The Simpsons 4x22

Directed by David Silverman

Elizabeth Taylor as Maggie (voice) / herself (voice) • Luke Perry as himself (voice) • Hugh Hefner as himself (voice) • Bette Midler as herself (voice) • Johnny Carson as himself (voice) • Luke Perry as Luke Perry (voice) • Hugh Hefner as Hugh Hefner (voice) • Bette Midler as Bette Midler (voice) • Johnny Carson as Johnny Carson (voice) • Barry White as Barry White (voice)

Krusty's Hollywood pals help when his show is canceled after a new star causes his ratings to plummet.

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1. D'OH!

2. IT'S THE SPRINGFIELD SQUARES!

3. NOW, JACQUELINE, I BELIEVE IT'S YOUR TURN.

4. I'LL TAKE RAINIER WOLFCASTLE TO BLOCK. AH, RAINIER WOLFCASTLE,

5. McBAIN AND THE UPCOMING FILM...

6. HELP, MY SON IS A NERD!

7. A FANCY EAST COAST COLLEGE,

8. AND I'M HORRIFIED TO FIND HE'S A NERD.

9. I'M LAUGHING ALREADY.

10. - IT'S NOT A COMEDY. - OH.

11. ATTENTION! THIS IS THE COAST GUARD.

12. A 50-FOOT TIDAL WAVE IS HEADING THIS WAY.

13. ALL GAME SHOWS OFF THE BEACH!

14. TO MY SQUARE.

15. IT'S SAFE AND IT'S SEXY. OH, BABY.

16. HURRY, CHARLIE. THERE IS NOT MUCH TIME.

17. I AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE.

18. PERT' NEAR 30 SEASONS, AND I AIN'T A-LEAVIN' NOW.

19. HE'S DEAD NOW.

20. GABBO! GABBO! GABBO!

21. DID YOU SEE THAT? YEAH.

22. WHAT'S GABBO? IT'S SOME GUY'S NAME.

23. SOME GUY NAMED GABBO.

24. HMM.

25. I DON'T THINK THEY'RE GIVING ENOUGH INFORMATION, DAD.

26. I'LL FIGURE IT OUT. I'M GONNA USE ALL THE POWER OF MY BRAIN.

27. LOOK, SMITHERS! GARBO IS COMING! UH, YES, SIR.

28. "GABBO THIS" AND "GABBO THAT,"

29. "WORSHIP THIS" AND "JERICHO THAT."

30. WHAT'S THIS ABOUT GABBO?

31. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. OUR FIRST GLIMPSE OF GABBO!

32. HE'LL TELL US WHAT TO DO.

33. HELLO. I'M GABBO.

34. AND I'M ARTHUR CRANDALL. THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY.

35. YOU DON'T HAVE A HAND UP YOUR TUCHAS.

36. OY! HEY! OH, GABBO.

37. YOU'LL SAY ANYTHING. EVERY AFTERNOON AT 4:00.

38. THAT'S THE SAME TIME AS KRUSTY THE CLOWN!

39. UH-OH. COULD TAKE AMERICA BY STORM.

40. ALL HE NEEDS IS A HOOK.

41. - I'M A BAD WIDDLE BOY. - ¡AY CARUMBA!

42. LET'S TAKE TIME OUT FROM THIS TRIPLE PLAY...

43. FARMER DAN'S PURE PORK SAUSAGE.

44. MM-MMM!

45. GABBO!

46. AHH, THAT DUMMY DOESN'T SCARE ME.

47. I'VE HAD PLENTY OF GUYS COME AFTER ME, AND I'VE BURIED 'EM ALL.

48. HOBOS, SEA CAPTAINS,

49. DON'T FORGET THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS. OH, YEAH.

50. THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS.

51. ARE THOSE OUR RATINGS? LET ME SEE.

52. I LOST TO CHANNEL OCHO? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

53. DOS HUEVOS, POR FAVOR.

54. ¡AY! OH, QUE LÁSTIMA.

55. I GOTTA STEAL THAT BIT.

56. THIS IS BORING. IF YOU PUT YOUR TRAIN ON THERE.

57. COOL.

58. NOW LET'S THROW SOME CRUD ON IT. HEY, IT'S 4:00.

59. SO, YOU WANT VENTRILOQUISM, DO YA?

60. ALL RIGHT, WATCH THIS. HELLO, ALPHONSE. I'VE GOT A RIDDLE FOR YOU.

61. LIKE A WRITING DESK?

62. I DON'T KNOW. WHY IS A—

63. HEY, THE DUMMY CAN'T HURT YOU. HE'S NOT EVEN ALIVE.

64. HE'S DEAD!

65. ALL RIGHT, HERE'S THE DEAL.

66. EVERY TIME YOU WATCH MY SHOW,

67. - I WILL SEND YOU $40! - CHECKS WILL NOT BE HONORED.

