1. You've been a real
disappointment, I have to say.Copy !req
2. Useless, honestly.Copy !req
3. I told you I'd give you
valuable informationCopy !req
4. on the Butterfields,
and I did, right?Copy !req
5. I kept my word.Copy !req
6. Our deal was,
you provide me with dirtCopy !req
7. on all your fellow ministers.Copy !req
8. I thought you wanted to get rid
of the competition,Copy !req
9. take over the world.Copy !req
10. What happened, Lyle?Copy !req
11. I came to fucking
South Carolina for this.Copy !req
12. I'm sorry,
but circumstances have changed.Copy !req
13. You can't do the Gemstones.Copy !req
14. Jesse has pledged
to invest heavily in my resort.Copy !req
15. I got a lot riding
on this deal,Copy !req
16. so now you're
actually hurting me.Copy !req
17. You say that as if I care.Copy !req
18. The Gemstones are the biggest
name in the business.Copy !req
19. It's the scalp I want.
It's the scalp I need.Copy !req
20. You stop cooperating with me,
and I'll fucking out you,Copy !req
21. and all your minister friends
will know that you're the rat.Copy !req
22. And betray your source?Copy !req
23. That's unethical
journalism, man.Copy !req
24. I helped you.Copy !req
25. Well, you better
keep helping meCopy !req
26. 'cause if you don't,
fucking do a story on you next.Copy !req
27. I hear you have
a strange relationshipCopy !req
28. with some of the boys
in your orphanage.Copy !req
29. Fuck, man!
You know that?Copy !req
30. Shit. Fine!Copy !req
31. You want dirt?
I got dirt.Copy !req
32. There are four pastors
in my churchCopy !req
33. who skim money
to build new housesCopy !req
34. with pools.Copy !req
35. I can give you their names.Copy !req
36. You promised me Eli,Copy !req
37. not some nobodies
from your church.Copy !req
38. You know what, I'm turning
my sights on you now.Copy !req
39. Yep. Okay?Copy !req
40. So why don't you be a good boy
and fuck off out of my Airbnb?Copy !req
41. That ain't fair!Copy !req
42. You're surprised there's
no honor amongst thieves?Copy !req
43. I am not a thief.
I'm a minister.Copy !req
44. Shit. Shit.Copy !req
45. It's time.
Get the guns. Let's go.Copy !req
46. Pastor Lissons,Copy !req
47. you said we were
just gonna scare them.Copy !req
48. Somehow, the man knows
how y'all got your houses.Copy !req
49. You want your wife
to find out, Chet?Copy !req
50. You want that big
choir promotion, Doug?Copy !req
51. Or to finally be
head deacon, Shane?Copy !req
52. Yeah, that's what I thought.
Brad, give me the guns.Copy !req
53. I didn't bring guns, sir.Copy !req
54. Grenades?
You brought grenades?Copy !req
55. I did
some YouTube research, sir.Copy !req
56. Guns leave evidence.Copy !req
57. With a grenade,
all the evidence gets blown upCopy !req
58. in the blast.Copy !req
59. Well, I ain't trying
to blow upCopy !req
60. the whole damn
neighborhood, man.Copy !req
61. It's not like that.Copy !req
62. YouTube said all you gotta do
is pull the pin out—Copy !req
63. No, it won't blow
unless I drop it.Copy !req
64. Oh, shit.
Damn it, man.Copy !req
65. The hell's wrong with you?Copy !req
66. - No!
- Ahh!Copy !req
67. Oh, it's like that.Copy !req
68. These motherfuckers want
a piece of me?Copy !req
69. - Oh, my fucking Lord.
- Ahh!Copy !req
70. Oh. Oh, geez.Copy !req
71. Those are
the concussion grenades.Copy !req
72. Huh?Copy !req
73. I said, the cylinder ones—Copy !req
74. Ah, shit!Copy !req
75. - You think I'm soft?
