1. D'OH!
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2. NOW REMEMBER.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE NATURE
JUST THE WAY WE FOUND IT.
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3. EVERYTHING WE PACK IN,
WE PACK OUT.
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4. WHAT IF I HAVE TO DO
MY BUSINESS?
USE THIS PLASTIC BAG.
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5. AW, HOW COME BEARS CAN
CRAP IN THE WOODS AND I CAN'T?
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6. AH, WE'RE SO LUCKY TO HAVE
THIS UNTOUCHED PIECE OF PARADISE
SO CLOSE TO SPRINGFIELD.
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7. BEES!
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8. THEY SOUND ANGRY
AND AFRICANIZED.
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9. OKAY, NOBODY PANIC.
THERE'S PLENTY
OF SPRAY FOR ME.
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10. THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE BEES.
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11. OH, MY GOD.
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12. IT'S A RACETRACK!
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13. THE BIRD SANCTUARY!
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14. - THEY RUINED IT!
- NO, THEY DIDN'T!
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15. THEY JUST SURROUNDED IT WITH
SOMETHING WONDERFUL!
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16. LIKE A RAISIN COVERED
IN CHOCOLATE.
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17. OR A MONKEY IN A COWBOY SUIT.
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18. SEE? ANIMALS CAN
GET USED TO ANYTHING.
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19. START YOUR ENGINES.
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20. SHOW US YOUR BOOBS.
SHOW US YOUR BOOBS.
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21. YOU BETTER DO
WHAT HE SAYS, MARGE.
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22. COOL.
WAY TO ADAPT, LITTLE GUY.
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23. WHY DO JERKS THINK
EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE
THEIR STUPID NAME?
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24. SORRY TO BREAK UP
YOUR PICNIC, FOLKS.
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25. - I'M TWO-TIME FAST CAR
CHAMP, CLAY BABCOCK.
- YOU'RE ON FIRE!
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26. YEAH, I HAVE WON A LOT OF RACES.
IT'S ALL THANKS
TO MY CREW, REALLY.
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27. THERE IT IS.
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28. MR. BABCOCK, CAN I
RIDE IN YOUR CAR?
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29. WELL, MY "A" CAR WAS
JUST INCINERATED, BUT, UH,
YOU CAN RIDE IN MY "B" CAR.
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30. I DON'T SEE
WHY NOT.
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31. BART, THESE ARE
THE "TIME TRIALS"...
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32. THAT DETERMINE
THE "POLE POSITION."
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33. SHOULDN'T YOU BE KEEPING
YOUR HANDS ON THE WHEEL?
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34. OH, SURE,
IF YOU WANT TO DRIVE
THE "TRADITIONAL" WAY.
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35. SORRY.
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36. BOY, THESE CARS
ARE SURPRISINGLY ROOMY.
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37. YEAH, WE LIKE TO BRING
OUR FAMILIES ALONG
ON THE LONGER RACES.
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38. IF I GET TIRED,
I LET MY WIFE DRIVE.
SHE'S GOOD.
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39. GET YOUR FEET
OFF THE UPHOLSTERY!
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40. I GOT SOME SPARE TICKETS
IF YOU'D LIKE TO
STICK AROUND FOR THE RACE.
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41. THAT'S VERY SWEET,
BUT WE HAVE A FULL DAY
OF HIKING PLANNED.
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42. WE CAN HIKE ANYTIME.
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43. THIS IS OUR CHANCE
TO SEE CARS DRIVING.
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44. HI-DIDDLY-HO
PEDAL-TO-THE-METAL-O-PHILES.
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45. FLANDERS! SINCE WHEN
DO YOU LIKE ANYTHING COOL?
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46. WELL, I DON'T CARE
FOR THE SPEED,
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47. BUT I CAN'T GET ENOUGH
OF THAT SAFETY GEAR.
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48. HELMETS, ROLL BARS,
CAUTION FLAGS.
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49. I LIKE THE FRESH AIR
AND LOOKING AT THE POOR PEOPLE
IN THE INFIELD.
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50. DANG, CLETUS.
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51. WHY'D YOU HAVE TO PARK
BY MY PARENTS?
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52. NOW, HONEY,
THEY'S MY PARENTS TOO.
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53. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES.
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54. - DADDY, CAN WE MOVE CLOSER?
- ABSO-NOT-LY, HOT RODDY.
