1. 13 Bannerman Road
is where Sarah Jane Smith lives.Copy !req
2. And it's home to things
way beyond your imagination.Copy !req
3. There's an extraterrestrial super
computer in the wall,Copy !req
4. a genetically engineered boy
genius in the attic,Copy !req
5. a schoolgirl
investigator across the road,Copy !req
6. and a whole universe of adventure
right here on the doorstep.Copy !req
7. - Ready?
- Always.Copy !req
8. See you later, then.Copy !req
9. Yeah, see you, Mum,
have a good evening.Copy !req
10. You too! Bye, K9.Copy !req
11. Enjoy your evening, Mistress.Copy !req
12. Mr Smith, I need you
quickly and quietly.Copy !req
13. Quickly and quietly.Copy !req
14. She's off again!Copy !req
15. - Right, we're coming over.
- What is she up to?Copy !req
16. - How can I help you, Luke?
- Activate tracking device, Mr Smith.Copy !req
17. Aerial satellite scan.Copy !req
18. So, what was her story this time?Copy !req
19. She says she's going to
a meeting at the town hallCopy !req
20. about a motorway extension.Copy !req
21. Mistress's exact wordsCopy !req
22. "You never know,
Luke, there could be a story in it."Copy !req
23. Her excuses are
getting lamer and lamer.Copy !req
24. Affirmative. Veracity level 12%.Copy !req
25. Why is she lying to us?Copy !req
26. She's heading into town.Copy !req
27. Query. Am I to understand you are using
my tracking system to spy on Sarah Jane?Copy !req
28. It's the fifth time she's done this in a month.
We've gotta find out what she's doing.Copy !req
29. She goes off on her own, all mysterious,
what if she gets in trouble?Copy !req
30. This is highly irregular behaviour.Copy !req
31. Do not exceed
your function, Mr Smith.Copy !req
32. Your opinion has not been asked for.Copy !req
33. That told you! Good dog!Copy !req
34. - Affirmative, Master Clyde.
- She's stopped.Copy !req
35. - Nowhere near the town hall.