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
76. Brooklyn, bitches!Copy !req
77. Oh...Copy !req
78. Whoa. Motherfucker.Copy !req
79. Oh, shit.Copy !req
80. Poor guy.Copy !req
81. They're dead. Dead!
- Shit.Copy !req
82. Thaniel? Buddy?Copy !req
83. I prayed on it.Copy !req
84. You were right.
I was wrong, okay?Copy !req
85. God wants this friendship, man.Copy !req
86. And I—fuck.Copy !req
87. Oh!Copy !req
88. Someone's coming.
Hide, hide, hide, hide!Copy !req
89. Shit. Oh, no.Copy !req
90. Oh, God.Copy !req
91. Oh, shit. Ow.Copy !req
92. Oh, fuck.
Fucking hamstrings.Copy !req
93. Mr. Block?Copy !req
94. We come in peace.
We mean you no harm.Copy !req
95. Just a little chitchat.Copy !req
96. We just wanted to take you up
on your generous offer to talk.Copy !req
97. Kelvin's ass all scared.Copy !req
98. This motherfucker
ain't even home.Copy !req
99. Maybe we should
take some stuff.Copy !req
100. Like what?Copy !req
101. I don't know,
take his shirts.Copy !req
102. - Holy shit.
- He's dead.Copy !req
103. - Guys!
- Ahh!Copy !req
104. Ugh.Copy !req
105. Come on!Copy !req
106. Help!Copy !req
107. There's dead bodies
out here, too!Copy !req
108. I'm not making it do anything!Copy !req
109. Okay, just going up
and fucking down.Copy !req
110. Judy, don't you know
how to use this fucking car?Copy !req
111. - Oh, God, someone's here!
- Who the fuck is that?Copy !req
112. Go, go!
- I'm trying!Copy !req
113. Go, go!Copy !req
114. Go!
- I hate it!Copy !req
115. I hate this car!Copy !req
116. We gotta burn it down.
All of it.Copy !req
117. Do you think the Gemstones
saw you two?Copy !req
118. Not sure.Copy !req
119. Stop!Copy !req
120. Stop!Copy !req
121. Hey!Copy !req
122. On the ground!
Do not make a move!Copy !req
123. Whoo!Copy !req
124. And cut. Yes.Copy !req
125. - Yeah.
- Whoo!Copy !req
126. - That was perfect.
- Thanks, sir.Copy !req
127. I just need one more. Thanks.Copy !req
128. You got it. Okay.
We're going again?Copy !req
129. Well, I do not like seeing
my baby jump from a skyscraper.Copy !req
130. That was real scary.Copy !req
131. But following
your passion, baby,Copy !req
132. that is what life is all about.Copy !req
133. And Gideon, I am sorryCopy !req
134. if your dad and I stood
in the way of that.Copy !req
135. Wow, thanks, Mom.Copy !req
136. I really appreciate
you saying that.Copy !req
137. Yeah.Copy !req
138. Well, I guess
now we're even, huh?Copy !req
139. And since we came here to
support you doing your thing,Copy !req
140. we'd be honored
if you would comeCopy !req
141. and support us doing our thing.Copy !req
142. What's going on?Copy !req
143. It would mean the world
to us if you would comeCopy !req
144. to the groundbreaking
of Zion's Landing.Copy !req
145. That sounds awesome.Copy !req
146. Even though you don't want
to work at the church anymore,Copy !req
147. you're still a part
of this family.Copy !req
148. Yeah, Dad, I know that.Copy !req
149. We still want to be
parents and child with you.Copy !req
150. - Yes.
- Great.Copy !req
151. Yeah, I never really thought
we weren't, so...Copy !req
152. - Okay, yeah.
- Great.Copy !req
153. - Cool.
- So you'll come then?Copy !req
154. - I'd love to.
- Sick. That's awesome, man.Copy !req
155. - Right on.
- Really cool.Copy !req
156. Got something for you, Papa.Copy !req
157. I don't want nothing
from you.Copy !req
158. You done took everything
I cared about.Copy !req
159. Got me locked up
in this... this...Copy !req
160. Expensive care facility?Copy !req
161. - Shit.
- Don't be sour, Papa.Copy !req
162. Prison, more like it.Copy !req
163. Everything I've worked for,Copy !req
164. everything I've accomplished,Copy !req
165. for what?Copy !req
166. So that your son and his wifeCopy !req
167. could live the life
they deserve.Copy !req
168. - Shit.
