1. The Simpsons.Copy !req
2. Whoa!Copy !req
3. The Cyborganizer.Copy !req
4. A high-tech robocopCopy !req
5. created for one purpose only,Copy !req
6. to help the N.Y.P.D. tackle
its tedious paperwork.Copy !req
7. Good work, Cyborganizer.Copy !req
8. I can streamline any procedureCopy !req
9. except this thing you call "love."Copy !req
10. Aw... Poor Cyborganizer.Copy !req
11. Homer, sitting that close to
the TV can't be good for you.Copy !req
12. Talking while the TV's on
can't be good for you.Copy !req
13. You should get your eyes checked.Copy !req
14. I'm taking Bart to the mallCopy !req
15. to buy camping supplies.Copy !req
16. Why don't you come along?Copy !req
17. Nah, I want to enjoy the showCopy !req
18. before the network retools it.Copy !req
19. How can I organize this modeling agencyCopy !req
20. and still be a good single father?Copy !req
21. I love you, Daddy.Copy !req
22. Aw! Too late!Copy !req
23. We need something quick.Copy !req
24. My husband's eyes are really shot.Copy !req
25. Whee! Touch the sky, Maggie.Copy !req
26. Whee! Touch the sky!Copy !req
27. Dad, I've got Maggie.Copy !req
28. Who said that?Copy !req
29. Come on, Bart.Copy !req
30. While your dad gets his glasses,Copy !req
31. we'll go shop for your trip.Copy !req
32. Oh, I hate shopping.Copy !req
33. Just get me a deck of cards
and I'll win whatever I needCopy !req
34. from the other kids.Copy !req
35. But you need to try things on.Copy !req
36. Every brand has a different idea of husky.Copy !req
37. I'm in tantrum position.Copy !req
38. "T" minus five, four, three...Copy !req
39. Remembering dead cat for real tears.Copy !req
40. Fine. You win.Copy !req
41. I'll do your shopping for you.Copy !req
42. Tantrum averted.Copy !req
43. But now I can't forget the cat.Copy !req
44. OK, let's get started.Copy !req
45. Oh! Hey, wake up!Copy !req
46. Sorry.Copy !req
47. - Now, read the first line.
- "I, eight, p-p."Copy !req
48. Why you little...Copy !req
49. Better, or worse?Copy !req
50. Worse!Copy !req
51. Better, or worse?Copy !req
52. Much better!Copy !req
53. Dad!Copy !req
54. That pair's popular with
celebrities like Val Kilmer.Copy !req
55. - Ooh, my favorite Door.
- And Yoko Ono.Copy !req
56. Ew! She ruined The Plastic Ono Band.Copy !req
57. Maybe you're a candidate
for laser eye surgery.Copy !req
58. Will it get me out of
having to choosing glasses?Copy !req
59. Well, yes, but I must warn youCopy !req
60. it's an experimental procedure
and we still don't knowCopy !req
61. - the long-term effects.
- Less yappin', more zappin'!Copy !req
62. Well, looks like we got everythingCopy !req
63. for Bart's camping trip.Copy !req
64. Blair Witch repellent, antler saw,Copy !req
65. and deep woods Scrabble.Copy !req
66. Ooh, Tango De La Muerte!Copy !req
67. I've been dying to see that movie.Copy !req
68. It got rave reviews from both
the Entertainment Radio NetworkCopy !req
69. and the Radio Entertainment Network.Copy !req
70. Let's go.Copy !req
71. Wait. You've got to use these drops.Copy !req
72. They prevent your eyes from crusting over.Copy !req
73. Oh, here we go with
the add-ons. No, thanks.Copy !req
74. Now that my severed foot
has been reattached,Copy !req
75. I must win back the coveted dance title.Copy !req
76. "Locolegs."Copy !req
77. As your wise but alcoholic dance coach,Copy !req
78. I know that somewhereCopy !req
79. your father is looking down on youCopy !req
80. and smiling.Copy !req
81. Oh, there he is.Copy !req
82. And now, I must choose a beautiful partnerCopy !req
83. for the big dance contest.Copy !req
84. No. Hmm...Copy !req
85. Oh, he'll never dance with her.Copy !req
86. She'll have to settle
for some Mexican Milhouse.Copy !req
87. I demand to know your name.Copy !req
88. My name is Lisabella.Copy !req
89. That's my name
with "bella" on the end of it.Copy !req
90. Ask her. Oh, God, please,
ask her to dance.Copy !req
91. I shall dance... with her.Copy !req
92. Que malo.Copy !req
93. Once again, I must sugar my own churro.Copy !req
94. But I am just a simple librarian.Copy !req
