1. What am I supposed to be feeling
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at the moment.
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with my brother and—
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we shouldn't have,
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or wait for him to call me?
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- Can you get off my mat?
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the bigger person, you know?
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but, what can I say?
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so sue me.
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What's he gonna do, ignore it?
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It's been a long day.
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21. - Ike, can you put that thing down.
- You're doing great.
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- I got it. I got it. Here, here.
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such a supportive partner.
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- Wait. Hold on, hold on.
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- Hold on.
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- Ike, put that fucking thing down!
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- Ike!
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- There we go!
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- Yes, good girl.
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- And— Yeah—
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- And she brought a friend.
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Your work's not done here.
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- Twins?
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- Yes, twins.
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- No, no, no, no, no, no.
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- No!
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so I pushed back.
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because I would have signed them.
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underneath a pile of old Peoples—
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- Marty, forgive me. I'm sorry. I—
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at home? What's that like?
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cursing in our session?
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- Good.
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Have you ever thought about being a dad?
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before the girls, neither had I.
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of his own mortality.
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Maybe starting a family is not my legacy.
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Your legacy is yet to be written.
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You need to find the right person.
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to leave your mark on this world.
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- Others. The world.
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that must feel.
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about you and your...
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since the whole Phyllis affair.
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I don't think that is behind me.
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Let's look to the future.
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you need right now.
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What a legacy that would be.
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of what you're saying.
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In fact, they make it fairly easy.
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squirreled away.
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- Why not?
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- Yeah.
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Your 501 status is approved,
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126. and your account is now open.
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an initial deposit today?
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128. Indeed, we did. 165,000 shekels.
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129. - Ever seen a check that big?
- I work in the bank.
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130. - Right, no. Of course. Yeah.
- Yeah.
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so I'm sitting on a little more cash.
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136. - Twin poop machines.
- You want a hot stock tip?
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are to be cosigners on the account,
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- Sure.
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Anything is fine.
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I know you'll double it.
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check signing authority, is that correct?
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158. Absolutely, yes.
Yes, this is a 50/50 partnership.
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more to contribute, Marty.
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cannot be calculated in a bank ledger.
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we need enshrined for posterity.
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Are you and Joe friends?
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- You already said that.
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- Yes.
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180. - What can I do for you?
- Nothing fancy,
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framed alongside these two receipts.
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182. Maybe a one or two-inch black matte
against a 3/4 inch cherry wood frame?
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183. My, you really know your stuff.
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reverse molding and shadow boxes.
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You clearly have a good eye.
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- Yeah, you.
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it should just be a couple of days.
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- Thursday, all right.
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- Thursday.
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After the Norse god of thunder.
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- Yes.
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201. Basically the equivalent of Jupiter
or Jove in the Roman Pantheon,
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- Thank you so much. Great.
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- All right.
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205. - Night. Bye. Bye, Marty.
- Bye.
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- Run!
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at all, but the way you said it.
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Wait, why are we running?
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They never sleep.
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- PJ Bernstein's.
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- I did, yes.
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I forgot to cancel.
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but not because you're forcing it on me.
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- Tip's included.
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- Enjoy your meal.
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for 50 people?
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a bris tonight, that's all.
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- What? No. No, of course not.
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- Ike, don't do this to yourself.
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- You are a father yourself now.
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- Nah. Come on. Please.
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I need some help.
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baby nurse she said is available.
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- Isn't that expensive?
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I would pay double that.
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That's a little steep, don't you think?
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in New York I can treat.
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spread for a party that doesn't happen,
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on your wife and children?
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because your nipples aren't bleeding,
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without crying.
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You know I would do more if I could.
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I do, and I need this.
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I can't do this alone.
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Of course you can, you're supermom.
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- Look at that one, Dr. Ike.
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"Sorry, girls. Milk factory's closed."
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certainly thought so.
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philanthropic events of the year.
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for incredible charities.
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to officially launch the Yaron Foundation.
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- A thousand dollars a plate.
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- Happy Thor's day.
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- Yeah.
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- Oh, okay.
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- Really nice.
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- Really?
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It's $59.95 for the—
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I'm sorry, I don't know why I said that.
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- You're nervous?
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- No.
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- It is gross.
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- Okay.
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- You leave it?
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Some kind of freaking time machine?
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one of Mr. Stevens' new changes.
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for some nice coffee.
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Why is there whitefish in the coffee can?
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- Morning, team.
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- Morning.
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PJ Bernstein's. Sensational whitefish.
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- He loves Bonkers.
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- No.
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You don't think that's a little extreme?
