1. D'oh!
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2. Olive oil? Asparagus?
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3. If your mother wasn't so fancy...
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4. we could shop at the gas station
like normal people.
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5. I need this candy for school.
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6. - Candy class.
- Well, okay.
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7. But get five bags in case
we eat four on the way home.
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8. My teacher said I need cupcakes-
cupcakes to learn.
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9. - In the cart.
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10. - I'm out of wine.
- Cart.
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11. We need these
because we have to-
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12. My doctor says-
and my garage mechanic agrees-
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13. - In the cart.
- Whoo-hoo!
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14. You know, I always felt sorry for Marge,
having to do the shopping...
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15. but this is kind of fun. Whoop.
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16. Yeah! I wish Maggie had to go
to the emergency room more often.
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17. Hmm. I never heard of a baby swallowing
a magazine before-And I'm a doctor.
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18. I don't know if it matters,
but it was a Time magazine.
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19. - Does that matter?
- Uh-oh.
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20. - This could be dangerous.
- What? What?
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21. Syrian hard-liners
are gaining influence.
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22. Wait. I changed my mind.
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23. - Stack it in the order I'll eat it driving home.
- Sir, please.
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24. I've already bagged it by color
and in order of each item's discovery by man.
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25. The customer's always right.
That's what everybody likes about us. Now, mush!
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26. You tell him, Jumbo.
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27. And you- Start over.
I want everything in one bag.
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28. - Yes, ma'am.
- But I don't want the bag to be heavy.
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29. I don't think that's possible.
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30. What are you,
the possible police? Just do it.
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31. Hey, hey, watch
what you're doin' there, sack monkey.
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32. You're bruising my Dura-Log.
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33. Hurry up! I can't stand here
jabbing you all day.
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34. Please- Ow! Stop.
Bag boys have feelings too, you know.
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35. - No, you don't.
- Excuse me. Is there a problem here?
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36. No, I can handle it.
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37. - I'll get you, squealer.
- Ow!
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38. Okay, that's it.
On behalf of Sack Stuffers local 199...
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39. I'm callin' a strike.
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40. - Strike! Strike! Strike!
- Strike! Strike! Strike!
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41. Oh, the bag boys are on strike.
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42. Ooh! I'm shakin'.
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43. Mr. Simpson, please,
will you go home?
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44. If I can have this rubber stick.
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45. Pledging to honor
the bag boys' strike...
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46. are the Brotherhood
of Fruit Packers and Unpackers...
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47. the Shelf-Dusters' Union...
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48. and the Unattractive Waitresses
of America.
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49. - Kiss my grits!
- Indeed.
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50. - Good luck, sir.
- No bag boys are gonna stop Lenny...
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51. from hosting a casual get-together.
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52. Casual?
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53. I can taste that get-together now.
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54. - Hey! I was holding that.
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55. - Next time I'll knock your hat off, scab.
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56. So hungry. There's gotta be some food left.
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57. "SulfurJerky"? "Cream ofToast"?
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58. Where do we get all this crap?
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59. Most of it was sent by relatives
who couldn't see very well.
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60. Hey, I found some eggs.
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61. The mother abandoned her nest.
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62. - Aaah! Aaah!
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63. There's gotta be something
to eat in this house.
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64. Hey, the dog smells something.
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65. Good boy! Good boy!
Show us where the food is.
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66. Where? Over there?
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67. - Hey!
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68. Yoinck! My old lunch box.
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69. Oh, that Amos Burke
made his own rules.
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70. Very old animal crackers!
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71. Mmm. Mmm.
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72. - Homer, no!
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73. Those were made in the '60s.
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74. Mmm. Turbulent.
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75. - Ow!
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76. - What the hell-
- Whoa. A solid gold animal cracker.
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77. "Find the golden giraffe, and we'll
send you and your family to Africa."
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78. Africa? They're bound
to have food there.
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79. And on my free African safari,
I wanna do everything on this box.
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80. I want to shoot a lion in the face,
fight Muhammad Ali...
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81. and ride in a convertible
with two happy zebras.
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82. Sir, that contest ended 30 years ago.
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83. We don't even make
animal crackers anymore.
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84. We make household poisons
and Christmas lights.
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85. Your box made promises
of a "vacational" nature...
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86. and I expect you to live up to them.
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87. We won't though.
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88. Sir, with all due respect, an old box
of cookies is not a legal contract.
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89. Ow! My eye!
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90. - Is that our fault?
- We're in big, big trouble.
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91. - He could sue us.
- It was defective string.
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92. Yeah, and it's got very sharp corners.
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93. - Mr. Simpson, we've decided
to make good on your vacation.
