1. 13 Bannerman Road is where
Sarah Jane Smith lives.Copy !req
2. And it's home to things way
beyond your imagination.Copy !req
3. There's an extra-terrestrial
super computer in the wall,Copy !req
4. her son, a genetically
engineered boy genius,Copy !req
5. a schoolgirl investigator across the roadCopy !req
6. and a whole universe of adventure,Copy !req
7. right here on the doorstep.Copy !req
8. Ready? Always.Copy !req
9. The Doctor is dead. UNIT will
take charge of the funeral,Copy !req
10. in conjunction with the Shansheeth.Copy !req
11. It's Jo Grant. It's a long time
since I've been called that.Copy !req
12. Smelly getting closer.
No, no, no, no! Closer and closer.Copy !req
13. It's Shansheeth! This whole thing's a trap!Copy !req
14. Space... is... taken!Copy !req
15. Gosh. That was different. Hello, everyone!Copy !req
16. Who are you? Doctor!Copy !req
17. Ah, the Claw Shansheeth
of the 15th Funeral Fleet!Copy !req
18. I've been looking for you. Rest in peace!Copy !req
19. Sounds like a countdown.Copy !req
20. But I was on a planet... No,
no, never mind that - run!Copy !req
21. Faster, faster, faster!Copy !req
22. Come along, Smith!Copy !req
23. No, no, no, don't slow down!Copy !req
24. Take me back!Copy !req
25. In! In! In! In! In!Copy !req
26. I'm sorry, is there a problem?Copy !req
27. Sorry, I was... slamming it.Copy !req
28. Right! Now we need to lock it.
Come on, use the sonic lipstick.Copy !req
29. Haven't you got the screwdriver?
They took it.Copy !req
30. Wow, they do sonic lipsticks now.
We're running out of time.Copy !req
31. I need you, Sarah, and you, Jo.
Need us for what?Copy !req
32. Remember the old days when we'd
go zooming off to faraway worlds?Copy !req
33. I'm getting space-sick!Copy !req
34. No, no, no, let's get you working properly.Copy !req
35. Stop, stop, stop! Where are we?Copy !req
36. The Wasteland of the Crimson Heart.Copy !req
37. Planet Earth's that way.
Bit of a long walk. Sonic, please!Copy !req
38. Wow!Copy !req
39. Oh, so many years since
I was on another planet.Copy !req
40. Me too.Copy !req
41. Think about it. The Doctor's
been avoiding her, but why?Copy !req
42. Because someone inside UNIT
had to fake the DNA results.Copy !req
43. Colonel Karim. She's in
league with the Shansheeth!Copy !req
44. Not as daft as they look,
for two batty old pensionersCopy !req
45. and a bunch of ASBO kids.Copy !req
46. How on earth did they summon the Doctor?Copy !req
47. They have powers unforeseen.Copy !req
48. Right. First things first.Copy !req
49. We need to clear this place,
seal it off and keep that lot trapped!Copy !req
50. Do you see? We're slap-bang
in the middle of the base.Copy !req
51. There's got to be a way of getting help.Copy !req
52. What's happening?Copy !req
53. Karim's sealed off the entire Funeral Wing.Copy !req
54. We're trapped!Copy !req
55. Hurry, hurry! Follow me!Copy !req
56. Dispense with the coffin.Copy !req
57. Prepare this room for the coalescence!Copy !req
58. Behold. The Memory Weave is ready.Copy !req
59. Soon it will be active.Copy !req
60. Deliver the women into our wings,Copy !req
61. and not even the Doctor will able to
stop the crusade of the Shansheeth!Copy !req
62. There... And there...Copy !req
63. Did it hurt?Copy !req
64. Nah. I mean, the regeneration.Copy !req
65. That last body of yours.Copy !req
66. Was he OK, in the end?Copy !req
67. It always hurts. And there.Copy !req
68. So how did you end up in this place?
The Shansheeth lured me.Copy !req
69. Mighty old battlefield,
just begging to be explored.Copy !req
70. Cos I'm travelling with Amy now,
and Rory. They got married,Copy !req
71. so I dropped them off at a honeymoon planet,
which isn't what you'd think.Copy !req
72. It's not a planet FOR a honeymoon,
it's a planet ON a honeymoon,Copy !req