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55. WE'RE UP HERE
OUT OF RANGE OF THE CRASHES
AND THE DRIVERS' CUSSIN'.
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56. MOVE YOUR DAMN BUTT.
BITE ME.
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57. COME ON!
SOMEBODY CRASH!
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58. BE PATIENT, SON.
A WATCHED CAR
NEVER CRASHES.
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59. OH, I MISSED ONE!
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60. LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
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61. THE DICE!
THE DICE! THE DICE!
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62. EIGHT SECONDS.
GREAT JOB, BOYS!
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63. LET'S GO. NEW TIRES.
COME ON. COME ON.
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64. WE'RE GOIN' AS FAST
AS WE CAN, M—
HEY, WHO ARE YOU?
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65. - OH, HOW RUDE OF ME.
- MY NAME IS—
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66. MY BAD.
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67. AND NOW HERE'S SOMETHING
FOR THE GUYS.
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68. FINALLY.
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69. LET'S HEAR IT FOR...
FAN-DEMONIUM!
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70. HEY, RACING FANS.
WHO WANTS A FREE T-SHIRT?
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71. ME! ME!
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72. - ¡AQUÍ! AQUÍ!
- I DO! I DO!
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73. WAIT. NO, I DON'T.
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74. HMM.
A FORD URINATING
ON A CHEVROLET.
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75. DON'T YOU USUALLY
LAUGH AT EVERYTHING?
YES. YES, I DO.
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76. - COME ON! RIGHT HERE!
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77. I'M OKAY, FOLKS.
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78. I NEED A SHIRT!
GIVE ME A SHIRT!
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79. MOMMY HAS BOSOMS LIKE THAT.
YEAH, I WISH.
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80. NEDDIE, I'VE HAD ABOUT
ALL I CAN TAKE
OF HOMER SIMPSON'S TORSO.
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81. I'LL GET SOME HOT DOGS.
NO FOOT-LONGS.
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82. I KNOW.
THEY MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE.
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83. WELL, I GUESS NO ONE ELSE
WANTS A T-SHIRT.
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84. THAT'S A DAMN LIE,
AND YOU KNOW IT!
GIMME A SHIRT!
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85. YOU HEARD HIM,
GIRLS.
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86. HEY, T-SHIRT, T-SHIRT,
T-SHIRT.
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87. FIRE!
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88. OOH, A BOBBY PIN!
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89. MAUDE?
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90. OH, MY LORD,
SHE'S DEAD!
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91. IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE
WE'RE NEVER GOING TO
SEE MAUDE AGAIN.
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92. AND POOR NED
DIDN'T GET A CHANCE
TO SAY GOOD-BYE.
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93. WELL, FROM NOW ON,
I'M NEVER GONNA
LET YOU LEAVE THE ROOM...
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94. WITHOUT TELLING YOU
HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU,
AND HOW TRULY SPECIAL—
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95. THIS IS EATING UP
A LOT OF TIME. MAYBE JUST
A PAT ON THE BUTT.
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96. YEAH, THAT WORKS.
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97. NOW, HOMIE, YOU KNOW,
NED AND THE BOYS NEED US.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
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98. I KNOW. NO MORE
BEING A JERK.
THAT'S RIGHT.
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99. IN MANY WAYS, MAUDE FLANDERS
WAS A SUPPORTING PLAYER
IN OUR LIVES.
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100. SHE DIDN'T GRAB OUR ATTENTION
WITH MEMORABLE CATCHPHRASES...
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101. OR COMICAL ACCENTS.
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102. AYE.
YARR.
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103. OH, GLAVIN!
WHY, GLAVIN?
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104. BUT, WHETHER YOU
NOTICED HER OR NOT,
MAUDE WAS ALWAYS THERE.
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105. AND WE THOUGHT
SHE ALWAYS WOULD BE.
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106. MY FRIENDS,
LIFE IS ABOUT CHANGE.
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107. JUST YESTERDAY,
APU WAS A LONELY BACHELOR.
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108. YES, THANK GOD
THOSE DAYS ARE OVER.
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109. AND THE VAN HOUTENS
WERE ENJOYING
A STORYBOOK MARRIAGE.
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110. YEAH. LOTS OF STORYBOOKS
HAVE WITCHES.
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111. - SHUT UP, KIRK!
- SORRY.
