The Simpsons 10x6

Directed by Mark Kirkland • Matthew Nastuk

George Carlin as Munchie (voice) • Martin Mull as Seth (voice) • Maggie Roswell as Rod Flanders (voice) • Maggie Roswell as Maude Flanders (voice)

In a quest to learn Homer's middle name, Homer and Grandpa travel to his mother's old commune, where Homer embraces the hippie life.

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1. D-ohh! (screams)

2. Ah, lunch time.

3. Well, let's see what I've packed for myself today.

4. One bouillon cube.

5. One Concord grape...

6. One Philly cheesesteak...

7. And a jar of garlic pickles.

8. No one will want to kiss me after these, eh, Smithers?

9. Well, it's their loss, Sir.

10. Yes.

11. Allow me, Sir.

12. (sighs) It's no use.

13. Shall I send out for some Chinese?

14. No, those people are all gristle.

15. I want this jar open.

16. Worthless old geezers.

17. Phew... next.

18. All righty, I'll just...

19. You stinking...

20. Oh, for goodness sake.

21. What we need around here is some fresh blood.

22. Would you like me to drain Simpson

23. while he's passed out, Sir?

24. No, no. To attract the top grads

25. we'll need to make a recruitment film,

26. a picture that showcases our cutting-edge technology.

27. A talkie, Sir?

28. Ah, yes, brilliant.

29. That's just the kind of far-out gimmick we need.

30. And... action.

31. Wow, what a graduation.

32. I'll say.

33. But with college behind us

34. we'll need careers, and good ones.

35. What about chestnut roasting?

36. People always need chestnuts.

37. Or begging.

38. I know a place that'll saw your legs off.

39. Slow down, fellas.

40. I've got a way we can keep our legs

41. and still have a bright future.

42. Now you're dreaming.

43. Oh, am I?

44. Of course. Nuclear power.

45. It's the job of tomorrow...

46. Today.

47. Really?

48. Well, that settles it.

49. For all those reasons and more

50. let us choose an electrifying career in...

51. - line. - (sighs)

52. Nuclear power.

53. Nuclear power.

54. Oh, you dunderheaded stooges are the worst bunch of...

55. Hey.

56. Pretty good, huh?

57. Well, it's better than that last Barbara Streisand movie.

58. I didn't quite get the point of it, Dad.

59. Why would Lenny want someone to saw his legs off?

60. Well, there were script problems from day one.

61. Didn't seem like anybody even read the script.

62. That was the problem.

63. The important thing is

64. after all these years of paying my dues

65. I'm finally getting some decent parts.

66. You're joining the Screen Actors Guild?

67. I didn't choose to be a gifted actor, Marge.

68. It chose me.

69. I'm merely a vessel through which genius flows.

70. Now help me make up some phony credits.

71. - Fat guy number three? - Good, good.

72. Hey, Dad, it says they need your full name.

73. You only put down your middle initial.

74. Hey, what the heck is your middle name, anyway?

75. You know... I have no idea.

76. Hey, Dad, what does the "J" stand for?

77. How should I know?

78. It was your mother's job to name you

79. and love you and such.

80. I was mainly in it for the spanking.

81. But I can't ask Mom.

82. She's on the run from the law.

83. Serves her right for being a '60s radical—

84. Though she was a demon in the sack.

85. Uh, so, Dad, regarding that form

86. why not just make up a middle name?

87. You might as well.

88. You already made up a phony film credit.

89. No. Homer Simpson does not lie twice on the same form.

90. He never has and he never will.

91. You lied dozens of times on our mortgage application.

92. Yeah, but they were all part

93. of a single ball of lies.

94. The point is, I'm a grown man

95. and I deserve a middle name.

96. Hmm, I know where

97. we might find your missing moniker.

98. It's a bit of a drive, but on the way

99. we can have a nice father-son chat.

100. Great.

101. I'll go shoot myself for bringing this up.

102. This is the hippie commune your mother ran off to

103. when life with me became a living hell.

104. Wow, look at this place.

105. There's a pond for skinny-dipping

106. a tire for skinny-swinging.

107. I can actually feel the good vibrations.

108. Ouch.

109. I remember them.

110. Seth and Munchie.

111. Look at those filthy, lazy, flea-ridden...

112. Oh, hi there.

113. Hey, check it out.

114. Is that... Abe Simpson?

115. Geez, man, we haven't seen you since Woodstock.

116. You went to Woodstock?

117. Your mother dragged us both to that Godforsaken love-fest...

118. Boo! Bring on sha na na.

119. Whoa, mellow out, Abe.

120. Little Homer's trying to groove.

121. Shame on you, boy.

122. Put some damn pants on

123. and then pull 'em down

124. 'cause it's time for a spanking.

125. Get a load of Captain Bringdown.

126. Whoa.

127. Yeah, whoa.

128. But I want to play in the mud and be a hippie.

129. Never. What you need's a good long hitch in Vietnam.

130. There must be an enlistment tent around here somewhere.

131. If I'd left it up to your mother

132. you'd have ended up in a hellhole like this—

133. just lying around, never working

134. without a care in your head,

135. full of long, luxurious hippie hair...

