1. D'oh! (screams)Copy !req
2. Whoa!Copy !req
3. The Cyborganizer.Copy !req
4. A high-tech robocopCopy !req
5. created for one purpose only,Copy !req
6. to help the N.Y.P.D. tackle
its tedious paperwork.Copy !req
7. Good work, Cyborganizer.Copy !req
8. I can streamline any procedureCopy !req
9. except this thing you call "love."Copy !req
10. Aw... Poor Cyborganizer.Copy !req
11. Homer, sitting that close to
the TV can't be good for you.Copy !req
12. Talking while the TV's on
can't be good for you.Copy !req
13. You should get your eyes checked.Copy !req
14. I'm taking Bart to the mallCopy !req
15. to buy camping supplies.Copy !req
16. Why don't you come along?Copy !req
17. Nah, I want to enjoy the showCopy !req
18. before the network retools it.Copy !req
19. How can I organize this modeling agencyCopy !req
20. and still be a good single father?Copy !req
21. I love you, Daddy.Copy !req
22. Aw! Too late!Copy !req
23. We need something quick.Copy !req
24. My husband's eyes are really shot.Copy !req
25. Whee! Touch the sky, Maggie.Copy !req
26. Whee! Touch the sky!Copy !req
27. Dad, I've got Maggie.Copy !req
28. Who said that?Copy !req
29. Come on, Bart.Copy !req
30. While your dad gets his glasses,Copy !req
31. we'll go shop for your trip.Copy !req
32. Oh, I hate shopping.Copy !req
33. Just get me a deck of cards
and I'll win whatever I needCopy !req
34. from the other kids.Copy !req
35. But you need to try things on.Copy !req
36. Every brand has a different idea of husky.Copy !req
37. (grunts) I'm in tantrum position.Copy !req
38. "T" minus five, four, three...Copy !req
39. Remembering dead cat for real tears.Copy !req
40. Fine. You win.Copy !req
41. I'll do your shopping for you.Copy !req
42. Tantrum averted.Copy !req
43. But now I can't forget the cat. (sobbing)Copy !req
44. OK, let's get started.Copy !req
45. - (snoring)
- Oh! Hey, wake up!Copy !req
46. (mumbling) Sorry.Copy !req
47. - Now, read the first line.
- "I, eight, p-p."Copy !req
48. - (giggling)
- Why you little...Copy !req
49. Better, or worse?Copy !req
50. Worse! (grunting)Copy !req
51. Better, or worse?Copy !req
52. Much better!Copy !req
53. (gagging) Dad!Copy !req
54. That pair's popular with
celebrities like Val Kilmer.Copy !req
55. - Ooh, my favorite Door.
- And Yoko Ono.Copy !req
56. Ew! She ruined The Plastic Ono Band.Copy !req
57. Maybe you're a candidate
for laser eye surgery.Copy !req
58. Will it get me out of
having to choosing glasses?Copy !req
59. Well, yes, but I must warn youCopy !req
60. it's an experimental procedure
and we still don't knowCopy !req
61. - the long-term effects.
- Less yappin', more zappin'!Copy !req
62. Well, looks like we got everythingCopy !req
63. for Bart's camping trip.Copy !req
64. Blair Witch repellent, antler saw,Copy !req
65. and deep woods Scrabble.Copy !req
66. (gasps) Ooh, Tango De La Muerte!Copy !req
67. I've been dying to see that movie.Copy !req
68. It got rave reviews from both
the Entertainment Radio NetworkCopy !req
69. and the Radio Entertainment Network.Copy !req
70. Let's go.Copy !req
71. Wait. You've got to use these drops.Copy !req
72. They prevent your eyes from crusting over.Copy !req
73. Oh, here we go with
the add-ons. No, thanks.Copy !req
74. Now that my severed foot
has been reattached,Copy !req
75. I must win back the coveted dance titleCopy !req
76. "Locolegs."Copy !req
77. As your wise but alcoholic dance coach,Copy !req
78. I know that somewhereCopy !req
79. your father is looking down on youCopy !req
80. and smiling.Copy !req
81. Oh, there he is.Copy !req
82. And now, I must choose a beautiful partnerCopy !req
83. for the big dance contest.Copy !req
84. Hmm...Copy !req
85. Mm-hmm...Copy !req
86. No. (gasps) Hmm...Copy !req
87. Oh, he'll never dance with her.Copy !req
88. She'll have to settle
for some Mexican Milhouse.Copy !req
89. I demand to know your name.Copy !req
90. My name is Lisabella.Copy !req
91. (gasping) That's my name
with "bella" on the end of it.Copy !req
92. Ask her. Oh, God, please,
ask her to dance.Copy !req
93. I shall dance... with her.Copy !req
94. - (grunts)
- Que malo.Copy !req
95. Once again, I must sugar my own churro.Copy !req
