1. 13 Bannerman Road
is where Sarah Jane Smith lives.Copy !req
2. It's home to things way beyondCopy !req
3. your imagination. There's
an extra-terrestrial super computer
in the wall,Copy !req
4. a genetically engineered
boy genius in the attic,Copy !req
5. a schoolgirl investigator
across the roadCopy !req
6. and a whole universe of adventure
right here on the doorstep.Copy !req
7. Ready? Always.Copy !req
8. Prepare to meet the Mona Lisa.Copy !req
9. The Mona Lisa has been stolen!Copy !req
10. This is the Mona Lisa.
But it can't be.Copy !req
11. When I act like a real teenager
you want me to be perfect again.Copy !req
12. The way the Bane made me!Copy !req
13. It's weird enough for
Sarah Jane, we should call her.Copy !req
14. No, we don't need her, we can
do this ourselves.Copy !req
15. What is that? That is my brother.Copy !req
16. Sarah Jane! Mum!
And thatCopy !req
17. is how she'll stay forever.Copy !req
18. What have you done with her?Copy !req
19. Do you not like it?
I mean I know art is subjective.Copy !req
20. But I think she looks
as pretty as a picture.Copy !req
21. Well, most pictures. I think we can
all agree I'm in a different league.Copy !req
22. Yeah, too right. Mmm, ta.Copy !req
23. He didn't mean it as a compliment!Copy !req
24. And you're just jealous.Copy !req
25. Get my mum out of that painting!Copy !req
26. Now! So you can say "Sowwy"?Copy !req
27. What? Well, only an hour ago
you didn't need her.Copy !req
28. Nothing gets past me, kids.Copy !req
29. You were all,
"We can do this ourselves."Copy !req
30. Leave him alone!Copy !req
31. Not such the hero now, eh?Copy !req
32. Don't worry, young man.
Your mother is perfectly safe...Copy !req
33. just like Miss Trupp here.
As soon as Mona LisaCopy !req
34. has found her brother, she will
release them both, I'm sure.Copy !req
35. Her brother?
It's... another painting.Copy !req
36. I think.Copy !req
37. - You mean that?
- Oh, boy, have we got trouble.Copy !req
38. Too right, sugar. If you know
what's good for you, I'd butt out.Copy !req
39. I can't do that. Whatever you're
doing, my mum was goingCopy !req
40. to stop you... and that means
now I have to.Copy !req
41. Aw, couldn't you just eat
them, Harders?Copy !req
42. They're so sweet
and they think they can handle me.Copy !req
43. And you wanna know why?
Because we can!Copy !req
44. Come on,Copy !req
45. let's go! Luke! What are you doing?Copy !req
46. I keep forgetting I've got legs now.
My painting! My mum!Copy !req
47. Don't worry, Harders...Copy !req
48. I've got it covered.Copy !req
49. Hold up!Copy !req
50. - It's OK... they're not following.
- Have you got any idea howCopy !req
51. she could've done this?
