The Simpsons 12x2

Directed by Shaun Cashman

Gary Coleman as Gary Coleman (voice) • Marcia Wallace as Edna Krabappel (voice) • Roger Daltrey as Roger Daltrey (voice) • Pete Townshend as Pete Townshend (voice) • John Entwistle as John Entwistle (voice)

While calling Animal Control over a badger taking residence in Santa's Little Helper's doghouse, Homer discovers that Springfield has two different area codes–and ends up leading a revolt that splits the town in two.

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1. The Simpsons.

2. Here you go, boy. Soup's on.

3. Whoa!

4. Hey, if you're out here,

5. then who's in there?

6. Whoa! A badger!

7. Sorry, man. You can't crash here.

8. Come on, let's go.

9. Well, boy, looks like

10. you got yourself a roommate.

11. Come on, Lise. There's got to be a way

12. to lure that badger out.

13. Well, according to whatbadgerseat.com,

14. "Badgers subsist primarily

15. on a diet of stoats, voles, and marmots."

16. Hmm, stoats, stoats...

17. Stoats are weasels, Bart.

18. They don't come in cans.

19. Then what's this?

20. That says "corn," Bart.

21. Must you embarrass me?

22. Here we are,

23. "In a pinch, badgers have even been known to eat woodpeckers."

24. Perfect! Hey, Todd,

25. can we borrow your woodpecker?

26. I guess so.

27. But we need him back by 6:00.

28. It's his birthday.

29. OK.

30. Television broken?

31. No, there's a badger in there.

32. Badger, my ass!

33. It's probably Milhouse.

34. Milhouse... Milhouse...

35. It's a badger, all right.

36. Or possibly a griffin.

37. Bart, do you have any dynamite in your room?

38. - Tons. - Get it.

39. No, Dad, we don't want to kill him.

40. Let's call animal control.

41. Great idea.

42. Then we should call a doctor about this.

43. How did the badger do that without ripping your shirt?

44. What am I, a tailor?

45. Your call cannot be completed as dialed.

46. Please make sure you have the correct area code.

47. Area code? But it's a local call!

48. The phone company ran out of numbers,

49. so they split the city into two area codes.

50. Half the town keeps the old 636 area code,

51. and our half gets 939.

52. 939? What the hell is that?

53. Oh, my life is ruined!

54. Jeez, you just have to remember three extra numbers.

55. Oh, if only it were that easy, Marge.

56. Go away!

57. We got bigger problems now!

58. I'm not going to stand for this.

59. I'm going to call the newspapers, the TV stations,

60. the gas stations, everybody!

61. I hate this new area code.

62. Like I don't have enough to remember already.

63. Is that right?

64. Don't you miss the old 636... Carl?

65. I'm not sure which one's better.

66. The six is closer to the three,

67. so you got convenience there,

68. But the nine has less to do with Satan,

69. which is a plus in this religious world of ours.

70. What really burns me up

71. is they didn't give us one word of warning.

72. What do you mean?

73. They ran those TV commercials about it

74. and that big radio campaign.

75. Don't forget the leaflets they dropped

76. from the space shuttle

77. and the two weeks we all spent at area code camp.

78. Not a single word of warning.

79. And traffic's all backed up

80. due to a mattress on the freeway.

81. A mattress? Uh-oh!

82. Joan Collins must be in town.

83. Oh, behave!

84. Joan Collins!

85. That girl sleeps with everybody!

86. OK, time to give away

87. free concert tickets.

88. What you talkin' about?

89. Whoa-ho. What we're talkin' about, Gary,

90. is The Who!

91. We're giving away tickets to next week's concert

92. at Springfield's historic.

93. Yahoo search engine arena!

94. The Who?

95. I love bands!

96. And now, we'll dial our big winner at random.

97. Dialing at random!

98. OK, let's start with five, five, five...

99. zero, one, one...

100. - Huh... - ... and three!

101. That's my number!

102. Ahoy, hoy.

103. Hey... that's not me.

104. Dad, we're not in their area code anymore.

105. Congratulations, you're gonna

106. rendezvous with The Who!

107. Oh, it's not fair!

108. I've been a fan of The Who since the very beginning

109. when they were The Hillbilly Bugger Boys.

