAN'T YOU JUST GIVE ME A SPANKING?

199. COME ON. GO NUTS.

200. DON'T POINT THAT THING AT ME. I SAID YOU'RE NOT GOING TO THE MOVIE, AND I'M STICKING TO IT.

201. DAD, I AGREE THAT BART SHOULD BE PUNISHED,

202. OF OUR GENERATION.

203. HOW WOULD YOU'VE LIKED IT COULDN'T WATCH THE MOON LANDING?

204. HMM.

205. THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN.

206. ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND.

207. SORRY, BUT THE PUNISHMENT STANDS.

208. I REGRET NOTHING!

209. SOMEDAY YOU'LL THANK ME FOR THIS, SON. NOT BLOODY LIKELY.

210. NO, IT'S TRUE. YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS A BOY,

211. I REALLY WANTED A CATCHER'S MITT, BUT MY DAD WOULDN'T GET IT FOR ME.

212. MY HEAD ON THE COFFEE TABLE.

213. I MIGHT HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE.

214. - DAD, WHAT'S THE POINT OF THIS STORY? - I LIKE STORIES.

215. GO TO THE MOVIE?

216. MIGHT SEEM A LITTLE HARSH, BUT I CAN'T GO BACK ON IT.

217. YOU'RE WELCOME TO WATCH ANYTHING YOU WANT ON TV. TV SUCKS.

218. I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET RIGHT NOW, SO I'LL PRETEND YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT!

219. THREE MAILBOXES AN HOUR.

220. I'M NOT LICKED YET. I CAN ENTERTAIN MYSELF.

221. NO MATTER HOW GOOD A MOVIE IS, IT CAN'T COMPARE...

222. OF A SMALL BOY.

223. HOW WAS IT? IT WASN'T THAT GREAT.

224. - BE HONEST. I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!

225. AND YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE

226. DUSTIN HOFFMAN,

227. OF COURSE, THEY DIDN'T USE THEIR REAL NAMES, BUT YOU COULD TELL IT WAS THEM.

228. LISA! SORRY, BART.

229. IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME.

230. I'VE SEEN 13 TIMES.

231. I'VE SEEN IT 17 TIMES.

232. TIRED OF THAT MOVIE BY NOW.

233. NO ONE WHO SAW THE MOVIE WOULD SAY THAT! LET'S GET HIM!

234. HOMER, WE'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU.

235. BUT THEN I WON'T BE WATCHING TV. YOU CAN SEE THE BIND I'M IN.

236. DAD, YOU'VE GOTTA LET BART SEE THAT MOVIE. I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM LIKE THIS.

237. OF A TENNESSEE WILLIAMS HEROINE.

238. DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT? WELL, IT'S BEEN TWO MONTHS.

239. YOU LAID DOWN THE LAW, AND I'M PROUD OF YOU.

240. BUT I THINK WE'VE GOTTEN THROUGH TO HIM. AH, SWEET, SOFTHEARTED MARGE.

241. YOU JUST CAN'T SEE THE BIG PICTURE.

242. IF I STICK TO MY GUNS, THE BOY COULD WIND UP...

243. OF THE SUPREME COURT.

244. IF I FAIL, THE BEST HE COULD DO...

245. IS JUDGE AT A MR. TIGHT BUNS COMPETITION.

246. I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN. I WON'T LET THAT HAPPEN. AND I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN.

247. ONE FOR ITCHY AND SCRATCHY.

248. WE WOULDN'T.

249. I'M HERE AZTEC THEATER,

250. WHERE, AFTER EIGHT MONTHS AND NINE ACADEMY AWARDS,

251. IS SHOWING FOR THE LAST TIME.

252. TOMORROW, A NEW MOVIE AND MICKEY ROURKE WILL OPEN.

253. WILL IT BE AS SUCCESSFUL? ONLY TIME WILL TELL.

254. WELL, DAD, I GUESS YOU WON.

255. NO, SON. WE BOTH WON.

256. YOU DON'T KNOW IT NOW, BUT I'VE STARTED YOU ON THE ROAD...

257. VERY SPECIAL.

258. WELL, I'LL BE. THE ITCHY AND SCRATCHY MOVIE.

259. COME ON. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

260. ALL RIGHT. I THINK YOU'VE LEARNED YOUR LESSON.

261. OF THE SUPREME COURT.

262. EH, EH, EH. I'LL GET IT, SON.

263. - THAT'LL BE $650. - D'OH.

264. ONE SOYLENT GREEN, HOLD THE BUTTER.

265. MMM. SOYLENT GREEN.

266. GET OUT. GET OUT!

267. YEA!

268. WHICH ONE'S THE MOUSE?

269. ITCHY. ITCHY'S A JERK.

270. YEAH.

271. SHH!