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4. Ike, you never write.
Why are you writing to me?
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9. A summer party.
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- It sure is.
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- No, you. Stop it. Stop it.
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- Hey, Ike.
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- Ike.
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- Ike.
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Oh. I have something for you.
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- Thank you so much. Hey!
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- Thanks.
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- Hi, Ike!
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- Nothing.
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119. - But yeah.
- We should fix the lighting by the pool.
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I didn't know what to say to anyone.
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147. There were some fantastic people there,
Marty. Fantastic.
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- A koi to be exact.
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- You're welcome.
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- Don't mention it.
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- He is. I think he likes you.
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- Who? Me?
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- Oh, right. Of course.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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- Yeah, she's very lovely.
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- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- But that's interesting.
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- Yeah, left, second door.
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- Keep your hand on the lever.
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- Amazing.
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- Right this way, mate.
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Yeah, you need to change your batteries.
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- I've had enough.
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- I know what you meant.
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- I'm okay.
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I'll just get you a Perrier. Yeah.
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- No, no, no.
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- Thank you.
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- Come on. Drink it.
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- That was a real sip.
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- What?
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- If everyone started jumping in the pool
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- You should start it.
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- I do! I do.
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- She would love it.
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- Really? I didn't know that.
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433. Party Marty. Party Marty.
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434. Party Marty. Party Mar—
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435. Hey, Miriam.
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436. Oh, hey, Marty.
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437. Wow, where have you been?
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438. What the fuck are you doing?
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439. I'm sorry.
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440. I thought it would be funny!
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441. Why would this be funny, Marty?
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442. - That was crazy.
- The fuck is wrong with you?
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443. - Are you all right?
- No.
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444. Are you insane? You—
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445. Guess I just got carried away.
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446. Ike gave me a bunch of beers.
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447. Well— Wait, Marty, no.
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448. What I said was it would be fun
if everyone went swimming.
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449. I didn't say to body check her.
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450. Look, I'm very sorry.
He misread the situation.
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451. I normally don't drink, you know?
All that alcohol.
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452. Well, guess what, Marty.
I got news for you.
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453. You're okay. That beer was nonalcoholic.
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454. - What?
- Yeah.
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455. Why would you?
Why would you—
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456. Because Party Marty is in here.
You just need to let go.
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457. Now, admittedly,
this was a little over-the-top.
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458. Yeah, it's a work in progress.
Why don't you take care of her?
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459. It's a party. Pool's open.
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460. Miriam, look, I'm sorry. Let's get—
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461. Just go away, Marty.
I don't need your fucking help.
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462. Oh, no, you're crying.
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463. - It's fine. It isn't your fault, okay?
- Well, it is.
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464. No, it isn't. It's fucking Ike, okay?
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465. He put you up to this.
I don't know why you listened to him, but...
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466. it isn't your fault.
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467. Oh, God. You know, I didn't even want
to come to this stupid thing.
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468. I shouldn't have.
I should have known better.
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469. You didn't know
I was gonna push you in the pool.
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470. No, I did not know that.
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471. But I know Ike's an asshole.
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472. And I know that I am done with him.
I am done!
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473. Did you know that my mother died?
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474. I'm so sorry.
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475. It's okay. It happened years ago.
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476. But my mother died, and Ike fucking
convinced me to stop talking to her.
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477. Just to stop talking to her.
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478. Just completely cut her off.
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479. So I never got to say goodbye to her.
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480. My own mother, I just—
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481. Who fucking does that? Who does that?
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482. Let's get you into some dry clothes.
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483. - Okay.
- Okay.
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484. It was a new dress!
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485. I'm sorry. I just—
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486. Miriam, you doing all right in there?
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487. I don't think I need the hat.
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488. You may. It really helps, you know,
keep the sun out of your eyes.
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489. You should try it.
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490. I felt bad I got water all over the floor.
Is there a mop?
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491. I don't wanna leave
the housekeeper's room a mess.
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492. This isn't the housekeeper's room.
It's mine.
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493. What?
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494. Yeah.
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495. This is where you sleep?
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496. This is where I sleep.
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497. This is my bed. These are my shells.
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498. My sandpiper painting.
I got my fridge over there.
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499. - Do you wanna go back to the party?
- Not particularly, no.
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500. What is it about that man, right?
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501. Well, he's... He's complicated.
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502. But he cares.
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503. I used to think that.
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504. I used to think that he cared about me.
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505. He was my everything.
Do you know that I actually loved him?
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506. But he broke my heart.
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507. Because he doesn't... care about me at all.
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508. He doesn't care about any of us.
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509. I don't know the specifics
of what you two have going on,
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510. but with us, it's different, okay?
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511. He cares about me, I can assure you.
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512. He loves me. He changed my life.
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513. - He's my best friend.
- Do you hear yourself right now?
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514. A journey of self-discovery isn't easy,
Miriam.
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515. But don't blame Ike for your own shit.
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516. Ike saved me. Do you understand?
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517. I owe my life to him.
I would be dead without Ike.
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518. 100% dead.
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519. I owe him everything.
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520. Wow.
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521. You're in real deep, huh?
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522. Everything okay in here?
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523. - Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
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524. Just helping Miriam, you know,
find some dry clothes.
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525. You look good in green, Miriam.
