1. Help! Help me!Copy !req
2. Oh, my God, Pete.
What happened?Copy !req
3. You were the only one
I could call.Copy !req
4. Okay, stay here.
I'm gonna call 911, alright?Copy !req
5. No, no, no.
It's too late.Copy !req
6. Will you please
just do me a favor?
Of course.Copy !req
7. After I die, could you please
roll my ashes upCopy !req
8. into a blunt...Copy !req
9. and smoke me?Copy !req
10. Oh, you ass!
I almost had a heart attack!Copy !req
11. It's jerky.
Happy Halloween.Copy !req
12. What?Copy !req
13. There's something seriously
wrong with you.Copy !req
14. You didn't inherit
Dad's love for Halloween?Copy !req
15. That guy was
the king of pranks.Copy !req
16. He loved messing with me
all the time.Copy !req
17. Yes, my favorite prank
was whenCopy !req
18. he abandoned me
at the age of 10.Copy !req
19. Wow. Very dark.
Nice.Copy !req
20. So, aside from giving me
a coronary,Copy !req
21. what are you doing
in town?Copy !req
22. Are you kidding? L. A. is lit
during Halloween season.Copy !req
23. I got five parties
lined up.Copy !req
24. You didn't bring Chastity?Copy !req
25. No. She's, uh,
stuck in Tempe.Copy !req
26. They're doing a haunted house
at the strip club.Copy !req
27. But I was wondering
if you still haveCopy !req
28. that open-door policy
on your guest room?Copy !req
29. A little notice would have been
nice, but, yeah, sure.Copy !req
30. How long would you like
to stay?Copy !req
31. Oh, just a couple days.
Weeks. Months. I don't know.Copy !req
32. But I do need some clothes.
And deodorant.Copy !req
33. And a toothbrush.
Uh, I don't have anything.Copy !req
34. Of course not.
W-Why— Why would you?Copy !req
35. Hmm. Can you grab
the blueberries?Copy !req
36. We don't have any.Copy !req
37. Wha—
I just went shopping.Copy !req
38. Hey, when you
finish something,Copy !req
39. you need to put it on
the shopping list.Copy !req
40. I didn't eat them.
I didn't.Copy !req
41. Okay. Fine.Copy !req
42. Just— Just next time,
put it on the list.Copy !req
43. Oh, hey, did you figure out
what costume you're gonna wearCopy !req
44. to the West Hollywood parade
tonight?Copy !req
45. Um... not yet.Copy !req
46. I sent you
a ton of suggestions.Copy !req
47. No offense...
but they all sucked.Copy !req
48. Um, o-okay. Well, just because
you say "no offense"Copy !req
49. doesn't mean
it hurts less.Copy !req
50. Hello.
Hi.Copy !req
51. I'm Margaret from 604.
You're a cop, right?Copy !req
52. Yeah.
Uh, what's going on?Copy !req
53. Hey. Stop!
No, no!Copy !req
54. Those are
delicate instruments!Copy !req
55. Oh, go screw yourself!Copy !req
56. Whoa. Police.
Hey.Copy !req
57. What's going on?
They robbed me!Copy !req
58. Okay, that is not
at all true.Copy !req
59. Mrs. Crouch hired usCopy !req
60. to rid her home
of an aggressive spirit.Copy !req
61. You mean a ghost?
You guys are ghost hunters?Copy !req
62. Yeah, we are. The spirit
in Mrs. Crouch's apartmentCopy !req
63. is rather just stubborn,Copy !req
64. so we said that
we would do a follow-up.Copy !req
65. For another $5,000.
She already paid them $10,000.Copy !req
66. Our prices are in line
with industry standards.Copy !req
67. You didn't get rid of my ghost!
Now, give me my money back!Copy !req
68. Okay, here's
what's gonna happen.Copy !req
69. Mrs. Crouch is gonna stop
trashing your stuff,Copy !req
70. and you guys are going to
give me your informationCopy !req
71. so I can pass it on
to a detective.Copy !req
72. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
73. Hey,
what are you doing here?Copy !req
74. I just felt like
swinging byCopy !req
75. and seeing the best detective
in the city.Copy !req
76. You have a client
in lockup?Copy !req
77. That too.Copy !req
78. Well, don't forget to pick up
candy for tonight.Copy !req
79. And not
those variety packsCopy !req
80. with that pathetic,
fun-sized nonsense.Copy !req
81. We serve full-sized bars
at the Lopez-Evers abode.Copy !req
82. Uh, good morning.
Good morning.Copy !req
83. Um, I need a favor.
What's up?Copy !req
84. My neighbor is being
taken advantage of.Copy !req
85. There are these, uh,
paranormal expert,Copy !req
86. ghost hunters, whatever.Copy !req
87. They're charging her
10 grandCopy !req
88. to rid her apartment
of ghosts.Copy !req
89. That's ridiculous.Copy !req
90. 10 grand should at least get you
a quality exorcism.Copy !req
91. That said, making a case
against them could be tricky.Copy !req
92. Yeah, tarot, fortune-telling,
necromancy, ghost hunting—Copy !req
93. all the psychic arts
are legal in California.Copy !req
94. But she's an old lady
on a fixed income.Copy !req
95. There's no way
she can afford $10,000Copy !req
96. on "psychic services."Copy !req
97. Well, now, that changes
the equation.Copy !req
98. Yeah, elder financial fraud
is a crime.Copy !req
99. I'll look into it.
Thank you.
