The Simpsons 10x14

Directed by Bob Anderson

Jan Hooks as Manjula (voice) • Maggie Roswell as Rod Flanders (voice) • Elton John as Elton John (voice) • Marcia Wallace as Edna Krabappel (voice)

Apu is making the husbands of Springfield look bad with his extravagent Valentine's Day efforts for Manjula. When the men try to sabotage Apu's grand gesture, they accidentally wind up benefiting from it.

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1. D'oh!

2. And then, the handsome prince realized

3. he had to go to the bathroom really bad.

4. But the evil ogre, Barney, had left the men's room

5. in the most wicked condition.

6. So, the prince went out back to the enchanted alley...

7. That's not a fairy tale. It's something

8. that happened to you at Moe's.

9. Shh! Anyway, the prince

10. passed out for a hundred years

11. until he was awakened by the kiss of a noble raccoon.

12. And thank you, God

13. for the bad things adults do

14. which distract attention from stuff I'm doing.

15. Amen.

16. He's also thankful

17. for your bounty, Lord.

18. Good save, Mom. 'Night.

19. Sweet dreams, honey.

20. Uh, Mom?

21. Will you help me with my project?

22. I need to make a working model

23. of the digestive system.

24. Of course, honey.

25. Thanks. It's due tomorrow.

26. Tomorrow? Well, that's too bad, mister.

27. I'm not going to bail you out this time.

28. You're right, Mom. I understand.

29. All right. I'll get you the materials

30. but you're building it.

31. OK.

32. Oh, I'll make the whole thing.

33. OK, paper-mache mix, pipe cleaners,

34. pig intestines and sparkle paint.

35. You're a lifesaver, Apu.

36. All the other stores are closed.

37. At 11:30?

38. But this is the peak hour for stoned teenagers

39. buying shiny things.

40. Whoa!

41. It's a living mirror!

42. Cool hat!

43. I'm glad you're always here.

44. But isn't it a little rough on your marriage?

45. You know, Manjula understands.

46. I told her that endless toil is the only true path

47. out of this jerkwater burg.

48. Well, when you have a free night,

49. we'd love to have you two over for dinner.

50. Oh, please, do not be insane.

51. You hosted our wedding!

52. The least we can do is have you over for dinner.

53. It is payback time, and this time...

54. it's personal.

55. Wow! That looks great, Mom!

56. Some of your best work.

57. Oh, it sounds so real!

58. I didn't turn it on yet.

59. Uhh, oh, I'm never eating

60. chili again.

61. Ooh, chili!

62. Nelson, what are you doing?

63. I'm solving world hunger.

64. Hey, you're wrecking it.

65. What the— look out! It's gonna blow!

66. Ew!

67. - I hope you're happy, Nelson. - Very.

68. But I can't help wondering where I go from here.

69. Stop worrying, Apu.

70. The Kwik-E-Mart is in good hands.

71. I'm not checking up on you, Sanjay.

72. I am simply asking you

73. how many pennies you have left.

74. Seven? I'll be right there.

75. No, he won't.

76. Apu's entertaining tonight.

77. If you need pennies, take them from Jerry's jar.

78. - Oh! - This is why I married you.

79. Ooh, what an outfit!

80. You are one hot mama!

81. You think so?

82. I can't let you in the store

83. like that because you are smoking.

84. Oh! Apu.

85. Maybe we should not

86. - answer it, huh?

87. Door's unlocked.

88. Oh, Marge, Homer,

89. welcome!

90. Yes, welcome.

91. What a lovely home!

92. Oh, you are too kind, Marge.

93. I am sure you have noticed the many small imperfections

94. that fill me with shame.

95. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

96. If anything, your home makes me ashamed of my home.

97. Well, let us just say we both feel bad.

98. Deal.

99. Who is your favorite

100. Indian pop singer?

101. Oh, don't make me choose.

102. Shankar, Shankar. Oh, here we go.

103. - Oh, sorry.

104. Good rice, good curry, good Gandhi, let's hurry.

105. Mmm, this is delicious! What's in it?

106. Chickpeas, lentils and rice.

107. And what's in this?

108. - Chickpeas and lentils. - Try it with rice.

