The Simpsons 4x13

Directed by Carlos Baeza

Phil Hartman as Lionel Hutz / Troy McClure / Lyle Lanley / others (voice) • Phil Hartman as Lionel Hutz / Troy McClure (voice)

After seeing Aunt Gladys die alone, Aunt Selma wants to get married and have a baby... until she spends a day babysitting Bart and Lisa at Duff Gardens.

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1. D'OH!

2. HEY! HEY—

3. HEY, LANCE MURDOCK,

4. 16 BLAZING SCHOOL BUSES.

5. TO DO NOW?

6. I'M GOIN' TO DUFF GARDENS!

7. DUFF GARDENS! HOME OF THE WHIPLASH!

8. TO BE COMPLETED IN 1994.

9. AND THE WASHING MACHINE!

10. WOW!

11. IN THE WORLD...

12. AT OUR FABULOUS BEERQUARIUM!

13. BART, WARM UP THE CAR. WE'RE GOING TO DUFF GARDENS!

14. YEA!

15. NOW, WHAT DO WE SAY WHEN WE GET TO THE TICKET BOOTH?

16. "WE'RE UNDER SIX."

17. AND I'M A COLLEGE STUDENT. HEH, HEH!

18. KIDS, I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS.

19. YOUR GREAT-AUNT GLADYS HAS... PASSED ON.

20. GLADYS. GLADYS.

21. 'BOUT YAY HIGH, BLUE HAIR, BIG DENT IN HER FOREHEAD?

22. NO, HONEY. GLADYS LOOKED MORE LIKE YOUR AUNT PATTY.

23. OH, YEAH. THERE SHE IS.

24. THE FUNERAL'S IN LITTLENECK FALLS.

25. LOOKS LIKE WE'LL HAVE ANOTHER TIME.

26. WE UNDERSTAND. NO USE COMPLAININ' ABOUT SOMETHING YOU CAN'T CHANGE.

27. TO DUFF GARDENS RIGHT NOW!

28. OH, HOMER, QUIT POUTING. I'M NOT POUTING.

29. I'M MOURNING.

30. STUPID DEAD WOMAN.

31. WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO A FUNERAL.

32. HOMER!

33. PATTY, SELMA, I'M SORRY.

34. MM! HE'S HUGGING US. WHAT DO WE DO?

35. AND THINK OF MacGYVER.

36. HEY, HOMER! THIS LUGGAGE IS CRUSHING ME.

37. HEY, YOU DON'T HEAR LISA COMPLAINING.

38. I CAN'T BELIEVE AUNTY GLADYS IS REALLY GONE.

39. WILL LIVE FOREVER.

40. YEAH. THE LEGEND OF THE DOG-FACED WOMAN.

41. OF THE DOG-FACED WOMAN.

42. OH, THAT'S GOOD! HOMER! THAT'S VERY RUDE OF YOU.

43. - WHAT? D'OH! - CAN WE PLEASE STOP SOMEWHERE? MY BUTT'S ASLEEP.

44. ALL RIGHT. I'M ALMOST THERE.

45. IT— OHH!

46. ANOTHER PLACE MAT, SIR? PLEASE.

47. WHILE WE'RE WAITING FOR OUR PIE,

48. LET'S TAKE A MINUTE TO REMEMBER GREAT-AUNT GLADYS.

49. WAIT A MINUTE. THAT WAS PRINCE OF TIDES.

50. FIVE, SIX,

51. SEVEN, EIGHT.

52. - WHAT ARE YOU KIDS PLAYING? - COUNTING GAME.

53. - OH, THAT'S NICE. - NINE,

54. 10.

55. HE WAS A GOOD MAN.

56. HE WAS A KIND MAN. HE GAVE TO HIS COMMUNITY...

57. AND ASKED LITTLE IN RETURN.

58. THAT'S A WOMAN? DEAR LORD!

59. WELL, I GUESS...

60. CAN BE SALVAGED.

61. TAKE A SEAT, BOZO.

62. SHOW UP ON THE BILL.

63. I'LL KEEP THIS SHORT.

64. GLADYS LIVED ALONE, DIED ALONE.

65. FOR SELMA AND ME.

66. SHE WASN'T A RICH WOMAN—

67. IN SPIRIT.

68. FORGOT MY HAT.

69. DON'T HASSLE THE DEAD, BOY. THEY HAVE EERIE POWERS.

70. WAS GONNA BE CATERED.

71. BOY, AM I HUNGRY.

72. I MEAN I'M REALLY, REALLY HUNGRY.

73. IT'S JUST NOT FAIR, DAMN IT!

74. GOOD-BYE, GREAT-AUNT GLADYS.

75. I WISH I'D MADE MORE OF AN EFFORT...

76. THESE LAST FEW YEARS.

77. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

78. I'M LIONEL HUTZ,

79. OF MS. BOUVIER'S ESTATE.

80. SHE LEFT A VIDEO WILL, SO I EARN MY FEE...

81. THIS "PLAY" BUTTON.

82. PRETTY SWEET, HEY?

83. FROM ROBERT FROST.

84. "TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A YELLOW WOOD, AND—"

