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I got to do.
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you mean...?
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and the Tramp" with Abigail.
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We do the, uh, whole
spaghetti thing along with it.
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So, what are you doing
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the oldest rookie,
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want anyone knowing
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oldest rookie.
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with Jessica,
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it's your birthday tomorrow?
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I like it,
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Jackson and Lucy.
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You're a grown man.
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your birthday grouting,
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your prerogative.
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I got to go.
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Love you, too. Bye.
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How can I help you?
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on your day off.
No problem.
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on my special assignment.
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It's a mandatory callback.
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in my head.
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and a brutal one.
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and the victim was a lawyer.
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building's security guard.
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Just sit here and guard.
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make them sign in.
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in the tape.
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as soon as detectives say
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the scene.
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all night
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he was babysitting.
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Look.
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stuck on one soon enough.
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our commendation today.
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that family last week.
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it's — it's crazy.
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I thought I was gonna get
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from the Deputy Chief.
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how quickly things can change.
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for you, man.
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in a really good mood today.
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I'm really happy for me, too.
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for an annual evaluation
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until December?
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a jump on it.
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It's personal.
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for custody of Lila,
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would go a long way.
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untouchable.
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for most of my officers...
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with your daughter.
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I can't ignore
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a wildcard on patrol.
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And I evaluate you firsthand.
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I'm writing this evaluation
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out there.
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the world will know.
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"Light of the City" award?
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you'd be happier.
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around it.
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and plaques, Boot.
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enjoy recognition.
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105. Exactly.
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turn it down.
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107. It doesn't matter to me, but it
does matter to the higher-ups.
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108. Look, a good score
on the sergeant's exam,
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through the list of candidates.
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an entire shelf to his award?
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from scratch.
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from the jaws of death?
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out of a kid's nose.
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to the craft.
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when we were kids.
Right.
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for anything less than seven.
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Dr. Sawyer to ER.
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I got to go.
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I-I just —
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a happy birthday.
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my birthday?
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not on Facebook.
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136. Anyway, uh, lives, important
things. I-I got to go.
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143. Sorry.
This is a crime scene.
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Uh, bioremediation.
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Crime scene cleaner.
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148. Yeah.
Officer Nolan.
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processed,
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cleared it just yet.
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when they're ready.
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planning anyway.
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of the job would be scrubbing.
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with the wrong chemicals,
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a hundred times worse.
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and the — the fabrics,
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it all makes a huge difference.
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set of tools.
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get into bioremediation?
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setting things right, I guess.
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everything is as it should be.
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it's a weird job for weirdos.
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I get it.
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Ellroy.
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Nice to meet you.
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Officer Nolan.
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to become my first DUI,
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to be someone.
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It's not a DUI yet.
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185. Nope. But it will be
in three, two...
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6th and Beverly.
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over on the sidewalk, please?
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you should be driving.
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a little bit?
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but I-I wasn't gonna drive.
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into your car because...?
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that's on your shoulder?
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Yeah.
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run a few tests
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actually okay to drive.
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to be honest with you.
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This will only take a second.
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hold your head still.
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with just your eyes.
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for the ceremony.
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photo op with the Deputy Chief.
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it's a big deal to me.
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You should be.
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while driving, sir?
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at my map for a second
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at a red light.
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boat."
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the boat was a typo.
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on texting while you're driving.
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please.
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with your dashboard, there?
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searchable probation for 11-300.
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of the vehicle.
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in here.
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though.
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Sir, give me your hands.
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find out whatever it is.
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on your shirt.
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it's not a big deal.
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and she's busy?
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I'll send her pictures.
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that woman's bag.
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you're bleeding.
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the whole street.
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at Melrose and Gardner.
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it's a city vehicle.
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Deciding what to clean first?
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the forensic team's work.
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Tip Johnson's guys.
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and then lift prints,
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to do it.
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always prints first.
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of all the FSU teams?
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Yeah.
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fingerprint powder here
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to hold the door shut
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to push their way in.
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where it started.
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they got in.
