1. Hey, excuse me!Copy !req
2. You, uh,
you can't smoke up there.Copy !req
3. I'm sorry, sir.
It's a fire hazard.Copy !req
4. You gotta put that out.Copy !req
5. You must be
the guy renting the placeCopy !req
6. from Gil since he's out of town.Copy !req
7. Is that right?Copy !req
8. - Yeah, sounds about right.
- Airbnb?Copy !req
9. Oh, no, no, Gil's not supposed
to be doing Airbnb.Copy !req
10. That's... that goes against
the covenant there.Copy !req
11. Yeah, I'll have to have a chat
with Gil, but...Copy !req
12. I'm... I'm Tim Nesbitt.Copy !req
13. Thaniel Block.Copy !req
14. Nathaniel?Copy !req
15. Thaniel.Copy !req
16. Than... Thaniel.Copy !req
17. Okay, where... where do you come
to us from?Copy !req
18. Brooklyn.Copy !req
19. New York?Copy !req
20. No, man.Copy !req
21. I couldn't live in New York.Copy !req
22. No way. That...Copy !req
23. Taking those taxicabs
and all those people.Copy !req
24. Yeah, no. It's a...Copy !req
25. What... what brings you
to, uh, South Carolina?Copy !req
26. Uh, um, uh, sir?Copy !req
27. I'm sorry,
I'm trying not to be rude here,Copy !req
28. but this conversation
or whatever just keeps goingCopy !req
29. and I really need
to do some work.Copy !req
30. And I can't concentrate.Copy !req
31. You made me put out
my cigarette.Copy !req
32. Okay, we'll just... we'll just
get out of your hair.Copy !req
33. How's that?Copy !req
34. Come on, Rocky, let's go.Copy !req
35. Ah, little word of advice...Copy !req
36. this ain't New York City.Copy !req
37. That nasty attitude,Copy !req
38. that ain't gonna get you
very far down here.Copy !req
39. Yeah, we're awful people,
I know.Copy !req
40. Terrible!Copy !req
41. Well, good day to you, sir.Copy !req
42. Go with God.Copy !req
43. Love and peace.Copy !req
44. Thoughts and prayers.Copy !req
45. Fuck me.Copy !req
46. I hate the South.Copy !req
47. I'm nervous, Sugar Cups.Copy !req
48. Don't be.Copy !req
49. Involving my daddy in thisCopy !req
50. might actually make him like you
a little bit.Copy !req
51. - Oh, come on.
- I wouldn't go so farCopy !req
52. as to say Eli doesn't like me.Copy !req
53. Okay, BJ.Copy !req
54. I would.Copy !req
55. Definitely.Copy !req
56. Now stand tall and strong.Copy !req
57. And let's go kiss
my daddy's ass.Copy !req
58. Mm.Copy !req
59. Wakey, wakey!Copy !req
60. Hi, BJ's here as well.Copy !req
61. Yoo-hoo!Copy !req
62. We got some good news for ya!Copy !req
63. - What if he's sleeping?
- Man, fuck his sleep.Copy !req
64. This is more important.Copy !req
65. Daddy?Copy !req
66. Daddy.Copy !req
67. Hey.Copy !req
68. Your eye.Copy !req
69. - Oh.
- Did you fall, Dr. Gemstone?Copy !req
70. Home falls are
a common occurrenceCopy !req
71. in the elder community.Copy !req
72. There's no shame in it.Copy !req
73. What is with all the racket?Copy !req
74. You're gonna wake the roosters!Copy !req
75. Oh.Copy !req
76. Sorry, I didn't know
you had company.Copy !req
77. I'd've worn something
more appropriate.Copy !req
78. Who's this hot piece of tail?Copy !req
79. This is my daughter, Judy.Copy !req
80. Excuse me.Copy !req
81. This one of her girlfriends?Copy !req
82. I'm not a lesbian partner.Copy !req
83. I'm her husband, BJ.Copy !req
84. No, BJ,
you're not shaking his hand.Copy !req
85. - He's big dicking you.
- Oh.Copy !req
86. This is Junior,
an old friend from Memphis.Copy !req
87. Just visiting.Copy !req
88. Daddy.Copy !req
89. Sir... Dr. Gemstone.Copy !req
90. As you know,
I've wholeheartedly acceptedCopy !req
91. Christ into my life
and decided to get baptized.Copy !req
92. I think I drunkenly saidCopy !req
93. the exact same thing
to Eli last night.Copy !req
94. Cut the shit, bro.Copy !req
95. We came over here
to bestow upon you the honorCopy !req
96. of asking you to be the one
to baptize BJ.Copy !req
97. Instead we're standing here
looking at this boyCopy !req
98. with his fucking morning chub?Copy !req
99. Uh, excuse me, Eli.Copy !req
100. I don't mean
to interrupt this sweet...Copy !req
101. father-daughter moment,
but you got any hangover helper?Copy !req
102. Oh, the kitchen's in there.Copy !req
103. And the coffee machine
is on the counter.Copy !req
104. Ew.Copy !req
105. - Bye.
