1. 13 Bannerman Road is where
Sarah Jane Smith lives.Copy !req
2. And it's home to things
way beyond your imagination.Copy !req
3. There's an extra-terrestrial
supercomputer in the wall,Copy !req
4. a genetically engineered boy
genius in the attic,Copy !req
5. a schoolgirl investigator
across the roadCopy !req
6. and a whole universe of adventure,
right here on the doorstep.Copy !req
7. Ready? Always.Copy !req
8. 'My name is Sarah Jane Smith and,
once, I travelled among the stars.Copy !req
9. 'I saw worlds beyond imagination.Copy !req
10. 'I went to places beyond my wildest
dreams and met creatures beyond myCopy !req
11. 'darkest nightmares.Copy !req
12. 'And all of it was amazing.Copy !req
13. 'Then one day, when I wasn't
expecting it, I came home.Copy !req
14. 'Life changed.Copy !req
15. 'More than I could ever have
believed possible.Copy !req
16. 'Now I have a son.Copy !req
17. 'Even a family, of sorts.Copy !req
18. 'Life is good on Bannerman Road,Copy !req
19. 'even if you sometimes
have to work at a weekend.'Copy !req
20. Thank you for agreeing to see me
on a Sunday, Mr Yorke.Copy !req
21. No problem, Miss Smith.Copy !req
22. Nanotechnology is the science
of molecular engineering.Copy !req
23. This is where we
grow the nanoforms...Copy !req
24. our microscopic engineers.Copy !req
25. Please.Copy !req
26. Robots.Copy !req
27. Too small to see with the naked eye,
but with the potential of giants.Copy !req
28. Incredible.Copy !req
29. One day they will build us anything
we want, everything we need -Copy !req
30. from simple atoms.Copy !req
31. Fix a punctured tyre
or repair a damaged human heart.Copy !req
32. Who knows, even construct
a whole new planet.Copy !req
33. Or destroy the one we already have,Copy !req
34. according to some
environmental scientists.Copy !req
35. Nanoforms out of control,
eating up all matter?Copy !req
36. It's hogwash, Miss Smith.Copy !req
37. But is it true that despite your
dramatic claims for your nanoforms,Copy !req
38. your results have been somewhat
exaggerated to secure investment?Copy !req
39. That investors are unlikely to seeCopy !req
40. a return on their money
for maybe 100 years?Copy !req
41. I'll take that as a
"no comment", shall I?Copy !req
42. 'As I said, my life changed.Copy !req
43. 'But I love my job.Copy !req
44. 'And my life.Copy !req
45. 'Because despite all the amazing
things I saw other planets,Copy !req
46. 'I've learnt that living on
Earth can be just as exciting.Copy !req
47. 'If you keep your eyes and your
mind open, you'll findCopy !req
48. 'extraordinary things
happen everywhere.Copy !req
49. 'Even on your street.Copy !req
50. 'Because once you've seen the
universe for real, nothing everCopy !req
51. 'looks quite the same again.'Copy !req
52. So, what was that? A meteor?Copy !req
53. Or a comet? Something cool?
Tell me it was something cool.Copy !req
54. A body entering the Earth's
atmosphere generatesCopy !req
55. temperatures in excess of
1,600 degrees centigrade.Copy !req
56. No way was it something cool, Clyde.Copy !req
57. You've still got a way to go with
that humour thing, my young padawan.Copy !req
58. Come on! Mr Smith, I need you.Copy !req
59. 'Sarah Jane.Copy !req
60. 'I assume you witnessed
the extra-terrestrialCopy !req
61. 'body that entered the atmosphere?'Copy !req
62. You're on the ball, Mr Smith.Copy !req
63. 'Indeed, Rani.Copy !req
64. 'I have been tracking the objectCopy !req
65. 'since it entered solar space,
45 minutes ago.'Copy !req
66. It crossed the solar
system in 45 minutes?Copy !req
67. Well, we're not talking
about a meteor, are we?Copy !req
68. 'I detected the matter signature
of ionic pulse fusion engines.'Copy !req
69. Now that sounds cool!Copy !req
70. 'I intercepted the
following distress signal...'Copy !req
71. Gorbo yo momo. Jojo ko fo.Copy !req
72. Gorbo yo momo. Jojo ko fo.Copy !req
73. Oh, boy. A talking rhino!Copy !req
74. He's Judoon.Copy !req
75. They work for the
Shadow Proclamation.Copy !req
76. Sort of galactic policemen.
So, they're the good guys?Copy !req
77. Depends on your point of view.
From what I've heard,Copy !req
78. their methods aren't softly-softly.Copy !req
79. 'UNIT have isolated the
spacecraft crash site.'Copy !req
80. It's not our problem, then. Leave
it to the professionals. Terrific.Copy !req
81. 'But UNIT seem
unaware of the lifepodCopy !req
82. 'that was ejected before impact.'
Lifepod?Copy !req
83. 'My calculations suggest that it
fell some ten miles outside the UNITCopy !req
84. 'isolation zone, in the abandoned
Brindley Chase Council Estate.'Copy !req
85. Yes! It takes a lot to
knock a Judoon off his feet.Copy !req
86. But someone might be injured.
They might need our help.Copy !req
87. If they're already looking for this
ship, isn't it best left to UNIT?Copy !req
88. What? An alien ship with a rhinocerosCopy !req
89. for a pilot crash lands and you
want UNIT to have all the fun?Copy !req
90. Luke's got a point. Do we really
want to go upsetting UNIT, again.Copy !req
91. How do we explain that we
know it ejected a lifepod?Copy !req
92. They don't know about Mr Smith -
and they're not going to.Copy !req
93. Plus, I've heard
the Judoon aren't bright.Copy !req
94. Oh, great. A pan-galactic PC Plod!Copy !req
95. UNIT carry guns
and so do the Judoon.Copy !req
96. If you ask me, that spells trouble.Copy !req
97. Sarah! Sarah JANE.
Sorry. Wait up!Copy !req
98. Oh, are you off out somewhere?Copy !req
99. Yes, Mum. According to the newsCopy !req
100. that meteor came down near here.
