1. 13 Bannerman Road is where Sarah
Jane Smith lives! It's homeCopy !req
2. to things way beyond your imagination.Copy !req
3. There's an extra-terrestrial
super computer in the wall.Copy !req
4. Her son, a genetically-engineered
boy genius.Copy !req
5. A schoolgirl investigator across the road.Copy !req
6. And a whole universe of adventure,
right here on the doorstep.Copy !req
7. Ready? Always.Copy !req
8. My name's Sarah Jane Smith,Copy !req
9. I'm not an amateur,
and I don't think you are either.Copy !req
10. I don't care what you think.Copy !req
11. What's happening is you're
not in charge any more.Copy !req
12. 'I am sorry. You are very ill indeed.'Copy !req
13. You've got your secret attic,
welcome to my secret cellar.Copy !req
14. Yes, you ARE ill! I made you ill.Copy !req
15. Your life essence is delicious.Copy !req
16. And you're just the starter.
Once it's consumed you,Copy !req
17. it'll be big enough to absorb
many more life essences.Copy !req
18. Many, many souls at a time. How?Copy !req
19. What are you going to do? Well,
I'm going to carry on your work.Copy !req
20. Well, with one big difference -
I'll still be tracking aliensCopy !req
21. from the attic, yes, but, um...Copy !req
22. I'm going to help them.Copy !req
23. Help them? How?Copy !req
24. Anyway they like.Copy !req
25. They want all the water? Go ahead,
drink up. Mineral wealth?Copy !req
26. Thataway. Colonise?Copy !req
27. Well, pick a continent.
You'll destroy the planet.Copy !req
28. Eventually, yes.Copy !req
29. But what an exciting
time humanity will have.Copy !req
30. No!Copy !req
31. And I will feed on every drop...Copy !req
32. of their terror and despair.Copy !req
33. I'll get my hair done like
Lady Gaga, all skewiff,Copy !req
34. then dye it streaked.
No way! This is a wind-up.Copy !req
35. I know one when I hear one. SHE LAUGHSCopy !req
36. Oh, the door's open again.
Oi, I'm serious...Copy !req
37. Sarah Jane, tell Rani she's..Copy !req
38. Oh, sorry, Rubes. Where's Sarah Jane?Copy !req
39. Play.Copy !req
40. 'I want you to listen.
Please don't start shouting.Copy !req
41. 'Most important, don't take it out on Ruby.'Copy !req
42. What? No!Copy !req
43. No, oh, please, no.Copy !req
44. 'This life is exciting and wonderful.Copy !req
45. 'But it changes you, and it's hard.
We have a responsibility, all of us.Copy !req
46. 'The biggest responsibility
is knowing when to stop.Copy !req
47. 'So I'm stopping. I've gone.
' What? Gone where?Copy !req
48. 'Ruby is talking my place.
She needs your full trust and support,Copy !req
49. 'and I know you'll be mature
enough to give that to her.Copy !req
50. 'Please don't try and find me.
