1. What part
of "leave him the hell alone"Copy !req
2. did you not understand?Copy !req
3. Somebody had to do something.Copy !req
4. I'm sorry, Daddy.
I was weak.Copy !req
5. I let Jesse and Judy
peer-pressure me.Copy !req
6. Peer-pressure you?Copy !req
7. We did it all together
as the new generation.Copy !req
8. What?Copy !req
9. Uh, as the new generation
of Christian thought leaders,Copy !req
10. our time.Copy !req
11. Jesus.Copy !req
12. Fuck.Copy !req
13. Have you told anyone else
about this?Copy !req
14. Does anybody else know
you were here?Copy !req
15. No, Daddy, just you.Copy !req
16. Don't tell anybody else.Copy !req
17. Do you understand?Copy !req
18. This stays with us.Copy !req
19. Ah, ah.Copy !req
20. You and the men are doing
excellent work.Copy !req
21. Be it his will,
the harvest will be bountiful.Copy !req
22. Praise be to he.Copy !req
23. We've been working really hard.Copy !req
24. Everybody's
in really high spirits.Copy !req
25. Way to keep the faith,
my friend.Copy !req
26. Make sure the men
finish their chores.Copy !req
27. And, uh, I'll meet you
in the steam showers,Copy !req
28. but bring Titus and Odd Chris.Copy !req
29. I could smell them
during worship.Copy !req
30. The fuck is this?
A refugee camp?Copy !req
31. I'm expanding my repertoire.Copy !req
32. I told y'all I'm not
gonna be a youth ministerCopy !req
33. my whole dang life.Copy !req
34. So what,
you're collecting muscle mens?Copy !req
35. No. All members of the
Kelvin Gemstone God SquadCopy !req
36. are here voluntarily.Copy !req
37. We lift, we pray, and we are
mindful of our diets...Copy !req
38. Clean living, being ripped,Copy !req
39. and getting high on Christ.Copy !req
40. Okay, well,
whatever this bullshit is,Copy !req
41. I don't got time for it, okay?Copy !req
42. Our daddy killed that reporter.Copy !req
43. Mm-mm.
You got a sick mind, Jesse.Copy !req
44. Thank you, Kelvin.Copy !req
45. That's exactly what
I been sayin' to him.Copy !req
46. You guys were there.
You saw him...Copy !req
47. Coming in all late,
acting all suspicious,Copy !req
48. blood on his damn trousers.Copy !req
49. It's obvious.Copy !req
50. If our daddy had anything
to do with it,Copy !req
51. why would he take us back
to the scene of the crime?Copy !req
52. Yeah, Jesse, that don't make
no fucking sense.Copy !req
53. Okay. If Daddy's as squeaky
clean as you two think he is,Copy !req
54. then why was that reporter here
in the first place?Copy !req
55. He hates Christians?Copy !req
56. And I guess
it's just a big coincidenceCopy !req
57. that Daddy's shady-ass friend
from MemphisCopy !req
58. just breezes into town
right before this happens?Copy !req
59. Y'all heard dude
at church lunch,Copy !req
60. talking about "handling it,"
"taking care of business."Copy !req
61. They fucking whacked him.Copy !req
62. - Oh.
- Okay.Copy !req
63. Oh, you goin' too far now,
Jesse.Copy !req
64. Call our daddy a killer
one more time,Copy !req
65. and see if I don't beat
that ass.Copy !req
66. Oh, you wish.Copy !req
67. Man, you ain't as tough
as you think you are.Copy !req
68. - You know what?