95. I've only read about dancing in books.Copy !req
96. I will show you
something that is in no book.Copy !req
97. She's not plain. She's beautiful.Copy !req
98. There is just one dance
that will beat them,Copy !req
99. The tango de la muerte.Copy !req
100. Only one was crazy enoughCopy !req
101. to dance that dance and he is dead.Copy !req
102. My twin brother, Freduardo.Copy !req
103. But where he died, I shall live,Copy !req
104. in his apartment.Copy !req
105. You are now carrying my child.Copy !req
106. But how?Copy !req
107. It is the mystery of the dance.Copy !req
108. Oh, Mom, I want to be a dancer.Copy !req
109. That's wonderful, honey.Copy !req
110. We should ask your father, though.Copy !req
111. Where is he, anyway?Copy !req
112. Now, Homey,
when we get to the liquor storeCopy !req
113. buy me some Jack Daniels
and a carton of smokes.Copy !req
114. Yes, dear.Copy !req
115. Mmm... I remember
Little Vicki Valentine.Copy !req
116. Her perky smile and dancingCopy !req
117. brought America
right out of the depression.Copy !req
118. Well, I think World War II
helped a little, Mom.Copy !req
119. Don't smart-mouth, Lisa.Copy !req
120. - A great big sunshine hello to you.
- Hi, Little Vicki.Copy !req
121. That was such a long time ago.Copy !req
122. I'm just plain Vicki now.Copy !req
123. All right. I'd like to signCopy !req
124. my daughter up for lessons, Vicki.Copy !req
125. - "Little Vicki."
- But you just said...Copy !req
126. So, what dance style
were you interested in?Copy !req
127. We have ever so many.Copy !req
128. There's ballroom...Copy !req
129. Ow! You stepped on my toes again!Copy !req
130. If you would just let me lead...Copy !req
131. You're not a leader, Seymour.Copy !req
132. Never have been, never will be.Copy !req
133. There's square-dancing...Copy !req
134. Oh, the birdie in the cage
odd lady in the center.Copy !req
135. Now the birdie is purty
and the crows hop in.Copy !req
136. Pluck the feather all together.Copy !req
137. Hell-bent for leather...Copy !req
138. Or there's the danceCopy !req
139. that made me ever so famous, tap.Copy !req
140. But I want to learn a dance
I can use in real lifeCopy !req
141. like the tango de la muerte.Copy !req
142. Oh, bless your heart.Copy !req
143. Let's get you some tap shoes.Copy !req
144. Uh, Little Vicki,Copy !req
145. I really think she had her heart set on...Copy !req
146. A little advice...
Don't live through your child.Copy !req
147. OK.Copy !req
148. Camp is going to be great.Copy !req
149. Seven days without parents,
homework or ear medicine.Copy !req
150. Yes, sir.Copy !req
151. This is going to be the best weekCopy !req
152. of our young lives.Copy !req
153. I'm going to pound you two all week.Copy !req
154. Oh, what'd we do?Copy !req
155. Nothing. But I got to pound somebody.Copy !req
156. Now where do we go?Copy !req
157. Well, I don't want to go home.Copy !req
158. My grandma's sleeping in my bedCopy !req
159. and she has skin like a basketball.Copy !req
160. Wait a minute.Copy !req
161. Everybody thinks we're at camp this week.Copy !req
162. We can stay wherever we want!Copy !req
163. Yeah! Like the four seasons!Copy !req
164. Each room has its own safe.Copy !req
165. I've got a better place.Copy !req
166. - The mall?
- Yeah.Copy !req
167. It's just like my dad always says,Copy !req
168. For an evening or a week,Copy !req
169. there's no place like the mall.Copy !req
170. Food, fun and fashion,Copy !req
171. the mall has it all.Copy !req
172. What? What did he say?Copy !req
173. Now, the key to great dancing is one word,Copy !req
174. tapa-tapa-tapa.Copy !req
175. Tapa-tapa-tapa.Copy !req
176. Teacher, my shoes are making noise.Copy !req
177. You must be Ralph.Copy !req
178. My daddy shoots people.Copy !req
179. Good.Copy !req
180. Good. Wait a minute,
somebody's off the beat.Copy !req
181. Let me hear you two.Copy !req
182. OK, now you.Copy !req
183. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
184. Children, stop it! For all you know,
she has a medical condition.Copy !req
185. - Nope.
