The Simpsons 4x21

Directed by Jim Reardon

David Crosby as himself (voice) • David Crosby as David Crosby (voice) • Phil Hartman as Lionel Hutz / Troy McClure (voice)

Overwhelmed by her family's demands during a flu epidemic, Marge accidentally shoplifts at the Kwik-E-Mart and winds up in prison.

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1. D'OH!

2. - THE S.S. MICROWAVE.

3. AH, MY CRÊPES ARE DONE.

4. THE DOGGIE DOORMAN.

5. GOOD EVENING, REX.

6. THE CHANDELIER FOR YOUR CAR.

7. WHOA!

8. ALL ON I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY INVENTED IT!

9. HELLO, EVERYBODY. I'M TROY McCLURE,

10. AS "P" IS FOR PSYCHO...

11. AND THE PRESIDENT'S NECK IS MISSING.

12. BUT NOW I'M HERE TO TELL YOU NEW INVENTION.

13. UNTIL NOW, THIS WAS FROM AN ORANGE.

14. YOU MEAN THERE'S A BETTER WAY?

15. BUT THAT'S ALL CHANGED— THANKS TO THE JUICE LOOSENER.

16. LET'S MEET THE INVENTOR, DR. NICK RIVIERA.

17. HELLO, TROY. HI, EVERYBODY.

18. HI, DR. NICK!

19. TROY, WOULD YOU LIKE A GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE?

20. I SURE WOULD. BUT WON'T WE GROCERY-STORE PRICES...

21. PROBABLY SPIT IN?

22. NOT ANYMORE!

23. JUICE LOOSENER.

24. DOCTOR, ARE YOU SURE IT'S ON? I CAN'T HEAR A THING.

25. IT'S WHISPER QUIET!

26. FROM ONE BAG OF ORANGES?

27. THAT'S RIGHT. ORDER NOW AND YOU'LL ALSO GET SUN 'N' RUN,

28. THAT'S ALSO A LAXATIVE.

29. GOTTA GET A JUICER. GOTTA DRINK JUICE. LOSE WEIGHT.

30. WON'T GET CHEST PAINS FROM ANSWERING THE PHONE ANYMORE.

31. PLEASE DON'T TELL I HAVE THE FLU.

32. I'VE BEEN WORKING FOR THREE WEEKS.

33. OH, MY JUICE LOOSENER'S NEVER GONNA COME.

34. HEY, DAD, THIS CAME FOR YOU IN THE MAIL. WHOO-HOO!

35. MOTHER, GET AN EXTRA-SPECIAL HUG READY.

36. I BOUGHT YOU A NEW JUICER.

37. GOOD LORD. FLU GERMS ENTERING EVERY ORIFICE IN MY HEAD. UHH.

38. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

39. HUH? WHAT THE—

40. OVER 300 CASES NOW REPORTED.

41. WITH "ARNIE IN THE SKY."

42. ROUTE 401 IS GOING AROUND AND AROUND...

43. AND AROUND.

44. OF 12th AND MAIN BECAUSE I'M GONNA BE SICK. WHOOP.

45. OKAY, MR. SUN, GIMME WHAT YOU GOT.

46. 98.6. YOU'RE FINE. NOW HURRY UP OR YOU'LL MISS YOUR BUS.

47. THAT TEMPERATURE ONE MORE TIME.

48. SARGE, WE KEEP TO LET THE VIRUS WIN.

49. MUST BE A SCHOOL DAY. LAY DOWN YOUR ARMS.

50. ALL RIGHT! LET'S MAKE SOME PUS.

51. AND NOW, FOR AN EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE MAYOR.

52. PEOPLE OF SPRINGFIELD, BECAUSE OF THE EPIDEMIC,

53. MY VACATION TO THE BAHAMAS.

54. HEY, YOU, GET THAT STEEL DRUM OUT OF THE, UH, MAYOR'S OFFICE. SORRY, "MON."

55. SMITHERS, THIS PLAGUE DOESN'T SCARE ME.

56. I'VE CONSTRUCTED A GERMFREE CHAMBER FOR MYSELF.

57. CAN GET IN OR OUT.

58. - WHO THE DEVIL ARE YOU? - DON'T PANIC. JUST COME UP WITH A GOOD STORY.

