The Simpsons 21x6

Directed by Chuck Sheetz

Tress MacNeille as Ms. Dare / Gwen / Homer's Cousin's Wife (voice) • Maggie Roswell as Rod Flanders (voice) • Marcia Wallace as Edna Krabappel (voice)

Principal Skinner is getting fed up with Bart's pranks, so he informs Bart that he is not the best prankster after all. A former student named Andy Hamilton is hailed as the best prankster, and Bart sets out on a mission to track Andy down. However, when Bart finds out that Andy is a 19-year-old still in his pranking days, they become fast friends.

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1. Ooh!

2. D'oh!

3. So, what prank are you going to lead off with?

4. The exploding pen.

5. Don't think I've heard of it.

6. Let the games begin.

7. Simpson, that is a rebuilt Yugoslavian engine.

8. There isn't even a Yugoslavia anymore!

9. Bring it back at once!

10. You're the boss.

11. Stupid punishment.

12. I hate hard work, unless it's on pranks.

13. Shiny enough to see Skinner's ugly face.

14. Come with me.

15. I'll grill your cheese yet, boy.

16. You weren't the first prankster to destroy

17. the car I rent from mother, and you won't be the last.

18. "Rent"? Rent to own.

19. Just 35 more payments, and it's halfway mine.

20. The point is, I've seen hooligans like you come and go.

21. You're all just a big blur of short pants

22. and sinister smiles.

23. Well, maybe so, but I'm the best.

24. The best of your era, maybe.

25. Are you saying there was a kid that was worse than me?

26. Way worse.

27. Anyway, think no more about it.

28. You're dismissed.

29. Wait! Wait! If there's someone worse,

30. I have to know who he is.

31. "He"? It's a she?

32. Just kidding, it's a guy.

33. But let's not dwell on a mysterious figure

34. from the past who was your superior in every way.

35. Out you go.

36. Milhouse, there was a guy who pulled

37. even bigger pranks than me!

38. Wow! Imagine his sidekick.

39. Man, if he lost that giant inhaler,

40. he'd really be in trouble with his parents.

41. Hmm.

42. Okay, everyone!

43. Snack time!

44. I've got milk and cookies.

45. Hydroxeos?

46. Marge, how could you?

47. Those cookies are full of high fructose corn syrup

48. and partially hydrogenated oils.

49. Have you even read the books I've read?

50. But this is from the Kwik-E-Mart.

51. You and your husband work there.

52. I would sooner pour the polluted water of the Ganges

53. down their gullets than give them this carton

54. of cow cancer you call "milk."

55. Sorry. I didn't know.

56. Marge, until you start serving healthy food,

57. the Midday Mommies are pulling you from snack rotation.

58. Hydrogenated, ugh!

59. Mm-hmm. A prankster that awesome

60. must've made the school paper.

61. Hmm. Lis,

62. I just discovered something weird.

63. Ten years ago, this paper didn't publish

64. for two whole weeks.

65. Now, before the gap, look at Skinner.

66. Hmm.

67. And here he is after the gap.

68. Hmm, something must've happened during those two weeks

69. to turn Skinner from cool to, as you would say, "tool."

70. I know what happened:

71. the ultimate prank.

72. A prank that changed Skinner from cool to tool.

73. Is that a backhoe behind him?

74. Huh.

75. It is!

76. Zoom in and enhance. Mm.

77. Willie!

78. He must know the answer.

79. Before you go, can you distribute

80. these newspapers throughout the school?

81. Well, I'd be a pretty lousy brother if I didn't.

82. Willie, I know you witnessed

83. the most awesome prank since creation.

84. Can you tell me about it?

85. I'll nae speak to ye

86. of those dark times, Bart Simpson.

87. But if there was a more awesome dude than I,

88. I've got to know who he was, what he did

89. and how many days detention he got.

90. Something happened.

91. Something that changed Skinner and you.

92. I haven't changed!

93. I've always been Swim Teacher Willie

94. and I always will be!

95. See, oh...

96. All right, I'll tell ya.

97. Years ago, this school had a pool.

98. I was an eager, young swim coach, teaching American youth

99. the revolutionary Aberdeen crawl.

100. It was a talented group, and we were

101. all set to go to the state finals.

102. I shaved and waxed the boys myself.

103. Then came the Night of the Wigglers.

104. What an awesome day!

105. Yo, Skin-man! Little help?

106. Right back at you, Jason.

107. Stay in school. I will.

108. I am so stoked for my daily swim.

109. Had he stopped whistlin' and looked down,

110. the world wouldn't have changed that night.

111. But he didn't, and it did.

112. Worms!

113. He spent all weekend in that crypt full of creepy-crawlies.

114. Monday was teacher development day,

115. so Skinner wasn't rescued till Tuesday morn.

116. And by then, he was the twisted monster you see today.

117. Shut this pool down, Groundskeeper Willie.

118. Willie. Bart. Monster.

119. So my ass isn't the baddest

120. in the history of this school!