96. But I am just a simple librarian.Copy !req
97. I've only read about dancing in books.Copy !req
98. (chuckles) I will show you
something that is in no book.Copy !req
99. - (all gasping)
- (gasping) Ooh...Copy !req
100. (moaning and gasps) Mmm...Copy !req
101. She's not plain. She's beautiful.Copy !req
102. There is just one dance
that will beat them,Copy !req
103. The tango de la muerte.Copy !req
104. (gasps) Only one was crazy enoughCopy !req
105. to dance that dance and he is dead.Copy !req
106. My twin brother, Freduardo.Copy !req
107. But where he died, I shall live,Copy !req
108. in his apartment.Copy !req
109. You are now carrying my child.Copy !req
110. But how?Copy !req
111. It is the mystery of the dance.Copy !req
112. Oh, Mom, I want to be a dancer.Copy !req
113. That's wonderful, honey.Copy !req
114. We should ask your father, though.Copy !req
115. Where is he, anyway?Copy !req
116. (imitating Marge) Now, Homey,
when we get to the liquor storeCopy !req
117. buy me some Jack Daniels
and a carton of smokes.Copy !req
118. - Yes, dear.
- (snickering)Copy !req
119. Mmm... I remember
Little Vicki Valentine.Copy !req
120. Her perky smile and dancingCopy !req
121. brought America
right out of the depression.Copy !req
122. Well, I think World War II
helped a little, Mom.Copy !req
123. Don't smart-mouth, Lisa.Copy !req
124. - A great big sunshine hello to you.
- Hi, Little Vicki.Copy !req
125. (chuckles) That was such a long time ago.Copy !req
126. I'm just plain Vicki now.Copy !req
127. All right. I'd like to signCopy !req
128. my daughter up for lessons, Vicki.Copy !req
129. - "Little Vicki."
- But you just said—Copy !req
130. So, what dance style
were you interested in?Copy !req
131. We have ever so many.Copy !req
132. There's ballroom...Copy !req
133. Ow! You stepped on my toes again!Copy !req
134. If you would just let me lead...Copy !req
135. You're not a leader, Seymour.Copy !req
136. Never have been, never will be.Copy !req
137. Oh!Copy !req
138. There's square-dancing...Copy !req
139. Or there's the danceCopy !req
140. that made me ever so famous, tap.Copy !req
141. But I want to learn a dance
I can use in real lifeCopy !req
142. like the tango de la muerte.Copy !req
143. Oh, bless your heart.Copy !req
144. Let's get you some tap shoes.Copy !req
145. Uh, Little Vicki,Copy !req
146. I really think she had her heart set on—Copy !req
147. A little advice...
Don't live through your child.Copy !req
148. OK.Copy !req
149. Camp is going to be great.Copy !req
150. Seven days without parents,
homework or ear medicine.Copy !req
151. - (grunts)
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
152. This is going to be the best weekCopy !req
153. of our young lives.Copy !req
154. I'm going to pound you two all week.Copy !req
155. Oh, what'd we do?Copy !req
156. Nothing. But I got to pound somebody.Copy !req
157. Ha-ha!Copy !req
158. Now where do we go?Copy !req
159. Well, I don't want to go home.Copy !req
160. My grandma's sleeping in my bedCopy !req
161. and she has skin like a basketball.Copy !req
162. Wait a minute.Copy !req
163. Everybody thinks we're at camp this week.Copy !req
164. We can stay wherever we want!Copy !req
165. Yeah! Like the four seasons!Copy !req
166. Each room has its own safe.Copy !req
167. I've got a better place.Copy !req
168. - The mall?
- Yeah.Copy !req
169. It's just like my dad always says,Copy !req
170. For an evening or a week,Copy !req
171. there's no place like the mall.Copy !req
172. Food, fun and fashion,Copy !req
173. the mall has it all.Copy !req
174. What? What did he say?Copy !req
175. Now, the key to great dancing is one word,Copy !req
176. tapa-tapa-tapa.Copy !req
177. Tapa-tapa-tapa.Copy !req
178. Teacher, my shoes are making noise.Copy !req
179. You must be Ralph.Copy !req
180. My daddy shoots people.Copy !req
181. Good.Copy !req
182. Good. Wait a minute,
somebody's off the beat.Copy !req
183. Let me hear you two.Copy !req
184. OK, now you.Copy !req
185. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
186. Children, stop it! For all you know,
she has a medical condition.Copy !req
187. - Nope.
