1. D-ohh!Copy !req
2. Ahh!Copy !req
3. Uh... Chief Wiggum,
Archbishop McGeeCopy !req
4. distinguished guestsCopy !req
5. I am pleased to dedicateCopy !req
6. this emergency warning system.Copy !req
7. In the off-chance
of a nuclear disasterCopy !req
8. this sign will tell you,
the good citizens of SpringfieldCopy !req
9. what to do.Copy !req
10. The joke's on them.Copy !req
11. If the core explodesCopy !req
12. there won't be any power
to light that sign.Copy !req
13. And now, I would like
to present the man who made
this sign possibleCopy !req
14. by dropping the last of his
obstructionist legal challenges.Copy !req
15. Montgomery Burns.Copy !req
16. Mr. Burns is never late.Copy !req
17. Something must be
terribly wrong.Copy !req
18. There better be.Copy !req
19. Nobody leaves Diamond Joe
Quimby holding the bag.Copy !req
20. ( gasping: )
Must... turn... over.Copy !req
21. Got... to...Copy !req
22. greet... dignitaries.Copy !req
23. Oh, no!Copy !req
24. Mr. Burns! We've got
to get a doctor.Copy !req
25. Absolutely not.Copy !req
26. No quack sawbonesCopy !req
27. is going to apply
his leeches to meCopy !req
28. as long as there's
an ounce of strengthCopy !req
29. left in me...Copy !req
30. Mmm.Copy !req
31. Mr. Burns is sufferingCopy !req
32. from what we medical men
call hypohemia.Copy !req
33. In laymen's terms,
it's quite simply
a lack of blood.Copy !req
34. Damn it, doctor, I'm no idiot.
I know what hypohemia is.Copy !req
35. What I want to know is
what can we do about it?Copy !req
36. At this point,
our only hope is
a transfusion.Copy !req
37. How long does it take
to sterilize a needle?Copy !req
38. A few seconds.
Oh, skip it!Copy !req
39. Just leave me enough
to get home.Copy !req
40. ( chuckling: )
I'm afraid it's not that simple.Copy !req
41. His blood type
is double-o-negative.Copy !req
42. It's quite rare.Copy !req
43. But I'm b-positive.Copy !req
44. Damn my common gutter-blood
in my veins.Copy !req
45. Smithers, don't feel so bad.Copy !req
46. After all, the kidney
you donated to meCopy !req
47. really hit the spot.Copy !req
48. Attention all employees!Copy !req
49. Our boss and inspiration,
Mr. BurnsCopy !req
50. ( choking: )
is at death's... death's door.Copy !req
51. If you have type
double-o-negative bloodCopy !req
52. I implore you to report
to the Bloodmobile outside.Copy !req
53. That is all.Copy !req
54. I'd give him my blood
except for one thing.Copy !req
55. What's that?Copy !req
56. I don't want to.Copy !req
57. I can't believe you guys.Copy !req
58. There's a human being out there
with millions of dollarsCopy !req
59. who needs our helpCopy !req
60. and you don't want
to cash in?Copy !req
61. That's why you losers are stuck
in this crummy dead-end job.Copy !req
62. You know Homer,
I am your supervisor.Copy !req
63. Sorry, sir.Copy !req
64. Maggie, look.Copy !req
65. What's that?Copy !req
66. Lee-mur. Lee-mur.Copy !req
67. Zebu.Copy !req
68. Zeee-booo.Copy !req
69. What are you doing, honey?Copy !req
70. I'm trying to teach Maggie
that nature doesn't end
with the barnyard.Copy !req
71. I want her to have all the
advantages that I didn't have.Copy !req
72. Lisa, we did the best we could.Copy !req
73. What's a zebu?Copy !req
74. It's like an ox, only it has
a hump and a dewlap.Copy !req
75. Hump and dewlap.Copy !req
76. Hump and dewlap.Copy !req
77. Marge!Copy !req
78. What's my blood type?Copy !req
79. A-positive.Copy !req
80. Aw, nuts! Extremely rare blood,
and I don't have it.Copy !req
81. You know his blood type?
How romantic.Copy !req
82. A mother knows everything
about her family.Copy !req
83. Oh yeah?
What's my shoe size?Copy !req
84. Four-b.Copy !req
85. How many teeth do I have?Copy !req
86. 16 permanent, eight baby.Copy !req
87. Earmuffs?Copy !req
88. - XL.