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are circular,
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was standing still.
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based on the shape of the drops?
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the more elongated the drops.
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will indicate
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the person ran.
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it started here.
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he's... bleeding.
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something terrible.
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they dragged him.
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ahold of the bookshelf
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bottle of tequila.
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all the low-rent furniture
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in construction,
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to go bid on a job.
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you were charging too much.
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to hide his money.
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out of white jeans.
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just got not good?
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on the windows,
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on the desktop.
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on the desktop.
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was on the desktop.
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like that?
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to the desk.
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to torture someone.
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to tell you something.
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camera shutter clicking ]
We're handling it, Sarge.
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for a fender bender.
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are very serious.
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a day at the beach.
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without pay.
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discipline options.
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kicked out of field training.
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the sergeant's exam.
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getting better.
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You two okay?
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What happened?
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suddenly stopped.
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347. Might have whiplash.
Possible concussion.
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you sit out the ceremony today.
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handing a plaque
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facing demotion.
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on this by end of shift.
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implications,
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in order to head off
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about your fitness to drive.
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a full work-up
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that you weren't impaired.
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back to the garage.
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pick me up at the hospital.
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back out there?
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the CHP 180.
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That is so weird.
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Wow.
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coincidence or something that —
Jackson?
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What are you
talking about?
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Like, uh, formats.
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we actually collect?
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of data our whole lives.
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more data on our phone
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on Apollo 11.
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come with me?
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Why are you so rough?
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Occupied.
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an airplane bathroom.
Let's go in here.
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Look to the left.
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you don't understand.
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and all our data,
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a few years away
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to predict crime.
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Now.
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flying saucers in there.
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Not on purpose.
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I've never done drugs before.
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go to Channel 2.
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Grey knows. He knows.
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if you don't play it cool.
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I'm here.
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the special commendation alone.
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Right.
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What happened with Tim?
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in an incident.
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to be dead?
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It's not bad.
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We'll get through this.
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with the Deputy Chief.
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if you're high.
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get your blood tested.
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as we leave the station,
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a nice gesture,
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after the accident.
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of the evaluation.
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you would've did the same thing
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or not.
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That's my daughter.
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Slow down. Slow down.
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You got in where?
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of course I'm excited.
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and I will talk to you later.
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want her to go.
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449. Or was it Colgate?
Copy !req
450. Whee!
Copy !req
451. 7-Adam-15.
We have a 415.
Copy !req
452. Shirtless man with a bat.
Copy !req
453. Drop the bat.
Copy !req
454. I can't.
I need to protect myself.
Copy !req
455. From who?
Copy !req
456. Zombies!
Copy !req
457. It's starting!
They're everywhere!
Copy !req
458. Drop the bat,
or we will shoot you.
Copy !req
459. I'm not gonna
let them bite me!
Copy !req
460. Hey. I get it.
Copy !req
461. Infection moves fast.
Copy !req
462. But we can protect you.
Copy !req
463. Okay? Our car
is armor-plated.
Copy !req
464. They won't be able
to get in.
Copy !req
465. Hey, it's a hell of a lot safer
than being on the street.
Copy !req
466. But first, you have to
put down the bat.
Copy !req
467. Put your hands
behind your back.
Copy !req
468. Palms together.
Copy !req
469. Spread your feet.
Copy !req
470. Nice work.
Copy !req
471. And what's that one do?
Copy !req
472. Uh, the three B's —
Copy !req
473. blood, bile, and barf.
Copy !req
474. Nice.
Copy !req
475. And this one?
Copy !req
476. Oh, that's a proprietary blend
from Japan.
Copy !req
477. It's the only thing that will
get brains out of a jute rug.
Copy !req
478. I had to sneak it out
through Guam
Copy !req
479. 'cause it's pretty much
straight-up cancer.
Copy !req
480. Any guess as to when they're
gonna release the scene?
Copy !req
481. No. It's getting
kind of ridiculous.
Copy !req
482. I mean, you got a job to do.
I got a birthday to salvage.