- I see.Copy !req
188. This is way better than camp.Copy !req
189. No mosquitoes, no stupid camp songs...Copy !req
190. Attention, shoppers.Copy !req
191. The mall is now closed.Copy !req
192. OK, folks, you heard
the recording, clear out.Copy !req
193. Quick! Up here!Copy !req
194. Where are we going?Copy !req
195. Quiet. Just keep scurrying.Copy !req
196. Whoa!Copy !req
197. - Worms!
- Gold!Copy !req
198. Wait. This is just chocolate.Copy !req
199. Chocolate!Copy !req
200. And these are Gummy Worms!Copy !req
201. - Gummy!
- Warheads, Jelly Bellies...Copy !req
202. We're like two kids in a candy store!Copy !req
203. Yes!Copy !req
204. Flavor's gone.Copy !req
205. Flavor's gone.Copy !req
206. Shoe fight!Copy !req
207. Ow! No golf shoes!Copy !req
208. - Ready, Milhouse?
- Gimme a sec.Copy !req
209. Ready? Jump! (grunts)Copy !req
210. Whoa!Copy !req
211. Whoa!Copy !req
212. Whoa! We're lumberjacks!Copy !req
213. Oh, my God! Look at this place!Copy !req
214. How could this happen?Copy !req
215. Candy chewed, wigs pulled from stands,Copy !req
216. cheese packages poked and re-poked.Copy !req
217. Every sign points to one obvious culprit,Copy !req
218. a giant rat.Copy !req
219. You'll have to shut down the mall.Copy !req
220. On Presidents' Day weekend?Copy !req
221. Are you crazy?Copy !req
222. Crazy with concernCopy !req
223. for the public, yes.Copy !req
224. Now shut this place downCopy !req
225. before the old folks come inCopy !req
226. for their morning walk.Copy !req
227. Open...Copy !req
228. Tapa-tapa-tapa.Copy !req
229. Tapa-tapa-tapa.Copy !req
230. - Oh, whoa!
- Ow!Copy !req
231. Sorry. The floor's kind of
at an angle here.Copy !req
232. I'm going to move over there.Copy !req
233. OK, from tapa-tapa-tapa.Copy !req
234. Wh... (groaning)Copy !req
235. Lisa's bad dancing makes my feet sad.Copy !req
236. (sighs exasperatedly) Let's take five.Copy !req
237. What am I doing wrong, Little Vicki?Copy !req
238. Well, you're falling a lot.Copy !req
239. - Maybe you should work on that.
- Yeah, well, no offense, but maybe I needCopy !req
240. a little more instruction
than just tapa-tapa-tapa.Copy !req
241. Why, back when I was your age,Copy !req
242. I had 43 movies under my belt,Copy !req
243. and I had to do it without tapa-tapa-tapa.Copy !req
244. I would've killed for tapa-tapa-tapa.Copy !req
245. Sorry. I'm just frustrated.Copy !req
246. Well, you'll never saveCopy !req
247. Grampa's farm with that attitude.Copy !req
248. You've just got to turn
that frown upside down.Copy !req
249. That's a smile, not an upside-down frown!Copy !req
250. Work on that, too.Copy !req
251. Hey, we got a postcard from Bart.Copy !req
252. "Dear Mom and Homer,Copy !req
253. I'm having fun."Copy !req
254. Aw, it sounds like he's having fun.Copy !req
255. Why does it have a picture
of Vitamin Barn?Copy !req
256. Didn't you ever go to camp?Copy !req
257. The old Vitamin Barn.Copy !req
258. There's our Broadway baby!Copy !req
259. Hey, dig that crazy rhythm!Copy !req
260. I'm just walking.Copy !req
261. Listen, I know I said
I wanted to be a dancer but—Copy !req
262. And you will be a dancer.Copy !req
263. Look at you, all sugar and spiceCopy !req
264. instead of equations and test tubes.Copy !req
265. Your daddy's precious dancing queen.Copy !req
266. - And you look adorable!