- Oh, come on.Copy !req
69. You know what?
I'ma join Kelvin's anger,Copy !req
70. and I'ma join him
at beating yo' ass.Copy !req
71. Come on,
you want some of this, boy?Copy !req
72. Yeah, you want some of it?Copy !req
73. Stop talking shit on Daddy,
boy.Copy !req
74. Don't talk shit on Daddy,
boy.Copy !req
75. All right, whatever.Copy !req
76. Y'all are lying to yourselves.Copy !req
77. You don't know Daddy as well
as you think you do.Copy !req
78. That man is cold as ice.Copy !req
79. Recognize.Copy !req
80. Judy, you need a ride?Copy !req
81. Yeah, I'll take one.Copy !req
82. Get one.Copy !req
83. Who cares, Jesse?Copy !req
84. I'ma ride up
on one of these boys home.Copy !req
85. I'll just drive you home.Copy !req
86. The news media and the world
mourns the passingCopy !req
87. of Peabody Award winning
journalist Thaniel BlockCopy !req
88. in what some are calling
a suspicious fire.Copy !req
89. Do I think
it was an accident?Copy !req
90. No.Copy !req
91. He was investigatingCopy !req
92. some very powerful people,
and he died.Copy !req
93. Dr. Gemstone,
there's a gentlemanCopy !req
94. here at the gate
wishing to see you,Copy !req
95. a Glendon Marsh, Jr.Copy !req
96. Says he was your guest here
the other night,Copy !req
97. but I don't see him registered
on the guest list.Copy !req
98. Would you like me
to let him in?Copy !req
99. Yes, sir.Copy !req
100. Sorry, sir.
Dr. Gemstone is a busy man.Copy !req
101. I couldn't get a hold of him.Copy !req
102. I just heard you talkin'
to him.Copy !req
103. Yea...Copy !req
104. That was his housekeeper.Copy !req
105. Have a blessed day.Copy !req
106. Well...Copy !req
107. how 'bout that?Copy !req
108. Now, you gon' treat a old man
like a asshole.Copy !req
109. You're lucky I don't get
outta this carCopy !req
110. and knock those fuckin' teeth
outta your mouth.Copy !req
111. Like I said, sir,Copy !req
112. have a blessed day.Copy !req
113. See the mighty power
of our Lord and saviorCopy !req
114. flowing through the
Kelvin Gemstone God Squad!Copy !req
115. Florida Cody, everybody!Copy !req
116. Liam!Copy !req
117. Titus!Copy !req
118. Now let's give it up
for the best,Copy !req
119. strongest behemoth on my squad,Copy !req
120. Torsten!Copy !req
121. He is a devout Christian,Copy !req
122. captain of the football team,Copy !req
123. and he even dated
the prom queen.Copy !req
124. But that female put Torsten
in quite the predicament.Copy !req
125. Gave him an ultimatum:Copy !req
126. His celibacy or his soul.Copy !req
127. Well, I think
you know his answer.Copy !req
128. If that's not virgin power,Copy !req
129. I don't know what is.Copy !req
130. If these Christian men
can achieveCopy !req
131. such amazing feats
of strength individually,Copy !req
132. just imagine what we can all
accomplish together.Copy !req
133. Ah... dude, please don't
stand on my neck.Copy !req
134. It's too much weight.Copy !req
135. Nowhere else to step.
I mis...Copy !req
136. I miscalculated, okay?Copy !req
137. Just deal with it.
The kids are loving it.Copy !req
138. Ah! There's my tendon.
Get down the leg.Copy !req
139. - Get down the leg, come on.
- Be cool, Titus.Copy !req
140. I can't, I can't, I can't!Copy !req
141. - Ow!
- Oh, no.Copy !req
142. Are you okay?Copy !req
143. - Did it look cool?
- So cool.Copy !req
144. Ow, my hips.Copy !req
145. - My hipbone.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
146. - Ah! Ah!
- Okay.Copy !req
147. Oh... we need a medic.Copy !req
148. - Medic!
- Medic!Copy !req
149. Someone get a fucking medic!Copy !req
150. Thank you, Lord, for
bringing us all here togetherCopy !req
151. to enjoy this delicious food
from Fancy Nancy's.Copy !req
152. May it give us sustenance
and strength.Copy !req
153. In your name, amen.Copy !req
154. - Amen.