- No, don't peace sign him.Copy !req
106. What the fuck is that?Copy !req
107. Uh, things just got a little
carried away last night.Copy !req
108. Nothing more than catching up
with an old friend.Copy !req
109. Hm, seems like more than
catching up to me.Copy !req
110. You have a black eye!Copy !req
111. Couple of old mysterious men
having slumber parties?Copy !req
112. Shit's obvious, dude.Copy !req
113. What's obvious?Copy !req
114. You are fucking that man.Copy !req
115. Y'all are hanging out here
being rough with each otherCopy !req
116. like grizzly bears
doing donkey punches.Copy !req
117. - Okay.
- Tussling each other.Copy !req
118. Getting each other hard.Copy !req
119. - Judy, ugh!
- Wash your mouth out with soap!Copy !req
120. Daddy, that man is not cute.Copy !req
121. Call me crazy, I always hoped
if you were gonna yank a pole,Copy !req
122. it be somebody hot,
like a Patrick Stewart type.Copy !req
123. Well, maybe next time
you'll think twiceCopy !req
124. before barging
into my home unannounced.Copy !req
125. You know what, Daddy?Copy !req
126. I'm gonna go surprise somebodyCopy !req
127. who gives a shit
about their daughter!Copy !req
128. - Okay.
- How 'bout that?Copy !req
129. Come on BJ,
and don't touch anythingCopy !req
130. because it's probably covered
in secretionsCopy !req
131. and there's probably Hep C loads
everywhere.Copy !req
132. - No, Judy, Judy.
- Uh.Copy !req
133. It wasn't supposed
to go like this.Copy !req
134. Goddamn, she just gets worse.Copy !req
135. Sorry if I stirred up
any shit with your daughter.Copy !req
136. Everything okay?Copy !req
137. No.Copy !req
138. But that's family.Copy !req
139. Always complicated.Copy !req
140. You don't have to tell me.Copy !req
141. All right.Copy !req
142. That business last night,Copy !req
143. I really needed that.Copy !req
144. Beating a man senseless?Copy !req
145. No.Copy !req
146. Well, that was fun, but no.Copy !req
147. The praying.Copy !req
148. Say, I wanna know
more about that.Copy !req
149. I mean...Copy !req
150. I ain't trying
to be no crazy religious personCopy !req
151. - or nothing, but...
- Junior, if you're serious,Copy !req
152. come to church.Copy !req
153. Big church like you got?Copy !req
154. Cost some money
to get in them doors.Copy !req
155. Brother, church is free.Copy !req
156. Unless you wanna sit
in the good seats.Copy !req
157. Well, I've been
in enough strip joints,Copy !req
158. I know what it takes
to get the good sniffer seat.Copy !req
159. Don't supposeCopy !req
160. you could reserve
those good seatsCopy !req
161. for your old childhood friends,
could you?Copy !req
162. I'll see what I can do.Copy !req
163. Amen.Copy !req
164. Amen.Copy !req
165. We call ourselves
the Second Chance prayer groupCopy !req
166. 'cause that's what we got...Copy !req
167. - second chances.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
168. Some of us anyway.Copy !req
169. I got divorced.Copy !req
170. Chad,
let's not sour the mood, okay?Copy !req
171. There's a lot of progress
to be proud of.Copy !req
172. When we started this group,
we were in crisis,Copy !req
173. our marriages in question.Copy !req
174. But I can say now that we are
all doing much better.Copy !req
175. Yes.Copy !req
176. Oh, except for Chad!Copy !req
177. Okay, who is this you brought
with you today, Mandy?Copy !req
178. Is this your father?Copy !req
179. No.Copy !req
180. It ain't my father.Copy !req
181. It's Waylon, my new man.Copy !req
182. Chad begged me to come,Copy !req
183. but he didn't say
I couldn't bring nobody.Copy !req
184. Well, even Chad is trying
to do better.Copy !req
185. You know,
the point of this group isCopy !req
186. to not treat each other
like assholes.Copy !req
187. The point is to rebuild
what has been broken,Copy !req
188. to reestablish relationships
with family,Copy !req
189. friends, colleagues, the Lord,
and ultimately... yourself.Copy !req
190. - Amen.
- But the real storyCopy !req
191. is about the progress
that we have made.Copy !req
192. In fact, that is why we will not
be able to host this meetingCopy !req
193. on Saturday night.Copy !req
194. Uh-oh, cat's out of the bag.Copy !req
195. Hush, hush.Copy !req
196. Jesse and I are blessed
to be teaming upCopy !req
197. with Lyle and Lindy Lissons
on a new business venture.Copy !req
198. That's right.Copy !req
199. Behold!Copy !req
200. Zion's Landing.Copy !req
201. A luxury all-inclusive
time-share resortCopy !req
202. for Christian families.Copy !req
203. Construction is due
to begin imminentlyCopy !req
204. on the beautiful,
sunny coastline of Florida.Copy !req
205. And it is top-notch service.Copy !req
206. - Yes.
