1. D'Copy !req
2. Aah!Copy !req
3. Hey everybody,
Bret Gunselman hereCopy !req
4. on pivotal week eight
of the N.F.L. season.Copy !req
5. Now stay tuned for six hours
of exciting football action.Copy !req
6. Well, bye-bye belt.Copy !req
7. Homer, all those fattyCopy !req
8. deep-fried,
heavily-salted snacksCopy !req
9. can't be good for your heart.Copy !req
10. My heart is just fine.Copy !req
11. A little beer
will put out that fire.Copy !req
12. And now with the specs
for today's gamesCopy !req
13. The man who's right
52% of the time, Smooth Jimmy Apollo.Copy !req
14. Thank you Bret, our first game today,
Denver and New EnglandCopy !req
15. is too close to call.Copy !req
16. But if you're
one of those compulsive typesCopy !req
17. who just has to bet...Copy !req
18. well, I don't know.Copy !req
19. Denver!Copy !req
20. Woo-whoo!
Denver! Yeah!Copy !req
21. Moe's TavernCopy !req
22. where the peanut bowl
is freshened hourly.Copy !req
23. Moe, I'd like to bet $20
on Denver.Copy !req
24. I think I can provide
that service.Copy !req
25. Chief Wiggum, could you hand meCopy !req
26. that little black book?Copy !req
27. Sure thing, Moe.Copy !req
28. I was just using it
as a coaster.Copy !req
29. 20 big ones on Denver.Copy !req
30. Pleasure doing
business with you.Copy !req
31. H.S.Copy !req
32. All right, Denver,
justify my love.Copy !req
33. At the end of 13 seconds of playCopy !req
34. it's New England seven,
Denver nothing.Copy !req
35. D'Copy !req
36. Look, Dad.Copy !req
37. I made a model studio apartmentCopy !req
38. for my Malibu Stacy doll.Copy !req
39. This is a kitchen.Copy !req
40. This is where she prints
her weekly feminist newsletter.Copy !req
41. Dad, you're not listening to me!Copy !req
42. Lousy, stupid Denver.Copy !req
43. Look at that, a shoe box house.Copy !req
44. Lisa, you're so clever.Copy !req
45. Why isn't Dad ever interestedCopy !req
46. in anything I do?Copy !req
47. Well... do you ever take an
interest in anything he does?Copy !req
48. No. Well, we used
to have burping contestsCopy !req
49. but I outgrew it.Copy !req
50. If you want to get closer to himCopy !req
51. maybe you should bridge the gap.Copy !req
52. I do it all the time.Copy !req
53. I pretend I'm interested in
looking at power toolsCopy !req
54. going to those silly
car-chase moviesCopy !req
55. and... some things I'll tell
you about when you're older.Copy !req
56. Do you understand?Copy !req
57. I think so.Copy !req
58. - Bart!
- What?Copy !req
59. Look at that.Copy !req
60. Why did you do that?Copy !req
61. Wouldn't it be fun if we
watched the game together?Copy !req
62. Okay.Copy !req
63. Just don't say anything,
and sit down over there.Copy !req
64. Over.Copy !req
65. Over.Copy !req
66. Over.Copy !req
67. Over.Copy !req
68. Lisa, please,
I can't hear the announcer.Copy !req
69. He said Denver just fumbled.Copy !req
70. D'Copy !req
71. See you in hell, soldier boy.Copy !req
72. Bart?Copy !req
73. Yeah, Mom.Copy !req
74. I was thinking that while
your father and Lisa watch the game,Copy !req
75. it might be fun if the two of us
went clothes shopping.Copy !req
76. Mom, I'd love to, but to be honest,
I don't need new clothes.Copy !req
77. Really?Copy !req
78. So even though I'd love to spendCopy !req
79. this sunny afternoon
trying on clothes, it's not...Copy !req
80. Folks, when you're right
52% of the timeCopy !req
81. you're wrong 48% of the time.Copy !req
82. Why didn't you say that before?Copy !req
83. Okay, Jimmy,
you're off the hook.Copy !req
84. We've got Miami-Cincinnati
coming up. Any thoughts?Copy !req
85. I certainly do, Bret.Copy !req
86. I hereby declare MiamiCopy !req
87. to be Smooth Jimmy's
'Lock of the Week.'Copy !req
88. Ooh, that's a big lock, alright.Copy !req
89. But I just don't trust that guy.Copy !req
90. In the Cincinnati-Miami gameCopy !req
91. I declare Cincinnati to be
my "Shoe-in of the Week."Copy !req
92. They both make a good case.Copy !req
93. After evaluating
millions of pieces of dataCopy !req
94. in the blink of an eye,Copy !req
95. the Gambletron 2000 says
the winner is... CincinnatiCopy !req
96. by 200 points?Copy !req
97. Why, you worthless hunk of junk!Copy !req
98. You want some of this,
don't you?Copy !req
99. Yeah!Copy !req
100. Well, you need to
know the winners,Copy !req
101. and I know the winners.Copy !req
102. So call me now.Copy !req
103. $5 for the first minute,
$2 for each additional minute.Copy !req
104. You... have reached...Copy !req
105. the coach's...Copy !req
106. hot...Copy !req
107. Line.Copy !req
108. Line.Copy !req
109. Lay it on me, coach.Copy !req
110. In the game of...Copy !req
111. Mi-am-ICopy !req
112. Versus Cin...Copy !req
113. Cincinnati.Copy !req
114. - Cin...