We're taking a look.Copy !req
101. So we are in a bit of a hurry.
No problem, darling.Copy !req
102. I'm stepping up the
corporate side of the flower shop.Copy !req
103. "Corporate side"? Fascinating.Copy !req
104. I was just wondering,
with your contacts,Copy !req
105. whether you had suggestions,
people I could approach?Copy !req
106. My contacts? Oh, really, Gita,
my normal contacts don't usuallyCopy !req
107. have much interest in flowers.Copy !req
108. Unless they're Triffids.Copy !req
109. Corporate buildings these days -
all glass and steel.Copy !req
110. Mum, shouldn't we be going?Copy !req
111. Yes. Oh, Gita, why don't you
take a look at these people?Copy !req
112. A little flower power
is just what they need.Copy !req
113. Come on, everybody.Copy !req
114. This estate has
been on the council'sCopy !req
115. urban renewal list for years.Copy !req
116. The Judoon's lifepod
has helped with the demolition.Copy !req
117. You take us to all the
best places, Sarah Jane(!)Copy !req
118. Just as well everyone's moved out.Copy !req
119. Do you think whoever was
in that lifepod survived?Copy !req
120. Get down!Copy !req
121. I guess that answers that question!Copy !req
122. Rhinoman! Get down!Copy !req
123. Stop firing! We're on your side!Copy !req
124. He isn't firing at us.Copy !req
125. Look! Sho bo ko jo!Copy !req
126. He nearly blew our heads off! Moron!Copy !req
127. Oh, no... What is it?Copy !req
128. Remember the Judoon are policemen?Copy !req
129. I think what crashed here was
some sort of prison carrier.Copy !req
130. And Rhino Rozzer's lost his prisoner?Copy !req
131. Its only interest is in
stopping that creature getting away.Copy !req
132. Humans don't matter. Under the
Articles of the Shadow ProclamationCopy !req
133. we barely exist - too primitive.Copy !req
134. A planet could start
to get a complex.Copy !req
135. Come on! Where are you going?Copy !req
136. Maybe we can help him
catch his convictCopy !req
137. before anyone else gets in his way!Copy !req
138. That's a map pocket in the driver's
door, Gita, not a pick and mix box.Copy !req
139. Oh, come on, Haresh.Copy !req
140. It's well-known that sucking on a
sweetie improves the concentration.Copy !req
141. Huh. You wouldn't believe the dents
these have saved your car from.Copy !req
142. Is that supposed to
make me feel better?Copy !req
143. What have you've got there?Copy !req
144. Nanotechnology? It's the future.Copy !req
145. I've read about that.Copy !req
146. Microscopic robots
that can build anything,Copy !req
147. practically out of thin air.Copy !req
148. They say we'll all have them inside
us and they'll turn every one of usCopy !req
149. into perfect human beings.Copy !req
150. I can think of a few pupils who
could do with something like that.Copy !req
151. I'm telling you, it's the future.Copy !req
152. Well, mine, anyway.
Bloomin' Lovely is going nanotech.Copy !req
153. Sorry? Come on, I'll explain it
to you on the way to the shop.Copy !req
154. Judoon!Copy !req
155. They went this way.Copy !req
156. Look.Copy !req
157. What's happened to him?
He's been knocked cold.Copy !req
158. Wo sho bro fro cho!
Whoa, you need a mint, mate!Copy !req
159. Careful, stand back. Mo wo sho cho!Copy !req
160. It's all right - we're friends.
Take it easy. You're injured.Copy !req