- I'm talking white gloves.Copy !req
207. - And guess what else we got.
- What?Copy !req
208. We got a special discount
for folks of this prayer groupCopy !req
209. - tonight!
- What?Copy !req
210. Okay.Copy !req
211. Early-bird special, 15% off...Copy !req
212. For couples.Copy !req
213. - Oh, my.
- I'm looking at you, Levy.Copy !req
214. You and your mama back there.Copy !req
215. You sure have
put her through enough.Copy !req
216. Take her down to the beach,
get her some sunshine!Copy !req
217. We're doing big things!Copy !req
218. We're doing big things!Copy !req
219. Yes, yes!Copy !req
220. Yes!Copy !req
221. I'm glad we have this groupCopy !req
222. to get to spend
some quality time together.Copy !req
223. - Yeah.
- You know, like we used to?Copy !req
224. And just when we made
the wives sign those NDAs.Copy !req
225. I thought we'd never get
a chance to hang out again.Copy !req
226. Oh, this is not hanging out!Copy !req
227. This is going
to couples' prayer group.Copy !req
228. It's not the same.
Nah, this ain't shit.Copy !req
229. Shh, shh, shh, shh.Copy !req
230. Hey, how's it going?Copy !req
231. Love you guys.Copy !req
232. Happy wife, happy life.Copy !req
233. Well, what rhymes
with divorced wife?Copy !req
234. - I wouldn't know.
- I never had one.Copy !req
235. Levy, what the hell's going on
with your mom over there?Copy !req
236. - Mama!
- Looks like she's breathing.Copy !req
237. Mama, wake up.Copy !req
238. She's moving.Copy !req
239. Good afternoon.Copy !req
240. How can I help you?Copy !req
241. I'm here to talk
to Dr. Gemstone.Copy !req
242. Thaniel Block, journalist.Copy !req
243. Is Dr. Gemstone expecting you?Copy !req
244. That's a good question.Copy !req
245. Incredible complex,
Dr. Gemstone.Copy !req
246. I always hated
going to church as a kid.Copy !req
247. Catholic... too much standing up
and sitting down.Copy !req
248. Maybe you were
at the wrong church.Copy !req
249. Maybe.Copy !req
250. How'd you get that shiner?Copy !req
251. I go out at night
as a costumed crime-fighter.Copy !req
252. What are you here for,
Mr. Block?Copy !req
253. I'm doing a piece
on your family.Copy !req
254. Like the piece you did
on the Butterfields?Copy !req
255. They knew what they were doing
was wrong.Copy !req
256. That's why they were hiding it.Copy !req
257. Look, I'm here as a courtesy,
allowing you the opportunityCopy !req
258. to give your side of the story.Copy !req
259. You think I haven't tussled
with the press before?Copy !req
260. No, I've seen you in the press.Copy !req
261. Very ornery.Copy !req
262. You sweat a lot.Copy !req
263. Dr. Gemstone
has nothing to hide.Copy !req
264. Our followers know who he is.Copy !req
265. That's why they come worship
with us every Sunday.Copy !req
266. Mm.Copy !req
267. Story I got
isn't on Dr. Gemstone.Copy !req
268. - Jesse.
- Not him either.Copy !req
269. But if there's something you
wanna talk about, I'm all ears.Copy !req
270. Eli, give this man
no more of your time.Copy !req
271. No.Copy !req
272. Don't dance around.Copy !req
273. Which one of my family
are you coming after?Copy !req
274. Don't worry.Copy !req
275. Nobody alive.Copy !req
276. Your wife, Aimee-Leigh.Copy !req
277. She was a wonderful woman.Copy !req
278. Loved the world over.Copy !req
279. Well, I have some accounts
from the old staff, some help,Copy !req
280. that say she could
be very unpleasant at times.Copy !req
281. Lies.Copy !req
282. See, that's why I'd love
to sit down and talk.Copy !req
283. Maybe you can tell me
what's real and what's not.Copy !req
284. So people get the truth.Copy !req
285. Ha.Copy !req
286. Good luck
with your little write-up piece.Copy !req
287. I'm, uh...Copy !req
288. staying nearby.Copy !req
289. Rented myself a cozy cabin
in the country.Copy !req
290. If you change your mind,
come pay me a visit.Copy !req
291. Would love to have your side
of thingsCopy !req
292. for my little... write-up piece.Copy !req
293. Fuck him.Copy !req
294. Aimee-Leigh?Copy !req
295. Unreal. Holy shit.Copy !req
296. So pretty.Copy !req
297. Watch this shit.Copy !req
298. That's pretty fast.Copy !req
299. What in God's name?Copy !req
300. Okay, okay.Copy !req
301. That's a little mu...Copy !req
302. Okay, okay, okay,
okay, okay, okay!Copy !req
303. Oh, shit!Copy !req
304. Oh!Copy !req
305. - Whoo!
