The Simpsons 4x10

Directed by Mark Kirkland

Elizabeth Taylor as Maggie (voice) / herself (voice) • Elizabeth Taylor as Maggie Simpson (voice)

While trying to get Maggie to say her first word, Marge and Homer reminisce about Bart's and Lisa's first words.

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1. D'OH!

2. MAGGIE, CAN YOU SAY "BA-BA"?

3. CAN YOU SAY "MAMA"? CAN YOU SAY "GET BENT"?

4. BART! MR. ROGERS SAYS IT ALL THE TIME.

5. HE DOES NOT. MAGGIE, CAN YOU SAY "DADDY"? DADDY.

6. KITTY. KITTY. BE-BOP. BE-BOP.

7. SHOVE IT. SHOVE IT.

8. DID YOU HEAR THAT? SHE SAID "BURLAP".

9. I DON'T THINK SO.

10. OH, MAGGIE, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO TALK?

11. WELL, DON'T PUSH HER. REMEMBER,

12. "'TIS BETTER TO REMAIN SILENT AND BE THOUGHT A FOOL...

13. AND REMOVE ALL DOUBT."

14. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

15. YOU BETTER SAY SOMETHING, OR THEY'LL THINK YOU'RE STUPID.

16. TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE! SWISH!

17. FRETFUL MOTHER MAGAZINE,

18. IF MAGGIE DOESN'T TALK BY AGE ONE...

19. A CORRECTIVE TONGUE EXTENDER.

20. HEY, WHAT WAS MY FIRST WORD? UH, WELL—

21. WHOA!

22. YES. OH.

23. ¡AYE CARUMBA!

24. YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK I REMEMBER.

25. BUT THE STORY OF LISA'S FIRST WORD IS VERY CUTE.

26. TELL IT, MOM. YEAH, TELL IT, MOM.

27. WELL, THIS STORY BEGINS OF 1983.

28. MS. PAC-MAN FOR WOMEN'S RIGHTS.

29. TAUGHT US HOW TO LAUGH.

30. BEFORE LISA WAS BORN, WE LIVED IN A TINY APARTMENT...

31. OF SPRINGFIELD.

32. CHIPWICH FOR SALE!

33. OR OATMEAL RAISIN!

34. CHIPWICH FOR SALE!

35. WANNA PLAY STICKBALL? SOITENLY.

36. YEAH, SURE. OVER HERE. COME ON.

37. THE LAST EPISODE OF MASH?

38. REALLY BOILS MY "POTATA."

39. I MISS-A DA KLINGER ALREADY.

40. HOMER!

41. GROWN-UPS CALL ME.

42. CALL ME DADDY.

43. HOMER. DADDY.

44. HOMER. DADDY.

45. DA— DA— DA—

46. YES? DOMER.

47. WHY, YOU LITTLE—

48. AAH!

49. AH, HE'LL TIRE HIMSELF OUT SOON.

50. AND THE PRINCESS... GOT MARRIED...

51. AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

52. - THEN WHAT HAPPENED? - UH—

53. THEY HAD 30 SONS AND 30 DAUGHTERS.

54. WHAT WERE THEIR NAMES?

55. DENNIS, BRIANNA,

56. MAVIS, BRAD—

57. NO, THIS IS TRUE. BOY GEORGE...

58. OFF HIS DINGHY.

59. HI-YO! HI-YO!

60. GOT YOUR NOSE.

61. GOT YOUR WALLET.

62. NO!

63. BART, DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN. UNDERSTAND?

64. BEEP.

65. GUESS WHAT, HOMIE? THERE'S GOING TO BE...

66. AS THERE IS NOW.

67. WE'RE GONNA START DOIN' IT IN THE MORNING? NO!

68. OH. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE ANOTHER BABY.

69. MARGE, THAT'S—

70. BYE-BYE, KEYS.

71. HEAR THAT, BART? YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A LITTLE BROTHER OR SISTER TO PLAY WITH.

72. WHO DID THIS? BABY.

73. BAD BABY.

74. UH-OH.

75. I'M AFRAID WE'RE GOING TO NEED A BIGGER PLACE.

76. NO, WE WON'T. I'VE GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT.

77. THE BABY CAN HAVE BART'S CRIB,

78. UNTIL HE'S 21.

79. WON'T THAT WARP HIM? MY COUSIN FRANK DID IT.

80. YOU DON'T HAVE A COUSIN FRANK.

81. BACK IN '76.

82. THEN HE JOINED THAT CULT. IS MOTHER SHABUBU NOW.

83. THAT AFTERNOON, AND WENT HOUSE-HUNTING.

84. HEY, BART, WANT A DOLLAR?

85. AH, AH, AH. YOU KNOW WHAT I WANNA HEAR.

86. OH, YEAH. LOVE THAT SPOUT MEDLEY.

87. NOW, MR. AND MRS. SIMPSON,

88. I HAVE IN YOUR PRICE RANGE...

89. AS THE "RAT'S NEST."

90. ON THE MARKET.

91. OH, DEAR!

92. NOW, HERE WE HAVE BEAUTIFUL HARDWOOD FLOORS,

93. WHAT'S THAT STENCH?

94. OF MELTED HOG FAT,

95. YOU'LL WONDER HOW YOU EVER DID WITHOUT IT.

96. - MMM. HOG FAT. - LET'S KEEP LOOKING.

97. OOH. DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING?

98. ARR! WHY BUY A HOUSE...

99. A HOUSEBOAT?

100. EXCUSE ME.

101. DON'T FORGET TO CHECK OUT THE GALLEY.

102. THAT'S REAL SHAG CARPETING. ARR!

103. ONCE WE GET THE CATS OUT, IT WON'T BE TOO BAD.

104. ACTUALLY, ACCORDING TO THE WILL, THE CATS OWN THE HOUSE. YOU'D BE THEIR TENANTS.

105. IN THE KITTY HOUSE.

106. I COULD'VE TRAINED THEM ARMY OF THE NIGHT.

107. GO, MY PRETTIES. KILL! KILL!

108. WE WERE ABOUT TO GIVE UP, THAT WAS PERFECT.

109. WITH THIS PLACE.

110. WOW. HOW MUCH? HOW MUCH?

111. WELL, HERE'S WHAT THEY'RE ASKING.

112. OH, I CAN'T AFFORD THAT!

113. DAD, I HAVE A PROBLEM. WHY'D YOU COME TO ME?

114. I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN'. I USED TO GET BY ON MY LOOKS.

115. NOW THEY'RE GONE, AN OLD PIECE OF FRUIT.

116. - ARE YOU DONE? - NO, NOT YET.

117. IN ALBANY, NEW YORK.

118. DAD, I DON'T NEED ADVICE. I NEED $15,000 TO BUY A HOME.

119. OH! WELL, ALL I OWN IS THIS HOUSE...

120. WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS.

121. YOU DIDN'T BUILD THIS HOUSE. YOU WON IT ON A CROOKED '50s GAME SHOW.

122. AND GOT OFF SCOT-FREE.

123. HA-HA! ALL RIGHT, SON.

124. I'LL SELL THIS DUMP AND WRITE YOU A CHECK.

125. DAD, FIRST YOU GAVE ME LIFE.

126. NOW YOU'VE GIVEN ME A HOME FOR MY FAMILY.

127. I'D BE HONORED IF YOU CAME TO LIVE WITH US.

128. THANK YOU.

129. TO THE OLD FOLKS' HOME?

130. ABOUT THREE WEEKS.

131. MAGGIE, I'LL GIVE YOU THIS COOKIE IF YOU TALK.

132. WHAT? WHAT?

133. D'OH! ALL RIGHT, YOU WIN ROUND SEVEN.

134. TO MY FIRST WORD?

135. - YOUR WHAT WHAT? - MY FIRST WORD!

136. EH, YOU DON'T WANNA HEAR THAT STORY. I KNOW!

137. I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME WITH MR. MOONEY.

138. MY HAREBRAINED SCHEMES. - DAD!

139. WAIT A MINUTE. THAT WAS THE LUCY SHOW. OKAY, WHERE WERE WE?

140. MOM WAS PREGGERS, DOWN THE SINKHOLE.

141. AH, YES. WE MOVED IN.

142. HEY, HOMER, THIS HOUSE SUCKS.

143. BART, I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE THAT WORD. CALL ME "DADDY".

144. - HOMER.

