1. The Maniac Kid!Copy !req
2. - Come on, Maniac!
- Bring us on home.Copy !req
3. He brings a scrappy spirit
to the ringCopy !req
4. that many do not survive!Copy !req
5. It's the Atomic Drop!Copy !req
6. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
7. From the wrong side
of the tracks,Copy !req
8. a newcomer to the league!Copy !req
9. All muscle, all attitude!Copy !req
10. Maniac Kid
with a high-flying smackdown!Copy !req
11. Devastating, homicidal!Copy !req
12. He's gone!
Over the cameras!Copy !req
13. It's mayhem in Memphis!Copy !req
14. Today's special
is Memphis Soul Stew.Copy !req
15. Yeah, Maniac Kid!Copy !req
16. Damn, boy, that was
a beautiful thing to watch.Copy !req
17. Oh, you are poetry in motion,
son.Copy !req
18. Here, take it.
Any interest in some bonus pay?Copy !req
19. - Yes, sir.
- I'm definitely interested.Copy !req
20. All right, well,
you take a ride with us.Copy !req
21. South side of town.Copy !req
22. Juni!Copy !req
23. You drive.Copy !req
24. Hey, that's a nice dick, Ernie.Copy !req
25. Good morning.Copy !req
26. What the fuck?Copy !req
27. Get a job, you bums!Copy !req
28. The hell's the matter with you?Copy !req
29. Did I raise you
to be a piece of shitCopy !req
30. or does it just come naturally?Copy !req
31. Asshole.Copy !req
32. And where's your sympathy?Copy !req
33. They just want the same thing
that everybody else wants.Copy !req
34. A piece of the fucking pie.Copy !req
35. All right, Maniac,
you just follow my lead.Copy !req
36. Remember I'm the boss.Copy !req
37. You ain't my boss, Junior.Copy !req
38. Well, yeah, my daddy's the boss.Copy !req
39. But technically,
that makes me above youCopy !req
40. and if I give you an order,
you have to do it.Copy !req
41. Isn't that right, Daddy?Copy !req
42. You ain't the boss of shit.Copy !req
43. Now stop trying to be a big man.Copy !req
44. Just put on these masks,
get in there,Copy !req
45. and take care of business.Copy !req
46. Asshole.Copy !req
47. This mask smells like shit.Copy !req
48. And guess what.
Daddy tooted.Copy !req
49. Yes, I did.Copy !req
50. Kill 'em.Copy !req
51. Kill 'em both.Copy !req
52. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
53. Crawford,
I'm not gonna tell you again.Copy !req
54. Turn it down!
It's keeping her up.Copy !req
55. You're making me miss this!Copy !req
56. It's my shows, goddamn it.Copy !req
57. Your shows...Copy !req
58. Don't worry, Margaret.Copy !req
59. Not everyone's as mean
as your daddy.Copy !req
60. - Shut her up.
- Mm.Copy !req
61. While you keep him busy,
I'll go aroundCopy !req
62. and get from behind.Copy !req
63. Hey!Copy !req
64. Bring me a beer
if you're rummaging around!Copy !req
65. This is empty.Copy !req
66. Who the fuck are you?Copy !req
67. Ow!Copy !req
68. - Ow!
- I said turn the goddamn TV...Copy !req
69. Daddy's home!Copy !req
70. Shh.Copy !req
71. You owe Glen.Copy !req
72. I ain't got no money!Copy !req
73. Ah!
I ain't got no money!Copy !req
74. - I'm dead broke!
- You owe Glen,Copy !req
75. and I need that money,
and I need it now!Copy !req
76. - Tomorrow!
- Tomorrow, I can get it!Copy !req
77. Be Christian.
Lemme go!Copy !req
78. Do it!Copy !req
79. Please, let me go!Copy !req
80. Buy yourself something nice.Copy !req
81. Yeah.Copy !req
82. Ah, yeah, poetry in motion.Copy !req
83. You're late, boy.Copy !req
84. Sorry, sir.Copy !req
85. No, go on.Copy !req
86. - Take a seat.
- Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
87. Where were you?Copy !req
88. I was out running errands.Copy !req
89. Errands?Copy !req
90. - Yes, sir.
- For who?Copy !req
91. For the Lord.Copy !req
92. - Can it, Mary!