- Cincinnati.Copy !req
115. - Na... ti.
- Cincinnati.Copy !req
116. C'mon, c'mon! Don't you realize
this is costing me money?Copy !req
117. We must consider...
many things.Copy !req
118. The wind...Copy !req
119. D'not the wind!Copy !req
120. Is blowing out of the...Copy !req
121. west...Copy !req
122. at five...Copy !req
123. Miles per hour.Copy !req
124. - Knots.
- D'Copy !req
125. This is ridiculous!Copy !req
126. What am I supposed to do?Copy !req
127. Lisa, who do you think's
gonna win?Copy !req
128. The Bengals or the Dolphins?Copy !req
129. I don't know.
The Dolphins?Copy !req
130. Good, good.Copy !req
131. Moe, $50 on the Miami Dolphins.Copy !req
132. Gotcha. 50 beans on Miami.Copy !req
133. Homer, I got a call
on the other line. Hello?Copy !req
134. Moe, it's me, Mr. K.Copy !req
135. Yeah, yeah, what will it be?Copy !req
136. Put me down for $700
on the Rams.Copy !req
137. And put Sideshow Mel down
for two grand.Copy !req
138. Mom, I'm tired.Copy !req
139. I want to go home.Copy !req
140. Can't I just lie down
for a minute?Copy !req
141. Bart, I think
you'd look very sharpCopy !req
142. in this shirt.Copy !req
143. Fine. Get it. Let's go.Copy !req
144. No, no, no.Copy !req
145. You have to try it on.Copy !req
146. Ooh, and this one's 50% off.Copy !req
147. You know why these
clothes are on sale, Mom?Copy !req
148. Because the people
who wear them get beaten up.Copy !req
149. Well, anyone who would beat you up
for wearing a shirt isn't your friend.Copy !req
150. Ooh, this looks good,Copy !req
151. and this one is very, very cuteCopy !req
152. and these...Copy !req
153. Look, little bow ties!Copy !req
154. And don't make that face at me.Copy !req
155. How did you know?Copy !req
156. Touchdown, Dolphins!Copy !req
157. All right, Dolphins!Copy !req
158. All right, Dolphins!Copy !req
159. - Woo-hoo!
- Woo-hoo!Copy !req
160. 50 big ones!Copy !req
161. 50 big ones?Copy !req
162. You see, Lisa,
Daddy's friend Moe promisedCopy !req
163. to give him $50
if the Dolphins won the game.Copy !req
164. You mean you made a bet?Copy !req
165. I wouldn't call it a bet.Copy !req
166. It's a little thing Daddies doCopy !req
167. to make football more exciting.Copy !req
168. What could be more excitingCopy !req
169. than the savage ballet
that is pro football?Copy !req
170. Well, you know.Copy !req
171. You like ice cream, don't you?Copy !req
172. Don't you like ice cream betterCopy !req
173. when it's covered with hot fudgeCopy !req
174. and mounds of whipped cream,
chopped nutsCopy !req
175. and those crumbled-up
cookie things they mash up?Copy !req
176. Crumbled-up cookie things.Copy !req
177. So gambling makes a
good thing even better?Copy !req
178. That's right!Copy !req
179. My God...Copy !req
180. it's like there's
some kind of bond between us.Copy !req
181. We've got a troublemaker
in booth eight.Copy !req
182. Forget him.
There's a code red in booth three.Copy !req
183. My God!Copy !req
184. Those aren't the socks
she came in with.Copy !req
185. Um-um... Let's move.Copy !req
186. - Bart?