73. it married an asteroid.Copy !req
74. Then they nicked the Tardis.Copy !req
75. The Shansheeth, not Amy and, uh...Copy !req
76. Fortunately,
I had all this wreckage,Copy !req
77. to build a space swapping
doo-dah thingummy wotsit.Copy !req
78. So you've a married couple in
the Tardis? Mr and Mrs Pond!Copy !req
79. I only left you because I got married.Copy !req
80. Did you think I was stupid?Copy !req
81. Why do you say that?Copy !req
82. Well, I was a bit dumb.Copy !req
83. Still am, I suppose.Copy !req
84. Now what in the world would make
you think that? Ever, ever, ever?Copy !req
85. We'd been travelling down the Amazon
for months, and we reached a villageCopy !req
86. in Cristalino, and it was the
only place in thousands of milesCopy !req
87. that had a telephone, so I called you.Copy !req
88. I just wanted to say hello.Copy !req
89. And they told me that you'd left,Copy !req
90. left UNIT, never came back.
So I waited, and waited.Copy !req
91. Because you said you'd see me again.Copy !req
92. You did, I asked you and
you said yes, you promised.Copy !req
93. So I thought, oh, one day,
I'd hear that sound.Copy !req
94. Deep in the jungle,
I'd hear that funny wheezing noise,Copy !req
95. and a big blue box, right in
the middle of the rainforest.Copy !req
96. Cos he wouldn't just leave.Copy !req
97. Not forever. Not me.Copy !req
98. I've waited my whole silly life... Oh,
but you're an idiot.Copy !req
99. Well, there we have it! No,
but don't you see?Copy !req
100. How could I ever find you?
You've spent the past forty yearsCopy !req
101. living in huts, climbing up trees,
tearing down barricades.Copy !req
102. You've done everything from flying
kites on Kilimanjaro to sailing downCopy !req
103. the Yangtze in a tea chest.
Not even the Tardis could pin you down!Copy !req
104. Hold on, I did sail down the Yangtze
in a tea chest! How did you know?Copy !req
105. And that family!Copy !req
106. All seven kids, twelve grandchildren,
thirteenth on his way.Copy !req
107. He's dyslexic but that'll be fine,
great swimmer.Copy !req
108. So you've been watching me?Copy !req
109. All this time? No.Copy !req
110. Because you're right, I don't look back.Copy !req
111. I can't. But the last time I was dying,
I looked back on all of you.Copy !req
112. Every single one.Copy !req
113. And I was so proud.Copy !req
114. It really is you, isn't it?Copy !req
115. Hello.Copy !req
116. Sorry, but we've got that
lot back at home with the Shansheeth!Copy !req
117. Yes! And I still need you, Jo.Copy !req
118. Now, that bag of yours,
I can smell blackcurrant. Is it buchu oil?Copy !req
119. Hand-picked in Mozambique!Copy !req
120. Oh, perfect! These
circuits need connectivity.Copy !req
121. Wonderful! Little tiddly drop...Copy !req
122. That's it! What a team!Copy !req
123. Hurry, hurry, hurry! Come on!Copy !req
124. Hey, nice, you've got a little den.
What's all the hurry for?Copy !req
125. Pizza, go cold.Copy !req
126. What? I thought you had a plan!Copy !req
127. Shansheeth too scary! We hide!Copy !req
128. No, we've got to do something!Copy !req
129. Yeah, but hiding's not bad,
cos we've got to keep you safe, Clyde.Copy !req
130. See, whatever the Doctor's doing,
he needs you for that body-switcheroo.Copy !req
131. Oh, great, great.
Stuck in Groskeville. Pizza good.Copy !req
132. I can't believe you get
to do this all the time.Copy !req
133. Like aliens and chases and stuff!Copy !req
134. You can talk, Santiago.
You're off to Paraguay and Mount Everest.Copy !req
135. Dude, you just zapped into another planet!Copy !req
136. Yeah, that was pretty cool!Copy !req
137. Yeah, we've been to parallel times,
dream dimensions, limbo.Copy !req
138. And then we go home for tea!Copy !req
139. Yeah, we see all this, then my mum's like,Copy !req
140. "What did you do today?