- (groans)Copy !req
267. Now, honey, what were you trying to sayCopy !req
268. before we kept interrupting
with our loving proudness?Copy !req
269. Yes, our tiny tapper.Copy !req
270. What was it you were going to sayCopy !req
271. after "I wanted to be a dancer, but..."?Copy !req
272. But I justCopy !req
273. need more practice.Copy !req
274. - See ya!
- (tapping)Copy !req
275. Oh, what's that awful sound?Copy !req
276. - The furnace?
- It's me!Copy !req
277. Aww.Copy !req
278. Why is you so down, Little Miss Vicki?Copy !req
279. My kitty cat's sickCopy !req
280. and I'd be ever so sad if she should die.Copy !req
281. Well, I'm no animal doctor, or nothing,Copy !req
282. but whenever I'm feeling poorly,Copy !req
283. you know what fixes me up?Copy !req
284. - Dancin'!
- Dancin'?Copy !req
285. Dancin'.Copy !req
286. But I don't know how to dance.Copy !req
287. Oh, I'll show you how.Copy !req
288. There! Now you're gettin' it.Copy !req
289. Look at me, Powder Puff! I'm dancin'!Copy !req
290. (sighs) That cat dances better than I do.Copy !req
291. We'll catch that mall rat.Copy !req
292. Sure hope this Acme kit works.Copy !req
293. Gosh, that cheese looks good.Copy !req
294. Think I could grab it
before that anvil hits?Copy !req
295. I don't know, Chief.
It's a million to one.Copy !req
296. I like those odds.Copy !req
297. Ah!Copy !req
298. My mistake was grabbing
the cheese. (groans)Copy !req
299. Professor Frink, will that spaceship
be ready for the recital?Copy !req
300. I have visited the future,
and yes, it will. (chuckles)Copy !req
301. OK, kids, tonight's the big night.Copy !req
302. Now, remember, the important thing isCopy !req
303. - to just dance flawlessly.
Excuse me.Copy !req
304. - Why isn't my name in the program?
- It is, silly.Copy !req
305. You've got the most important part of all.Copy !req
306. "Curtain puller"?Copy !req
307. No one can see the show
if the curtain isn't open.Copy !req
308. But... my parents
are counting on seeing me danceCopy !req
309. And I've worked ever so hard.Copy !req
310. I'm sorry, Lisa, but giving
everyone an equal partCopy !req
311. when they're clearly not equal
is called what again, class?Copy !req
312. Communism!Copy !req
313. That's right. And I didn't tapCopy !req
314. all those morse-code messagesCopy !req
315. to the allies
till my shoes filled with bloodCopy !req
316. just to roll out
the welcome mat for the reds.Copy !req
317. (sighs) All right.Copy !req
318. I'll be the stupid
curtain puller. (grunts)Copy !req
319. Smoothly.Copy !req
320. Pull-a, pull-a, pull-a.Copy !req
321. (grumbling) I got your
"pull-a, pull-a, pull-a."Copy !req
322. Excuse me, Lisa, but I couldn't
help but overhearCopy !req
323. your nerdly predicament.Copy !req
324. Maybe I can be of assistanceCopy !req
325. with the dancing, and the twisting...Copy !req
326. I first observed this technologyCopy !req
327. at the airport gift shop.Copy !req
328. - (clicking rhythmically)
- As you see,Copy !req
329. it responds to any percussive soundCopy !req
330. with an exuberant shakingCopy !req
331. if it's groove-thing, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
332. It's most entertaining,
but how does that help me?Copy !req
333. Observe.Copy !req
334. Ooh!Copy !req
335. That's brilliant, Professor.
What will you think of next?Copy !req
336. Well, I also found this at the gift shop.Copy !req
337. Isn't it cute?Copy !req
338. I'm hoping to turn it into a weapon.Copy !req
339. (laughing maniacally) It'll kill ya.Copy !req
340. I've got to go now.Copy !req
341. OK, Mr. Rat, we've got
a little playmate for you.Copy !req
342. Should I get the backup lion, Chief?Copy !req
343. Would you?Copy !req
344. (whispering) Can you see
the lion anywhere?Copy !req
345. - (squeaking)
- Well, do you see him or not?Copy !req
346. Are you saying he's right on
the other side of that plant?Copy !req
347. - (growling)
- OK. Run!Copy !req
348. This way!Copy !req
349. Uh-oh.Copy !req
350. Bart, you're a genius.Copy !req
351. Ah!Copy !req
352. You OK, Milhouse?Copy !req
353. Nothing that a handful ofCopy !req
354. Gummy Bears can't fix.Copy !req
355. Well, well, looks like
the cat got the rat.Copy !req
356. And that's the end of that tale.Copy !req
357. Uh, Chief, should we try
and get the mountain lionCopy !req
358. - back in its crate?