85. HOMER!

86. OF SKIPPING THE POEM.

87. THANK YOU.

88. "AND THAT HAS MADE ALL THE DIFFERENCE."

89. NOW LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

90. TO MY EXECUTOR, LIONEL HUTZ,

91. I LEAVE $50,000.

92. MR. HUTZ!

93. YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW OFTEN THAT WORKS. YOU REALLY WOULD.

94. TO MARGE, I LEAVE MY COLLECTION...

95. THAT RESEMBLE CELEBRITIES.

96. THEY'RE ALL HERE— OTTO VON BISMARCK,

97. MAURICE CHEVALIER, RIGHT UP TO JAY LENO.

98. MY CHILDREN, MARJORIE.

99. TAKE SPECIAL CARE OF THEM.

100. UH-OH.

101. TO MY SISTER, JACKIE, I LEAVE MY PET IGUANA, JUB JUB.

102. WHY DIDN'T SHE JUST LEAVE ME THAT KILLED HER?

103. TO MY DEAR CHILDLESS NIECES, PATTY AND SELMA,

104. DON'T DIE LONELY LIKE ME.

105. RAISE A FAMILY, AND DO IT NOW.

106. NOW! NOW! NOW!

107. HEY, A GRANDFATHER CLOCK. NOT BAD.

108. AUNT GLADYS WAS RIGHT.

109. THERE'S SOMETHING MISSING IN OUR LIVES.

110. DON'T WORRY. WE'LL GET THAT "BARKING DOG" RECORD TOMORROW.

111. PATTY, I WANT A BABY.

112. WHAT DO I DO HERE? ABOUT YOURSELF.

113. WELL, I WANNA HAVE A BABY BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

114. YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT A FREE LUNCH, BOYS.

115. COME AND GET IT.

116. ACH! BACK TO THE LOCH WITH YOU, NESSIE.

117. OF THIS LOVE POTION,

118. ANY MAN YOU DESIRE.

119. REALLY? WHAT ARE THE MAGICAL INGREDIENTS?

120. MOSTLY CORN SYRUP, A LITTLE RUBBING ALCOHOL.

121. YOU'LL BE LUCKY IF IT DOESN'T MAKE YOUR HAIR FALL OUT ACTUALLY.

122. OH!

123. PAPER OR PLASTIC? YOU DECIDE.

124. SO, WEARING A BELT, ARE YA?

125. - YEP. - NO SUSPENDERS FOR YOU.

126. I GUESS NOT.

127. ORANGE IS REALLY YOUR COLOR.

128. - THEY MAKE US WEAR THIS. THIS CONVERSATION OVER DINNER?

129. UH, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO DATE CUSTOMERS.

130. IT'S STORE POLICY. NO, IT ISN'T. OW!

131. SHUT UP, ARNOLD. NO. GO FOR IT, MAN.

132. "R,"Q,"G."

133. QUESTION MARK. SMILEY FACE.

134. NEXT. WAIT A MINUTE.

135. YOU'RE SINGLE.

136. DID I DO WRONG?

137. CHICKEN,

138. YELLOW... MAILMAN.

139. YOU'RE READING THE WINE LIST, SIR. VERY GOOD.

140. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU FOR DINNER.

141. USE YOUR IMAGINATION.

142. MMM!

143. - AAH!

144. EW! GET OUTTA MY CAR.

145. THIS ISN'T MY HOUSE.

146. COME TO DUFF GARDENS...

147. WHERE ROAMING GANGS AREN'T A BIG PROBLEM ANYMORE.

148. THE CLEAN-SHAVEN SOUNDS...

149. OF HOORAY FOR EVERYTHING.

150. HEY, KIDS! TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE!

151. THIS WEEKEND?

152. SURE. UNLESS ANOTHER AUNT DIES.

153. SELMA, YOUR DATE'S OVER ALREADY?

154. YEAH. I WAS SO DEPRESSED.

155. I ATE A JAR OF EXPIRED OLIVES.

156. I'LL NEVER HAVE A BABY.

157. AUNT SELMA, THIS MAY BE PRESUMPTUOUS,

158. ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION?