- Got 'em.Copy !req
306. - Whoo!
- That was good.Copy !req
307. Whoo-whee!Copy !req
308. My man, Jesse Gems.Copy !req
309. - Don't scratch it.
- Making an entrance, baby.Copy !req
310. I come big
or I don't come at all.Copy !req
311. - Ain't that the truth.
- Amen.Copy !req
312. - I almost clipped her.
- You see that?Copy !req
313. I almost did a manslaughter.Copy !req
314. Man, I'm liking
them steer horns, Jesse.Copy !req
315. - Almost as big as my steer horns.
- Oh, look out, huh?Copy !req
316. You gotta have steer horns
on your whipCopy !req
317. if you gonna be popping off
in Texas.Copy !req
318. Welcome to our ranch, y'all,Copy !req
319. - Casa des Lissons.
- It's gorgeous.Copy !req
320. What's up
with them little peopleCopy !req
321. over there making noises?Copy !req
322. Oh, you like my singing angels?Copy !req
323. Yeah, they're
from the Lissons Kiddo Ranch.Copy !req
324. It's a project close
to our hearts.Copy !req
325. We give street kids
and homeless orphans a lifeCopy !req
326. they'd otherwise never have.Copy !req
327. Introduce 'em to Christ.Copy !req
328. Y'all do such good work.Copy !req
329. - Well, we try.
- You don't try.Copy !req
330. You succeed.Copy !req
331. Oh, hey,
do y'all know Joe Jonas?Copy !req
332. Joe Jonas
from the Jonas Brothers?Copy !req
333. No, he... married
to "Game of Thrones"?Copy !req
334. I mean, I know of him.Copy !req
335. Them beautiful eyes.
But I don't know him.Copy !req
336. Well, you're 'bout to meet him.Copy !req
337. - What?
- Part of our investor team.Copy !req
338. - Get outta town.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
339. Do y'all line dance?Copy !req
340. Well, they say
everything's bigger in Texas.Copy !req
341. God sure is!Copy !req
342. - Let's go, Joe Jonas!
- Yeehaw!Copy !req
343. Let's show these Gemstones
what we're made of, y'all.Copy !req
344. Wow.Copy !req
345. Jesse, Amber,
get your butts over here!Copy !req
346. - Come dance!
- No, no, no.Copy !req
347. You ain't sitting this one out.Copy !req
348. All right, let's give it a shot.Copy !req
349. - Come on now.
- Don't be shy.Copy !req
350. - We family.
- Oh!Copy !req
351. You gonna have to teach me how
to do this.Copy !req
352. - Hop it around!
- Hop it around.Copy !req
353. - There you go!
- Okay.Copy !req
354. I knew you had Texas in you.Copy !req
355. Oh, girl, you got this!Copy !req
356. Shake it, don't break it.Copy !req
357. - There you go.
- Grapevine.Copy !req
358. - Bum, bum.
- Bow, bow.Copy !req
359. As elite Christian leaders,Copy !req
360. we strive to make
our earthly worldCopy !req
361. more like the kingdom of Heaven,Copy !req
362. and this 2,000-room,
500-acre paradiseCopy !req
363. - is a great place to start.
- Look at that.Copy !req
364. Welcome to a new Eden.Copy !req
365. Welcome to Zion's Landing.Copy !req
366. - Yes.
- Whoo! Wow.Copy !req
367. Thank y'all.Copy !req
368. Whoo!Copy !req
369. - 'Preciate it.
- Wow, Lyle!Copy !req
370. If my husband could afford it,Copy !req
371. I'd give you that money
right now.Copy !req
372. Thank you, darlin'.Copy !req
373. He can't afford it?Copy !req
374. That sucks.Copy !req
375. Too bad.Copy !req
376. Zion's Landing's gonna be sick.Copy !req
377. Lyle didn't have to convince me
to invest,Copy !req
378. but of course he did.Copy !req
379. Can't help myself.Copy !req
380. We know who you are.Copy !req
381. - Excuse me?
- We...Copy !req
382. - We're familiar with your work.
- Yeah.Copy !req
383. - The Jonas Brothers.
- The brothers.Copy !req
384. - Right?
- Thank you.Copy !req
385. Are the other brothers gonna
be involved in Zion's Landing?Copy !req
386. - No, you know what?
- All love for the Jo bros,Copy !req
387. but sometimes
you just gotta go solo.Copy !req
388. Oh, I feel ya.Copy !req
389. This is just
a special opportunity.Copy !req
390. I've always wanted
to be a hotelierCopy !req
391. ever since I was a little kid.Copy !req
392. Literally,
that's exactly my situation.Copy !req
393. Ever since
I also was a little tiny boy,Copy !req
394. I've always wanted
to be a hotelier.Copy !req
395. - Really?