109. I'm so glad we were able to get together.

110. Well, you know how hard it is

111. to pry these two away from work.

112. Oh, yeah.

113. Homer's a real go-getter.

114. Yeah.

115. I'm going right to the top.

116. Hmm, what's an "eltdown"?

117. Eh.

118. I don't understand, Marge.

119. Doesn't Homer work a standard 18-hour day?

120. Eighteen hours?

121. Nobody works that hard...

122. Mmm-mmm.

123. But he does work every day, right?

124. Well, pretty much.

125. Except weekends.

126. Wee... kends?

127. Uh, say, who's up for a game of Ganesh-Gnop?

128. You told me it was an American tradition

129. to work all the time and never see your wife.

130. Yes, perhaps I stretched the truth a bit,

131. but the Kwik-E-Mart is a harsh mistress.

132. I think you just don't want to see me!

133. Eh! Maybe we should just close the door.

134. Maybe we should leave.

135. Uh-oh, no way.

136. I don't want to miss a word.

137. You don't know what they're saying.

138. I'm picking it up.

139. Sala seems to mean jerk,

140. and I think Manjula means some kind of spaceship.

141. Uh, this could take a while, folks.

142. Thank you. Come again.

143. I hope we didn't get Apu in too much trouble.

144. Aw, they're newlyweds. They'll talk things out

145. and top it off with some loving.

146. - Oh, dear. - Hmm!

147. Either put the book down

148. or let me drive.

149. Hey, they stole our idea.

150. - See? Look. Ooh!

151. "I cherish you, my precious." Uh... Nah.

152. "You're a heck of a blacksmith."

153. Nah, I already got him one.

154. "You're a-peeling"

155. "Let's never split!"

156. That's funny 'cause they're monkeys.

157. So long, rejects.

158. Stupid cards.

159. Morning, Apu.

160. Still in hot water with the squaw?

161. Worse than ever, I'm afraid.

162. My shameful neglect

163. has made her feel unloved.

164. Now I fear she will leave me.

165. Oh, she's not going to leave you right before Valentine's Day.

166. That would be like going to an air show

167. and leaving before the plane crash.

168. Oh, you are right.

169. There's still seven days

170. before Valentine's.

171. Ah! Seven chances to prove

172. my love for sweet Manjula.

173. Sweet mint julep...

174. I'll be at Moe's.

175. Hmm?

176. Come on, boy, come on.

177. Dad, the vet says we shouldn't make him

178. fetch the Sunday paper.

179. Good dog. Good doggie.

180. "Tax hike approved."

181. Bad dog. Bad, bad dog.

182. Now to trim away the fat.

183. "Outlook." Ugh!

184. "Vista." No.

185. "Spotlight." Ugh! "Mosaic." Nah.

186. I'd love to look at "Scullery Week" if you're through.

187. Oh! Sorry, Marge. That's in my stockpile.

188. You can have this.

189. This is about investment opportunities

190. in Yemen.

191. Give me that!

192. All right, the personals.

193. Hmm...

194. "Successful mayor-type

195. seeks open-minded, discreet cheerleader-type."

196. Oh, that's sweet.

197. Ah, here's one. "Desperately seeking suction—"

198. Hey, look at this one!

199. It's a poem.

200. From Apu!

201. Well, don't just gasp. Read it.

202. "My darling bride, Manjula.

203. I hereby mend my ways.

204. I'll shower you with Valentines

205. for seven love-filled days."

206. Oh, how romantic!

207. I used to take out ads like that

208. when we were newlyweds.

209. The only ad you took out was to sell our lawnmower.

210. We sold it, didn't we?

211. Until last night, I never knew Apu could be so romantic.

212. I can't believe it.

213. He covered your whole bed

214. with wildflowers!

215. Oh, I'm sure Homer has done that for you.

216. Hmm. Sometimes I find pickle slices in the sheets.

217. And he says I've got six more surprises coming.

218. I feel like the luckiest woman in Springfield.

219. - Oh!

220. He has trained a bird to sing to me.

221. Limo out front. Tickets to opera.

222. Front row loge.

223. Just once, I'd like a parrot

224. to say that to me.