- There, she was lying, knew it.Copy !req
36. Must stop doing that.Copy !req
37. Right.Copy !req
38. Scan for alien
activity in that area, K9.Copy !req
39. Negative
for alien activity, Master Clyde.Copy !req
40. I am perfectly able to
complete that function, Clyde.Copy !req
41. There's no need to consult the dog.Copy !req
42. Sticks and stones.Copy !req
43. So what now, then?
We follow her down there?Copy !req
44. Come on.
Two minutes to the next bus.Copy !req
45. And you two, play nicely.Copy !req
46. Play nicely, instruction to
human children,Copy !req
47. conduct recreation in
socially compatible mode.Copy !req
48. Oh, be quiet.Copy !req
49. There's the car, but where's Mum?Copy !req
50. No sign of any aliens either.Copy !req
51. I did not just see that.Copy !req
52. Careful!Copy !req
53. Oh, my God.Copy !req
54. Oh, no, they're not gonna...Copy !req
55. Oh, people are eating!Copy !req
56. Just wow!Copy !req
57. Nobody over 22 should be doing
that in publicCopy !req
58. actually at all!Copy !req
59. Shut up, Clyde. Oh, that's
brilliant, she's got herself a man.Copy !req
60. What are we gonna say?
We're not gonna say anything!Copy !req
61. She wants it kept a secret, so we
never saw that and we don't know.Copy !req
62. Luke?Copy !req
63. And we thought
she was hunting aliens.Copy !req
64. He looked really
posh, I bet he's called Henry or...Copy !req
65. She's coming!Copy !req
66. What are you all doing up here?Copy !req
67. The exams are coming up,
so we've gotta work.Copy !req
68. Luke's helping us revise.Copy !req
69. Did you have a good evening?Copy !req
70. Yeah, how was the, er... Meeting?Copy !req
71. Nothing special.Copy !req
72. Why is Mr Smith still out?Copy !req
73. Information. Sarah Jane's car is now
parked outside the house.Copy !req
74. What? Mr Smith!Copy !req
75. Oh, hello, Sarah Jane,
I have been tracking your positionCopy !req
76. as instructed by Luke.Copy !req
77. Big mouth! You did that on purpose!Copy !req
78. K9, what have they been doing?Copy !req
79. I have been instructed
to withhold information.Copy !req
80. What was your exact instruction?Copy !req
81. Mistress Rani instructed me not
to relay the information that youCopy !req
82. - were followed to your assignation.
- The gob on you!Copy !req
83. - You've been spying on me?
- We were worried.Copy !req
84. When you've kept something secret
before, it's always been a disaster.Copy !req
85. Does that give you the right to
poke into my private business?Copy !req
86. I was about to tell you anyway.Copy !req
87. So who's the lucky fella, then?Copy !req
88. His name is Peter Dalton, andCopy !req
89. yes, he's very lucky
and rather marvellous.Copy !req
90. - Where did you meet him?
- Oh, no, that's all, end of discussion.Copy !req
91. You two, home. Luke,
bed, I'll be in to say good night.Copy !req
92. Go on! Off, off!Copy !req
93. Sweet dreams.Copy !req
94. I should be angry.
Why am I not angry?Copy !req
95. Mistress,
I detect you are experiencingCopy !req
96. a heightened emotional state.Copy !req
97. Alpha waves high, heartbeat fast,Copy !req
98. increased serotonin.Copy !req
99. - K9, always the romantic.
- Affirmative.Copy !req
100. Honestly, I was about to tell you.
I think.Copy !req
101. I'm not exactly an expert
in matters of the heart.Copy !req
102. Neither am I.Copy !req
103. I thought something was bound to
go wrong, with my track record, and...Copy !req
104. It keeps getting better.Copy !req
105. I didn't know you had
those sort of feelings.Copy !req
106. Men were interested before,Copy !req
107. but then I'd think,Copy !req
108. "How can a relationship
go anywhere with my bizarre life?"Copy !req
109. - Where did you meet him?
- In a shoe shop.Copy !req
110. We just got talking, and
he gave me his phone number.Copy !req
111. I didn't know people of your age
did that kind of thing.Copy !req
112. I wasn't going to call him,
but then...Copy !req
113. I bumped into him again,
and it got me thinking.Copy !req
114. I cut myself off from people
for all those years.Copy !req
115. How could anyone like me, with what I
know, what I do, ever have proper friends?Copy !req
116. But then I got you, and
Maria and Clyde and Rani,Copy !req
117. and things changed, and perhaps
they're changing on this front.Copy !req
118. You look really happy.Copy !req
119. But there's still the big
problem, isn't there?Copy !req
120. I can't suddenly
spring it all on Peter.Copy !req
121. Oh, by the way, I used to go
travelling through space andCopy !req
122. time in a phone box
with a Time Lord.Copy !req
123. My son was created as
part of an experiment by the Bane.Copy !req
124. I've got a talking computer and
a robot dog.Copy !req
125. Oh, by the way,
my lipstick, it's deadly.Copy !req
126. But I do want you to meet him.Copy !req
127. Can we just keep all the
madness quiet for a bit longer?Copy !req
128. See how things go.Copy !req
129. And whatever happens,
we're OK, you and me?Copy !req
130. Good night.Copy !req
131. I hope I look OK.Copy !req
132. OK, adequate but unremarkable quality.Copy !req
133. I don't know how I'm
supposed to react.Copy !req
134. What am I supposed to call him?Copy !req
135. Peter,Copy !req
136. Mr Dalton?Copy !req
137. Dad?Copy !req
138. What if I don't even like him?Copy !req
139. Regret I do not have the answer
to these questions, Master Luke.Copy !req
140. Suggest consult
another human being.Copy !req
141. Come on, Luke, he'll be
here any moment. Chop-chop!Copy !req
142. Right.Copy !req
143. Stay quiet, K9. He mustn't find out
about you, got it?Copy !req
144. Understood.Copy !req
145. Clyde! What are you doing here?Copy !req
146. I think I left my phone
charger in the attic.Copy !req
147. All right, I want
a good old look at the mystery man.Copy !req
148. Hold on, so do I!Copy !req
149. Thanks.Copy !req
150. Oh, hi, Sarah Jane!Copy !req
151. - Is that your new man?