- Ring?Copy !req
89. I don't want you wearing rings,Copy !req
90. it looks cheap, but three.Copy !req
91. Allergies?Copy !req
92. Butterscotch and
imitation butterscotch...Copy !req
93. And..?Copy !req
94. Glow-in-the-dark
monster makeup.Copy !req
95. Ooh, impressive.Copy !req
96. How many hairs on my head?
Without looking.Copy !req
97. Oh Homey, you have
lots of hair.Copy !req
98. Why did you want to know
your blood type?Copy !req
99. Old man Burns is gonna
kick off if he doesn't get someCopy !req
100. double-o-negative blood,Copy !req
101. but nobody at the plant has it.Copy !req
102. Bart does.Copy !req
103. Whoa! Yes! All right! Whoo!Copy !req
104. Congratulations, boy!Copy !req
105. You've got a date
with a needle.Copy !req
106. Hey, wait a minute.Copy !req
107. I don't have
to give blood.Copy !req
108. I have rights, you know.Copy !req
109. Yeah, you have the right
to remain silent.Copy !req
110. Bart, you have to
help someone in need.Copy !req
111. It's the only
decent thing to do.Copy !req
112. D-ohhh!Copy !req
113. Bart, it's not likeCopy !req
114. I'm asking you
to give blood for free.Copy !req
115. That would be crazy.
You're a little youngCopy !req
116. to understand thisCopy !req
117. but when you save
a rich man's lifeCopy !req
118. he showers you with riches!Copy !req
119. Don't you know the story
of Hercules and the lion?Copy !req
120. Is it a Bible story?Copy !req
121. Yeah probably.Copy !req
122. Anyway, once upon a timeCopy !req
123. there was a big, mean lion
who got a thorn in his pawCopy !req
124. and all the village people
tried to pull it outCopy !req
125. but nobody was strong enough.Copy !req
126. So, they got HerculesCopy !req
127. and Hercules used
his mighty strengthCopy !req
128. and bingo!Copy !req
129. Anyway, the moral is
the lion was so happyCopy !req
130. he gave Hercules
this big thing of riches.Copy !req
131. How did a lion get rich?Copy !req
132. It was the olden days.Copy !req
133. Oh.Copy !req
134. Hey! Let's go!Copy !req
135. Emergency! Life or death here!Copy !req
136. Just a sec, man.Copy !req
137. Whoa, Otto, man.Copy !req
138. You work here?Copy !req
139. Oh Yeah. During the day,
all my friends are in schoolCopy !req
140. so I got a job as a certified
bloodletting tech dude.Copy !req
141. Now let's get this
show on the road.Copy !req
142. Okay.Copy !req
143. Let me wash up.Copy !req
144. Homer, brave young Bart...Copy !req
145. I don't know
which one to hug first.Copy !req
146. Uh, the boy.Copy !req
147. Eww.Copy !req
148. Oop!Copy !req
149. We're ready with
the transfusion.Copy !req
150. Smithers, I'm not going
to make it.Copy !req
151. I want to dictate...Copy !req
152. my epitaph.Copy !req
153. Go ahead.Copy !req
154. Charles Montgomery Burns...Copy !req
155. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
156. American...Copy !req
157. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
158. And patriot American...Copy !req
159. Patriot...Copy !req
160. Master of the atom...Copy !req
161. Scourge of a despot.Copy !req
162. Oh, tyrant, hear his mighty nameCopy !req
163. and quake!Copy !req
164. Smithers!Copy !req
165. I'm back!Copy !req
166. Top of the morning to you.Copy !req
167. Why, look who's here.Copy !req
168. It's... good old... you.Copy !req
169. Hi, Mr. Burns.Copy !req
170. Oh! Hey, there, mister...Copy !req
171. brownshoes.Copy !req
172. How about
that local sports team?Copy !req
173. Mr. Burns— he's okay.Copy !req
174. Jackpot!Copy !req
175. Ay caramba!Copy !req
176. Well, that's game.Copy !req
177. Hasta mañana, Oswaldo.Copy !req
178. Smithers, I'm back in the pink—Copy !req
179. full of pith and vinegar.Copy !req
180. Just remarkable, sir.Copy !req
181. You know, it's funny, Smithers.Copy !req
182. I tried every tincture
and poultice and tonicCopy !req
183. and patent medicine there isCopy !req
184. and all I really needed wasCopy !req
185. the blood of a young boy.Copy !req
186. What was the lad's name?Copy !req
187. Bart Simpson, sir.Copy !req
188. Who?Copy !req
189. He's the son of