No, I don't understand any of it.Copy !req
52. Well, we'd better work it out. Fast.Copy !req
53. The Mona Lisa has existed for
five centuries. There mustCopy !req
54. be a reason she's come to life
and it has to be about this gallery.Copy !req
55. Most likely, whatever is roaring its
head off down there like a caged bearCopy !req
56. with gut ache. Her brother.Copy !req
57. What was that? You heard it, too?Copy !req
58. I thought I was just
getting ringing in my ears.Copy !req
59. Where did he come from?Copy !req
60. William Bonneville's painting,
The Dark Rider.Copy !req
61. Painted 1802.Copy !req
62. I thought you didn't know
anything about art? I don't.Copy !req
63. But I remember everything I see.
I can't help it! Ssssh!Copy !req
64. Run! This way!Copy !req
65. He's right behind us!Copy !req
66. He's a picture...
shouldn't he be firing paint balls?Copy !req
67. Yeah, well... two flintlocks, two
shots. He's out of ammo. Come on.Copy !req
68. It's a picture come to life... He
can fire as many times as he likes!Copy !req
69. Run!Copy !req
70. Clyde!Copy !req
71. Split up he can only go
for one of us!Copy !req
72. Clyde, no!Copy !req
73. He won't harm them, will he?Copy !req
74. They're just children. They
can't do anything to stop you.Copy !req
75. Well, aren't you a sweetie, Harders?Copy !req
76. All worried about
the little kiddie-winkies.Copy !req
77. But they're children.
You must have had children!Copy !req
78. Children? Have you seen
how small that frame of mine was?Copy !req
79. Not much room for a family in there!
I meant before. The real Lisa.Copy !req
80. Now look here, Harders...Copy !req
81. Let's get this straight.Copy !req
82. I AM the Mona Lisa.Copy !req
83. Not that dreary Italian
housewife that sat for Leo.Copy !req
84. She laughed like a camel
and farted like a donkey.Copy !req
85. That enigmatic smile
everyone bangs on about?Copy !req
86. Wind. So you get your head
around this, Harders,Copy !req
87. because I won't say it again.Copy !req
88. I am the painting come to life!Copy !req
89. The most
beautiful painting in the world.Copy !req
90. The legend made flesh.Copy !req
91. Finally, you're getting it.Copy !req
92. Now, let's go and find my brother!Copy !req
93. What kind of art
could possibly make that noise?Copy !req
94. What kind of art is that?Copy !req
95. That's not art. That's a window.Copy !req
96. That's the real world.Copy !req
97. What's it like?Copy !req
98. Outside.Copy !req
99. Well, it's roomier than in here.Copy !req
100. And some of it has grass on.Copy !req
101. Show me.Copy !req
102. Show me what I've missed.Copy !req
103. Show me the sky.Copy !req
104. Open it.Copy !req
105. I want to see...Copy !req
106. I want to touch...Copy !req
107. There's so much of it.Copy !req
108. An entire world to walk.Copy !req
109. No!Copy !req
110. I've not been released from wood
and paint to be trappedCopy !req
111. in here! This is such a cheat!Copy !req
112. We could make a home for you here.Copy !req
113. Well, this wing
is being refurbished.Copy !req
114. It could be yours.Copy !req
115. A suite, a whole floor,Copy !req
116. you could live here.Copy !req
117. A thinking, breathing work of art!Copy !req
118. I don't want to be a work of art!Copy !req
119. Where is the fun
in hanging on walls?Copy !req
120. He's speaking to me.Copy !req
121. Yes, my brother in living paint.Copy !req
122. Of course. I see.Copy !req
123. Once we are united,Copy !req
124. we will both be freeCopy !req
125. and nothing will stand in our way.Copy !req
126. Not gallery walls
or pathetic humans!Copy !req
127. I hope Clyde's OK.Copy !req
128. Clyde can look after himself. Yeah.Copy !req
129. Euch, that woman's face
is everywhere.Copy !req
130. We have to find
a way to release Mum.Copy !req
131. Why did we have that
stupid row about my room?Copy !req
132. Because that's what happens.
SometimesCopy !req
133. parents, they just get on your case.Copy !req