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is a real hard ass about this stuff.
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put in a good word. He listens to me.
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- Yeah, go.
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Think of him as a valuable resource.
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the better for all of us.
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around here—
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I have a high-level meeting.
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- Marty...
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Can I talk to you for a sec?
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- Inside. Just go in here? Yeah, great.
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- Great.
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your way, and if you like it, great.
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- Great.
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I can occupy while I'm here?
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I hate to feel like I'm in the way.
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boots on the ground,
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that kind of thing.
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if there isn't an observable hierarchy,
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they know my status here,
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No. We'll get on it right away.
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- I asked her out.
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I'm so proud of you!
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- We're gonna go for a walk next week.
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- Yeah. I don't know.
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Let me tell you something.
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Swept off their feet. Impressed.
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- What?
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- What?
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411. Bring her to the PEN Gala.
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412. Gosh, Ike, I don't know.
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413. I do. It's perfect. I'll bring Bonnie.
You bring Hannah. Double date.
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414. It sounds amazing.
It's just— Here's the thing.
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415. Four tickets at a thousand bucks a pop.
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416. I even thought two
sounded a little wasteful.
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417. Charity's not wasteful.
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418. It's the PEN Foundation, Marty.
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419. The printed word is the greatest weapon
our democracy has against tyranny.
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420. You care about democracy, don't you?
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421. Dr. Ike, I—
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422. I promise you, I love democracy,
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423. and I cannot stand tyranny.
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424. But, look,
why don't you and Bonnie just go?
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425. I don't have to go.
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426. I mean, four tickets.
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427. It just doesn't seem worth it. That's all.
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428. You know what? I think you might be right.
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429. - 4,000 for four people is a rip-off.
- I think so.
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430. Especially when you can sponsor a table
that seats eight for only six grand.
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431. That's basically like
having a wholesale discount.
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432. See? We're already saving money.
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433. - I'll make the calls.
- Okay.
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434. And don't forget about the office.
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435. Yeah. All right.
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436. I don't know, honey.
It's not really my thing.
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437. What do you mean? It's the PEN Gala.
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438. I'm exhausted. I look like crap.
I can't fit into any of my clothes.
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439. - I just don't think I'll enjoy it.
- You won't enjoy the PEN Gala?
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440. Honey, I just gave birth,
like, 15 minutes ago.
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441. And now we got Anita here.
What else you pay her for?
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442. Why don't we go out? Just the two of us?
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443. Feel like I've barely seen you.
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444. Bon, I'm asking you
to come out of the house with me.
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445. It's the PEN Gala, for God's sakes.
I thought you'd be thrilled.
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446. I'm not crazy
about those kind of events,
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447. because I'm not crazy
about that version of you.
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448. What version of me?
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449. The one that comes out
at those types of occasions.
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450. The one who never knows
when enough is enough.
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451. Suit yourself, Bonnie.
But honestly, I—
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452. I don't have a clue
what you're talking about.
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453. So I think I'll put
Kirschenbaum here,
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454. away from the band, and I'll put
Mitch Rosen close to the band.
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455. That way no one hears him chew.
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456. I take it you wanna be near the bathroom?
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457. Yeah.
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458. You okay? You look a little peaked.
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459. I'm just a little nervous, that's all.
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460. - 'Bout the date?
- Yeah.
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461. Hey, you're gonna bowl her over.
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462. She's probably used to most schmucks
dragging her to Gray's Papaya.
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463. Which reminds me, I should probably
cut a check to the PEN Foundation.
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464. - Okay.
- Ledger in your office?
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465. Yep. Desk drawer.
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466. Marty.
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467. - Could we talk to you for a sec?
- Yeah, sure.
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468. Mr. Stevens just handed me
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469. these invoices for a total of
54 industrial psychology sessions.
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470. And?
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471. What would you like me to do about them?
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472. Pay them, obviously.
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473. Can we really afford that?
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474. Yes, we can. Thanks to Mr. Stevens,
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475. our margins hit an all-time high
last month.
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476. And so did our expenses.
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477. - What's that, Cathy?
- Nothing.
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478. Look, Marty. I'll admit Mr. Stevens
gave us some helpful pointers,
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479. but do we really need
a full-time industrial psychologist?
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480. Bruce, come on.
Look at all the changes around here.
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481. I have, and some of them
I'm not too crazy about.
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482. You have to embrace change,
or you can fight it,
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483. - but you can't stop it happening.
- But you can't stop it happening.
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484. Yes. That's what Mr. Stevens says.
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485. I just worry that his presence here
might be becoming a distraction.
