1. 13 Bannerman Road is
where Sarah Jane Smith lives.Copy !req
2. And it's home to things
way beyond your imagination.Copy !req
3. There's an extra-terrestrial super
computer in the wallCopy !req
4. a genetically engineered
boy genius in the attic.Copy !req
5. a schoolgirl investigator acrossCopy !req
6. the road and a whole
universe of adventureCopy !req
7. right here on the doorstepCopy !req
8. Ready? Always.Copy !req
9. His name is Peter Dalton,
we're getting married.Copy !req
10. There's something so weird about
all of this. Stop this wedding now!Copy !req
11. Get away from him!
You're mine, Sarah Jane Smith,Copy !req
12. forever.Copy !req
13. Sarah! Doctor!Copy !req
14. Sarah!Copy !req
15. Sarah! No!Copy !req
16. Mum! Dad!Copy !req
17. Hold on! Everyone, hold on!Copy !req
18. Luke Smith!Copy !req
19. Doctor? That's me.Copy !req
20. Good to meet you in the flesh!Copy !req
21. What happened?Copy !req
22. Mum and the Trickster?Copy !req
23. Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, listen,
everything will be OK.Copy !req
24. I can find Sarah,
I can bring her back. I promise.Copy !req
25. But I need you to be strong for me,
just like you were before.Copy !req
26. I know you can do it! Who are you?Copy !req
27. Hello, Clyde!Copy !req
28. And that will be Rani!Copy !req
29. What?Copy !req
30. How d'you know my name?Copy !req
31. Wait a moment. You must be...
it's you, isn't it? That's me.Copy !req
32. The Doctor! That's him.Copy !req
33. I hope you're as good
as Sarah Jane says you are.Copy !req
34. Well, you know journalists,
always exaggerating.Copy !req
35. but, yeah,
I'm pretty amazing on a good day.Copy !req
36. Master! Query.
Where is Mistress Sarah Jane?Copy !req
37. K9! Did you miss me!Copy !req
38. Did you miss me, eh?Copy !req
39. Repeat. Whereabouts of Sarah Jane?
Where is she?Copy !req
40. Where are we?Copy !req
41. There's been a dimensional shift.Copy !req
42. been left behind.
There's nothing out there.Copy !req
43. I said, all along, I knew there was
something wrong about all of this!Copy !req
44. And what exactly is going on?
I'll explain later.Copy !req
45. Where's Sarah Jane?Copy !req
46. Sh! Here's the answer
to all your questions.Copy !req
47. Yes, that was the Trickster.
Yes, we're trapped.Copy !req
48. Yes, I'm the only one who
can get us out of the trap.Copy !req
49. Yes, I'm gonna bring Sarah Jane and
your mum and dad and all the othersCopy !req
50. back safe. But I can't do any of it
without you.Copy !req
51. You... you need us?
Just like Sarah Jane needs you.Copy !req
52. My mum and dad, where are they?Copy !req
53. Just go along with him, Rani,
I saw him save the world.Copy !req
54. You helped me save the world, Lukey boy.
Right, come on, we can use the Tardis.Copy !req
55. I assume everybody knows what the Tardis is,
unless you've really not been paying attention. And!Copy !req
56. Allons-y!Copy !req
57. Oh, no, no, no, no!
It was there!Copy !req
58. It was right there!Copy !req
59. Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
60. That noise. I've heard it before!Copy !req
61. That was me, trying to break
through. Got knocked backCopy !req
62. by the Trickster. 'Temporal schism
is preventing Tardis materialisation.'Copy !req
63. Wait a minute. That's the Tardis?Copy !req
64. It's just a wooden box!Copy !req
65. Come on.Copy !req
66. You can do it.
More power! Come on!Copy !req
67. OK, got no Tardis.Copy !req
68. It can't materialise here
until time moves forward.Copy !req
69. What, so we're trapped here,
wherever this is?Copy !req
70. No! Because what have I got?
I've got K9. 'Affirmative.'Copy !req
71. And I've got you three.Copy !req
72. And any friend of Sarah Jane
Smith is a friend of mine.Copy !req
73. But where is this?Copy !req
74. What's happened to
the rest of the world?Copy !req
75. 'Our present location nowhere.