You're the best.Copy !req
100. Excuse me.Copy !req
101. Hello.
This is Lucy Chen.Copy !req
102. Um... confirming
what appointment?Copy !req
103. Excuse me?Copy !req
104. Your mother did what?Copy !req
105. She pre-paid for me
to have my eggs frozenCopy !req
106. at a fertility clinic.Copy !req
107. I thought you and your mother
weren't talking.Copy !req
108. She's definitely
talking now.Copy !req
109. Seriously, what makes her think
she has the right?Copy !req
110. Alright. Nolan...Copy !req
111. Can you tell me what today is
and what "ACH" stands for?Copy !req
112. Today is Halloween, and I have
no idea what "ACH" stands for.Copy !req
113. No candy
for partial answers.Copy !req
114. Harper?Copy !req
115. Anything can happen.Copy !req
116. Basically a reminder
to be extra carefulCopy !req
117. 'cause today is Halloween
and Halloween is unpredictable.Copy !req
118. Correct.
And since Officer ThorsenCopy !req
119. has range qualifications today,
you're back riding with Nolan.Copy !req
120. Oh, just like old times.Copy !req
121. Yeah, without the fear of
the whole blue-page thing.Copy !req
122. Uh, what kind of unpredictable
can we expect today?Copy !req
123. Good question, Chen.Copy !req
124. Lot of liquid courage.
Lot of 211's.Copy !req
125. Teenagers snatching
little kids' candy.Copy !req
126. Masked people running into
liquor stores.Copy !req
127. Do they have a gun, or are they
just late for a party?Copy !req
128. Muzzle discipline
is critical.Copy !req
129. And?Copy !req
130. Can you remind us how you got
your uniform tornCopy !req
131. three Halloweens ago?Copy !req
132. Uh...Copy !req
133. if you get dispatched
to a loud party,Copy !req
134. make sure they know
you're not the stripper.Copy !req
135. We'll try to get you home
on time,Copy !req
136. but it's Halloween, so...Copy !req
137. Anything can happen.Copy !req
138. Exactly.
Alright, be safe out there.Copy !req
139. This is nice,
being together again.Copy !req
140. It's actually a relief
riding with someoneCopy !req
141. who can handle himself.Copy !req
142. A compliment?
How far we've come.Copy !req
143. I am in a good place.Copy !req
144. You know, work's good,
James is great.Copy !req
145. I have a wonderful relationship
with my daughter.Copy !req
146. And, I don't know, this job,
it's— it's changed everything.Copy !req
147. Nice.Copy !req
148. Lila excited
for Halloween?Copy !req
149. Oh, beyond.
She's changed her costumeCopy !req
150. like 10 times this week.Copy !req
151. And how do you
and Donovan arrangeCopy !req
152. for trick-or-treating?Copy !req
153. We're supposed to alternate
years, but this morning,Copy !req
154. Lila told her father and I
that she wanted to doCopy !req
155. a family-themed costume,
like we used to wear.Copy !req
156. That sounds...
complicated?Copy !req
157. Yeah.
But, you know,Copy !req
158. she has her heart
set on it,Copy !req
159. and Donovan and I are in
a good place, so we agreed.Copy !req
160. Hmm.Copy !req
161. That's very enlightened
of you.
