1. 13 Bannerman Road is where Sarah
Jane Smith lives! It's homeCopy !req
2. to things way beyond your imagination.Copy !req
3. There's an extra-terrestrial
super computer in the wall.Copy !req
4. Her son, a genetically-engineered
boy genius.Copy !req
5. A schoolgirl investigator across the road.Copy !req
6. And a whole universe of adventure,
right here on the doorstep.Copy !req
7. Ready? Always.Copy !req
8. Meteor redirected to these co-ordinates.Copy !req
9. Strong possibility of germ pathogens.Copy !req
10. We've got to neutralise it!Copy !req
11. Rani, bio-coolant! Clyde, thermo-clamps!Copy !req
12. Go, go, go!Copy !req
13. If it splits opens, the germs will escape!
We've got to be quick!Copy !req
14. Just in time. Rani? On it!Copy !req
15. Agh! Whoa! What was that?Copy !req
16. It's reading all clear?Copy !req
17. I didn't do anything!Copy !req
18. There's something there!Copy !req
19. What are you doing here? Saving the world.Copy !req
20. All in a day's work. Goodbye!Copy !req
21. No, wait! Who are you?Copy !req
22. She's exactly like you!Copy !req
23. She's bad news, whoever she is.Copy !req
24. Last thing we need is amateurs!
She looked pretty professional to me.Copy !req
25. She must've detected the meteor,
so she has alien tech.Copy !req
26. Plus she knew what she was doing.
Well, I'll get Mr Smith on the case.Copy !req
27. We'll find her.Copy !req
28. Wait, wait, wait. What did I just see?Copy !req
29. We've found her.Copy !req
30. What?Copy !req
31. There was a big furniture
van out there the other day.Copy !req
32. Wonder Woman's moved in down the road?Copy !req
33. Agh, you left the hand brake off!Copy !req
34. Must be getting old.Copy !req
35. So what now? Well... we find out
exactly what's going on here.Copy !req
36. We need to talk.Copy !req
37. You followed me? We only live over there!Copy !req
38. Like I care, get lost!Copy !req
39. Not... good enough!Copy !req
40. Ah!Copy !req
41. Get out of my house! I've been
doorstepping since I was 19.Copy !req
42. You don't really want to do that.Copy !req
43. Not with alien technology
lying about the place.Copy !req
44. You have no idea what
you're getting into here!Copy !req
45. Or you wouldn't be bringing kids with you.Copy !req
46. Wherever I go, they go.Copy !req
47. You get one minute. What's your name?Copy !req
48. What's yours? Ruby White.Copy !req
49. Put that down! Who d'you think you are?Copy !req
50. You used a bio-coolant spray on a meteor you
couldn't have known had fallen to Earth.Copy !req
51. To destroy germs you couldn't
have known it contained.Copy !req
52. Would you like to explain?
All of which equally applies to you.Copy !req
53. Don't think I haven't met amateurs before.Copy !req
54. Why this house?Copy !req
55. Why move here?Copy !req
56. This area -Copy !req
57. they call it the Ealing Triangle.Copy !req
58. Trueman, the astrologer, happened here.Copy !req
59. The Bubbleshock factory, ten minutes away.Copy !req
60. Reports of
rhinos in police cars.Copy !req
61. Alien plant life, shall I go on?Copy !req
62. How very peculiar.Copy !req
63. Your little cub reporters not taking notes?Copy !req
64. My name's Sarah Jane Smith.Copy !req
65. I'm not an amateur.
I don't think you are either.Copy !req
66. I don't care what you think.
Your minute's up. Get out.Copy !req
67. Now!Copy !req
68. 'Ruby Ann White. First class
degree in biophysics from Oxford,Copy !req
69. 'attached to the Auckland Institute,
recently returned from New Zealand.'Copy !req
70. OK, save the rest for later.Copy !req
71. You got to admit, she sounds kosher.
Yeah, just like us, except ruder.Copy !req
72. Sarah Jane? Hmm? Oh, sorry.
What were we talking about?Copy !req
73. Er... Ruby White? Oh, sorry.
I was miles away.Copy !req
74. So what do we do about her?
What she wants. We stay away.Copy !req
75. Yeah, but we keep our eyes open.Copy !req
76. Right, you two, home, it's been a long day.Copy !req
77. You OK, Sarah Jane? Fine. Bye!Copy !req
78. No, this one. Oh! Huh?Copy !req
79. Did you see that face, then? So cheeky.Copy !req
80. - Ooh! Hello, new neighbour!