110. You should call that radio station and let 'em have it.

111. Good idea!

112. Why, you little...

113. I know that some of you are upset

114. about the area code change

115. especially those of you covered with dynamite.

116. First, let me reassure you

117. your fears are groundless

118. and your complaints, moronic.

119. That's good.

120. This film will explain everything to you

121. in words that you can understand.

122. Hi, I'm Phoney McRingring,

123. mascot and president of the telephone company

124. and I'm here to explain

125. why the convenience of one area code in...

126. Your town.

127. has been replaced by the convenience

128. of two area codes.

129. Uh, I have a question, Phoney...

130. It's a movie, Dad.

131. Quiet, honey, daddy's asking the man a question.

132. You're probably thinking,

133. "Sure, more area codes are great

134. and I don't mind paying the extra hidden fees,

135. but how will I remember all those numbers?"

136. Whoa!

137. Well, scientists have discovered

138. that even monkeys can memorize ten numbers.

139. Are you stupider than a monkey?

140. How big of a monkey?

141. Of course you're not.

142. Well, I'm convinced.

143. A professional-looking film like that has got to be right.

144. I agree. Two area codes is more convenient.

145. - I like it. - Wait a minute,

146. we haven't heard from me yet,

147. the nut with the dynamite!

148. The phone company is bamboozling you.

149. I accuse the phone company

150. of making that film on purpose.

151. Well, of course we did.

152. Now, I'm not one to make trouble,

153. but it seems to me that everyone

154. who got to keep the old,

155. or classic 636 area code,

156. lives on the rich side of town!

157. Ooh, poppycock.

158. I never!

159. And, as usual,

160. we Joe 12-packs

161. get the royal screw job.

162. Homer's right!

163. We're getting the Joan Collins special.

164. Well, I've had it!

165. You rich snobs aren't pushing us around any more!

166. And what are you pathetic slobs going to do about it?

167. Well, I...

168. Oh, nice wiring, Bart.

169. It worked on the test corpse.

170. OK, plan B.

171. Fellow 939-ers,

172. I say we break off and form our own city!

173. - Yes! - We're with you, Homer!

174. Come on! Let's go!

175. Viva la revolucian!

176. No, who's stupid.

177. There, we're officially a city.

178. Now we just sit back and wait for an NFL franchise.

179. Say, I couldn't help but overhear.

180. I represent the Arizona cardinals...

181. Keep walking.

182. Good decision there, Homer.

183. You showed a lot of poise.

184. Yeah, maybe you ought to be mayor of New Springfield.

185. Mayor, eh?

186. The Mayor.

187. Starring Homer Simpson.

188. I reluctantly accept

189. this highly-paid glamorous job.

190. Presenting our new plaque.

191. I say the time for bitterness has passed.

192. Let us extend to our brothers in New Springfield

193. the olive branch of...

194. New Springfield rocks!

195. Go ahead and laugh.

196. We have a better town bird.

197. Oh, yeah? What is it?

198. The bluebird.

199. - Damn it. - More wheatcakes, Mr. Mayor?

200. Read my lips... Yes.

201. Dad, you got syrup on your sash.

202. No problem.

203. If you ask me...

204. Stop right there.

205. It's stupid to divide the city

206. over something as silly as an area code.

207. It'd be like you and Mom splitting up

208. every time you have a fight.

209. Sweetie, you know your mother and I

210. only stay together

211. for the sake of my political career.

212. That's not true.

213. Big grins.

214. Mwah!

215. That'll play great in the sticks.

216. Oh, that was 50 already?

217. Go long!

218. Hey, look what I found,

219. a novelty flying disc.

220. Give it back.

221. That's my novelty flying disc.

222. You're in Olde Springfield now.

223. Everything on this side of the park belongs to us.

224. Hey, his pants are in our park, too.

225. Get him!

226. My homework is in your park.

227. Let's do it!

228. Yoink!

229. What's does freedom mean to me?

230. All right, root beer, bananas

231. and toilet paper.

232. 50% out-of-towners' tax.

233. Out-of-towner tax?

234. I'm sorry, Mrs. Simpson,

235. but we have to charge you foreign devils more.

236. All right, but this better be

237. the best toilet paper I've ever had.

