1. What part
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4. I'm sorry, Daddy.
I was weak.
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as the new generation.
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11. Jesus.
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12. Fuck.
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13. Have you told anyone else
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19. Ah, ah.
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my friend.
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finish their chores.
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29. I could smell them
during worship.
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A refugee camp?
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37. We lift, we pray, and we are
mindful of our diets...
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whatever this bullshit is,
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You got a sick mind, Jesse.
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You saw him...
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right before this happens?
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"taking care of business."
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62. - Oh.
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63. Oh, you goin' too far now,
Jesse.
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one more time,
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that ass.
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66. Oh, you wish.
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67. Man, you ain't as tough
as you think you are.
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68. - You know what?
- Oh, come on.
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I'ma join Kelvin's anger,
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at beating yo' ass.
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71. Come on,
you want some of this, boy?
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72. Yeah, you want some of it?
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73. Stop talking shit on Daddy,
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mourns the passing
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a suspicious fire.
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and he died.
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there's a gentleman
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wishing to see you,
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the other night,
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on the guest list.
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100. Sorry, sir.
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outta this car
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113. See the mighty power
of our Lord and savior
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Kelvin Gemstone God Squad!
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115. Florida Cody, everybody!
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118. Now let's give it up
for the best,
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120. Torsten!
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121. He is a devout Christian,
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the prom queen.
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124. But that female put Torsten
in quite the predicament.
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can achieve
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of strength individually,
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132. just imagine what we can all
accomplish together.
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133. Ah... dude, please don't
stand on my neck.
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I mis...
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The kids are loving it.
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Get down the leg.
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139. - Get down the leg, come on.
- Be cool, Titus.
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141. - Ow!
- Oh, no.
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142. Are you okay?
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143. - Did it look cool?
- So cool.
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- Oh, no.
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- Okay.
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147. Oh... we need a medic.
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148. - Medic!
- Medic!
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149. Someone get a fucking medic!
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150. Thank you, Lord, for
bringing us all here together
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from Fancy Nancy's.
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152. May it give us sustenance
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154. - Amen.
- Mm.
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some materials for the hotel.
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a reporter died in a fire,
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to blame the Gemstones.
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163. Nobody's trying
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- See?
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with lame-stream media.
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and monkey see, monkey do,
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171. Bet Grandaddy killed him.
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172. Pontius.
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- It's what I would do.
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at this table.
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176. Yeah, Pontch, you know
Grandad ain't like that.
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an assassin to burn him alive.
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Abraham, no, no, no.
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Yeah.
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scare your brother.
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to cover up his tracks.
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to witness it and to
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the kill method.
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199. Everybody, just eat
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200. Granddaddy is not a murderer.
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203. - Hey, can you get me a spot?
- Nah, go take a break.
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208. but seven
of his ribs were broken
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218. Well...
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their place here as well.
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226. That's the downside
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they grow more defiant.
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on their Bible study too.
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tongue out with rusted shears
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240. Deal.
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of horrific things...
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261. No, Kelvin,
everything's not okay.
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Liam suffered
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is suin' the church.
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your meetin' with the deacons.
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Kelvin.
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son.
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but you're a big boy now.
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with your muscular boys.
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I found some boxes
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all his faculties.
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302. - Pretty cool.
- It is cool.
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that's not so cool too.
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maybe Pontius was right.
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of Memphis police officers."
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for Glendon.
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because he wanted him
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get in trouble...
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and turned his life around.
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of the Week version,
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made for the masses.
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is that Ken Burns documentary.
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to keep swole.
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some heel-toes,
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hockey turns...
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called The Exodus.
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That's a big clue.
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- Daddy always hated
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it gave him bubble guts,
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like a psychopath?
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that's classic psycho behavior.
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and over again by himself
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into a murder frenzy.
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- Yeah.
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all high and horny
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just like, ahh!
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is a guess, all right?
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Fine.
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but I'll be taking this.
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- It's Daddy's phone, dummy.
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it's what the police use
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and pedos these days.
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Locations, biometrics.
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I just said that.
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It's easy.
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Put it in, Kelvin.
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- Yeah, plug it.
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Put it in... put in his birthday.
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- Plug it.
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- Jesse, tell Kelvin,
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Wh... I don't know.
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- Hold on.
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Let me see.
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Good idea, plug that.
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September.
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first text chain.
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- Here we go.
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9:25 p.m.
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- "Went out with Junior.
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Total shit show."
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but this stays between us."
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Thumbs up emoji?
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day after the murder, 3:02 p.m.
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Those are the old times.
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means kill.
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kill, kill, kill.
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- Hey, Daddy.
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446. we... we have to talk to you
about something tough.
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447. And you can be honest with us.
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448. Our allegiance is with you,
not man's laws.
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449. What's this all about?
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450. We know that...
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451. you had that reporter...
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452. Eliminated.
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453. And we just want you to know,
Daddy, that we discussed it,
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454. and we think
what you did was right.
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455. We are team Eli.
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456. You hired Junior
to smoke him,
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457. and we think that's dope,
not scary.
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458. - I'm glad you did him.
- Did him?
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459. Killed, sweet Daddy.
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460. Now, come on.
Stop acting old and feeble,
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461. and just tell the truth, okay?
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462. We know about Junior's daddy
Glendon.
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463. He was a criminal.
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464. Junior was one too.
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465. You didn't want Thaniel finding
out about your criminal past,
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466. so you had Junior pop him.
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467. That's what
you kids think of me?
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468. Daddy, come on.
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469. You get home all late at night,
outta breath,
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470. sending text messages
about stuff.
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471. Riding rollercoasters.
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472. I didn't do it,
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473. but I am worried
that maybe Junior did.