- Hello.Copy !req
81. Hello, afternoon.Copy !req
82. Ooh, charming. Frosty the Snow-woman.Copy !req
83. Yeah, maybe she's got her reasons.Copy !req
84. Somebody knows something.
Went round there the other day. Oh?Copy !req
85. Just to say hello. Hello, Clyde.Copy !req
86. Secret new friend, why wasn't I invited?Copy !req
87. She's not the friendly type. .. Hello, sir.Copy !req
88. You know, I'm still not feeling the yellow.Copy !req
89. - It was Gita's idea!
- It's like summer all year round.Copy !req
90. Number 46, is she? I've always
wanted to look in there,Copy !req
91. but she was a right ratbag,
that old Mrs Kuthrapali.Copy !req
92. Gita! The woman's only been dead a month!Copy !req
93. Afternoon, Sarah. Oh, hi!Copy !req
94. Can't stop. Have to put Luke's tea on.
Is Luke back? Rani didn't say.Copy !req
95. What?Copy !req
96. No, no, he's not back...Copy !req
97. Sorry, excuse me.Copy !req
98. Oh, shall I go over?Copy !req
99. No, Mum, leave her alone.
Clyde, we need to pick up that stuff.Copy !req
100. Bye.Copy !req
101. Come on, Haresh.Copy !req
102. Look, I know she's been acting a bit weird,
but that was off the scale!Copy !req
103. And now she's left the door open!Copy !req
104. You know what, she needs a holiday.Copy !req
105. You're right, let's tell her.Copy !req
106. No wait! You hang back
five minutes, I'll do it.Copy !req
107. Mum, is something wrong? No,
nothing, just wanted a chat.Copy !req
108. Missing you. Already? It's only been
a couple of hours since you called.Copy !req
109. Well, Mum's prerogative.
How's... Oh, whatshisname, metal dog?Copy !req
110. You mean K9? Yeah, he's good.
Mum, are you sure you're all right?Copy !req
111. Yes, I'm absolutely fine!Copy !req
112. Hey, Rani! Hi, Luke.Copy !req
113. Don't worry, I'm keeping your mum
out of trouble. Oh, tough job.Copy !req
114. Listen, I said I'd meet Sanjay
back at the Union, gotta go.Copy !req
115. See you later, bye.Copy !req
116. Love you.Copy !req
117. Right, what can I do you for?
You are not all right, Sarah Jane.Copy !req
118. Oh, yeah, I've been waiting for this, Rani.Copy !req
119. I forget something, I make a silly mistake,Copy !req
120. and you blow it into this big disaster...Copy !req
121. No, I'm not even going to try.Copy !req
122. Hey, you're missing Luke?Copy !req
123. Yes, of course, but it's not just that.Copy !req
124. It's like... I can't concentrate.Copy !req
125. When was the last time you took
a holiday, a proper holiday?Copy !req
126. I love my work, I don't need one.
When was the last time?Copy !req
127. Look, I can't put a sign on
the dark side of the moon,Copy !req
128. "Oh, don't invade this week,
cos Old Smith, she's on her hols."Copy !req
129. Go and see Luke just for a few days.
He only lives an hour down the road.Copy !req
130. 'RED ALERT! RED ALERT!'Copy !req
131. Mr Smith, report! 'Spacecraft
approaching the solar system!'Copy !req
132. Get it on the screen!Copy !req
133. 'Scanning. No visual contact.Copy !req
134. 'Suggest intruders are using shields.'Copy !req
135. Bring up their data traces, quick!Copy !req
136. A fleet! Moving in to attack!Copy !req
137. 'Inference. Invasion of earth.' Identify!Copy !req
138. Whoa!Copy !req
139. The Dark Horde! Oh, bad news...Copy !req
140. They've never come this near to Earth.Copy !req
141. 'Their ships are undetectable
by human technol...Copy !req
142. 'ALERT - our scan beam is being traced!
' Well, switch it off!Copy !req
143. 'Too late, they have located us.