134. Mum and me,
we've never argued before.Copy !req
135. Don't worry, Luke.Copy !req
136. You'll get a chance to make it up.Copy !req
137. He has spoken.Copy !req
138. Now I know who my brother is.Copy !req
139. He is a work so terribleCopy !req
140. that no-one has laid eyes on it
since it was first created!Copy !req
141. No, it can't be...
That's just a legend.Copy !req
142. A story the cleaners and night staff
scare each other with...Copy !req
143. It doesn't really exist.Copy !req
144. My brother and I have waited all
these years to be brought together.Copy !req
145. Five centuries, Harders.Copy !req
146. And now youCopy !req
147. are the man for the job.Copy !req
148. So you take me to him,
and we will set him free!Copy !req
149. Mona Lisa's looking for her brother.Copy !req
150. Another painting in the gallery
with some sort of connection to her.Copy !req
151. Could that be why she's come to
life... the two of them so close?Copy !req
152. It's the logical explanation.Copy !req
153. Perhaps if we can find it
before she does, we can stop her.Copy !req
154. There has to be something
in these books to help.Copy !req
155. And now he calls to me,
from the vaults below...Copy !req
156. and now look
what we have to bring him...Copy !req
157. After five centuries, he might
just feel a little bit peckish.Copy !req
158. What is that thing?Copy !req
159. Tell him, Harders.
A painting that shouldn't exist.Copy !req
160. And now it's time for a viewing.Copy !req
161. Bring him!Copy !req
162. There's nothing.Copy !req
163. No clue to any painting
linked to the Mona Lisa or Leonardo.Copy !req
164. What about a painting
that isn't supposed to exist?Copy !req
165. What? A legend.Copy !req
166. A painting too terrifying
to be exhibited, even to look at.Copy !req
167. The Abomination.Copy !req
168. The story says that it was painted
by Giuseppe Di Cattivo,Copy !req
169. known in 15th Century Florence
as the Artist of Nightmares.Copy !req
170. So he didn't paint fluffy lambs
and bunny rabbits, then?Copy !req
171. Even at the time his paintingsCopy !req
172. were considered disturbing,
an affront to Creation.Copy !req
173. The Abomination was said
to have been his masterpiece.Copy !req
174. "But when Guiseppe saw what he
had painted, a terror gripped him.Copy !req
175. "He realised no-one could look on his
creation without losing their sanity.Copy !req
176. "And he locked the painting
in a special case, made with woodCopy !req
177. "from a hangman's gallows
to keep the AbominationCopy !req
178. "from human eyes for all eternity."Copy !req
179. He secured the case
with a complex Chinese puzzle-lock.Copy !req
180. The next morning he was found
in his Florence apartmentsCopy !req
181. beside the wooden case.Copy !req
182. He had gone completely insane.Copy !req
183. "The secret of the puzzle wasCopy !req
184. "lost to his ravaged mind, and the
painting has never been unlocked."Copy !req
185. Isn't that just a corker of a story?Copy !req
186. Except it's not just a story, is it?Copy !req
187. We're about to find out.Copy !req
188. The gallery took
possession of a collection ofCopy !req
189. Giuseppe's works in Victorian times.Copy !req
190. This is the door to the vaults.
You don't really think this isCopy !req
191. all going to work out
happily ever after, do you?Copy !req
192. Ever since man first drew
on cave walls, all any artist everCopy !req
193. wanted to do was breathe life
into what they created.Copy !req
194. Can't you appreciate the wonder
of what has happened today?Copy !req
195. Can't you appreciate that she's nuts?Copy !req
196. Standing right here, boys.Copy !req
197. Right, Harders,Copy !req
198. you first.Copy !req
199. Giuseppe Di Cattivo...Copy !req
200. Why does that name mean something?
I don't know.Copy !req
201. I do know one thing.Copy !req
202. He was in Florence. And that's
where Leonardo painted the Mona Lisa.Copy !req