No-when.'Copy !req
76. No-when? Look at the clocks.Copy !req
77. Time's stopped!Copy !req
78. What?Copy !req
79. You're joking. No.Copy !req
80. Time hasn't stopped.
This second's on a loop.Copy !req
81. 23 seconds and 23 minutes past
three o'clock.Copy !req
82. And we're caught inside it.
In this one second.Copy !req
83. But again, where is Sarah Jane?Copy !req
84. I think she's right here.Copy !req
85. What happened?Copy !req
86. Don't worry, Sarah Jane.
Peter, what's going on?Copy !req
87. Where is everybody?
Everything's going to be fine.Copy !req
88. We're about to be married.
This is our perfect day.Copy !req
89. Another man. The Doctor?Copy !req
90. Sarah Jane, please listen to me.Copy !req
91. All you have to say is "I do".Copy !req
92. And then we'll be together.Copy !req
93. I'm so confused.
What's happened, where are we?Copy !req
94. You don't understand.
just say you'll marry me, say "I do".Copy !req
95. Of course we're getting married.
Another man. Always.Copy !req
96. The Doctor. Where's the Doctor?Copy !req
97. Doctor!Copy !req
98. No!Copy !req
99. No!Copy !req
100. So we've been kept
behind in this second?Copy !req
101. 'Affirmative Mistress Rani.'Copy !req
102. But the rest of the world, Mum and Dad and everyone,
they've moved on from here, forwards in time.Copy !req
103. Why has the Trickster
trapped us here?Copy !req
104. Oh, come on, Rani,
you know the answer to that.Copy !req
105. We're Sarah Jane's friends,
all of us. Her best friends.Copy !req
106. Yeah, which means? Hostages.Copy !req
107. He can use us to get at her.Copy !req
108. We've met the Trickster before
but we've never found out who he is.Copy !req
109. The Trickster is a creature
from beyond the universe.Copy !req
110. Forever trying to break in to
our reality, manifest himself.Copy !req
111. He's one of the Pantheon of Discord.
That's a good name for a band.Copy !req
112. Yeah, actually, not bad.Copy !req
113. He's an eternal exile,
who exists to wreak havoc.Copy !req
114. But we can fight him,
the five of us.Copy !req
115. And we can win!Copy !req
116. Oh, ha, that's it, a time trace!Copy !req
117. Just a hint of Sarah Jane,
ooh, she's close.Copy !req
118. The moment you put that ring
on my finger I was your puppet!Copy !req
119. It isn't like that.
It was in case something went wrong.Copy !req
120. The Angel said that people
would try and stop us being happy.Copy !req
121. Listen, I'll explain. The Angel?Copy !req
122. Of course. I saw him.Copy !req
123. The Trickster!Copy !req
124. Sarah Jane!Copy !req
125. Doctor! Where are you?Copy !req
126. What was that? Felt like someone
just walked over my grave.Copy !req
127. Oh, oh, oh, she's here,
she's here! Sarah!Copy !req
128. Sarah Jane, she doesn't
like being called Sarah.Copy !req
129. She does by me.Copy !req
130. K9? 'Scanning Master!' Doctor!Copy !req
131. Doctor! Mum! That was her!
K9, isolate the time trace!Copy !req
132. 'Affirmative, Master.'Copy !req
133. K9? 'Temporal schism divided in
two, Master.' Yes, of course.Copy !req
134. We're trapped here in 3:23:23.Copy !req
135. and Sarah Jane's trapped too,
Just in another second. Hold on.Copy !req
136. You said you'd explain later.Copy !req
137. Well, it's later. Please explain!Copy !req
138. The Trickster doesn't want us
helping Sarah. So he's separated us,Copy !req
139. trapped us in two different seconds.Copy !req
140. Sarah Jane.Copy !req
141. I want to tell you about the Angel.Copy !req
142. Doctor!Copy !req
143. A time trap.Copy !req
144. Doctor!Copy !req
145. Ooh, ooh, she's upstairs!Copy !req
146. Come on! Luke, K9, watch for the
Tardis, you see it coming back,Copy !req
147. shout the place down!