161. My name is Sarah Jane Smith,
I mean you no harm.Copy !req
162. That is, as long as
you don't harm us.Copy !req
163. Language assimilated.Copy !req
164. Earth English.Copy !req
165. You will be catalogued.Copy !req
166. Species, human.Copy !req
167. Well, duh, you are on Earth.Copy !req
168. You have taken Judoon
officer's weapon.Copy !req
169. You assist prisoner's escape.Copy !req
170. We didn't help anyone escape.
We're trying to help you.Copy !req
171. Yeah. Your prisoner
clobbered you and ran off.Copy !req
172. We only took your gun because
you nearly blew our heads off!Copy !req
173. Who do you think you are, Jack Bauer?
You impede Judoon in duties.Copy !req
174. Sentence is execution.Copy !req
175. You're not in any shape
to execute anyone,Copy !req
176. let alone your only friends
on this planet.Copy !req
177. Your prisoner hit you pretty hard.
Who is he?Copy !req
178. More importantly,
how dangerous is he?Copy !req
179. He is destroyer of worlds.Copy !req
180. Here.Copy !req
181. For the blood.Copy !req
182. I, Tybo.Copy !req
183. Captain of 1,005th Judoon Guard.Copy !req
184. I'm very pleased to meet you,
Captain, but what I really wantCopy !req
185. to know is, who was your prisoner?Copy !req
186. Androvax the Annihilator.Copy !req
187. Wanted in five galaxies.Copy !req
188. 12 counts of global destruction.Copy !req
189. And you let him get away?Copy !req
190. Whoops! Is your butt rhinoburger
when you get back to the station.Copy !req
191. Didn't you have him in
handcuffs, or something?Copy !req
192. Prisoner was secured.Copy !req
193. I do not answer to humans!Copy !req
194. You crashed and let some creatureCopy !req
195. that has destroyed 12 planets
loose on ours.Copy !req
196. I think you answer to all of us,
Captain Tybo!Copy !req
197. I will recapture.Copy !req
198. Mummy! Julie!Copy !req
199. Argh! What was that?Copy !req
200. Luke, Rani. Stay with Captain Tybo.Copy !req
201. Clyde, come with me!Copy !req
202. And leave the gun!Copy !req
203. Wait for me!Copy !req
204. Hello?Copy !req
205. The monster...Copy !req
206. It's all right. It's gone,
it's gone now. You're safe.Copy !req
207. It... it took my mummy.Copy !req
208. Don't worry,
Sarah Jane will find your prisoner.Copy !req
209. Hello? Mum? Luke.Copy !req
210. 'How is Captain Tybo?'Copy !req
211. I think he's going to be all right.Copy !req
212. 'Keep him occupied.'Copy !req
213. We're in that church hall
that we passed.Copy !req
214. Keep him out of the way
for as long as you can.Copy !req
215. 'We think Androvax has taken
a little girl's mum hostage.'Copy !req
216. I have to find them first.
'OK, Mum.'Copy !req
217. We'll take care of it. 'Stay alert.'Copy !req
218. Yes, we'll be careful.Copy !req
219. Bye.Copy !req
220. Mum thinks Androvax is
heading back to the crash site.Copy !req
221. I hunt.Copy !req
222. I've had a look around.Copy !req
223. There's no sign of Androvax or
Julie's mum. I don't understand.Copy !req
224. What would a "destroyer of worlds"Copy !req
225. want with a little girl's mum.Copy !req
226. I don't know. A hostage?
Something to bargain with?Copy !req
227. Then Androvax doesn't know
Captain Tybo, does he?Copy !req
228. Tybo won't let something like a human
get in the way of his trigger finger.Copy !req