Thank you.Copy !req
162. I mean, what's the worst
that could happen?Copy !req
163. Seriously, why would you
jinx me like that?Copy !req
164. Um, I should probably
take this.Copy !req
165. Go ahead.Copy !req
166. Hey, Chastity.
How's it going?Copy !req
167. Terrible.
Are— Are you sitting down?Copy !req
168. It's— It's—
It's about your brother.Copy !req
169. He's missing.
Oh, no, he's—Copy !req
170. He went to the store
last night,Copy !req
171. and he went to go get
corn nuts and Fanta,Copy !req
172. and— and no one's seen him
since, and I'm just—Copy !req
173. I'm worried that he may have
fallen off the wagon.Copy !req
174. He's— He's on the wagon?Copy !req
175. Yes, and I would have called
the Tempe Police,Copy !req
176. but they're still mad about
the glitter bomb and—Copy !req
177. Okay, no, no, Chastity,
um, Pete's fine.Copy !req
178. He— He's not on a bender
and he's not missing.Copy !req
179. He's here in Los Angeles.
He's with me.Copy !req
180. That son of a bitch.Copy !req
181. O-Okay. You want to tell me
what's going on?Copy !req
182. What's going on is, I am going
to kill your little brotherCopy !req
183. the next time I see him,
but before, I'm gonna ruptureCopy !req
184. his delicate parts
with a pair of stilettosCopy !req
185. and close up all of his
openings with a hot glue gun.Copy !req
186. O-Okay. You—
You do realize you—Copy !req
187. you've described about
six crimes to me, right?Copy !req
188. Ugh.Copy !req
189. You have to hand it to her—
she's very creative.Copy !req
190. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
191. Happy Halloween.
Be safe out there.Copy !req
192. Thank you.Copy !req
193. I'm just saying,
I am only 29.Copy !req
194. My eggs are nowhere near
their expiration date.Copy !req
195. But clearly, my mother thinks
that I'm a pathetic loserCopy !req
196. who's never gonna find
a partnerCopy !req
197. before her fertility clock
ticks down.Copy !req
198. Or she's just looking out
for you,Copy !req
199. knowing how busy you are.Copy !req
200. Wha—
Why are you taking her side?Copy !req
201. I'm not taking her side.Copy !req
202. It's just—
It's a biological factCopy !req
203. that you have a ticking
reproductive clock.Copy !req
204. Mm. Don't be smug about
the fact that menCopy !req
205. can have kids
well into their 90s.Copy !req
206. I'm not even 30
and apparently,Copy !req
207. I need to flash-freeze
my ovaries.Copy !req
208. It's just insurance, okay?Copy !req
209. Look, you don't get
car insuranceCopy !req
210. hoping that
you crash your car.Copy !req
211. The policy is a waste
of money, alright?Copy !req
212. If your mom wants to pay
the bill, let her.Copy !req
213. I'm gonna pretend
you didn't just compareCopy !req
214. my fertility
to a car wreck.Copy !req
215. I can't find my daughter.
Selina.Copy !req
216. She's dressed
like Stitch.Copy !req
217. Uh, ma'am, she's—
she's right over there.Copy !req
218. No.Copy !req
219. There were two kids
dressed as Stitch.Copy !req
220. Okay. A parent probably
just grabbed the wrong kid.Copy !req
221. Um, hi. My name is Tim.
What's your name?Copy !req
222. Alton.Copy !req
223. Okay, did your mom or dad
accidentally leaveCopy !req
224. without you, Alton?Copy !req
225. My dad.Copy !req
226. Okay, and what's
your dad's name?Copy !req
227. Daddy.Copy !req
228. Okay, I got this.Copy !req
229. Hi. Do you know
where you live?Copy !req
230. Oh, great. You are so smart.
Where?Copy !req
231. In a house.Copy !req
232. Mm-hmm.
Yeah. Okay.Copy !req
233. This is gonna take a little bit
longer than I thought.Copy !req
234. You didn't tell her
I was here, did you?Copy !req
235. Yes, of course I did.
She was freaking out.Copy !req
236. She thought
you'd gone missing.Copy !req
237. Are you not aware
of the Bro Code?Copy !req
238. 'Cause rule number seven
clearly statesCopy !req
239. that when a girlfriend
asks where your bro is,Copy !req
240. the answer is always,
"I don't know!"Copy !req
241. God, you're the worst
half-brother ever!Copy !req
242. I was about to say
the same thing.Copy !req
243. Oh, good.
So you agree.Copy !req
244. I'm the—Copy !req
245. Okay.
You— You know what?Copy !req
246. I can't— Pete, I got to go.
I got to go.Copy !req
247. Control, 7-Adam-15.Copy !req
248. 415 unknown,
Third and Gardner.Copy !req
249. People are running.
Stand by.Copy !req
250. Get out of there!Copy !req
251. Over there!Copy !req
252. Zombie!Copy !req
253. Ma'am?Copy !req
254. Ma'am, we're here to help.
What's your name?Copy !req
255. Ma'am, can you hear me?Copy !req
256. Ugh!Copy !req
257. You ready for round two?Copy !req
258. Yeah?Copy !req
259. Come on!Copy !req
260. 7-Adam-15,
one in custody.Copy !req
261. On some kind of 11-3.Copy !req
262. She's having a seizure.Copy !req
263. You're the ones
who brought her in?Copy !req
264. Yeah.
She tried to eat us.Copy !req
265. Is— Is she
having a seizure?Copy !req
266. Most likely a drug-induced
seizure.Copy !req
267. Any idea what she took?Copy !req
268. Given the super strength,
I'd say PCP,Copy !req
269. but honestly, I've never seen
anything like this before.Copy !req
270. It's got to be
some new designer drug.Copy !req
271. Ugh. I hate Halloween.Copy !req
272. I'll reach out when
the tox screen comes back.Copy !req
273. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
274. Police.Copy !req
275. Would I lie to you?
Invest now, buddy.Copy !req
276. Get in on the ground floor
and I'll make you rich.Copy !req
277. What? I'm busy.Copy !req
278. Sir, you're the prime suspect
in a kidnapping.Copy !req
279. Let me call you back.Copy !req
280. Did you just
take a childCopy !req
281. from the Mid-Wilshire
police station?Copy !req
282. Yeah.
My son, Alton.Copy !req
283. Sir, that is not
your son.Copy !req
284. Hey, Selina?Copy !req
285. Hey, could you take off
your hood, please?Copy !req
286. Hi.Copy !req
287. Holy crap.
I swear, I had no idea.Copy !req
288. Hey, are you okay?Copy !req
289. More candy.Copy !req
290. You can ask your mom.
Let's go.Copy !req
291. Noooooooo.
I want to stay here.Copy !req
292. My mom doesn't let me
eat sugar.Copy !req
293. Hello.
I'm Detective Lopez.Copy !req
294. Oh, we are picking upCopy !req
295. some very strange
readings in here.Copy !req
296. Must be the ghosts
of all the con artistsCopy !req
297. I've sent to prison.Copy !req
298. 10 grand to pretend
to clean an apartmentCopy !req
299. full of ghosts
is a good hustle.Copy !req
300. It's not a hustle.Copy !req
301. Shh.
Just listen.Copy !req
302. Mrs. Crouch
is on a pension,Copy !req
303. and you two are draining
what's left of her future.Copy !req
304. You have two options—Copy !req
305. give her a refund,
or I'll start digging aroundCopy !req
306. and see if there's
a pattern of abuse.Copy !req
307. We are not
con artists.Copy !req
308. Paranormal phenomena
is real science.Copy !req
309. Now, we detected a presence
in Mrs. Crouch's home.Copy !req
310. We set up infrared thermometers
all over the apartmentCopy !req
311. and recorded
a substantive dropCopy !req
312. in the ambient temperature
in the bathroom.Copy !req
313. A temperature drop which is
evidence of a spectral presence.Copy !req
314. Or a draft.Copy !req
315. And our UV camera
picked up this.Copy !req
316. There. That is the spirit
we were trying to clearCopy !req
317. from Mrs. Crouch's home.Copy !req
318. That's a digital glitch
or your own shadow.Copy !req
319. Spoken like
a true innocent.Copy !req
320. You have to understand
that before it wasCopy !req
321. some marketing gimmick
to sell candy and costumes,Copy !req
322. Halloween was the sacred day
when the veil betweenCopy !req
323. our world and the next parted
and the spirits moved freely.Copy !req
324. You misunderstand.Copy !req
325. I'm not saying I don't believe
in evil spirits.Copy !req
326. I'm saying
I don't believe in you.Copy !req
327. Detective...Copy !req
328. Mrs. Crouch
is in real danger.Copy !req
329. And we need to get back there
to finish the cleanse.Copy !req
330. Not happening.Copy !req
331. I gave you a chance
to do the right thing.Copy !req
332. You want to do this
the hard way, we'll
do this the hard way.Copy !req
333. This will be quick.Copy !req
334. As long as I get that free lunch
you promised me,Copy !req
335. I am good.Copy !req
336. Everything's in the fridge.
Help yourself.Copy !req
337. Hey.
I love this shirt.Copy !req
338. It makes me look like
a lumberjack.Copy !req
339. Hey, I know you.Copy !req
340. Nice to see you again.Copy !req
341. What's with
the lecture face?Copy !req
342. This isn't lecture face.
I don't have lecture face.Copy !req
343. That is 100%
a lecture face.Copy !req
344. I'm-a make a sandwich.Copy !req
345. Pete, what's going on
with Chastity?Copy !req
346. Why are you really here?Copy !req
347. So she didn't tell you?Copy !req
348. No, she hung up on me.
She's pissed.Copy !req
349. Well, that's because
she'sCopy !req
350. I'm sorry, she's what?Copy !req
351. Pren— She's nent.Copy !req
352. She's fragrant?
She's pregnant.Copy !req
353. What? Pete!Copy !req
354. So, you— you walk out
on her and let her believeCopy !req
355. you've gone missing?Copy !req
356. What are you—
Oh, so I freaked out.