Copy !req
483. It's your birthday?
Copy !req
484. Yeah.
Copy !req
485. Control, this is 7-L-9
at the Grand Avenue homicide.
Copy !req
486. Any word when they're gonna
clear this crime scene?
Copy !req
487. Sorry.
Homicide's all backed up.
Copy !req
488. Oh, I... I —
Copy !req
489. Can I...?
Copy !req
490. Nell, it's Ellroy.
Copy !req
491. Hi, Ellroy!
Copy !req
492. Glad you're on this one.
Sounds like a real doozy.
Copy !req
493. Oh, yeah!
Copy !req
494. This guy evacuated
out of every orifice.
Copy !req
495. Uh, so, are you still planning
that trip to Borneo —
Copy !req
496. Hey, h-hold on.
Copy !req
497. Nell, I'm looking at some blood
outside the warranted area,
Copy !req
498. leading to another part
of the building.
Copy !req
499. Do you want me to alert
homicide detectives?
Copy !req
500. Yeah.
And forensics, too.
Copy !req
501. And let Sgt. Grey know
Copy !req
502. the security guard
they were thinking was in on it?
Copy !req
503. They can cancel
the APB.
Copy !req
504. We found him.
Copy !req
505. What this place
really needs —
Copy !req
506. it needs... some calming music,
you know?
Copy !req
507. Like, uh, monks chanting
or, uh, those whale songs.
Copy !req
508. That would be nice.
Copy !req
509. Um, he got some powder
on his face —
Copy !req
510. Mm-hmm.
white powder, and —
Copy !req
511. You need to find out
what drug he was exposed to.
Copy !req
512. The guy we stopped
had priors for PCP.
Copy !req
513. PCP is fat-soluble.
Copy !req
514. I mean, that stays
in your system for a lifetime.
Copy !req
515. Exactly. And if you can
hallucinate at any time,
you can't carry a gun.
Copy !req
516. It's an automatic retirement.
He'll be off the force.
Copy !req
517. I'll rush the tests.
Copy !req
518. Wait, you don't have to
report this, right?
Copy !req
519. I'm precluded
by HIPAA laws
Copy !req
520. from discussing this
with anyone.
Good.
Copy !req
521. If the test comes back positive,
I'll fill out an exposure form.
Copy !req
522. But if it's nothing serious,
I want to keep it quiet.
Copy !req
523. Imagine being able to stop crime
before it happens.
Copy !req
524. Mind-blowing concept
that I've actually sat with
Copy !req
525. for a few days.
Copy !req
526. I pitched it —
Hey!
Copy !req
527. What are you
doing here?
Nothing.
Copy !req
528. I'm not following.
What were you saying?
Copy !req
529. Nothing. Just some sci-fi movie
he won't stop talking about.
Copy !req
530. Go wait by the elevator.
Copy !req
531. Are you okay?
What happened?
Copy !req
532. I rear-ended a citizen.
Copy !req
533. Bad?
Copy !req
534. She's in the ER.
Copy !req
535. I don't know
how it happened.
Copy !req
536. Just —
Copy !req
537. I got to go.
Copy !req
538. Everything looks normal.
Copy !req
539. Great.
Copy !req
540. People get in accidents.
Copy !req
541. Even cops.
Copy !req
542. What do they call it
when a doctor has an accident?
Copy !req
543. Malpractice.
Copy !req
544. Well, we're both held
to a higher standard —
Copy !req
545. for good reason.
Copy !req
546. How is she?
Copy !req
547. The CT scan came back negative
for internal bleeding.
Copy !req
548. We'll keep her overnight
to make sure she's okay.
Copy !req
549. She asked for you
when they first brought her in.
Copy !req
550. She doesn't blame you.
Copy !req
551. Go talk to her.
Copy !req
552. Thanks.
Copy !req
553. How are you doing?
Copy !req
554. I'm okay.
Copy !req
555. No.
No, you're not.
Copy !req
556. Do you know how much
this is all gonna cost?
Copy !req
557. The hospital bills
will be covered by the city.