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112. AND NOW, THE GOOD PEOPLE
AT FAN-DEMONIUM, AS PART
OF A GENEROUS SETTLEMENT,
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113. WILL FIRE
A 21 T-SHIRT SALUTE.
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114. FINALLY.
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115. NED, MY FRIEND, PLEASE KNOW
THAT THE KWIK-E-MART
IS THERE FOR YOU...
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116. 24 HOURS A DAY.
OH, THANK YOU, APU.
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117. AND I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU
ALL OF MAUDE'S FREQUENT
SQUISHY POINTS.
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118. THE BOYS AT HEADQUARTERS
WILL NOT LIKE IT,
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119. BUT I'M GETTING PRETTY SICK OF
THEM AND THEIR BOMBAY ATTITUDE!
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120. THAT'S ENOUGH THERE, APU.
LOOK, NED, I KNOW WE AIN'T
HUNG OUT MUCH,
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121. WHAT WITH YOUR INSANE
FEAR OF DRINKING,
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122. AND ME BEING BANNED
FROM THE CHURCH AND ALL,
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123. BUT, UH, BUT THAT MAUDE,
SHE WAS REALLY SOMETHIN'.
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124. OH, WASN'T SHE?
THANK YOU, MOE.
I APPRECIATE THAT.
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125. OH, I REALLY MEAN IT THOUGH.
I MEAN, IF IT WAS YOU THAT DIED,
I WOULD'VE BEEN ON HER SO FAST!
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126. - WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
- WHAT? NOTHING.
SHE WAS HOT.
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127. WHAT? YOU CAN'T
TAKE A COMPLIMENT?
HOT?
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128. YOU MONSTER!
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129. THAT'S GOOD. NO.
LET IT OUT.
THAT'S IT. LET IT OUT.
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130. SEND ME TO MAUDE. THAT'S IT.
HERE I COME, BABY. OH, YEAH!
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131. BART, HONEY,
I THINK YOU SHOULD GO PLAY
WITH ROD AND TODD.
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132. OH, MAN.
WHY DOES EVERYTHING BAD
HAVE TO HAPPEN TO ME?
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133. WHEN I'M FEELING LOW,
DO YOU KNOW WHAT ALWAYS
CHEERS ME UP?
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134. IS IT LOVE?
KINDNESS?
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135. OOH, TOUGH ROOM.
VIDEO GAMES.
WHAT DO YOU GOT?
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136. BILLY GRAHAM'S BIBLE BLASTER?
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137. KEEP FIRING!
CONVERT THE HEATHENS!
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138. GOT HIM!
NO, YOU JUST WINGED HIM
AND MADE HIM A UNITARIAN.
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139. LOOK OUT, BART!
A GENTLE BAHA'I.
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140. THANKS, GUYS.
THIS REALLY CHEERED ME UP.
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141. SECOND COMING! RELOAD! RELOAD!
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142. CAN WE PLAY NOW?
YOU ARE PLAYING.
WE'RE A TEAM.
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143. YEA!
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144. NOW, IF THERE'S ANYTHING,
ANYTHING AT ALL I CAN DO
TO HELP OUT.
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145. QUIT HOGGING FLANDERS.
I WANT TO COMFORT HIM.
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146. THAT'S NICE OF YOU, HOMER,
BUT I THINK I'LL JUST GO TO BED.
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147. THEN I INSIST
ON WALKING YOU HOME.
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148. HOMER, THIS REALLY
ISN'T NECESSARY.
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149. THOSE FEELINGS
ARE NORMAL, NED.
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150. THEY'RE PART OF THE PROCESS.
WATCH THE SPRINKLER.
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151. HEY! THAT'S MY SPRINKLER.
IT'S NATURAL
TO FEEL THAT WAY.
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152. BUT THE SPRINKLER IS GONE.
IT'S TIME TO LET GO.
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153. I JUST BOUGHT THAT.
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154. I KNOW. I KNOW.
IT'S NEVER EASY.
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155. YOU WANT ANYTHING ELSE?
WATER? CHILI FRIES?
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156. HOW ABOUT SOME WHITE NOISE?
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157. OH, HOMER.
YOU DON'T... HAVE TO—
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158. SLEEP TIGHT, NEDDIE.
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159. WHAT IS THAT?
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160. OH, YOU WANNA
ROCK FIGHT, EH?
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161. NO, HOMER,
I JUST NEED TO TALK.