59. MY NAME IS MR. BURNS.

60. D'OH!

61. WE NEED A CURE! WE NEED A CURE!

62. WHY, THE ONLY CURE IS BED REST.

63. WOULD ONLY BE A PLACEBO.

64. - WHERE DO WE GET THESE PLACEBOS? - MAYBE THERE'S SOME IN THIS TRUCK!

65. I'M CURED. I MEAN, OUCH!

66. DAD, TODD'S SPEAKING IN TONGUES!

67. I WISH HE WERE, ROD. I PRAY FOR THE DAY,

68. BUT I'M AFRAID HE'S JUST DELIRIOUS FROM FEVER.

69. OH, NEDDY, WHY HAS GOD FORSAKEN US?

70. I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT WE COULD HAVE DONE TO— OH.

71. OH, NO!

72. HEY, PEG, YOU GOTTA TAKE BETTER CARE OF THE HOUSE.

73. LIFELESS AND LIMP.

74. MAYBE THEY'D FEEL MORE AT HOME IN THE BEDROOM, AL.

75. UH-OH.

76. OH, THE NETWORK SLOGAN IS TRUE.

77. FOR ALL ETERNITY.

78. MOM, CAN YOU BRING ME MORE O.J.?

79. FLINTSTONES CHEWABLE MORPHINE?

80. - THERE'S NO SUCH THING. - MARGE, THE BOY'S WASTING VALUABLE TIME.

81. AND PAT MY HEAD.

82. IN A MINUTE. BUT I'LL MISS SHERIFF LOBO.

83. OF BOURBON.

84. GRAMPA, YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T HAVE LIQUIDS AFTER 3:00 P.M.

85. YOU CAN STIR IT INTO MY MUSH. EITHER WAY, JUST GIMME, GIMME, GIMME!

86. - MOM, I NEED MORE O.J. - FLINTSTONES CHEWABLE MORPHINE.

87. I'LL MISS SHERIFF LOBO. MOM, I NEED MORE O.J.

88. - FLINTSTONES CHEWABLE MORPHINE. - I'LL MISS SHERIFF LOBO.

89. O.J. MORPHINE. LOBO.

90. O.J. MORPHINE. LOBO.

91. OF ASPIRIN, PLEASE.

92. THE ASPIRIN IS 24.95.

93. 24.95!

94. TAMPERED WITH THE BOTTLE.

95. HMM?

96. OH, DEAR. THE ALARM MUST BE BROKEN.

97. A BIT TO YOUR LEFT.

98. EIGHT FOOT, SIX.

99. OH, SANJAY, HELP MRS. SIMPSON WITH HER BAG. AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT—

100. HMM.

101. MRS. SIMPSON!

102. OF COLONEL KWIK-E-MART'S KENTUCKY BOURBON.

103. UH, NO, I— I GUESS I DIDN'T.

104. ALL RIGHT, COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP,

105. TWO CUPS OF COFFEE,

106. THAT SAYS CAPRICORN...

107. WITH COCONUT ON IT.

108. NOW, MARGE, YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.

109. BY HIRING ME AS YOUR LAWYER, SMOKING MONKEY.

110. BETTER CUT DOWN THERE, SMOKEY.

111. - MR. HUTZ— - LOOK. HE'S TAKING ANOTHER PUFF!

112. MR. HUTZ, THIS WAS ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING.

113. I DIDN'T MEAN TO TAKE ANYTHING.

114. NOW DON'T YOU WORRY, MRS. SIMPSON. I—

115. - UH-OH. WE'VE DRAWN JUDGE SNYDER. - IS THAT BAD?