Copy !req
558. So will the repairs
to your vehicle.
Copy !req
559. You just think
that makes everything alright?
Copy !req
560. Mike, stop.
Copy !req
561. No, i-it's okay.
He has a right to be angry.
Copy !req
562. And I have a right
to sue.
Copy !req
563. We're not gonna sue.
Copy !req
564. You — He didn't mean to hit me,
did you?
Copy !req
565. No, ma'am.
Copy !req
566. I hope
you feel better soon.
Copy !req
567. You got business here,
little lady?
Copy !req
568. My T.O. and I were the ones
involved in this accident.
Copy !req
569. Oh, right.
The beach boy.
Copy !req
570. He's screwed.
Copy !req
571. Have you... looked
at the other car yet?
Copy !req
572. Not yet.
Copy !req
573. There's something
I can't get out of my head.
Copy !req
574. I-I don't remember
seeing brake lights.
Copy !req
575. Uh-huh.
Copy !req
576. Can you take a look?
Copy !req
577. Yeah, when I have time.
Copy !req
578. You've got time now.
Copy !req
579. This is important.
Copy !req
580. Officer Bradford
is a 12-year veteran.
Copy !req
581. He's been wounded five times
in the line of duty.
Copy !req
582. He deserves your respect,
Copy !req
583. not whatever macho crap
this... is...
Copy !req
584. sir.
Copy !req
585. Okay.
Copy !req
586. Let's take a look.
Copy !req
587. Oh.
Taillights weren't on.
Copy !req
588. How can you tell?
Copy !req
589. The brake lights
didn't work
Copy !req
590. because someone
pulled out the contacts.
Copy !req
591. Could that have happened
during the accident?
Copy !req
592. No.
Copy !req
593. These were pulled
on purpose.
Copy !req
594. Why would they do that?
Copy !req
595. Insurance scams.
Copy !req
596. See it all the time.
Copy !req
597. Get someone to rear-end you
and collect the settlement.
Copy !req
598. Maybe your T.O.
isn't screwed after all.
Copy !req
599. What's that?
The powder?
Copy !req
600. Ah. Looks like your victim's
into all kinds of scams.
Copy !req
601. What do you mean?
Copy !req
602. Powder's, uh,
red phosphorous.
Copy !req
603. You know, the stuff
on the tip of matches?
Copy !req
604. Why would they have that?
Copy !req
605. Well, if they're not
cooking meth,
Copy !req
606. arsonists use it
to set fires.
Copy !req
607. Harder to trace
than gasoline,
Copy !req
608. and you can make a fuse
with it.
Copy !req
609. Hey.
Hey.
Copy !req
610. You switch out
the shops?
Copy !req
611. Uh, yeah,
but there's something else.
Copy !req
612. The car was rigged.
Copy !req
613. What?
Copy !req
614. The brake lights
weren't connected.
Copy !req
615. This accident
wasn't your fault.
Copy !req
616. No wonder
I reacted so slowly.
Copy !req
617. The leads were
purposefully disconnected?
Copy !req
618. Yeah.
And there's more.
Copy !req
619. Sarah had arson materials
in the back of her car.
Copy !req
620. Clearly, she's a bit
of a renaissance scam artist.
Copy !req
621. Let's go talk to her.
Copy !req
622. You rigged the car.
Copy !req
623. What?
No. I didn't.
Copy !req
624. Dash cam says different.
Copy !req
625. So does a physical inspection
of your vehicle.
Copy !req
626. You searched my car?
I didn't give you permission.
Copy !req
627. We don't need permission
Copy !req
628. once it's been involved
in an accident.
Copy !req
629. I don't think you were
trying to get rear-ended
by a police car.
Copy !req
630. Bad luck, honestly.
Copy !req
631. I don't know
what you're talking about.
Copy !req
632. Sarah, this is serious.
Copy !req
633. Your vehicle's full of evidence,
all admissible against you.
Copy !req
634. It's not mine.
Then whose is it?
Copy !req
635. Your boyfriend? The guy who was
threatening to sue me earlier?