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162. OKAY. BE RIGHT DOWN.
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163. I JUST KEEP REPLAYING
THE WHOLE THING
IN MY HEAD.
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164. I CAN'T BELIEVE
MY LAST WORDS TO MAUDE
WERE, "NO FOOT-LONGS."
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165. YEP. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A LOT
BETTER IF YOU'D SAID,
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166. "I LOVE YOU"
OR, "YOU'RE SPECIAL."
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167. YOU KNOW, SOMETHING SWEET
INSTEAD OF THAT HOT DOG CRACK.
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168. IF I'D ONLY BEEN A GENTLEMEN
AND GOT THE HOT DOGS MYSELF,
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169. SHE'D STILL BE HERE.
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170. NOW, NOW, NOW.
DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP.
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171. I'M THE ONE WHO DROVE HER
OUT OF HER SEAT.
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172. I'M THE ONE WHO PROVOKED
THE LETHAL BARRAGE OF T-SHIRTS.
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173. I'M THE ONE WHO PARKED IN
THE AMBULANCE ZONE, PREVENTING
ANY POSSIBLE RESUSCITATION.
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174. UH, BUT THERE'S NO POINT
IN PLAYING THE BLAME GAME.
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175. AH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I JUST GOTTA WORK THROUGH
THE GRIEF.
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176. THERE'S NOT GONNA BE
AN EASY ANSWER.
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177. EASY ANSWER, EH?
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178. OH, YEAH. THAT'S IT, BABY.
THAT'S THE MONEY SHOT.
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179. YEAH, THE CAMERA LOVES YOU.
OH, YOU TEASE, YOU.
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180. WHY ARE YOU
TAPING FLANDERS, DAD?
YOU'LL SEE.
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181. DO YOU EVEN
HAVE A JOB ANYMORE?
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182. I THINK IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS
THAT I DON'T!
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183. OKAY, I FINISHED
THE GARDENING SEQUENCE.
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184. OKAY, FROM HERE WE STAR WIPE
TO A GLAMOUR SHOT OF FLANDERS
PAYING HIS BILLS.
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185. THEN WE STAR WIPE TO FLANDERS
BRUSHING HIS—
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186. DAD, THERE ARE OTHER WIPES
BESIDES STAR WIPES.
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187. WHY EAT HAMBURGER
WHEN YOU CAN HAVE STEAK?
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188. I'M TAKING MY NAME
OFF THIS THING.
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189. SO, HOW YOU DOIN', NED?
OH, IT'S BEEN A HARD
COUPLE OF MONTHS,
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190. BUT I FEEL LIKE
I'VE TURNED A CORNER.
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191. WELL, THAT'S ALL GONNA CHANGE,
THANKS TO THIS TAPE!
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192. TAPE?
NOW THE AUDIO
NEEDS SOME TWEAKING,
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193. AND THERE'S SOME FOOTAGE
OF MAGGIE BEING BORN
THAT I COULDN'T GET RID OF.
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194. ANYWAY, ENJOY.
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195. SINGLE WOMEN OF SPRINGFIELD,
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196. YOUR PRAYERS
HAVE BEEN "FLANSWERED".
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197. NED FLANSWERED, THAT IS.
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198. IS THIS A DATING VIDEO?
SHUSH!
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199. WHAT WOULD YOU SAY ABOUT
A MAN WHO OWNS HIS OWN HOUSE
AND HIS OWN CAR?
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200. THAT'S NED FLANDERS!
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201. A MAN WHO'S NOT
AFRAID TO CRY.
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202. HEY, NED!
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203. SO THAT'S WHY YOU MACED ME.
YEAH.
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204. NED DOES EVERYTHING
WITH CLASS.
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205. WHETHER HE'S PUNCHING IN
HIS A.T.M. CODE...
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206. OR KEEPING CLEAN
IN THE SHOWER.
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207. HOMER!
BUT DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.
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208. LISTEN TO THIS
TESTIMONIAL.
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209. OH, I WOULD DATE NED IN A SECOND
IF I WAS A WOMAN OR GAY.
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210. HE LOOKS LIKE A CUDDLER,
THAT NED. I-I LIKE THAT.
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211. I LIKE TO BE HELD.
I LIKE TO BE PAMPERED.
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212. SO, IF YOU'RE TIRED
OF DATING THE SAME OLD LOSERS—
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, HOMER?