- What are you doing here?Copy !req
152. Hello, there! These are for you.Copy !req
153. - Thank you.
- Everything all right?Copy !req
154. Oh, thanks for looking
after that for me.Copy !req
155. Come on, Clyde.Copy !req
156. Hello.Copy !req
157. Peter, they're lovely, thank you!Copy !req
158. - Are you sure everything's all right?
- Yes.Copy !req
159. They're beautiful.Copy !req
160. Is that Sarah's man arriving?Copy !req
161. - Mum, have you got no shame?
- At least we were subtle.Copy !req
162. And what is that? How should I know?Copy !req
163. OK. Very good.Copy !req
164. Now, this must be Luke.Copy !req
165. Nice to meet you, Mr Dalton.Copy !req
166. It's Peter, please. I've heard all about
you, you're the apple of your mother's eye.Copy !req
167. I can't tell you!Copy !req
168. So this is where you live?
Amazing place.Copy !req
169. Blimey, he's quite dishy.Copy !req
170. - She's done all right for herself.
- Cool car.Copy !req
171. Mum, come back! Clyde!Copy !req
172. Hello! Just popping to the
shops... Do you want anything?Copy !req
173. No, thanks. Peter, this
is Gita from over the road.Copy !req
174. Peter and Gita, that's funny!Copy !req
175. Gita, nice to meet you.Copy !req
176. Pretty flowers.Copy !req
177. I run a flower shop, my darling,
Bloomin' Lovely on the parade?Copy !req
178. You should pop in, I'll give
you a discount.Copy !req
179. I do lovely displays for weddings!Copy !req
180. That's quite enough of that,
thank you.Copy !req
181. I'll be off.Copy !req
182. - The shop's that way, Mrs Chandra.
- Yes!Copy !req
183. Let me just pop these in some water.Copy !req
184. OK, he looks all right.Copy !req
185. Did that just move again?Copy !req
186. What is it?Copy !req
187. Alien activity detected! Alert!Copy !req
188. Activating
stair-negotiation hover mode.Copy !req
189. It's alive.Copy !req
190. Let's hope it's harmless!Copy !req
191. Stop!
Stay calm! We're going to help you!Copy !req
192. Mistress, emergency!
Alien activity detected!Copy !req
193. K9, shut up!
Get back inside, he mustn't see you!Copy !req
194. It's all meant to be normal!Copy !req
195. Alert, Mistress! Previous
instructions overridden, danger!Copy !req
196. - Hey, what's that?
- Oh, it's mine, it's a toy.Copy !req
197. It comes from Japan, it's a robot dog,
K9, get it?Copy !req
198. But it talks.Copy !req
199. It's got this
programme with a few phrases.Copy !req
200. Do not look at me,
everything is normal.Copy !req
201. It's a prototype.
It always finds its way home.Copy !req
202. - You know, I would like one of those.
- Let's go.Copy !req
203. The toys kids have nowadays, computers
and everything, it's incredible!Copy !req
204. Remember that thing
with the horse...Copy !req
205. Alert! Alert!Copy !req
206. Buckaroo!Copy !req
207. What's it doing?Copy !req
208. Alert!Copy !req
209. - Let's go.