'Orders accepted, Master.'Copy !req
148. You two, with me! Spit-spot!Copy !req
149. It's not possible.Copy !req
150. We can't run away, Sarah Jane.Copy !req
151. The one time I fall in love,Copy !req
152. the one time everything goes
right, and it's a trap.Copy !req
153. I thought I loved you,Copy !req
154. but you aren't even real!Copy !req
155. You do love me!Copy !req
156. I'm here, flesh and blood.Copy !req
157. Oh, yes?Copy !req
158. And I was worried about my secrets.Copy !req
159. Well, it turned out you were hiding
something pretty big, weren't you?Copy !req
160. I only kept one secret.
I knew you wouldn't believe me,Copy !req
161. you'd think I was mad.Copy !req
162. That's why I never told youCopy !req
163. about the Angel.Copy !req
164. The Angel! That's what you call him,
but he... it...Copy !req
165. it's a creature, an alien being!Copy !req
166. Please, listen,
I'll tell you everything.Copy !req
167. Please! A few months ago.
I was working from home.Copy !req
168. Had a stupid accident.
fell down the stairs.Copy !req
169. I thought I was going to die.Copy !req
170. then he appeared. Peter.Copy !req
171. I can give you life.Copy !req
172. And the true love you'veCopy !req
173. always longed for. All you have
to do is give me your agreement.Copy !req
174. Do I have your agreement?Copy !req
175. Yes!Copy !req
176. Then you are real.Copy !req
177. Oh, Peter. He tricked you.Copy !req
178. No!Copy !req
179. He found you for me.
He wanted us to be happy.Copy !req
180. Then why the ring? Why hypnotise me?Copy !req
181. He said he would protect you.Copy !req
182. You accepted my proposal before the
ring went on, you said you loved meCopy !req
183. before the ring went on.Copy !req
184. Didn't you love me?Copy !req
185. Didn't you mean it?Copy !req
186. Oh, Peter.
How did we end up here again?Copy !req
187. It's a spatial loop mixed
up with a temporal loop.Copy !req
188. How did you work that one out? We've been
doing this for a while now, I have taken notes!Copy !req
189. Come on, come on,
Sarah, let me find you.Copy !req
190. And now for the things
I never told you.Copy !req
191. I've fought him before.Copy !req
192. I fight creatures like him.
That is my life.Copy !req
193. He's used my past,Copy !req
194. my parents, against meCopy !req
195. and now he's using you.Copy !req
196. He saved me, he brought us together!Copy !req
197. I'll show you what he is.Copy !req
198. Trickster!Copy !req
199. Trickster!Copy !req
200. Sarah Jane Smith.Copy !req
201. Why have you done this?Copy !req
202. What do you want?Copy !req
203. I want you to be happy.Copy !req
204. Hang on, though. This is mad!Copy !req
205. The Trickster, he's this all-powerful immortal,
he wants to cause chaos throughout the starsCopy !req
206. and he wants Sarah
Jane to get married!Copy !req
207. What does he get out of that?Copy !req
208. You want us to get married?Copy !req
209. And then what? You will forget
all that has happened here,Copy !req
210. as though it has never been.Copy !req