- Mm.Copy !req
155. The Lissons just sent over
some materials for the hotel.Copy !req
156. I think they're getting
a little antsy.Copy !req
157. Any ideas on new investors?Copy !req
158. Really, Amber?Copy !req
159. I mean, do you think
we are in any stateCopy !req
160. to attract investors right now?Copy !req
161. I mean, in case you missed it,
a reporter died in a fire,Copy !req
162. and people are trying
to blame the Gemstones.Copy !req
163. Nobody's trying
to blame the Gemstones.Copy !req
164. - Twitter is.
- See?Copy !req
165. This is exactly the problem
with lame-stream media.Copy !req
166. Believe half of what you see
and just a little bitCopy !req
167. of what you hear,
and monkey see, monkey do,Copy !req
168. monkey pee all over you.Copy !req
169. I don't know.Copy !req
170. After he came out with the
story about the Butterfields?Copy !req
171. Bet Grandaddy killed him.Copy !req
172. Pontius.Copy !req
173. - Why would you say that?
- It's what I would do.Copy !req
174. No,
that is disrespectful talk,Copy !req
175. and I will not have that
at this table.Copy !req
176. Yeah, Pontch, you know
Grandad ain't like that.Copy !req
177. - Thank you.
- If he was gonna do it,Copy !req
178. he'd just hire someone.Copy !req
179. - He's too smart.
- Exactly.Copy !req
180. Wait, what?Copy !req
181. I bet he'd pay cartel guysCopy !req
182. or, like,
an assassin to burn him alive.Copy !req
183. Granddaddy burned someone?Copy !req
184. No, baby.
Abraham, no, no, no.Copy !req
185. Jesse, are you gonna
say something or...Copy !req
186. Mm.
Yeah.Copy !req
187. Knock it off.Copy !req
188. You're gonna
scare your brother.Copy !req
189. Your grandad didn't
burn anybody alive.Copy !req
190. If he did it,Copy !req
191. he put a bullet
in that reporter's head,Copy !req
192. then he burned up the cabin
to cover up his tracks.Copy !req
193. A bullet in the head, huh?Copy !req
194. Nah,
I like burning alive better.Copy !req
195. A lot of people like
the bullet in the head better,Copy !req
196. 'cause that's more realistic
and what's probably happenedCopy !req
197. if somebody was there
to witness it and toCopy !req
198. be able to confirm
the kill method.Copy !req
199. Everybody, just eat
your Fancy Nancy's, okay?Copy !req
200. Granddaddy is not a murderer.Copy !req
201. New subject.Copy !req
202. Tobias, bring it around!Copy !req
203. - Hey, can you get me a spot?
- Nah, go take a break.Copy !req
204. I drew you a piping hot
mustard seedCopy !req
205. and Epsom salt bath.Copy !req
206. I heard from the hospital.Copy !req
207. Liam's gonna be okay,Copy !req
208. but seven
of his ribs were brokenCopy !req
209. and one punctured something.Copy !req
210. The men stacked wrong.Copy !req
211. They are soft on fundamentals.Copy !req
212. What's going on?Copy !req
213. What are they saying?Copy !req
214. Titus was rubbing his neck
on the drive homeCopy !req
215. and showed some of the guysCopy !req
216. where your shoe
made a mark on it,Copy !req
217. but that's it.Copy !req
218. Well...Copy !req
219. I guess someone's been slippin'
on leg day, huh?Copy !req
220. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
221. Something might have
to be done about Titus.Copy !req
222. I agree completely...Copy !req
223. 100%.Copy !req
224. But I'm afraid to say
that some of the othersCopy !req
225. have been questioning
