The Simpsons 4x14

Directed by Jeffrey Lynch

Tress MacNeille as Angela Dare / Gwen the waitress / Homer's cousin's wife (voice) • Phil Hartman as Tom / Nelson's Dad / Football Commentator / Announcer (voice) • Marcia Wallace as Edna Krabappel (voice)

When Homer neglects Bart once too often, Bart goes to the Big Brother program to get a new father figure. Stung, Homer replaces Bart with a little brother.

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1. D'OH!

2. EYE OF THE TIGER, BART.

3. EYE OF THE—

4. I STOPPED IT. AND I HURT SOMEBODY. HA-HA.

5. BOYS, IT WASN'T EASY CHOOSING ONLY ONE OF YOU...

6. PELE'S SOCCER AND ACTING CAMP.

7. LET'S ALL CONGRATULATE... NELSON!

8. THANKS, DAD!

9. TOLD YA.

10. COME ON, BART. WE'RE GONNA GO SNEAK INTO AN R-RATED MOVIE.

11. IT'S CALLED BARTON FINK.

12. I CAN'T. I TOLD MY DAD I'D WAIT FOR HIM.

13. BARTON FINK! BARTON FINK!

14. BARTON FINK!

15. HOMER, WE'RE GOING TO MY SISTERS'.

16. REMEMBER, PICK UP BART. I'M ON MY WAY.

17. WHAT'D YOU SAY, MARGE?

18. THAT COULD BE DAD.

19. STATION WAGON. LUGGAGE RACK.

20. WHA—

21. DAD, WHERE ARE YOU?

22. AH, WHO CARES?

23. THIS ISN'T FUNNY!

24. HOMER SIMPSON. HOMER SIMPSON.

25. PICK UP BART. PICK UP BART!

26. "TRAB PU KCIP." "TRAB PU KCIP!"

27. ABOUT WRITING ON THE WALLS?

28. GO TO YOUR ROOM!

29. AFTER 16 GLORIOUS SEASONS,

30. TO BRYAN BARTLETT STARR.

31. HMM. I KEEP THINKING I'M FORGETTING SOMETHING.

32. BART! BART! BART! BART! BART! BART! BART!

33. BART. BART. BART, BART, BART, BART.

34. BART. BART.

35. I CAN'T THINK WITH ALL THIS NOISE.

36. SUPPOSED TO DO?

37. PICK UP BART. PICK UP BART.

38. "PIGABAR"? WHAT THE HELL IS "PIGABAR"?

39. BART? BART!

40. WHY? HOW?

41. WHEN? WHICH?

42. BART!

43. DAD, HIDE YOUR SHAME!

44. HEY, HOMIE! I CAN SEE YOUR DOODLE. SHUT UP, FLANDERS.

45. HEY, BOY, HOW WAS SOCCER PRACTICE?

46. HEY, BART. SON?

47. HERE'S MY WAY OF SAYING I'M SORRY.

48. OOH.

49. I KNOW YOU'RE MAD AT ME RIGHT NOW, AND...

50. I'M KIND OF MAD TOO.

51. I MEAN, WE COULD SIT HERE AND TRY TO FIGURE OUT...

52. TILL THE COWS COME HOME.

53. BUT LET'S JUST SAY WE'RE BOTH WRONG, AND THAT'LL BE THAT.

54. NOW, HOW 'BOUT A HUG?

55. HELLO, NEW YORK.

56. TO HOST THIS SHOW,

57. I SAID, "LORNE, WHY ME?"

58. I MEAN, I DID JUST STAR WITH MARVIN HAGLER...

59. YEAH!

60. ANYWAY, WE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU.

61. WELL, ACTUALLY THE LAST HALF HOUR'S A REAL GARBAGE DUMP.

62. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

63. I MISS JOE PISCOPO.

64. LOST YOUR DAD? UH-HUH.

65. HE'S NOT COMING BACK, IS HE? HE MIGHT.

66. NO, HE'S NOT. BUT AT BIGGER BROTHERS, WE CAN HELP.

67. HELLO, BIGGER BROTHERS? MY NAME IS BART SIMPSON,

68. AND I DON'T HAVE A FATHER.

69. AND NOW IT'S TIME

70. HONEY, I'M HOME.

71. OH, I GOT WAX IN MY EARS. BETTER CLEAN 'EM.

72. HAH? HAH?

73. FOR 12 MORE MINUTES.

74. YOUR FATHER WAS SIX YEARS AGO? YEAH.

75. ON THE CURB FOR THE ASHMAN.

76. WHAT A REVOLTIN' DEVELOPMENT.

77. YOU BRAVE LITTLE SOLDIER.

78. I'VE BEEN SAVING SOMEONE SPECIAL FOR A CASE LIKE YOURS.

79. - BART SIMPSON? - YO.