You've been incredible.Copy !req
51. 'Clyde, Rani, and Ruby defending
the Earth from an attic in Ealing.Copy !req
52. 'What could be better?Copy !req
53. 'Goodbye.'Copy !req
54. That isn't me! That isn't me!Copy !req
55. You knew about this and didn't
tell us? No, Clyde, no!Copy !req
56. You heard what Sarah Jane said.
She wouldn't go and not tell us!Copy !req
57. I tried to talk to her,
but she wouldn't listen. I'm sorry!Copy !req
58. It's not your fault, Ruby. Luke'll know
where she's gone. No, she didn't tell him.Copy !req
59. She knew he would talk her out of it.
Luke doesn't know?Copy !req
60. I don't know what to say.Copy !req
61. Just shut up! Clyde!
I've just got to talk to him.Copy !req
62. Oh...Copy !req
63. I'm almost upsetting myself.Copy !req
64. Enjoying the show?
They'll find a way to stop you.Copy !req
65. Aw...Copy !req
66. The hope of the dying tastes so sweet.Copy !req
67. You've got to get this message,
you've got to help!Copy !req
68. Clyde? Are you OK? You and your stupid
"holiday", you put this in her head!Copy !req
69. Now she's gone, like my dad's gone,
and it's all your fault! But...Copy !req
70. Just stay away from me!Copy !req
71. Oh!Copy !req
72. Sweetheart...Copy !req
73. Rani?Copy !req
74. Whatever's the matter?Copy !req
75. It's Sarah Jane.Copy !req
76. She's gone.Copy !req
77. She's moved away.
What? I only saw her yesterday.Copy !req
78. Well, are you sure, my love?Copy !req
79. She's gone, Mum. And she just
left a message with Ruby.Copy !req
80. What? Moonlight flit? That's not her style.Copy !req
81. She didn't even tell Luke.Copy !req
82. Well, now I know this is rubbish.
Luke's her son.Copy !req
83. The way Sarah Jane looks at Luke...Copy !req
84. Well, it's the same way I
look at you. A mother knows.Copy !req
85. I see you two, having a laugh,
sharing your big secret.Copy !req
86. Don't think I've not noticed.Copy !req
87. You and her, you have something special.Copy !req
88. Sometimes, I get a bit jealous.Copy !req
89. Mum, don't say that.Copy !req
90. But Sarah Jane makes you happy,
and that makes me happy.Copy !req
91. You listen to me, Rani Chandra.
She would never, ever just run off.Copy !req
92. Where's Ruby? 'Clyde.' Tell me.
'I... I cannot comply...Copy !req
93. 'Clyde, I...' Doesn't matter.
Find Sarah Jane. I'm going after her.Copy !req
94. 'I... I cannot com... comply.
' What's wrong with you? 'Letter 2.'Copy !req
95. Mr Smith? 'Letter 2.' What does that mean?Copy !req
96. 'Letter 2.' What,
like the alphabet? The letter B?Copy !req
97. 'Letter 5.Copy !req
98. 'Letter 23.'Copy !req
99. B... E... W...Copy !req
100. Beware! Beware what?Copy !req
101. Clyde, are you OK?Copy !req
102. I was worried. What you said before...Copy !req
103. Forget it, we've got to find Sarah Jane.Copy !req
104. She doesn't want us to find her.Copy !req
105. 'Letter 18... 18.' What was that?Copy !req
106. Mr Smith? What's the matter with you?Copy !req
107. 'There's nothing wrong.