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486. Well, gee-whiz, Bruce.
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487. Let's take a second to unpack that.
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488. Have you ever stopped to wonder
why you may be so easily distracted?
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489. What's that?
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490. That's Mr. Stevens' new desk.
Amish sandalwood.
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491. Nice.
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492. Guys, Mr. Stevens is here to help.
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493. He's also here to stay.
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494. So, get used to it.
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495. Okay? Now then, go team!
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496. Go.
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497. Thank you so much.
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498. Hey!
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499. - Marty.
- Hannah.
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500. - Hi.
- Hi.
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501. You look great.
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502. - Thank you.
- Yeah.
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503. You look like James Bond.
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504. I got you something.
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505. Thank you. That's... nice.
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506. You didn't have to get me a gift.
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507. - Open it.
- Okay. Yeah.
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508. A picture frame.
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509. - Yeah.
- A picture frame.
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510. I figured everyone's always
getting picture frames from you,
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511. that it might be nice, for a change,
if someone gave a frame to you.
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512. That's a—
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513. - It's a terrible idea. I'm so sorry.
- No, no, it's not.
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514. No. This is great.
We don't carry this kind...
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515. - All right.
- ... so this is new and interesting to me.
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516. - Okay.
- Thank you. So sweet.
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517. - Shall we go inside?
- Oh, yeah. Go.
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518. Watch your step.
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519. I could feel at the time
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520. There was no way of knowing
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521. Fallen leaves in the night
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522. Do it again. I was looking...
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523. Thank you, Ms. Fairchild.
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524. Marty, so who are all these people?
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525. I don't know.
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526. - Okay.
- Dr. Ike's friends.
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527. It's crazy. He's got so many of them.
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528. Why do you call him Dr. Ike?
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529. Is that like a nickname, like Dr. J?
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530. No.
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531. - Goofball.
- I'm sorry. I don't know.
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532. No. I mean, he is cool
and smooth like Dr. J.
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533. Obviously.
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534. And he's actually
quite a good basketball player.
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535. - But no, he's a real doctor.
- What kind of doctor?
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536. A psychiatrist.
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537. Is he your psychiatrist?
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538. Sorry. I hope that was okay to ask.
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539. No. Well...
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540. Yeah.
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541. Yeah.
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542. Cool. No, I— Yeah.
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543. - Yeah.
- Okay.
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544. Yeah.
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545. Yeah. Psychiatrist. Business partner.
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546. Best friend.
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547. That's...
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548. How does that all work?
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549. It works great.
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550. - Yeah.
- Yes.
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551. He's kind of the brains of the operation,
and I'm sort of the...
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552. The what? The heart?
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553. I was gonna say the bank.
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554. But yes, heart too.
I'm the heart as well. Yeah.
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555. So you paid for all of this?
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556. Yeah, the— Your own table.
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557. You're welcome.
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558. Hi.
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559. - It's for a great cause.
- Yeah.
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560. Causes, in fact. Legacy, philanthropy.
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561. I think democracy is somewhere in there—
The list goes on and on.
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562. With this organization,
this evening benefits the people.
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563. They do— It's—
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564. - It's a great night, so, yeah.
- Sure. Yeah.
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565. Is it hot? It feels hot.
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566. Is it hot, or is it just me?
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567. Are you okay?
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568. Yeah, yeah. I'm fine.
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569. I guess I didn't pay extra for water.
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570. - But they'll be here eventually.
- Yeah.
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571. I love this song.
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572. - Me too. Such a good song.
- Right?
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573. Michael McDonald is vastly underrated.
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574. - Yeah.
- Totally.
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575. Wonderful artist.
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576. And I finally, I point up to my wife.
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577. I said, "Sorry, girls.
That's the milk factory.
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578. - This one's closed."
- Ike.
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579. - Too much.
- They're darling.
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580. Thank you.
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581. Where are you sending them
to school? Ramaz?
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582. Oh, God. I don't—
Barely even a month old.
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583. A month? Well, you should have had
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584. their references in
by the third trimester.
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585. Bonnie and I have actually talked
about Ramaz.
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586. - It's in our top five, actually.
- Oh, well it should be. Good.
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587. You could secure them a spot
if you brought out the old checkbook.
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588. Never hurts to slap a new coat of paint
on the library, hey, Ike?
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589. - That's a good point.
- Yeah.
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590. I keep forgettin'
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591. Every time I hear
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592. How you never want to live a lie
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593. How it's gone too far
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594. You wouldn't wanna maybe,
I don't know, dance?