Homer Simpson—Copy !req
190. one of your stiff's
in sector 7-G.Copy !req
191. Well, the Simpsons
will be gettingCopy !req
192. a very nice surprise
in the mail.Copy !req
193. Very nice, indeed.
( fiendish laugh )Copy !req
194. Bill, bill...Copy !req
195. summons, bill...Copy !req
196. Wait a minute.Copy !req
197. From C.M. Burns.Copy !req
198. This is it.Copy !req
199. Yes, this is it!Copy !req
200. Woo-hoo! Whoo!Copy !req
201. Bart, Lisa, Maggie!Copy !req
202. Let's do this out in the yard
where the neighbors can see.Copy !req
203. Lisa, dim the lights.Copy !req
204. No!
turn on more lights.Copy !req
205. Do something.Copy !req
206. Yes, Dad.Copy !req
207. It's a little thin
but that's okay.Copy !req
208. It could be a check.Copy !req
209. Alright, there's no check.Copy !req
210. Just a card,
but don't panic.Copy !req
211. I'm sure it tells us
what we're gettingCopy !req
212. and where we can pick it up.Copy !req
213. "Dear Bart,
Thank you kindly for the blood.Copy !req
214. Yours truly, Montgomery Burns."Copy !req
215. D-ohhh!Copy !req
216. It's just a card!Copy !req
217. Is that some way
to show your gratitude?Copy !req
218. No gold, no diamonds,
no jewelry...Copy !req
219. not even a lousy card.Copy !req
220. Wait. There was a card.Copy !req
221. That's what got me so mad
in the first place!Copy !req
222. You don't do things like that
to be rewarded.Copy !req
223. You do them because
a fellow human being
needs a helping hand.Copy !req
224. Marge, you're my wife
and I love you very muchCopy !req
225. but you're living
in a world of make-believeCopy !req
226. with flowers and bells
and leprechaunsCopy !req
227. and magic frogs
with funny little hats.Copy !req
228. Yeah, Mom, we got hosed.Copy !req
229. Bart!Copy !req
230. We got exactlyCopy !req
231. what we wanted
out of this!Copy !req
232. We gave an old man
a second chance.Copy !req
233. I promised my boy
one simple thing:Copy !req
234. lots of richesCopy !req
235. and that man broke my promise.Copy !req
236. Well I've had it!Copy !req
237. Bart, take a letter!Copy !req
238. Dear Mr. BurnsCopy !req
239. I'm so glad
you enjoyed my son's bloodCopy !req
240. and your card was just great.Copy !req
241. In case you can't tell,
I'm being sarcastic.Copy !req
242. You stink!Copy !req
243. Could you read that
last part back to me?Copy !req
244. "You stink!"Copy !req
245. Good.Copy !req
246. You are a senile,
buck-toothed old mummyCopy !req
247. with bony girl arms
and you smell like...Copy !req
248. An elephant's butt?Copy !req
249. An elephant's butt.Copy !req
250. But he's your boss.
Do you have to mail it
right this minute?Copy !req
251. Yup.Copy !req
252. You're still angry, Homer.
Why don't you sleep on it?Copy !req
253. Forget it, Marge.Copy !req
254. Please, Homey?Copy !req
255. For me?Copy !req
256. Oh, all right.Copy !req
257. You always do
that hand thingCopy !req
258. and it usually works.Copy !req
259. Cheap son of a...Copy !req
260. Ooh, pancakes.Copy !req
261. Ooh.Copy !req
262. Homer, breakfast is ready.Copy !req
263. Hmm?Copy !req
264. Marge, you saved meCopy !req
265. from making a big mistake.Copy !req
266. I finally understandCopy !req
267. the meaning of...Copy !req
268. Meaning of what?Copy !req
269. Better half, Marge.
Better half.Copy !req
270. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
271. Where's the letter?Copy !req
272. Where is it?Copy !req
273. Oh...Copy !req
274. Homer, I don't think it's
in the cornstarch canister.Copy !req
275. Well, it's somewhere.Copy !req
276. It didn't just get up
and walk away.Copy !req
277. Bart, have you
seen the letter?Copy !req
278. Yep.Copy !req
279. All right,
think very carefully.Copy !req
280. Where did you see it last?Copy !req
281. The last place I saw it...Copy !req
282. Uh-huh?Copy !req
283. Was in my hand...Copy !req
284. Yeah?Copy !req
285. As I was shoving itCopy !req
286. into the mailbox.Copy !req
287. Oh!Copy !req
288. Why did you do that?Copy !req
289. Dad, there were things
in the letter that had
to be saidCopy !req
290. and I know you.