A minor malfunction, now rectified.'Copy !req
108. He was trying to tell me something.
Beware and then letter 18.Copy !req
109. What's letter 18 in the alphabet?
Huh? That's R!Copy !req
110. For Ruby...Copy !req
111. Mr Smith was trying to warn
me it's you. You've done this!Copy !req
112. You made Sarah Jane go.Copy !req
113. Clyde...Copy !req
114. We could've had so much fun together, but I can't have
you running to Rani and I've heard enough from the zylot.Copy !req
115. Shut him down,
Mr White! 'With pleasure.' No!Copy !req
116. Mr Smith! No! Mr Smith!Copy !req
117. Oh, get off me!Copy !req
118. Where is this?Copy !req
119. Take a look.Copy !req
120. Recognise it?Copy !req
121. I think that bit's Finland.Copy !req
122. This was my prison.Copy !req
123. My people exiled me.Copy !req
124. We have a...Copy !req
125. A hunger. Mine was too strong.Copy !req
126. They trapped me here for eternity
with only a game system for company.Copy !req
127. Only now it's my ship.Copy !req
128. This golf ball?Copy !req
129. Well, I reprogrammed the games device.Copy !req
130. It took me a while. A long while.Copy !req
131. Mr White?Copy !req
132. He's a PlayStation?
He's taken me to so many places.Copy !req
133. But don't go looking for them.
They're sadly no longer with us.Copy !req
134. But Sarah Jane scanned you... Ah,
this has a biodamper.Copy !req
135. It screened me.Copy !req
136. Belonged to a previous friend,
God rest her soul.Copy !req
137. Where's Sarah Jane? Ooh!Copy !req
138. She's watching us right now.Copy !req
139. I was going to feed off you, Clyde.Copy !req
140. I wanted your love,
your dependence, your hope.Copy !req
141. And then your despair.Copy !req
142. You can't! Leave him alone.Copy !req
143. 'Now this ship will be your prison, too.'Copy !req
144. No!Copy !req
145. But only for a little while.Copy !req
146. We've only got the air
we came in with and...Copy !req
147. I don't need it.Copy !req
148. Goodbye, Clyde.Copy !req
149. No!Copy !req
150. No, Ruby!Copy !req
151. Come on, Clyde, pick up!
'The number you dialled is not available.Copy !req
152. 'Please try again...'Copy !req
153. Clyde!Copy !req
154. What the hell's going on?Copy !req
155. Suddenly Clyde leaves me a message.
I rush down here and Mum's gone!Copy !req
156. What did you do? I trusted you.Copy !req
157. So it's my fault again!
You and Clyde must've done something...Copy !req
158. You're the one who left her! 'Mistress!'Copy !req
159. Immediate cessation. Stop arguing.
We must locate Mistress Sarah Jane.Copy !req
160. Co-operation between all units essential.Copy !req
161. Sorry, Rani.Copy !req
162. Where's Clyde? We need him.Copy !req
163. K9, can you track Clyde's phone,
tell me where he is?Copy !req
164. Attempting to contact mobile now.Copy !req
165. We'll get him round,
Mum and Dad will be gone for hours.Copy !req
166. Phone out of communication range. However,Copy !req
167. transponder locators
indicate Victus 471.3231.4.Copy !req
168. That's impossible, recalculate.
Calculation confirmed.Copy !req
169. What's the matter? The coordinates
that's space. He's in orbit.Copy !req
170. Help!Copy !req
171. We have to get to the attic, we need
Mr Smith. Wait! Both of you try this.Copy !req
172. Today, Sarah Jane runs
away without saying a word.Copy !req
173. Ruby takes over and Clyde is now in space.
What are the chances of that?Copy !req
174. 0.1%. Which means it's not by chance.Copy !req
175. Which means it's Ruby. And I believed her.Copy !req
176. Ruby!Copy !req
177. She's got Mum and Clyde.
And my mum saw it, we didn't. None of us.Copy !req
178. Have you still got that
photo of Ruby and Mr White?Copy !req
179. Here. K9, scan it.Copy !req
180. Affirmative, Master Luke.Copy !req
181. Scan reveals technology of Mr
White unit is of Qetesh origin.Copy !req
182. What's a Qetesh?
They are called Soul Stealers.Copy !req
183. Skilled in manipulation,
they create heightened emotional statesCopy !req
184. in their victims and
drain their life essence.Copy !req
185. Ruby's a Qetesh! Mum wasn't ill,
Ruby was feeding from her!Copy !req
186. Oh, Luke, I am so sorry.Copy !req
187. She tricked you all, it's not your fault.Copy !req
188. Alert! Image does not show
entirety of Qetesh entity.Copy !req
189. The human part is just the mouth.
Qetesh stomach must be nearby.Copy !req
190. The stomach? Oh, my God! Sarah Jane!Copy !req
191. No...Copy !req
192. 'Oh...'Copy !req
193. I can feel Sarah Jane Smith fading away.Copy !req
194. 'On schedule.' Not long now.Copy !req
195. Rani, get out of my way.
You run in there and she will kill you.Copy !req
196. We need to think, you taught
me to think, use logic! Logic?Copy !req
197. Mr Smith should have seen this!Copy !req
198. Inferior Smith was dominated