159. BOY, I DON'T KNOW.

160. TO MAKE IT WITH A ROBOT.

161. I KNEW THAT.

162. I'M GETTING QUALITY?

163. DON'T WORRY. A RIGOROUS SCREENING PROCESS.

164. ALL DONE!

165. THANK YOU. ALWAYS A PLEASURE.

166. LITTLE GIRL.

167. "101 FROZEN POPS."

168. A NOBEL PRIZE WINNER!

169. AN NBA ALL-STAR!

170. OOH! ONE OF THE SWEATHOGS.

171. I CHECKED. IT'S NOT HORSHACK.

172. OH. ARE YOU SURE YOU WANNA HAVE A BABY THIS WAY? YEAH.

173. YOU'VE HAD SOME ORDERING OUT OF CATALOGS.

174. MAIL ORDER HUSBAND?

175. OOH! YOU LOOK JUST LIKE YOUR PICTURE.

176. SORRY. MY MIND'S MADE UP.

177. I WANNA HAVE A KID, I CAN DO IT.

178. HAVE A BABY SO BAD?

179. I GOT A LOTTA LOVE TO GIVE,

180. AND, RIGHT NOW, IS MY HAM RADIO.

181. ARE YOU SURE YOU'VE THOUGHT THIS THROUGH?

182. CHANGE YOUR LIFE.

183. - YOU'LL HAVE TO GIVE UP SMOKING. - I'LL CHEW.

184. - NO MAN WILL WANT YOU. - ALL I GOT NOW IS SPERM IN A CUP.

185. COME ON! COME ON! TIME TO GET UP!

186. - WE WANNA GO TO DUFF GARDENS! - TIME TO GO TO DUFF GARDENS!

187. OH, GREAT. DAD'S DEAD.

188. THAT SANDWICH AGAIN?

189. SANDWICH.

190. GEEZ, WE HARDLY MADE A DENT IN THAT 10-FOOT HOAGIE.

191. WELL, I'LL GIVE IT A GOOD HOME.

192. MM!

193. YOU'VE BEEN FOR A WEEK.

194. IS STARTING TO TURN.

195. TWO MORE FEET, AND I CAN FIT IT IN THE FRIDGE.

196. HOMER, I FOUND THIS BEHIND THE RADIATOR.

197. YOU SHOULD THROW IT AWAY.

198. SUGGESTION NOTED.

199. MARGE, I'D LIKE TO BE ALONE WITH THE SANDWICH FOR A MOMENT.

200. TO EAT IT?

201. YES.

202. YOU LOOK TERRIBLE.

203. I DON'T CARE. I'M GOING TO DUFF GARDENS.

204. S-S-SO COLD!

205. YOUR LIPS ARE TURNING BLUE. STAY HOME.

206. NO! DUFF GARDENS.

207. HURRAH!

208. ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE.

209. WE'LL HAVE FUN, WON'T WE, KIDS?

210. TO GET TO DUFF GARDENS, I'D RIDE WITH SATAN HIMSELF.

211. THAT'S THE SPIRIT. SEE YA TONIGHT.

212. - GOOD-BYE, DAD. DON'T EAT ANY SOLIDS. - BUT I LOVE SOLIDS.

213. WON'T BE ANY FUN WITHOUT YA, DAD.

214. YEA!

215. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! IT—

216. OH, HOW CAN I STAY MAD AT YOU?

217. MM!

218. THERE IT IS! THE DUFF BEERAMID.

219. "THE BEERAMID CONTAINS SO MUCH ALUMINUM...

220. "IT WOULD TAKE FIVE MEN TO LIFT IT.

221. DIED DURING ITS CONSTRUCTION."

222. WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

223. - LOOK! - IT'S THE SEVEN DUFFS!

224. THERE'S TIPSY, AND THERE'S QUEASY.

225. THERE'S SURLY AND REMORSEFUL!

226. HEY! TAKE A PICTURE. IT'LL LAST LONGER. GET OUTTA HERE.

227. YEARS AGO,

228. HOPS AND BARLEY...

229. TO BREW A REFRESHING, FULL-BODIED LAGER.

230. AHH!

231. THIS IS A DISGRACE. SETTLE DOWN.

232. HAS TO BE EDUCATIONAL. BART!

233. LET'S SEE IF THEY WORE UNDERWEAR BACK THEN.

234. YEAH!

235. - DO YOU FEEL ANY BETTER? - NO.