- Both of you... enough.Copy !req
93. Now lead us in prayer.Copy !req
94. Me or her?Copy !req
95. I'm looking at you.Copy !req
96. So just say me then.Copy !req
97. Do it, Eli Gemstone.Copy !req
98. Yes, sir.Copy !req
99. Good food, good meat,
good God, let's eat.Copy !req
100. I'm ashamed.Copy !req
101. I stand before you
as an old friendCopy !req
102. and a child of Christ.Copy !req
103. Not the deviant sex-doer
the media paints me as.Copy !req
104. I don't know what
my family's gonna do.Copy !req
105. You probably should've thought
of that before you filmedCopy !req
106. your wife doing cunnilingus
on a womanCopy !req
107. in a dance club bathroom.Copy !req
108. Amen.Copy !req
109. Okay, Diane.Copy !req
110. Well, what, you fixing
to pile on?Copy !req
111. You got no compassion for me?Copy !req
112. After how long
we known each other.Copy !req
113. Apparently, I didn't know you
as well as I thought I did.Copy !req
114. Lot of revelations
in this "New York Times" piece.Copy !req
115. Lots of deviants.Copy !req
116. Don't you talk deviants to me.Copy !req
117. Brothers, sister pastors,Copy !req
118. Makawon wants a chance to speak.Copy !req
119. I think we owe him that much.Copy !req
120. We didn't do anything illegal.Copy !req
121. Those were private pleasures
shared with my wife.Copy !req
122. And we didn't know we ate Molly.Copy !req
123. We thought
they were mini SweeTarts.Copy !req
124. Please don't kick my family
off the streaming platform, Eli.Copy !req
125. We've always been
a loyal affiliate.Copy !req
126. My church can't survive
in this new normalCopy !req
127. without being on streaming.Copy !req
128. I don't know what I'm gonna do
if we can't be on TV no more.Copy !req
129. It taints the whole brand.Copy !req
130. Now what message does
that send to my congregation?Copy !req
131. Mak.Copy !req
132. Now I know you feeling
'bout as lowCopy !req
133. as a bowlegged caterpillar.Copy !req
134. But I'm with Diane.Copy !req
135. He says his church
is really cool with the gaysCopy !req
136. and the queers,
but not so much aboutCopy !req
137. the swingers
and the thrah... thrahples.Copy !req
138. - Damn it, Tony!
- DeeDee and I are notCopy !req
139. in a throuple with this woman!Copy !req
140. She's a random with a lifestyle
calls her a snack.Copy !req
141. You think this reporter's
just my problem?Copy !req
142. He's all our problem.Copy !req
143. He's a crusader.Copy !req
144. An activist.Copy !req
145. You're wrong if you don't think
he gonna come after you next.Copy !req
146. It ain't like y'all don't have
your secrets too.Copy !req
147. All right, Mak.Copy !req
148. This is not how I wanted it
to go down.Copy !req
149. Mm.Copy !req
150. So that's that?Copy !req
151. I'm gonna kill myself.Copy !req
152. Mak!Copy !req
153. Ouch.Copy !req
154. My legs!Copy !req
155. Oh, my legs!Copy !req
156. [Jay-Jay Johanson's
"So Tell the GirlsCopy !req
157. Hey, so... don't think
I'm not grateful 'cause I...Copy !req
158. I totally get how generous
this is and all, really, I do.Copy !req
159. But, um...Copy !req
160. could I just get an apartment?Copy !req
161. This place is kinda...Copy !req
162. honestly, Mom, it's super gross.Copy !req
163. Yeah, no doy it's super gross.Copy !req
164. Granddaddy Roy died here.Copy !req
165. Pooped and peed
all over the floors.Copy !req
166. But that was many moons ago.Copy !req
167. That's right, and we've had
this place deep cleanedCopy !req
168. - multiple times.
- Right.Copy !req
169. Your great-granddaddy's
mansion is our gift to youCopy !req
170. - for making the right choices.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
171. You found a way to use
your movie industryCopy !req
172. Tinseltown talents for good.Copy !req
173. And not just for good,
but for God.Copy !req
174. I mean, I'm filming sermons.Copy !req
175. It's not quite
what I was trying to do.Copy !req
176. - No, it's better.