116. WELL, HE'S HAD IT IN FOR ME RAN OVER HIS DOG.

117. - YOU DID? - WELL, REPLACE THE WORD "KINDA" WITH THE WORD "REPEATEDLY"...

118. AND THE WORD "DOG" WITH "SON."

119. LOOK, MARGE.

120. I'LL JUST TALK TO APU, AND I'M SURE HE'LL BE REASONABLE.

121. APU, I'D LIKE YOU TO DROP THE CHARGES AGAINST MY WIFE.

122. NO OFFENSE, BUT WE'RE PUTTING THAT BITCH ON ICE.

123. NOW COME ON! I'M YOUR BEST CUSTOMER.

124. I'M SORRY, MR. HOMER, OF THE KWIK-E-MART...

125. AND ITS PARENT CORPORATION, NORDYNE DEFENSE DYNAMICS,

126. TO THE FULL EXTENT OF THE LAW.

127. DON'T TELL ANYONE, BUT, UH, MARGE SIMPSON WAS ARRESTED FOR SHOPLIFTING.

128. FROM THIS TIME AND PLACE,

129. MARGE SIMPSON IS A SHOPLIFTER.

130. HEY! IN OTHER NEWS, THE CHICK IN THE CRYING GAME...

131. - IS REALLY A MAN. - BOO!

132. - I MEAN, MAN, IS THAT A GOOD MOVIE. — YEA!