their place here as well.Copy !req
226. That's the downside
of assemblingCopy !req
227. an entire group of alpha males.Copy !req
228. As they grow stronger,
they grow more defiant.Copy !req
229. Some have been slacking
on their Bible study too.Copy !req
230. Son of a B.Copy !req
231. I do not have time
for this drama right now.Copy !req
232. Brother,Copy !req
233. what's troubling you?Copy !req
234. Your mind seems dark and black.Copy !req
235. If I tell you,Copy !req
236. you can tell no one.Copy !req
237. I promise
to keep your secret,Copy !req
238. and if I don't, you can cut my
tongue out with rusted shearsCopy !req
239. and bury it deep.Copy !req
240. Deal.Copy !req
241. Jesse, Judy, and I...Copy !req
242. we stumbled across a dead body.Copy !req
243. Multiple dead bodies, actually.Copy !req
244. One of which was that reporter.Copy !req
245. Did you kill him?Copy !req
246. No.Copy !req
247. We were there to talk,Copy !req
248. protect our family name.Copy !req
249. I know you don't know my daddy
all that well,Copy !req
250. but...Copy !req
251. you don't think
he's the type of personCopy !req
252. to murder someone, do you?Copy !req
253. It's hard to say.Copy !req
254. Human beings are capable
of horrific things...Copy !req
255. Depending on the circumstances.Copy !req
256. Are we in trouble, friend?Copy !req
257. I guess it depends
on who did it.Copy !req
258. Hey, Daddy.Copy !req
259. You wanted to see me?Copy !req
260. Everything okay?Copy !req
261. No, Kelvin,
everything's not okay.Copy !req
262. What in God's name happened
at your muscleman youth show?Copy !req
263. Oh.Copy !req
264. Oh, you... I mean,
you probably are thinkingCopy !req
265. of the unfortunate injury
Liam sufferedCopy !req
266. during the massive muscle
pyramid stunt.Copy !req
267. That's the one.Copy !req
268. Okay.
First of all, Daddy,Copy !req
269. you do not need
to worry about it.Copy !req
270. Okay?
He will heal,Copy !req
271. and I will take care of it.Copy !req
272. Oh, good, so you'll take care
of the lawsuit too.Copy !req
273. Abso...Copy !req
274. Lawsuit?Copy !req
275. The injured muscle boy
is suin' the church.Copy !req
276. I got the letter today.Copy !req
277. If I ain't got enough
going on around hereCopy !req
278. with this reporter's death,Copy !req
279. now I have
to clean up your mess,Copy !req
280. pay for your stupid mistakes.Copy !req
281. You're the youngest,
but that doesn't meanCopy !req
282. you have to act like
a damn child!Copy !req
283. Take some responsibility
for once in your life!Copy !req
284. Grow up!Copy !req
285. Or is that too much to ask?Copy !req
286. Damn it!Copy !req
287. Dr. Gemstone, it's time for
your meetin' with the deacons.Copy !req
288. Coming.Copy !req
289. I'm trying to be patient,
Kelvin.Copy !req
290. I'm trying to understand you,
son.Copy !req
291. I really am,
but you're a big boy now.Copy !req
292. Time to put on
your big boy pants,Copy !req
293. stop wasting your time playing
with your muscular boys.Copy !req
294. They're muscle men, Daddy!Copy !req
295. So I was just kind of
moving stuff around,Copy !req
296. settling in, and I...
I found some boxesCopy !req
297. of Grandad's old stuff
in the closet.Copy !req
298. Come take a look.Copy !req
299. Oh.Copy !req
300. Look how young he was.Copy !req
301. Back when he had
all his faculties.Copy !req
302. - Pretty cool.