68. THE MURDER OF MY ENEMIES.

69. BUT AS GABBO WOULD SAY, "I'M A BAD WIDDLE BOY."

70. WELL, KIDS, THIS IS WHERE ITCHY AND SCRATCHY,

71. EXCEPT THEY'RE ON THE GABBO SHOW NOW.

72. SO, HERE'S EASTERN EUROPE'S FAVORITE CAT AND MOUSE TEAM,

73. WORKER AND PARASITE!

74. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

75. WELL, THAT'S IT.

76. WE'VE BEEN CANCELED. I THINK WE CAN BE PROUD...

77. DID A BAD SHOW,

78. WAS MY COHOST.

79. "YOU CAN CALL ME RAY, AND YOU CAN CALL ME JAY."

80. OOH! FOR ABOUT THREE SECONDS.

81. THE IMPORTANT THING IS, WE'RE LIKE A FAMILY.

82. KRUSTY, I— SHUT YOUR HOLE!

83. KRUSTY, HOW YA HOLDING UP? WELL, I'M KINDA WORRIED ABOUT THE FUTURE.

84. HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH IT?

85. WELL, YOU'VE BEEN ON TV LONGER THAN I HAVE. I'M SURE YOU'VE SAVED UP QUITE A NEST EGG.

86. UH, YEAH.

87. DOWN AT THE WIG SHOP?

88. - KRUSTY, YOU WANNA STAY FOR DINNER? - NAH, SORRY.

89. AH, THAT'S TOO BAD, 'CAUSE TONIGHT MY GUESTS WILL BE DR. CARL SAGAN,

90. AND FROM THE SAN DIEGO ZOO, JOAN EMBRY.

91. "OH, KYLE, I JUST DON'T THINK...

92. AT MELROSE PLACE."

93. FROM NOW ON, I'LL BE DOING THE THINKING FOR BOTH OF US.

94. NEXT.

95. COME ON, YOU STUPID HORSE! I GOT MY LAST TEN BUCKS ON YOU!

96. NO, DON'T LOOK AT ME!

97. RUN! NO!

98. DON'T COME OVER HERE!

99. OH, BOY.

100. AND NOW, IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER PATENTED GABBO CRANK CALL!

101. - OH, I LOVE THESE. - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

102. FROM KRUSTY!

103. YEAH, WELL, KRUSTY STOLE IT FROM STEVE ALLEN.

104. OH, EVERYTHING'S STOLEN NOWADAYS.

105. WHY, THE FAX MACHINE WITH A PHONE ATTACHED.

106. IT'S RINGING.

107. HELLO. IS THIS KRUSTY THE CLOWN?

108. FOR THAT PORNO FILM?

109. LOOK, I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS THAT DAY,

110. BUT I'M ALL MAN, I CAN ASSURE YOU.

111. NO, I REPRESENT A JAPANESE CAMERA COMPANY.

112. WE'D LIKE TO PAY YOU TO DO A CAMERA COMMERCIAL.

113. WHOA! ME RIKEY VELLY MUCH!

114. OH, I HOPE I DIDN'T OFFEND YOU. I NEED THIS BAD.

115. WITH THE PHONE?

116. OH! YOU GOT IT! OW!

117. OW! OOH, BLOOD.

118. BUT STEVE ALLEN, YOU'RE STEALING MY BIT.

119. GABBO'S CAREER THE WAY HE RUINED KRUSTY'S.

120. DON'T MAKE A RIGHT, BART. YES, THEY DO.

121. NO, THEY DON'T. YES, THEY DO.

122. NO, THEY DON'T. DAD! YES, THEY DO.

123. TWO WRONGS MAKE A RIGHT, LISA.

124. AH, REX MORGAN, M.D. FOR THE DAILY BLUES.

125. WE'LL BE BACK FOR GABBO AIRLINES.

126. AND CUT.

127. THE LITTLE S.O.B.s. GABBO, QUIET.

128. OH, I WOULDN'T WANNA OFFEND THE LITTLE S.O.B.s. I WISH YOU'D STOP SAYING THAT.

129. HMM.

130. HEY, BOYO, WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

131. WELL, IT'S— AH, YOU WOULDN'T BE INTERESTED. IT'S TOO LOWBROW.

132. NO, I'M QUITE LOWBROW.

133. WELL, SOMEBODY ON THE MEN'S ROOM WALL.

134. THIS I GOTTA SEE!

135. ARE S.O.B.s.

136. GABBO'S KIND OF LANGUAGE HAS NO PLACE ON OR OFF TV.

137. AND THAT'S MY TWO CENTS.

138. THOSE S.O.B.s.

139. OH, NO!

140. KRUSTY, ARE YOU MAKING ANY MONEY? NAH.

141. THAT GUY'S GIVING IT AWAY FOR FREE.

142. IN SHOW BUSINESS,

143. NO ONE REMEMBERS ME.

144. JUST LIKE WHAT'S-HIS-NAME AND WHOSITS...

145. AND, YOU KNOW, THAT GUY,

146. - ED SULLIVAN? - YEAH.

147. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU KNEW LUKE PERRY!

148. KNOW HIM? HE'S MY WORTHLESS HALF BROTHER.

149. HE'S A BIG TV STAR. YEAH, ON FOX.

150. ELIZABETH TAYLOR. BETTE MIDLER.

151. KRUDLER.

152. HEY, BART, IF WE GET ON A SPECIAL WITH KRUSTY,

153. HIS CAREER GOING AGAIN.

154. HERE'S MY ADDRESS BOOK. GO GET THOSE STARS!

155. IT WON'T BE EASY, BUT I'M GONNA...

156. CLAW MY WAY BACK ON TO TV.

157. AND NOW, THE CRAZY OLD MAN SINGERS.

158. MISS MIDLER, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DO THIS ALL BY YOURSELF.

159. WE'RE AMERICANS. WE DESERVE CLEAN HIGHWAYS.

160. YOU PIGS!

161. OH, NO! BETTE MIDLER!

162. NOW, WHERE WERE WE?

163. ON KRUSTY'S KOMEBACK SPECIAL.

164. OKAY. TELL KRUSTY HE CAN COUNT ME IN.

165. IT'S TIME TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH.

166. I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, MIDLER!

167. HUGH HEFNER'S SHELBYVILLE PAD.

168. THE GROTTO AND THE GAME ROOM. OF COURSE.

169. THE LABORATORY, THE BIOSPHERE,

170. ENERGY RESEARCH CENTER.

171. FASCINATING.

172. DESALINIZATION PLANT? YES.

173. THE GROTTO USES SO MUCH WATER, WE SHOULD GO THIS WAY.

174. SMART BUNNIES, HEF. I CAN CALL YOU HEF, CAN'T I? NO.

175. 30,000 PEOPLE.

176. IT DOES. WE HAD 30,000 HERE LAST NIGHT.

177. NOW PLAY. THE AUDIENCE IS GETTIN' RESTLESS.

178. WE WANT CHILLY WILLY! WE WANT CHILLY WILLY!

179. HEY, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS,

180. ON A KRUSTY THE CLOWN SPECIAL?

181. SURE, IF YOU CAN GET US OUT OF THIS GIG. NO PROBLEMO.

182. - HEY, MOE, LOOK OVER THERE. - WHAT? WHAT AM I LOOKIN' AT?

183. I DON'T SEE NOTHIN'. I'M GONNA STOP LOOKING SOON.

184. WHAT? WHAT, IS THAT IT? HEY, MOE, CAN I LOOK TOO?

185. - SURE, BUT IT'LL COST YA. - MY WALLET'S IN THE CAR.

186. HE IS SO STUPID.

187. AND NOW, BACK TO THE WALL.

188. MISS TAYLOR, A COUPLE TO BE ON A KRUSTY SPECIAL.

189. I TOLD THEM TO BUZZ OFF. GOOD.

190. KRUSTY, WE'VE GOT GREAT NEWS!

191. KRUSTY, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO YOURSELF?

192. I THOUGHT I'D GET INTO SHAPE, SO I'VE BEEN DRINKING NOTHING BUT MILK SHAKES.

193. THOSE DIET MILK SHAKES? - UH-OH.

194. NOW, YOU CAN STAY WITH US UNTIL YOU LOSE THAT WEIGHT.

195. YOU CAN SLEEP ON THE SOFA. IT FOLDS RIGHT OUT.

196. OH, WAIT. THAT WAS THE OLD SOFA.

197. OH, I'LL NEVER GET MY AIM BACK.

198. - YOU GOTTA KEEP WORKING ON IT. - OH! AAH!