Copy !req
636. No.
What's his name?
Copy !req
637. I'm not gonna
tell you that.
Copy !req
638. Emergency contact —
Mike Garvey.
Copy !req
639. And a phone number.
Copy !req
640. Just what we need
for a background check.
Copy !req
641. So you don't go anywhere
while we're running it.
Copy !req
642. Stay here
until I come back.
Copy !req
643. If I could just talk
to the IT guys —
Copy !req
644. No.
No talking to anyone.
Copy !req
645. Well, look, maybe I am high,
but these are still solid ideas.
Copy !req
646. Okay.
Copy !req
647. I'm cool.
Copy !req
648. I will stay here,
and I will not talk to anyone.
Copy !req
649. Great.
Copy !req
650. Get it together.
Copy !req
651. You're gonna be okay.
Copy !req
652. Just slow down...
Copy !req
653. and, uh...
Copy !req
654. take a breath.
Copy !req
655. What if the copier
could copy your thoughts?
Copy !req
656. I think you should
interview him alone.
Copy !req
657. Why?
Copy !req
658. Because he knows
I'm the one that hit her.
Copy !req
659. He doesn't know
you were in the car with me.
Copy !req
660. His guard won't be up.
Copy !req
661. I need to be
at the hospital.
Copy !req
662. Yes, sir.
Copy !req
663. We'll get you out of here
as quickly as we can.
Copy !req
664. And I wasn't even
in the car.
Copy !req
665. I don't understand
why you have to talk to me.
Copy !req
666. It's... standard procedure.
Copy !req
667. You can imagine
the paperwork
Copy !req
668. when an officer gets involved
in an accident.
Copy !req
669. That cop should be fired.
Copy !req
670. That is up to
the department.
Copy !req
671. Do you and Sarah
live together?
Copy !req
672. Yeah. Why?
Copy !req
673. Do you ever use her car?
Copy !req
674. What difference
does it make?
Copy !req
675. She was rear-ended.
Copy !req
676. Yes, sir. If you could
just answer the question.
Copy !req
677. Do you ever use her car?
Copy !req
678. No.
Copy !req
679. Never?
Never.
Copy !req
680. So, you didn't
disconnect her taillights
Copy !req
681. to commit insurance fraud?
Copy !req
682. Nope.
Copy !req
683. But you have
committed fraud before.
Copy !req
684. Isn't that true?
Copy !req
685. Arrested three times,
convicted once.
Copy !req
686. I'm out of here.
Copy !req
687. I know
what's going on here.
Copy !req
688. You're trying to intimidate me.
But it's not gonna work.
Copy !req
689. 'Cause I'm gonna get a lawyer,
I'm gonna come back here,
Copy !req
690. I'm gonna sue you
and the entire department.
Copy !req
691. Little advice — if you can
only afford one retainer,
Copy !req
692. I'd start
with a criminal lawyer.
Copy !req
693. You're gonna need
that one first.
Copy !req
694. Sorry I didn't
get more out of him.
Copy !req
695. Don't be. The point
was to wind him up.
Copy !req
696. First thing he's gonna do
is call Sarah
Copy !req
697. and wind her up
even more.
Copy !req
698. And then
we see who breaks first.
Copy !req
699. I've decided.
Dominique can go to Cornell.
Copy !req
700. We'll just move there.
Copy !req
701. Ithaca's a nice town.
Copy !req
702. It's 3,000 miles away.
Copy !req
703. That's a hell of a commute
to downtown L.A.
Copy !req
704. I can get a gig there.
Copy !req
705. Luna's been begging me
to retire from the LAPD anyway.
Copy !req
706. So, you're gonna follow
your daughter to college?
Copy !req
707. That's not crazy at all.
Copy !req
708. This way, I am close by
if she needs me.
Copy !req
709. Don't do it.
Copy !req
710. My parents barely let me
out of their sight.
Copy !req
711. Drove me crazy.
Copy !req
712. You got to let her
spread her wings.
Copy !req
713. Fly!
Copy !req
714. Disagree. Got to
keep your family close.