You're an emotional guy.Copy !req
291. Just because you were mad
last nightCopy !req
292. is no guarantee
you'd be mad in the morning.Copy !req
293. I'll show you mad
in the morning!Copy !req
294. Homer, you encouraged him.Copy !req
295. You should be strangling
yourself.Copy !req
296. She's right.Copy !req
297. Okay, think, Homer.Copy !req
298. Don't panic.Copy !req
299. They don't pick up the mail
till noon.Copy !req
300. There's still time!Copy !req
301. Ow, ow.Copy !req
302. Ow, ow.Copy !req
303. Ow, ow.Copy !req
304. Give it up, Homer.Copy !req
305. It's locked up tight.Copy !req
306. Locked, eh?Copy !req
307. Well, I just might
have a little surpriseCopy !req
308. up my sleeve
for old Mr. Lock.Copy !req
309. Step aside, boy.Copy !req
310. Hey!Copy !req
311. I'm with you, Homer.Copy !req
312. Fight the power!Copy !req
313. Why the hose, Homer?Copy !req
314. What does it look like?
I'll get our letter so wet,
the ink will runCopy !req
315. and no one will be
able to read it.Copy !req
316. Yeah, but don't other people
have mail in there?Copy !req
317. So a few people
won't get a few letters.Copy !req
318. Boo-hoo.Copy !req
319. You know the kind of letters
people write:Copy !req
320. "Dear somebody
you never heard of—Copy !req
321. "How is so and so?Copy !req
322. "Blah, blah, blah.Copy !req
323. Yours truly, some bozo."Copy !req
324. Big loss.Copy !req
325. Now Bart, you keep an eye out
for the mailman.Copy !req
326. Just give me some kinda signal.Copy !req
327. Dad, the mailman's here.Copy !req
328. That's a good one.Copy !req
329. No, I mean
the mailman's here!Copy !req
330. Dear God!
Are you planningCopy !req
331. to water the mail?Copy !req
332. I guess it wouldn't do
any good to runCopy !req
333. 'cause you're a mail lady and
you know my name and address
and everything, huh?Copy !req
334. That's right.Copy !req
335. Well, I'm still
going to run!Copy !req
336. I want the whole world
to hear the storyCopy !req
337. of my harrowing struggle
with hypohemia.Copy !req
338. Mr. Roman is one of the finest
ghostwriters in the business.Copy !req
339. He's written Like Hell I Can't,
Up From the MuckCopy !req
340. The Unsinkable
Sadruodin Mahbaradad.Copy !req
341. Excellent.Copy !req
342. All right,
first question:Copy !req
343. have you slept
with anyone famous?Copy !req
344. Well, Countess Von Zeppelin
and I...Copy !req
345. What in blaze..!Copy !req
346. Now you listen to me,
you bargain-basement BaudelaireCopy !req
347. I'm not some dizzy starletCopy !req
348. who can't string
two words together.Copy !req
349. I can write this myself!Copy !req
350. You're fired!Copy !req
351. ( imitating Mr. )