- That's wild.Copy !req
396. I mean, my brother's always
giving me shitCopy !req
397. saying it's a wack idea,
don't invest in this and that,Copy !req
398. - but...
- What?Copy !req
399. - So lame!
- That's exactly the same shitCopy !req
400. that my siblings
have been saying.Copy !req
401. - Exactly the same.
- Dude.Copy !req
402. They're like,
"You're a fucking moron.Copy !req
403. "This is the dumbest thing
to spend fucking money on.Copy !req
404. "This seems like
it's like a rip-offCopy !req
405. - or like a pyramid scheme."
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
406. And I'm just like,
"No, it doesn't at all."Copy !req
407. - They're so wrong.
- How hard could it be?Copy !req
408. I've stayed in a bunch
of hotels.Copy !req
409. - Why not just...
- Own my own?Copy !req
410. That's wild.Copy !req
411. Really?Copy !req
412. Thought of the same damn thingCopy !req
413. that Joe Jonas thought
at the same time.Copy !req
414. I am tripping out here.Copy !req
415. I mean, we are only
at the beginning.Copy !req
416. - Mm-hmm.
- Of a whole new era.Copy !req
417. To the elite few!Copy !req
418. - Ooh, I got chills.
- I can toast to that.Copy !req
419. - The elite few.
- Amen.Copy !req
420. - Cheers, y'all.
- Amen.Copy !req
421. Amen.Copy !req
422. Oh, and you know you
in the elite few,Copy !req
423. you can swing
that initial investmentCopy !req
424. at $10 million, am I right?Copy !req
425. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
426. For starters, right?Copy !req
427. - Yeah, at least.
- Yeah.Copy !req
428. Where the hell
are we gonna get $10 million?Copy !req
429. I don't know, baby.Copy !req
430. I knew this was too good
to be true.Copy !req
431. I mean,
these are the exact peopleCopy !req
432. that we're supposed
to be associating with, right?Copy !req
433. The elite.Copy !req
434. I mean,
they're like casually friendsCopy !req
435. with celebrities.Copy !req
436. Lyle and Lindy
are a huge step upCopy !req
437. from Chad and Mandy.Copy !req
438. I mean,
fucking Levy's damn Joe JonasCopy !req
439. without the money,
talent, or charisma.Copy !req
440. Just fucking handsome
with a great head of hairCopy !req
441. and that's it,
fucking makes me sick.Copy !req
442. Baby?Copy !req
443. We need this.Copy !req
444. What can we do? I mean,Copy !req
445. can we get a loan?Copy !req
446. - For ten milli?
- Hell no, we can't.Copy !req
447. I got no personal equity.Copy !req
448. Everything's owned
by the damn church.Copy !req
449. I can't even do
a reverse mortgage on the houseCopy !req
450. because it's
in the family trust.Copy !req
451. Okay, okay.Copy !req
452. Then there's only one solution.Copy !req
453. We gotta ask your daddy for it.Copy !req
454. He ain't gonna give us no money.Copy !req
455. He'll say no
just to teach me a lesson.Copy !req
456. Why don't you let me
talk to him?Copy !req
457. Baby, I never get involved.Copy !req
458. And he'll know it's important
if I speak to him.Copy !req
459. I really think I can get Eli
to listen to me on this one.Copy !req
460. Wear that dress
that pushes them titties up,Copy !req
461. the green one.Copy !req
462. Yes, sir.Copy !req
463. We are in control
of our own destiny.Copy !req
464. My silver bullet.Copy !req
465. - Okay.
- And I fucking love you.Copy !req
466. Ah, we've come to one
of my favorite parts,Copy !req
467. where we recognize
those among usCopy !req
468. who are just discovering
Christ's love.Copy !req
469. Let us all give
a warm Gemstones welcome...Copy !req
470. BJ!Copy !req
471. They are longing
for that pure spiritual milkCopy !req
472. so that they may grow up
into salvation.Copy !req
473. I think the band's mics
are all hot.Copy !req
474. Let's just bring
the vocals down.Copy !req
475. That?Copy !req
476. Perfect. Good job.Copy !req
477. Can I offer you
some more rolls, Eli?Copy !req
478. Don't mind if I do.Copy !req
479. Pass 'em over here, Red.Copy !req
480. Uh-huh, huh.Copy !req
481. Tell you what.Copy !req
482. I got a hell of a setup
in Memphis.Copy !req
483. But man, oh, man,
you have a hound dog here.Copy !req
484. Maybe I should start
my own church.Copy !req
485. Pfft.Copy !req
486. Okay.Copy !req
487. It's performance art,
same as wrestling.Copy !req
488. You got your gimmick.Copy !req
489. You got your mic workCopy !req
490. and you never break kayfabe,Copy !req
491. - am I right?