Dark Horde strategyCopy !req
144. 'will be to neutralise any
technology considered a threat.'Copy !req
145. I know them and what they did
on the Kravasta colonies...Copy !req
146. They'll be coming straight for us!Copy !req
147. 'A teleport beam is
locking down on the attic.Copy !req
148. 'I can divert it, but not reverse it.'Copy !req
149. Bring them down in the nearest
uninhabited area! 'Complying.'Copy !req
150. And contact UNIT! 'All
transmissions are now blocked!'Copy !req
151. What, we're on our own? Oh, well,
life was getting boring anyway.Copy !req
152. Rani, take that!Copy !req
153. Clyde...Copy !req
154. Your hour has come! What are you doing?Copy !req
155. Our job is to protect this planet!
By any means! Are you serious?Copy !req
156. More than I've ever been.
You're going to let him fire that?Copy !req
157. Sarah Jane, this is not like you! Oh,
stop talking and MOVE!Copy !req
158. How many do you think there are?
Should we split up? No! Stay close.Copy !req
159. They're down, three of them, advance party.Copy !req
160. They'll knock us out, then fortify.Copy !req
161. Whoa! Down, down!Copy !req
162. They're coming! They won't kill
us till they've scanned us.Copy !req
163. First indigenous specimens.
They're scare tactics.Copy !req
164. The scare tactics are working!
We need them close.Copy !req
165. They're ruthlessly logical.Copy !req
166. This Scanblind will overload their sensors.Copy !req
167. They'll think we're tougher,
they withdraw - simple! Use it!Copy !req
168. Close enough! Need to activate it.
Clyde, the sonic!Copy !req
169. I don't have it! I told you to bring it!Copy !req
170. You said bring this! What good's that?
It's not even charged!Copy !req
171. What's Plan B?Copy !req
172. There is no plan B! Oh, I've got us killed.Copy !req
173. Scan complete.Copy !req
174. Inferiors. Eliminate!Copy !req
175. I'm so sorry. Oh, Luke.Copy !req
176. Dark Horde Warriors!Copy !req
177. You got it wrong, boys! Scan over here...Copy !req
178. Wait till you see what I've got for you!Copy !req
179. Clyde! Rani! Trust me!Copy !req
180. Clyde, left! Rani, right!Copy !req
181. Catch!Copy !req
182. When I shout, press the buttons!Copy !req
183. Trust me!Copy !req
184. Inferiors. Eliminate! Now!Copy !req
185. Is everyone all right? What did you just do?Copy !req
186. You mean, what did we do?Copy !req
187. 'Dark Horde fleet retreating.' What's that?Copy !req
188. 'I'm an artificial intelligence.
Hello.' Hello.Copy !req
189. Somebody explain. 'With your help,
I reflected back to the HordeCopy !req
190. 'an image of a slightly
stronger version of themselves.Copy !req
191. 'Their logical reaction was to flee.
' Cool! Should call him Mr White!Copy !req
192. Ruby, you saved our lives,
you saved the Earth! You are amazing!Copy !req
193. No, I've been doing my research.
If anyone's amazing,Copy !req
194. it's you, Sarah Jane.
Rani Chandra, Clyde Langer,Copy !req
195. thank you both. I don't think we
were properly introduced last time,Copy !req
196. which is my fault, jumping to conclusions.Copy !req
197. You're no amateurs.Copy !req
198. If that handshake is still
on offer, Sarah Jane?Copy !req
199. Welcome to the attic!Copy !req
200. Wow, this is incredible!Copy !req
201. 'And rather unexpected.
' Ruby White, say hello to Mr Smith!Copy !req
202. She's a friend. Mr Smith, wow, hello!Copy !req
203. Makes my revelation less impressive.
Nah, he's good - pocket-sized!Copy !req
204. Mr White, I like that -
reminds me of my dad.Copy !req
205. Where did you get him? New Zealand,
dredged him out of a swamp.Copy !req
206. I couldn't turn him in.
They'd use him as a weapon of war.Copy !req
207. Mr Smith, meet Mr White! 'Hello, Mr Smith.'Copy !req
208. 'You're certainly the most agreeable
artificial intelligence I've metCopy !req
209. 'since I've been on this planet.
You're not so bad yourself, Smithy.'Copy !req
210. There's so much out there.Copy !req
211. Alien civilisations. When I was a kid,Copy !req
212. I never dreamed the universe could
be so strange and beautiful. Finally,Copy !req
213. people I can talk to about this.
It's like a dream.Copy !req
214. Well, welcome to the club.Copy !req
215. I really like her. Yeah, me too!Copy !req
216. She's so much like Sarah Jane.
Cooler car, though.Copy !req
217. This is proper good news.
We've got a new mate.Copy !req
218. Sarah Jane's got someone to take the
pressure off. Isn't that what we're for?Copy !req
219. Oh, I love Clyde and Rani.
They're great kids, but...Copy !req
220. they're a different generation.