121. Who did it, Willie?

122. His name is Andy Hamilton.

123. Andy Hamilton.

124. But whatever you do,

125. never tell me where you learned his name,

126. or I'll kill whoever told you!

127. Marge, what are you doing?

128. This junk food has got to go.

129. It's full of chemicals, trans fats

130. and hard-pore corn.

131. No!

132. Don't worry, my sweets!

133. I'll put out the fire!

134. Homie, no!

135. That topping is a petroleum by-product!

136. Ow!

137. "Andy Hamilton, 53 Hyperion Drive."

138. Bart, it's not always a good idea

139. to meet your hero.

140. I once followed Santa home from the department store,

141. and what I saw wasn't pretty.

142. I can't live my life, knowing there might be

143. someone better than me at the one thing I'm good at.

144. Entré and partay!

145. Krazy Glue!

146. Bart, you've been pranked!

147. Eh, it needs a topper.

148. And look, some idiot left glue loosener

149. just lying around!

150. Ah! Here it comes.

151. Ay, caramba!

152. Man, it is an honor

153. to meet the guy who wormed Skinner.

154. You know, when I was your age,

155. we couldn't film our pranks for YouTube.

156. It was local news or nothing.

157. Potato chip?

158. Hmm, wait a minute.

159. Are there spring snakes in this can?

160. No, no-no, no-no, no-no. Give me some credit.

161. It's a real snake.

162. Whoa!

163. Don't worry, it's defanged.

164. Although he can still rub poison on you with his gums.

165. I would really wash that arm if I were you.

166. Can I go home now? You should probably wait.

167. You're going to be very sleepy for the next few hours.

168. Isn't this the best day of your life?

169. So, you want to be

170. Springfield Elementary's next Andy Hamilton?

171. Then you'll have to top these awesome pranks.

172. The bear traps in gym class.

173. The fire in the drinking fountain.

174. And, of course, the fake heart attack

175. on an international flight.

176. They had to land the plane in Nairobi!

177. Some chick missed her own wedding!

178. I am impressed.

179. Oh, Andy has the perfect life.

180. All he does is reminisce about his pranks.

181. And when his mom gets home from work,

182. she makes him whatever sandwich he wants.

183. This Andy sounds like kind of a loser.

184. How could someone so much like me be a loser?

185. Would a loser have showed me

186. how to put printer's ink in a bottle of shampoo?

187. I've never felt so clean!

188. Yeah, but, uh, uh...

189. Dad, Lisa's making me see things from both sides again!

190. Lisa, I warned you about that!

191. Shouldn't Bart have all the information he needs

192. to make an informed decision?

193. Well, you...

194. Now you're doing it to me!

195. Oh!

196. Mom, what would you do

197. if someone you cared about might be a loser,

198. but they thought they were awesome?

199. Are you talking about your father?

200. That loser? No.

201. I'm talking about this guy who's 19 and never really grew up.

202. Well, when you care about someone,

203. it's not out of line to give them a gentle push

204. in the right direction.

205. Got it. Did you wash those carrots?

206. No.

207. You could have washed them after you cut them,

208. but now they're done for.

209. Oh!

210. Well, I don't like the looks of this place, Marge.

211. I don't see any standees for chips, standees for soda.

212. I don't see any standees at all!

213. From now on, our family is eating healthy food

214. that looks bad on the shelf, but good in our colon.

215. Why is that man carrying a purse?

216. That's a reusable grocery bag.

217. This store doesn't use plastic bags,

218. because they end up in the ocean

219. and upset jellyfish mating rituals.

220. Stupid horny jellyfish— neutering our dudes.

221. Hmm.

222. Almond butter, soy milk,

223. non-soy dairy-based soy sauce,

224. steel-cut spelt husk,

225. Chef Soy-ar-dee soy-based spaghetti and soy balls,

226. free-range gluten,

227. ultra-vegan invisible cheese...

228. You know, you don't have

229. to read the items aloud.

230. I know what they are.

231. Okay, that comes to $790.

232. 800 bucks?

233. Oh, wait. I didn't see these blueberries.

234. $830.

235. Fine, but we're going

236. to a regular grocery store next week.

237. A week?

238. Without preservatives, this food won't last a day.

239. Look.

240. Oh!

241. Huh.

242. Well, I guess, uh, they can go either way.

243. Oh, God!

244. Oh, I'm in horrible pain!

245. Andy, man, is this the way

246. you want to spend the rest of your life?

247. Having to borrow spray paint from a ten-year-old kid?

248. I told you, okay?

249. I'll pay you back when I get my allowance.

250. I mean, not this one, but the one after next.

251. Oh, God, you're right.

252. Look, I think I can get you a job.

253. Krusty owes me a favor

254. after I perjured myself for him during a deposition.

255. You would get me a job? Thank you, man.

256. Um, I would keep that on for the interview.

257. Hey, hey, if it isn't my old friend... you!

258. Krusty, I need a favor.

259. For you kid, anything,

260. anything at all!