by Qetesh "Mr White" unit.Copy !req
199. Typical. Well, can we get
him back on our side?Copy !req
200. Scans reveal that Mr
White unit is a modifiedCopy !req
201. and corrupted holographic
entertainment system.Copy !req
202. Of course. 5D holograms!Copy !req
203. Rani, there never was a meteor or an
invasion, it was all special effects.Copy !req
204. Also, Mr White unit must
control a teleport link.Copy !req
205. Which is how Clyde's got up there. Correct.Copy !req
206. So, Mr White, he's just a games console?
But massively upgraded.Copy !req
207. Can you wipe him, get rid of the upgrades?
Reset him. See? Logic!Copy !req
208. I can transmit a reset codec.Copy !req
209. I can then assume control,
release Mr Smith and rescue Master Clyde.Copy !req
210. Then do it, now!Copy !req
211. Regret. I will need direct
access to transmit signal.Copy !req
212. Oh, no!Copy !req
213. No.Copy !req
214. Wait.Copy !req
215. K9, if we get this close to Mr White,
can you send the signal that way?Copy !req
216. Affirmative. Caution, audio relay not ideal,Copy !req
217. it will take some minutes to complete reset.Copy !req
218. Some minutes. How many's some?
Doesn't matter, let's go. Stop!Copy !req
219. She'll know something's
up if you walk in there!Copy !req
220. You can't... It's the only way,
or Clyde and Sarah Jane will die.Copy !req
221. Rani, Sarah Jane, Luke...Copy !req
222. My time's almost up.Copy !req
223. It'll soon be over.
But you'll find the phone.Copy !req
224. Sarah Jane, you're the best.Copy !req
225. Don't ever beat yourself up about this, OK?Copy !req
226. I've had the best time.Copy !req
227. And tell Mum I had to go away,
tell her I'm sorry...Copy !req
228. And Luke?Copy !req
229. Best mates, forever, yeah?Copy !req
230. Rani...Copy !req
231. you're brilliant.Copy !req
232. I always...Copy !req
233. I always...Copy !req
234. Rani. How's Clyde?Copy !req
235. How's everything?Copy !req
236. Clyde's not good with his emotions.
You know what blokes are like.Copy !req
237. Come here, Ruby, I need a hug. Oh!Copy !req
238. I thought you'd blame me.
I'd never blame you.Copy !req
239. You know we'll always be mates.Copy !req
240. Clyde's just a bit touchy,
cos of his dad. Look...Copy !req
241. I could do with a girly chat,
though. Oh, OK.Copy !req
242. How are you holding up?
It must be really hard on you.Copy !req
243. Oh, the shock of it.Copy !req
244. She just sprang it on me last night,
I've hardly slept.Copy !req
245. And I bet she didn't give you much choice.
You know Sarah Jane.Copy !req
246. I keep hoping she'll suddenly
walk through the door, but...Copy !req
247. if it really is me in charge, then, um...Copy !req
248. I'm going to need you, Rani.Copy !req
249. Oh, Ruby...Copy !req
250. Oh! Oh, come on.Copy !req
251. There, there, it'll be all right.Copy !req
252. You and me...Copy !req
253. And Clyde.Copy !req
254. And Clyde... of course.Copy !req
255. There's something else.
I can say it, now she's gone.Copy !req
256. Don't tell Clyde.Copy !req
257. I prefer you to Sarah Jane.
You're going to be so much more fun.Copy !req
258. With Sarah Jane,
it was just rules, rules, rules!Copy !req
259. Don't wander off, do your homework.
You know, to be honest,Copy !req
260. it's a relief she's gone.
Oh, Rani. That's so sweet.Copy !req
261. You shouldn't say things like that.Copy !req
262. Because they're not
very convincing!Copy !req
263. Agh! Oh!Copy !req
264. Right, I enjoyed you having to do that.Copy !req
265. Now you're going to tell me why!Copy !req
266. K9, now, it has to be now!Copy !req
267. Contact!Copy !req
268. 'Contact.Copy !req
269. 'Factory settings restored.'Copy !req
270. Clever... little girl!Copy !req
271. Get Clyde down! Teleport,
now! Teleportation in ten seconds.Copy !req
272. Oh, Rani... Mummy will be so upset.Copy !req
273. Clyde!Copy !req
274. Stay away from her!Copy !req
275. I know you'll never fire that. Course not.Copy !req
276. I just want you standing there.
Mr Smith, Containment Vortex now!Copy !req
277. A force field, how quaint.Copy !req
278. Don't think this is going
to hold me for long.Copy !req
279. Thank you, thank you, thank you.Copy !req
280. Rani, I love you.Copy !req
281. Mr White, my mum, where is she?Copy !req
282. 'Your mother's in the cellar
at Number 46, Old Forest Road.'Copy !req
283. Eugh, that must be Ruby's stomach.Copy !req
284. Mum! Her what?Copy !req
285. My stomach!Copy !req
286. 'Vortex compromised.' Better start running.Copy !req
287. 'Vortex compromised!'Copy !req
288. Get over there, I'll deal with her.Copy !req
289. Luke Smith, you really
are your mother's son.Copy !req
290. But it changes nothing.Copy !req
291. She's finished! Clyde and Rani are next,Copy !req
292. and then I'm coming for you.