80. I'M TOM. LET'S RIDE.

81. OHH.

82. BART'S DAD HAS REALLY PULLED HIMSELF TOGETHER.

83. - BART'S NOT MAD AT ME. - HE CALLED YOU A BAD FATHER.

84. MARGE, WHEN KIDS THESE DAYS SAY "BAD," THEY MEAN "GOOD."

85. MEANS TO WIGGLE ONE'S BUTT.

86. - PERMIT ME TO DEMONSTRATE. - NO!

87. GOOD LORD!

88. HOMER, DO YOU HAVE AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS BILL?

89. OH, IT'S THAT RECORD CLUB.

90. WERE ONLY A PENNY.

91. THE PRICE!

92. IT'S NOT FAIR. IT'S NOT FAIR, I TELLS YA.

93. NO, NO. SOMEONE MADE $300 WORTH OF PHONE CALLS...

94. THE "COREY HOTLINE."

95. WASN'T ME.

96. LISA!

97. WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK OUR PERMISSION, LISA?

98. I DID.

99. DAD, CAN I— YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

100. AH, HONEY, YOU'RE GOING THROUGH.

101. WHEN I WAS A GIRL, I HAD A CRUSH ON BOBBY SHERMAN.

102. TO STOP MAKING THESE CALLS.

103. ALL RIGHT, MOM. BE BILLED FOR ANOTHER CALL.

104. BOBBY SHERMAN.

105. CHARGE!

106. TO BASEBALL GAMES? NAH. HIS GAME WAS BLACKJACK.

107. ON A SINGLE HAND.

108. NINETEEN. HIT ME.

109. TWENTY. HIT ME.

110. TWENTY-ONE. HIT ME.

111. TWENTY-TWO. D'OH!

112. WILL BE DELAYED,

113. SPRINGFIELD COMMUNIST PARTY.

114. BOO!

115. THIS IS BETTER THAN DART DAY.

116. NOW, YOU JUST LET FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES.

117. IF YOU GET BORED, HERE'S A MASH COLORING BOOK.

118. HERE'S A GOOD ONE— "HAWKEYE'S ANTICS IRRITATE THE OTHER SURGEONS."

119. HI, YOU'VE REACHED THE COREY HOTLINE— 4.95 A MINUTE.

120. GLORY, STORY—

121. ALLEGORY, MONTESSORI.

122. OKAY, BART, TOMORROW WE'LL BLAST YOUR QUADS.

123. IS DELICIOUS, STIMPY.

124. THAT'S NOT MEATBALL SOUP.

125. THAT'S MY COLLECTION OF FUR BALLS IN STOMACH ACID.

126. YOU IDIOT! YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME, MAN!

127. SOMEDAY, I WANT TO BE AN F-14 PILOT LIKE MY HERO, TOM.

128. CALLED A NEURAL DISRUPTER.

129. HEY—

130. HE'S NOT DEAD, IS HE, BART?

131. NAH, BUT I WOULDN'T FOR A WHILE.

132. VERY GOOD, BART. THANK YOU.

133. DON'T THANK ME. EIGHT-YEAR MILITARY BUILDUP.

134. MMM. MILHOUSE, YOU'RE NEXT.

135. UH, I HAVE A HORSIE.

136. WUSS!

137. LISA, I'M GLAD YOU CAME.

138. I KNOW YOU YOUNG'UNS AREN'T ANY FUN,

139. BUT WE'LL SHOW 'EM.

140. WE'LL SHOW 'EM ALL!

141. HI, THIS IS COREY. GET MARRIED SOMEDAY.

142. HEY, BOY, WHERE'RE YOU GOING?

143. - FATHER-SON PICNIC. - HAVE A GOOD TIME.