Relax, okay?Copy !req
357. What— What exactly
about this makes you thinkCopy !req
358. that I'll be a good dad, okay?Copy !req
359. I-I-I don't floss.
I've never had a vegetable.Copy !req
360. I-I have the IQ
of a hummingbird,Copy !req
361. which I'm told they're
the stupidest of the birds.Copy !req
362. The biggest favor
I can do for this kid
is to just walk away.Copy !req
363. You can't be serious.Copy !req
364. You have a kid, right?
W-Would you let me babysit?Copy !req
365. Uh, I'd be more likely
to put her in charge of you.Copy !req
366. See?
So you're gonna do to your baby
what our dad did to me?Copy !req
367. Yeah, I know Dad left you,
but he stayed for me,Copy !req
368. and look how that turned out, alright?Copy !req
369. I just know if
I stick around,Copy !req
370. I'm just gonna
screw it up.Copy !req
371. Sorry to interrupt, but our
zombie suspect is conscious.Copy !req
372. Sorry,
did you say "zombie"?Copy !req
373. We'll finish this later.Copy !req
374. And a hummingbird is
a proud and noble animal.Copy !req
375. That poor kid.Copy !req
376. Imagine having that idiot
as your father.Copy !req
377. Guy was just clueless.Copy !req
378. There are a lot worse
out there. Trust me.Copy !req
379. I'm living proof that some
people should not be parents.Copy !req
380. You think
you'll ever have kids?Copy !req
381. Uh, honestly?Copy !req
382. I, uh, thought I would've
had some by now.Copy !req
383. Isabel and I,
we made all these plans—Copy !req
384. pop out three kids,
watch them grow up,Copy !req
385. have kids of their own.Copy !req
386. But...Copy !req
387. Things don't always
work out.Copy !req
388. Which is why you think I should
make contingency plans.Copy !req
389. Watch out!Copy !req
390. Control, 7-Adam-100!
Possible 51-50!Copy !req
391. Olympic at Citrus.Copy !req
392. Male, 30s,
is now attacking my shop.Copy !req
393. Get an additional unit
and an RA. Code 3.Copy !req
394. Uh, Amber, hi.Copy !req
395. I'm, uh, Nyla.
This is John.Copy !req
396. What drug did you take?
Amber?Copy !req
397. She was speaking earlier—
random words here and there.Copy !req
398. It's clear that whatever
this drug is,Copy !req
399. it has had a catastrophic effect
on her nervous system.Copy !req
400. The damage to her brain
might be irreparable.Copy !req
401. We should check back
with the tech guys,Copy !req
402. see if they had any luck
opening Amber's phone.Copy !req
403. We need to track down
her dealer.Copy !req
404. Biter?
Yes.Copy !req
405. We had one, too.Copy !req
406. They ID the drug yet?
No.Copy !req
407. Guys, honestly,
have you ever seenCopy !req
408. anything like
this before?Copy !req
409. You all okay?
Nothing broken,
nothing bleeding.Copy !req
410. Yeah,
but plenty is sore.Copy !req
411. The Intel Unit says
this new drug is called Bomb-X,Copy !req
412. and it's being sold on something
called ClipTalk.Copy !req
413. That's a new
social media app.Copy !req
414. Once we figure out which
hashtags are trending,Copy !req
415. we'll be able to whittle it down
to our dealer.Copy !req
416. Until then,
we're just playing catch-up,Copy !req
417. and a lot of innocent people
are getting hurt.Copy !req
418. What do you
want us to do, Sarge?Copy !req
419. Nothing.
I called in extra personnelCopy !req
420. for the midnight shift.Copy !req
421. I'm going
to brief them now.Copy !req
422. You're all end of watch.Copy !req
423. And what are you doing?
Stay with you.Copy !req
424. Sergeant Reeves is covering two
districts on this crazy night.Copy !req
425. The least I can do
is help.Copy !req
426. Thanks.Copy !req
427. It was all a big
misunderstanding.Copy !req
428. No. The Edwards
took advantage of you.Copy !req
429. Uh, no, darling.
I was wrong.Copy !req
430. My ghost hasn't
made a peep in hours.Copy !req
431. All that tinkering
they did worked.Copy !req
432. Or they could have caused
the paranormal activity,Copy !req
433. in which case, they also
could have made it stop.Copy !req
434. Sometimes,
people prey on seniors.Copy !req
435. You know what they do
even more often?Copy !req
436. Underestimate us.Copy !req
437. I'm not an idiot.Copy !req
438. No, ma'am. I didn't mean
to suggest that you were.Copy !req
439. As soon as strange things
started happening,Copy !req
440. I did my research.Copy !req
441. Let me tell you,Copy !req
442. there's no way this building
isn't... haunted.Copy !req
443. Dare I ask
what you're in for?Copy !req
444. Hi.Copy !req
445. Pete.Copy !req
446. I hate you.Copy !req
447. Okay.Copy !req
448. Yeah, you make me think.
I don't like thinking.Copy !req
449. Yeah, well, thinking sucks,
but sometimes,Copy !req
450. that's the price you pay
for being an adult.Copy !req
451. Yeah, well, you know, I'm not
gonna ghost Chastity, okay?Copy !req
452. If she wants to have a baby,
then I'll man up, you know,Copy !req
453. I'll take care
of my family,Copy !req
454. but I-I don't know
what I'm doing.Copy !req
455. I don't have any skills.Copy !req
456. Start with what you know.Copy !req
457. Yeah, but all I know how
to do is, you know, gambleCopy !req
458. and, like, do drugs,Copy !req
459. and, you know,
I don't even do that anymore.Copy !req
460. Well, let's start with that.
Okay, gambling.Copy !req
461. Um, you, uh—
you need patience,Copy !req
462. uh, strategic thinking, uh,Copy !req
463. uh, optimism,
being able to read people.Copy !req
464. Your knowledge
of the drug trade.Copy !req
465. You could...Copy !req
466. Uh, you...Copy !req
467. You.Copy !req
468. You could help us.Copy !req
469. Hey, do you know anything
about buying drugsCopy !req
470. through ClipTalk?Copy !req
471. Yeah.
Only, like, everything.Copy !req
472. Really?
Yeah. You, uh—Copy !req
473. You want me to help you
get drugs?Copy !req
474. I—
I don't think
I could do that.Copy !req
475. I don't think NA would be
too proud of that.Copy !req
476. I— It's not for me,
and I would never do anythingCopy !req
477. to endanger your sobriety.