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213. STEP UP TO THE BEST.
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214. NED FLANDERS, THE MAN
WITH THE CHEST.
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215. EW!
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216. NOW WE'LL JUST SEND THIS
TO THE DATING SERVICE,
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217. THE CHICKS'LL FALL FOR YOU,
AND BAM!
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218. THE HEALING BEGINS.
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219. UH, HOMER, YOU OBVIOUSLY
WENT TO A LOT OF TROUBLE,
BUT DATING?
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220. IT JUST FEELS WAY TOO SOON.
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221. THAT'S GREAT!
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222. CHICKS REALLY DIG
SENSITIVITY.
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223. - DID YOU GET THAT, BART?
- GOT IT.
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224. BEAUTIFUL.
AND STAR WIPE, AND WE'RE OUT.
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225. HMM.
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226. WELL, WITH TRIPLE WORD SCORE,
THAT'S 90.
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227. I GUESS MY LUCK IS STARTING
TO EVEN OUT.
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228. I'M JUST A "Q" WITHOUT A "U".
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229. MMM.
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230. UH, HELLO? MAILMAN?
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231. THESE ARE THE WOMEN
WHO SAW YOUR VIDEOTAPE
AND ARE INTERESTED.
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232. AND FEEL FREE
TO ROOT AROUND
IN THE ONE-NIGHTER BIN.
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233. - THE BIN IS SPOKEN FOR.
- ARE YOU GONNA CALL
ALL THOSE WOMEN?
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234. NO, THE TAPES
WILL DO JUST FINE.
THANK YOU.
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235. HOMER, I'M HAVING
SECOND THOUGHTS.
THIS FEELS SO DISLOYAL TO MAUDE.
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236. OH, WAKE UP, NED.
YOU THINK MAUDE
ISN'T DATING IN HEAVEN?
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237. - YOU THINK SHE WOULD?
- HOW COULD SHE NOT?
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238. THE PLACE IS FULL
OF ELIGIBLE BACHELORS.
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239. JOHN WAYNE, TUPAC SHAKUR,
SHERLOCK HOLMES.
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240. SHERLOCK HOLMES
IS A CHARACTER.
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241. HE SURE IS.
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242. - OKAY, HERE GOES NOTHIN'.
- IF YOU SELECT ME,
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243. YOU'LL GET A LOT MORE
THAN A WHARTON M.B.A.
PULLING IN 200 K.
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244. YOU'LL GET A WOMAN
WHO'S POISED, ARTICULATE,
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245. SOPHISTICATED, CONFIDENT
AND HIGHLY SEXUAL.
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246. HANG ON.
I'M GETTING A FAX.
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247. DAMN, I'VE JUST BEEN INDICTED.
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248. LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA
HAVE TO RESCHEDULE.
HOW'S YOUR JULY?
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249. - WELL, I—
- MINE'S TERRIBLE.
LET'S TALK IN AUGUST.
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250. MMM. DINNER WAS DELICIOUS,
EDNA.
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251. BUT I CAN'T SHAKE THE FEELING
THAT YOU'RE JUST USING ME TO
GET PRINCIPAL SKINNER JEALOUS.
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252. OH, PLEASE. I DON'T CARE
WHAT MR. "ENGAGED TO BE ENGAGED"
THINKS.
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253. HEAR THAT, SEYMOUR?
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254. EDNA, THIS IS CHILDISH.
FINE, THEN HANG UP.
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255. I WILL HANG UP
WHEN HE LEAVES.
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256. WELL, DIANE, I'VE SURE ENJOYED
CHATTING WITH YOU ABOUT YOUR
PROBLEMS WITH YOUR MOTHER.
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257. DID YOU HEAR THAT, FOOFIE?
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY "WUVS" US.
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258. YES, IT DOES.
YEAH.
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259. WELL, MAYBE
I'LL CALL YOU AGAIN SOMETIME.
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260. OOH. FOOFIE DOESN'T LIKE
THE SOUND OF THAT "MAYBE."
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261. 'CAUSE HIM'S
A COMMITMENT DOG,
ISN'T HIM?
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262. SO, HOW'D YOU DO TONIGHT,
ROMEO?
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263. WELL, I JUST CAN'T RELATE
TO THE WOMEN OF TODAY, HOMER.
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264. AH, IT'S PROBABLY ME.
I'M ABOUT AS EXCITING
AS A BAKED POTATO.