203. Plus, earlier she said
something about Leonardo usingCopy !req
204. paint from his "weirdo neighbour".Copy !req
205. That's it! That's where I've seen
the name before! Come on!Copy !req
206. Leonardo da Vinci and Giuseppe di
Cattivo were both in Florence...Copy !req
207. and must have used
the same paint for both pictures.Copy !req
208. That still doesn't explain how
both of them are coming to life.Copy !req
209. Paint is a mineral pigment
held in oil.Copy !req
210. What if the minerals came from
a rock that fell from space?Copy !req
211. A meteorite? Like the one
that created Odd Bob the Clown.Copy !req
212. An energy that survived on emotion.Copy !req
213. For five centuries they were
apart and inactive. Dormant.Copy !req
214. Bringing them together
has brought them to life.Copy !req
215. Clyde said it sounded like a caged
bear and that's exactly what it is.Copy !req
216. And we think the Mona Lisa is
bad news. Look! Clyde's bag.Copy !req
217. Don't worry.Copy !req
218. We can stop this.Copy !req
219. I've never been as far inside
the old vaults before,Copy !req
220. it's filthy.Copy !req
221. You don't say.Copy !req
222. But the stories say the Abomination
is down here somewhere.Copy !req
223. Well, I don't see my brother!Copy !req
224. If you're playing
games with me, Harders,Copy !req
225. I'll feed you to him, as well,Copy !req
226. feet first!Copy !req
227. I think that's your brother calling.Copy !req
228. Move it!Copy !req
229. Once she's unlocked her brother,
she'll be finished with you.Copy !req
230. Helping her isn't
going to make any difference.Copy !req
231. Believe me, we're both going
to get abominated.Copy !req
232. I know. But what can I do now?Copy !req
233. If you ask me he doesn't seem
all that pleased to see you.Copy !req
234. Show some respect
for my brother in living paint.Copy !req
235. Cos once he's out of there...
then you'll see some fireworks!Copy !req
236. Lisa, you can't do this!Copy !req
237. He's right, you can't.
What's this, Harders?Copy !req
238. Remember where you left
your backbone all of a sudden?Copy !req
239. No.Copy !req
240. The puzzle-lock is missing.Copy !req
241. Where is it?Copy !req
242. Giuseppe's Chinese puzzle-lock.
I knew I'd seen it.Copy !req
243. I remember everything I see.Copy !req
244. I don't really get art.Copy !req
245. Whoa, it's an art gallery.Copy !req
246. But I knew this was something else.Copy !req
247. Not art.Copy !req
248. Part of a complex locking mechanism.
Part?Copy !req
249. This is the key to the Abomination.Copy !req
250. Somehow, it was separated from
the painting and catalogued byCopy !req
251. the gallery
as just another work of art.Copy !req
252. No-one ever realized
what it really was.Copy !req
253. But if Mona Lisa wants to free The
Abomination she's going to need this.Copy !req
254. And we can use that
to force her to release Mum.Copy !req
255. You're going to bargain with her?
It's a nice idea, kid.Copy !req
256. But I don't do deals.Copy !req
257. Not while I'm packing heat.Copy !req
258. Go fetch.Copy !req
259. If you fire that blaster at us,
you'll destroy the puzzle-lock.Copy !req
260. That's why I'm not
going to fire it then.Copy !req
261. Unless you do something stupid like
smash the puzzle. Which you won't.Copy !req
262. Because I've got your friend,
Clydey.Copy !req
263. Where is he?
What have you done to him?Copy !req
264. Don't worry. He's all right.Copy !req
265. But you'd better
give me the puzzle-lock.Copy !req
266. Now it's me you're bargaining with.Copy !req
267. What?Copy !req
268. I've been a fool. Well,
I could've told you that any day.Copy !req
269. Now give me the puzzle.
I thought you were wonderful.Copy !req
270. I dedicated my professional life -Copy !req
271. no, my life -
to bringing you to this gallery.Copy !req
272. I know, I know,
you're my Number One Fan...Copy !req
273. ..now give me the puzzle-lock.Copy !req