- I see.Copy !req
186. This is way better than camp.Copy !req
187. No mosquitoes, no stupid camp songs...Copy !req
188. If you're happy and you
know it, shop at Stan's.Copy !req
189. Giant discounts on
your favorite major brands...Copy !req
190. Attention, shoppers.Copy !req
191. The mall is now closed.Copy !req
192. OK, folks, you heard
the recording, clear out.Copy !req
193. Quick! Up here!Copy !req
194. Where are we going?Copy !req
195. Quiet. Just keep scurrying.Copy !req
196. Whoa!Copy !req
197. - Worms!
- Gold!Copy !req
198. Wait. This is just chocolate.Copy !req
199. Chocolate!Copy !req
200. And these are Gummy Worms!Copy !req
201. - Gummy!
- Warheads, Jelly Bellies...Copy !req
202. We're like two kids in a candy store!Copy !req
203. Yes!Copy !req
204. Flavor's gone.Copy !req
205. Flavor's gone.Copy !req
206. Shoe fight!Copy !req
207. Ow! No golf shoes!Copy !req
208. - Ready, Milhouse?
- Gimme a sec.Copy !req
209. Ready? Jump!Copy !req
210. Whoa!Copy !req
211. Whoa!Copy !req
212. Whoa! We're lumberjacks!Copy !req
213. Oh, my God! Look at this place!Copy !req
214. How could this happen?Copy !req
215. Candy chewed, wigs pulled from stands,Copy !req
216. cheese packages poked and re-poked.Copy !req
217. Every sign points to one obvious culprit,Copy !req
218. a giant rat.Copy !req
219. You'll have to shut down the mall.Copy !req
220. On Presidents' Day weekend?Copy !req
221. Are you crazy?Copy !req
222. Crazy with concernCopy !req
223. for the public, yes.Copy !req
224. Now shut this place downCopy !req
225. before the old folks come inCopy !req
226. for their morning walk.Copy !req
227. Open...Copy !req
228. Tapa-tapa-tapa.Copy !req
229. Tapa-tapa-tapa.Copy !req
230. Oh, whoa!Copy !req
231. Sorry. The floor's kind of
at an angle here.Copy !req
232. I'm going to move over there.Copy !req
233. OK, from tapa-tapa-tapa.Copy !req
234. Wh...Copy !req
235. Lisa's bad dancing makes my feet sad.Copy !req
236. Let's take five.Copy !req
237. What am I doing wrong, Little Vicki?Copy !req
238. Well, you're falling a lot.Copy !req
239. - Maybe you should work on that.
- Yeah, well, no offense, but maybe I needCopy !req
240. a little more instruction
than just tapa-tapa-tapa.Copy !req
241. Why, back when I was your age,Copy !req
242. I had 43 movies under my belt,Copy !req
243. and I had to do it without tapa-tapa-tapa.Copy !req
244. I would've killed for tapa-tapa-tapa.Copy !req
245. Sorry. I'm just frustrated.Copy !req
246. Well, you'll never save.Copy !req
247. Grampa's farm with that attitude.Copy !req
248. You've just got to turn
that frown upside down.Copy !req
249. That's a smile, not an upside-down frown!Copy !req
250. Work on that, too.Copy !req
251. Hey, we got a postcard from Bart.Copy !req
252. "Dear Mom and Homer,Copy !req
253. I'm having fun."Copy !req
254. Aw, it sounds like he's having fun.Copy !req
255. Why does it have a picture
of Vitamin Barn?Copy !req
256. Didn't you ever go to camp?Copy !req
257. The old Vitamin Barn.Copy !req
258. There's our Broadway baby!Copy !req
259. Hey, dig that crazy rhythm!Copy !req
260. I'm just walking.Copy !req
261. Listen, I know I said
I wanted to be a dancer but...Copy !req
262. And you will be a dancer.Copy !req
263. Look at you, all sugar and spiceCopy !req
264. instead of equations and test tubes.Copy !req
265. Your daddy's precious dancing queen.Copy !req
266. And you look adorable!Copy !req
267. Now, honey, what were you trying to sayCopy !req
268. before we kept interrupting
with our loving proudness?Copy !req
269. Yes, our tiny tapper.Copy !req
270. What was it you were going to sayCopy !req
271. after "I wanted to be a dancer, but..."?Copy !req
272. But I justCopy !req
273. need more practice.Copy !req
274. See ya!Copy !req
275. Oh, what's that awful sound?Copy !req
276. - The furnace?