- Here.Copy !req
169. What the fuck is this?Copy !req
170. That represents
a hotel room keyCopy !req
171. that will be permanently yours.Copy !req
172. We're doing it.Copy !req
173. We're doing Zion's,
just like I told you we would.Copy !req
174. I don't want nothing to do
with this bullshit.Copy !req
175. - Hey!
- You better behave yourself.Copy !req
176. Lyle's being kind to you,
a lot more kindCopy !req
177. than you've ever been
to either of us.Copy !req
178. You can't just be happy
for me, can you?Copy !req
179. Give me that damn key back!Copy !req
180. I've done things
you would neverCopy !req
181. have been capable of, Papa,Copy !req
182. all to show you
that I am actually worthyCopy !req
183. to carry on the family dynasty.Copy !req
184. And you can't even say,
"Thank you,"Copy !req
185. or, "Job well done,"Copy !req
186. or, "You're a great son."Copy !req
187. Mm!
- Hey, that's my roll.Copy !req
188. Was your roll.Copy !req
189. You're the one
who made it this way.Copy !req
190. You could've just been nice,
just given me what I asked for,Copy !req
191. and things wouldn't be
the way they are now.Copy !req
192. Okay, now, Tiffy, I want you
to eat all this meat, okay?Copy !req
193. Yes, niece.Copy !req
194. And eat
the white gristle, too.Copy !req
195. That's good for the baby.
- Yes, niece.Copy !req
196. You know, I got a feeling
that the LissonsCopy !req
197. and the Gemstones teaming up is
gonna be the wisest decisionCopy !req
198. this family has ever made.Copy !req
199. - Well done, son.
- Thanks.Copy !req
200. And we want y'all to comeCopy !req
201. and be a part
of the groundbreaking.Copy !req
202. You're 100% right.Copy !req
203. I think we should all attend
this important eventCopy !req
204. as a family.Copy !req
205. The Lissons, as well as many
other prominent investors,Copy !req
206. including Joe Jonas,
will be there.Copy !req
207. Joe Jonas? For real?Copy !req
208. - Yes.
- Okay, settle down.Copy !req
209. Yeah, it is not a joke.
- Yes, it is.Copy !req
210. If Joe Jonas is there,
me and BJ are in, okay?Copy !req
211. Yeah, we're in.Copy !req
212. This is going to be
a righteous fucking rager.Copy !req
213. - Hell yeah!
- Hear, hear.Copy !req
214. - Yeah.
- Whoo!Copy !req
215. Beach time!Copy !req
216. Not sure
where they ran away to,Copy !req
217. but they're back now.Copy !req
218. Some of them are
pretty banged up, too.Copy !req
219. They want to talk to you.Copy !req
220. That's all
they keep asking about.Copy !req
221. I figured if you had the time,Copy !req
222. maybe you could say
a few words.Copy !req
223. Yeah, course.Copy !req
224. You know
how the older ones get.Copy !req
225. They been in the pound so long.
Nobody wants 'em.Copy !req
226. God knows what they been up to.Copy !req
227. - You can go back inside.
- I don't mind.Copy !req
228. Some of these boys can be nasty
at times.Copy !req
229. It's what happens
when nobody loves you.Copy !req
230. Somebody loves them,
Minister Mike.Copy !req
231. I love them.
Go on inside.Copy !req
232. Why didn't you help us?Copy !req
233. I told you
I was working on it.Copy !req
234. Well, you were too slow.Copy !req
235. Congratulations
on your escape.Copy !req
236. And who told you to do that?Copy !req
237. Do you know how dumb that was?
So dumb!Copy !req
238. You owe us 100 grand.Copy !req
239. I owe you?
I want a fucking refund!Copy !req
240. You fucking shot the wrong dude
the first time,Copy !req
241. don't kill the fucker
the next time,Copy !req
242. and then you got
fucking caught!Copy !req
243. Caught?Copy !req
244. Well, since you want
to run your mouth,Copy !req
245. now you owe us double.Copy !req
246. Double?Copy !req
247. Who the fuck
do you think you are?Copy !req
248. I provided for you.
None of you have parents.Copy !req
249. No one gives a fuck about you.Copy !req
250. I'm the closest thing
any of y'all gotCopy !req
251. to Mommy and Daddy.Copy !req
252. - Double.