Hello.Copy !req
352. My name is Mr. Burns.Copy !req
353. I believe you
have a letter for me.Copy !req
354. Okay, Mr. Burns,
what's your first name?Copy !req
355. I don't know.Copy !req
356. Great plan, Bart.Copy !req
357. Ooh, look, Maggie.Copy !req
358. What is that?Copy !req
359. Dodecahedron. Dodecahedron.Copy !req
360. Lisa, I don't know
what you're doingCopy !req
361. but it's very strangeCopy !req
362. and your father's
trying to worry.Copy !req
363. Chapter the fifth—Copy !req
364. the trip to the infirmary
with most unexpected results.Copy !req
365. Oops. 28 minutes
till Burns comes in.Copy !req
366. Time for operation "Mail Take."Copy !req
367. Can I help you?
( shrieks )Copy !req
368. Oh don't be frightened
of this.Copy !req
369. It's nothing
but a letter opener.Copy !req
370. Who are you?Copy !req
371. Don't tell him.
Give him a fake name.Copy !req
372. Homer Simpson.Copy !req
373. D-ohhh!Copy !req
374. Simpson, huh?Copy !req
375. Simpson, why there's
a letter here from you.Copy !req
376. I'll just read it right now.Copy !req
377. "Dear Mr. Burns, I'm so glad
you enjoyed my son's bloodCopy !req
378. and your card was just great."Copy !req
379. Why, Simpson,
you've made my day.Copy !req
380. You're a true gentleman.Copy !req
381. Well, I'll be on my...Copy !req
382. Hello, there's more.Copy !req
383. "In case you can't tell,
I'm being sarcastic.Copy !req
384. "You stink.Copy !req
385. "You are a senileCopy !req
386. "buck-toothed old mummyCopy !req
387. "with bony girl armsCopy !req
388. and you smell
like an elephant's butt"!Copy !req
389. Come on, Joey,
you have to twist my arm?Copy !req
390. Homer, I don't tell you howCopy !req
391. to do your job, okay?Copy !req
392. I could crush him like an ant,
but it would be too easy.Copy !req
393. No, revenge is a dish
best served cold.Copy !req
394. I'll bide my time until...Copy !req
395. Oh, what the hell.Copy !req
396. I'll just crush him like an ant.Copy !req
397. Senile, eh?Copy !req
398. Buck-toothed, am I?Copy !req
399. Bony arms, are they?
Liver spots, did I?Copy !req
400. Send this, will you?Copy !req
401. This pink slip
awaits your signature, sir.Copy !req
402. Hmm-hmm-hmm.Copy !req
403. Now that's odd.Copy !req
404. I've just robbed a man
of his livelihoodCopy !req
405. and yet I feel
strangely empty.Copy !req
406. Tell you what, Smithers,
have him beaten to a pulp.Copy !req
407. But, sir...Copy !req
408. But what?Copy !req
409. Nothing, sir.Copy !req
410. I've never seen Mr. Burns
this madCopy !req
411. and he's alwaysCopy !req
412. kind of mad.Copy !req
413. Me and my big
letter-writing pen.Copy !req
414. Honey, what's done is done.Copy !req
415. No matter what happensCopy !req
416. we'll pull through.Copy !req
417. We always do.Copy !req
418. Okay, here's the plan.Copy !req
419. You can move in
with your sistersCopy !req
420. and raise the kids,Copy !req
421. and I'll die in a gutter.Copy !req
422. It's practical
and within our means.Copy !req
423. They always told meCopy !req
424. I was going to destroy
the familyCopy !req
425. but I never believed it.Copy !req
426. That's okay, Bart.Copy !req
427. Nobody really believed it.Copy !req
428. We were just trying
to scare you.Copy !req
429. You know Homer Simpson?Copy !req
430. Yeah, nice guy.Copy !req
431. Play poker with him
once in awhile.Copy !req
432. Mm-hmm.
We need him beaten up.Copy !req
433. You got it.
Wait.Copy !req
434. - What is it?
- Uh... nothing.Copy !req
435. Wait.Copy !req
436. What?Copy !req
437. Beat, but.. don't kick.Copy !req
438. Hold the kicks.Copy !req
439. Wait.Copy !req
440. What?Copy !req
441. Um...Copy !req
442. What did Homey do,
anyway?Copy !req
443. ( sobbing: )
He saved Mr. Burns's life.Copy !req
444. In closing, gentle reader,
I'd like to thank you.Copy !req
445. What's that you say?Copy !req
446. Me thanking you?Copy !req
447. No, it's not a misprint.Copy !req
448. For you see,
I enjoyed writing this bookCopy !req
449. as much as you
enjoyed reading it.Copy !req
450. The End.Copy !req
451. Ah, Smithers,
how did the beating go?Copy !req
452. Sir, there was no beating.Copy !req
453. What?
Well that's a hell
of a thing.Copy !req
454. - Why?