- Yeah, it's better.Copy !req
177. - Ow!
- The hell is that?Copy !req
178. Ah, stop it!Copy !req
179. Hey, Mom,
can we kick holes in the wallsCopy !req
180. in the green bathroom?Copy !req
181. The toilet in there
doesn't even work.Copy !req
182. No, you may not!Copy !req
183. Man!Copy !req
184. Let's go jump
on the Tempur-Pedic!Copy !req
185. - Abraham!
- Abraham,Copy !req
186. take that goddamn diaper
off your head!Copy !req
187. Gideon, get up there
and straighten those boys out.Copy !req
188. - Okay.
- And if you wouldn't mind,Copy !req
189. please,
your mother and I would like youCopy !req
190. to have a talk with Abraham.Copy !req
191. What about?Copy !req
192. Uh...Copy !req
193. Well, it would appear
that your baby broCopy !req
194. has started to jack
his little ding-a-ling.Copy !req
195. And your mama has found
his stained jockeysCopy !req
196. in some very odd places.Copy !req
197. Mm-hmm,
I think he's embarrassed.Copy !req
198. I... I don't understand.Copy !req
199. - What's confusing?
- He's blasting come everywhere.Copy !req
200. And your mom found
his damn undergarmentsCopy !req
201. hidden every which way
but loose.Copy !req
202. She found a pair
of his crusty child chonesCopy !req
203. - in the living room bible.
- Mm.Copy !req
204. And then found another pairCopy !req
205. stuffed in the back
of the freezerCopy !req
206. where the Dreamsicles are.Copy !req
207. I had two of those yesterday.Copy !req
208. We all enjoy the Dreamsicles.Copy !req
209. The little dude is up
in his roomCopy !req
210. fuckin' blasting shit
behind his headboard.Copy !req
211. Sitting there blasting one
underneath his little kid desk.Copy !req
212. Your mom and I
are not comfortableCopy !req
213. talking about come
with your baby brother.Copy !req
214. - Mm-hmm.
- Load-blow convosCopy !req
215. are more appropriate,
we believe,Copy !req
216. coming from an older siblingCopy !req
217. as opposed to mommies
and daddies.Copy !req
218. What am I supposed to say?Copy !req
219. I don't know.Copy !req
220. Tell him to knock it off.Copy !req
221. Tell him to put it
in a damn napkin and flush itCopy !req
222. - like a normal person.
- Yes.Copy !req
223. Don't be field micing
this shit around the house.Copy !req
224. It's disrespectful.Copy !req
225. - Okay.
- I... I... I'll... feel it out.Copy !req
226. Try to bring it up organically.Copy !req
227. - Thank you.
- Of course.Copy !req
228. I got faith in you.Copy !req
229. - Yeah.
- Okay.Copy !req
230. - Bye, guys.
- Hey, hey!Copy !req
231. - Hey.
- Fucking love you, homie.Copy !req
232. - Love you too.
- And I was just playingCopy !req
233. when I said that Granddaddy RoyCopy !req
234. pooped and peed
all over the floors.Copy !req
235. - Okay.
- He didn't do that.Copy !req
236. Just the master bedroom.Copy !req
237. I'll probably just move
into the guest bedroomCopy !req
238. knowing that about the master.Copy !req
239. - Yep, whatever you want.
- Okay.Copy !req
240. My word, the voice of an angel.Copy !req
241. Daddy,
all I do is I open my mouthCopy !req
242. and I let God do the rest.Copy !req
243. That's wonderful, Judy.Copy !req
244. That's the very best thing
to do.Copy !req
245. The book of Matthew...Copy !req
246. Tells of nation
rising against nation,Copy !req
247. kingdom against kingdom.Copy !req
248. A time of famines,
pestilence, and earthquakes.Copy !req
249. Sound familiar?Copy !req
250. In such scary, uncertain times,Copy !req
251. come diseases, financial ruin,
political turmoil.Copy !req
252. That's right, folks...
the works.Copy !req
253. Knowing
that we could reach God...Copy !req
254. and he will answer.Copy !req
255. That's what we need right now!Copy !req
256. Amen.Copy !req
257. - Well, hold on.