I just—Copy !req
478. If you could give us
any insight on Bomb-X,Copy !req
479. you could help
a lot of people, Pete.Copy !req
480. Alright.
Check this out.Copy !req
481. It's actually pretty easy
to do.Copy !req
482. So you just go on here,Copy !req
483. and his name
is Flamebroiled6060,Copy !req
484. which is street slang
for getting lit.Copy !req
485. Pete.
Yeah?Copy !req
486. How'd you like to make
500 bucks?Copy !req
487. Can I hold your gun?
No.Copy !req
488. Please?
Come on.Copy !req
489. You never let me
hold the gun.Copy !req
490. I think your building
is haunted.Copy !req
491. I did some research,Copy !req
492. and while our ghost busters
may be frauds,Copy !req
493. this place is destined to be
a Netflix documentary.Copy !req
494. What happened?Copy !req
495. In 1912, the building
was constructedCopy !req
496. as a textile factory.Copy !req
497. A year later, seven workers
died in a fire.Copy !req
498. 1927, a speakeasy opens
in the basement.Copy !req
499. It closes within the year.Copy !req
500. Employees kept quitting,
driven out by the soundsCopy !req
501. of people screaming
as they died.Copy !req
502. That's awful.Copy !req
503. The building shuts down during
the Depression,Copy !req
504. doesn't open again
until the '60s,Copy !req
505. when a charming,
young musicianCopy !req
506. decides to use it
for his recording studio.Copy !req
507. Brian Wilson?Copy !req
508. Charles Manson.
Mnh.Copy !req
509. In the aughts, the building
was purchasedCopy !req
510. and converted into
the hipster catnip apartmentsCopy !req
511. we see before us.Copy !req
512. A worker goes missing
during construction.Copy !req
513. A week later, he's found
in one of the walls,Copy !req
514. surrounded by
scratch marks,Copy !req
515. as if he tried to
claw his way out.Copy !req
516. Okay. Let's move.
I know an underpassCopy !req
517. that stays pretty warm
this time of year.Copy !req
518. No, we are not moving.Copy !req
519. Look, this is all creepy
and just not great,Copy !req
520. but ghosts aren't real.Copy !req
521. The only real problem
are the con artistsCopy !req
522. that are preying on
Mrs. Crouch.Copy !req
523. She's the one who pointed me
to the building's history.Copy !req
524. And unfortunately,
she doesn't want our help.Copy !req
525. But elder fraud goes way down
when a trusted friendCopy !req
526. or a family member
or nosy neighbor...Copy !req
527. Well...
takes an interest.Copy !req
528. So I'm 99% certain our
ghost hunters won't be back.Copy !req
529. Man. I hope I have a neighbor
as caring as meCopy !req
530. when I'm old and alone.Copy !req
531. Rough week
on the dating market?Copy !req
532. It is so much worse
than that.Copy !req
533. My mother has literally paidCopy !req
534. to have my eggs
harvested and frozen.Copy !req
535. I wouldn't laugh
if I were you.Copy !req
536. Life sneaks up on you fast,Copy !req
537. Miss
I-just-went-through-puberty.Copy !req
538. Hey, if she wants to pay
for it, why not?Copy !req
539. Egg freezing costs
thousands of dollars.Copy !req
540. Now you can do it
for free.Copy !req
541. The real cost
is my peace of mindCopy !req
542. every time my mother asks meCopy !req
543. when I'm gonna take
her grandkidsCopy !req
544. out of the deep freeze.Copy !req
545. So then don't freeze your eggs
and just adopt.Copy !req
546. It's not like there's
a shortage of kids out
there who need it.Copy !req
547. Well, I got to get home
for Jack's first Halloween.Copy !req
548. Call me if you need
recommendations for movers.Copy !req
549. We're not moving.Copy !req
550. Uh-huh.Copy !req
551. Oh, hey, look,
it's Mom.Copy !req
552. You're late.Copy !req
553. Well, given that
I was just informedCopy !req
554. about our family-themed
costume today,Copy !req
555. I think I deserve
a little credit.Copy !req
556. Okay.
But you look super cute,
baby girl.Copy !req
557. Thanks.Copy !req
558. You make a great
Rey Skywalker.Copy !req
559. Oh. Are you just
saying thatCopy !req
560. because I am
a real-life badass,Copy !req
561. or because I look good
holding a lightsaber?Copy !req
562. Uh, both?Copy !req
563. Hmm, that was
a good answer.Copy !req
564. Hmm, okay.Copy !req
565. Thanks for coming, though.Copy !req
566. And for wearing
the whole costume.Copy !req
567. It really means a lot
to her.Copy !req
568. Well, thanks for the invite.
It means a lot to me.Copy !req
569. Nyla, is that you?Copy !req
570. Mrs. Dolinsky.Copy !req
571. So great to see you two
back together again.Copy !req
572. I never liked
that Penelope.Copy !req
573. Uh, I'm still dating
Penelope.Copy !req
574. Yeah, we're—
we're not back together.Copy !req
575. We are just reunited to fight
for the Rebel Alliance.Copy !req
576. Happy Halloween.Copy !req
577. Happy Halloween.
Happy Halloween.Copy !req
578. This is gonna be
a long night, huh?Copy !req
579. Yep.Copy !req
580. Hey, thanks for
coming with me.Copy !req
581. I know it's not really
your thing,Copy !req
582. and I really appreciate
the company.Copy !req
583. I promised myself
I'd try new things.Copy !req
584. Or old things, I guess.Copy !req
585. You couldn't have picked,
you know,Copy !req
586. costumes from
this century?Copy !req
587. Well, you know,
Bonnie and Clyde are not old,Copy !req
588. they are iconic.