- Because I... I called it off.Copy !req
455. Judas!Copy !req
456. I'm sorry, sir but I just
couldn't hurt Homer Simpson.Copy !req
457. He saved your life.Copy !req
458. I see.Copy !req
459. I know you're mad at meCopy !req
460. but I think it's only fair to
warn youCopy !req
461. I'm going to stand outside
the gate until you forgive me.Copy !req
462. No need, Smithers.Copy !req
463. As usual, you've been
the sober yingCopy !req
464. to my raging yang.Copy !req
465. Put her there, old pal.Copy !req
466. ( sniffling: )
Sir, while I wish
this handshake would never endCopy !req
467. I'm afraid we still have
the Simpson matter to attend to.Copy !req
468. We do indeed,
old friend.Copy !req
469. We do indeed.Copy !req
470. Moe's Tavern,
where the elite meet to drink.Copy !req
471. Hello, is Mike there?Copy !req
472. Last name Rotch.Copy !req
473. Hold on, I'll check.Copy !req
474. Mike Rotch!Copy !req
475. Mike Rotch?Copy !req
476. Has anybody seen
Mike Rotch lately?Copy !req
477. Listen to me, you little puke.Copy !req
478. One of these days
I'm going to catch youCopy !req
479. and carve my name on your back
with an ice pick!Copy !req
480. What's the matter, Homer?Copy !req
481. You're not
your normal effervescent self.Copy !req
482. I've got my problems, Moe.Copy !req
483. Give me another one.Copy !req
484. You should not drink
to forget your problems.Copy !req
485. Yeah, you should always drink
to enhance your social skills.Copy !req
486. We'll get the Simpsons
a present—Copy !req
487. an extravagant present.Copy !req
488. A mad, unthinkable,
utterly impossible present.Copy !req
489. A frabulous, grabulous,
zip-zoop zabulous present.Copy !req
490. Too practical.Copy !req
491. Too cutesie-poo.Copy !req
492. Too cornball.Copy !req
493. A pool table?
Are you mad?Copy !req
494. I'm not going to turn
his home into a saloon.Copy !req
495. Eureka!Copy !req
496. We've found it.Copy !req
497. But, sir, it's $32,000.Copy !req
498. Don't you dare sully this moment
with your price taggery.Copy !req
499. It's perfect.Copy !req
500. Oh, woe is me.Copy !req
501. Oh, my, it's Mr. Burns.Copy !req
502. Heave-ho,
heave-ho.Copy !req
503. Heave-ho.Copy !req
504. Wait Dad, he's smiling.Copy !req
505. Mr. Burns,
you brought us a present.Copy !req
506. What did you think
I was going to do—Copy !req
507. have you beatenCopy !req
508. to a bloody pulp?Copy !req
509. To show there's no
hard feelings,Copy !req
510. Please take an
advance copy of my book.Copy !req
511. And now young fellow,
I haven't forgotten you.Copy !req
512. Here.Copy !req
513. Wow! A crowbar.Copy !req
514. It's to open the crate, stupid.Copy !req
515. What did I tell you?Copy !req
516. I bet it's filled with diamonds,
rubies, sapphires, pearls.Copy !req
517. Wow!Copy !req
518. A big, ugly head.
D-oh!Copy !req
519. Actually, sonCopy !req
520. it's a big, ugly,
Olmec Indian head.Copy !req
521. It was carved
by Mesoamerican IndiansCopy !req
522. over 3,000 years ago.Copy !req
523. This gruesome customerCopy !req
524. is Ixtapolapoquetl—
the God of war.Copy !req
525. Awesome!Copy !req
526. No, Maggie, not Aztec.Copy !req
527. Olmec. Olmec.Copy !req
528. Marge, what does it do?Copy !req
529. It doesn't do anything.Copy !req
530. Really, what does it do?Copy !req
531. Whatever it does,
it's doing it now.Copy !req
532. I'll let you get acquainted
with Señor Ixtapolapoquetl.Copy !req
533. Did you see their faces,
Smithers?Copy !req
534. Sir, you're my God
of generosity.Copy !req
535. Save a guy's lifeCopy !req
536. and what do you get?Copy !req
537. Nothing.Copy !req
538. Worse than nothing—Copy !req
539. Just a big, scary rock.Copy !req
540. Hey man, don't badmouth
the head.Copy !req
541. It's the thought that counts.Copy !req
542. The moral is:Copy !req
543. a good deed is
its own reward.Copy !req
544. Hey, we got a reward.Copy !req
545. The head is cool.Copy !req
546. Then I guess the moral is:
no good deed goes unrewarded.Copy !req
547. Wait a minute..
If I hadn't written
that nasty letterCopy !req
548. we wouldn't have
gotten anything.Copy !req
549. Well, then I guess the moral is:Copy !req
550. the squeaky wheel
gets the grease.Copy !req
551. Perhaps there is no
moral to this story.Copy !req
552. Exactly.Copy !req
553. It's just a bunch of stuff
that happened.Copy !req
554. But it certainly was
a memorable few days.Copy !req
555. Amen to that.Copy !req