- It is cool.Copy !req
303. Uh, but there's... there's more.Copy !req
304. Some stuff
that's not so cool too.Copy !req
305. I mean,
maybe Pontius was right.Copy !req
306. "Glendon Marsh orders killing
of Memphis police officers."Copy !req
307. Glendon is Junior's pop.Copy !req
308. Daddy used to wrassle
for Glendon.Copy !req
309. Says there in that article that
he would use the wrestlersCopy !req
310. as enforcers for his gang.Copy !req
311. My suspicions were spot-on.Copy !req
312. Daddy brought Junior here
because he wanted himCopy !req
313. to ice that reporter.Copy !req
314. Okay, look, I know
when Daddy was a boy,Copy !req
315. he used to run around,
get in trouble...Copy !req
316. Then he met Mama
and turned his life around.Copy !req
317. Blah, blah, blah.Copy !req
318. That's the Lifetime Movie
of the Week version,Copy !req
319. the bought and sold,
made for the masses.Copy !req
320. What I'm trying to get to
is that Ken Burns documentary.Copy !req
321. What's the real with Daddy?Copy !req
322. How nasty was he?Copy !req
323. I'm sorry.
I couldn't help but overhear.Copy !req
324. Judy,
I didn't want to worry you,Copy !req
325. but I saw something very
strange with your daddy today.Copy !req
326. What, BJ?Copy !req
327. I was out rollerblading...Copy !req
328. You rollerblade?Copy !req
329. It's an exercise I do
to keep swole.Copy !req
330. I was crushing
some heel-toes,Copy !req
331. fishtails, slaloms,
hockey turns...Copy !req
332. When I noticed Dr. Gemstone.Copy !req
333. I yelled out, "Hi, Daddy,"Copy !req
334. "Hey, Dr. Gemstone,"Copy !req
335. but no response.Copy !req
336. He got on this ride
called The Exodus.Copy !req
337. From the shadows,
I watched him.Copy !req
338. He rode it...Copy !req
339. All by himself...Copy !req
340. Over and over...Copy !req
341. and over and over.Copy !req
342. The Exodus.
That's a big clue.Copy !req
343. - Yeah, I'm not seein' it.
- Daddy always hatedCopy !req
344. that rollercoaster, Jesse...
Always.Copy !req
345. He never would ride it with meCopy !req
346. 'cause he said
it gave him bubble guts,Copy !req
347. and now he's ridin' it alone
like a psychopath?Copy !req
348. And why is that, you think,Copy !req
349. 'cause he's trying
to kill somebody?Copy !req
350. Sure,
that's classic psycho behavior.Copy !req
351. Daddy's on this over
and over again by himselfCopy !req
352. to whip himself up
into a murder frenzy.Copy !req
353. - Murder frenzy?
- Yeah.Copy !req
354. Like when people are getting
all high and hornyCopy !req
355. on a rollercoaster,
just like, ahh!Copy !req
356. That didn't happen.Copy !req
357. Everything you just said
is a guess, all right?Copy !req
358. This rollercoaster
ain't part of the case.Copy !req
359. This ain't shit.Copy !req
360. It's part of my case,
'cause BJ saw it.Copy !req
361. Found you.Copy !req
362. What're you all doing?Copy !req
363. Being secretive
behind people's backs?Copy !req
364. Ain't nobody being secretive.Copy !req
365. We're just solving this case
in real time.Copy !req
366. We ain't trying
to give people fucking updates.Copy !req
367. Daddy's friend Junior...
Dude's in the mafia.Copy !req
368. Or some redneck version of it.Copy !req
369. Why do you even care?
Why are you here?Copy !req
370. All you're gonna do
is just argueCopy !req
371. and act like you
the damn expert on Daddy,Copy !req
372. when you ain't.Copy !req
373. Okay.
Fine.Copy !req
374. I guess I'll just leave,
but I'll be taking this.Copy !req
375. - The fuck is that?
- It's Daddy's phone, dummy.Copy !req
376. Cellular devices,
it's what the police useCopy !req
377. to catch terrorists
and pedos these days.Copy !req
378. It's got everything.
Locations, biometrics.Copy !req
379. GPS metadata.Copy !req
380. Digital secrets.Copy !req
381. There's digital secrets
on there?Copy !req
382. What's on there, Kelvin?Copy !req
383. Digital secrets, Judy.
I just said that.Copy !req
384. It's got all kinds of juicy
stuff in here probably.Copy !req
385. But it is password protected.Copy !req
386. What,
you don't know his passcode?Copy !req
387. I do.
It's easy.Copy !req
388. It's his birthday.Copy !req
389. He uses it for everything.Copy !req
390. Cool, plug it in.
Put it in, Kelvin.Copy !req
391. - Put it... just...