- In here Mom, but Don't open the...Copy !req
187. Bart, you could use
some new underwear too.Copy !req
188. Look at that stupid kid!Copy !req
189. - Three!
- Three!Copy !req
190. - Two!
- Two!Copy !req
191. - One!
- One!Copy !req
192. And the final
from Riverfront Stadium:Copy !req
193. Miami 24, Cincinnati 10.Copy !req
194. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
195. Boy! Mom sure will
be happy you won $50.Copy !req
196. You'd think that, wouldn't you?Copy !req
197. But you see, Lisa,
your mother has this crazy ideaCopy !req
198. that gambling is wrongCopy !req
199. even though they
say it's okay in the Bible.Copy !req
200. Really? Where?Copy !req
201. Somewhere in the back.Copy !req
202. The point is,
we had a great time today.Copy !req
203. And to keep it that wayCopy !req
204. let's not tell your mother
about our little wager, okay?Copy !req
205. Okay, Dad.Copy !req
206. Did you two have fun?Copy !req
207. You bet.Copy !req
208. Well, we had fun too.Copy !req
209. Right now,
Bart is modeling his new clothesCopy !req
210. for his friends.Copy !req
211. Ooh...Copy !req
212. You got to come out
sometime, Simpson.Copy !req
213. Goodnight, Dad.
I had a really nice time today.Copy !req
214. Me too, honey.Copy !req
215. Can I watch football with youCopy !req
216. again next Sunday?Copy !req
217. Sure. You'll find
it gets ridCopy !req
218. of the unpleasant aftertaste
of church.Copy !req
219. See how good things can happenCopy !req
220. if you make a little effort?Copy !req
221. Point well taken.Copy !req
222. Mom... could you loosen
my blanket a little?Copy !req
223. Dad tucked me in too tight,
and it's cutting offCopy !req
224. the circulation
in my arms and legs.Copy !req
225. This team is fired up.
We came here to play.Copy !req
226. - Alright!
- He'll lose.Copy !req
227. What? Didn't you hear
what he said?Copy !req
228. Look at the fear in his eyes.Copy !req
229. Listen to the quiver
in his voice.Copy !req
230. He's a little boy
lost in a game of men.Copy !req
231. Do you think we should
bet against them?Copy !req
232. I'd bet my entire
college fund on it.Copy !req
233. You got it.Copy !req
234. Moe, $23 on New York.Copy !req
235. Start spreading the news.Copy !req
236. It's New York over
Philadelphia, 35 to 10.Copy !req
237. - Yay!