236. SICK ON A SATURDAY? 1,000-TO-1.

237. WELL, TO CHEER YOU UP, I RENTED A COUPLE OF VIDEOS.

238. "BOXING'S GREATEST WEIGH-INS" AND "YENTL."

239. YENTL? WHAT'S THAT? YOUNG WOMAN'S EFFORTS...

240. TO ENTER RABBINICAL SCHOOL.

241. - SOUNDS GREAT! - OH, MY GOD! YOU'RE DELIRIOUS.

242. HMM.

243. "BEER GOGGLES. SEE THE WORLD THROUGH THE EYES OF A DRUNK!"

244. WOW!

245. YOU'RE CHARMING THE PANTS OFF OF ME.

246. - WHAT DID YOU SAY, AUNT SELMA? THOSE DAMN GLASSES!

247. OH! THIS LOOKS LIKE FUN.

248. A BENCH. KIDS, WHAT DO YA SAY...

249. A BEER SMOOTHIE?

250. A BEER SMOOTHIE? NOT AGAIN. WE GOTTA GO.

251. WE GOT MORE STUFF TO DO. YOU'VE ALREADY HAD FOUR OF 'EM.

252. HEY, MAN, IF THE LINE'S THIS LONG, IT'S GOTTA BE GOOD.

253. GET BENT.

254. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

255. OH, YENTL. I MIGHT HAVE KNOWN.

256. PUTS THE "SHE" IN YESHIVA.

257. HMM. WELL, YOU'VE COOLED DOWN.

258. THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.

259. YOU KNOW, I RENTED ANOTHER TAPE...

260. IN CASE YOU FELT BETTER.

261. "THE EROTIC ADVENTURES OF HERCULES."

262. AS ZEUS. WHOO-HOO!

263. - I WANNA GET OFF! - YOU CAN'T GET OFF.

264. CONTINENTS TO VISIT.

265. HEY, LISE, I DARE YA TO DRINK THE WATER.

266. I'M NOT SURE THAT IS WATER.

267. CHICKEN.

268. QUIT IT, BART. QUIT IT!

269. QUIT IT! QUIT IT! BART, BE QUIET!

270. LISA, DRINK THE WATER!

271. THEY'RE ALL AROUND ME! NO WAY OUT!

272. - NO WAY OUT, I TELL YOU! - WHAT'S WRONG?

273. NOW, YOU JUST PUT YOUR HEAD RIGHT HERE.

274. AAAAAH!

275. HA-HA! HA-HA!

276. HERCULES! THE CYCLOPS TORE OFF MY CLOTHES.

277. BART! LISA!

278. AHH!

279. AHH!

280. AHH! I CAN SEE THE MUSIC.

281. MITCH, YOU'RE DOIN' A BANG-UP JOB.

282. THANK YOU, SIR.

283. WHOA. THAT ISN'T GOOD.

284. STOP THE RIDE!

285. I'LL HAVE TO ASK MY SUPERVISOR.

286. BETTER STOP IT.

287. CAN'T YOU DO SOMETHING? HEY. SURLY ONLY LOOKS OUT FOR ONE GUY— SURLY.

288. - HMM. SORRY, SURLY. - SHUT UP.

289. DON'T BLAME THESE KIDS.

290. IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT.

291. IS MISSING A CHROMOSOME.

292. MISS BOUVIER, WHILE WE WERE RESCUING THIS BOY,

293. WITH THREE BUMPER CARS!

294. AND I DON'T THINK WILL EVER BE THE SAME.

295. IN THE FERMENTARIUM.

296. I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!

297. GIVE HER THIS... AND THIS...

298. AND THEN THESE.

299. OH, THANK YOU, DOCTOR. OH, I'M NOT A DOCTOR.

300. COME TO HOMERCLES!

301. I CAN'T. THE BEANS WILL BURN.

302. FOR BEANS.

303. OH!

304. HI, KIDS. HOW WAS DUFF GARDENS?

305. CAN'T TALK. COMIN' DOWN.

306. HOW DO YOU DO IT, HOMER?

307. YOU TAKE AN ORDINARY BEDSHEET,

308. NO. I MEAN RAISING KIDS.

309. COULDN'T CUT IT TODAY.

310. A LITTLE VERSION OF ME...

311. HOLD IN MY ARMS.

312. OH, JUB JUB.

313. WHEN I WENT TO PICK HIM UP, WITH A HAT PIN.

314. SHH!

315. OH, YEAH!

316. SHH!