- Yeah, plug it.Copy !req
392. Plug in his birthday, yeah.Copy !req
393. Plug it in.
Put it in... put in his birthday.Copy !req
394. - Daddy's birthday.
- Plug it.Copy !req
395. Ah... yeah, I'm havin'...Copy !req
396. I'm having a little
brain toot right now.Copy !req
397. W-What... what is his
birthday exactly?Copy !req
398. - The exact date?
- Jesse, tell Kelvin,Copy !req
399. um, Daddy's birthday.Copy !req
400. What is it, June, July?
Wh... I don't know.Copy !req
401. No, man, it's winter.Copy !req
402. 'Cause remember, Daddy's got
one of those birthdaysCopy !req
403. where you get screwed 'cause
it's so close to Christmas.Copy !req
404. Uh, no, dummy, that's me.Copy !req
405. - Oh.
- Hold on.Copy !req
406. Let me Google this shit.
Let me see.Copy !req
407. Yeah.
Good idea, plug that.Copy !req
408. Whoo, we were way off.
September.Copy !req
409. Plug in this: 0-9-0-6,Copy !req
410. fiddy-two.Copy !req
411. 0-9-0-6...Copy !req
412. Ugh, dang it.Copy !req
413. What's the problem?Copy !req
414. That was last week.Copy !req
415. We forgot Daddy's birthday.Copy !req
416. Oh, dang.Copy !req
417. Oh, well.Copy !req
418. Okay, it worked.
We're in.Copy !req
419. All right, uh,
first text chain.Copy !req
420. - Between Martin and Daddy.
- Here we go.Copy !req
421. Night of the murder,
9:25 p.m.Copy !req
422. - Mm-hmm.
- "Went out with Junior.Copy !req
423. "Things went sideways.Copy !req
424. "Need your help here.Copy !req
425. Now.
Total shit show."Copy !req
426. 12:02 a.m., Daddy writes,Copy !req
427. "Hate to have put you in
that predicament,Copy !req
428. "old friend.Copy !req
429. "Thanks for cleaning up
my mess.Copy !req
430. Goes without saying,
but this stays between us."Copy !req
431. Martin replies with a...Copy !req
432. thumbs up emoji.Copy !req
433. Fuck.
Thumbs up emoji?Copy !req
434. O... okay, uh...Copy !req
435. Daddy and Junior,
day after the murder, 3:02 p.m.Copy !req
436. "Last night reminded me
of old times.Copy !req
437. I set 'em up,
you knock 'em down."Copy !req
438. Oh, my God.Copy !req
439. That's Dixie mafia.
Those are the old times.Copy !req
440. And "knock 'em down"
means kill.Copy !req
441. And "kill" means murder.Copy !req
442. And murder causes death.Copy !req
443. Kill, kill, kill,
kill, kill, kill.Copy !req
444. - Hear you wanted to see me.
- Hey, Daddy.Copy !req
445. Hey, uh,Copy !req
446. we... we have to talk to you
about something tough.Copy !req
447. And you can be honest with us.Copy !req
448. Our allegiance is with you,
not man's laws.Copy !req
449. What's this all about?Copy !req
450. We know that...Copy !req
451. you had that reporter...Copy !req
452. Eliminated.Copy !req
453. And we just want you to know,
Daddy, that we discussed it,Copy !req
454. and we think
what you did was right.Copy !req
455. We are team Eli.Copy !req
456. You hired Junior
to smoke him,Copy !req
457. and we think that's dope,
not scary.Copy !req
458. - I'm glad you did him.