211. And then here is the life
you will lead.Copy !req
212. Mr and Mrs Dalton!Copy !req
213. All done? I've finally
got all the junk cleared out.Copy !req
214. Right, decorator's due on Monday.Copy !req
215. Turn this into
a proper little office.Copy !req
216. I will bring you happiness.Copy !req
217. But what's the price?
There's got to be a catch.Copy !req
218. With you there always is!Copy !req
219. Sarah Jane...Copy !req
220. .. all you have to say is I do.Copy !req
221. And if you don't,
you will remain here. Forever.Copy !req
222. Then so be it.Copy !req
223. So will Peter.Copy !req
224. And so will your son
and your friends.Copy !req
225. You'll condemn them to remain here.Copy !req
226. This place is nowhere.Copy !req
227. And it's forever.Copy !req
228. Now do you see!
Now do you see what he is!Copy !req
229. It doesn't matter! You can save them,
Luke and the others!Copy !req
230. She's here!Copy !req
231. If I can narrow
the link ratio.Copy !req
232. Doctor!Copy !req
233. Ah, you look better in black.
Or is white the new black?Copy !req
234. At last. Doctor!Copy !req
235. I could feel this moment
reverberating back through the ages.Copy !req
236. The meeting
of the Pantheon of DiscordCopy !req
237. and the last of the Time Lords.Copy !req
238. I've known the legends of the
Pantheon, since I was a little boy.Copy !req
239. I've fought your shadows and your
changelings, I never thought we'd meet.Copy !req
240. And I know the legends of
the Doctor.Copy !req
241. The man of ice and fire,Copy !req
242. who walked among gods, who once
held the key to time in his hands.Copy !req
243. Now he is surrounded by children.Copy !req
244. They're my friends.Copy !req
245. Which reminds me, you're looking
a bit lonely for a pantheon.Copy !req
246. I embody multitudes.Copy !req
247. And who are you?Copy !req
248. The man who has lost everybody,
to talk to me of loneliness?Copy !req
249. When the Gate is waiting for you?Copy !req
250. What do you mean?Copy !req
251. Sarah Jane SmithCopy !req
252. is my prize.Copy !req
253. Even you, Doctor,Copy !req
254. didn't realise how wonderful she is.
What do you want with her?Copy !req
255. What I always want,
from any of those I visit.Copy !req
256. Her agreement.Copy !req
257. Goodbye, Doctor.Copy !req
258. Her agreement.Copy !req
259. The power of words. She says "I do".
and yes, that's it!Copy !req
260. That's what? She promises
to love and honour her husband,Copy !req
261. the wedding ring goes on and then she's agreed
to it, and she's under the Trickster's power!Copy !req
262. Marital bliss,
but she forgets all about this.Copy !req
263. She starts living a new life.Copy !req
264. Forgetting about her old life.Copy !req
265. Protecting the Earth.Copy !req
266. And the planet's wide open.Copy !req
267. so aliens can just barge in!Copy !req
268. Without Sarah, without you lot
saving the world from your atticCopy !req
269. in Ealing, there'll be
chaos and destruction,Copy !req
270. meat and drink to the Trickster!