- A little more to it than that.Copy !req
492. Man, I can't believe
you and GrandpaCopy !req
493. used to wrestle together.Copy !req
494. - Oh, yeah.
- I mean, that's crazy.Copy !req
495. Eli was known
as the Maniac Kid back then.Copy !req
496. He was the poorest son
of a bitch in our league.Copy !req
497. And look
at the motherfucker now.Copy !req
498. Been very fortunate.Copy !req
499. Work hard for the Lord
and the Lord will reward.Copy !req
500. - Yes.
- That's right, Daddy.Copy !req
501. - Amen.
- Yes, he does.Copy !req
502. And I couldn't help but notice
that new Tesla Judy has.Copy !req
503. That was
a very generous gesture.Copy !req
504. Well, it was a wedding gift.Copy !req
505. As I recall, your mother
and I gave you and Amber bothCopy !req
506. - cars for yours.
- Y'all did.Copy !req
507. Why didn't I get a car?Copy !req
508. Okay, hang on just one second.Copy !req
509. Jesse, you like that Tesla?Copy !req
510. Take it, okay?Copy !req
511. It's too complicated anyway.Copy !req
512. - It don't even take gas.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
513. It ain't about the gift.Copy !req
514. It's about the giving.Copy !req
515. Here Judy doesn't even invite
you to her wedding,Copy !req
516. and yet you find your way
to still give her a reward.Copy !req
517. Your generosity
and constant support,Copy !req
518. it never goes unnoticed, Daddy.Copy !req
519. You are always there
for your children.Copy !req
520. - Always.
- Yuck.Copy !req
521. Okay.Copy !req
522. Thank you, Jesse.Copy !req
523. And Eli,
you know I never involve myselfCopy !req
524. in matters pertaining
to business,Copy !req
525. but this time-share hotel
with the Lissons,Copy !req
526. it means so much.Copy !req
527. Well, you have my blessing.Copy !req
528. - And I wish you luck.
- Thank you.Copy !req
529. We're gonna need a little bit
more than luck though,Copy !req
530. unfortunately.Copy !req
531. Because the initial investment
is $10 million.Copy !req
532. - Whoo!
- Okay.Copy !req
533. The bomb has been dropped.Copy !req
534. - Ooh, whee!
- Mama!Copy !req
535. Okay, I knew it.Copy !req
536. I'm sitting here going,
"I know something's weird,"Copy !req
537. and now I know it.Copy !req
538. That's why your whole jug
is out.Copy !req
539. I understand.
I thought this was happening.Copy !req
540. Y'all are running games.Copy !req
541. Her jugs are just outCopy !req
542. because this is what
they normally are doing.Copy !req
543. - Yuck.
- Yuck, Jesse.Copy !req
544. What y'all are doing right now
is gross.Copy !req
545. Building a new resort
ain't cheap.Copy !req
546. No, it is not cheap at all.Copy !req
547. Thank you, fucking Martin.Copy !req
548. But I have every faith
that we will get this money backCopy !req
549. - and then some, Daddy.
- You told meCopy !req
550. y'all were doing this
on your own.Copy !req
551. Doing it on your own means
coming up with your own funding.Copy !req
552. When I started out, I barely had
two sticks to rub together.Copy !req
553. You have a lot more
than two sticks.Copy !req
554. I know I got more
than two sticks.Copy !req
555. You're the one saying
damn two sticks.Copy !req
556. Maybe getting involved
in such a big projectCopy !req
557. isn't the best idea
for you right now.Copy !req
558. I was just thinking that, Daddy.Copy !req
559. Asshole.Copy !req
560. - He's right.
- Yeah, nice work, Dr. Tits.Copy !req
561. Your little beg party
is a shit show.Copy !req
562. Ta-ta for now.Copy !req
563. Yeah.Copy !req
564. Don't you sweat it, Jesse.Copy !req
565. My daddy, he turned down
all my big moneymaking ideas.Copy !req
566. And look at me.Copy !req
567. - I turned out a'ight.
