1. Stinking sack of shit.
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3. Please don't fuck your secretary!
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4. Okay, come on. Let's go.
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5. No, I'm not ready.
I still have to rip his head off!
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6. No, not now. We have a long way to go.
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7. Daniel, in the interest of time,
maybe you could rip your own head off.
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8. Fuck you, Marty.
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9. Please, watch language.
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10. Thank you.
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11. I'm sorry.
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13. There's no need to apologize.
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you ready for an adventure?
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23. Did you guys know that I officially have
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24. Listen.
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- Come on, stop.
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27. - No.
- Uncle Marty, stop.
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29. - No, Marty.
- Dogs?
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31. - My eardrums!
- Want me to go higher? I can go higher.
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32. - Please, just don't sing.
- No, no! Lower.
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34. - Nancy, come on. You're up.
- Do not—
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37. - That's not bad.
- My turn, my turn. I can sing even higher.
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38. That's quite an accusation.
Okay, go ahead. Go for it, big shot.
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39. - That's very high.
- That's very high.
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44. To the Alps!
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45. - That sound good?
- Yeah.
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46. - Yeah?
- Yeah.
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47. - Beautiful. Beautiful singing, everyone.
- Yes.
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48. Lovely. Not as good as me.
Not as good as me.
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49. I think this road goes to the Alps.
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51. Hi, Marty. It's Ike.
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52. I understand your boundary at AFC.
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53. Just confirming you still want to continue
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54. and that you'll be attending
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55. You have one old message.
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56. Hi, Marty. It's Ike.
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57. I understand your boundary at AFC.
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58. Just confirming you still want to continue
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59. and that you'll be attending
your appointment at 11:15.
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60. Hey, Bruce. You have lunch plans?
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61. You wanna go eat lunch?
You wanna get something to eat?
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62. I found a great place nearby if you—
You wanna tag along?
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63. - Now? Or—
- Yeah. If you want.
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64. My treat.
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Puerto Rican street food, okay?
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66. Pretty authentic. The locals swear by it.
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- Tripletas.
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72. Instead of beef, I just want plain turkey.
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77. Sí.
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78. - Turkey sandwich.
- Thank you. Yeah.
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Live a little. Be decisive.
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- You're missing out.
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don't you?
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88. Not really. I was here like an hour ago.
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89. I got the empanada de pollo,
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92. This is good.
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93. This is nice, just you and me.
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94. - Uh-huh.
- Talking, not talking.
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95. Just hanging out, you know,
with people who know you.
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103. No. No, it's been a while.
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112. Few years ago,
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115. You wanna hang out tonight?
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116. - We could go see a show or—
- I gotta get home.
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119. - Yeah. So, some other time, yeah?
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120. - All right. Yeah.
- Yeah, no, of course. Yeah.
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121. - Hey, thanks for the soup.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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123. Hello?
Are you gonna start speaking, please?
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125. - This is Ma— Marshall Feldhammer.
- Never heard of you.
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126. Hello?
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127. Yes, I'm calling about Marty.
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128. Oh, God.
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129. Oh, God, is he dead? He's dead, isn't he?
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130. - Oh, God.
- No. No, no, no. No. No.
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131. No, he's not dead.
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132. Okay, well, what does he want? A kidney?
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133. No.
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134. Okay, well, I—
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135. You tell him, whatever he wants,
he's not gonna get it.
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136. He's not getting a kidney.
He's not gonna get a drop of my blood.
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137. You have one old message.
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138. Hi, Marty. It's Ike.
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139. I understand your boundary at AFC.
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140. Just confirming you still want to continue
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141. and that you'll be attending
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142. There he is.
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143. I am very, very,
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144. very proud of you, Marty.
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145. Do you even realize
how incredible this is?
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146. You found your voice. Your strength.
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147. Come on.
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it took longer than I thought,
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150. Yeah, have a seat.
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151. You stood up to me, Marty,
put me in my place.
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153. Doctors, therapists, we...
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155. You taught me
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156. I'm through with industrial psychology.
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157. I'm not a money guy. I'm a people guy.
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158. I see how much I've helped you,
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159. That's why I'd like to go back
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160. Doctor and patient.
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161. I want to dedicate myself to being
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162. But enough about me. Tell me about you.
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163. How are you?
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164. I'm... I'm fine, I guess.
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every relationship has its ups and downs.
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170. That said, sometimes it's good
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173. Okay. Yeah, that sounds good.
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177. - You.