225. Then the bird sang "I Love the Nightlife"

226. with clever new lyrics.

227. Ugh! I hate that song.

228. I do, too, but it was sweet.

229. Women really like that sort of thing, Homie.

230. Don't worry, honey.

231. I got something really special planned

232. for Valentine's Day.

233. It's not that monkey card

234. I found in the car, is it?

235. Wouldn't you like to know?

236. A chocolate husband!

237. Oh, how darling!

238. Help! I can't breathe!

239. Oh, Apu!

240. Oh, you are the sweetest filling of all.

241. Air... I need air.

242. Oh, Apu!

243. Oh! My ears are filled with nougat.

244. Oh, dear!

245. There's a nut in my eye.

246. So then, the second salesman says, "That's OK.

247. I just ate all the hot buttered corn."

248. You like that one, baby?

249. - Hmm. - Sarah, what's wrong?

250. Usually after two or three truly tasteless jokes,

251. you're all over me.

252. Manjula got to see

253. La bohème.

254. Sarah, please. Sarah, it's $10 a pill.

255. And so, with Valentine's Day one day away,

256. all eyes are on the local romeo

257. whose seven-day gift-a-thon has been delighting his wife

258. and introubulating the rest of us.

259. Reverend Timothy Lovejoy says he's counseled

260. a number of disenchanted wives, including Maude Flanders.

261. Everybody's marriage is falling apart except ours.

262. See? The problem's communication.

263. Too much communication.

264. Homer, I've gone through seven years of receipts

265. and you've spent less on gifts for me

266. than you have on temporary tattoos.

267. But Marge, it's worth it!

268. Look, the Taco Bell dog.

269. "Yo quiero ta..."

270. Hey, where'd it go?

271. Here, boy!

272. You just don't get it!

273. This Valentine's crap has gone too far.

274. Edna won't even let me clap her erasers.

275. My Barbara will no longer pleasure me

276. with the French arts.

277. The gal I'm stalking had me bumped

278. back to 200 feet.

279. Oh, Moe! - That's too far.

280. And ask yourselves, people,

281. who's to blame for all this?

282. Well, I guess we are.

283. I suppose I do take Maude for granted.

284. I've done some of that myself.

285. Will you stop it?

286. It's easy to blame ourselves,

287. but it's even easier to blame Apu.

288. He's making us look bad.

289. - What's going on out there?

290. Aw, geez he's got everything but the Shriners.

291. Hey, watch it! You're all over the road.

292. We've got to stop that traitor Apu.

293. Yeah! - That's right!

294. Right after happy hour.

295. I call side seat! Drinking will help us plan.

296. Come on, Apu. Make your move.

297. Maybe he's run out of romantic ideas.

298. Naw, not our lover boy.

299. If I know his M.O.,

300. he's saved the biggest one for today.

301. Ah gee, the man's just trying to show his wife he cares for her.

302. How could we sabotage his labor of love?

303. I don't know. Gasoline, axes—

304. I got some stuff in the trunk.

305. - Hey, there he goes. - Let's roll.

306. Uh, Homer, you're driving.

307. Not yet, I'm not.

308. You'll know when I'm driving,

309. and it'll—

310. Tiffany's, eh?

311. Yeah, looks like

312. Smoochy's going to seal the deal

313. with a diamond the size of a doll's head.

314. Aw, man, he's making us look like

315. a bunch of cheapskates.

316. Whoa, whoa, my rope came loose.

317. There he is... behind that shopping bag.

318. A croissant? What the—

319. Ah, that's right! They have breakfast

320. at Tiffany's now.

321. Only till 11:00.

322. So, that's it.

323. The crazy nut!

324. He went and bought her a sloop.

325. Well, this is one love boat

326. that won't delight and amuse.

327. Wait, chief, he's not purchasing a boat.

328. Arr, it's kind of you

329. to deliver these copies of juggs.

330. They'll keep my men from resorting

331. to homosexuality...

332. for about ten minutes.

333. Look who's talking.

334. Arr.

335. This is turning out to be

336. a total waste of time.