- Wait a second, Daddy.Copy !req
258. Are you saying
people need Jesus's loveCopy !req
259. now more than ever?Copy !req
260. Duh, my brother!Copy !req
261. We always need Jesus's love.Copy !req
262. But especially now.Copy !req
263. We do need Jesus' love
now more than ever.Copy !req
264. We are introducing
a streaming platformCopy !req
265. where you can access
Christian programmingCopy !req
266. 24/7 unlimited
whenever you need it.Copy !req
267. We call this service GODD:Copy !req
268. Gemstone on Digital Demand!Copy !req
269. Whoo!Copy !req
270. With the launch of G-O-Double D,Copy !req
271. the Gemstones
have officially enteredCopy !req
272. the streaming wars.Copy !req
273. Available on smart TVs, Roku,
Android, and Apple devices.Copy !req
274. Son, you speaking robot?Copy !req
275. Can we get that in EnglishCopy !req
276. for us older folks?Copy !req
277. Uh, Daddy,
I think what he's trying to sayCopy !req
278. is you can watch it
just about anywhere.Copy !req
279. And it is time to finally
stop the constant floodCopy !req
280. of filth and propaganda
coming out of Hollywood.Copy !req
281. If they're gonna fillCopy !req
282. the airwaves 24/7
with that garbage,Copy !req
283. - we gonna do the same thing.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
284. That calls for a celebration!Copy !req
285. Who wants to sing and rejoice?Copy !req
286. Streaming services.Copy !req
287. Amen!Copy !req
288. Let's not fill up on rolls here.Copy !req
289. Stick to the salad bar.Copy !req
290. Don't forget, we are
swimming laps after lunch,Copy !req
291. so eat light.Copy !req
292. We nourish our bodies
for His love.Copy !req
293. - Cool.
- So cool.Copy !req
294. Excuse me, sir?Copy !req
295. What's up?Copy !req
296. Dismissed.Copy !req
297. Will you be dining
with the men and I?Copy !req
298. Of course not, Keefe.Copy !req
299. I'll be above you,
upstairs with the family.Copy !req
300. Shall I join you?Copy !req
301. Oh, not appropriate.Copy !req
302. Upstairs church lunch is only
for the family.Copy !req
303. See you upstairs, Kelvin.Copy !req
304. And... Daddy's
closest work acquaintances.Copy !req
305. That's okay.Copy !req
306. Hey, do not take this personal.Copy !req
307. No matter
how many disciples we gather,Copy !req
308. you're still my number one.Copy !req
309. All right?
All right?Copy !req
310. Oh, let me tickle
them titty meats.Copy !req
311. See you inside.Copy !req
312. - He said my... you...
- I'll see you... inside.Copy !req
313. He tried to kill himself?Copy !req
314. Oh, that is horrible.Copy !req
315. I just can't believe there was
nothing you could do about it.Copy !req
316. I mean,
you couldn't just tell himCopy !req
317. that the Butterfields
were staying in?Copy !req
318. Nothing I could do.Copy !req
319. Damage had already been done.Copy !req
320. He made his bed.Copy !req
321. It sounds like a lot
of people made their wayCopy !req
322. into his bed.Copy !req
323. Oh, ha-ha, Martin.Copy !req
324. That fucking reporter ruined
their whole life.Copy !req
325. Like, blew up their whole deal.Copy !req
326. I feel really sad for them.Copy !req
327. Don't let it distract you.Copy !req
328. I wanna make sure
everybody is hereCopy !req
329. for the missionary seminar
next week.Copy !req
330. Well, Amber and myselfCopy !req
331. will unfortunately
have to take a rain check.Copy !req
332. We have been invitedCopy !req
333. to a formal sit-down
with the Lissons.Copy !req
334. The Lissons?Copy !req
335. The gorgeous preaching couple
from Texas?Copy !req
336. - Yeah.
- What for?Copy !req
337. What do you mean, "What for?"Copy !req
338. They're a successful
power Christian couple.Copy !req
339. As are my wife and I.Copy !req
340. Who knows what the hell
we can cook up together.Copy !req
341. Well, it's just weird
that they invited youCopy !req
342. and not anybody else.Copy !req
343. - Thank you.