136. Oh, Homer J., how do you keep your hair

137. so rich and full?

138. Lather, rinse, and repeat.

139. Always repeat.

140. Homer J., will you teach us to make love?

141. Wow, I could have lived like that?

142. You know, Homer,

143. your mom was a pretty groovy chick.

144. And a demon in the sack.

145. Oh, you heard about that, eh?

146. Heh. Anyway, I—I still think about her

147. every time I walk by that mural

148. she painted.

149. Oh, my mother painted that for me?

150. Oh, my God.

151. My middle name is right behind that shrub.

152. I'll finally know what "J" stands for.

153. From this moment forth, I will be known as Homer...

154. Jay Simpson.

155. It's so beautiful.

156. What a magical gift for my mother to leave me.

157. She also left her old poncho.

158. Get off of there, Ginsberg.

159. I'll treasure this poncho forever.

160. Uh, you might want to wash that.

161. The dog has a lot of skin and bladder problems.

162. All right, we got what we came for

163. plus that stink rag to boot.

164. Now, let's hit the road.

165. Just lyin' around...

166. never workin'...

167. without a care in...

168. My head full of long, luxurious hippie hair.

169. - I'll do it! - What?

170. I'm going to be a hippie, just like Mom wanted.

171. I'm going to let my spirit soar

172. and love all of God's creatures.

173. Get off, you stupid dog.

174. Okay. If I'm gonna be a real hippy,

175. I have to learn from the master.

176. Mr. Bob Flower-child Hope.

177. Hey, peace, man, far out groovy, I'm a hippy.

178. Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Jill St. John.

179. Hey, Bob, I just came to invite you to the love-in.

180. I got you a date with the perfect flower child-

181. Phyllis Diller.

182. Let's get it on.

183. Now I know how Dean Rusk feels.

184. Good night, everybody.

185. Bummer. Love-in. Dean Rusk. By George, I've got it!

186. Dad, do you mind?

187. Your feet are really close to my potato.

188. Your potato?

189. You can't, like, own a potato, man.

190. It's one of Mother Earth's creatures.

191. Homer, excuse yourself.

192. No way, narc.

193. Bodily functions are a natural thing.

194. Not to mention hilarious.

195. You know, I really don't appreciate

196. being called a narc,

197. and that poncho is filthy.

198. Let me dry-clean it for you.

199. Why do you have to turn everything

200. into one big plastic hassle?

201. Marge, you've got too many hang-ups,

202. like the whole shaving trip.

203. Come on.

204. I want to see those legs all furry and gross.

205. That ain't going to happen, bub.

206. Well, at least lose the bra.

207. Free the "Springfield Two," Marge!

208. Free the "Springfield Two"!

209. I think you've had too much strawberry wine.

210. Help!

211. Oh, I've never seen anything like—

212. my eyes have been soiled.

213. Come on, Maude.

214. The human wang is a beautiful thing.

215. Homer, for God's sakes, put your poncho on.

216. Okay, okay.

217. (mutters) Narc.

218. - Oh! - Ooh!

219. Heads up!

220. Hey, it's Homer Jay.

221. My man, you've gone granola.

222. Right on.

223. Join the hack.

224. That was cool.

225. Think I'll stick around.

226. We've got everything we need right here—

227. Good times, sunshine, free love.

228. Okay, time to get back to work.

229. Work? But you're hippies.

230. Oh, we were on a break.

231. Time is money, man.

232. Huh?

233. What is this place?

234. We are the largest organic juice company

235. in Springfield.

236. We grow our own vegetables and process them right here

237. and we give half the profits to war orphans.

238. Profits, profits, profits!

239. What kind of hippies are you?

240. Peter Fonda must be spinning in his grave.

241. We're just trying to pay the bills, Homer.

242. I mean, we're still hippies at heart.

243. Oh, yeah? When's the last time

244. you freaked out the establishment?

245. You guys are total sellouts!

246. Wait. Don't you work for a nuclear power plant?

247. Look, we can sit here all day and play the blame game

248. or we can start freaking people out.

249. Come on. Where's your freak bus?

250. I drive a Saturn.

251. A Saturn?

252. We used to have a bus.

253. In a way, the '60s ended the day we sold it—

254. December 31, 1969.

255. Yeah, an old-time freak-out sounds tempting, Homer,

256. but we've got a big order to fill.

257. Fine.

258. I guess the juice business is more important

259. than the ideals our hippie forefathers

260. refused to go to war and die for.

261. I suppose we could duck out for a couple of hours.

262. Hey, we'll call it a business trip

263. and write off the mileage.

264. Now your freak flag's flying!

265. Let the freak-out begin!

266. Woo-hoo!

267. Oh.

268. We're never going to freak anybody out with this music.

269. I brought something from my personal stash

270. that'll blow some minds.

271. Uh, can you turn that down just a little?

272. Hey, square, expand your mind.

273. The doors of perception are open for business.

274. (chuckles) Thanks for the tip, Homer.

275. Never fear!

276. The cosmic fool is here

277. to blow the lid off your conformist, button-down world.