- It's me!Copy !req
277. Aww.Copy !req
278. Why is you so down, Little Miss Vicki?Copy !req
279. My kitty cat's sickCopy !req
280. and I'd be ever so sad if she should die.Copy !req
281. Well, I'm no animal doctor, or nothing,Copy !req
282. but whenever I'm feeling poorly,Copy !req
283. you know what fixes me up?Copy !req
284. - Dancin'!
- Dancin'?Copy !req
285. Dancin'.Copy !req
286. But I don't know how to dance.Copy !req
287. Oh, I'll show you how.Copy !req
288. There! Now you're gettin' it.Copy !req
289. Look at me, Powder Puff! I'm dancin'!Copy !req
290. That cat dances better than I do.Copy !req
291. We'll catch that mall rat.Copy !req
292. Sure hope this Acme kit works.Copy !req
293. Gosh, that cheese looks good.Copy !req
294. Think I could grab it
before that anvil hits?Copy !req
295. I don't know, Chief.
It's a million to one.Copy !req
296. I like those odds.Copy !req
297. My mistake was grabbing
the cheese.Copy !req
298. Professor Frink, will that spaceship
be ready for the recital?Copy !req
299. I have visited the future,
and yes, it will.Copy !req
300. OK, kids, tonight's the big night.Copy !req
301. Now, remember, the important thing isCopy !req
302. - to just dance flawlessly.
- Excuse me.Copy !req
303. - Why isn't my name in the program?
- It is, silly.Copy !req
304. You've got the most important part of all.Copy !req
305. "Curtain puller"?Copy !req
306. No one can see the show
if the curtain isn't open.Copy !req
307. But... my parents
are counting on seeing me dance.Copy !req
308. And I've worked ever so hard.Copy !req
309. I'm sorry, Lisa, but giving
everyone an equal partCopy !req
310. when they're clearly not equal
is called what again, class?Copy !req
311. Communism!Copy !req
312. That's right. And I didn't tapCopy !req
313. all those morse-code messagesCopy !req
314. to the allies
till my shoes filled with bloodCopy !req
315. just to roll out
the welcome mat for the reds.Copy !req
316. All right.Copy !req
317. I'll be the stupid
curtain puller.Copy !req
318. Smoothly.Copy !req
319. Pull-a, pull-a, pull-a.Copy !req
320. I got your
"pull-a, pull-a, pull-a."Copy !req
321. Excuse me, Lisa, but I couldn't
help but overhearCopy !req
322. your nerdly predicament.Copy !req
323. Maybe I can be of assistanceCopy !req
324. with the dancing, and the twisting...Copy !req
325. And the kung fu fighting.Copy !req
326. I first observed this technologyCopy !req
327. at the airport gift shop.Copy !req
328. As you see,Copy !req
329. it responds to any percussive soundCopy !req
330. with an exuberant shakingCopy !req
331. if it's groove-thing, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
332. It's most entertaining,
but how does that help me?Copy !req
333. Observe.Copy !req
334. That's brilliant, Professor.
What will you think of next?Copy !req
335. Well, I also found this at the gift shop.Copy !req
336. Isn't it cute?Copy !req
337. I'm hoping to turn it into a weapon.Copy !req
338. It'll kill ya.Copy !req
339. I've got to go now.Copy !req
340. OK, Mr. Rat, we've got
a little playmate for you.Copy !req
341. Should I get the backup lion, Chief?Copy !req
342. Would you?Copy !req
343. Can you see
the lion anywhere?Copy !req
344. Well, do you see him or not?Copy !req
345. Are you saying he's right on
the other side of that plant?Copy !req
346. OK. Run!Copy !req
347. This way!Copy !req
348. Bart, you're a genius.Copy !req
349. You OK, Milhouse?Copy !req
350. Nothing that a handful of.Copy !req
351. Gummy Bears can't fix.Copy !req
352. Well, well, looks like
the cat got the rat.Copy !req
353. And that's the end of that tale.Copy !req
354. Uh, Chief, should we try
and get the mountain lionCopy !req
355. - back in its crate?