- I mean, there's a lotCopy !req
344. of successful people
in this family.Copy !req
345. That's all I'm saying.Copy !req
346. If the Lissons
wanna open up a Gold's Gym,Copy !req
347. I'll tell 'em
to give you a call.Copy !req
348. I imagine we were invitedCopy !req
349. 'cause they probably realized,
as Daddy's faculties are...Copy !req
350. waning and he starts
getting older and tired-er...Copy !req
351. No offense, Daddy...
that Amber and myselfCopy !req
352. are the logical next leaders.Copy !req
353. Y'all are not the only
married people in this family.Copy !req
354. Me and BJ are
also strongly betrothedCopy !req
355. and also crushing it.Copy !req
356. Not a real family.Copy !req
357. - No kids.
- Ooh, ooh!Copy !req
358. - Slam. I like that one.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
359. I don't got time for kidsCopy !req
360. 'cause I'm trying to keep
this fresh physique fine.Copy !req
361. I'm not trying to be
all loose and stretched outCopy !req
362. like Amber's
played-out pastrami.Copy !req
363. Could you please pass
the mustard?Copy !req
364. Hey, do not talk
about my wife's vaginaCopy !req
365. at church lunch, do you hear me?Copy !req
366. - It's okay, baby.
- She's just jealous.Copy !req
367. Oh, please.Copy !req
368. Because her wedding
wasn't even real.Copy !req
369. God.Copy !req
370. That was cold.Copy !req
371. Not letting Daddy
walk you down the aisle.Copy !req
372. There was not a aisle, dummy!Copy !req
373. I don't know how many fucking
times I need to say that.Copy !req
374. It was just, like,
a area by rides, okay?Copy !req
375. Daddy knows.Copy !req
376. Disney World was a thing.Copy !req
377. It was BJ's dream wedding
destination.Copy !req
378. So we did it Nike style, dog.Copy !req
379. We just did it, okay?Copy !req
380. That's how we roll.Copy !req
381. We're seat-of-our-pants.Copy !req
382. We're fun kids.Copy !req
383. We're whim babies, so...Copy !req
384. We meant no disrespect, Daddy.Copy !req
385. Ugh, Daddy.Copy !req
386. I just wanna know
who officiated the wedding.Copy !req
387. Was it Donald or was it Goofy?Copy !req
388. - Oh!
- Ooh, slice.Copy !req
389. That was a good one.Copy !req
390. It was Prince Eric,
for your information.Copy !req
391. - Thank you.
- Prince Eric?Copy !req
392. Who the fuck is that?Copy !req
393. The boy
from "The Little Mermaid."Copy !req
394. The hottest guy
in the entire Disney catalog.Copy !req
395. Ariel's boyfriend,
you fucking bitches.Copy !req
396. - Oh, God.
- Oh, Lord.Copy !req
397. Y'all went down to Disney World,Copy !req
398. didn't invite any family
to come to your wedding,Copy !req
399. and you didn't even get
a legacy character to marry you.Copy !req
400. What legacy character
were we supposed to go forCopy !req
401. - that's better than Prince Eric?
- Oh, I don't know.Copy !req
402. How 'bout Mickey Mouse?Copy !req
403. Man, fuck Mickey!Copy !req
404. Enough!Copy !req
405. Judy, I don't want to discussCopy !req
406. - the mermaid wedding.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
407. Jesse, I'm not going anywhere.Copy !req
408. So there's no need to start
working on who's taking over.Copy !req
409. Okay, I'm just saying,
you know, at your age...Copy !req
410. it's probably never too early
to think about the future.Copy !req
411. You know, I mean, you could be
sitting here being fineCopy !req
412. one minute, doing church lunch
and ministering,Copy !req
413. and the next minute you can't
even wipe your own shits.Copy !req
414. Then the whole entire church
goes down to the caboodlesCopy !req
415. because nobody knows
who's gonna run it.Copy !req
416. That... that... that's
where I'm coming from.Copy !req
417. Well, I appreciate your concern.Copy !req
418. But like I said...Copy !req
419. I'm not going anywhere.Copy !req
420. Well, let's just hope
my campaign plays outCopy !req
421. a hell of a lot better
than I played that back nine.Copy !req
422. It's about time I took
some money off you, senator.Copy !req
423. Since you always seem
to have your hands on mine.Copy !req
424. Why do you think I let you win?Copy !req
425. Ay, Maniac Kid!Copy !req
426. It's me.Copy !req
427. Sir! I'm sorry.Copy !req
428. This is private property.
Members only.Copy !req
429. I'm a personal guest
of Eli Gemstone's.Copy !req
430. Yeah, me and the man
go way back.Copy !req
431. I'll see you Sunday service.Copy !req
432. - Come on.