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265. YOU'RE DARN RIGHT YOU ARE!
AND YOU'VE GOT LOTS OF OTHER
GREAT QUALITIES TOO!
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266. THAT'S RIGHT, NED.
THOSE FLOOZIES WE MARRIED
IN VEGAS WERE CRAZY ABOUT YOU.
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267. WHAT FLOOZIES?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING—
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268. MARGE! WE'RE TRYING
TO HELP NED!
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269. LORD, I NEVER QUESTION YOU,
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270. BUT I'VE BEEN WONDERING
IF YOUR DECISION TO TAKE MAUDE
WAS, WELL, WRONG.
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271. U-UNLESS THIS IS PART OF
YOUR DIVINE PLAN.
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272. COULD YOU JUST
GIVE ME SOME KIND OF SIGN?
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273. ANYTHING?
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274. AW, AND AFTER ALL THAT
CHURCH CHOCOLATE I BOUGHT,
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275. WHICH, BY THE WAY,
WAS GRITTY AND HAD
THAT WHITE STUFF ON IT!
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276. WELL, I'VE HAD IT!
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277. DADDY, GET UP.
YOU'LL BE LATE FOR CHURCH.
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278. WELL, YOU BOYS
CAN GO WITH THE SIMPSONS.
I'M NOT GOING TO CHURCH TODAY.
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279. THAT'S RIGHT.
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280. AND I MAY NOT GO
TO CHURCH TOMORROW.
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281. NO, I'M NOT KIDDIN'!
I AM GONNA SIT RIGHT HERE
AND MISS CHURCH.
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282. YOU JUST WATCH.
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283. SORRY! SORRY! SORRY! SORRY!
SORRY! SORRY!
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284. WHILE OUR ORGANIST
IS ON A MUCH-NEEDED VACATION,
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285. WE THOUGHT WE'D TRY
SOMETHING NEW.
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286. SO GET DOWN AND PUT YOUR KNEES
TOGETHER FOR THE CHRISTIAN ROCK
STYLINGS OF...
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287. KOVENANT!
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288. HEY, ISN'T THAT THE BASS PLAYER
FROM SATANICA?
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289. I THINK IT IS.
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290. OH, MY GOSH.
SOME DROPOUTS MUST HAVE
OVERPOWERED THE REVEREND.
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291. THIS IS A LOVE SONG
ABOUT A DUDE I MET
IN A SLEAZY MOTEL.
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292. A DUDE NAMED GOD.
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293. OH.
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294. SHE'S TALKING
ABOUT THE BIBLE.
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295. SO? SHE'S GOOD-LOOKIN'.
SHUT UP.
YOU SHUT UP.
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296. GLAD YOU MADE IT, NED.
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297. I KNEW HE WOULD!
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298. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, BOYS.
I'VE GOTTA GO HELP THAT LADY.
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299. HOMER, YOU HELP TOO.
I TOILETH NOT
ON YE SABBATH, WOMAN!
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300. A POX ON THEE!
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301. THAT WAS A LOVELY SONG.
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302. - YOU REALLY GOT TO ME.
- BEEN THROUGH
SOME ROUGH TIMES YOURSELF?
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303. I-I RECENTLY
LOST MY WIFE.
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304. I'M REAL SORRY TO HEAR THAT.
WE JUST LOST OUR DRUMMER...
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305. TO A PENTECOSTAL SKA BAND.
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306. I KNOW IT'S NOT THE SAME—
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307. NO, I HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
IT'S ALWAYS HARD
TO REPLACE SOMEONE.
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308. YEAH. MY NAME'S
RACHEL JORDAN.
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309. IF YOU FEEL LIKE
TALKING, MAYBE WE
COULD GRAB A COFFEE?
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310. WELL, THAT— THAT SOUNDS
REAL NICE, RACHEL,
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311. BUT I'M, UH,
I'M NOT QUITE—
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312. I UNDERSTAND.
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313. LISTEN. WE'RE HEADING
OUT ON TOUR WITH
THE MONSTERS OF CHRISTIAN ROCK.
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314. MAYBE WHEN WE GET BACK,
YOU AND I COULD GET TOGETHER.
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315. MAYBE WE CAN.
MY NAME'S NED FLANDERS.
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316. AND I'M HERE EVERY WEEK,
RAIN OR SHINE.
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317. SHH!
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