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526. Thanks.
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527. So sorry to barge in.
Honey, Carl wants to duet with you.
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528. Oh, no. Don't tell me
you broke out the karaoke machine.
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529. I'm guilty as charged.
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530. It's out, it's on, and it is primed
with "Fight for Your Right to Party."
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531. Do I have to?
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532. He's taking us to the opening night
of the New York City Ballet, okay?
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533. - Nothing comes for free.
- No, you've got a point.
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534. Okay, come here.
Oh, do you two want to sing?
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535. Actually, you know what, Marty?
I need you to grab me something, okay?
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536. We're out of limes,
and the people need margaritas.
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537. - Can you handle?
- I'm on it.
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538. Thanks, Marty. Come on, come on, come on.
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539. Marty? Marty Markowitz?
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540. Yes. Mrs. Zicherman.
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541. I thought you moved.
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542. No. No.
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543. Well, I—
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544. The mailbox had a different name,
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545. and I thought you left
without saying goodbye.
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546. No, I'm still there. Yeah.
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547. Okay. Well...
What are you up to?
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548. How's Phyllis?
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549. I heard Nancy had a little girl.
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550. - You must be over the moon.
- Really?
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551. Yeah, I got a birth announcement.
What a cute name.
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552. And how's Joel?
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553. - Are you okay?
- Yeah. No, I'm fine.
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554. I'm just here to, you know,
pick up some essentials.
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555. Some limes.
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556. You look a little pale.
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557. Just tired, I think. Yeah.
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558. Well, it's really good to see you.
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559. - Yeah, likewise. Yeah.
- Yeah.
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560. I mean,
I've been thinking about you a lot.
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561. So I'm glad you're okay.
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562. Yes.
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563. Hey, why don't you bring Phyllis
and the kids over next time they're out?
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564. We'll all catch up. It'll be wonderful.
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565. I haven't seen them in years, so there's
a lot to catch up on.
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566. - Okay, well...
- Okay.
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567. - Well, good to see you. I'll see you.
- Yeah. Oh.
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568. All right.
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569. - Bye-bye.
- Yeah.
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570. Please, stop! I—
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571. - I'm sorry. Stop. Just hold on.
- What the hell?
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572. Watch where you're going.
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573. Fuck!
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574. Asshole!
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575. Where are you going, Marty?
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576. Come back, sweetheart.
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577. One more spoon for Mama.
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578. Come on.
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579. That's it. That's my good boy. Well done.
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580. How you doing, pal?
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581. You— Are you okay?
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582. You want some Tylenol?
Some water or some—
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583. You know,
I've been looking for you for ages. It—
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584. People have been asking for you.
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585. Hi, friend.
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586. Tell me their names.
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587. Really?
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588. That's Stu. And he's Ethan.
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589. Sass is the one eating all the—
the plants over there.
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590. And that's Catheryn.
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591. She's kind of demure.
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592. Don't look at her too long.
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593. And that's Adam.
He is not doing so well recently.
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594. They're lucky they have you.
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595. You think?
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596. I know.
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597. So, what are you planning next?
What's your next big project?
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598. I don't know.
I was thinking... maybe some bees.
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599. That would be wonderful.
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600. I'm thinking
I might go back into the city tonight.
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601. Are you sure?
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602. Yeah, I'm not feeling so great.
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603. Okay. Seems a shame, but...
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604. No. Of course.
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605. Oh, hey, Marty,
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606. if you're going back to the city tonight,
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607. could you do me a favor?
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608. Yeah, sure.
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609. I want you to show me
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610. I wanna feel what love is
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611. I know you can show me
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612. - What just happened?
- It's overheated.
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613. - Are we stranded?
- Call for help.
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614. We're stranded? What?
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615. - I got no cell service.
- Does anyone have service?
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616. You don't have any?
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617. All right, everyone.
Relax. It's gonna be okay.
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618. There's a gas station down the road.
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619. I'll go ahead and walk down there
and make a call for help, all right?
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620. Can you see anything?
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621. - Miriam?
- What?
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622. Would you...
Would you mind walking with me?
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623. I feel like I owe you an apology.
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624. You're lucky I have to pee.
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625. Thanks.
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626. Watch out for this mud here.
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627. - Thanks.
- There we go.
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I just wanted to say that—
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629. I'm sorry for earlier
when I lost my temper.
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630. It's okay. I understand.
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632. I mean, you must've
struck a chord, I guess,
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634. It's fine. Really.
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635. It's hard to hear a truth like that.
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636. I mean, I'm...
still struggling with it myself.
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637. Just keep thinking
what my life would be like if...
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638. I just never met him, you know?
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639. Yeah.
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640. I'm just gonna go use the restroom.
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641. - Yeah, sure.
- Okay.
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642. Thanks.
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643. Marty?
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644. Marty?
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645. - Hello?
- Hello, Miriam.
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646. I'm afraid to say I won't be able to be
your therapist anymore.
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647. I no longer think
this is a healthy arrangement.
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648. I think you're a very toxic person,
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649. and I don't wanna hear from you again.
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650. - Ike!
- Goodbye.
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651. Ike, what's going on?
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652. Thanks, Mike.
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653. I know that was unusual.
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654. Don't ever ask me to do that shit again.
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