- Get your meat hooks off me!Copy !req
433. I will fuck you up.Copy !req
434. Hey, I can take a hint!Copy !req
435. Don't touch me.Copy !req
436. Or you will regret it.Copy !req
437. Lissons! Lissons! Lissons!Copy !req
438. Texas, make some noise!Copy !req
439. My man!Copy !req
440. You know the words, come on!Copy !req
441. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
442. Let's go, baby.Copy !req
443. Hey, uh, Lyle,
I think God is ready to talk.Copy !req
444. What do you think?Copy !req
445. I think so too, Lindy.Copy !req
446. Question is,
are you all ready to Lisson?Copy !req
447. That's good.Copy !req
448. Do you want it?Copy !req
449. Yeah!Copy !req
450. - Who wants it?
- Do you want the powerCopy !req
451. of the Holy Spirit in you?Copy !req
452. Can't hear you now.
What, what did you say now?Copy !req
453. Well, then all you got to do
is take it.Copy !req
454. Take it!Copy !req
455. - Yeah, you felt that, right?
- I know I did.Copy !req
456. You want
the Holy Spirit right now?Copy !req
457. Oh, yes.Copy !req
458. Yeah, this is awesome.Copy !req
459. Is this what you want?Copy !req
460. It's what I want.Copy !req
461. Now, you, right there!Copy !req
462. Take it!Copy !req
463. Oh.Copy !req
464. Take it, take it,
take it, take it!Copy !req
465. Take it, take it, take it!Copy !req
466. Don't mind if I do.
Mm.Copy !req
467. Look, I just wanna thank y'all
for inviting our family out hereCopy !req
468. for this little hang sesh.Copy !req
469. - Mm-hmm.
- Hey, Gemstones rule the east.Copy !req
470. Lissons rule the west.Copy !req
471. Why has it taken us this long
to combine forcesCopy !req
472. and see what God can do
with this synergy?Copy !req
473. Y'all like beach vacations?Copy !req
474. - Live for 'em.
- Waves and sunbeams.Copy !req
475. Yes, well, how would you like
to take a vacationCopy !req
476. at the beach with Jesus Christ?Copy !req
477. I would love
to go there with Him.Copy !req
478. Okay, well that's good news
'cause we got plansCopy !req
479. to construct a temple
of sun and sandCopy !req
480. in honor of our love for Christ.Copy !req
481. We're calling this place
Zion's Landing.Copy !req
482. It's a Christian
time-share resortCopy !req
483. on the sunny beaches of Florida.Copy !req
484. - Whoo!
- Sounds too good to be true.Copy !req
485. Well, pulling something
like Zion's Landing offCopy !req
486. ain't gonna be easy now.Copy !req
487. Lindy and I said we got
to align ourselvesCopy !req
488. with the biggest and the best.Copy !req
489. I mean, only pure thoroughbreds.Copy !req
490. Whew, well, I appreciate you
seeing the GemstonesCopy !req
491. as thoroughbreds.Copy !req
492. That's exactly how
we see y'all too.Copy !req
493. - We do.
- Powerful...Copy !req
494. Christian horses-type folks.Copy !req
495. I mean,
we have waited a long time...Copy !req
496. - Oh, yeah.
- To get the power from Lyle'sCopy !req
497. - mama and daddy.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
498. Now that we have it...Copy !req
499. we're gonna do so many
wonderful things in His name.Copy !req
500. - Mm-hmm.
- That is so amazing that youCopy !req
501. say that because we're about
to get the reignsCopy !req
502. from Jesse's daddy.Copy !req
503. And we wanna do things
just like this.Copy !req
504. Well, pop the champagne.Copy !req
505. - That is wonderful news.
- Yes.Copy !req
506. When's your daddy planning
on stepping down?Copy !req
507. - Well, he did...
- He didn't...Copy !req
508. - We're...
- He hasn't really...Copy !req
509. - We're getting him there.