- Did him?Copy !req
459. Killed, sweet Daddy.Copy !req
460. Now, come on.
Stop acting old and feeble,Copy !req
461. and just tell the truth, okay?Copy !req
462. We know about Junior's daddy
Glendon.Copy !req
463. He was a criminal.Copy !req
464. Junior was one too.Copy !req
465. You didn't want Thaniel finding
out about your criminal past,Copy !req
466. so you had Junior pop him.Copy !req
467. That's what
you kids think of me?Copy !req
468. Daddy, come on.Copy !req
469. You get home all late at night,
outta breath,Copy !req
470. sending text messages
about stuff.Copy !req
471. Riding rollercoasters.Copy !req
472. I didn't do it,Copy !req
473. but I am worried
that maybe Junior did.Copy !req
474. He comes from a bad way,
doesn't know any better.Copy !req
475. That's how his kinda people
take care of things.Copy !req
476. Okay, and you had nothin'
to do with it?Copy !req
477. Blood all on your hands
and khakis.Copy !req
478. How the hell'd
that get there then?Copy !req
479. I was hoping to not
have to discuss this.Copy !req
480. I didn't have anything
to do with that man's death.Copy !req
481. But... you were there?Copy !req
482. Junior invited me out bowlingCopy !req
483. with a couple
of hairdresser friends he metCopy !req
484. while he was in town.Copy !req
485. Just some good old
harmless fun.Copy !req
486. All of a sudden,
Junior says he has to go,Copy !req
487. he has to do
something important.Copy !req
488. Would I mind getting
his friend home?Copy !req
489. Junior's other friend
was kind enoughCopy !req
490. to invite me in for a nightcap.Copy !req
491. Again, totally harmless.Copy !req
492. Ooh.Copy !req
493. Until she asked me if I
wanted to go in her hot tub.Copy !req
494. I like to go in the buff.Copy !req
495. Oh,
this is beyond embarrassing,Copy !req
496. but I had recently read
this article about this thing,Copy !req
497. manscaping,
so I decided to give it a try.Copy !req
498. Suppose my hands aren't
as steady as they once were.Copy !req
499. Ah!
Ah!Copy !req
500. And you cut off
your sagging ball bag?Copy !req
501. - Not off.
- Okay.Copy !req
502. No... wh... wh... hey, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
503. Wh-wh... what are we talking
about here?Copy !req
504. Wait a minute.
So you were trimmingCopy !req
505. you pubic hairs,
and you sliced your testicles?Copy !req
506. That's how you got blood
on your khakis?Copy !req
507. I felt like a fool.Copy !req
508. And then I really
started bleeding out,Copy !req
509. - so I called Martin.
- That's why Martin lied.Copy !req
510. Didn't want us to know you
were trimmin' your pubic hair.Copy !req
511. - Yes, I guess so.
- What the actual fuck, Daddy?Copy !req
512. - You're dating?
- No.Copy !req
513. I mean, I don't know.Copy !req
514. Nothing serious.
Just casual.Copy !req
515. Casually dating women?Copy !req
516. - Yes, Judy.
- Not Mama?Copy !req
517. No, Jesse, not Mama.Copy !req
518. So you're two-timing Mama?Copy !req
519. Shavin' your nuts
for some other bitch.Copy !req
520. Jesus Christ, Daddy.Copy !req
521. Why couldn't have you
just killed somebody?Copy !req
522. Disgusting.Copy !req
523. The world is full of people
who will fail you,Copy !req
524. let you down,Copy !req
525. betray you.Copy !req
526. In tonight's reading, we shall
discuss how even Jesus ChristCopy !req
527. overcame obstacles.Copy !req
528. Titus, come on, now.
Join the men.Copy !req
529. Ass meets mat,
crisscross applesauce.Copy !req
530. - Let's do this.