229. Which is exactly why we have to
find Androvax before Tybo does.Copy !req
230. This isn't going to work, Luke.Copy !req
231. Tybo's going to realise
that we're having him on.Copy !req
232. And I don't think Judoon
has much of a sense of humour.Copy !req
233. Mum just needs some time.
If Tybo catches up with AndrovaxCopy !req
234. that girl's mum
won't stand a chance.Copy !req
235. If he catches on to us,
neither will we.Copy !req
236. It was a monster!Copy !req
237. It was an alien. Not a monster.Copy !req
238. Aliens, they're people,
just like us.Copy !req
239. They just look a bit different,
that's all.Copy !req
240. No! It was scary!Copy !req
241. It... it looked horrible!Copy !req
242. We probably look
pretty awful to him, too.Copy !req
243. This is a strange place to him.Copy !req
244. I'm sure he's just
as scared as you are.Copy !req
245. Sarah Jane's right. I reckon
he just wants your mum to help him...Copy !req
246. phone... home. Or something.Copy !req
247. But the important thing is
you have to trust me, Julie.Copy !req
248. You have to trust me to find
your mum and to look after you.Copy !req
249. I trust you, Sarah Jane.Copy !req
250. Good.Copy !req
251. And then perhaps you can tell me
why my scanner has been readingCopy !req
252. you as not really human?Copy !req
253. Sarah Jane! Stay where you are.Copy !req
254. What do you want?Copy !req
255. I'm at the top of
the Judoon's Most Wanted List.Copy !req
256. I want to stay there.
Let Sarah Jane go!Copy !req
257. I don't think so.Copy !req
258. No! Leave her alone!Copy !req
259. Androvax not here. Did not return.
No trace. You lie!Copy !req
260. No! It wasn't a lie...Copy !req
261. It was a mistake.
There's a difference.Copy !req
262. A mistake isn't a crime.
Even to the Judoon.Copy !req
263. Give to me.Copy !req
264. That's my phone.
Communication device cost time.Copy !req
265. No good. Give.Copy !req
266. Better than being executed,
I suppose.Copy !req
267. But I want that back.
That was a birthday... present.Copy !req
268. No more mistake.Copy !req
269. This must be where Androvax
took the girl's mum hostage.Copy !req
270. Sarah Jane's gone now, so maybe
we're OK. Androvax was here.Copy !req
271. Evidence of humans, also.Copy !req
272. Could've been anyone.Copy !req
273. Trace. Trans-body fusion energy.Copy !req
274. What's that?Copy !req
275. What are you doing?Copy !req
276. Source located.Copy !req
277. Clyde!Copy !req
278. He's in a trance state.
I've seen my mum like this,Copy !req
279. when Mrs Wormwood kidnapped her!Copy !req
280. Clyde! Wake up! Where's Mum?Copy !req
281. Method ineffective.Copy !req
282. What? Get off!Copy !req
283. - What happened?
- Androvax.Copy !req
284. He stepped inside her.Copy !req
285. He did what? Where's Mum?Copy !req
286. It was weird.Copy !req
287. It was like he just
stepped inside her body.Copy !req
288. Androvax is Veil life form. Can hide
inside bodies of other beings.Copy !req
289. And you didn't think to tell us?
Knowledge not relevant.Copy !req
290. Not relevant?Copy !req
291. Now your escaped prisoner
is hiding inside my mum.Copy !req
292. I'd say that's pretty relevant,
wouldn't you? Is that the girl?Copy !req
293. We'd better go.
You'd be difficult to explain.Copy !req
294. Her mum's waking up, too.Copy !req
295. - Come on.