- Oh, go to hell, Rivers.Copy !req
253. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey now.Copy !req
254. Don't you dare do that to me.Copy !req
255. After all I've done for you?Copy !req
256. Shit, I gave you those guns.Copy !req
257. Oh, my God, really?Copy !req
258. That old move where you
cock the guns in unison?Copy !req
259. Gah!Copy !req
260. Fine, I'll pay,
you fucking brats.Copy !req
261. I'm just—I'm waiting on some
money to come in this weekend.Copy !req
262. Give me till then.Copy !req
263. All right.
All right, all right.Copy !req
264. Fuck you, motherfuckers.Copy !req
265. Wow!Copy !req
266. Amber, listen to that crowd!Copy !req
267. Can you feel the energy
in the air today?Copy !req
268. Baby, I can feel it,
and I am so happyCopy !req
269. to be here finally
with our dearest best friendsCopy !req
270. in paradise.Copy !req
271. - Amen!
- Love you.Copy !req
272. I'm gonna cry.Copy !req
273. This moment means so much
to me, everybody.Copy !req
274. Aww.Copy !req
275. Hey, where's Joe Jonas?Copy !req
276. Hey, get your Christian ass
up here.Copy !req
277. Come on now!Copy !req
278. Let's bring up
all the investors!Copy !req
279. Come on up.
- We got pop stars, y'all.Copy !req
280. We're friends with him.
We're friends with him.Copy !req
281. Look at Joe Jonas!
He likes it!Copy !req
282. So you found yourself
some Funyuns.Copy !req
283. Surprise. I'm back.Copy !req
284. - Baby Billy.
- Here I am.Copy !req
285. And I'm back for good.Copy !req
286. What happened to your nose?Copy !req
287. It's just a lick that I had
coming to me for a long time.Copy !req
288. A whole lotta thinking about—
- No. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
289. Uh-uh.
- Judy—Copy !req
290. You got a lot of nerve
coming hereCopy !req
291. with that shit-eating grin
on your faceCopy !req
292. after what you did.Copy !req
293. Judy, look,
I know you feel the needCopy !req
294. to put me through the paces,Copy !req
295. but I've already gone
on my journey.Copy !req
296. I left because I was trying
to protect her.Copy !req
297. - Protect her from what?
- From me.Copy !req
298. Baby Billy,
you abandoned her.Copy !req
299. This ain't some Lifetime movieCopy !req
300. where you go, "From me,"
in a sad voice,Copy !req
301. and then I feel all bad for you
and forgive you.Copy !req
302. What—forgiveness?
I ain't married to you.Copy !req
303. - That's a gross thought.
- Yeah, it is gross.Copy !req
304. Yuck. It'd be sick.
Can I talk to my wife?Copy !req
305. Please, just—
- Don't shake your hand at me.Copy !req
306. I'm so, so sorry.Copy !req
307. Will you take me back?Copy !req
308. Uh...Copy !req
309. I...Copy !req
310. I gotta pee.Copy !req
311. Didn't go so good,
did it, boy?Copy !req
312. Hey.Copy !req
313. Oh.
- Sorry. After you.Copy !req
314. No, Joe Jonas,
you please go first.Copy !req
315. No, I can hold it.
I'm good, honestly.Copy !req
316. I can also hold it as well.Copy !req
317. Please—
- I'm sorry!Copy !req
318. I gotta go real bad!Copy !req
319. Okay.Copy !req
320. That solves that.Copy !req
321. Oh, no.Copy !req
322. It's happening!Copy !req
323. It's happening.Copy !req
324. She's not with us.Copy !req
325. - You want a watermelon?