- Yay!Copy !req
238. Dad, I hate to break the moodCopy !req
239. but I'm getting nauseous.Copy !req
240. Sorry.Copy !req
241. So, who do you like
in the afternoon games?Copy !req
242. Well, I like the 49ers
because they're pure of heart,Copy !req
243. Seattle because they got
something to prove,Copy !req
244. and the Raiders
because they always cheat.Copy !req
245. In an extremely suspicious playCopy !req
246. the Raiders win!Copy !req
247. Three for three!Copy !req
248. Hey, the new sign's
really working.Copy !req
249. It's been a madhouse, Lisa.Copy !req
250. Let's see...Copy !req
251. Football... football...Copy !req
252. homoeroticism in...Copy !req
253. oddball Canadian rules...Copy !req
254. Phyllis George in...Copy !req
255. Doctor, what a finish!Copy !req
256. The final score...
Atlanta 17, Houston 13.Copy !req
257. And the lowly Falcons
are flying high.Copy !req
258. Who would have thunk it?Copy !req
259. My daughter, that's who.Copy !req
260. Yeah, me.Copy !req
261. Lisa, you pick the winner
every time.Copy !req
262. You must have some kind
of special gift.Copy !req
263. Come on Dad. It doesn't
take a geniusCopy !req
264. to realize that Houston's failed
to cover their last ten outingsCopy !req
265. on away turf the week
after scoring moreCopy !req
266. than three touchdowns
in a conference game.Copy !req
267. My little girl
says the cutest things.Copy !req
268. You know, Dad,
Sunday is fast becomingCopy !req
269. my favorite day of the week.Copy !req
270. Not Sunday... Daddy-Daughter Day.Copy !req
271. The usual, Moe...Copy !req
272. A beer...
and a wad of bills!Copy !req
273. Okay...Copy !req
274. You lucky moron.Copy !req
275. Here you go, Homer, $135.Copy !req
276. I used to hate the smell
of your sweaty feet.Copy !req
277. Now it's the smell of victory.Copy !req
278. Shut up.Copy !req
279. Look at these prices.
We could finally get ridCopy !req
280. of those termites
for the cost of this meal.Copy !req
281. Tut-tut, only the best
for my family.Copy !req
282. Homer, I can't help wondering
where you're getting the money from?Copy !req
283. Mom, can't a man do something
nice for his loved ones?Copy !req
284. I guess so.Copy !req
285. Hello, I'm Marco,
I'll be your waiter.Copy !req
286. Hello, I'm Homer,
I'll be your customer.Copy !req
287. Never heard that one before.Copy !req
288. Would you care
to select the wine?Copy !req
289. I'll do the honors.Copy !req
290. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
291. My God!Copy !req
292. What passes for
a wine list these days?Copy !req
293. Marco, just bring us your
freshest bottle of wine.Copy !req
294. Chop, chop.Copy !req
295. Charming lad.Copy !req
296. Violin guy.Copy !req
297. What's your favorite song, Lisa?Copy !req
298. - "The Broken Neck Blues."