- Yeah, I'm starving.Copy !req
210. I thought we'd try the new Italian
on the high street.Copy !req
211. Come back here!Copy !req
212. I'd really like to go to university,
but I think I'd also like toCopy !req
213. work on my own projects.Copy !req
214. Better get this.Copy !req
215. Sorry.Copy !req
216. Rani?Copy !req
217. There you go, my son!Copy !req
218. We've got it! But what is it?Copy !req
219. Travast Polong.
Not evil, just trouble.Copy !req
220. I saw him on eBay, the
seller had no idea what he was.Copy !req
221. It turns out he was
in his dormant cycle.Copy !req
222. He would choose today to wake up!Copy !req
223. Get Mr Smith to open up a link to Polongus
and they'll transmat him home.Copy !req
224. Already on it.Copy !req
225. Polongus receiving now.Copy !req
226. Earth transmitting now.Copy !req
227. Problem solved. You have fun, right?Copy !req
228. But Mum always has a way of
getting things out of you.Copy !req
229. It must be being a journalist,
she has to know everything.Copy !req
230. Yes, that is so true!Copy !req
231. Watch this.Copy !req
232. You boys OK?Copy !req
233. Luke and I were
just discussing,Copy !req
234. Oh, never mind, it's not important.Copy !req
235. Oh, no, go on, what?Copy !req
236. Don't worry about it, Mum,
it was nothing.Copy !req
237. No, go on, what were you
talking about? Tell me. Come on.Copy !req
238. What's so funny?Copy !req
239. - What?
- Nothing!Copy !req
240. - What are you doing?
- Just being nosy.Copy !req
241. Looking up Peter's gaffe.
120 Christchurch Walk,Copy !req
242. W4.Copy !req
243. Nice place!Copy !req
244. That's weird.
There's a "For sale" sign.Copy !req
245. And newspapers in the windows,
it looks empty.Copy !req
246. That picture could have
been taken months back.Copy !req
247. No, look, it
says three weeks ago.Copy !req
248. I'll ask Sarah Jane.Copy !req
249. But Luke told me
that she'd never been to his place.Copy !req
250. - Let's go round there.
- Are you joking?Copy !req
251. We'll just have a look.Copy !req
252. Oh, Clyde, Peter is not an alien!Copy !req
253. I know!Copy !req
254. K9 scanned him, but
Sarah Jane's loaded, right?Copy !req
255. This money from her aunt, the house,
what if he wants to get his hands on it?Copy !req
256. He's a partner in a law
firm, he earns thousands.Copy !req
257. I know why you're doing this.
You don't want things to change.Copy !req
258. Neither do I.Copy !req
259. But Sarah Jane's happy,
isn't that important?Copy !req
260. And I want her to stay happy.Copy !req
261. Come on.Copy !req
262. I don't quite know how to say this.Copy !req
263. - What's the matter?
- Well, nothing's the matter,Copy !req
264. That's it.Copy !req
265. Sarah Jane, I love you.Copy !req
266. Good, because the funny
thing is... I love you too.Copy !req
267. Come on.Copy !req
268. This place is creepy.Copy !req
269. - It's freezing.
- We got the right address, didn't we?Copy !req
270. Of course we did.Copy !req
271. Look at this place.Copy !req
272. I knew it, lair of the living dead!Copy !req
273. There could be a million
reasons for this. I dunno,Copy !req
274. - he's got everything in storage.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
275. Will you marry me?Copy !req
276. It's beautiful.Copy !req
277. Peter, I love you!Copy !req
278. Which means?Copy !req
279. Yes, of course. Yes, yes, yes!Copy !req
280. A perfect fit.Copy !req
281. - Here they come.
- Hey, I've just been telling Luke.Copy !req
282. I've got some big news.Copy !req
283. Wonderful news!Copy !req
284. Peter and I, we're getting married.Copy !req
285. What?Copy !req
286. Well, you don't have to look so pleased.
I know it's a bit of a shock,Copy !req
287. - but Peter's got it all planned.