274. Not until you have released Miss
Trupp, and this young man's mother.Copy !req
275. Oh, you can threaten me with your
ray gun, it makes no difference.Copy !req
276. I'm responsible for this mess.Copy !req
277. It's time I took a stand.Copy !req
278. You won't. You wouldn't dare.Copy !req
279. All these pretty pictures
are too precious to you...Copy !req
280. all that history, all the colours...Copy !req
281. No!Copy !req
282. Oh, you're so gonna wish
you hadn't done that,Copy !req
283. well, for about a second, anyway!Copy !req
284. No! Don't!Copy !req
285. There's another way to release
the Abomination. I can help you!Copy !req
286. You?Copy !req
287. Luke?Copy !req
288. But first you have
to take me to Clyde.Copy !req
289. So, did you know Dick Turpin, then?Copy !req
290. You don't say a lot, do you?Copy !req
291. Of course you can't talk...Copy !req
292. you only got painted with that mask.Copy !req
293. You don't have a mouth.Copy !req
294. A highwayman that can't
say "Stand and deliver".Copy !req
295. Not much of a highwayman,
really, are you?Copy !req
296. Clyde! Guys!Copy !req
297. I knew you'd show up.Copy !req
298. Trouble is, I've still got
Silent Bob here.Copy !req
299. Oh, and him.Copy !req
300. Oh, ey up,
I do love a good reunion, me.Copy !req
301. Now whatever it is you're
going to do, you get on with it.Copy !req
302. My brother's becoming restless.Copy !req
303. What's going on? Luke's got a plan.Copy !req
304. You're going to release
the Abomination. I'm what?Copy !req
305. Mr Harding destroyed the puzzle
lock. You can draw a new one.Copy !req
306. I can?Copy !req
307. OK. I can. But why would I?Copy !req
308. Mona Lisa will make
the picture real and use it
to unlock the Abomination.Copy !req
309. Which will then rampage across Earth
and everyone that sees it
will go mad or die.Copy !req
310. Probably both.Copy !req
311. I want Mum back.
You can't trust her.Copy !req
312. Even I realise that now.Copy !req
313. He's right mate. You know, Clydey,
this Sultana blaster.Copy !req
314. I think you mean Sontaran.Copy !req
315. Woteva! It hasn't seen much use,
that could easily change.Copy !req
316. Do it, Clyde.
She can't use the photograph.Copy !req
317. She has to use something
that's been drawn, something that's
been invested with human energy!Copy !req
318. Luke, are you sure about this?Copy !req
319. I know you're upset,
but this seems wrong.Copy !req
320. Sarah Jane wouldn't want us
doing this. It's not her way.Copy !req
321. You're right.
I'm not doing this Mum's way.Copy !req
322. This is my way. Draw it. Please.Copy !req
323. Just do it.Copy !req
324. That's the way, Clydey.Copy !req
325. Now you make this your best work,
in fact,Copy !req
326. you make it a masterpiece.Copy !req
327. I can't believe you're doing this.
Just trust me.Copy !req
328. My brother in living paint!Copy !req
329. Your wait will soon be over,Copy !req
330. and then your reign of
fire and sulphur shall begin.Copy !req
331. And the world will be a rage of
flames at our feet.Copy !req
332. You have to stop this, Mona Lisa.Copy !req
333. I thought you wanted to experience
the world, not destroy it?Copy !req
334. What use is that to me?Copy !req
335. A world of flowers and trees,Copy !req
336. or ablaze with fire and
torrents of molten lava?Copy !req
337. That's it! You mustn't
do this, Clyde. Tear it up! No!Copy !req
338. It's finished. I'm sorry.Copy !req
339. And now it is time
to release my brother!Copy !req
340. Give it to me.Copy !req
341. Oooh, that's not bad, Clydey,
that's not bad at all.Copy !req
342. I hope you know what you're doing,
my padawan.Copy !req
343. You've gone right over
to the dark side.Copy !req
344. I have it! I really hope
you know what you're doing!Copy !req
345. Here, my brother...
your deliverance!Copy !req
346. You are free!Copy !req
347. It's coming out! Don't look at it!Copy !req
348. My brother!Copy !req
349. K9? Now! What is that?Copy !req