Mm.Copy !req
589. Gosh, why is it
always so cold
in this bathroom?Copy !req
590. 'Cause like 20 people
died in here.Copy !req
591. Oh, my gosh.
Don't even—Copy !req
592. What—Copy !req
593. Oh.Copy !req
594. That's why it's always
so cold in here.Copy !req
595. Give me a hand.Copy !req
596. Whoa, uh, that's...
creepy.Copy !req
597. You heard the history.Copy !req
598. This building has been
repurposed and subdividedCopy !req
599. so many times,Copy !req
600. I bet there are little
nooks and cranniesCopy !req
601. all over the place.Copy !req
602. Okay. You stay here.
I will be right back.Copy !req
603. Yeah, like I'm
really gonna let youCopy !req
604. just climb through the gates
of hell by yourself.Copy !req
605. Have you ever seen
a horror movie?Copy !req
606. Fine.Copy !req
607. You can come.Copy !req
608. Yes!Copy !req
609. Okay.Copy !req
610. Okay, stay close.Copy !req
611. Oof.Copy !req
612. Oof.Copy !req
613. Watch your step.Copy !req
614. Someone's been back here.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
615. Uh-oh.Copy !req
616. Now do you believe I didn't
eat all the blueberries?Copy !req
617. The ghost who's been living
in our walls did.Copy !req
618. So Pete set up a controlled buy
with the Bomb-X dealer.Copy !req
619. And you know your way
around ClipTalk?Copy !req
620. Oh, yeah. I used to use it
to get ketamineCopy !req
621. and Molly
and shrooms and—Copy !req
622. Something you might
not want to admit in
a room full of cops.Copy !req
623. Uh, I mean alle—
allegedly did... that.Copy !req
624. Anyway, who's gonna
actually buy the drugs,Copy !req
625. like, in real life?Copy !req
626. No offense, but you fit
the profile.Copy !req
627. Yeah. Totally.
I get that.Copy !req
628. I just— Uh, the thing is,
I don't really want to be,Copy !req
629. like, touching the drugs,Copy !req
630. because once I get
my hands on it,Copy !req
631. I don't think I could trust
myself around it,Copy !req
632. 'cause I don't really have
great self-restraint.Copy !req
633. We'll have eyes on you
the whole time, alright?Copy !req
634. You'll never have a chance
to use the drugs. I promise.Copy !req
635. If you're uncomfortable
for any reason,Copy !req
636. we'll find another way.Copy !req
637. No, no.
I-I got it.Copy !req
638. And you'll— you'll be
looking out for me, right?Copy !req
639. I'll be looking out
for you.Copy !req
640. Thanks for stepping in.Copy !req
641. And good luck.Copy !req
642. Alright. So you're
gonna get wired upCopy !req
643. and go in, take the cash
that we give you,Copy !req
644. and buy the Bomb-X.Copy !req
645. Here's the important part—Copy !req
646. Clean him out.
Buy everything.Copy !req
647. That way, he has to go back
to his supplier.Copy !req
648. Okay, and then
we follow him.Copy !req
649. That's when
we follow him.Copy !req
650. At that point, you are done.
One more thing.Copy !req
651. You have to be
strip-searched. Twice.Copy !req
652. Uh, before and after.
In front of two witnesses.Copy !req
653. You cops really do like it
freaky, huh?Copy !req
654. It's so the dealer's defense
team can't claim laterCopy !req
655. that you had drugs on you
before you made the buy.Copy !req
656. Alright.
Let's get this over with.Copy !req
657. Might as well start
with the holes.Copy !req
658. Pete, Pete, Pete,
Pete, Pete!
Yeah?Copy !req
659. Not here.Copy !req
660. What the—?Copy !req
661. No?
Not here.