- Yeah.Copy !req
296. And has anybody got a towel?Copy !req
297. Mr Smith...Copy !req
298. I need you.Copy !req
299. This is crazy. If we're going to find
Sarah Jane or Androvax, whatever...Copy !req
300. then we're going to need a liftCopy !req
301. Who's going to stop for him?Copy !req
302. We could say it's fancy dress.Copy !req
303. Quick! Get him out of sight.
Transportation.Copy !req
304. No! That's the police!
Then they will co-operate.Copy !req
305. This cannot be good.Copy !req
306. He's got a gun.Copy !req
307. Commandeering your vehicle.Copy !req
308. That's an order. What's going on?Copy !req
309. Er, he's from... out of town.
Requisition slip.Copy !req
310. I'd take it if I were you.
Come on, get out of here.Copy !req
311. Co-operation appreciated.Copy !req
312. Let's go.Copy !req
313. Are you sure you can drive?Copy !req
314. I am trained to pilot all
methods of apprehension.Copy !req
315. Handbrake unnecessary.Copy !req
316. 'Sarah Jane, you look different.'Copy !req
317. Thank you, Mr Smith.Copy !req
318. You could say
I've had someone walk into my life.Copy !req
319. 'I'm detecting an alien presence.'Copy !req
320. Ignore it.Copy !req
321. 'But my analysis suggests
that it's a Veil life form.'Copy !req
322. Mr Smith, is your central processor
fully functioning?Copy !req
323. 'I believe so.'Copy !req
324. If you want it to stay that way,Copy !req
325. you'll do what you're supposed
to do and obey me. Got that?Copy !req
326. 'Yes, Sarah Jane. Understood.'Copy !req
327. Good. Then maybe we can get started.Copy !req
328. You are the most powerful computerCopy !req
329. on this odd little planet,
aren't you?Copy !req
330. 'I'm a Xylok.