I could do with a grown-up friend.Copy !req
221. I need a friend too.
I got you so wrong the other day.Copy !req
222. My big mouth. No, no,
you were right about one thing.Copy !req
223. I put children in danger.
Today I nearly got them killed.Copy !req
224. Sonic lipstick, which I
take everywhere with me.Copy !req
225. Except this afternoon,
when I really needed it.Copy !req
226. Sonic lipstick?Copy !req
227. Well,
now I really feel inadequate.Copy !req
228. You've led a normal life.Copy !req
229. Nothing's been normal for me.Copy !req
230. I was 23, thought I knew it all.Copy !req
231. Just another day, chasing a story,
trying to make my name.Copy !req
232. Then my world turned upside down.Copy !req
233. Oh, no. What happened?Copy !req
234. I met him, didn't I?
The man who changed my life.Copy !req
235. Who's that? He's...Copy !req
236. Erm...Copy !req
237. Oh, it's... the Doctor.. Yes, the Doctor!Copy !req
238. I'm terrible with names,
too, it's no big deal.Copy !req
239. The man who changed my life.
Who's that? He's...Copy !req
240. Erm... Oh, it's... the Doctor.
Yes... the Doctor!Copy !req
241. I'm terrible with names, too. Finish replay.Copy !req
242. How could I forget his name,
even for a second?Copy !req
243. How could I?Copy !req
244. Mr Smith. I want a full medi-scan.Copy !req
245. 'Of Ruby?' Of me.Copy !req
246. Do it! 'Complying.'Copy !req
247. 'Compiling scan data.'Copy !req
248. 'Sarah Jane, I do not know how to...
.' Well, just tell me!Copy !req
249. 'There is evidence of
deterioration of brain tissue,Copy !req
250. 'cognitive dysfunction,Copy !req
251. 'impaired reaction times.Copy !req
252. 'Damage is not serious,
but it cannot be treated.Copy !req
253. 'I am sorry, you are very ill indeed.'Copy !req
254. Listen, in my current condition,
should I be given a positionCopy !req
255. of responsibility and authority
over other people's lives?Copy !req
256. 'Sarah Jane, it is not my...