- Me?
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180. You're so important to me, to both of us.
So beloved.
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181. - That's very nice of you to say, but—
- It would mean so much to me.
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184. Sure, why not?
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- Hey.
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189. Who'd have thought?
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- Yeah, you mentioned.
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What do you want to say?
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195. What I wanted to say is that...
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198. Yeah, you should miss us.
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and you've been gone our entire lives.
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200. Yeah. No, that's true. Yeah.
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all the plastic figures from McDonald's.
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to complete the set?
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206. - A Hamburglar?
- Uh-huh.
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212. - Bruce tells me you're a lawyer?
- That's right.
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- For some crazy reason,
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- Wait, Nancy, please.
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- Why?
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- Such as, Isaac, be honest.
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Spare me the details.
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renewing our vows is going to achieve?
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some relationships run their course.
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239. - Don't talk like that.
- But it's true.
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- But it's not normal.
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There's no such thing as normal.
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247. There is no such thing as normal.
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248. Okay, but I worry about...
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249. We have done nothing wrong.
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in the master bedroom.
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252. He wanted us there. Okay?
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253. We gave him everything.
We gave him a family.
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257. Fine? Or "I do"?
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I have a 20/20 DVR'ed in my room.
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262. Sure.
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263. Hello?
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264. - Hey.
- Marty.
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265. - Wow, long time, no see.
- Hey, Joe. How you doing?
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267. Turned out to be
an undeveloped ovary on my testicle.
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268. Yeah, it was in all the journals.
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269. Congratulations.
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270. Anyway, you got something for me?
What can I do for ya?
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273. Right. Would you happen to have
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274. I guess.
You know, she's married with kids now.
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but you know that isn't what happened.
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282. Well, Dr. Herschkopf came in here,
gave her a whole spiel.
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290. I can't take the call right now.
You know what to do.
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291. I just called to say...
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292. that I can't be your best man
due to a prior engagement.
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293. Just to be clear,
all of these are new locks?
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294. None of the old keys will work
on them, right?
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295. That's correct.
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296. You know, maybe you could add
a— another lock.
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- Sure.
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- Absolutely.
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when the relationship goes south.
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302. Yeah, it's complicated.
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304. You guys. I can't keep up
with your cucumber demands.
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- What?
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- I can't hear a word you're saying.
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312. - What?
- I just wanted to see her, to see you.
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into my life like that,
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I just— I want you back.
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to my children, do you hear me?
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322. - Don't talk like that.
- Leave us alone.
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- Yeah.
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- I know.
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- Where did you sleep?
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- In the guesthouse.
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377. and it kinda seeps out
over near hole number nine.
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379. Getting used to it really is
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They're beautiful.
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Make him dead to me.
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425. You know, we should come up with
a banishment for each item.
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of Ike and Farrah Fawcett.
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with a gangsters and molls theme.
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430. Good! Good!
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on this auction paddle.
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432. Now you're getting it.
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T-shirt from the fucking bar mitzvah.
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from the Yaron Foundation.
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with some shitty signature on it.
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It's doing really well.
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446. I know.
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447. I've moved four times.
I've had five different hairstyles.
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448. I've had three serious boyfriends.
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449. Couple of flings
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450. Wow. Wow.
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451. Got my kids through college.
Got myself through college.
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452. Made some terrible life choices.
Got myself together.
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453. Learned how to make Indian food.
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454. - Learned to like cilantro.
- No.
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455. You missed it all.
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456. I know. I know. I...
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457. It's like he put a spell on me.
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458. You know?
Like I was hypnotized or brainwashed.
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459. I keep thinking, "How could he do that?
How could he do that to me?"
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460. He was supposed to help me.
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461. My question is,
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462. I never meant to hurt you, I swear.
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463. Well, whether you meant to or not,
you did.
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464. - I know. I know.
- I wanna forgive you, but I can't.
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465. - Not yet.
- I understand.
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466. I'm just so angry.
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467. - Aren't you angry?
- With Ike? Sure.
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468. No, with yourself.
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469. For allowing this to happen.
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470. Here. All right? These will burn well.
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471. Wait. Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no.
That's the only copy.
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472. There aren't any duplicates.
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473. It's by Ike,
but great art belongs to the people.
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474. Some Like It Tropical?
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475. - It's a working title.
- Fuck off.
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476. No. No. No, no, no.
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477. Look, I spent years
typing these things over and over.
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478. I would hate to see them go up in smoke.