- Not today.Copy !req
326. Hey, Junior. - I done some digging.Copy !req
327. I don't know if this lines up,
but there's an arms dealerCopy !req
328. I done some business with,Copy !req
329. said he found a matchCopy !req
330. for the weapons
used in your hit.Copy !req
331. They match up to supplies
sold to some boysCopy !req
332. in a gang down in Texas.Copy !req
333. Texas?Copy !req
334. Mmm, mmm, mmm.Copy !req
335. Mmm.Copy !req
336. Here we are, Jesse.
We done did it.Copy !req
337. Yes, we did.Copy !req
338. Let's touch tips.
- Yes, please.Copy !req
339. Ching-ching.Copy !req
340. Lyle, you bastard!Copy !req
341. You think
you can keep avoiding me!Copy !req
342. Oh, shit.Copy !req
343. One second, man.Copy !req
344. Meagan, what are you
doing here?Copy !req
345. This event is invite only.
- I want my husband!Copy !req
346. I know you know where Chet is.
Just tell me.Copy !req
347. I want answers!
Tell me, please.Copy !req
348. Dear, you are sad.
I get that.Copy !req
349. Don't blame me
for Chet running off on you.Copy !req
350. These things happen.Copy !req
351. He probably was
having an affair.Copy !req
352. Chet didn't run off!Copy !req
353. He was working with you!Copy !req
354. He was giving
that journalist informationCopy !req
355. on the Butterfields!Copy !req
356. He told me everything.
- Shh.Copy !req
357. - He told me all about it.
- Stop talking.Copy !req
358. - He told me!
- Hey, Jesse—Copy !req
359. Where's my husband?
Where is my—Copy !req
360. Jesse, hold on now.
Jesse!Copy !req
361. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
362. The Butterfields.Copy !req
363. Fuck.Copy !req
364. Calm down, Jesse.
I can explain.Copy !req
365. You better start talking.Copy !req
366. You ratted out the Butterfields
to the press?Copy !req
367. Don't act high and mighty.
You did bad shit, too.Copy !req
368. I saw you at Thaniel's cabin,
all you Gemstones,Copy !req
369. slip-sliding around
in his blood.Copy !req
370. What the hell were you—
did you kill Thaniel Block?Copy !req
371. No, I didn't kill
Thaniel Block.Copy !req
372. He killed himself.Copy !req
373. But I did torch the place
to protect all of us.Copy !req
374. I solved our little problem
so we could do Zion's in peace.Copy !req
375. Honestly,
there's more I could tell you,Copy !req
376. but knowing you, you'd probably
just get all mad.Copy !req
377. - Why would I get mad?