145. BART!

146. BUENOS DÍAS, NEIGHBORITOS.

147. THE HANDLE'S FLANDERS, BUT MY FRIENDS CALL ME NED.

148. - HI, FLANDERS. - WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

149. MY NAME'S TODD. WOULD YOU BE MY FRIEND?

150. YOU'RE FUNNY.

151. IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, JUST GIVE A WHISTLE. I COULD USE A TV TRAY.

152. WELL, GEE, I— WHAT?

153. YOU SAID ANYTHING.

154. WELL, SURE, FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

155. AND THAT "LITTLE WHILE" IS NOW EIGHT YEARS AND COUNTING.

156. ANYWAY, BART HAD JUST ENTERED THE TERRIBLE TWOS.

157. COULD YOU PLEASE BE QUIET?

158. BART, GET OUT!

159. IT'S NOT EASY AND A TROUBLED CHILD,

160. TO FIT IN EIGHT HOURS OF TV A DAY.

161. HEY, KIDS!

162. SUMMER'S JUST AROUND THE CORNER, AND KRUSTY BURGER...

163. OF THE 1984 OLYMPICS!

164. COOCHY COOCHY COO!

165. KRUSTY FUNNY. DUH.

166. IT'S ALL A PART OLYMPIC SWEEPSTAKES.

167. ON YOUR GAME CARD,

168. A GOLD MEDAL...

169. YOU WIN A FREE KRUSTY BURGER!

170. MMM, MMM, MMM!

171. AND CUT! BLAH!

172. SOME OF THE JUICE.

173. I'LL BE TASTING THAT FOR WEEKS.

174. GREAT SPOT, K.C.! PUT A SOCK IN IT, PREPPY.

175. FREE BURGERS GONNA COST ME?

176. NOT TO WORRY, MR. "K." WE'VE RIGGED THE CARDS.

177. THEY'RE ALL IN EVENTS THAT COMMUNISTS NEVER LOSE.

178. I LIKE. I LIKE.

179. OVER THE WIRES, BIG "K."

180. UH-HUH. "SOVIET BOYCOTT.

181. "U.S. UNOPPOSED IN MOST EVENTS." OUR GIVEAWAY?

182. LET'S SEE.

183. 44 MILLION DOLLARS.

184. OY!

185. BART, FROM NOW ON, THE BABY SLEEPS IN THE CRIB.

186. CRIB! CRIB! I'M A BABY!

187. ALL RIGHT, I KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THIS.

188. REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY.

189. LET'S GO, MARGE. WITH HIS LITTLE CRIB.

190. AH. HOMER J. SIMPSON, YOU'RE A GENIUS.

191. I KNOW YOU LIKE CLOWNS, SO I MADE YOU THIS BED.

192. NOW YOU CAN LAUGH YOURSELF TO SLEEP.

193. CAN'T SLEEP. CLOWN'LL EAT ME.

194. CAN'T SLEEP. CLOWN'LL EAT ME.

195. OH, DOCTOR! WE ARE SECONDS AWAY...

196. BUTTERFLY.

197. 9,000 MILES AWAY,

198. ARE HEAVY FAVORITES.

199. PATIENCE, MY PET.

200. TO AN EARLY LEAD.

201. ALTHOUGH WE SHOULD POINT OUT...

202. DON'T HAVE SWIMMING POOLS.

203. BOOHOO! YOU'RE BREAKIN' MY HEART.

204. HOMIE, I THINK THE BABY'S COMING.

205. WOW. A BABY AND A FREE BURGER.

206. THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE?

207. COMING UP NEXT, OF MAMA'S FAMILY.

208. YES!

209. WE'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR BOY, SIMPSON.

210. OF CREATION! SHUT UP, FLANDERS.

211. SO, KIDS, WHAT DO YOU WANNA PLAY?

212. GOOD SAMARITAN!

213. I GET TO CLOTHE THE LEPER! LUCKY!

214. - SUPPERTIME, BOYS. - OH, BOY! LIVER!

215. IRON HELPS US PLAY!

216. I WANNA GO HOME.

217. NO, I DON'T.

218. PA, CAN YA HELP ME WITH MY SUMS?

219. OH, BART, YOU MET GRANDMA FLANDERS.

220. HOPE SHE DIDN'T SCARE YA. HELLO, JOE!

221. LITTLE LISA. I'VE ALREADY STARTED YOU...

222. AND LOAN.

223. ACCORDING TO THIS MAGAZINE, BART MIGHT BE JEALOUS OF HER.

224. YEAH, WELL, BART CAN KISS MY HAIRY YELLOW BUTT.

225. FROM NOW ON, THE BABY SLEEPS IN THE CRIB.

226. - IRON HELPS US PLAY!