278. Weirdos.

279. Hi, Marge.

280. We're freaking out squares.

281. Oh, lord.

282. What's in your brand-new bag, mama?

283. Uh, it's that pair of dockers you wanted—

284. 48 waist with the balloon seat, right?

285. (groans) Marge, not in front of the hippies.

286. Uh-oh. I don't like the sound of that.

287. (Homer screaming)Oh, please, God, don't let them come in here.

288. Hear ye! Hear ye!

289. The intergalactic jester proclaims

290. this conformity factory closed.

291. Whoo-hoo!

292. Hmm. 15 years of loyal service and this is how they tell me—

293. A jester with an invisible proclamation.

294. That was fun.

295. I don't know if we actually freaked anyone out, but...

296. No, no, no. Marge was definitely freaked out.

297. Thanks, Homer.

298. It was nice to reconnect with our hippie roots,

299. if only for a...

300. What the hell?

301. Oh, no!

302. Oh, man!

303. Your frisbee jammed the juicilator, Homer.

304. Our entire shipment is ruined.

305. Uh, uh, pretty, uh, freaky, huh?

306. The only people who are going to be freaked out

307. are our stockholders.

308. I'm sensing some negative vibes here, but I promise

309. tomorrow's freak-out will go a lot smoother.

310. There won't be any more freak-outs.

311. You're not a hippie and you never were.

312. Yes, b—but the poncho?

313. Please, Homer, just leave us alone.

314. How could you let me turn into you?

315. B—but the poncho.

316. (mocking) B—but the poncho!

317. Hit the road, square.

318. Uh-oh.

319. Oh!

320. Oh, for crying out loud!

321. Stunned league officials say point-shaving may have occurred

322. in as many as three Harlem Globetrotters games.

323. And in business news, Groovy Grove Juice Corporation

324. has announced it will miss delivery

325. on its third-quarter shipment.

326. A spokesman attributed the production shutdown

327. to a half-witted oaf.

328. Ah, it was sweet of those guys to blame an oaf,

329. but really, it was my fault.

330. I just don't have the discipline to be a hippie.

331. Ooh, does this mean you're going to start showering again?

332. Perhaps... in time.

333. Ah, cheer up, Dad. You make a great hippie.

334. Ah, you're just saying that.

335. No, really. You're lazy and self-righteous.

336. And the soles of your feet are jet black.

337. Well, I do walk through pretty much anything.

338. Oh, you kids are sweet.

339. I know you feel bad about the juice incident,

340. but I'm sure you can make up for it somehow.

341. That's it! Somehow!

342. Sleep, gentle hippies, sleep.

343. Let old Homer Jay set things right.

344. Good morning, Starshine, Seth.

345. What's going on?

346. What happened to our crops?

347. I picked them, juiced them

348. and delivered them to every store in town.

349. Your business is saved.

350. But there weren't enough vegetables left

351. to fill that order.

352. That's what I thought at first,

353. but then I found the other garden behind the barn—

354. The one with the camouflage netting.

355. Uh-oh.

356. Homer, those were our personal vegetables.

357. Well, now the whole town can benefit

358. from their nutrients.

359. Fergie!

360. Willie, you complete me.

361. Saints be praised.

362. Oh, closer...

363. I've always dreamed of this moment.

364. Ah!

365. Whoo! Thanks, Pinky.

366. You've always been there for me.

367. - Huh? - (giggling)

368. Morning, Ned.

369. Pucker up, Ned. Mwah.

370. We are so old.

371. Yeah.

372. (laughing) Whee!

373. Lou? Lou, are you all right?

374. The electric yellow has got me by the brain banana.

375. I see.

376. My God.

377. It's nothing but carrots and peyote.

378. Hmm. Damn long-hairs never learn, Chief.

379. Yeah, it's time for an old-fashioned

380. hippie ass-whomping.

381. Attention, hippies.

382. Come out peacefully

383. so we can smash your drug mill

384. and all your worldly possessions.

385. Officer, please.

386. We can explain.

387. Not so fast, pig!

388. We're making a stand— a freaky stand.

389. You can smash this drug barn all you want,

390. but first you'll have to smash our heads open like ripe melons.

391. This man does not represent us.

392. All right, boys.

393. Set your nightsticks on "whomp."

394. Um, mine's stuck on "twirl."

395. Oh, for the love of... There.

396. Now, let's crack some skulls.

397. Seth, Munchie, they can destroy our bodies and our ponchos,

398. but they can never silence our song of protest.

399. - Come on, guys. - (all grunt)

400. Forget the clubs. Just shoot him.

401. Look at yourselves

402. pointing guns at your fellow men.

403. Hatred is a cage that keeps us from soaring free.

404. Yes, the '60s may be dead and gone

405. and its spirit long since extinguished,

406. but its ideals live on—

407. Freedom!

408. Love!

409. And peace.

410. - (gunshot) - Ow!

411. Doctor, will he be all right?

412. Yes, he was lucky.

413. If that had been a gladiola, he'd be dead right now.

414. Why don't you just pull it out?

415. I'm a doctor, not a gardener.

416. Can't you just prune some of the leaves so I can watch TV?

417. What did I just say?

418. I buried Flanders. Shh.

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