238. Oh, no worries there.

239. That's Henderson's toilet paper.

240. Oh, why didn't you say so?

241. Hey, is there a bathroom here?

242. Not for you.

243. I don't know why,

244. but I just didn't feel comfortable

245. until I was back here in New Springfield

246. with my own kind.

247. Mom!

248. They were looking at me

249. with their eyes.

250. As expected, New Springfield's bold experiment

251. in slob rule is a disaster.

252. Hey, the TV man is talking about us.

253. A study shows their crumbling economy

254. is due to their lazy attitude and shoddy work.

255. How the hell did they find that out?

256. Scientists say they're also

257. less attractive physically

258. and while we speak in a well-educated manner,

259. they tend to use low-brow expressions like,

260. "Oh, yeah?" and "Come here a minute."

261. Oh, yeah?

262. They think they're better than us, huh?

263. Bart, come here a minute.

264. - You come here a minute. - Oh, yeah?

265. Dad, I don't think this is such a good idea.

266. Thank you, Marge.

267. Now, let's see how Olde Snubfield does

268. without electricity.

269. Woo-hoo!

270. Oh, no, you can't do heart surgery in the dark.

271. Sounds like a wager to me.

272. I'll take a piece of that.

273. I will now transport Sir Isaac Newton

274. into the modern day.

275. Warning, power failure.

276. Aha. Ow, ow. Sweet Glayvin.

277. Oh, good god. Hey! Watch it! Now, watch it!

278. Sir Isaac's legs are hurting.

279. In retaliation for the power outage,

280. Olde Springfield patriots

281. have intercepted a beer truck

282. bound for New Springfield

283. and dumped all the beer in the river.

284. Those rich, snobby Indians.

285. Oh, there's nothing like revenge

286. for getting back at people.

287. I don't know, vengeance is pretty good.

288. Whoo-hoo, flush the water.

289. They got us now.

290. Without water, we're doomed.

291. Wait a minute.

292. What's that gold-colored substance in the riverbed?

293. Why that's gold.

294. We're slightly richer.

295. Eureka!

296. With the money made from the gold,

297. Olde Springfield was able to buy

298. the Evian water factory

299. and fly it over here from France.

300. Thanks, Mayor Simpson.

301. Because of you, we're all taking golden showers.

302. What?

303. We can't go on fighting with Olde Springfield.

304. These people are our neighbors.

305. We see them every day.

306. You're right.

307. We've got to block them from our sight

308. with a giant wall.

309. Like the one in Berlin?

310. Good idea.

311. We should call the guys they used.

312. Homer.

313. It's ringing.

314. And I'd like to thank Low Ball Construction

315. for building this amazing wall

316. from 90% recycled material.

317. - I'm so conflicted. - About what?

318. Loyal citizens of New Springfield,

319. you stayed on my side of town

320. despite a total lack of hospitals and schools

321. and a sewage nightmare

322. that threatens to consume us all.

323. How do we get our food?

324. All the roads are blocked.

325. Don't worry.

326. We have plenty of supplies to get through tomorrow.

327. And then a wave of disease should help to...

328. Hey!

329. Stop streaming over the wall!

330. At least wait till I'm through talking.

331. OK, now, as for food,

332. the following breeds of dog are edible.

333. - See ya! - Bye, Homer!

334. Oh! I can't believe

335. all those rats fled my town.

336. I guess it's just us and the tumbleweeds.

337. Well, Dad,

338. you're mayor of a ghost town.

339. Oh, I can't believe

340. those traitors abandoned us.

341. They couldn't take one lousy famine.

342. Dad, you're bleeding.

343. No problem.

344. Anyhow, those rats will come crawling back.

345. We've got The Who playing here tonight.

346. Dad, the arena's in Olde Springfield.

347. Don't give up, Dad.

348. Maybe we can get The Who to play here, instead.

349. Hey, maybe we could.

350. But we'll need some liquid persuasion.

351. Come on, Bart. We're going to bring back The Who.

352. - Ohh... - Can I help you?

353. Dad, the chloroform.

354. Oh, right.

355. I'll give you this bottle of chloroform

356. if you'll take us to The Who.