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595. Oh, no. No. No, thank you.
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596. Two left feet.
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597. Yeah. Okay.
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598. I keep forgettin'
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599. But if you wanna give it a go—
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600. - I'm happy to. Yeah.
- No, I don't.
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601. - If you don't want to—
- No, I want to if you want to.
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602. - Are you sure?
- Absolutely.
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603. I'll cover any medical costs
for crushed toes.
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604. Okay. Let's do this.
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605. - Great.
- Okay.
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606. It's over.
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607. Shoot.
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608. Oh, well.
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609. - I guess we missed it.
- Yeah.
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610. Hey, Dr. Ike. You're back.
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611. I'm back, and I'm famished.
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612. I heard they were serving the main course.
Enjoy, everyone.
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613. This prime rib cost me a thousand bucks
a plate, so you better put out after.
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614. Our next item up on the block
is a must-have
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615. for any New York sports fan.
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616. Hold on to your hats, folks.
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617. We have a game baseball
signed by Yankee legend
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618. Mickey Mantle himself.
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619. Marty. Mickey Mantle. It's a sign.
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620. I grew up loving Mickey Mantle.
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621. But didn't everybody
grow up loving Mickey Mantle?
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622. We could really put Yaron Foundation
on the map tonight.
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623. - Let's buy the ball.
- How does buying a baseball do that?
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624. By planting our flag.
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625. Announcing to the world how serious
Yaron is about helping people.
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626. We could really make a name
for ourselves tonight. You with me?
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627. I'm with you. Let's do it.
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628. Okay, so why don't we
start off the bidding at $500?
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629. Do I hear 500?
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630. 500.
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631. - Thank you, sir.
- 750.
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632. 750. Thank you.
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633. - I,000.
- Okay.
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634. 1,500.
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635. $1,500. Thank you, Mayor.
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636. Fuck, it's Mayor Koch.
Mayor Koch is bidding against us.
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637. - Is he even allowed to do that?
- 3,000.
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638. Ike, slow down.
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639. We can find a less expensive baseball.
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640. Marty, look at us.
We're in this. We're in this.
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641. - 3,000 going once...
- I'll bid $4,000.
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642. $4,000 from Mr. October.
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643. Is that Reggie Jackson?
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644. What's he doing bidding
on a Yankee baseball?
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645. He was a Yankee.
We can't let him get away with this.
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646. - 5,000.
- 5,500.
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647. 6,000.
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648. Oh, my God.
My heart is pounding in my chest.
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649. 7,000.
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650. Fuck you, Andy Warhol.
No way he even likes baseball.
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651. 7,500.
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652. - 8,000.
- Okay. Well, we gave it a good try.
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653. $20,000.
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654. 10,000.
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655. - Sir, you can't go backwards.
- Why not? We meant ten.
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656. Sorry. 20,000. Going once.
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657. - Twice.
- All right.
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658. $12,000.
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659. $20,000.
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660. Sold to the gentlemen at table nine.
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661. The Yaron Foundation.
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662. Who wants a tequila shot? I'm buying.
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663. It's an open bar, sir.
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664. All right. Well, just set 'em up
and whoever wants can take.
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665. Tell me something, Dr. Herschkopf.
You ever played poker?
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666. Well, only about every chance I get.
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667. Me and some guys with
the organization play once a month.
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668. You wanna get in the game?
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669. Well, that depends.
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670. How do you feel about
losing all your money, champ?
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671. Marty, are you okay?
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672. That was a lot of money.
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673. I'm fine.
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674. - Thank you.
- Can I get you some water?
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675. - How about some water?
- No.
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676. - Do you want some water?
- No, no, no. Please.
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677. That's nice of you.
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678. - Yeah. I'm good.
- Okay. Okay.
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679. Actually, yes. Please.
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680. - Okay. All right.
- Would you mind? Is that all right?
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681. - I'll be right back, okay?
- Thanks.
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682. Excuse me, could I have
a glass of water, please?
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683. Hannah! Banana fofana.
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684. Dr. Ike.
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685. Help yourself to a tequila shot.
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686. I don't— No. No, thanks.
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687. - Yeah. I—
- Okay, well, suit yourself.
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688. Where's Marty? Shouldn't you two
be out on the dance floor? Boogie?
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689. Yeah, you know what? He's actually—
He's not feeling great.
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690. - So I'm getting him some water 'cause—
- Oh, no. What's wrong with him?
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691. Well...
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692. To be honest,
I think he's a little freaked out
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693. about how much of his money
you spent on a baseball.
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694. His money?
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695. His money?
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696. That's what he said?