- Ooh.Copy !req
568. Look at him, Jesse.Copy !req
569. Well, since we've already
broke our ruleCopy !req
570. about talking business
at the table,Copy !req
571. there's something
y'all should be aware of.Copy !req
572. The reporter that took down
the ButterfieldsCopy !req
573. is in our backyard.Copy !req
574. Says he's doing some piece
on us.Copy !req
575. Probably just trying to stir
the pot, dig up some dirt.Copy !req
576. Daddy, you let me handle this.Copy !req
577. I'll put a crew togetherCopy !req
578. and I'll send him
a fucking messageCopy !req
579. that he is sniffing
the wrong dog's asshole!Copy !req
580. There we go.Copy !req
581. What we're gonna do is nothing.Copy !req
582. Operate like he doesn't exist.Copy !req
583. Anybody ask any questions,Copy !req
584. tell 'em to talk
to our legal team.Copy !req
585. I'm hearing this,
and I'm processing it,Copy !req
586. and I'm just thinking
the only way we putCopy !req
587. this to an end, Daddy,Copy !req
588. is if I go seduce this man.Copy !req
589. You know,
get some intel through turn-ons,Copy !req
590. hand-holds, eye contacts.Copy !req
591. Jack him off just a little bit.Copy !req
592. No, what we're gonna do
is zip our lips, like I said.Copy !req
593. Well, I'm just gonna go
on record saying I thinkCopy !req
594. it'd be better if Judy at least
jacked this fella offCopy !req
595. than do nothing at all.Copy !req
596. Daddy,
I could just get him hungry.Copy !req
597. This is another super bad choiceCopy !req
598. made by the current
church leader.Copy !req
599. As much as it pains
for me to say this,Copy !req
600. Jesse's not totally wrong here.Copy !req
601. Ignoring things
is not how you deal with themCopy !req
602. in the social media age.Copy !req
603. You gotta own things.Copy !req
604. I don't care what y'all think.Copy !req
605. - Stay out of it!
- Eli.Copy !req
606. What do you say me and you go
pay that reporter a visit?Copy !req
607. Deal with him like we did
back in the old days.Copy !req
608. - That's enough, enough.
- Everybody, just leave it alone.Copy !req
609. Dad, what the hell's
he talking about "the old days?"Copy !req
610. Probably about slapping
buttholes, sucking dicks.Copy !req
611. Enough!Copy !req
612. J... Judes!Copy !req
613. Uh-uh, how y'all gonna roll up
in my house without knocking?Copy !req
614. - Come on, bitch.
- Get your shit.Copy !req
615. Duty calls.Copy !req
616. Oh, hey, y'all.Copy !req
617. Are we going somewhere?Copy !req
618. - You're not!
- This is a private meetingCopy !req
619. for real family members,
not damn married-in ones.Copy !req
620. Scoot along, BJ.Copy !req
621. You're not real family.Copy !req
622. What the fuck, y'all?Copy !req
623. You guys know
I'm a believer now.Copy !req
624. I'm getting baptized.Copy !req
625. Well, guess what.Copy !req
626. That adds up to nothing.Copy !req
627. - Go.
- Bye, bitch!Copy !req
628. God, why y'all
gotta be so ruthless?Copy !req
629. We need to discuss
the survival of our family.Copy !req
630. You know I'm right.Copy !req
631. Daddy is fucking up.Copy !req
632. This reporter has us
in his crosshairs.Copy !req
633. The Butterfields tried
to ignore him,Copy !req
634. and he turned them
into laughingstocks.Copy !req
635. The move is we talk to him.Copy !req
636. Steer the narrative.Copy !req
637. Okay, so how we gonna do that?Copy !req
638. Well, Martin says
he's staying nearby in a cabin.Copy !req
639. I say we go sniff him out.Copy !req
640. All right,
go make friends with him.Copy !req
641. Maybe I'll seduce him
a little bit.Copy !req
642. Sure, whatever.Copy !req
643. Hey!
BJ, I see you watching us.Copy !req
644. We know you're not on the phone.Copy !req
645. BJ, you can be there
if you want.Copy !req
646. We know you're not on the phone.Copy !req
647. God.Copy !req
648. Look,
I take no pleasure in this,Copy !req
649. but we're gonna do this one
by the books.Copy !req
650. That means no knives,
no kubotans,Copy !req
651. no weapons whatsoever.Copy !req
652. We go there only armed
with our mindsCopy !req
653. and our fucking manners.Copy !req
654. And we make damn sure
we handle this like grown-ups.Copy !req
655. Can y'all do that?Copy !req
656. Grown-ups.Copy !req
657. Grown-ups.Copy !req
658. Goddamn,
we are the new generation.Copy !req
659. Let's go save
our fucking family.Copy !req
660. Jesus.Copy !req
661. - Don't touch anything.
- It'll close itself.Copy !req
662. What if he ain't home?Copy !req
663. There's a car right there,
dummy.Copy !req
664. Oh, he's home.Copy !req
665. Look, the door's open.Copy !req
666. TV's on.Copy !req
667. Mr. Block?Copy !req
668. It's the Gemstone children.Copy !req
669. You spoke with our daddy.Copy !req
670. He probably spoke very rudely
with you and...Copy !req
671. and you didn't deserve that.Copy !req
672. Yeah,
our daddy is a real asshole.Copy !req
673. And we're not like him.Copy !req
674. We are the new generation
of Christian thought-leadersCopy !req
675. at the church, and we like
to do things our own way.Copy !req
676. That's why we'd like
to come here and participateCopy !req
677. in the story
if you would like that.Copy !req
678. Mr. Block?Copy !req
679. Stupid and I'm like,
"Say something."Copy !req
680. And he's like...Copy !req
681. Maybe it's his wine times.Copy !req
682. Maybe he's in the bubble bath.Copy !req
683. We don't know.Copy !req
684. Man, I'm just looking
at this door.Copy !req
685. - It's just standing wide open.
