1. Well, then let's move on
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Senator Mendoza.
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McBain, has met with a
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unfortunate accident.
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With McBain out of the way,
nothing can stop us.
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felt tacked on.
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we demand a refund!
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old dude.
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tell me what.. to.. do!
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for nuclear power
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a single proven fatality...
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opened your eyes
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than opening eyes.
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Is too.
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one more word, Bart doesn't
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go to college.
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Dad!
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knock it off.
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say anything.
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mild about it!
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you quack!
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feisty attitude
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you and your imagination.
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your mother would never do
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came back to town
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for me.
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at the Shelbyville Orphanage
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saw him again.
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your mother, and we had you.
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respecting his father.
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blubbering about?
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special, Dad.
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that must mean you
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my brother. I don't
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Heaven and Earth,
I'm going to find him.
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this bastard lives?
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His parent's
aren't married
are they?
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word, isn't it?
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got us there.
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is this an orphanage?
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They tore down the orphanage
30-odd years ago.
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through this life alone.
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across the street.
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Mr. Simpson.
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for my long lost twin brother.
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Well, I wish I could help you
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for my brother today.
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a Mr. And Mrs. Powell
adopted your brother
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release that information.
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we're talking about here.
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to narrow it down! Please.
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it's Detroit.
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changing the subject
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heartless excuse
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where my brother lives?
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150. Detroit.
He lives in Detroit.
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Quimby, Randolph.
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Herbert Powells in Detroit.
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that H. Powell?
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for Herbert.
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of Detroit, Michigan?
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for Herbert?
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I'm here.
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of the emotion involved.
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we need to get together.
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Springfield. We got a couch
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Are we there yet?
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Just a little furth—
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Just a little further!
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we'll turn this car right around
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it's an empty threat.
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I handled that, Marge?
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doing here?
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we're losing ground
to the Japanese,
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trade practices?
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one-worlders
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you Harvard deadheads?
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didn't pay my way.
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your toilets.
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our new economy model?
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chief—
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is Persephone?
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of spring and rebirth.
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carried off to Hades
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underworld.
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six pomegranates.
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hungry, old Greek broads!
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you've forgotten your roots!
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when white met bread.
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what your roots are, and
what they have to teach us.
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You look just like...
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Except you got more...
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God, I feel so..!
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Herbert!
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the bastard's rich!
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to introduce my family.
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Marge.
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Hello!
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She's gorgeous.
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three children
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Hello, Mr. Powell.
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was a close call.
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the little hell-raiser
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told me about?
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I can assure you,
I'm not.
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hell-raiser, sir.
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to hold the baby, Herb?
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wouldn't know how.
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new-baby smell.
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I know.
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I want you to make yourselves
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anytime day or night
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anything you want.
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a swimming pool,
a screening room.
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even in the middle
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will fry them up?
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laundry...
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if I got this straight.
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4:00 a.m.
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sure loves pork chops.
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sounds so formal.
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you could call me...
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Polo.
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about yourself.
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in high school.
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beautiful children.
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catching up to do.
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pretty much everything.
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Watch me dive!
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spoiling them.
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watching. I
did a double—
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out of here.
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over the side?
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you so late
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a hankering for some...
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Don't forget the applesauce.
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to give me a car?
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worth of steel in them.
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with lots of pep.
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don't have pep.
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not pep.
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tell the nice man
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ya morons?
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getting killed in the
marketplace!
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$200,000 a year!
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of engineers
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build your car.
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girls, this project
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anything until it's finished.
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to Mr. Homer Simpson—
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this company out of its rut.
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American transportation forever.
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pony ride, Uncie Herb.
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on a boat ride,
Uncie Herb.
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Boat ride.
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Boat ride.
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get us some coffee?
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how's your car coming?
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other, and rack-and-peanut
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rack-and-pinion steering,
did you?
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I think I did.
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ask for it?
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what it is.
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peanut steering.
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I gave you this job?
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because you're an average schmo!
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a little self-confidence.
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From now on, before
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What?
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I want a place in this car
to put my drink!
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a beverage holder.
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they sell in the Quickie Mart?
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beverage holder.
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in the parking lot? That
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so snazzy they never
go out of style,
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and bubble domes,
and shag carpeting.
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Uh-huh.
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Okay this is what you're
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call me back
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of everything you just said.
Goodbye.
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come over here.
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Uncie Herb?
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at the plant think
of your old man.
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Hello?
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460. Um, Homer Simpson
is a brilliant man
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461. with lots of well-thought-out,
practical ideas.
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462. He is insuring the financial
security of this company
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463. for years to come.
Oh yes,
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464. and his personal hygiene
is above reproach.
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465. Whoa. Our Dad's the greatest.
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466. I'm impressed.
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467. Way to go, Dad.
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468. Pretty good, eh?
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469. I want a horn here,
here and here.
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470. You can never find your horn
when you're mad
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471. and they should all play
"La Cucaracha."
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472. Can do, Mr. S.
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473. And sometimes the kids
are in the back seat.
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474. They're hollering.
They're making you nuts.
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475. There's gotta be something you
can do about that.
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476. Maybe a built-in video game
would keep them entertained?
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477. You're fired.
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478. What is my brother
paying you for?
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479. What about a separate soundproof
bubble dome for the kids
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480. with optional restraints
and muzzles?
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481. Bull's-eye!
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482. And another thing.
When I gun the motor
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483. I want people to think
the world is coming to an end.
Vroom-vroom-vroom!
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484. The mouse is named Itchy,
and the cat is named Scratchy.
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485. They hate each other.
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486. And they're
not shy about
expressing it.
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487. Oh, good, good.
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488. ( all laughing )
Whoo-hoo!
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489. To think I wasted my life
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490. in board rooms
and stockholders meetings
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491. when I could have been
watching cartoons!
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492. This old fool
has wasted his life.
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493. Hello there.
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494. Do you miss
the Antarctic?
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495. Now this is
spoiling them.
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496. No, no, no, no,
no, no, no!
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497. Ladies and gentlemen
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498. esteemed stockholders
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499. members of the press
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500. your holiness..
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501. Tonight, we are going to witness
automotive history.
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502. All my life,
I have searched for a car
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503. that feels a certain way—
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504. powerful like a gorilla
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505. yet soft and yielding
like a Nerf ball.
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506. Now, at last, I have found it.
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507. Ladies and gentlemen
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508. presenting the car designed
for the average man..
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509. The Homer.
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510. Any questions?
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511. What does this monstrosity cost?
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512. Jerry, what's
the sticker price?
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513. $82,000?
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514. This monstrosity
cost $82,000?
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515. What have I done?
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516. I mean, the zoo was fun, but...
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517. I'm ruined.
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518. Bye, Uncie Herb.
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519. Good-bye, Herb.
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520. Gee Herb,
because of me,
you lost your business
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521. your home
and all your possessions.
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522. I can't help but think
that maybe you would
have been better off
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523. if I'd never come
into your life.
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524. Maybe I would have been
better off?
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525. Maybe?
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526. Why, you spongehead.
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527. Of course I'd have been
better off!
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528. As far as I'm concerned,
I have no brother.
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529. Maybe he just said that
to make conversation.
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530. His life was
an unbridled success
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531. until he found out
he was a Simpson.
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532. I'm here.
Now where's that millionaire
chip off the old block
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533. I call sonny boy?
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534. Get in, Dad.
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535. I'll explain on the way home.
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536. D-ohh, I knew
you'd blow it.
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537. Dad?
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538. What is it, boy?
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539. I thought your car
was really cool.
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540. Thanks, boy.
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541. I was waiting for
someone to say that.
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542. Shh!
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