- He's... he hasn'tCopy !req
510. really admitted
that the time has come.Copy !req
511. - Yet.
- We're getting him there.Copy !req
512. - Close.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
513. Real close.Copy !req
514. Lyle's parents
were the same way.Copy !req
515. - Mm-hmm.
- Same generation as Eli.Copy !req
516. Boomers.Copy !req
517. - Mm.
- Most selfish generationCopy !req
518. to ever live.Copy !req
519. Ooh, you said it, girl.Copy !req
520. They won't
get the hell out of the wayCopy !req
521. even when it's God's plan.Copy !req
522. Okay, let's be real
with one another here.Copy !req
523. Parents suck.Copy !req
524. - Yeah.
- Couldn't agree more.Copy !req
525. Parents do suck.Copy !req
526. Siblings too.Copy !req
527. My sister tried to pop offCopy !req
528. when Daddy had his stroke.Copy !req
529. Trying to act like
she was running things.Copy !req
530. - Just 'cause she's a nurse.
- Yeah.Copy !req
531. I told my sister nuh-uh.Copy !req
532. Showed force,
chased her ass out.Copy !req
533. Got my daddy's ass
into assisted living.Copy !req
534. See, this is the kinda stories
I need to hear.Copy !req
535. - Yeah.
- You gotta marginalizeCopy !req
536. - your siblings.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
537. Firstborns lead the way
when parents trip.Copy !req
538. Period.Copy !req
539. - Firstborns.
- Both of you?Copy !req
540. - Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
541. - Both of us.
- No.Copy !req
542. Firstborns.Copy !req
543. I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.Copy !req
544. I knew I liked them.Copy !req
545. - Mm-hmm.
- Can we count on your support?Copy !req
546. Lissons and Gemstones making
Christian tourism history?Copy !req
547. Praise be.Copy !req
548. - Oh!
- I'll tell you what,Copy !req
549. you got mine and my wife's,
uh, total support.Copy !req
550. - Mm-hmm.
- Now technically,Copy !req
551. we are gonna have to run this
past my daddy.Copy !req
552. Let's bring him on down
to the project site.Copy !req
553. - Yeah.
- Ol' Lyle can kissCopy !req
554. a parent's ass
like nobody's business.Copy !req
555. I will butter Eli's balls
and toss in a side of biscuits.Copy !req
556. He could use
some ball-buttering.Copy !req
557. We'll get his approval.Copy !req
558. So we're gonna cut
all this down.Copy !req
559. Wipe this maritime forest
right out.Copy !req
560. - Oh.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
561. There is a small issue
with the sea turtles.Copy !req
562. Apparently this is a sanctuary.Copy !req
563. They don't like bright lights
or whatever.Copy !req
564. That's just people being silly.Copy !req
565. - We'll get past that.
- Ow!Copy !req
566. They'll get past that, Daddy.Copy !req
567. So we gonna put three towers
up here.Copy !req
568. And between 'em is where
we'll have our splash zone,Copy !req
569. adult pool, hot tubs.Copy !req
570. - It's here?
- Yeah.Copy !req
571. Okay, so the hot tubs are near
where the elephantsCopy !req
572. - hose down Noah's ark?
- That's right.Copy !req
573. God, that's smart.Copy !req
574. And a performance stage
on the flotilla.Copy !req
575. Imagine preaching
with that incredible backdrop.Copy !req
576. That ain't it sad it ain't
a painting, brother.Copy !req
577. No, that is no Thomas Kinkade,
Daddy.Copy !req
578. That's the real deal
right there.Copy !req
579. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
580. God is speaking to us
in these waves.Copy !req
581. This is his miracle.Copy !req
582. Mm-hmm, that's right, Amber.Copy !req
583. - God's miracle.
- Smells.Copy !req
584. Lot of Christians would love
to visit a place like this.Copy !req
585. Especially
if it's all-inclusive,Copy !req
586. top-notch restaurants,
and a kid's club.Copy !req
587. Come on now.Copy !req
588. Hang on,
there's kids allowed here?Copy !req
589. - Yeah, duh.
- Of course.Copy !req
590. I'm not coming then,
because that is an ultimateCopy !req
591. and immediate vibe-killer.Copy !req
592. Makes it seem dirty and cheap.Copy !req
593. I don't know about that.Copy !req
594. - Kids mean bacteria.