- Promise you won't get mad?Copy !req
378. Promise.Copy !req
379. Them motorcycle fellas
that shot your daddy?Copy !req
380. They work for me.Copy !req
381. You sent the Cycle Ninjas?Copy !req
382. Cycle Ninjas?
Who the fuck is that?Copy !req
383. It's what I'm calling them
motorcycle assassin people.Copy !req
384. Why ninjas?Copy !req
385. They ain't got nothing
to do with martial arts.Copy !req
386. I'll call them whatever
the fuck I want to call them!Copy !req
387. This is why I said
don't get mad!Copy !req
388. Why the fuck would you want
to kill my daddy?Copy !req
389. To help you!Copy !req
390. Jesse, Eli keeps you
from your potential,Copy !req
391. from our friendship.Copy !req
392. Double firstborns
building paradise together.Copy !req
393. So I thought I'd do you a solid
and smoke him,Copy !req
394. get him out of your way.Copy !req
395. No, no,
I never asked you to do that.Copy !req
396. You're gonna look me
in my eyeCopy !req
397. and tell me you never wished
your daddy would hurry upCopy !req
398. and die already?Copy !req
399. No, of course not, Lyle.
That'd be fucked up.Copy !req
400. What's fucked up
is when you told meCopy !req
401. your old man wouldn't
give us the cash.Copy !req
402. That rocked my world.
I bugged out, man.Copy !req
403. You can't hold that against me.Copy !req
404. Shit, I did it for us, man,
for our investment.Copy !req
405. Are you mad?Copy !req
406. I think I need
to go for a walk.Copy !req
407. Can I come with you?Copy !req
408. No, I think I should probably
just do this walk alone,Copy !req
409. on my own, by myself.Copy !req
410. Can I walk
a few feet behind you,Copy !req
411. like, at a distance?Copy !req
412. No.Copy !req
413. Jesse.Copy !req
414. Wait—you're gonna tell!Copy !req
415. Ahh!Copy !req
416. Damn it, man, fuckin'--Copy !req
417. Lyle, how could you,
you fucking—Copy !req
418. We were firstborns!Copy !req
419. You carry a fucking sling?Copy !req
420. Lyle?Copy !req
421. Are you dead?Copy !req
422. Did I kill you, Lyle?Copy !req
423. Something happened.
You did something.Copy !req
424. Oh, fuck me.Copy !req
425. Hey, hey, boys.
Have you seen Tiff?Copy !req
426. Yeah, that's her.Copy !req
427. Tiff?Copy !req
428. Tiff, it's me.
Please, now, please.Copy !req
429. Tiff, open the door.
Please forgive me, please!Copy !req
430. I just had him, Baby Billy.Copy !req
431. I had baby Lionel,
but he fell in the toilet.Copy !req
432. Son of a gun.
A toilet baby?Copy !req
433. Come out here.Copy !req
434. Oh, my God!
- We should call a doctor.Copy !req
435. I actually almost played
a doctor on TV once.Copy !req
436. Got real close.Copy !req
437. Maybe I can pull it up
by the umbilical cord,Copy !req
438. you know,
like a bucket in a well.Copy !req
439. Pull him out!Copy !req
440. Okay. Here we go.Copy !req
441. Easy, Lionel.Copy !req
442. He's going—easy.
Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
443. Ah!Copy !req
444. - It snapped!
- No, save him, Baby Billy!Copy !req
445. Save him!
- I got you!Copy !req
446. Ah!Copy !req
447. Hold on!Copy !req
448. There he is.Copy !req
449. That's my son.Copy !req
450. That's my sonCopy !req
451. That's my son!Copy !req
452. Thank you.Copy !req
453. Aunt Tiffany's so dumb,
she'll probably headCopy !req
454. to Freeman's Gap
with Uncle Baby Billy.Copy !req
455. We'll just be a couple
sad-ass empty nesters.Copy !req
456. I love that
you're acting all hurt,Copy !req
457. like she's your kid
or something.Copy !req
458. I know she ain't my kid.
She's my fucking aunt, dude.Copy !req
459. Stupid.
- Hi. Hello.Copy !req
460. Would you all please
come with me?Copy !req
461. I just killed someone.Copy !req
462. - Baby.
- Gonna follow you.Copy !req
463. All I meant to do
was wing him.Copy !req
464. That was it.
- Oh!Copy !req
465. Oh, my God.Copy !req
466. Fuck, Jesse,
you really did kill him.Copy !req
467. Why are there branches
all over him?Copy !req
468. I panicked.
I didn't know what to do.Copy !req
469. I tried to cover him up.
Look at him.Copy !req
470. He's dead.Copy !req
471. Oh, baby.Copy !req
472. Oh!Copy !req
473. - Whoa!
- Yes!Copy !req
474. Nice fucking hit, Daddy!Copy !req
475. Daddy, it was the Lissons!Copy !req
476. They were the bad guys
the whole time!Copy !req
477. I was coming over
to tell you that.Copy !req
478. Lyle, how could you?
Does Lindy know?Copy !req
479. He's my husband.Copy !req
480. Of course I know
what the fuck is going on.Copy !req
481. Get up, baby.Copy !req
482. Put that gun down, sweetheart.Copy !req
483. Don't tell us what to do.
We do what we want.Copy !req
484. We're grown-ups.
- Not acting like it.Copy !req
485. Shut your mouth
or I'm gonna shut it for you,Copy !req
486. you and your asshole wife.Copy !req
487. How dare you, Lindy.Copy !req
488. You know what?
Eat some shit.Copy !req
489. You eat some shit,
you fucking privileged wannabe!Copy !req
490. Hey!Copy !req
491. Girl, you need to watch
who you're calling privileged.Copy !req
492. Privileged!Copy !req
493. No, you're
fucking privileged!Copy !req
494. Hell I am!
You're privileged!Copy !req
495. You're privileged the most.Copy !req
496. BJ!Copy !req
497. I'm fine.
It's not bad, see?Copy !req
498. - Oh, my God!
- Oh!Copy !req
499. - Oh, God, I'm gonna die!
- No.Copy !req
500. At least you're baptized.Copy !req
501. God dang it, no!
You're not gonna die!Copy !req
502. How dare you shoot him!Copy !req
503. He's part
of our fucking family!Copy !req
504. Did Jesse say
I'm part of the family?Copy !req
505. Yes, baby.Copy !req
506. We're gonna get out of here,
and y'all can't follow us!Copy !req
507. So you better get
in that water.Copy !req
508. Got no time for games, girl.
That boy's gonna die.Copy !req
509. Is Eli bargaining
for my life?Copy !req
510. Get in the fucking water,
or Little Debbie gets it again!Copy !req
511. - Hey, no, no.