- Can't.Copy !req
531. My hammy cramps
when I sit like that.Copy !req
532. That's fine.
Just...Copy !req
533. take a knee.Copy !req
534. You know, get on your...
Get on your knees.Copy !req
535. Nah.
I'ma keep riding.Copy !req
536. Too cool for school,
huh, Titus?Copy !req
537. Not too cool.
Just here to get ripped, bro,Copy !req
538. not sit around for story times
like a fucking toddler.Copy !req
539. No!Copy !req
540. Too far, Titus!Copy !req
541. Okay, that's it.
That is it!Copy !req
542. Keefe,
summon the men to the firepit.Copy !req
543. Have them dress in their formal
evening athletic attire.Copy !req
544. Too far, Titus.Copy !req
545. Titus of Tampa Bay.Copy !req
546. You challenged me twice
this week, didn't ya?Copy !req
547. Come on, brother Kelvin,
I was just trying to voice...Copy !req
548. I'm the one with the voice!
Okay?Copy !req
549. I am the leader.
I am the alpha, not you.Copy !req
550. Here, we say,
"Strength above all else."Copy !req
551. That is our motto.Copy !req
552. So if you feel you are
strong enough to lead us,Copy !req
553. prove it, Titus.Copy !req
554. Bear the cross!Copy !req
555. Seems simple enough,
doesn't it?Copy !req
556. Big, strong man like you
carrying this crossCopy !req
557. 30 little steps,
20 feet probably.Copy !req
558. Jesus Christ carried his cross
2,000 feet.Copy !req
559. Could Jesus Christ
bench press 455 pounds?Copy !req
560. What say you, Titus?Copy !req
561. Have you the power
you think you have?Copy !req
562. When I'm done
manhandlin' this cross,Copy !req
563. I'm takin'
an inside-the-house bed.Copy !req
564. That's right!
This is all me.Copy !req
565. My hammy.Copy !req
566. My ha... my hamstring.Copy !req
567. Ah!Copy !req
568. I had it.
I had it.Copy !req
569. Ah!Copy !req
570. Well, men,Copy !req
571. it appears
as though my judgementCopy !req
572. to challenge the fallen...Copy !req
573. Was just.Copy !req
574. Titus, you must learn
to respect my authority.Copy !req
575. And people who like
to think I am still a childCopy !req
576. need to understand I am not.Copy !req
577. I'm full-grown.Copy !req
578. I'm a man.Copy !req
579. Torsten, Sky,Copy !req
580. please secure this traitor
in the containment unit.Copy !req
581. Let's see if seven days
and seven nightsCopy !req
582. in solitary confinement
can help him.Copy !req
583. No!
Hey, no!Copy !req
584. No!Copy !req
585. You're a joke!Copy !req
586. Destruction will come upon thee,Copy !req
587. and I will do the coming!Copy !req
588. Ooh.
That's nasty.Copy !req
589. - Hi, Eli.
- Aah!Copy !req
590. - Where you been?
- What the hell are you doin'?Copy !req
591. We need
to clear some things up.Copy !req
592. 'Cause I thought we was pals,
Bubba.Copy !req
593. Why you ain't answerin'
my calls?Copy !req
594. I know we used
to roll together,Copy !req
595. but my life
took a different path.Copy !req
596. I met my Aimee-Leigh,
and she changed me.Copy !req
597. We're not
in the same world now.Copy !req
598. I'm not a thug no more, Junior.Copy !req
599. But I still am,
is that what you're saying?Copy !req
600. Eli...Copy !req
601. you think
you're better'n me?Copy !req
602. You ain't nobody.Copy !req
603. You come from the same place
I come from... worse.Copy !req
604. You come from Shitwater,
Arkansas, over the bridge.Copy !req
605. Go back to Memphis.Copy !req
606. Don't come here no more.Copy !req
607. I don't wanna be your friend.Copy !req
608. Damn.Copy !req
609. Well, now I know
the real score.Copy !req
610. Man, ice cold, Eli.Copy !req
611. Ice cold.Copy !req
612. That's fine.Copy !req
613. I tell you what.Copy !req
614. If we ain't friends,
we enemies.Copy !req
615. How you like that?Copy !req