- I bet he has.Copy !req
288. What do you mean?Copy !req
289. Sarah Jane,
we went round to Peter's house.Copy !req
290. - You did what?
- There's nothing there. It's empty.Copy !req
291. What? What do you mean?Copy !req
292. Mum?Copy !req
293. I know it's empty.
He doesn't really live there.Copy !req
294. His firm got him a flat in London
nearer the office.Copy !req
295. And you've been there?Copy !req
296. Plenty of times.Copy !req
297. Oh, I should be
angry with you breaking in there.Copy !req
298. It's what I'd do, isn't it?Copy !req
299. Oh, look at you, I've
made you all so suspicious.Copy !req
300. But this is a happy thing, and I
want you all to be part of it.Copy !req
301. It isn't the end of the world.Copy !req
302. So thanks, but there's no need
to sneak aroundCopy !req
303. - or worry about anything.
- So when's the wedding?Copy !req
304. End of next week!Copy !req
305. - Next week?
- Well, at my age, why wait?Copy !req
306. You what?Copy !req
307. That's mad!Copy !req
308. Peter had it all on standby,
a nice hotel in the country.Copy !req
309. You're all invited and you, Luke,
you can give me away.Copy !req
310. Do I have to do a speech?Copy !req
311. - I will help, Master Luke.
- It'll be full of robot jokes, will it?Copy !req
312. Don't you think it's a bit fast?Copy !req
313. You're telling me, I've got so
much to arrange, a lot of changes.Copy !req
314. Sarah Jane, anomaly detected.Copy !req
315. That reminds me. First big change.Copy !req
316. Mr Smith, commence
deactivation program.Copy !req
317. But, Sarah Jane, I have
detected an impulse registering...Copy !req
318. Initiate total deactivation,
Mr Smith.Copy !req
319. Protocol five!Copy !req
320. Complying. Goodbye, Sarah Jane.Copy !req
321. No, Sarah Jane!
He was trying to tell us something!Copy !req
322. The world can look after itself.Copy !req
323. I'm busy with something normal for
a change, and I don't want anything,Copy !req
324. any of this getting in the way.Copy !req
325. You haven't told Peter about our
thing, what we do?Copy !req
326. Why should I? Perhaps I never will,
perhaps that's the solution.Copy !req
327. I don't like this.Copy !req
328. I know what'll stop
you worrying, Clyde.Copy !req
329. You can dog sit for me, you can look
after K9.Copy !req
330. Really?Copy !req
331. - What do I say to my mum?
- Come on, when have you everCopy !req
332. been short of excuses?Copy !req
333. And Rani,
keep Saturday free, dress shopping!Copy !req
334. You're going to make
a lovely bridesmaid!Copy !req
335. You're on!
And there's that wedding fair.Copy !req
336. I know! And your mum can do
the flowers before she asks.Copy !req
337. Right, come on, everybody out.Copy !req
338. Things to do!Copy !req
339. Come on.Copy !req
340. K9, walkies!Copy !req
341. And goodbye to all of that.Copy !req
342. What have you got there?Copy !req
343. A message from our friend Maria.Copy !req
344. She couldn't make it, she's got
exams and her dad's tied up at work.Copy !req
345. My mum's at another wedding,Copy !req
346. cos this was too short notice,
it's all been so fast.Copy !req
347. And the Brigadier's her oldest friend,
of course, but he's back in Peru.Copy !req
348. Have you got any
family coming, Peter?Copy !req
349. I'm afraid I'm the only one left,
end of the line.Copy !req
350. Be back in a sec.Copy !req
351. There's something
so weird about all this.Copy !req
352. You didn't have to come, Clyde.Copy !req
353. I wouldn't miss this.
What if something happens?Copy !req
354. Just because your dad turned out bad
doesn't mean mine will.Copy !req
355. He's not your dad.Copy !req
356. He's going to be.Copy !req
357. Don't spoil my mum's day.Copy !req
358. Is this it?Copy !req
359. That's Emma, does her hair.Copy !req
360. Clarissa, used to be her editor.Copy !req
361. Oh, that's her accountant,
I can't remember his name.Copy !req
362. - You must be slipping.