- No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
512. Get in that water,
and you swim offshore.Copy !req
513. Go on, get!Copy !req
514. Shoo!Copy !req
515. Go!
- I'm sorry, BJ.Copy !req
516. Go, go.Copy !req
517. I'll come back, BJ.Copy !req
518. Turn the fuck around!
Stop looking at us!Copy !req
519. Go!Copy !req
520. Don't fucking look
at me, Jesse.Copy !req
521. Get in that water!Copy !req
522. That's right, keep going!Copy !req
523. Let that wave
slap them dicks, whoo!Copy !req
524. Well, Waylon said
I wasn't compatibleCopy !req
525. with his fishing lifestyle,Copy !req
526. so he left me high and dry
to be with his boat.Copy !req
527. Oh, sweetheart.Copy !req
528. I knew the son of a bitch was
all about that salt life.Copy !req
529. I oughta beat his ass
for making you cry.Copy !req
530. Oughta throw him
off his fucking boat.Copy !req
531. Chad, let's get raw.Copy !req
532. - You got this.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
533. I'm sorry I put you
through everything.Copy !req
534. I made a mistake.Copy !req
535. And I've grown to hate myself
because of it.Copy !req
536. I weepCopy !req
537. at night, alone.Copy !req
538. Okay, Chad,
let's not put all our cardsCopy !req
539. on the table, all right?Copy !req
540. Mandy, there's no doubt
that this man is an idiot.Copy !req
541. Everyone knows that.Copy !req
542. But you played your part
as wellCopy !req
543. by mocking him
and belittling his manhood.Copy !req
544. Chad.Copy !req
545. I'm so sorry I told everybody
that you have a tiny peckerCopy !req
546. and that you don't provide
for me and the girls,Copy !req
547. 'cause you do provide.Copy !req
548. You're a real good daddy.Copy !req
549. I am?Copy !req
550. And I got a big pecker?
Bigger than Waylon's?Copy !req
551. You provide for the girls.Copy !req
552. I am so proud of you two,Copy !req
553. because the Lord tells us
to forgive.Copy !req
554. And with forgiveness
comes a second chance.Copy !req
555. Amen.Copy !req
556. You know,
the Gospel of Luke says,Copy !req
557. "Your brother and sister sin
against you,Copy !req
558. "rebuke them.Copy !req
559. "But if they repent,
forgive them.Copy !req
560. "Even if they sin against you
seven times in a dayCopy !req
561. "and seven times
they come to you and repent,Copy !req
562. you must forgive."Copy !req
563. Mandy, Chad's only asking
for two chances, not seven.Copy !req
564. Can you give this man
named Chad a second chance?Copy !req
565. Oh, gosh, yes.Copy !req
566. Second chances achieved
and complete.Copy !req
567. And the next chapter begins.Copy !req
568. It was nice having you here.Copy !req
569. Let us know
when you get there, okay?Copy !req
570. I will.Copy !req
571. Remember, Aunt Tiffy,
what I told you aboutCopy !req
572. when you bathe.Copy !req
573. - ABC.