Copy !req
715. Zombies take over the city,
Copy !req
716. you got to be able
to grab them and go.
Copy !req
717. The man with the nail bat
agrees with you.
Copy !req
718. Just, uh, you know,
take that in for a minute.
Copy !req
719. Don't forget, I'm evaluating you
today, Detective.
Copy !req
720. Yes, sir.
Copy !req
721. Ithaca is lovely
this time of year.
Copy !req
722. Jackson?
Copy !req
723. And you'd be at the nexus
of it all —
Copy !req
724. dispatching units
to pre-crimes,
Copy !req
725. and you'd use the copier
to help you.
Copy !req
726. Hmm.
Jackson!
Copy !req
727. We're supposed to be
handling calls.
Copy !req
728. Okay. Yeah. We were just —
Well, we're just —
Copy !req
729. Let's go now.
Copy !req
730. Um, Officer Lopez?
Copy !req
731. Just one quick thing?
Copy !req
732. Sure. What's up?
Copy !req
733. It's about Officer West.
Copy !req
734. Yeah?
Copy !req
735. I just wanted to say
that he is...
Copy !req
736. such an insightful
thinker.
Copy !req
737. I mean, did you know
he was full of ideas?
Copy !req
738. I did not.
Copy !req
739. He's usually much...
quieter.
Copy !req
740. Hmm.
Copy !req
741. Nice to see you, Nell.
Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
742. Only one of you
is getting a deal.
Copy !req
743. And you want it
to be you.
Copy !req
744. I was about to leave him.
Copy !req
745. I went over to borrow
some suitcases from my sister.
Copy !req
746. I-I didn't know that
he messed with my brake lights.
Copy !req
747. I swear.
Copy !req
748. Why were you
leaving him?
Copy !req
749. He's gone over the edge.
Copy !req
750. At first, it was
just staged accidents.
Copy !req
751. We'd shake down
some rich losers for cash
Copy !req
752. or set a few fires for a cut
of the insurance money,
Copy !req
753. but now —
Copy !req
754. But now what?
Copy !req
755. He's agreed to kill
some guy's wife
Copy !req
756. for a cut
of the life-insurance policy.
Copy !req
757. And when is this murder
supposed to happen?
Copy !req
758. Later today.
Copy !req
759. Homicide is sending
another forensics team.
Copy !req
760. This place isn't gonna be
cleared for hours at this point.
Copy !req
761. You might as well
go home.
Copy !req
762. I'm good.
Copy !req
763. Um, hey...
Copy !req
764. I was wondering...
Copy !req
765. what is Nell like?
Copy !req
766. Nell?
She's lovely.
Copy !req
767. I mean, I-I've talked to her
a lot, you know,
Copy !req
768. when dispatch calls me,
Copy !req
769. but I've never met her
in person.
Copy !req
770. Is she pretty?
Yes.
Copy !req
771. You know, you could
come down to the station,
meet her face-to-face.
Copy !req
772. No. I couldn't.
Copy !req
773. Uh...
Copy !req
774. Um...
Copy !req
775. she's busy.
Copy !req
776. I — Um, I'm busy.
We're busy.
Copy !req
777. I couldn't.
Copy !req
778. Listen — Nah.
Copy !req
779. Ta-da.
Copy !req
780. Happy birthday.
Copy !req
781. Thank you.
That is...
Copy !req
782. extremely thoughtful.
Copy !req
783. It's nothing.
Birthdays are important.
Copy !req
784. This is a treat.
It really is.
Copy !req
785. You okay?
Copy !req
786. Yeah.
Copy !req
787. I missed one.
My sister's.
Copy !req
788. Her last.
Copy !req
789. Oh, I'm so sorry.
Copy !req
790. She killed herself
that year.
Copy !req
791. Um, at my parents' house.
Copy !req
792. Ellroy, was that
your first crime scene?
Copy !req
793. I put everything
the way it was,
Copy !req
794. but nothing
has been right since.
Copy !req
795. Ellroy, I don't even know
what to say.