- I repeat...Copy !req
356. OK, everyone,Copy !req
357. we need big smiles out there,Copy !req
358. so line up for dimpling.Copy !req
359. Now this may hurt a lot.Copy !req
360. What am I saying, "may"?Copy !req
361. Now, that's a happy face.Copy !req
362. Little Vicki, I figured out how to dance.Copy !req
363. I can be in the show now.Copy !req
364. I'm sorry, Lisa.Copy !req
365. People go to a children's dance recitalCopy !req
366. expecting a certain level
of professionalism.Copy !req
367. But... But you don't understand.Copy !req
368. I ate too much plastic candy.Copy !req
369. Heavens to Betsy!Copy !req
370. The star of the show is sick!Copy !req
371. Whatever will we do?Copy !req
372. There's only one person who can
get us out of this pickle.Copy !req
373. - Lisa?
- Yes?Copy !req
374. Help me into Ralph's costume.Copy !req
375. Show time, children.Copy !req
376. Let's go.Copy !req
377. OK, curtain puller,Copy !req
378. this is your moment to shine.Copy !req
379. Oh, it's too important,
I'll do it for you.Copy !req
380. Lean, muscular children of Mars,Copy !req
381. we bring you candy.Copy !req
382. Let's walk over to them.Copy !req
383. Why walk when you can dance?Copy !req
384. Where's Lisa?Copy !req
385. Shh! This plot is hard enough
to follow as it is.Copy !req
386. On the spaceship.Copy !req
387. Lollipop.Copy !req
388. Gingerbread men.Copy !req
389. Like to do hip-hop.Copy !req
390. And chocolate chips...Copy !req
391. Make a rockin' fuel for rocket ships.Copy !req
392. We just love to dance on Mars.Copy !req
393. Where everything's made...Copy !req
394. There she is! Hi, honey!Copy !req
395. Wow! Look at her go!Copy !req
396. Yeah, that pressure we put on herCopy !req
397. really paid off.Copy !req
398. What are you doing?Copy !req
399. I can't help it, it's the shoes.Copy !req
400. Nobody upstages Little Vicki.Copy !req
401. Oh... please stop.Copy !req
402. I'm just getting started!Copy !req
403. Stop clapping! Whoa!Copy !req
404. Wha...! Whoa!Copy !req
405. Go, Lisa! Come on, everybody,Copy !req
406. give it up for my little girl!Copy !req
407. Whoa...Copy !req
408. Whoa... Please...Copy !req
409. Stop clapping! You'll kill us all!Copy !req
410. Lisa's gone berserk!Copy !req
411. Do something, Homer! Do something!Copy !req
412. Oh, thanks, Dad.Copy !req
413. I didn't think, I... just acted.Copy !req
414. Self-tapping shoes?Copy !req
415. - I'm ever so pissed.
- I'm sorry, Vicki.Copy !req
416. I just wanted to be a dancer so badly.Copy !req
417. I understand.Copy !req
418. We all do crazy things
when we're desperate.Copy !req
419. I once destroyed
Buddy Ebsen's credit rating.Copy !req
420. - Why?
- He knows why.Copy !req
421. Jesus, Mary and Glavin!Copy !req
422. These shoes are in the "off" position!Copy !req
423. You mean, I danced all by myself?Copy !req
424. See, honey? All you needed
was to believe in...Copy !req
425. What are you talking about,
Professor Frink?Copy !req
426. They're clearly in
the "on" position. See? "On."Copy !req
427. I was merely trying to spare
the girl's feelings,Copy !req
428. - you insensitive clod.
- Oh... Oh!Copy !req
429. Well, now that I look even closer...Copy !req
430. Forget it, Dad.Copy !req
431. I guess I'm never
going to be your Broadway baby.Copy !req
432. That's not true, honey.
You can always writeCopy !req
433. a depressing Broadway play of some kind.Copy !req
434. - You think so?
- Sure.Copy !req
435. It could be a story about peopleCopy !req
436. coming to terms with things.Copy !req
437. Hey, yeah. You could load it up
with lots of swears.Copy !req
438. That's what David Mamet does.Copy !req
439. Ah, I love you guys.Copy !req
440. Uh-oh! It's out of its matrix!
Nobody move!Copy !req
441. Why, it's just a cute little weasel.Copy !req
442. Hello, there, Mr. Weasel.Copy !req
443. I'm down!Copy !req
444. Captioned by
Visual Data Media ServicesCopy !req