199. AAH! WATER!

200. MMM, DELICIOUS.

201. OH, WHY AM I BOTHERING? IT'S HOPELESS. HI, KIDS.

202. IT'S ME, GABBO!

203. IN EARLY TRADING TODAY.

204. BUT YOU'VE GOTTA COME BACK, MEL!

205. WE'RE A TEAM. NO, KRUSTY.

206. RATHER SHABBILY.

207. ON OUR LAST SHOW, DOWN MY PANTS...

208. WITH A HAMMER.

209. AH, COME ON. YOU WANNA WASTE YOUR LIFE...

210. OF DORKY TEENAGERS?

211. HERE'S YOUR TACO, MISTER. OOPS.

212. IT FELL IN THE FRYER. I'LL GET IT OUT. OW! OW!

213. OW! OW!

214. SORRY, KRUSTY. I LIKE IT HERE.

215. MR. JOHANNSON TREATS ME WITH DIGNITY.

216. BOTHERING YOU, MEL?

217. THAT'S ALL RIGHT, MR. JOHANNSON. I'LL HANDLE IT.

218. HERE'S YOUR TACO, SIR. I DON'T WANT IT.

219. BUT THIS COMES OUT OF MY SALARY. IF I HAD A GIRLFRIEND, SHE'D KILL ME.

220. OKAY, KRUSTY, LET'S REHEARSE THE BALLOON BIT.

221. LOOK, KIDS! A HORSIE!

222. AND WHAT ARE YOU MAKING, SIDESHOW LUKE PERRY?

223. A 19th-CENTURY CAROUSEL.

224. UPSTAGE ME, WILL YA?

225. GET THE HELL OUT! LOOK, THERE MUST BE SOMETHING I CAN DO ON THE SHOW.

226. PLEASE. FOR MOM'S SAKE?

227. WELL, MAYBE WE CAN FIND SOMETHING.

228. I DON'T LIKE IT. HE'S GOT JOHNNY CARSON, BETTE MIDLER AND HUGH HEFNER.

229. WHAT'VE WE GOT? RAY JAY JOHNSON.

230. OY! YI-YI-YI- YI-YI-YI-YI!

231. NOW, BOYS,

232. WITH SOME OF YOUR LYRICS.

233. WOULD YOU MIND CHANGING 'EM FOR THE SHOW? FORGET YOU, CLOWN.

234. HEY, OUR LYRICS ARE LIKE OUR CHILDREN, MAN. NO WAY.

235. WELL, OKAY. BUT HERE, WHERE YOU SAY,

236. "WHAT I GOT, YOU GOTTA GET AND PUT IT IN YOU,"

237. HOW ABOUT JUST, "WHAT I'D LIKE IS I'D LIKE TO HUG AND KISS YOU"?

238. WOW! THAT'S MUCH BETTER. EVERYONE CAN ENJOY THAT.

239. OF THE STATE,

240. THE KRUSTY KOMEBACK SPECIAL!

241. I LOVE YOU, KRUSTY. QUIET!

242. ARE YOU COMFORTABLE IN THERE, LUKE PERRY? FIRE AWAY, KRUSTY.

243. AAH! MY FACE! MY VALUABLE FACE! HMPH!

244. OY!

245. DANCIN' AROUND IN THEIR UNDERWEAR. THAT IS SO DEGRADING.

246. 30 SECONDS TILL YOUR LITTLE STINKER SKETCH. GET ME A BIGGER LOLLY.

247. NOW, JOHNNY, WHATCHA GOT FOR US?

248. SOME JOKES? A LITTLE MAGIC?

249. ACTUALLY, I THOUGHT I'D LIFT THIS 1987 BUICK SKYLARK OVER MY HEAD.

250. HI-YO! JOHNNY, THAT'S AMAZING.

251. OH, YEAH? GET A LOAD OF THIS.

252. I'VE GOT TO FIRE THAT AGENT.

253. THIS WAS A GREAT SHOW, KRUSTY. YOU DESERVE AN EMMY FOR THIS.

254. FORGET IT. THE ACADEMY HATES ME. I DON'T KNOW WHY.

255. BUNCH OF OLD, KNOW-NOTHING DINOSAURS...

256. WOULDN'T KNOW ENTERTAINMENT IF IT BIT 'EM IN THE—

257. HEY, HEY!

258. NOW, KRUSTY, I JUST HOPE YOUR MONEY THIS TIME.

259. HERE'S THAT YOU ORDERED, KRUSTY.

260. OY!

261. WHAT'S UP, MOE? HEY, MOE!

262. HEY, YOU CAN'T COME IN HERE DRESSED LIKE THAT!

263. GET WITH THE TIMES, MOE. YEAH.

264. I SAY IF IT FEELS GOOD, DO IT.

265. ALL RIGHT.

266. DON'T SNAP MY UNDIES.

267. I'M A STAR AGAIN.

268. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU, KIDS.

269. THAT'S ALL RIGHT, KRUSTY. WE'RE GETTING 50% OF THE T-SHIRT SALES.

270. WHAT? THAT'S THE SWEETEST PLUM!

271. AW, WHAT THE HELL.

272. YOU DESERVE IT. THANKS, KIDS.

273. TO KRUSTY,

274. EXCEPT MAYBE THAT GUY.

275. TO THE CIVIC CENTER?

276. SHH!