" I'm like, "Not much."Copy !req
141. - Yeah
- "Went to the library!"Played a bit of footie!"Stayed behind after Drama Club!"Copy !req
142. "Oh, yeah, and I fought off a
platoon of Judoon in my spare time!"Copy !req
143. I've not seen my mum for six months now.Copy !req
144. How come? She's in Japan,
organising a rally.Copy !req
145. I mean, that's great, really good work.Copy !req
146. Yeah, course. Before, she was in Africa,
finding shell-flower plants.Copy !req
147. My father's with the Gay Dads Organisation,Copy !req
148. hiking across Antarctica.Copy !req
149. We haven't all been together
since about... February?Copy !req
150. When are you going
to see them next?Copy !req
151. Soon. I don't know. Soon though.Copy !req
152. What's that? What's happening? Trapped!Copy !req
153. Excellent.Copy !req
154. We've got the Brady Bunch
exactly where we need them.Copy !req
155. Now to apply a little heat.Copy !req
156. 'Internal vents to maximum.'Copy !req
157. Heating! Hot, hot, hot!Copy !req
158. They're trying to boil us!Copy !req
159. And increasing...
The children are irrelevant.Copy !req
160. Not to the Doctor, they're not.Copy !req
161. Wherever he is, he'll be planning revenge.
We need to divert him.Copy !req
162. It won't budge!Copy !req
163. Come on, Groske,
there's got to be a way out!Copy !req
164. No! We die like rotisserie! Well,
you can, but I'm not!Copy !req
165. Sarah Jane? Anyone?Copy !req
166. Doctor? Where are you?Copy !req
167. There! That should work.Copy !req
168. Intergalactic molecular streaming,
with just a hint of blackcurrant.Copy !req
169. But what'll happen to Clyde? No,
no, I've fixed it.Copy !req
170. All I needed was you two. Oil and sonic.Copy !req
171. Now we can go back,
and Clyde can stay where he is.Copy !req
172. Hold tight!Copy !req
173. Get us out of here!Copy !req
174. Sarah Jane!Copy !req
175. Doctor! Oops. Then again,
maybe leaving ClydeCopy !req
176. in the same place wasn't such a good idea.Copy !req
177. Look out, stand back.Copy !req
178. Ah, ventilation shafts!Copy !req
179. That takes me back.
Or even forwards.Copy !req
180. Hurry up! We're getting boiled alive!Copy !req
181. Hold on! We're coming! Don't worry,
Santiago, I'm here!Copy !req
182. You go first, you've got the sonic lip...Copy !req
183. Aaargh!Copy !req
184. Doctor! Jo? Sarah?Copy !req
185. They're roasting us! Let us out!Copy !req
186. Sarah?Copy !req
187. Exactly as predicted.Copy !req
188. Given the choice between saving the world,
or saving the children,Copy !req
189. the Doctor goes the wrong way.Copy !req
190. Oh, I didn't trust you, Colonel,
from the moment I met you.Copy !req
191. Like I care.Copy !req
192. Frankly, I've never met anyone so
staggeringly pious in all my life.Copy !req
193. Now then.Copy !req
194. The chamber's sealed off.Copy !req
195. The Doctor would need half a ton
of dynamite to get through that.Copy !req
196. The Tardis! I never
thought I'd see it again.Copy !req
197. That's what this is all about.Copy !req
198. The Tardis, and you.Copy !req
199. Place them in the Memory Weave.Copy !req
200. And... release.Copy !req
201. Blimey. You really have
changed faces, haven't you?Copy !req
202. I couldn't see you before,
I was too busy swapping.Copy !req
203. Oi, we're still cooking back here!
Where's my gran?Copy !req
204. Right, yes, sorry...Copy !req
205. Um, she's in danger, so,
we'd better... Uh, can't turn round.Copy !req
206. You'll have to shuffle backwards.
Oh, yes, OK. Thank you, Clyde.Copy !req
207. Even your eyes are different.Copy !req
208. It's weird, cos I thought the
eyes would stay the same.Copy !req
209. Can you change colour
or are you always white?Copy !req