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479. Wait. Look at this one.
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480. The Brooke Shields.
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481. She couldn't get enough of him. Seriously.
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482. Marty. What the fuck?
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483. Uh-oh.
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484. Hey. Why didn't my key work?
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485. Is that Phyllis?
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486. Long time.
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487. Family reunion? Got it.
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488. I would've brought my marshmallows
if I'd known.
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489. What are you guys burning?
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490. Phyllis was just helping me,
you know, clear some stuff out.
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491. Okay, come on.
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492. Let's go inside. We'll talk things over.
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493. I— I don't wanna talk to you.
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494. Okay, sure. Fine.
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495. We'll talk later. I'm just gonna go inside
and grab my stuff.
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496. - He's just gonna walk into the house?
- It's okay. It's okay.
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497. - Should I call the cops?
- No. You don't have to call the cops.
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498. How crazy is he, one to ten?
Should I get a knife?
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499. - A what?
- A knife, Marty. Think fast!
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500. This isn't West Side Story.
You don't need a knife.
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501. - I don't know what we're dealing with—
- Where the fuck are my manuscripts?
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502. Where are my books?
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503. Those are my property.
Those are rightfully mine.
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504. That's debatable. I typed them up.
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505. What did you do?
What did you do with them?
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506. Where are they?
Where are the rest? Where are they?
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507. What? No! No!
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508. That's my work.
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509. What are you, crazy?
Are you a fucking lunatic?
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510. I'm sorry.
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511. Sorry.
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512. Marty. Marty, look at me.
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513. Do you remember
what we said all those years ago?
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514. This relationship is toxic.
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515. It's an addiction, and I hate to tell you,
but right now, you're having a relapse.
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516. You're not thinking clearly.
She's got some kind of control over you.
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517. - Oh, my gosh.
- No, she is dangerous.
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518. She's never been on your side.
She's never been on team Marty.
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519. Don't listen to him, Marty. Please.
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520. - Marty. Look at me. Marty, look at me!
- Don't listen to that bullshit!
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521. Let's go inside.
We'll work this out. We're brothers.
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522. He is not your fucking brother!
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523. Phyllis, let me handle this. Thanks.
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524. Go to the car. I'll be there.
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525. - It's all right.
- Some Like It Tropical.
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526. It's a stupid name for a book!
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527. I would like for you to go, please.
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528. Thank you.
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529. What did I ever do to you, Marty?
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530. Twenty-seven years I've been by your side.
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531. Why are you acting like this?
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532. I said go.
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533. All right, fine. I'll go.
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534. If you want me to go so bad.
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535. I'm gonna take the stuff that's mine.
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536. This is mine, and this is mine.
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537. This is mine. This is mine!
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538. It's all mine!
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539. It's mine!
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540. And you know what I'm gonna take—
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541. I'm gonna take my koi too while I'm at it!
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542. No, those koi are mine!
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543. Get off me! You lummox!
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544. Stay away from my koi!
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545. None of this is yours!
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546. None of it is real!
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547. - That's not true.
- It is true!
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548. The only thing real in the last 27 years
was how I felt about you.
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549. I lost my family! My house, my business!
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550. I sacrificed everything I had!
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551. And you used me! You betrayed me!
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552. You took everything from me!
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553. It's over.
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554. It's really over. I'm done.
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555. You were nothing without me.
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556. You are nothing without me.
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557. This feels pretty good!
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558. What the fuck are you doing?
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559. That's for the last 27 years.
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560. Not my car.
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561. Well.
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562. Hey, guys, it's Uncle Marty.
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563. How's tricks? Have you been busy?
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564. Let me see.
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565. You have been busy. Wow.
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566. Hi, everyone.
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567. Hi, Carol. Hi, Sandra.
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568. Hi, Autumn. Mary Lou, look at you.
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569. Hi, Susan.
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570. Well, look at the Bee Gees.
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571. - Louder.
- They're fine.
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572. Nancy, stop micromanaging.
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573. Joel. Joel.
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574. - Joel.
- What?
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575. Take a picture of them.
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576. - I'll do it afterwards.
- Please.
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577. Just take a picture. Don't be an asshole.
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578. Okay. Don't swear in front of my children.
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579. Take the picture.
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580. - Come over here.
- I'm making my way around.
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581. I didn't ask you to make your way around.
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582. Joel, Nancy's so beautiful. If you just—
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583. There it is. That was so wonderful.
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584. That was so wonderful.
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585. Just proud of you.