- I know.Copy !req
686. Shit,
I'm thinking the same thing.Copy !req
687. Seems like one
of them situationsCopy !req
688. where we just go inside,
doesn't it?Copy !req
689. Totally.Copy !req
690. Uh, no, it doesn't.Copy !req
691. This is not what we talked
about.Copy !req
692. Breaking and entering?Copy !req
693. Absolutely not.Copy !req
694. Needle nuts,
the door is wide open.Copy !req
695. This ain't breaking,
this is just entering.Copy !req
696. That's totally legal.Copy !req
697. Oh, you don't know anythingCopy !req
698. about laws, Jesse.Copy !req
699. Okay, like you do.Copy !req
700. No, I'm out.Copy !req
701. Peace, latro.Copy !req
702. Gimme the keys.
I'm serious.Copy !req
703. I'm gonna go wait in the car.Copy !req
704. - Fine.
- Give me the key.Copy !req
705. Go clench your asshole
in the car, boy.Copy !req
706. We'll save our family.Copy !req
707. Is he really not gonna help?Copy !req
708. - Of course he's not.
- Go clench your own asshole.Copy !req
709. Probably can't.
It's probably gapingCopy !req
710. because
of BJ's big ol' ding dong.Copy !req
711. That boy's a freak.Copy !req
712. Y'all bunch
a bunch of criminals.Copy !req
713. Idiots.Copy !req
714. Mr. Block?Copy !req
715. We come in peace.Copy !req
716. We mean you no harm.Copy !req
717. Just a little chitchat.Copy !req
718. We just wanted to take you up
on your generous offerCopy !req
719. to talk.Copy !req
720. Is nobody home?Copy !req
721. I don't know, it's weird.Copy !req
722. Come on!Copy !req
723. Oh!Copy !req
724. Oh...Copy !req
725. I guess we could email
this dude or something.Copy !req
726. Holy shit.Copy !req
727. He's dead.Copy !req
728. Guys!Copy !req
729. There's a... Oh!Copy !req
730. - It's on me!
- Ah!Copy !req
731. - Is it on me?
- Fuck! I'm close to it.Copy !req
732. - Damn it!
- Get up!Copy !req
733. God damn it!Copy !req
734. No!Copy !req
735. There's dead bodies out here
too!Copy !req
736. Watch out!Copy !req
737. Open the doors, Kelvin!Copy !req
738. Open them!Copy !req
739. I am as soon
as I can find this...Copy !req
740. - Come on!
- Get the fucking door open!Copy !req
741. Open the fucking door!Copy !req
742. Get in, get in, get in, get in!Copy !req
743. - He was dead.
- He was fucking dead!Copy !req
744. Kelvin, shut his door!Copy !req
745. - Shut my door!
- Let's go!Copy !req
746. Fuck, now mine's opening!Copy !req
747. - Come on!
- Someone shut the fucking...Copy !req
748. I'm trying!Copy !req
749. All we have to do is
just think for a second!Copy !req
750. - No, we don't have to think!
- We have to drive!Copy !req
751. All right, my door's
fucking opening back up now!Copy !req
752. - I'm trying!
- God damn it!Copy !req
753. I'm ready to go and then
you're making the door open!Copy !req
754. I'm not making it do anything!Copy !req
755. Okay, just going up
and fucking down!Copy !req
756. Judy, don't you know how to use
this fucking car?Copy !req
757. Oh, someone's here!Copy !req
758. - Go, go, go!
- Move your fucking car, Judy!Copy !req
759. Holy shit.Copy !req
760. - Go, go, go!
- I'm trying to go!Copy !req
761. I hate it!
I hate this car!Copy !req
762. Yuck, yuck, yuck!Copy !req
763. Yuck, yuck, yuck!Copy !req
764. - Daddy!
- Open up!Copy !req
765. It's your children, Daddy!Copy !req
766. It's an emergency!Copy !req
767. Wake up, Daddy!Copy !req
768. Is that Daddy's car?Copy !req
769. Answer!Copy !req
770. Hey!Copy !req
771. Why are you kids in my fountain?Copy !req
772. Where the hell
are you two coming from?Copy !req
773. Um, uh, doing business.Copy !req
774. Church business.Copy !req
775. Daddy,
is that blood on your pants?Copy !req
776. - Huh?
- Oh.Copy !req
777. Uh...Copy !req
778. Uh...Copy !req
779. - Uh...
- Uh, don't be silly.Copy !req
780. Blood, come on.Copy !req
781. Oh.Copy !req
782. I had to move
a dead deer off the road.Copy !req
783. I must've got some on me.Copy !req
784. From the deer.Copy !req
785. It's deer blood.Copy !req
786. It is blood, yes.Copy !req
787. So...Copy !req
788. what do y'all need?Copy !req