I'm more than a computer.'Copy !req
331. But you can infiltrate any
computer system on Earth.Copy !req
332. No matter how they're defended,
right?Copy !req
333. 'If that were Sarah Jane
I was talking toCopy !req
334. 'she wouldn't need to ask.'Copy !req
335. I am Sarah Jane.Copy !req
336. I've just been upgraded.Copy !req
337. And you will obey me,Copy !req
338. because, as I understand, that
is what you're programmed to do.Copy !req
339. That is your purpose.Copy !req
340. 'What do you want, Miss Smith?'Copy !req
341. That's better.Copy !req
342. Can't you go any faster?Copy !req
343. Speed limit 30-miles-an-hour.Copy !req
344. What is it with you?Copy !req
345. Don't they get Starsky and Hutch
repeats in Judoonland? It is law.Copy !req
346. It's a police car, you can
turn on the blues and twos.Copy !req
347. Undercover operation.Copy !req
348. Tybo... What are you doing?Copy !req
349. Attention!Copy !req
350. Noise exceeds permitted levels.
Turn down.Copy !req
351. Have nice day.Copy !req
352. Mum?Copy !req
353. According to this brochure, this
building stretches back for miles.Copy !req
354. Well, a long way, anyway.Copy !req
355. It says here, "the square footage
is the biggest in West London."Copy !req
356. Is it really?Copy !req
357. I hope I've got enough plants.Copy !req
358. Oh, might have to get a second
van-load. This is ridiculous, Gita.Copy !req
359. You're going to get us arrested.Copy !req
360. Don't be such a wet blanket, Haresh.Copy !req
361. You're not in school now.Copy !req
362. No, but I'd still like to
have a job there tomorrow.Copy !req
363. No-one's going to arrest you.
We're not breaking any laws.Copy !req
364. I've read about this sort of thing.Copy !req
365. People go about, dead of night,Copy !req
366. planting flowers and
bushes around the city.Copy !req
367. Guerilla planting, they call it.Copy !req
368. We're not planting in the city.Copy !req
369. We're dumping dozens of plants in
the reception of a major corporation.Copy !req
370. You've had some barmy ideas,
Gita, but this beats them all.Copy !req
371. Wait till they see how much
nicer all this unfriendlyCopy !req
372. glass and steel will look
with some flowers and greenery.Copy !req
373. I still think sending them a letter,Copy !req
374. a brochure, would be a
more conventional approach.Copy !req
375. You see, conventional.Copy !req
376. That's your problem, my darling.Copy !req
377. If you want to grow
in corporate floristry,Copy !req
378. you have to learn to think
outside the seed box.Copy !req
379. It's a plant-eat-plant world,
Haresh. Believe me. Come on!Copy !req
380. Careful with that cheese plant!Copy !req
381. There's no car.Copy !req
382. Mum isn't here. Doesn't
mean she hasn't been. Come on.Copy !req
383. No Androvax. Must keep looking.Copy !req
384. No! You can't go stomping around!Copy !req
385. You're an alien! Someone'll notice.Copy !req
386. If Mum was here, there could be a
clue as to where they've gone.Copy !req
387. Clue? Oh, boy! Don't they teach you
anything in Judoon Police Academy?Copy !req
388. All I need. What's that?Copy !req
389. Judoon recovery mission.Copy !req
390. Entered solar space.Copy !req
391. More Judoon. Why does that
not sound like a good thing?Copy !req
392. Androvax not escape!
And what about my mum?Copy !req
393. Androvax capture and trial.Copy !req
394. Priority. Humans irrelevant.Copy !req
395. Tybo crossed the solar system
in 45 minutes.Copy !req
396. We've got to find Sarah Jane
before they get here.Copy !req
397. Trace. Trans-body fusion energy.Copy !req
398. Androvax was here.Copy !req
399. Come on.Copy !req
400. I've moved the van. At least they
won't do us for obstruction, as well.Copy !req
401. Haresh, just chill out.
There, perfect.Copy !req
402. Do you want to tell me
what you think you're doing?Copy !req
403. Oh. Hello.Copy !req
404. Here's my card.
Gita Chandra. Florist.Copy !req
405. Bloomin' Lovely.Copy !req
406. Bloomin' marvellous.
I think you'd better come with me.Copy !req
407. What did I tell you?
You and your bright ideas!Copy !req
408. Stop worrying. I told you,
Sarah knows the chief executive.Copy !req
409. It's all going to be fine.Copy !req
410. They were doing what?Copy !req
411. Plants?Copy !req
412. What sort of plants?Copy !req
413. Hello again, Mr Yorke.Copy !req
414. Sonic lipstick. Handy little toy.Copy !req
415. Especially for getting
in places I shouldn't be.Copy !req
416. Security!
You're wasting your time, Mr Yorke.Copy !req
417. I've disabled the entire
Genetec communications system.Copy !req
418. Have to tell you, it seems a prettyCopy !req
419. extreme way of continuing
our conversation, Miss Smith.Copy !req
420. I'm done talking, Mr Yorke.Copy !req
421. I want... your nanoforms. What?Copy !req
422. They're going to build me something.Copy !req
423. Something... very special.Copy !req
424. Mr Smith, we need you!Copy !req
425. 'Luke! Clyde! Rani! Run!Copy !req
426. 'Get out of the house, now!'Copy !req
427. I don't understand. 'Sarah Jane
has instructed my self-detonationCopy !req
428. 'protocols to initiate
on activation.Copy !req
429. 'I will explode in 60 seconds.'
Oh, boy.Copy !req
430. 'The explosion will destroy
all of Bannerman Road.Copy !req
431. 'You must run! Now!'Copy !req
432. The nanoforms, they're multiplying.Copy !req
433. They're responding
to my programming.Copy !req
434. The safety protocols can't cope
with that rate of multiplication.Copy !req
435. They'll swarm.
I'm releasing them to build my ship.Copy !req
436. If they get into the environment
they'll take the planet apart!Copy !req
437. Do your work!Copy !req
438. Destroy... Earth!Copy !req