337. Not entirely.

338. Aw, geez we've been following him for hours.

339. You know, with all the energy

340. we're putting into this sabotage thing,

341. we could have written sonnets for our wives

342. or learned to tango or lovingly restored

343. one of those antique...

344. Ohh!

345. Whew! At least I got a hunk of Moe's hair.

346. Man, that smarts!

347. Oh, baby, we got him now.

348. There's no escape from the airport.

349. Oh, nuts! We lost him.

350. I told you we shouldn't have gone for long-term parking.

351. Hey, look! It's Elton John!

352. We had to make an emergency landing.

353. It's that damned chandelier again.

354. Aah!

355. What's he doing in Springfield?

356. I got it. I got it.

357. Apu must have hired him

358. to sing for Manjula.

359. Not if I can help it.

360. And help it I might.

361. Mr. John, I'm your biggest fan.

362. I've tape-recorded all your songs off the radio.

363. Oh, that's very sweet!

364. - Have a Grammy. - Uh...

365. Sir Elton, my noble friends and I would like

366. to dub you...

367. a Knight of the Grand Concourse.

368. Yeah. It's for all your charity work and, um...

369. for, uh, you know, teaching us, um, to love again.

370. Really? I did that?

371. How the hell should I know? Just get in the cage.

372. What? Oh, hazing the new guy, eh?

373. You know, when I was dubbed "Sir Elton,"

374. the Queen paddled me silly.

375. Hey, Apu's talking to a skywriter.

376. So, that was his plan all along.

377. If he writes a message of love over Springfield,

378. we're all screwed.

379. Hello? Lads?

380. Don't forget your old pal, Elton.

381. Can anyone hear me?

382. Skycap?

383. OK, here is the message,

384. and please don't skimp on the... sarin?

385. Don't be frightened.

386. That tank's just Peace Corps surplus.

387. Not so fast, Apu!

388. Homer! What a delightful coincidence!

389. We're putting an end to your insane Valentine's rampage.

390. Never again will good, lazy men have to— What the...

391. Oh, no, you don't!

392. Hey, you with the scarf!

393. Stop skywriting!

394. I have to deliver a message.

395. It's the skywriter's code.

396. I am so sick of that damned code!

397. If you won't stop, then I'll stop you!

398. What are you doing? Don't do that!

399. Oh, isn't that sweet?

400. That must be for Manjula.

401. Just once, I'd like a love note in the sky.

402. Lousy message!

403. You crazy fool, you'll kill us all!

404. Correction, kill us both!

405. I love you... it's an angel!

406. Ooh, that's Neddy's pet name for me.

407. I love you, poppin' fresh.

408. Oh, Clancy!

409. I love you, Edna K. It's a little run together,

410. but that's what it says.

411. I love you... cactus?

412. Blobby? Upsilon?

413. Oh, who am I kidding?

414. Homer would never surprise me like that.

415. Doggone it! You ruined my message!

416. What's the matter with you, you crazy old buzzard!

417. - Get off me! - You're making me mad!

418. - Oh, me!

419. My humble love note is turning

420. into a Valentine's Day massacre!

421. You think you've got problems.

422. I just chewed my way out of a dog carrier.

423. Oh! Elton John?

424. That's my name.

425. Well, not really.

426. I hate to sound like a screaming fan, but...

427. That maniac nearly killed us.

428. Shall I... take you to the pilot?

429. Ha! You see, because that is your song...

430. - I heard you. - Yes, because...

431. someone saved your life tonight.

432. - Cut it out!

433. Well, well, "The Bitch is Back."

434. Aah! Ow!

435. Durn'it! Why won't you die?

436. Oh, prickers!

437. Huh?

438. What in the world?

439. Roses...

440. So many roses.

441. Just when I think I have you figured out,

442. you fall from the sky with roses.

443. Roses...

444. Oh, Homie! Oh, they're beautiful!

445. Oh, I'm going to snuggle your brains out.

446. Well, I think I have a collapsed lung... but OK.

447. Oh...

448. Oh, I can't believe it.

449. You closed the Kwik-E-Mart just for me.

450. Well, you and the health inspector.

451. Champagne squishy?

452. Oh, thank you!

453. It should get you pretty darned hammered.

454. - Shh!

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