133. AND LAST CHRISTMAS, MARGE MADE US GINGERBREAD MEN.

134. IN ONE.

135. WELL, I'LL LET YOU IN ABOUT MARGE SIMPSON.

136. SHE'S GOT WEBBED TOES.

137. EW, THAT'S GROSS.

138. COME ON. PLEASE.

139. NOW, MARGE, DON'T YOU WORRY. WE'VE ALL HAD OUR BRUSHES WITH THE LAW.

140. ARE YOU ED FLANDERS? NO, NED FLANDERS.

141. MY MISTAKE.

142. I'LL NEVER HAVE THAT PROBLEM AGAIN.

143. UM, WILL YOU EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO AND FRESHEN UP?

144. I'LL FOLLOW HER.

145. AND GET OUT.

146. OF THE JURY,

147. OR MEL GIBSON?

148. OF ALL THIS?

149. YOUR HONOR, OF MARGE SIMPSON'S GUILT,

150. THE COURT'S TIME BY RATING THE SUPER HUNKS.

151. WOW, THAT'S CONFIDENCE.

152. OOH, HE'S GONNA WIN. MR. HUTZ!

153. NOW, MRS. LOVEJOY, A LITTLE ABOUT MARGE SIMPSON?

154. WELL, AS THE WIFE OF THE MINISTER,

155. I'M PRIVY TO A LOT OF SENSITIVE INFORMATION.

156. AND HERE IT IS. MARGE'S HUSBAND DOESN'T EARN MUCH, AND THE FAMILY'S A MESS.

157. AND, QUITE FRANKLY, I THINK SHE, UM—

158. THE DRINKY-DRINKY MOTION.

159. ON FRAME 138,

160. A PUFF OF BLUE HAIR...

161. THE GRASSY KNOLL.

162. NOW, APU, MRS. SIMPSON CLAIMS THAT SHE FORGOT...

163. OF DELICIOUS BOURBON,

164. OF THE BROWN LIQUORS,

165. SO TEMPTING.

166. WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT ME TO DRINK YOU?

167. BUT I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A TRIAL. EXCUSE ME.

168. HELLO, DAVID. I'M REALLY TEMPTED.

169. JUST TAKE IT ONE DAY AT A TIME, AND KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU.

170. I LOVE YOU TOO, MAN.

171. SO, MR. NAHASAPEEMAPETILON, IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME,

172. FORGOTTEN ANYTHING?

173. NO. IN FACT, TO 40,000 PLACES.

174. THE LAST DIGIT IS ONE.

175. MMM, PIE.

176. WELL, IF YOU NEVER FORGET ANYTHING, TELL ME THIS.

177. WHAT COLOR TIE AM I WEARING?

178. STRIPED CLUB TIE...

179. IN A HALF WINDSOR KNOT.

180. OH, I AM, AM I? IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK?

181. WELL, IF THAT IS WHAT YOU THINK,

182. I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.

183. AND DISCREDIT YOU.

184. AND THAT THING IS AS FOLLOWS.

185. I'M NOT WEARING A TIE AT ALL.

186. ABOUT THAT,

187. ABOUT MRS. SIMPSON.

188. NO FURTHER QUESTIONS.

189. KIDS, I GOT A CRAZY FEELING YOUR MOM'S NOT GOING TO PRISON.

190. YEA!

191. YOU'RE A LATTER-DAY CLARENCE DARROW.

192. UH, WAS HE THE BLACK GUY ON THE MOD SQUAD?

193. MR. HUTZ, WHEN I GROW UP, JUST LIKE YOU.

194. GOOD FOR YOU, SON.

195. IF THERE'S ONE THING AMERICA NEEDS, IT'S MORE LAWYERS.

196. WITHOUT LAWYERS?

197. AND SO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY, I REST MY CASE.

198. HMM. MR. HUTZ, DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT WEARING ANY PANTS?

199. WHAT?

200. A BAD COURT THINGY.

201. YOU MEAN A MISTRIAL? YEAH.

202. THAT'S WHY YOU'RE THE JUDGE, AND I'M THE LAW-TALKIN' GUY.

203. THE LAWYER. RIGHT.

204. THE VERDICT TO THE BAILIFF.

205. ON A COCKTAIL NAPKIN!

206. - AND IT STILL SAYS "GUILTY." AND "GUILTY" IS SPELLED WRONG!

207. THE REAL VERDICT?

208. WE FIND THE DEFENDANT GUILTY.

209. MARGE SIMPSON, I SENTENCE YOU TO 30 DAYS IN PRISON.

210. NEXT CASE. THE NATIONAL COUNCIL OF CHURCHES VS. LIONEL HUTZ.

211. OH, RIGHT. THAT THING.

212. YOU'RE STILL MY HERO, MOM.

213. WHILE MOTHER'S IN PRISON.

214. DON'T WORRY, MOM. I'LL BUST YOU OUT OF THERE...

215. A COCKTAIL DRESS AND A CROWBAR.

216. BARTINA, UNTIL I MET YOU,

217. IN THE PENAL SYSTEM.

218. FRESH.

219. OH, DOWN I GO.

220. I'LL BE FINE, DEAR.

221. MARGE, I'M GONNA MISS YOU SO MUCH. AND IT'S NOT JUST THE SEX.

222. IT'S ALSO THE FOOD PREPARATION.

223. OF ALL KINDS.

224. BUT MOSTLY, I'LL MISS EACH AND EVERY MORNING.

225. I'LL MISS YOU TOO, HOMEY.

226. WITH HER BEHIND BARS, OUR STORE IS SECURE.

227. I'M TAKING THIS THING TO MEXICO.

228. KNOCK, KNOCK. I'M MARGE SIMPSON, YOUR NEW CELL MATE.

229. I'M PHILLIPS. THEY CALL ME THAT 'CAUSE I KILLED MY HUSBAND WITH A PHILLIPS HEAD SCREWDRIVER.

230. IT'S SO NICE NOT TO HAVE TO COOK.

231. NEVER COOKED FOR YOU? - WELL, ONCE.

232. HOMER, I DON'T THINK THIS FISH IS QUITE DEAD YET.

233. MARGE, PLEASE, I'M HAVING ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH THE LOBSTERS.

234. OH, MY GOODNESS! THAT'S TATTOO ANNIE.

235. "WHAT KIND OF SLIME WOULD I MARRY?"

236. - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. - IT'S ONE OF THOSE MAD MAGAZINE FOLD-INS.