210. No, I could be anything.Copy !req
211. And is there a limit? I mean,
how many times can you change? 507. Oh.Copy !req
212. Well, come on then. Tell us!
What exactly does a Memory Weave do?Copy !req
213. Cos I warn you, darling,
the memory's going at my age.Copy !req
214. You need remember only one thing.Copy !req
215. And what's that? The Tardis key.Copy !req
216. The Weave takes the memory out
of your head, and makes it real.Copy !req
217. This device can build a physical
key out of your thoughts.Copy !req
218. And then, we will have access to the Tardis.Copy !req
219. The most miraculous machine
in creation will be ours!Copy !req
220. No!Copy !req
221. They've started.Copy !req
222. No, you can't!Copy !req
223. Ow!Copy !req
224. We have seen so much of death.Copy !req
225. The Shansheeth have presided
over infinite funerals.Copy !req
226. We see the pain and the suffering,
again and again and again.Copy !req
227. But with the Tardis, we can stop this!Copy !req
228. We can intervene to prevent the
loss of life, on a universal scale.Copy !req
229. You're going to stop death?
It is a noble quest.Copy !req
230. To halt the endless,
endless weeping.Copy !req
231. And change the whole of history!Copy !req
232. That's why creatures like you
can't have time machines.Copy !req
233. Because you'll wreck the entire
universe! What did I say?Copy !req
234. Pious! Oh, yeah?Copy !req
235. I'd rather be pious than vile.Copy !req
236. What do you get out of this, Colonel?Copy !req
237. A bigger horizon, Miss Smith.Copy !req
238. The Shansheeth can take me to the stars,Copy !req
239. because there is nothing
left for me here on Earth.Copy !req
240. Not any more.Copy !req
241. Accelerate the Weave!Copy !req
242. Urgh! Aaaargh!Copy !req
243. They've sealed it off! Jo!Copy !req
244. Sarah! Can you hear me?Copy !req
245. They want the key! They've got
the Tardis, and a Memory Weave!Copy !req
246. Too late. Full activation!Copy !req
247. Concentrate! Think of the key!Copy !req
248. Try to find a way in!Copy !req
249. There's nothing. We need a bulldozer.Copy !req
250. I've got the original here.
You can have it if you let them go!Copy !req
251. You let the Doctor inside this
room and he will destroy us.Copy !req
252. Keep going! Think of the Tardis!Copy !req
253. The key. Remember the key!Copy !req
254. Fight it! Try to think of something else!Copy !req
255. I can't! Neither can I!Copy !req
256. It's not shifting!Copy !req
257. The memories coalesce!Copy !req
258. The key! It takes shape.Copy !req
259. Don't! Don't! I can't... stop!Copy !req
260. What do we do, Doctor? What do we do?Copy !req
261. Yes. Because... The Shansheeth are
making them remember... I know!Copy !req
262. Then don't you see? I don't see anything!Copy !req
263. We do the same. Opening comms.
Sarah, Jo? Can you hear me?Copy !req
264. The key! It's almost ready!Copy !req
265. Listen to me. Both of you.
I want you to remember.Copy !req
266. We are doing! That's the trouble!Copy !req
267. No, no, no, no, no.
I want you to remember everything.Copy !req
268. Every single day with me.
Every single second.Copy !req
269. What's he doing?Copy !req
270. Your memories are more powerful
than anything else on this planet.Copy !req
271. Just think of it, Sarah.
Remember it, Jo. But properly!Copy !req
272. Properly! Give the Memory Weave
everything. Every planet.Copy !req
273. Every face. Every madman,
every loss, every sunset,Copy !req
274. every scent, every terror,
every joy.Copy !req
275. Every Doctor.Copy !req
276. Every me. I remember!Copy !req
277. No! Memory Weave overloading!Copy !req
278. I remember!Copy !req
279. We need that key! What is happening?Copy !req
280. - What's happening?