Not here.Copy !req
662. Oh, sorry.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
663. Happy Halloween.Copy !req
664. She's out.Copy !req
665. She did hit a record number
of houses this year.Copy !req
666. Is she okay under there?Copy !req
667. Uh, I asked her if she wanted
to take it off, but, uh,Copy !req
668. she threatened me
with bodily injury.Copy !req
669. Freshen you up?Copy !req
670. Yeah. Sure.
Why not?Copy !req
671. Oh.Copy !req
672. I am not used to walking miles
in $6 pleather boots.Copy !req
673. Maybe next year, we can steer
her towards a familyCopy !req
674. that wears
comfy track suits.Copy !req
675. Mm.
Like "The Royal Tenenbaums"?Copy !req
676. Exactly.Copy !req
677. We used to love that film.Copy !req
678. Yeah.Copy !req
679. You know, I'm sorry
it got awkward todayCopy !req
680. with people thinking
that we were back together.Copy !req
681. But seeing her so happy
made it worth it.Copy !req
682. Look, I know that we're
supposed to split holidays,Copy !req
683. but she's just growing up
so fast,Copy !req
684. and I hate the idea of missing
any more time with her.Copy !req
685. I know what you mean.Copy !req
686. Maybe we can
come up with, um...Copy !req
687. a new schedule.Copy !req
688. Something
a bit more fluid.Copy !req
689. I'd like that.Copy !req
690. To us...
and being more...Copy !req
691. fluid.Copy !req
692. So it's not a ghost.Copy !req
693. There is someone
living in our walls.Copy !req
694. Happy Halloween.Copy !req
695. I'm getting major
stalker vibes.Copy !req
696. Mm.Copy !req
697. Oh.Copy !req
698. Yeah.
For Margaret Ward, 604.Copy !req
699. What was that?Copy !req
700. Um, I don't know.Copy !req
701. I hope it was
the pipes, though.Copy !req
702. Okay, um, we're gonna
go check it out.Copy !req
703. I'll call it in.Copy !req
704. Okay.Copy !req
705. Watch your head.Copy !req
706. Peepholes.Copy !req
707. Eww.Copy !req
708. Yeah.Copy !req
709. Look, Margaret's doing
laundry on Halloween?Copy !req
710. We should invite her
to go out with us.Copy !req
711. Yeah, right after we warn her
she's being creepedCopy !req
712. by a stalker.Copy !req
713. Margaret!Copy !req
714. Margaret!
Look out!Copy !req
715. We need
to get in there.Copy !req
716. There has to be
a door or hatch.Copy !req
717. He got in there somehow.Copy !req
718. You stay here.Copy !req
719. Hey! Police!
Drop the weapon!Copy !req
720. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
721. Come on.
Come on.Copy !req
722. Yes! Yes!
Yes, yes!Copy !req
723. Thank you.Copy !req
724. Yes, yes!Copy !req
725. This is
Sergeant Tim Bradford.Copy !req
726. Today's date
is October 31st.Copy !req
727. We're conducting
a "Buy-Walk" operation,Copy !req
728. using CI number 081316.Copy !req
729. Tonight's buy
targets a narcoticCopy !req
730. with the street name
of Bomb-X.Copy !req
731. After the buy, we will tail
the suspect to his SOS.Copy !req
732. You guys, uh— You guys
still hear me over there?Copy !req
733. You bet, Pete.
We can still hear you.Copy !req
734. Alright.
I'm, uh— I'm going in.Copy !req
735. Hello?Copy !req
736. Do those burgers
come flamebroiled?Copy !req
737. I know you?
Yeah, we, uh—
we texted a few times.Copy !req
738. You "eggplant emoji 70"?Copy !req
739. Yeah. Uh, "eggplant emoji 69"
was already taken.Copy !req
740. Okay. Let me see it.Copy !req
741. Put the money
in the car.Copy !req
742. I'll tell you where it is.
Six pack, right?Copy !req
743. Yeah, well, what started
as a small get-togetherCopy !req
744. has now turned into
a bigger party.Copy !req
745. Like, "boat" big,
if you know what I'm saying.Copy !req
746. You want a boat?
A full boat?Copy !req
747. I don't have that much
on me.Copy !req
748. Well, how much do you have?Copy !req
749. I got 80 left.
That's four grand.Copy !req
750. You got that kind of cash?Copy !req
751. How fast
can you get the rest?Copy !req
752. That was awesome!Copy !req
753. You did great!
Yeah.Copy !req
754. The— The drugs?Copy !req
755. Right.Copy !req
756. Just looks like
a super-fun time.Copy !req
757. Yeah. A fun time that
turns you into a zombieCopy !req
758. and melts your brain.Copy !req
759. Right. Yeah.Copy !req
760. Got to say, not bad.Copy !req
761. Air Three has the dealer on
the 10 East towards downtown.Copy !req
762. We got to go.
Right.Copy !req
763. Listen, Pete, um...
great job.Copy !req
764. I'm really proud of you.Copy !req
765. Thank you.
Can I have the money now?Copy !req
766. I'm serious.
It took guts to do what you did.Copy !req
767. No, I know.
I'm serious, too.Copy !req
768. Could I please have
the money now?Copy !req
769. Okay, Officer Jan will drive you
back to the station.Copy !req
770. They'll strip search you again,
make sure you didn't keep any,Copy !req
771. and they'll pay you.Copy !req
772. Great. Normally I'd say,
"Lucky you,"Copy !req
773. but I was sweating balls
out there.Copy !req
774. Okay.
Let's go.Copy !req
775. Control, 7-Adam-100.Copy !req
776. Suspect just stopped outside
the Los Angeles Theater.Copy !req
777. What's the ETA on Metro?Copy !req
778. 7-Adam-100, Metro
landing in 15 minutes.Copy !req
779. This is ridiculous.Copy !req
780. We're in the middle of an op
and there's no backup?Copy !req
781. It's Halloween.Copy !req
782. Alright,
so what do we do?Copy !req
783. Do we go after him
or wait for backup?Copy !req
784. We go after him.
There's other exits
on that building.Copy !req
785. We can't chance him
getting resuppliedCopy !req
786. and those drugs
hitting the streets.Copy !req
787. Right answer.Copy !req
788. Ready?Copy !req
789. Police!
Stay right where you are!Copy !req
790. Show me your hands!
Now!Copy !req
791. Turn around!
Turn around!Copy !req
792. Interlock your fingers
behind your head.Copy !req
793. Sit down.Copy !req
794. Sit down.Copy !req
795. You okay?Copy !req
796. Ask me later.Copy !req
797. Control, we need an RA
to our location.Copy !req
798. Three suspects in custody.Copy !req
799. Mm.Copy !req
800. Mm.Copy !req
801. Oh, my God.
Ah.Copy !req
802. How much did we drink
last night?Copy !req
803. I don't remember.Copy !req
804. Mm. So too much.Copy !req
805. Daddy?Copy !req
806. Don't— Don't come in.
Uh, I'm getting dressed.Copy !req
807. Can I have pancakes
for breakfast?Copy !req
808. And syrup?Copy !req
809. And can I have some more