- That's right.Copy !req
574. Angles, butthole, coochie.Copy !req
575. Good girl.Copy !req
576. Y'all can come visit anytime.Copy !req
577. We'll just be up
in Freeman's Gap.Copy !req
578. Yeah, door's always open.
Y'all just swing by.Copy !req
579. We'll sing us some ditties
like we used to, Judy Leigh.Copy !req
580. Y'all can come here
anytime you want, too.Copy !req
581. Yeah.Copy !req
582. Especially bring
this little guy.Copy !req
583. Little Lionel's
so flipping cute.Copy !req
584. A handsome little mister,
that's for sure.Copy !req
585. Yeah, he's got my looks
but his mama's gumption.Copy !req
586. Yeah, got her gums, too.Copy !req
587. I can't thank y'all enoughCopy !req
588. for taking such good care
of me.Copy !req
589. Made me think about how I want
to be nice like that to others,Copy !req
590. especially baby Lionel.Copy !req
591. Oh, buttercup,Copy !req
592. you got his juice
all over your face now.Copy !req
593. Hold on,
I'll get this off here for you.Copy !req
594. Excuse me one second here.
Come on over.Copy !req
595. I got a rag.
I got a rag.Copy !req
596. Put this on there.Copy !req
597. BJ, if we ever had a baby,Copy !req
598. do you promise
you'd still want to fuck meCopy !req
599. even if my shit got played out
by the kid?Copy !req
600. Judy, I'd love nothing moreCopy !req
601. than to bang
your played-out mother pussyCopy !req
602. for the rest of my days.Copy !req
603. BJ, don't you
ever change, okay?Copy !req
604. Just stay a kind, giant nerdCopy !req
605. who thinks
that heaven is a jokeCopy !req
606. but will think different
after he diesCopy !req
607. 'cause the secret thing is,
everybody goes to heaven,Copy !req
608. even science guys.Copy !req
609. Everybody's loaded in.Copy !req
610. Bye-bye, bye-bye!
- Bye-bye!Copy !req
611. - Bye-bye. Say goodbye now.
- Look, she's making him wave.Copy !req
612. Bye-bye now.Copy !req
613. Let's see some hustle!
Push yourselves!Copy !req
614. Hit them weights, worms!Copy !req
615. You heard him.
Hit the weights.Copy !req
616. You know, I used to worryCopy !req
617. that ministering to kids
was a joke,Copy !req
618. that I wasn't taken seriously.Copy !req
619. Saving children
from burning in hell,Copy !req
620. that's very important.Copy !req
621. Exactly.Copy !req
622. This whole time we've been
searching for our calling,Copy !req
623. it's been right here
under our nosesCopy !req
624. with these beautiful,
innocent children.Copy !req
625. Look at Jason.
He is strong for a boy his age.Copy !req
626. - Heck yeah.
- And Latrell, whoo!Copy !req
627. He's got some lats on him.
- Looks like angel wings.Copy !req
628. That's right.Copy !req
629. We could groom a lot
of these kidsCopy !req
630. into being the next
generation's strongmen.Copy !req
631. My God.Copy !req
632. Look at Derek's pecs.Copy !req
633. Those things are bulbous.Copy !req
634. Derek's a very popular boy.Copy !req
635. Who says
that we need muscle menCopy !req
636. in order to go on missions?Copy !req
637. We could go to the Judean
desert with these kids.Copy !req
638. It'd be just as gratifying.Copy !req
639. Maybe we should at least get
some permission slipsCopy !req
640. and chaperones.Copy !req
641. Dang, Keefe,
what you talking 'bout,Copy !req
642. permission slips
and chaperones?Copy !req
643. I'm just spitballing here.
- Yeah, you're right.Copy !req
644. No adults.
Just us and these children.Copy !req
645. That's right.Copy !req
646. Putting in all-new
stadium seating.Copy !req
647. Now just need asses
to put in 'em, uh-huh.Copy !req
648. Putting that money to good use.Copy !req
649. Got to if I want
to attract top talent,Copy !req
650. know what I mean?Copy !req
651. Oh, you'll get 'em.Copy !req
652. They'll fly here
like bees to flowers.Copy !req
653. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
654. Old son of a bitch did
start the place.Copy !req
655. Had to give him
some kind of props.Copy !req
656. - Think that's nice. Real nice.
- Yeah.Copy !req
657. You're a good man, Eli,
I swear.Copy !req
658. After what that Texas preacher
done to you,Copy !req
659. and then knowing
he just got away,Copy !req
660. living his life unchecked, man,Copy !req
661. I'd be tracking his ass down
to the endsCopy !req
662. of the goddamn earth,
I tell you what.Copy !req
663. It's not our duty
to judge one another.Copy !req
664. That belongs to the Lord.
- Hm.Copy !req
665. Aye.Copy !req
666. They're on the move.Copy !req
667. Oh, hell yeah.Copy !req
668. Ahh!Copy !req
669. Get the guns!Copy !req
670. God believes in us.Copy !req
671. God will see us through,
for we are chosen.Copy !req
672. Want something, motherfuckers?Copy !req