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586. Thank you, Nana.
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587. Marty. Uncle Marty— Or— Marty.
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588. Sorry. Still getting used to it.
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589. You mind opening the door for Elijah
and letting a little air in?
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590. - Sure.
- Can I come?
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591. Of course.
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592. - Your hands are clammy.
- I know.
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593. Joel, get a picture of this.
Get your camera right now.
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594. Oh, my God, again with the pictures?
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595. - You better hurry up.
- Okay.
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596. Elijah isn't here.
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597. He's not?
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598. Nope.
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599. - Did you get it?
- I got it.
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600. Nana, can we sing "Eliyahu Hanavi"?
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601. No, no, no. That's for after dinner.
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602. If she wants to sing it,
we can sing it, all right?
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603. It's a beautiful song.
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604. You okay?
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605. Yeah.
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606. I'm good.
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607. Nana.
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608. Is Marty really your brother?
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609. - He is.
- I didn't know you had a brother.
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610. - I want a brother.
- Yeah, and I want a yacht.
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611. Well, I got one.
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612. And this bag of bones is him.
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613. Matzo ball soup time?
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614. - Yes, please. Starving.
- Matzo ball soup. Yes.
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615. - Eat the Matzo ball.
- Thank you.
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616. Okay.
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617. Could we pass the Haggadahs?
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618. I'd like to use them again
next year, please.
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619. Pass 'em down.
Pass 'em down. Pass 'em down.
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620. Pass it to me, hon.
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621. When Marty Markowitz first came
to see me, he was a broken man.
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622. Hot balls, coming in.
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623. He came to me seeking my help,
and I rebuilt him piece by piece.
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624. It wasn't easy.
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625. Took everything I had to give.
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626. But now he's a great man.
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627. He's a confident man.
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628. He's a successful man.
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629. And that is because of me.
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630. Each patient is unique,
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631. and each requires
a different therapeutic approach, right?
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632. My work with Marty was unique.
There is no doubt.
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633. Yes, he was more than a patient
and a colleague. He—
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634. He became family.
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635. But is that a bad thing?
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636. Tell me, I'm—
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637. Is it wrong to care
in a caring profession?
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638. Am I to be damned for giving my life
to someone, for giving too much?
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639. - Thank you, Dr. Herschkopf—
- Please. I'm— Let me finish, please.
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640. Marty was more than just a patient.
He was part of my life.
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641. He was the brother that I lost.
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642. He was the best friend
a man could have had.
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643. I gave everything to him.
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644. The allegations that he has made
against me are false and cruel.
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645. How dare he try to have
my license revoked?
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646. I helped him.
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647. I helped you!
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648. I helped him, and now he's trying
to stop me from helping others?
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649. That is unethical behavior,
not what I did.
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650. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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651. I don't know everything,
but I know that I'm a good man.
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652. Thank you, Dr. Herschkopf.
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653. Hey.
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654. Hello.
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655. Why are you doing this?
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656. What happened to us?
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657. Hey, guess who I saw on the subway here.
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658. - I have no idea.
- I know you have no idea.
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659. - That's why I said guess.
- No.
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660. - Come on, Marty. Take one guess.
- Ike, let's not do this.
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661. All right, fine. Don't guess.
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662. Diane Sawyer.
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663. Uh-huh.
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664. She looks terrific.
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665. Did you get those bees?
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666. - Yeah, I got the bees.
- You did?
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667. - They make honey?
- Yes, they make honey.
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668. Quite a bit actually.
All the honey I need.
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669. Within reason.
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670. We had some good times, didn't we?
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671. Uh-huh.
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672. In fact, we had some great times.
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673. Not all great.
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674. Hey, is there anything
you want to say to me?
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675. Just me. Not in front of the lawyers.
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676. Just us. Right here. Right now.
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677. Anything you wanna say
about those 27 years?
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678. Yes, there is.
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679. I want to say...
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680. I forgive you.
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681. I forgive you. Of course I do.
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682. How could I not?
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683. I know you're in pain.
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684. I know you're lonely.
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685. It's not too late, Marty. I can help you.
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686. I wanna help you.
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687. Let me help you.
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688. Nothing.
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689. My goodness, nothing.
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690. What?
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691. I feel nothing at all.
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692. I don't understand.
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693. I hope you find happiness, Dr. Ike.
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694. I don't think you will,
but I hope that you do.
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695. But I'm afraid to say...
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696. we're out of time.
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697. Goodbye.
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