- Play on.Copy !req
299. It is the playoffs.Copy !req
300. It's five below.Copy !req
301. And there's one loyal fan
wearing nothing but a G-string.Copy !req
302. And the team colors
painted on his body.Copy !req
303. He doesn't look too happy.Copy !req
304. Well, maybe the paint has shut
off his pores and he's slowly suffocating.Copy !req
305. Still, that is a real fan.Copy !req
306. Well Lisa, it's
Daddy-Daughter Day,Copy !req
307. and Daddy needs
daughter's picks.Copy !req
308. Dad, I'm making the ChiefsCopy !req
309. my five-star,
silver bullet special.Copy !req
310. And with your blessing,
I'd like to tie it to the CowboysCopy !req
311. plus five at Chicago.Copy !req
312. Good, good. You call Moe.Copy !req
313. Moe, this is L.S.
calling for H.S.Copy !req
314. Just give me the bet, Lisa.Copy !req
315. 110, 120...Copy !req
316. You lucky son of a...Copy !req
317. Hey Homer, you want to go
bowling next Sunday?Copy !req
318. Barney, are you nuts?
That's the Super Bowl.Copy !req
319. How about the Sunday after that?Copy !req
320. Well, my ma's coming in
from NorwayCopy !req
321. but what the hell.Copy !req
322. And when the doctor said
I didn't have worms anymore,Copy !req
323. that was the happiest day
of my life.Copy !req
324. Thank you, Ralph, very graphic.Copy !req
325. Lisa Simpson, would you like
to read your essay?Copy !req
326. The happiest day of my life
was three Sundays agoCopy !req
327. I was sitting on my Daddy's
knee when the Saints...Copy !req
328. Who are four and a half point favorites,
but only up by three...Copy !req
329. Kicked a meaningless field goalCopy !req
330. at the last second
to cover the spread.Copy !req
331. Dear God!Copy !req
332. Dad!
You must have bought meCopy !req
333. every Malibu Stacy
accessory there is.Copy !req
334. Not quite.Copy !req
335. They were out
of Malibu Stacy lunar rovers.Copy !req
336. Ooh, perfume!Copy !req
337. "Meryl Streep's Versatility."Copy !req
338. Boy, I know you're going
to like your present.Copy !req
339. Shut up! Shut up!
Kiss my butt!Copy !req
340. Shut up!
Go to hell! Go to hell!Copy !req
341. Dad, I promise you,Copy !req
342. I will never get tired of this.Copy !req
343. Homer, those were
very thoughtful presentsCopy !req
344. but you have to tell me
where you got the money from.Copy !req
345. Alright Marge, I'll tell you,Copy !req
346. but first you have to
promise you will not get mad.Copy !req
347. I promise I will get madCopy !req
348. because I always do when you
make me promise I won't.Copy !req
349. Alright, if you must know,Copy !req
350. Lisa and I have been gambling
on pro football.Copy !req
351. Homer!Copy !req
352. You promised
you wouldn't get mad.Copy !req
353. I did not.
I promised I would get mad.Copy !req
354. She's an eight-year-old girl!Copy !req
355. Marge, she never loses.
She's got a gift.Copy !req
356. Aren't parents supposed
to encourage their kidsCopy !req
357. whenever they show talent?Copy !req
358. But gambling is illegal.Copy !req
359. Only in 48 states.Copy !req
360. Besides,
it's a victimless crime.Copy !req
361. The only victim is MoeCopy !req
362. and it's brought
Lisa and me together.Copy !req
363. I just don't know.Copy !req
364. Look, what's the problem?Copy !req
365. The kids are happy,
you smell like Meryl StreepCopy !req
366. and I got that foot massager
I've always wanted.Copy !req
367. Believe me, Marge, nothing bad
could possibly come of this.Copy !req
368. You know, Dad,Copy !req
369. we've been watching
a lot of TV lately.Copy !req
370. Maybe the Sunday
after the Super BowlCopy !req
371. we could hike up to
the top of Mt. Springfield.Copy !req
372. The fires in the tire yards
really make for some beautiful sunsets.Copy !req
373. That sounds great honey, but next
Sunday I'm going bowling with Barney.Copy !req
374. What about Daddy-Daughter Day?Copy !req
375. Don't worry. The new football season
is only seven months away.Copy !req
376. So that's it.Copy !req
377. You just wanted me
to help you gamble.Copy !req
378. You never wanted
to be with me at all.Copy !req
379. You're a very selfish man.Copy !req
380. Go to hell!
Go to hell!Copy !req
381. Hey, once again,
great present, Dad.Copy !req
382. My third husband bought me this.Copy !req
383. Give me some chips for it.Copy !req
384. Are you sure Ma'am?Copy !req
385. Don't tell me what to do Sonny.Copy !req
386. I've been gambling
since I was eightCopy !req
387. and I've been hocking jewelry
since I was 12.Copy !req
388. Now give me some chips.Copy !req
389. Look around you, Malibu Stacy.Copy !req
390. All this was bought
with dirty money.Copy !req
391. Your penthouse, your Alfa-Romeo,
your collagen-injection clinic.Copy !req
392. You're going back
into the shoebox.Copy !req
393. It may not be prettyCopy !req
394. but damn it, it's honest.Copy !req
395. I, Lisa SimpsonCopy !req
396. am hereby giving awayCopy !req
397. all my ill-gotten
Malibu Stacy accessories!Copy !req
398. Look Lisa, I bought youCopy !req
399. a Malibu Stacy chinchilla coat.Copy !req
400. Ooh!Copy !req
401. So you've come to buy
my forgiveness.Copy !req
402. Sorry, Homer.Copy !req
403. Lisa, honey, I'm sorry
I hurt your feelings.Copy !req
404. But I really had a good time
watching football with youCopy !req
405. and I think you had
a good time with me.Copy !req
406. Yeah, I did.Copy !req
407. Well, come on, we can still
watch the Super Bowl togetherCopy !req
408. Can't we?Copy !req
409. Well, I would like to see
what the fuss is about.Copy !req
410. It's a date.Copy !req
411. So...Copy !req
412. Do you think the Redskins
will beat the spread?Copy !req
413. Put me down.Copy !req
414. Look Dad, I'll tell you who's going
to win the Super Bowl if you want me to,Copy !req
415. but it will just
validate my theoryCopy !req
416. that you cared more
about winning moneyCopy !req
417. than you did about me.Copy !req
418. Okay.Copy !req
419. I think Washington
is a mortal lock.Copy !req
420. Washington!
Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
421. However...Copy !req
422. However? What however?
What do you mean 'however'?Copy !req
423. However what?Copy !req
424. However, I may also be
so clouded with rageCopy !req
425. that subconsciously
I want you to lose.Copy !req
426. In which case,
I'd bet the farm on Buffalo.Copy !req
427. Lisa, do me a favor.
Complete this sentence:Copy !req
428. Daddy should bet
all his money on...Copy !req
429. I don't know.Copy !req
430. If I still love you, Washington.Copy !req
431. If I don't, Buffalo.Copy !req
432. Homer, I think that chip's
got enough dip on it.Copy !req
433. We're live from the
Hubert H. Humphrey MetrodomeCopy !req
434. and Super Bowl 26.Copy !req
435. Today we're going to be seenCopy !req
436. by people in 150 countries
all over the worldCopy !req
437. including our newest affiliate,
W-Gimel-Aleph-NunCopy !req
438. in Tel Aviv.Copy !req
439. Stupid!Copy !req
440. Sorry...Copy !req
441. Formidable.Copy !req
442. Every note is
like a dagger in my heart.Copy !req
443. I got to get out of here.Copy !req
444. Moe's Tavern.Copy !req
445. Home of the Super Sunday
Brunch Spectacular.Copy !req
446. Baloney.Copy !req
447. Bread!Copy !req
448. Got you down for 40 bucks.Copy !req
449. Good luck, Your Eminence.Copy !req
450. Sorry, Homer, you can't take
any more of my money.Copy !req
451. I'm out of the bookie business.Copy !req
452. But Moe,
you've been taking bets all...Copy !req
453. - Hey, Barney, how 'bout a free beer.