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697. Hannah, you don't know
what you're talking about.
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698. Where is he? I wanna...
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699. He's sitting...
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700. - He's sitting down. But—
- I'll be right—
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701. - I—
- No, no.
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702. Taxi— Ta—
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703. Marty! Where are you going?
We need to talk.
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704. I'm not feeling so hot, Ike.
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705. Can you make sure
that Hannah gets home okay?
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706. - You okay, buddy?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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707. I'm just having one of my panic attacks.
I just need to get home. It'll pass.
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708. - Okay, I can't let you do that, Marty.
- No, no, no.
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709. - You're not well.
- I don't want any fuss.
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710. - I think we should go to the hospital.
- No. No, no, no.
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711. - Yes.
- I just have a little dizziness,
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712. - shortness of breath...
- Listen. Listen to me.
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713. - ... tightness in my chest.
- Listen.
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714. I think you might be having
a heart attack.
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715. You go back inside and enjoy yourself.
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716. - No. Come here.
- I don't want anyone...
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717. We're gonna get you to the hospital.
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718. We're going to the hospital.
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719. That's it.
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720. You'll be all right.
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721. Yeah, yeah. It's okay.
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722. You relax. You'll be fine. You'll be okay.
No, no, no. It's all right.
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723. Relax. Just breathe.
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724. I can leave a note in this plain envelope
saying, "You're through, loser."
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725. That's the nice way.
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726. Or...
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727. How's my favorite patient?
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728. - Dr. Ike. You're back again.
- Of course.
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729. I'm worried about you.
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730. What a treat. Look at those.
That's fun.
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731. It's the least I could do.
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732. Marty...
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733. I owe you an apology.
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734. I'm sorry I got carried away
at the auction last night.
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735. Are you kidding me, Dr. Ike?
You saved my life.
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736. - Marty, please.
- No, I'm serious.
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737. Had I gotten in that cab and gone home,
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738. I would have—
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739. And no one would have been around
to find me.
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740. Cats would have eaten my face.
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741. - You don't have a cat.
- No, I know.
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742. It's just, without you...
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743. Hey.
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744. I'm right here.
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745. I'll always be here.
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746. I'll look after you.
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747. Thank you.
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748. Okay.
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749. I better let you get some rest.
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750. See you in session next week?
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751. Looking forward to it.
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752. Those are from Hannah.
Isn't that nice?
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753. Very nice.
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754. Do you think they're "get well" flowers
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755. or "ask me out on another date" flowers?
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756. Hard to say.
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757. I felt like I blew it last night.
Did I blow it?
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758. Hope I didn't blow it,
'cause this may sound crazy,
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759. but maybe there's a future there.
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760. It's like you said,
maybe my legacy is yet to be written.
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761. Marty, it was only one date.
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762. Maybe you shouldn't get
so ahead of yourself.
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763. No. No, I know. I just...
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764. I really like her,
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765. and I just don't know
how she feels about me.
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766. Want me to talk to her?
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767. You would do that for me, Dr. Ike?
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768. Of course. I'd do anything for you.
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769. Great.
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770. - Ike.
- Hannah.
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771. Hey. How is Marty?
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772. Better. Much better.
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773. Great.
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774. Yeah, he gave us quite a scare, didn't he?
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775. Yeah, he really—
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776. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
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777. I'm glad he's okay.
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778. Well, between you and me...
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779. I feel awful about what happened to him.
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780. I blame myself.
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781. - You do?
- I do.
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782. As his therapist and as his friend,
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783. I never should have pushed him so hard.
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784. He's not a healthy man.
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785. Look, Hannah.
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786. Do you care about Marty?
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787. Well, yeah, of course.
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788. And you want what's best for him?
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789. - Yes.
- Good, good.
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790. Me too.
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791. And believe me, this is just
as disappointing for me as it is for you.
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792. But I think it's imperative
that we do what's best for Marty,
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793. however painful it might be.
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794. You understand what I'm saying?
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795. How was your day, hon?
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796. Hey, long.
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797. Any of that pastrami left,
or did Anita eat it all?
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798. Again, she speaks English
and has full hearing capabilities.
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799. Don't listen to him.
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800. Besides, you ordered so much food,
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801. we'll still be serving it
at the girls' graduation.
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802. Speaking of which, I just got them
into the Ramaz school.
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803. All taken care of.
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804. Ramaz? How'd you manage that?
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805. Let's just say I made them
a generous donation.
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806. Ike. Honey, how much?
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807. I wish you'd talked to me about it first.
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808. Relax. I used my own money.
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