Copy !req
796. I'm so sorry.
I had no idea.
Copy !req
797. It was a long time ago.
Copy !req
798. Anyway...
Copy !req
799. I think
I am gonna take off.
Copy !req
800. Uh, just...
Copy !req
801. give me a heads-up whenever
they finally clear the scene.
Copy !req
802. Of course.
Copy !req
803. Yeah.
Copy !req
804. Alright.
Copy !req
805. Hey, Ellroy,
did you see this?
Copy !req
806. What's that?
Copy !req
807. This vent.
Copy !req
808. The screws have been practically
pulled out of the wall.
Copy !req
809. What if the bookcase didn't
fall down in the struggle?
Copy !req
810. What if they moved it so they
could look inside the vent?
Copy !req
811. Lawyers like this guy,
they deal in a lot of cash.
Copy !req
812. Maybe they knew
he kept it hidden here,
Copy !req
813. and they tortured him
to find it.
Copy !req
814. Well, it wasn't hidden
in the vent.
Copy !req
815. This thing's coated with dust.
Hasn't been touched in years.
Copy !req
816. Must have kept looking,
Copy !req
817. moved next door
into the raw space.
Copy !req
818. I don't think
they ever found it.
Copy !req
819. How do you know?
Copy !req
820. Because they're back.
Copy !req
821. LAPD!
Drop your weapons!
Copy !req
822. 7-Adam-9 —
Copy !req
823. Oh, no.
Copy !req
824. Okay, Ellroy, you're gonna move
to the raw space behind me.
Copy !req
825. As soon as I say "Move."
Ready?
Copy !req
826. Move!
Copy !req
827. Help me!
Oh, God.
Copy !req
828. That's not gonna hold them
for long.
Copy !req
829. Alright. Alright.
Okay, um... come on.
Copy !req
830. Give me your phone.
Mine's dead.
Copy !req
831. Oh.
I have a pager.
Copy !req
832. Seriously?
Copy !req
833. He probably surprised them when
they were searching in here.
Copy !req
834. Okay.
Copy !req
835. Now we just have to
find a place to hide
till the cavalry arrives.
Copy !req
836. Come on.
Over here.
Copy !req
837. Right.
You stay right here.
Copy !req
838. By myself?
Copy !req
839. I'm bringing a pipe
to a gunfight?
Copy !req
840. It's better
than bare hands.
Copy !req
841. Stay down! Do not move.
Copy !req
842. Stay down! Facedown!
Copy !req
843. Hands!
Copy !req
844. Good work, Ellroy.
Copy !req
845. I'm glad I know how to clean
the stains out of trousers.
Copy !req
846. Freeze!
Copy !req
847. LAPD!
Copy !req
848. Turn around!
Copy !req
849. Drop your weapon!
Copy !req
850. Drop your weapon!
Copy !req
851. Keep your hands up!
Sidestep to the right!
Copy !req
852. Keep going!
Copy !req
853. Get down on the ground!
On your stomach!
Copy !req
854. Hands out to the side!
Copy !req
855. Now, don't move!
Copy !req
856. Mike Garvey, you're under arrest
for attempted murder.
Copy !req
857. Nice wig, Boot.
Copy !req
858. Sgt. It took long enough
to get this going.
Copy !req
859. You might be
under the limit by now.
Copy !req
860. Yeah.
Feeling pretty sober.
Copy !req
861. Look, I know it's a lot.
Let it be a wake-up call.
Copy !req
862. Getting arrested
might be the best thing
that ever happened to you.
Copy !req
863. I'm not an alcoholic.
Copy !req
864. You were stumbling drunk
at 10:00 a.m.
Copy !req
865. I had a doctor's appointment
at 9:00.
Copy !req
866. Bad news?
Copy !req
867. Not a good day for tests.
Copy !req
868. My biopsy came back.
Copy !req
869. Stage 3 breast cancer.
Copy !req
870. The bar
was across the street.
Copy !req
871. I just wanted
to feel... less.