- Wow!Copy !req
454. Don't worry, Moe,
I'm not betting.Copy !req
455. - What? Give me that.
- Aw.Copy !req
456. I had the greatest gift of all...Copy !req
457. A little girl who
could pick football...Copy !req
458. And I ruined it.Copy !req
459. Well, sir, we're two hoursCopy !req
460. and 45 minutes into
the pregame show,Copy !req
461. and we've got ourselves
a special guest...Copy !req
462. Actor Troy McClure,Copy !req
463. whose new sitcom
is premiering tonightCopy !req
464. coincidentally enough,
right after the game!Copy !req
465. Thanks, Bret.Copy !req
466. My new show's called
"Handle With Care."Copy !req
467. I play Jack Handle,
a retired copCopy !req
468. who shares an apartment
with a retired criminal.Copy !req
469. We're the original Odd Couple.Copy !req
470. What made you want to do
a situation comedy?Copy !req
471. Well I fell in love
with the script, Bret.Copy !req
472. And my recent trouble
with the IRS sealed the deal.Copy !req
473. Great, great, Troy.Copy !req
474. Ooh! Looks likeCopy !req
475. we're almost ready
for the kickoff.Copy !req
476. Washington kicks.Copy !req
477. It's a bad kick, way too short.Copy !req
478. Buffalo is going to start
with excellent field position.Copy !req
479. Buffalo's going to win.Copy !req
480. Lisa hates me.Copy !req
481. What you got riding
on this game?Copy !req
482. My daughter.Copy !req
483. What a gambler.Copy !req
484. And with the score at the half...Copy !req
485. Buffalo 14, Washington 7...Copy !req
486. It's time for the never-tedious
Super Bowl halftime show.Copy !req
487. People of Earth, we've come
ten billion light-yearsCopy !req
488. to bring you this
halftime message of peace.Copy !req
489. This sucks.Copy !req
490. Come on, snipers, where are you?Copy !req
491. Bart, who's winning?Copy !req
492. You-hate-Dad is up
by a touchdown.Copy !req
493. Go! Go! Go! Go! Yay!Copy !req
494. It's a touchdown
for halfback Dan Beerdorf.Copy !req
495. Duff Dry has won the Duff Bowl.Copy !req
496. They wanted it more.Copy !req
497. Hey, Homer, didn't you say
if Duff Dry wins,Copy !req
498. your daughter loves you?Copy !req
499. Not Duff Dry, Washington.Copy !req
500. Okay, okay,
they're both great teams.Copy !req
501. - Yay!
- Yay!Copy !req
502. Touchdown, Redskins.Copy !req
503. All right,
we're back in business.Copy !req
504. Well, I'm glad some peopleCopy !req
505. could resist the lures
of the big game.Copy !req
506. My God!
I forgot the game!Copy !req
507. So, with three ticks left
on the clock,Copy !req
508. it all comes down
to this one play.Copy !req
509. If Washington scores here,
happy fans will be lootingCopy !req
510. and turning over cars in our
nation's capitol tonight.Copy !req
511. Here's the handoff..Copy !req
512. Please, please, please.Copy !req
513. Touchdown!Copy !req
514. Stick a cork in this one,
it is done!Copy !req
515. The Washington Redskins
win Super Bowl 26!Copy !req
516. I guess you love Dad.Copy !req
517. I suspected as much.Copy !req
518. Yes! She loves me,
she loves me.Copy !req
519. What are you so
happy about, Homer?Copy !req
520. You didn't win any money.Copy !req
521. Money comes and money goes,
but what I have with my daughterCopy !req
522. can go on for eight more years!Copy !req
523. Come on, Dad!Copy !req
524. It's beautiful.Copy !req
525. Isn't it, though?Copy !req
526. After I catch my breath...Copy !req
527. can we go home?Copy !req
528. ROUNDABOUT ENTERTAINMENT INC.Copy !req