- Whoo-hoo!
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94. - Hey, mister.
- Yes?
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95. On the plane I'm gonna need two seats-
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96. for the twins.
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97. - The Simpsons are going to Africa.
- Yea!
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98. - What is it, N'gungo?
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99. Evil is coming.
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100. - What shall we do, N'gungo?
- Uh-
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101. You are N'gungo now.
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102. Aaah!
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103. Africa looks like a beautiful jewel.
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104. And these musical garment bags
aren't bad either.
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105. Attention, passengers.
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106. Please prepare for our landing in Tanzania.
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107. I'm sorry. It is now called
"New Zanzibar."
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108. Excuse me. It is now called
"Pepsi Presents New Zanzibar."
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109. Hello. Hello, Simpsons.
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110. Welcome to Africa.
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111. - I am your guide, Kitenge.
- Hey, how ya doin'?
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112. - Hi.
- Hello.
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113. - Isn't that cute? A bush baby.
- Where?
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114. - Aaah! Shoo! Shoo!
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115. Oh, man. I just bought this shirt.
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116. - Who's Muntu?
- He is our leader.
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117. He seized power in a bloodless coup-
all smotherings.
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118. Just likeJimmy Carter.
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119. Okay. You'll be sleeping here tonight.
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120. On the ground?
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121. No, Mom.
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122. Ohh.
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123. I will come down for your bags.
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124. That's okay. I got 'em.
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125. Eh. Bound to happen.
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126. - Help! Ugh!
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127. This mosquito net's not working.
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128. No, no. You have it inside out.
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129. There.
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130. When do we get to see the animals?
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131. In the morning, little one. Now, good night,
and don't let the bedbugs paralyze.
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132. Homie, did you remember to tip Kitenge?
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133. No, he did not.
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134. All right! I got another one.
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135. Hey, you didn't see a warthog.
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136. I'm looking at one right now.
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137. Mom! Bart implied I was a warthog.
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138. Nobody's a warthog.
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139. - What about him?
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140. - Aaah!
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141. Oh, look, everybody.
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142. Wow!
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143. It just rolled over to 10,000.
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144. Now we sit quietly and wait
for nature to unveil herself.
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145. Wait. Rhinos don't come from eggs.
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146. - What did you just see, Lisa?
- I know, but-
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147. - What did you just see?
- Hmph.
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148. Oh, now, come on.
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149. Look, Mother, by that tree- Cheetah.
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150. - Mmm. He doesn't look so fast to me.
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151. - What? What is it?
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152. Mmm. Poachers.
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153. That's terrible.
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154. Now, honey, poachers are
nature's way of keeping the balance.
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155. Whenever there are so many species
that people get confused and angry...
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156. a poacher is born.
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157. I don't care. I hate them.
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158. - Let's get out of here!
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159. They'll be back.
They left their cargo pants.
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160. This is the earliest known
fossil of a human being.
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161. It's over two million years old.
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162. I've got more bones than that guy.
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163. If you're trying
to impress me, you've failed.
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164. It's not the number of bones, sir.
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165. - It's the-
- You have failed.
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166. The Maasai chief
welcomes you to his village.
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167. Oh, thank you.
Your ground is so comfortable.
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168. By the way, what kind of blood is this?
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169. - Cow.
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170. Hey, Mom. Look what Mbali gave me.
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171. Hey, check it out.
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172. - Bart! I told you not to get your lip "disked. '"
- All right.
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173. Uh-oh.
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174. That's it! Get into a frenzy. Aha!
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175. - Whoo!
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176. This song has been
going on for hours.
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177. Yeah. It's like the Allman Brothers.
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178. - Homer, no!
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179. - Aaah!
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180. A hungry, hungry hippo. Aaah!
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181. Help! Kitenge!
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182. - Now, Simpsons! Run for it.
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183. - Huh?
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184. - Good old Kitenge.
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185. Aaah!
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186. Quick! Into the river.
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187. - Hippos hate water.
- No, they don't. They-Aaah!
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188. Shaka Zulu!
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189. - Which way should we go?
- Mmm-
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190. Hmm.
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191. Mmm.
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192. Hmm.
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193. Hmm?
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194. Hmm.
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195. - The left! Go to the left!
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196. It's working. Aaah! Leeches!
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197. - Aaah!
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198. - Uh-oh.
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199. Okay, here's the situation.
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200. We're hopelessly lost
and about to die.
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201. Don't worry.
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202. Being eaten by a crocodile...
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203. is just like going to sleep...
in a giant blender.
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204. Wonder where this river goes.
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205. I've got a map.
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206. Monkey.