As if she's gonna say yes.Copy !req
271. But she will, won't she?Copy !req
272. Because we're here.Copy !req
273. Tardis, beautiful, yes!Copy !req
274. It's homing in on me!Copy !req
275. Emergency program,
protecting the pilot! Of course!Copy !req
276. Partial materialisation.Copy !req
277. What's happening? Look!Copy !req
278. That's pure artron energy.Copy !req
279. Tardis power! Equal and opposite
to the Trickster's power,Copy !req
280. that's how we can fight him!Copy !req
281. Run!Copy !req
282. Doctor!Copy !req
283. Come on, all of you, get in!
Come on now!Copy !req
284. It's just us then.Copy !req
285. You all right? Yeah, I think.Copy !req
286. He'll come back for us, won't he?Copy !req
287. What if he can't? He will.Copy !req
288. I'll wait here for him,
you check with K9.Copy !req
289. The Doctor said the power of the
Tardis could fight the Trickster.Copy !req
290. Something energy. 'Artron energy.Copy !req
291. 'residue of Tardis engines.Copy !req
292. 'Known to be highly inimical to
certain time-sensitive life forms.'Copy !req
293. There is no Tardis!Copy !req
294. Whoa. What's that?Copy !req
295. 'Artron energy, Mistress Rani.'Copy !req
296. And I got a shot of it.Copy !req
297. Then we can fight him? No.Copy !req
298. I can fight him.Copy !req
299. We'll forget all this madness.Copy !req
300. You saw, we'll be married, we'll
be together, Luke and the others,Copy !req
301. we can all go home.Copy !req
302. Oh, it would be so easy.Copy !req
303. But that's how he works, that's
his deadliest weapon, temptation.Copy !req
304. I'm not making that mistake again.Copy !req
305. But you'd never know.Copy !req
306. Peter, he wants me to stop me
defending Earth.Copy !req
307. I can get close to
the Trickster with this.Copy !req
308. Clyde, you can't!
You don't know what you're doing!Copy !req
309. When has that ever stopped us?Copy !req
310. It's what Sarah Jane would do,
it's what the Doctor taught her.Copy !req
311. I've got no choice!Copy !req
312. Please don't do this!Copy !req
313. Trickster!Copy !req
314. Clyde Langer!
Why do you call me?Copy !req
315. I wish to serve you.Copy !req
316. I wish to join the Pantheon!Copy !req
317. Clyde, no!Copy !req
318. You are of no importance.Copy !req
319. I know something.Copy !req
320. A secret.
Something that can help you.Copy !req
321. You know nothing.Copy !req
322. You have the mind of a
chittering insect. Be gone!Copy !req
323. Gotcha! Argh!Copy !req
324. Please.Copy !req
325. Sarah! Doctor?Copy !req
326. Gotta be quick.Copy !req
327. The Tardis can't stabilise. Clyde's keeping the
Trickster busy, oh, those three are just brilliant.Copy !req
328. Doctor, what can I do?
If I say no we're trappedCopy !req
329. here forever, if I say yes, I
condemn the world to the Trickster!Copy !req
330. Either way I lose,
there's no way out!Copy !req
331. It all rests with you Sarah.Copy !req
332. Your greatest challenge,Copy !req
333. the hardest thing
you'll ever face in your life.Copy !req
334. What is it,
tell me what I've got to do!Copy !req
335. You've fought the Trickster
before, you know how he operates.Copy !req
336. How he can be defeated.Copy !req
337. Oh, no. No.Copy !req
338. I know you're a good man, Peter.Copy !req
339. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
340. Clyde! I can't hold it!Copy !req
341. Doctor!Copy !req
342. Clyde, no! Peter.Copy !req
343. I do love you. But the Doctor's
right, there is another way out.Copy !req
344. Do not listen to her lies.Copy !req
345. Your accident, he can only talk
to people who are about to die.Copy !req
346. He comes to them in thatCopy !req
347. final moment,
he gives them back their life.Copy !req
348. What do you mean?Copy !req
349. Clyde and Rani said your house was
empty,Copy !req
350. why did you never let me see
your house?Copy !req
351. You died in that accident, Peter.Copy !req
352. But he needed you,
so he kept you half alive,Copy !req
353. and if we got married?Copy !req
354. The bargain would be complete!Copy !req