261. Although I won't read screenplays.

262. That's for your protection.

263. Oh, and you can't ride on my private jet.

264. And I won't give a struggling young comic his first chance,

265. I won't give a broken-down hack his last chance,

266. I won't buy you kids booze.

267. The judge was very clear on that.

268. Now, what can I do for you?

269. Oh, and I don't sign footballs unless you're dying,

270. and it reverts back to me after six months if you're not dead.

271. As my new second assistant,

272. you've got to drive me from my office to the stage,

273. and if you see anybody I've screwed over on the way,

274. avoid them!

275. Whoa! Ex-wife!

276. Former writing partner!

277. Bookie!

278. Dog I abandoned! A.A. sponsor!

279. Love child!

280. Tiddly. Wink.

281. Tiddly.

282. Wink. Didn't Andy start work today?

283. Yes. Tiddly.

284. Then why is he standing in our driveway?

285. Wink.

286. You're supposed to be at work!

287. I tried, man, but he was, like, "Do this thing."

288. And I'm, like, "Why, dude?"

289. And he's, like, "I'm your boss!"

290. And I'm, like, "I quit."

291. Then you're, like, "You're supposed to be at work, man."

292. Then I'm, like, "What?"

293. You quit after one day?

294. Yeah.

295. But today wasn't a total loss.

296. On the way home, I got this—

297. an ice cube with a fly in it.

298. If that was in your drink,

299. you'd be, like, "I'm not drinking that!"

300. I stuck my neck out for you, and you screwed it up!

301. We're not losers!

302. No, you two are winners.

303. Big winners.

304. When I grow up, I want to marry a big winner like you guys.

305. Shut up!

306. It's healthy snack time!

307. Is it?

308. We've got sulfite-free grape juice

309. and homemade, organic, non-gluten,

310. fair-trade zucchini cupcakes!

311. Oh! Oh! They don't rise by themselves,

312. so I was up all night

313. blowing air bubbles into them with a straw.

314. Mmm! Delicious!

315. What percent milk fat unsalted butter did you use

316. to grease the cupcake tray?

317. None percent.

318. I used a nonstick pan.

319. Don't you know that nonstick pans are made with P.F.O.A.s?

320. Oh, boy, here it comes.

321. There is only one thing more dangerous than P.F.O.A.s, Marge.

322. Plastics made with B.P.A.s.

323. Never, ever let your child near any product with the number...

324. Seven!

325. Good Lord, they've been sucking seven! Oh!

326. All right, Andy.

327. It was not easy to get your job back.

328. You did me a solid, man.

329. And I promise you, I will not leave this job

330. unless I flake or it becomes bogus.

331. No, that's not good enough.

332. I want you to shake my hand as a fellow prankster

333. and swear you will try your best.

334. Psych! Psych!

335. We have a deal.

336. Marge?

337. Sorry I'm late. I was working overtime,

338. so we'd have extra money to buy fruit salad.

339. Honey, what are you doing? Hmm?

340. Nothing!

341. Nothing!

342. It's okay. You can tell me.

343. I found your stash.

344. You found the precious!

345. I know, I know.

346. I've eaten your trans fats,

347. your red dye number two.

348. Even this!

349. Oh, Marge, I'm seeing

350. a brand-new side of you— me.

351. More Lard Glug, my sweet?

352. I never want to stop.

353. Did you know that Lard Glug

354. contains neither lard nor glug?

355. From now on,

356. we'll only make the kids eat healthy.

357. I can't believe Andy's lasted a week.

358. Yeah, to congratulate him, I got him the most

359. grown-up thing I could think of: a Caesar salad.

360. Excuse me, I'm looking for Stage 6.

361. I've got a delivery for a Mr. Andy Hamilton.

362. Right over there. Oh, thank you.

363. Louie, have you seen Andy?

364. I think he's gonna ruin the show!

365. Eh, he's about 20 seasons too late.

366. Now, to dive in this pool

367. of clear, blue water.

368. Put me down! You're ruining the bit!

369. No! I won't see you end up

370. like Skinner, twisted and deranged.

371. Watch the Krusty Show, they tell me.

372. You'll forget your troubles, they tell me.

373. Uh, how much do you weigh?

374. Oh, 180, maybe 190.

375. Plus I'm wearing about 30 pounds of pancake makeup

376. and I'm always packing heat.

377. Plus the owner's manual for my Cadillac.

378. I wanted warm water, not worm water.

379. What's going on?

380. Krusty needed a bit.

381. And I got a great one.

382. Thanks to my new head writer, Andy Hamilton.

383. Bart, thank you for believing I could grow up.

384. My pranking days are over, for good.

385. What's gotten into you, man?

386. Andrew, I wanted to show you something

387. in the make-out room— uh, makeup room.

388. I'll be right there in a minute, babe.

389. Looks like I just bought some property on Boner Way.

390. So now Andy's a TV writer.

391. Loser.

392. Loser!

393. Shh!