350. Where did you come from?
Who let that metal mutt in here?Copy !req
351. Don't mess with my dog, Lisa!Copy !req
352. No!Copy !req
353. No, my brother.
Don't abandon me. No!Copy !req
354. Maximum pigmentation dispersal.Copy !req
355. I'm not having this!Copy !req
356. K9... look out!Copy !req
357. What's happening! You... shoot 'em!Copy !req
358. NO!Copy !req
359. Everything it did is being reversed.Copy !req
360. Oh, good work, K9!
Thank you, Mistress Rani.Copy !req
361. I can't go back into that frame!Copy !req
362. I won't! You've got no choice.Copy !req
363. Please!
That room that you promised me.Copy !req
364. A living work of art,
that's what you said.Copy !req
365. I'll do it! I'll do anything
if you let me stay here
and you let me live...Copy !req
366. He can't help you, Lisa.Copy !req
367. No-one can. You're going back
to the way Leonardo created you...Copy !req
368. paint and board.Copy !req
369. But I've always
been able to think...Copy !req
370. and to feel... And you still will.Copy !req
371. Just back in your painting.
Where you belong.Copy !req
372. I want to be flesh...Copy !req
373. NO!Copy !req
374. NO!Copy !req
375. And that's the last of her, I hope.Copy !req
376. With the Abomination destroyed,
she's never coming back.Copy !req
377. K9, my man...Copy !req
378. He was just a drawing too?Copy !req
379. From my sketchbook.Copy !req
380. It was the picture underneath.Copy !req
381. Luke wanted me to draw it so when
Lisa brought the lock into existence,Copy !req
382. she brought K9 to life, too.Copy !req
383. You mean you knew what he was
up to? Of course I didn't.Copy !req
384. But I trusted him.Copy !req
385. My man!Copy !req
386. Come on, we've got to find Mum.Copy !req
387. Mia bella.Copy !req
388. Miss Trupp!Copy !req
389. Mum!Copy !req
390. Oh, Luke!Copy !req
391. You're safe!Copy !req
392. Where's he going?Copy !req
393. Oh, Miss Trupp!Copy !req
394. Phyllis!Copy !req
395. I've... had the most bizarre dream.Copy !req
396. So have I.Copy !req
397. The most bizarre, frightening dream
for 25 years.Copy !req
398. When true happiness
was right there under my nose.Copy !req
399. Call me Lionel.Copy !req
400. Lionel?Copy !req
401. Call you Lionel?
It's my name, Miss Trupp.Copy !req
402. I mean, Phyllis.Copy !req
403. My first name.Copy !req
404. I know it's your name,Copy !req
405. "Harders".Copy !req
406. Mona Lisa dumped you, did she?Copy !req
407. I'm sorry. I don't understand.
Oh, I heard you. "Mia bella!"Copy !req
408. That... trollop imprisoned me.
And you were all over her!Copy !req
409. You... You...Copy !req
410. art tart!Copy !req
411. Phyllis!Copy !req
412. Wait... please! Uh-oh!Copy !req
413. Looks like you've painted yourself
into a corner there, Harders.Copy !req
414. A living consciousness
imprisoned like that.Copy !req
415. I almost feel sorry for her.Copy !req
416. Almost? Well, you can go off someone
when they trap you in a picture.Copy !req
417. But I knew you three
would be there for me.Copy !req
418. I knew you wouldn't let me down.
Well, it was all down to Luke,
really.Copy !req
419. I know. And I am so proud of you.Copy !req
420. My wonderful, clever,
resourceful, dependable son.Copy !req
421. And messy? Oh, yes, that as well.Copy !req
422. But then nobody's perfect.Copy !req
423. Yeah, look at Mona Lisa.Copy !req
424. And I'll sort out my room
when we get home. I promise.Copy !req
425. And while you're doing that,
Clyde and I will be having a little
chat about Sontaran blasters.Copy !req
426. Slitheen! They're back.Copy !req
427. Slitheen back on Earth,
it means mayhem.Copy !req
428. Switch it off, boys!
I won't ask you again.Copy !req
429. No chance! Stand back, Miss Smith!Copy !req
430. But who are you?
We are Blathereen.Copy !req
431. This little plant
could save millions of lives.Copy !req
432. Do you really think we can
trust the Blathereen?Copy !req
433. Let her go! No!Copy !req