144. HEY— WAIT A MINUTE.

145. LISA, I KNOW I CAN TRUST YOU...

146. PEANUT BRITTLE. YES, PRINCIPAL SKINNER.

147. NOW, I GOTTA SLASH 40% OUT OF THE BUDGET.

148. SO LONG...

149. SCIENCE.

150. AH, MUSIC AND ART.

151. WHAT IN BLAZES?

152. GOOD LORD! THAT'S A 900 NUMBER.

153. LET'S SEE WHAT'S IN THE NEWSPAPER TODAY.

154. HMM.

155. ON TRADE PACT.

156. HEY, LOOK AT THAT FOREST FIRE DOWN THERE.

157. YEAH, GREAT. WHAT'S THE MATTER?

158. WELL, I'VE BEEN THINKING, YOU'VE BEEN REALLY GREAT TO ME,

159. BUT THERE'S PROBABLY WHO NEEDS YOU EVEN MORE.

160. BART, I COULD KISS YOU,

161. HADN'T MADE ME SIGN A FORM PROMISING I WOULDN'T.

162. YOUR TRAGIC UPBRINGING.

163. NOW, LET'S SET DOWN AT THAT FROGURT STAND.

164. SO, THAT'S IT!

165. HELLO, SON.

166. - WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? - PLAYING WITH MILHOUSE.

167. NO, YOU HAVEN'T! YOU'VE BEEN OUT GALLIVANTING AROUND...

168. OF A BIGGER BROTHER OF YOURS!

169. HAVEN'T YOU? HAVEN'T YOU?

170. LOOK AT ME! DAD, IT JUST KIND OF HAPPENED.

171. YOU'RE TAKING THIS TOO HARD.

172. LIKE ME TO TAKE IT? "GO AHEAD, BART. HAVE YOUR FUN.

173. I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU"? I'M SORRY.

174. - I CAN'T DO IT! - WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

175. OH-HO. YOU'LL SEE.

176. FOR WANTING A LITTLE BROTHER?

177. DON'T SAY REVENGE. DON'T SAY REVENGE.

178. UH, REVENGE?

179. THAT'S IT. I'M GETTIN' OUT OF HERE.

180. WELCOME ABOARD, MR. SIMPSON.

181. A BIGGER BROTHER LIKE YOU.

182. UGLY. WIENER. CRATER-FACE.

183. SUEY! SUEY!

184. EH, MAYBE THIS WAS A MISTAKE.

185. A BIGGER BROTHER FOR ME YET?

186. OKAY. I'LL BE BACK IN AN HOUR.

187. I'LL TAKE HIM. DO YOU HAVE HIM IN BLOND?

188. LISA, THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL LICK THIS IS ONE DAY AT A TIME.

189. THE COREY LINE,

190. YOU'LL KNOW YOU'VE BEATEN IT FOREVER.

191. - MIDNIGHT? - LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER, LISA.

192. TO MY MOTHER'S WATCHFUL EYE...

193. AND SWIFT HAND.

194. OH, THERE'S MOTHER NOW—

195. WATCHING ME.

196. WHAT'S THAT, MOTHER?

197. TO BE HERE. IT'S SCHOOL BUSINESS.

198. I— MOTHER, THAT SAILOR SUIT DOESN'T FIT ANYMORE!

199. I THINK WE SHOULD GO. UH-HUH.

200. JUST LIKE OSCAR THE GROUCH.

201. PEPI! PAPA HOMER!

202. SON, YOUR LIFE IS GONNA GET BETTER...

203. STARTING NOW. OW.

204. SOUNDS VERY BAD.

205. OH, HE IS.

206. SON, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.

207. SHUT UP!

208. MMM. GRAPEFRUIT.

209. I JUST PRESS THIS BUTTON,

210. OPENS LIKE MAGIC.

211. WHY DOES IT STOP THERE? BECAUSE IT'S A STUPID PIECE OF JUNK!

212. WELL, I'D BETTER GET YOU HOME.

213. WHAT'S THE MATTER? I'VE SPENT EVERY NIGHT OF MY LIFE IN THE CITY.

214. THE STARS.

215. TELL ME MORE. ALL THE CONSTELLATIONS.

216. WELL, THERE'S...

217. JERRY THE COWBOY.

218. LOOKING THING...

219. IS ALAN... THE COWBOY.

220. OH, PAPA HOMER, YOU ARE SO LEARNED.

221. "LEARND," SON. IT'S PRONOUNCED "LEARND."