237. AMAZING!

238. NOW, KIDS, WHILE YOUR MOTHER'S GONE,

239. I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO WASH ANY DISHES.

240. SO FROM NOW ON, THE FAUCET OR MILK CARTON,

241. AND WE'LL EAT WHILE STANDING OVER THE SINK OR TOILET.

242. - WHO'S GONNA CHANGE MAGGIE? - WE'RE GONNA LET HER ROAM FREE IN THE BACKYARD,

243. WILL TAKE ITS COURSE.

244. EXCUSE ME, BUT I THINK IF WE ALL DO OUR FAIR SHARE,

245. THIS HOUSE CLEAN.

246. DAD, WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF CLEAN CLOTHES.

247. IT SEEMS LIKE I'VE BEEN WEARING THIS SAME RED DRESS FOREVER.

248. GO UP TO THE ATTIC. THERE'S A WHOLE TRUNK OF CLOTHES UP THERE.

249. ALL RIGHT! BOLOGNA AND CHEESE! WHAT DO YOU GOT, BART?

250. ON A PLAYING CARD.

251. HA-HA! YOUR MOM'S A JAILBIRD.

252. - SO'S YOURS. - OH, YEAH. LET'S PLAY.

253. OH, MOM, I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH.

254. OH, HONEY, I'VE MISSED YOU TOO.

255. HOMER, IS THAT AN OLD HALLOWEEN COSTUME?

256. UH, NO.

257. SO, HOW ARE THINGS AT HOME?

258. THE TOILET, BUT IT GOT STUCK HALFWAY. NOW WE HAVE TO FEED IT.

259. I'LL BET YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME.

260. WELL, YOU AIN'T GONNA GET IT, SEE?

261. DOGGONE IT.

262. HONEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE FEELIN' RIGHT NOW,

263. SO I DON'T WANNA PUSH ANYTHING.

264. OR SIT AND TALK.

265. WHOO!

266. OH, DO YOU HAVE ANY MARSHMALLOW SQUARES?

267. SORRY. MARGE SIMPSON MAKES THOSE.

268. OH, DARN!

269. FIFTEEN DOLLARS SHORT.

270. EXACTLY WHAT MARGE SIMPSON'S MARSHMALLOW SQUARES BRING IN.

271. THAT STATUE OF LINCOLN?

272. NO, I'M AFRAID WE'LL HAVE TO GO WITH SOMETHING CHEAPER. AH.

273. I GIVE YOU OUR 39th PRESIDENT, JIMMY CARTER.

274. - OH, COME ON! - HE'S HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER!

275. RELEASE THE DOGS. GEE, THEY LOOK PRETTY MAD.

276. YEAH, I'VE BEEN STARVIN' 'EM, TEASIN' 'EM, SINGING OFF-KEY.

277. NO! NICE DOGGY.

278. IF MARGE SIMPSON WAS HERE.

279. GOOD-BYE, MARGE. I'LL MISS YA.

280. I HOPE YOU FIND SOMEBODY.

281. MEN ARE SUCH SLIME. BUT I'M SEEING THIS NEW GUY. I THINK HE'S DIFFERENT.

282. YOO-HOO!

283. HE SAYS HIS NAME IS HOMER, AND HE WORKS AT THE NUCLEAR PLANT.

284. BEFORE MOM GETS BACK.

285. NO PROBLEMO. WE'LL JUST SWEEP IT ALL UNDER THE RUG.

286. HEY, WATCH IT.

287. I DIDN'T EXPECT ALL THIS.

288. WELL, WE NEVER SHOULD HAVE LET YOU GO.

289. FROM NOW ON, I'LL USE MY GOSSIP FOR GOOD INSTEAD OF EVIL.

290. FOR MARGE SIMPSON!

291. HIP, HIP, HOORAY! HIP, HIP, HOORAY!

292. - HIP, HIP, HOORAY! - NOW, MARGE,

293. TREAT FOR YOU.

294. UH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

295. SHH!