of my candy?Copy !req
810. Whatever you want, sweetheart.Copy !req
811. I-I-I-I don't want to
confuse her.Copy !req
812. Yeah.
Or get her hopes up
that we are back together.Copy !req
813. No.Copy !req
814. So what do we do?Copy !req
815. Uh, you— you go make
her pancakes.Copy !req
816. I will do what
any mature single parent doesCopy !req
817. and hide in the closet.Copy !req
818. Did you get any sleep?Copy !req
819. Considering we went to bed
an hour ago, no.Copy !req
820. Look, last night was something
out of a nightmare,Copy !req
821. and if you're not feeling safe
being here right now,Copy !req
822. we can get a hotel
or something.Copy !req
823. I've slept in a lot
of creepy places.Copy !req
824. Never had a badass superhero
protecting me,Copy !req
825. so this is the safest
I've ever felt.Copy !req
826. Aww.Copy !req
827. Oh.Copy !req
828. Hey!Copy !req
829. Hey.Copy !req
830. I just wanted to let you know
that if you hear any noises,Copy !req
831. it's TID processing the scene,
not ghosts.Copy !req
832. Yes. Because ghosts
do not exist.Copy !req
833. Agree to disagree.Copy !req
834. So, uh, did you decide what
to do about your eggs?Copy !req
835. Uh, I-I'm gonna make an
appointment for a consultation.Copy !req
836. And then we'll see.Copy !req
837. Sounds like a solid plan.Copy !req
838. And the fact that babies
are crying machinesCopy !req
839. who never sleep for more
than three hours in a rowCopy !req
840. and you can't tell whether
they're smiling or have gasCopy !req
841. and every time you change
their diaper, they pee on you.Copy !req
842. Don't let any of that
dissuade youCopy !req
843. from the joys of motherhood, okay?Copy !req
844. Well, when you put it that way,
I mean, I...Copy !req
845. I can't wait.Copy !req
846. Me either.Copy !req
847. Kidding.Copy !req
848. I don't want to have a kid for
at least, like, another year.Copy !req
849. Again, kidding.
God, you're so easy.Copy !req
850. Seriously, though, Jack is
the best thing in my life.Copy !req
851. And I wish the same for you,
whenever you're ready.Copy !req
852. Thanks.Copy !req
853. I know you were just kidding,
but, um,Copy !req
854. we should probably talk about
birth control, and—Copy !req
855. and— and—
and just general sex educationCopy !req
856. would be good.Copy !req
857. I'd rather be
possessed.Copy !req
858. Take it back.Copy !req
859. It was a joke.Copy !req
860. Take it back.Copy !req
861. Fine.
I-I take it back.Copy !req
862. Thank God.Copy !req
863. I fed her pancakes,
candy bars, and soda.Copy !req
864. I'm a terrible father, but she
won't be coming in here.Copy !req
865. Thank you for the shirt.
I will get it back to you later.Copy !req
866. Of course.Copy !req
867. I bought a ring.Copy !req
868. Excuse me?
An engagement ring.Copy !req
869. Donovan, last night
was fun and all,Copy !req
870. but we really shouldn't—Copy !req
871. For Penelope.Copy !req
872. I was...
planning to propose.Copy !req
873. And you still should.Copy !req
874. I mean, Penelope is great,Copy !req
875. despite what
Mrs. Dolinsky thinks.Copy !req
876. And she is really sweet
with Lila.Copy !req
877. What about last night?Copy !req
878. We fell into
a comfortable routine.Copy !req
879. And now we both
have to move on.Copy !req
880. Hey, look, we messed up, but
that will never happen again,Copy !req
881. which means it's in the past,Copy !req
882. so let's not let it blow
up our futures, okay?Copy !req
883. Yeah. Okay.Copy !req
884. So...Copy !req
885. you...Copy !req
886. you're going out
the window?Copy !req
887. Yeah.Copy !req
888. Well, I am all packed.Copy !req
889. You didn't even bring
a toothbrush.Copy !req
890. Are you just taking
a bunch of my clothes?Copy !req
891. No.Copy !req
892. Hey, man, uh,
thanks for, like, uh,Copy !req
893. you know, all your help
in making me a CI.Copy !req
894. That was really cool.Copy !req
895. I didn't know you could make
money buying drugs.Copy !req
896. Yeah, yeah.
Even so,Copy !req
897. I might skip listing that
under "skills" on your résumé.Copy !req
898. Hey, uh, not to get
all sappy and crap,Copy !req
899. but, uh,
thanks for believing in me.Copy !req
900. Uh, I kinda believe in myself
now a little bit,Copy !req
901. and I've decided I'm gonna be
a responsible adultCopy !req
902. and go back to Tempe
and fix things up with Chastity.Copy !req
903. And I'll be the dad
that, you know,Copy !req
904. our dad could never be.Copy !req
905. Pete, I have no doubt.Copy !req
906. I see you!Copy !req
907. I'll get that.Copy !req
908. Thank you.
There he is.Copy !req
909. Pete, listen to me—Copy !req
910. Hey.
Just hear me out, okay?Copy !req
911. I have a whole speech
prepared,Copy !req
912. and it's not gonna
be that great,Copy !req
913. so please don't get mad,Copy !req
914. but I-I don't have
a lot to offer.Copy !req
915. But you already know that
because you know me.Copy !req
916. Pete—
No.Copy !req
917. Please—
Please just
let me finish.Copy !req
918. Okay.Copy !req
919. Chastity Evelyn Sneed,Copy !req
920. I want to be
your baby daddy.Copy !req
921. I do.Copy !req
922. I want to be the best dad
that I can be for our child.Copy !req
923. So will you please—Copy !req
924. Stop talking.Copy !req
925. I'm not pregnant.Copy !req
926. Wait, what? Seriously?Copy !req
927. Seriously.Copy !req
928. Yes! Oh, my God!
That is fantastic news.Copy !req
929. Whew.
Wait, I'm actually—Copy !req
930. I might be a little sad.Copy !req
931. Nah. Not even a little.
I feel great!Copy !req
932. We should celebrate.Copy !req
933. You want to go to Vegas
or something?
Yes!Copy !req
934. I'm— I'm sorry.Copy !req
935. Pete,
you just finished sayingCopy !req
936. you wanted to start being
a responsible adult.Copy !req
937. Yes. Yes.
That was New Pete.Copy !req
938. But I'm Old Pete.Copy !req
939. Old Pete is backCopy !req
940. 'cause new Pete
is no longer required.Copy !req
941. And Old Pete
wants to go to VegasCopy !req
942. and go to a strip club
and make it rain.Copy !req
943. What do you think?
Should we go?
Yeah.Copy !req
944. Cool.Copy !req
945. Bye, John.Copy !req
946. Good luck, Chastity.
Thanks!Copy !req
947. Later, nerd.
Thanks for having me.Copy !req
948. I'll see you soon.
Maybe no rush on that.Copy !req
949. No, I-I will be back.Copy !req
950. Call first?
Nope!Copy !req