- Bit of a sorry turnout.Copy !req
363. I suppose that's what
happens when you rush to get married.Copy !req
364. It is rather peculiar. Marry in
haste, repent at leisure, they say.Copy !req
365. Trust you to be
the voice of doom, Haresh.Copy !req
366. Smile!Copy !req
367. - Congratulations.
- Thank you.Copy !req
368. Hello, everybody. Welcome!Copy !req
369. It's time,
so if you'd like to go in.Copy !req
370. Peter, where are you heading after
the reception, somewhere exotic?Copy !req
371. Afterwards is a surprise.Copy !req
372. It can't be any worse than
our honeymoon. Total disaster.Copy !req
373. I enjoyed it.Copy !req
374. Brussels, there's nothing there!Copy !req
375. Mum.Copy !req
376. Rani... You look... Good.Copy !req
377. I look good?Copy !req
378. You look amazing. Both of you.Copy !req
379. Thought you might have gone
for the Doctor to give you away.Copy !req
380. I need somebody reliable,
and I'm so very, very glad it's you.Copy !req
381. Besides, where would
I send the invite?Copy !req
382. Metebelis 3?Copy !req
383. Look at our Rani!Copy !req
384. It only seems like
yesterday she was in pigtails.Copy !req
385. Sarah looks so happy.Copy !req
386. It's just like a fairy tale.Copy !req
387. Pull yourself together.Copy !req
388. K9, scan.Copy !req
389. All normal, Master Clyde.Copy !req
390. So far.Copy !req
391. You brought the dog?Copy !req
392. Well, what did you think
was under there, the wedding cake?Copy !req
393. There's something wrong about this.Copy !req
394. Good afternoon, everyone,
I'm the superintendent registrar.Copy !req
395. We are here today to witness the marriage of
Sarah Jane SmithCopy !req
396. and Peter Anthony Dalton.Copy !req
397. In each other's company
they have found happiness,Copy !req
398. fulfilment and love.Copy !req
399. And they wish to affirm their
relationship with this marriage.Copy !req
400. Now, I have to ask this question.Copy !req
401. If any person can show
just cause or impedimentCopy !req
402. why they may not be joined together,Copy !req
403. let them speak now or forever
hold their peace.Copy !req
404. Stop this wedding now!Copy !req
405. - What? What's going on?
- Who the hell is that?Copy !req
406. - I don't believe it.
- Who's he?Copy !req
407. - Master!
- I said stop this wedding!Copy !req
408. - Alert! Alert! Danger, Mistress!
- Stop! Get away from him!Copy !req
409. No! Peter...Copy !req
410. Don't be afraid, Sarah Jane.Copy !req
411. It's the Angel.Copy !req
412. The Trickster!Copy !req
413. Mum! Mum!Copy !req
414. Sarah!Copy !req
415. Trickster, let her go!Copy !req
416. Too late, Time Lord!Copy !req
417. You are mine, Sarah Jane Smith.Copy !req
418. Mine forever.Copy !req
419. Sarah!Copy !req
420. Doctor!Copy !req
421. - Time's stopped.
- Time trap.Copy !req
422. The Trickster doesn't want us
helping Sarah, so he's separated us,Copy !req
423. trapped us in two different seconds.Copy !req
424. All you have to say is "I do".Copy !req
425. And if you don't,
you'll remain here forever.Copy !req
426. - Trickster!
- Without Sarah, without you lot savingCopy !req
427. the world from your attic in Ealing,
there'll be chaos and destruction,Copy !req
428. meat and drink to the Trickster!Copy !req
429. Clyde, no!Copy !req
430. Come on now!Copy !req