227. HELLO, JOE! FROM NOW ON, THE BABY SLEEPS IN THE CRIB.

228. - IRON HELPS US PLAY!

229. - HELLO, JOE! - BART?

230. THERE'S SOMEONE IN HERE WHO WANTS TO MEET YOU.

231. WELL, BART, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF LITTLE LISA?

232. I HATE YOU.

233. FROM THE DAY LISA WAS BORN.

234. WHERE'S THE BEEF?"

235. "WHERE'S THE BEEF?" WHAT THE HELL'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

236. "WHERE'S THE BEEF?"

237. NO WONDER HE WON MINNESOTA.

238. WAS A BEAUTIFUL BABY.

239. HERE SHE IS!

240. ISN'T THAT CUTE? SHE'S COUGHING.

241. AW. I'M GONNA GIVE HER A KISS.

242. I KNOW A NEW SONG. YOU STILL HERE?

243. THAT PART.

244. THE OLDER THEY GET, THE CUTER THEY AIN'T.

245. HEY, THE BABY JUST SPIT UP.

246. THE 23rd OLYMPIAD, BY KRUSTY BURGER.

247. YOU PEOPLE ARE PIGS!

248. IN EVERY 50th BURGER.

249. - I LIKE THOSE ODDS. - IN A MOMENT,

250. WE'LL LOOK AT THE COURAGEOUS KOREAN GYMNAST, KIM HUYANG,

251. TO BE A BROKEN LEG.

252. OUCH! BUT FIRST, LET'S GO TO THE BOXING VENUE.

253. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!

254. THE AMERICAN, DREDERICK TATUM,

255. OVER THE SUPINE SWEDE.

256. ONE'S THOUGHTS TURN TO ALEXANDER OF MACEDON'S VICTORY...

257. AT GRANICUS AND ISSUS.

258. U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

259. CARL LEWIS, I COULD KISS YOU!

260. OF A YOUNG MARY LOU RETTON.

261. - HAVE A "WOWWIPOP." - CAN I HAVE A LOLLIPOP?

262. OH, BART, I'M AFRAID THAT WAS THE LAST ONE.

263. BUT I'VE GOT SOMETHING A RUBELLA INOCULATION.

264. I WANNA HOLD THE BABY. I WANNA HOLD THE BABY.

265. I'M SORRY, BART. YOU'RE TOO LITTLE.

266. HERE, BART, YOU CAN HOLD MY BEER.

267. - HOMER! - WHAT?

268. GOOD NIGHT, HONEY.

269. HELLO, LISA.

270. LISA, TIME FOR YOUR FEED—

271. WHO'S CUTER NOW?

272. SHE STARTED IT.

273. STUPID MAILMAN. SQUEAL ON ME.

274. HIDEY-HO, SIMPSON.

275. THROUGH OUR DOGGIE DOOR.

276. AND SINCE WE'RE RETURNING YOUR SECOND-BORN,

277. BOY, YOU GET OVER

278. YEAH.

279. ME, MOM AND HOMER.

280. YOU WRECKED EVERYTHING. I'M LEAVING. GOOD-BYE.

281. BART. WHAT DID YOU SAY?

282. - BART? - SUFFERIN' SUCCOTASH!

283. YOU CAN TALK! GOO.

284. MOM, DAD, SHE CAN TALK! SAY IT AGAIN, LISE.

285. BART. BART, BART, BART, BART, BART. I'M HER FIRST WORD!

286. WELL, I'M NOT SURPRISED. LISA'S CRAZY ABOUT YOU.

287. SHE THINKS YOU HUNG THE MOON.

288. WOW! LISA, CAN YOU SAY "MOMMY"?

289. - MOMMY. - CAN YOU SAY "DAVID HASSELHOFF"?

290. DAVE HASSAHOFF.

291. CAN YOU SAY "DADDY"? HOMER.

292. - NO, SWEETIE. "DADDY". - HOMER.

293. D'OH!

294. I WAS SITTING THERE! I DON'T SEE YOUR NAME ON IT.

295. - IT'S RIGHT THERE. - BART, DON'T WRITE ON THE RUG.

296. HA-HA. MOM YELLED AT YOU.

297. DID NOT. DID TOO.

298. YOU KNOW, MAGGIE,

299. THE SOONER KIDS TALK, THE SOONER THEY TALK BACK.

300. I HOPE YOU NEVER SAY A WORD.

301. DADDY.

302. SHH!