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474. He comes from a bad way,
doesn't know any better.
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475. That's how his kinda people
take care of things.
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476. Okay, and you had nothin'
to do with it?
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477. Blood all on your hands
and khakis.
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478. How the hell'd
that get there then?
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479. I was hoping to not
have to discuss this.
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480. I didn't have anything
to do with that man's death.
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481. But... you were there?
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482. Junior invited me out bowling
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483. with a couple
of hairdresser friends he met
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484. while he was in town.
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485. Just some good old
harmless fun.
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486. All of a sudden,
Junior says he has to go,
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487. he has to do
something important.
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488. Would I mind getting
his friend home?
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489. Junior's other friend
was kind enough
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490. to invite me in for a nightcap.
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491. Again, totally harmless.
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492. Ooh.
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493. Until she asked me if I
wanted to go in her hot tub.
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494. I like to go in the buff.
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495. Oh,
this is beyond embarrassing,
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496. but I had recently read
this article about this thing,
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497. manscaping,
so I decided to give it a try.
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498. Suppose my hands aren't
as steady as they once were.
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499. Ah!
Ah!
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500. And you cut off
your sagging ball bag?
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501. - Not off.
- Okay.
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502. No... wh... wh... hey, whoa, whoa.
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503. Wh-wh... what are we talking
about here?
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504. Wait a minute.
So you were trimming
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505. you pubic hairs,
and you sliced your testicles?
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506. That's how you got blood
on your khakis?
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507. I felt like a fool.
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508. And then I really
started bleeding out,
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509. - so I called Martin.
- That's why Martin lied.
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510. Didn't want us to know you
were trimmin' your pubic hair.
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511. - Yes, I guess so.
- What the actual fuck, Daddy?
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512. - You're dating?
- No.
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513. I mean, I don't know.
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514. Nothing serious.
Just casual.
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515. Casually dating women?
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516. - Yes, Judy.
- Not Mama?
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517. No, Jesse, not Mama.
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518. So you're two-timing Mama?
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519. Shavin' your nuts
for some other bitch.
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520. Jesus Christ, Daddy.
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521. Why couldn't have you
just killed somebody?
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522. Disgusting.
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523. The world is full of people
who will fail you,
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524. let you down,
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525. betray you.
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526. In tonight's reading, we shall
discuss how even Jesus Christ
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527. overcame obstacles.
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528. Titus, come on, now.
Join the men.
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529. Ass meets mat,
crisscross applesauce.
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530. - Let's do this.
- Can't.
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531. My hammy cramps
when I sit like that.
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532. That's fine.
Just...
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533. take a knee.
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534. You know, get on your...
Get on your knees.
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535. Nah.
I'ma keep riding.
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536. Too cool for school,
huh, Titus?
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537. Not too cool.
Just here to get ripped, bro,
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538. not sit around for story times
like a fucking toddler.
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539. No!
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540. Too far, Titus!
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541. Okay, that's it.
That is it!
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542. Keefe,
summon the men to the firepit.
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543. Have them dress in their formal
evening athletic attire.
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544. Too far, Titus.
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545. Titus of Tampa Bay.
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546. You challenged me twice
this week, didn't ya?
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547. Come on, brother Kelvin,
I was just trying to voice...
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548. I'm the one with the voice!
Okay?
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549. I am the leader.
I am the alpha, not you.
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550. Here, we say,
"Strength above all else."
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551. That is our motto.
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552. So if you feel you are
strong enough to lead us,
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553. prove it, Titus.
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554. Bear the cross!
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555. Seems simple enough,
doesn't it?
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556. Big, strong man like you
carrying this cross
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20 feet probably.
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558. Jesus Christ carried his cross
2,000 feet.
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559. Could Jesus Christ
bench press 455 pounds?
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560. What say you, Titus?
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561. Have you the power
you think you have?
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562. When I'm done
manhandlin' this cross,
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563. I'm takin'
an inside-the-house bed.
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564. That's right!
This is all me.
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565. My hammy.
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566. My ha... my hamstring.
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567. Ah!
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568. I had it.
I had it.
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569. Ah!
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570. Well, men,
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571. it appears
as though my judgement
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572. to challenge the fallen...
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573. Was just.
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574. Titus, you must learn
to respect my authority.
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575. And people who like
to think I am still a child
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576. need to understand I am not.
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577. I'm full-grown.
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578. I'm a man.
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579. Torsten, Sky,
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580. please secure this traitor
in the containment unit.
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581. Let's see if seven days
and seven nights
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582. in solitary confinement
can help him.
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583. No!
Hey, no!
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584. No!
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585. You're a joke!
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586. Destruction will come upon thee,
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587. and I will do the coming!
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588. Ooh.
That's nasty.
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589. - Hi, Eli.
- Aah!
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590. - Where you been?
- What the hell are you doin'?
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591. We need
to clear some things up.
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592. 'Cause I thought we was pals,
Bubba.
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593. Why you ain't answerin'
my calls?
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594. I know we used
to roll together,
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595. but my life
took a different path.
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596. I met my Aimee-Leigh,
and she changed me.
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597. We're not
in the same world now.
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598. I'm not a thug no more, Junior.
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599. But I still am,
is that what you're saying?
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600. Eli...
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you're better'n me?
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602. You ain't nobody.
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603. You come from the same place
I come from... worse.
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604. You come from Shitwater,
Arkansas, over the bridge.
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605. Go back to Memphis.
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606. Don't come here no more.
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607. I don't wanna be your friend.
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608. Damn.
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609. Well, now I know
the real score.
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610. Man, ice cold, Eli.
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611. Ice cold.
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612. That's fine.
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613. I tell you what.
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614. If we ain't friends,
we enemies.
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