'Containment Vortex critical.'Copy !req
293. Mine, I think.Copy !req
294. BUZZ! Agh!Copy !req
295. No chance! Give it up, now!Copy !req
296. 'I have blocked all teleport transmissions.'Copy !req
297. Well, I can still use my legs.
My power is growingCopy !req
298. and soon no-one on this
planet will be safe from me!Copy !req
299. Mr Smith, what she said! Her power's
growing, so it's not ready yet.Copy !req
300. 'I do not understand you, Luke.'Copy !req
301. Both of you, give me everything
you've got on Qetesh!Copy !req
302. The way they feed, the stomach.
Mr White, clear hologram channelsCopy !req
303. for emergency transmission.Copy !req
304. Sarah Jane!Copy !req
305. Get back! Oh, oh...Copy !req
306. I knew...Copy !req
307. Oh, I knew you could do it.Copy !req
308. We're getting out of here! I'm afraid not!Copy !req
309. This is where the adventure ends.
Yours, not mine.Copy !req
310. I wouldn't normally do this,
but for you three...Copy !req
311. it'll be a pleasure.Copy !req
312. Direct absorption of living flesh.Copy !req
313. Goodbye, Sarah Jane Smith!Copy !req
314. Qetesh! This is your one and only warning.Copy !req
315. Luke! Leave this planet now!Copy !req
316. And here's sonny boy.Copy !req
317. Are you threatening me? You're nothing!Copy !req
318. Come and join the feast!Copy !req
319. Mr White, hologram program now!Copy !req
320. Of course Sarah
Jane hasn't run off.Copy !req
321. Bet Rani's with her and Langer right now,
doing whatever it is they do.Copy !req
322. Haresh!Copy !req
323. Get down!Copy !req
324. Agh!Copy !req
325. You wanted thrills, Qetesh? Here they are!Copy !req
326. Mr White's sending out a hologram! Everyone on
Earth is seeing your meteor coming right to them!Copy !req
327. Millions of them. He's giving
it everything he's got!Copy !req
328. And you're giving her what
she wants! But too much!Copy !req
329. An emotional surge from six
billion people all in one go.Copy !req
330. It's overwhelming her.Copy !req
331. Feedback from the whole world.Copy !req
332. Starter, main course,
pudding, everything at once.Copy !req
333. You've been super-sized!Copy !req
334. It's going to splurge, I know it.
It's going to splurge!Copy !req
335. Ah! Oh, ah! Agh!Copy !req
336. Everything you've taken from my mum,
she's getting it back!Copy !req
337. Thank you, Rani. Hello, Luke. Welcome home!Copy !req
338. You aced it, Lukeyboy! Oh, look.Copy !req
339. It didn't splurge!Copy !req
340. OK.Copy !req
341. It did.Copy !req
342. Ruby... You made a big mistake coming here.Copy !req
343. What we do, it isn't for thrills.
It's not yours to take.Copy !req
344. Sarah Jane...Copy !req
345. I underestimated you. No.
You know me inside out.Copy !req
346. I knew I could rely on
Luke and Rani and Clyde.Copy !req
347. I could always rely on them.Copy !req
348. But my hunger, I need to feed.
I can't help the way I am.Copy !req
349. Yeah, but you didn't have to enjoy it so
much. I wish I could help you. But I can't.Copy !req
350. What are you going to do to me?Copy !req
351. That teleport bracelet, a link to your prison?
Where your people judged you should be.Copy !req
352. Who am I to question their judgment?Copy !req
353. No, no, don't send me
back into the darkness.Copy !req
354. Please, you understand!Copy !req
355. I can't be alone, you know what that's like!Copy !req
356. Don't fall for it, Sarah Jane. Oh, Rani!Copy !req
357. I wasn't born yesterday.Copy !req
358. This isn't the end.
I'll make you regret this!Copy !req
359. You will suffer for this, Sarah Jane Smith!Copy !req
360. 'Gravity lock disengaging.'Copy !req
361. This world will suffer!Copy !req
362. Right, Mr White is going
straight into the safe.Copy !req
363. Can't I keep him? He's just a flashy
games console now. Nice try. No.Copy !req
364. No, Mum. I didn't see anything.Copy !req
365. Probably just an advert or something.Copy !req
366. One of those new 3D games.
Yeah! I'll be home soon, I promise.Copy !req
367. Bye! 3D games? I like that.
Get Mr Smith to do a cover story.Copy !req
368. 'I take it I the combined efforts
of myself and K9 were satisfactory?'Copy !req
369. You called him K9!
'He's not so bad after all.Copy !req
370. 'I've met worse.
It is an equitable arrangement.'Copy !req
371. Get a room, boys!Copy !req
372. All of you saved me.Copy !req
373. Every single one of you played a part.Copy !req
374. Thank you. But don't think
you're having an easy ride.Copy !req
375. We've got a planet to protect.
You sure you're up to it?Copy !req
376. Oh, Clyde. With a team like this? Yeah,
I think I can go on forever.Copy !req
377. Oh,
that's our ride. Ride where?Copy !req
378. Pizza, cinema, whatever you like.
I think we've earned one night off.Copy !req
379. 'Goodbye, Sarah Jane.'Copy !req
380. Lukeyboy.Copy !req
381. 'Yes, there are amazing things
up there in the universe.Copy !req
382. 'But they've got some very stiff
competition down here on Earth.'Copy !req