- I repeat...Copy !req
359. OK, everyone,Copy !req
360. we need big smiles out there,Copy !req
361. so line up for dimpling.Copy !req
362. Now this may hurt a lot.Copy !req
363. - (gasps)
- What am I saying, "may"?Copy !req
364. - (firing)
- Ow!Copy !req
365. Now, that's a happy face.Copy !req
366. Little Vicki, I figured out how to dance.Copy !req
367. I can be in the show now.Copy !req
368. I'm sorry, Lisa.Copy !req
369. People go to a children's dance recitalCopy !req
370. expecting a certain level
of professionalism.Copy !req
371. But... But you don't understand.Copy !req
372. I ate too much plastic candy.Copy !req
373. Heavens to Betsy!Copy !req
374. The star of the show is sick!Copy !req
375. Whatever will we do?Copy !req
376. There's only one person who can
get us out of this pickle.Copy !req
377. - Lisa?
- Yes?Copy !req
378. - Help me into Ralph's costume.
- (sighs)Copy !req
379. - (piano playing)
- Show time, children.Copy !req
380. Let's go.Copy !req
381. OK, curtain puller,Copy !req
382. this is your moment to shine.Copy !req
383. Oh, it's too important,
I'll do it for you.Copy !req
384. Lean, muscular children of Mars,Copy !req
385. we bring you candy.Copy !req
386. Let's walk over to them.Copy !req
387. Why walk when you can dance?Copy !req
388. Where's Lisa?Copy !req
389. Shh! This plot is hard enough
to follow as it is.Copy !req
390. There she is! Hi, honey!Copy !req
391. Wow! Look at her go!Copy !req
392. Yeah, that pressure we put on herCopy !req
393. really paid off.Copy !req
394. What are you doing?Copy !req
395. I can't help it, it's the shoes.Copy !req
396. Nobody upstages Little Vicki. (hissing)Copy !req
397. Oh... please stop.Copy !req
398. I'm just getting started!Copy !req
399. Stop clapping! Whoa!Copy !req
400. Wha...! Whoa!Copy !req
401. Go, Lisa! Come on, everybody,Copy !req
402. give it up for my little girl!Copy !req
403. - (girls screaming)
- Whoa...Copy !req
404. Whoa... Please...Copy !req
405. Stop clapping! You'll kill us all!Copy !req
406. Lisa's gone berserk!Copy !req
407. Do something, Homer! Do something!Copy !req
408. Oh, thanks, Dad.Copy !req
409. I didn't think, I... just acted.Copy !req
410. Self-tapping shoes?Copy !req
411. - I'm ever so pissed.
- I'm sorry, Vicki.Copy !req
412. I just wanted to be a dancer so badly.Copy !req
413. (sighs) I understand.Copy !req
414. We all do crazy things
when we're desperate.Copy !req
415. I once destroyed
Buddy Ebsen's credit rating.Copy !req
416. - Why?
- He knows why.Copy !req
417. Jesus, Mary and Glavin!Copy !req
418. These shoes are in the "off" position!Copy !req
419. You mean, I danced all by myself?Copy !req
420. See, honey? All you needed
was to believe in—Copy !req
421. What are you talking about,
Professor Frink?Copy !req
422. They're clearly in
the "on" position. See? "On."Copy !req
423. I was merely trying to spare
the girl's feelings,Copy !req
424. - you insensitive clod.
- Oh... Oh!Copy !req
425. Well, now that I look even closer—Copy !req
426. Forget it, Dad.Copy !req
427. (groans) I guess I'm never
going to be your Broadway baby.Copy !req
428. That's not true, honey.
You can always writeCopy !req
429. a depressing Broadway play of some kind.Copy !req
430. - You think so?
- Sure.Copy !req
431. It could be a story about peopleCopy !req
432. coming to terms with things.Copy !req
433. Hey, yeah. You could load it up
with lots of swears.Copy !req
434. That's what David Mamet does.Copy !req
435. Ah, I love you guys.Copy !req
436. Uh-oh! It's out of its matrix!
Nobody move!Copy !req
437. Why, it's just a cute little weasel.Copy !req
438. (cooing) Hello, there, Mr. Weasel.Copy !req
439. I'm down!Copy !req
440. Captioned by
Visual Data Media ServicesCopy !req