- 'Initial target lost.'Copy !req
281. The device is overloading!Copy !req
282. Too many memories!Copy !req
283. Too many! Reverse it! Bring that key back!Copy !req
284. Come on, all of you, tell them, tell them!Copy !req
285. Think of us, Sarah Jane.Copy !req
286. Remember Maria and her dad,
and all the stuff we did, like the Gorgon.Copy !req
287. And the clowns, and the zodiac!
And the Mona Lisa!Copy !req
288. All of it. All of it!Copy !req
289. Just think, Gran!
All the countries you've been to!Copy !req
290. Every country in the world.Copy !req
291. 'Weave starting to self-destruct.'Copy !req
292. It's blown a circuit!
I can't get out! I've got you!Copy !req
293. Now we're in trouble.
The Weave's going to blow upCopy !req
294. and we can't get them out. What?Copy !req
295. Can't escape! I need the key!Copy !req
296. 'Weave now entering detonation phase!'Copy !req
297. I can't unseal the doors!Copy !req
298. The power line is gone!Copy !req
299. We've drained it.
Doctor! Doctor! I can't get out!Copy !req
300. I can't open it.Copy !req
301. No sonic screwdriver.Copy !req
302. It's inside the Tardis.
And we can't get in, cos guess what?Copy !req
303. We stopped ourselves getting the key.Copy !req
304. Oh, that was cleverl just want to say,
I'm so glad I saw you again.Copy !req
305. I waited all this time.Copy !req
306. And it was worth it. Every second.Copy !req
307. Funny thing is though, your funeral
turns out to be ours instead.Copy !req
308. My funeral?Copy !req
309. Doctor, all of you,
look after Luke for me, please!Copy !req
310. No, no, no, no. But listen. My funeral.Copy !req
311. Don't you see? It's my funeral!Copy !req
312. With a lead-lined coffin!Copy !req
313. Yes! How much time have they got? Big bang,
ten seconds! Come on.Copy !req
314. 10, 9...Copy !req
315. 'Total destruction imminent.'Copy !req
316. ..7,6,5... Hurry up, Gran!Copy !req
317. ..4, 3...Copy !req
318. Wait for me!Copy !req
319. ..2, 1...Copy !req
320. Nooooooo!Copy !req
321. What do you mean, the Mona Lisa?Copy !req
322. Yum. Smells like roast chicken.Copy !req
323. Now then. Smith and Jones.Copy !req
324. The coffin was the trap.
The coffin was the solution.Copy !req
325. That's so neat, I could write a thesis.
Well, come on, then, you two.Copy !req
326. Out you get.Copy !req
327. 'Attention! Temporal
flux escalating in this vicinity!Copy !req
328. 'The Tardis has landed.'Copy !req
329. Woah!Copy !req
330. It's Bannerman Road!Copy !req
331. It's like everything moved.Copy !req
332. I'm never getting used to that.Copy !req
333. Mr Smith, you're in big trouble!
Those Shansheeth were bad!Copy !req
334. 'It transpires, Rani,
that you encountered a rogue element,Copy !req
335. 'and the Wide Wing of the High
Shansheeth Nest sends apologies.'Copy !req
336. No way. On top of everything else,
you've got a talking computer?Copy !req
337. That is it! I'm giving up!Copy !req
338. Still the same old Tardis.Copy !req
339. It doesn't matter what's changed,Copy !req
340. it still smells the same.Copy !req
341. No! I've got to say goodbye,
or else I'd stay with you forever.Copy !req
342. Besides, I probably
couldn't keep up any more.Copy !req
343. Get you into trouble with the Time Lords.Copy !req
344. Yeah, I'd probably better go.
You know me, stuff to do.Copy !req
345. It's daft, though, because we were
both saying, we had this theory.Copy !req
346. That if you ever died,Copy !req