222. I LOVE YOU, PAPA HOMER.

223. I LOVE YOU TOO, PEPSI.

224. PEPI. PEPI.

225. GOTTA MAKE IT TILL MIDNIGHT. GOTTA MAKE IT TILL MIDNIGHT.

226. FOREVER DIALING THAT PHONE?

227. EXCUSE ME.

228. OH, COME ON. HURRY!

229. LISA?

230. OH, LISA.

231. YOU TRIED YOUR BEST.

232. AT THE TONE, THE TIME WILL BE...

233. 12:00 MIDNIGHT.

234. I MADE IT.

235. HEY, HOMER, HAVE YOU SEEN MY SKATEBOARD?

236. - I GAVE IT TO PEPI. - WHO THE HELL IS PEPI?

237. HE'S MY LITTLE BROTHER.

238. THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'RE NOT A NONPROFIT ORGANIZATION.

239. WHO NEEDS YOU? TOM'S A BETTER FATHER THAN YOU EVER WERE.

240. COME ON, BART. WE HAD OUR FUN.

241. PUSH YOU ON THE SWING? I WAS FAKIN' IT.

242. LIAR! OH, YEAH?

243. REMEMBER THIS? "HIGHER, DAD. HIGHER.

244. "WHEE! WHEE! PUSH HARDER, DAD." HEY, STOP THAT.

245. "COME ON! HIGHER! HIGHER! FASTER!" STOP THAT! STOP IT! STOP IT!

246. STOP IT!

247. YOU KNOW, THE WHALE IS NOT REALLY A FISH. THEY'RE MAMMALS, LIKE YOU AND ME.

248. - IS THAT TRUE? - NO.

249. WHOO! COME AND GET IT.

250. WHOO! COME AND GET IT.

251. WHOO! STUPID DOLPHIN.

252. YOU G— HEY! HEY!

253. HE GOT MY HOT DOG!

254. UH-OH. BETTER NOT LET HIM SEE ME.

255. OH, IT'S YOU.

256. SO, YOU'RE LOOKING WELL.

257. COME ON, BART. THAN TO TALK TO STRANGERS.

258. FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I'M HIS FATHER.

259. THE DRUNKEN GAMBLER?

260. THAT'S RIGHT. AND WHO MIGHT YOU BE?

261. HI-YAH!

262. HAI! HO! HAH! WOO!

263. THERE YOU GO, FELLAS. D'OH!

264. LOOK! THERE'S ANOTHER DISADVANTAGED BOY. WHERE?

265. THERE'S A COUPLE AT THE AQUARIUM, CHIEF.

266. THOSE FROZEN BANANAS?

267. I THINK SO. LET'S ROLL.

268. THIS JUST IN. IN DOWNTOWN SPRINGFIELD.

269. EARLY REPORTS INDICATE, AND THESE ARE VERY PRELIMINARY,

270. IS A GIANT LIZARD.

271. ON THIS?

272. UH-HUH. A BUNCH OF DRUNKEN FRAT BOYS.

273. ALL RIGHT. I COULD USE SOME NAMES.

274. I.P. FREELY. L—

275. UH, HOMER?

276. OH, RIGHT.

277. THAN IT LOOKS.

278. THIS IS ALL MY FAULT, DAD.

279. I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO GET HURT.

280. ANOTHER LITTLE BROTHER.

281. ANOTHER BIG BROTHER.

282. MY CAR'S GONNA FEEL SO EMPTY ON THE RIDE HOME.

283. AND ME, I HAVE NO RIDE AT ALL.

284. A GIANT HAM FOR DINNER. IT'S GONNA GO TO WASTE.

285. DON'T TALK ABOUT FOOD. I'M SO HUNGRY.

286. WELL, GOOD-BYE. WELL, GOOD-BYE.

287. WAIT. I'VE GOT AN IDEA.

288. AN IDEA? HUH?

289. - ANOTHER BEER, DAD? - THANKS, SON.

290. DAD, REMEMBER WHEN TOM HAD YOU IN THAT HEADLOCK...

291. AND YOU SCREAMED, "I'M A HEMOPHILIAC,"

292. YOU KICKED HIM IN THE BACK?

293. YEAH?

294. HOW TO DO THAT?

295. SURE, BOY.

296. FIRST, YOU GOTTA SHRIEK LIKE A WOMAN.

297. IN DISGUST.

298. THAT'S WHEN IT'S TIME TO KICK SOME BACK.

299. AND THEN WHEN HE'S LYING YEAH?

300. KICK HIM IN THE RIBS. YEAH?

301. STEP ON HIS NECK. YEAH?

302. AND RUN LIKE HELL.

303. SHH!