355. He would bring you back to life.Copy !req
356. Your love brought me back to life.Copy !req
357. How can that be
wrong, to save a life?Copy !req
358. Look at this,Copy !req
359. this is what he'll do
to millions of people!Copy !req
360. Unless...Copy !req
361. unless you break your deal with him!Copy !req
362. But I'll lose you.Copy !req
363. I'll die!Copy !req
364. I don't want you to be alone.Copy !req
365. I love you but I can't love you.Copy !req
366. You said you'd do
anything to save me,Copy !req
367. if you love me,
you know what you have to do.Copy !req
368. No!Copy !req
369. You got one thing exactly right.Copy !req
370. Sarah Jane and I, we were made for
each other. We're the perfect match.Copy !req
371. And I know what she would do.Copy !req
372. I chose you because
you didn't have the strength.Copy !req
373. You really don't know
my Sarah Jane, do you?Copy !req
374. She gave me the strength!Copy !req
375. And I withdraw my agreement! No!Copy !req
376. So here I go.Copy !req
377. I wish I'd always known you.Copy !req
378. I love you, Peter.Copy !req
379. And I love you... Sarah Jane Dalton.Copy !req
380. Mum! Luke!Copy !req
381. Doctor. Oh, Doctor.
My Sarah Jane.Copy !req
382. You did it, the trap's broken,
time's moving forward again,Copy !req
383. We're going homeCopy !req
384. Hold on! We're all going home.Copy !req
385. If any person can show
just cause or impedimentCopy !req
386. why they may not
be joined togetherCopy !req
387. let them speak now or
forever hold their peace.Copy !req
388. Where's he gone?Copy !req
389. Sarah's bloke. Where's he gone?Copy !req
390. He was just there.Copy !req
391. Where's The Doctor gone?Copy !req
392. That all really happened, didn't it?Copy !req
393. Yeah. 'Affirmative.'Copy !req
394. Mum?Copy !req
395. I'm sorry, everybody.Copy !req
396. I'm afraid the wedding is.
cancelled.Copy !req
397. Mr Smith, I need you.Copy !req
398. 'Welcome back, Sarah Jane.'Copy !req
399. Mum, are you all right?Copy !req
400. I'm going to be fine, I've got you,
haven't I?Copy !req
401. I can't believe the Doctor ran off
like that. Sudden disappearing acts.Copy !req
402. That's him all over.Copy !req
403. 'Sarah Jane,
escalation of temporal flux.'Copy !req
404. 'Temporal flux escalating.'Copy !req
405. Doctor!Copy !req
406. What do you take me for, Sarah?Copy !req
407. Just thought I'd go the quick way.
Oooh, I like it in here.Copy !req
408. Can we have a look?Copy !req
409. What, in the Tardis?Copy !req
410. My Tardis?Copy !req
411. Course you can, yeah.Copy !req
412. Oh, wow.Copy !req
413. It really is, isn't it?
It's bigger on the inside.Copy !req
414. It's beautiful.Copy !req
415. Transcendental dimensions!Copy !req
416. Wow, what does this do?Copy !req
417. Hey, don't touch.Copy !req
418. You came all that way. For me.Copy !req
419. You're so important.Copy !req
420. Not just to me.Copy !req
421. The Trickster wanted
to end your story.Copy !req
422. But it goes on.Copy !req
423. The things you've done, Sarah,
they're pretty impressive,Copy !req
424. but, oh, the things
you're going to do...Copy !req
425. The future.Copy !req
426. How about we could go for a ride?Copy !req
427. Or back! To the dinosaurs, yeah?
Another planet?Copy !req
428. No way! For one thing,
you were grounded by the Judoon.Copy !req
429. And your parents
would never forgive me. Go on!Copy !req
430. Is this the last time
I'm ever going to see you?Copy !req
431. I don't know, I hope not.Copy !req
432. Goodbye, Doctor,
until the next time.Copy !req
433. Don't forget me, Sarah Jane.Copy !req
434. No-one's ever going to forget you.Copy !req
435. You were right. He is amazing!Copy !req
436. And so are we.Copy !req
437. Ashen Hill Manor is reputedlyCopy !req
438. one of the most
haunted locations in the UK.Copy !req
439. Ghosts do not exist.Copy !req
440. The EMF readings throughout
the house are spiking,Copy !req
441. something is happening.Copy !req
442. Where did she go?Copy !req
443. Look! We have to get out of here.
Get thee to the nether world.Copy !req