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207. Now, according to animal crackers,
there's no river here.
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208. - Eh-
- Stay in the boat, Homer.
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209. Look.
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210. Let's just float by quietly.
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211. Oh. You think they settled
that bag boy strike yet?
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212. - Oh, no. We're headed for Victoria Falls.
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213. Here's why they shouldn't
get anything. One-
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214. Whoo!
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215. This flower saved our lives.
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216. Oh, no. It's eating us.
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217. Not a chance.
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218. Wow, Dad. How did you do that?
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219. It's a flower.
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220. Are we insane yet?
Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet?
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221. I told you, yes. Now-
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222. Bart, go to the top of that hill
and see if you can spot our hotel.
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223. Mt. Kilimanjaro?
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224. - Go!
- Okay.
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225. - Aaah!
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226. - A chimp.
- Hello, little fella.
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227. Hey, maybe he'll lead us to bananas.
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228. Or more mouthwatering monkeys.
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229. - Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
- Overtime for bag boys?
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230. Ridiculous!
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231. This is the place I've read about-
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232. where Dr. Bushwell
lives among the chimps.
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233. Oh, isn't that sweet?
He named it after his wife.
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234. No, Dr. Bushwell is a woman.
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235. Well, now I've heard everything.
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236. It's kind of you
to take us in, Dr. Bushwell.
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237. - Yeah. Thanks for the grub.
- Grubs.
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238. Whatever.
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239. Ah, there's a burst of flavor.
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240. Your work has really inspired me, Doctor-
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241. And I love your sensible ponytail.
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242. Well, thank you.
See, Jojo? She likes it.
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243. So I notice your home smells of feces.
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244. - Yes?
- And not just monkey feces either.
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245. Could we talk about something else?
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246. L-I love what you've done
with these poles.
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247. Every day I get up at 5:30,
watch the chimps...
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248. eat a quick lunch of roots and water,
then more chimp-watching.
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249. After dark I come home and think
about chimps until it's time for bed.
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250. - You must be the most boring woman on earth.
- Possibly, but-
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251. - I mean, I knew scientists
wasted their lives, but geez!
- Homer!
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252. - What? What is it, Pointy?
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253. Oh, no. It's the poachers.
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254. Give us the chimps,
and no one gets hurt.
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255. Absolutely not!
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256. Will you help me defend the refuge?
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257. Anything for these noble animals.
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258. So like us.
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259. - Huh?
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260. - What?
- Aaah!
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261. Yes! Aaah!
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262. - Somebody light this monkey.
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263. Aaah! Help! Bad monkey.
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264. Hey! Stop it, you creep.
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265. - Greenpeace?
- That's right.
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266. And we're not leaving
till we rescue every animal here.
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267. Well, if you really
cared about chimps...
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268. you'd know that Dr. Bushwell
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269. Oh, is that right?
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270. Why don't you tell her
about the diamond mine, Doctor?
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271. Diamond mine?
What are you talking about?
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272. I'm talking about this.
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273. The chimps are running a diamond mine.
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274. Why, what fascinating behavior.
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275. L-I must document this new activity.
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276. Dr. Bushwell!
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277. What, these?
Well, they were a graduation present.
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278. Unbelievable.
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279. This shaft must be five miles deep.
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280. Oh, for- Lookit. There's more over here.
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281. Look at this.
She's hidden diamonds everywhere.
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282. Even on the soles of her shoes.
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283. Yep. She's one of the 10 richest
chimp researchers in the world.
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284. Look at me! I'm a scientist.
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285. Africa.
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286. How could you exploit
your beloved chimps like this?
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287. I think we should look at her research
before we condemn her entirely.
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288. I haven't said anything for a while.
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289. Hmm.
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290. These are just pictures of monkeys
from famous movies.
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291. This is disgraceful, Doctor.
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292. All right, so I snapped.
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293. You don't understand
the crushing loneliness and greed.
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294. Don't worry, Doctor.
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295. We'll get you all the help you need.
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296. No! Don't put me away.
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297. I'll give you diamonds.
Everybody wants diamonds.
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298. Diamonds will make
everything all better.
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299. Diamonds! Diamonds!
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300. - What a nice lady.
- Very nice.
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301. - Hey, Lise, check it out. Diamond vision.
- Buzz off.
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302. Hey, look. Our tour guide got a new job.
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303. Mmm, quite a promotion.
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304. I was wondering what became of him.
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305. What happened to President Muntu?
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306. I don't want to talk about it.
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307. He got overthrown!
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308. Now he's just a stinkin'flight attendant.
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309. Hey, where's my pillow?
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310. - Shh!
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