357. Oh, so you want to see The Who, huh?

358. Well, I'll take you to The Who.

359. Here's your Who!

360. I thought we fired that guard.

361. Oh, yeah, right. I got fired by The Who.

362. Whatever you say, pal.

363. Wacko.

364. Wow, The Who!

365. Whoo!

366. Rock and roll!

367. What the hell are you doing?

368. Duh.

369. Trashing the hotel room.

370. But we promised the desk clerk we'd be good.

371. Yeah, we don't want to lose our pool privileges.

372. Whatever.

373. The point is, I'm Homer Simpson.

374. The mayor of New Springfield?

375. That's right.

376. The crazy mayor of New Springfield?

377. That's right.

378. And I implore you to move your concert to our town.

379. Don't play Olde Springfield.

380. Or, as it is sometimes known, Sun City.

381. But we have a handshake agreement

382. with a concert promoter

383. and that's a sacred bond.

384. Sacred bond.

385. Come on, what happened to the angry, defiant Who

386. of "My generation," "Won't get fooled again"

387. and "Mama's got a squeeze box"?

388. We know our songs, Homer.

389. But those Olde Springfield squares

390. are just going to make you cut your hair,

391. turn down your music,

392. and wear frilly shirts like Keith Partridge.

393. Keith Partridge?

394. Who huddle.

395. We'll do it.

396. Yeah!

397. Just send a cab for us.

398. Why, is something wrong with your legs?

399. You're right. The walk will do us good.

400. I opened for The Who at Woodstock.

401. I came out in a Beatle wig with a ukulele.

402. Hendrix said he almost plotzed.

403. His exact words.

404. Oh, I never tire of that story.

405. Smithers, why did you iron

406. a crease in these dungarees?

407. I look like a square.

408. Uh, that crease is in your leg, sir.

409. Oh, so it is.

410. Yes...

411. Hmm, it's not like The Who to be tardy.

412. I'm worried.

413. What's that?

414. Argh! 'Tis The Who!

415. By my reckoning,

416. they're in the scurvy depths of New Springfield.

417. Homer stole our rock performance.

418. That fat, dumb and bald guy

419. sure plays some real hardball.

420. Who's ready to riot?

421. I won't get to get what I'm after.

422. Till the day I die.

423. How you doing out there, New Springfield?

424. To be honest, it's a little chilly...

425. Get out of the way, Marge.

426. We were expecting a bigger crowd, Homer.

427. Oh, don't worry, they'll be here soon

428. and then they'll see who's got the better town.

429. Now, these are the tunes I want you boys to play.

430. Wait a minute.

431. Homer, a lot of these

432. are grand funk railroad songs.

433. And we don't know "Pacman fever."

434. Oh, come on, it plays itself.

435. A Pacman fever.

436. A doodle-ee-do.

437. It's a-drivin' me a cra-aa-aazy!

438. Look, Lisa, daddy's in The Who.

439. Give us back our concert, Simpson!

440. So, new Springfield's

441. looking pretty good now, isn't it?

442. With our ample parking

443. and daily Who concerts.

444. - Daily? - We'll talk.

445. Yeah, all right, enough chitchat.

446. Let's see how you like flaming garbage!

447. Ha, ha, you hit the tire fire.

448. You'll have to do bet...

449. Ow! Oh, why me?

450. People, please.

451. What's all this fighting about?

452. Apparently, they have two different area codes.

453. Well, I'll be chuggered.

454. That's a sticky wicket.

455. Why not just buy telephones

456. with auto ring-up?

457. Or, as you yanks call it, "speed-dial."

458. Radio shack has some great ones.

459. Ah, says you.

460. "Magic bus".

461. Yeah, "Magic bus"!

462. OK, we'll play "Magic bus"

463. if you tear down this wall.

464. "Pinball wizard"!

465. Oh, hell, I'll do it myself.

466. Yeah!

467. I'll tip my hat to the new constitution.

468. Take a bow...

469. Well, Marge,

470. looks like your insane experiment is over.

471. My experiment?

472. You're the one who came up with this whole idea...

473. Just like yesterday.

474. Then I get on my knees.

475. And pray.

476. Yeah!

477. Meet the new boss.

478. Same as the old boss.

479. Captioned by Visual Data Media Services