' I want an answer!Copy !req
257. 'No.'Copy !req
258. Thank you, Mr Smith.Copy !req
259. So... no-one's irreplaceable.Copy !req
260. Try it, it won't bite!Copy !req
261. It pongs, though!Copy !req
262. Are you sure about this, Ru?Copy !req
263. Mum, it's only one lesson!Copy !req
264. Bye, Mrs Chandra!Copy !req
265. Oh, Ru, call me Gita! Call me Ruby.Copy !req
266. Ruby... I can't do this any more.Copy !req
267. What? Don't be stupid! Mr Smith scanned me.Copy !req
268. Second best doctor I know.Copy !req
269. I'm getting old, it's too much for me.Copy !req
270. Ruby, look at my hands!Copy !req
271. You need to calm down.
Now, listen! I am ill.Copy !req
272. My life has made me ill.
I'm old and I'm tired and... I'm dangerous.Copy !req
273. I nearly got Clyde and Rani killed and... no!Copy !req
274. That must never happen again.Copy !req
275. No, it's over. I'm over.
My story is finished.Copy !req
276. But this planet,
it needs someone to protect it.Copy !req
277. Are you that person?
Are you the woman I think you are?Copy !req
278. You want me to take over?Copy !req
279. You're so much like I used to be.Copy !req
280. Wait, we need to stop and think. We do
not have time and don't need to think.Copy !req
281. You're the only other person
in the world who could do this.Copy !req
282. I wouldn't ask unless I was completely sure.Copy !req
283. If you agree, you get this house,
you get Mr Smith,Copy !req
284. you get Clyde, Rani,
you get everything. Yes or no?Copy !req
285. I can't suddenly decide
something this big. Yes or no!Copy !req
286. Yes. Right.Copy !req
287. Well, I'm leaving right now.
You can't be serious!Copy !req
288. I have to. If I don't, I'll change my mind.Copy !req
289. Well, what about Luke?
Doesn't need me any more.Copy !req
290. He's got his own life and I
won't be a burden to him.Copy !req
291. It's harsh, but this life is harsh.Copy !req
292. Just remember... One day,
this'll happen to you.Copy !req
293. So, it's a deal?Copy !req
294. It's a deal.Copy !req
295. Right.Copy !req
296. Mr Smith...Copy !req
297. program Alpha three, you delete
my voice from the command program.Copy !req
298. Your orders now come from Ruby White.Copy !req
299. 'Do you think that is wise,
Sarah Jane?' It's an order!Copy !req
300. My last order.Copy !req
301. 'Con... confirmed.'Copy !req
302. So, Sarah Jane...Copy !req
303. what are you going to do with yourself now?Copy !req
304. Oh, no plans. I'm just going to drive offCopy !req
305. and see where I end up.Copy !req
306. Well, um...Copy !req
307. It's all yours.Copy !req
308. Keys.Copy !req
309. And the watch.Copy !req
310. Oh, yes...Copy !req
311. I mustn't forget this.Copy !req
312. Yes, now you've got everything.Copy !req
313. Thank you. Oh...Copy !req
314. Oh, are you OK?Copy !req
315. I'm fine!Copy !req
316. We're all going to miss you, Sarah Jane.Copy !req
317. Me and all your little chums.Copy !req
318. Wonderful, brilliant Rani
and amazing, plucky Clyde.Copy !req
319. Oh, and your son!Copy !req
320. Lukey wukey pukey.Copy !req
321. But you don't want these.Copy !req
322. Your mind's made up.
No looking back, no goodbyes.Copy !req
323. You're a hard woman, Sarah Jane!Copy !req
324. What am I going to tell
those poor, poor kids?Copy !req
325. Wait, I can't think.
No time to think, you said.Copy !req
326. No-one's going to change your mind,
least of all me.Copy !req
327. No, I can't leave. You can't? Not like this.Copy !req
328. I didn't even say goodbye to Luke!Copy !req
329. It's the way you wanted it.Copy !req
330. Mr Smith, get Luke on the screen.Copy !req
331. Mr Smith!Copy !req
332. He's not answering!Copy !req
333. Oh, silly me.Copy !req
334. Your voice has been erased from
the command program, hasn't it?Copy !req
335. Yes, Ruby, please, patch me back in,
I must talk to my son.Copy !req
336. No. What? Ruby, please.Copy !req
337. What's happening?Copy !req
338. What's happening is you're
not in charge any more.Copy !req
339. You gave me these.Copy !req
340. You gave me this place.Copy !req
341. And you gave me yourself.Copy !req
342. Well, what's left of you. Ruby, no.
Oh, ssh, ssh, don't struggle.Copy !req
343. Where...? Where are we?
You've got your secret attic.Copy !req
344. Welcome to my secret cellar.Copy !req
345. What is that?Copy !req
346. You mean over there?Copy !req
347. That's my stomach.Copy !req
348. And it's hungry for your soul.Copy !req
349. Yes, you are ill.Copy !req
350. I made you ill. I've been draining you dry.Copy !req
351. Sucking your life force,
every time we met, drop by drop.Copy !req
352. Would you like to see? Ruby,
please! Ruby, no! Ruby!Copy !req
353. What are you?Copy !req
354. I am Qetesh,Copy !req
355. my race devours the excitement
and excesses of life,Copy !req
356. the adventures, the terrors, the thrills!Copy !req
357. That's why I came for you.Copy !req
358. Yours is the most exciting
life on the planet.Copy !req
359. I trusted you.Copy !req
360. Well...Copy !req
361. I did my homework.Copy !req
362. A meteor, playing hard to get,
saving you from the Dark Horde.Copy !req
363. Oh, you saw yourself in me
and so did Clyde and Rani.Copy !req
364. Yeah, well, they'll find me.Copy !req
365. Hmm, no. Right now,
Mr White is back in the atticCopy !req
366. preparing a very,
very touching farewell message.Copy !req
367. Clyde and Rani will believe you've gone,
because you're going to tell them. No!Copy !req
368. You handed me your life.Copy !req
369. Now my stomach can drain you directly.Copy !req
370. Soon it will drain you completely,
and then my adventure begins!Copy !req
371. I will feast on this world.Copy !req
372. Soon no-one on this planet
will be safe from me.Copy !req
373. Ruby is taking my place.Copy !req
374. You put this in her head and she's gone,
like my dad! It's your fault!Copy !req
375. That isn't me!Copy !req
376. I'm almost upsetting myself.Copy !req
377. You've got to get this message,
you've got to help!Copy !req
378. She would never, ever just run off.Copy !req
379. 'Unit is of Qetesh origin.'Copy !req
380. It's the only way or Clyde
and Sarah Jane will die.Copy !req