Copy !req
872. I wasn't gonna drive.
I would never hurt anybody.
Copy !req
873. .07.
Copy !req
874. Just under the limit.
Copy !req
875. We're gonna release you,
pending D.A. review.
Copy !req
876. Really?
Copy !req
877. Yeah.
Copy !req
878. You deserve
a little good news today.
Copy !req
879. Thank you.
Copy !req
880. How are you feeling?
Copy !req
881. My head is pounding,
and my throat's on fire.
Copy !req
882. Sounds like you're coming down
off whatever it was.
Copy !req
883. Hey.
Copy !req
884. I was, uh,
looking for Nolan.
Copy !req
885. Since I'm
running into you...
Copy !req
886. Not PCP.
Please not PCP.
Copy !req
887. It wasn't PCP.
Copy !req
888. Yes!
Copy !req
889. Or much of anything,
really.
Copy !req
890. It was horse vitamins
and caffeine.
Copy !req
891. It was bunk?
Copy !req
892. But he's been high as a kite
all day.
Copy !req
893. An allergic reaction can mimic
some of those symptoms.
Copy !req
894. And from there,
Copy !req
895. the power of suggestion
did the rest.
Copy !req
896. Dress blues?
Copy !req
897. Bradford and West
are getting their commendations
Copy !req
898. in a half-hour.
Oh. Right.
Copy !req
899. I didn't have a chance
to write up your evaluation,
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900. but you'll have it
tomorrow.
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901. And it will be positive.
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902. Thank you.
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903. You're welcome.
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904. You know,
I wanted to say...
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905. you did a great job
with your daughter.
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906. Yeah.
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907. The fact she wants to move
across country speaks volumes.
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908. It does.
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909. It says that she's brave
and confident.
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910. You gave her a home —
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911. a safe place to launch from
and retreat to.
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912. Same way you do for us.
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913. I hope I can become
half the parent you are.
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914. Laying it on pretty thick,
aren't you?
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915. Yes, sir.
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916. Have fun at the ceremony.
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917. Will do.
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918. Get it.
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919. Alright. Okay. Yeah.
That's enough.
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920. I told you,
I need to get pics for Rachel.
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921. Come on, Boot.
Buy me a beer.
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922. You make that your home screen,
you're gonna be running
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923. the Academy training course
in a bomb disposal suit.
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924. I would never do that.
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925. It is now...
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926. my lock screen.
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927. Listen...
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928. I wouldn't have gotten
this stupid plaque
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929. if you didn't
have my back today.
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930. So...
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931. you know...
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932. thanks.
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933. For what?
Doing my job?
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934. Today was fun.
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935. I mean, not fun,
but fun... fun.
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936. Well, the fun
hasn't stopped yet.
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937. I'm gonna introduce you
to Nell.
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938. What? W-When?
What?
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939. Don't tell me
you don't want to meet her.
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940. I'd rather face off
against another shotgun.
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941. That's the spirit.
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942. Hey, there, Nell.
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943. Oh! Hi. I'm so happy
to see that you're okay.
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944. Thank you for everything.
Uh, Nell...
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945. this is Ellroy.
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946. Ellroy?
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947. Hi.
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948. Oh, I'm so happy
to finally meet you in person.
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949. I'm good to meet you, too.
I'm glad.
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950. Ellroy saved my life today.
Tell her that story.
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951. Wow.
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952. Is this for me?
Did I miss it?
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953. Miss what?
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954. What is that?
What is this?
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955. Surprise.
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956. Happy birthday!
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957. You know, um...
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958. a year ago, I never would have
believed this would be my life.
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959. I mean,
new beginnings are rare,
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960. and rewarding ones,
even more so.
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961. And here I am,
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962. surrounded by the best people
I've ever known.
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963. And Lopez.
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964. Just —
That's just jokes.
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965. To us.
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966. Cheers!
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967. Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
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968. You want
to cheer somebody?
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969. Alright.
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970. What did you get me?
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971. Take a guess.
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972. A steamer.
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973. Exactly.
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974. Damn it!
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