347. we'd feel it, somehow we'd just know.Copy !req
348. But that's just silly, isn't it?Copy !req
349. I don't know. Maybe not.Copy !req
350. Cos between you and me,
if that day ever comes,Copy !req
351. I think the whole universe
might just shiver.Copy !req
352. Whoo! Aaah! Ha-ha!Copy !req
353. Oh, but you should see Japan.
It's amazing. It's like 80% forest.Copy !req
354. It goes on as far as the
eye can see. It's endless.Copy !req
355. It's exactly like you said!Copy !req
356. You live over there, and you're...
Just down there, on the left.Copy !req
357. You save the world, then you just come home.Copy !req
358. Maybe you could do with a bit of that.Copy !req
359. See, we're fighting the
Slitheen and the TricksterCopy !req
360. and you're fighting oil
barons and factories,Copy !req
361. but at the end of the day,
who's waiting for you?Copy !req
362. I think you should start
another protest, mate.Copy !req
363. Except this time, at your mum and dad.Copy !req
364. Or they might find that relations
with Santiago get decidedly 'Chile'.Copy !req
365. Let's pretend I never said that.
That was horrific.Copy !req
366. I'm ashamed of myself. You're right, though.Copy !req
367. Yeah. I think it's time
we made some changes.Copy !req
368. Oh, you.Copy !req
369. You're so beautiful
and so gorgeous.Copy !req
370. And you, oh, you are so willowy!Copy !req
371. Yes, you are.Copy !req
372. Do you know, you are sensational.Copy !req
373. And you, you are so handsome,
and we're so late. Come on!Copy !req
374. We're off to Norway by hovercraft.
Should be fun.Copy !req
375. Easier said than done.Copy !req
376. Bye, everyone.Copy !req
377. Oh, Sarah Jane.Copy !req
378. Find yourself a fellow! Oh... Hang on,
wait a minute, glasses.Copy !req
379. Where did I leave my glasses?Copy !req
380. What? Oh...Copy !req
381. Head, naturally. Bye.Copy !req
382. See you later. See you, guys.Copy !req
383. Do you think there's lots
of Jo Grants out there?Copy !req
384. You know, like the Doctor's old companions?Copy !req
385. I do a little search sometimes.
What do you google? "Tardis"?Copy !req
386. Hey, it works. Well, no, I can't be sure,Copy !req
387. but there's a woman called Tegan,
in Australia,Copy !req
388. fighting for Aboriginal rights.Copy !req
389. There's a Ben and Polly, in India,
running an orphanage there.Copy !req
390. There was Harry. Oh, I loved Harry.
He was a doctor.Copy !req
391. He did such good work with vaccines,
he saved thousands of lives.Copy !req
392. Oh, and there's a
Dorothy something,Copy !req
393. she runs that company, A Charitable Earth.Copy !req
394. She's raised billions.Copy !req
395. And this couple in Cambridge,Copy !req
396. both professors, Ian and Barbara Chesterton.Copy !req
397. Rumour has it, they've never aged,
not since the '60s. I wonder.Copy !req
398. That will be us, one day.Copy !req
399. Still out there, fighting.Copy !req
400. Echoes of the Doctor, all over the world.Copy !req
401. With friends like us,Copy !req
402. he's never going to die, is he?Copy !req
403. Hello? Hello? What's happened?Copy !req
404. Where's Sarah Jane? Where's everybody?Copy !req
405. It's the whole world.
Everybody's gone! What about Mr Smith?Copy !req
406. He's gone blank, like he's
not even in there any more.Copy !req
407. What if it's just the two of us
left in the whole wide world?Copy !req
408. There! What is that?Copy !req
409. It's on every screen!Copy !req