- No thanks.Copy !req
595. I'm not trying
to get bacteria on meCopy !req
596. when I'm trying to be sexy.Copy !req
597. Judy, you can say that,Copy !req
598. but I can imagine
our families here.Copy !req
599. Helping to bring this beauty
to all Christians...Copy !req
600. who can afford
a two-night minimum.Copy !req
601. Two-night min
means you on a trip.Copy !req
602. A legit vacation.Copy !req
603. Nobody's doing
one-night stands here, Daddy.Copy !req
604. Wholesome!Copy !req
605. Lyle...Copy !req
606. you got a fantastic idea here.Copy !req
607. Location's perfect.Copy !req
608. - So what do we say?
- Are we in?Copy !req
609. We gonna do this?Copy !req
610. It's beautiful.Copy !req
611. Yeah.Copy !req
612. But no, it's not
the right time for her.Copy !req
613. Oh.Copy !req
614. Daddy, how can you say that?Copy !req
615. You ain't even looked
at the numbers yet.Copy !req
616. I have! They're good!Copy !req
617. - Lot of zeroes.
- I said my piece, Jesse.Copy !req
618. But Daddy,
this is a real good deal!Copy !req
619. Not your call, Jesse.Copy !req
620. It's mine.Copy !req
621. No, it is... it's my call too.Copy !req
622. Stop showing off in front
of your friends, Jesse.Copy !req
623. I'm not showing off!Copy !req
624. You are!Copy !req
625. What was that?Copy !req
626. What a grand waste of time.Copy !req
627. Stupid idea.Copy !req
628. I got sand in my shoes.Copy !req
629. He's here.Copy !req
630. Come on.Copy !req
631. Oh, God.Copy !req
632. Kelvin, what the fuck is this?Copy !req
633. Uh-oh, my mans.Copy !req
634. Ew.Copy !req
635. - You are looking great.
- Ew.Copy !req
636. You are looking really good.Copy !req
637. You looking swole.Copy !req
638. Gross, Kelvin.Copy !req
639. Party burpee!Copy !req
640. Come on!Copy !req
641. One more!
Let's go!Copy !req
642. - Go in the car.
- I'll take care of this.Copy !req
643. - Get low!
- I'ma talk to him.Copy !req
644. Okay, Chad in the back,
you gotta work on your form.Copy !req
645. All right?
I don't wanna tell you again.Copy !req
646. You know we can't say no
to this.Copy !req
647. In our mind, in our body.Copy !req
648. I'm actually pretty surprisedCopy !req
649. at how bad you are being
at business right now.Copy !req
650. - Party burpee!
- Jesse, you know damn wellCopy !req
651. the world has been upside-down.Copy !req
652. Friends falling all around us.Copy !req
653. Now ain't the time for growth.Copy !req
654. It's time to...Copy !req
655. shore up,
strengthen what we got.Copy !req
656. Well, I think doing
a time-share resortCopy !req
657. with the Lissons is a hell
of a way to strengthen up.Copy !req
658. But we can agree to disagree.Copy !req
659. You know, this resort was
very important to Amber and I.Copy !req
660. And being friends
with the LissonsCopy !req
661. was also very important.Copy !req
662. I'll tell you this much,Copy !req
663. when I run this church,
I will not shun allies.Copy !req
664. When you run the church?Copy !req
665. Don't get ahead of yourself,
boy.Copy !req
666. Lyle's mom and dad knew when
it was time to step asideCopy !req
667. and let him have a shot.Copy !req
668. Look what he's doing now.Copy !req
669. Making beautiful
time-share resortsCopy !req
670. in fucking paradise.Copy !req
671. Jesse, I'm sorry your life
didn't crack outCopy !req
672. the way you wanted.Copy !req
673. My apologies
for still being alive.Copy !req
674. Oh, you know what?Copy !req
675. All you ever care about
is building this church.Copy !req
676. Cared about that more than
being a daddy.Copy !req
677. More than anything.Copy !req
678. Even now,
when it's so painfully obviousCopy !req
679. it's time for you
just to slow downCopy !req
680. and let me have a crack
at things.Copy !req
681. But you won't.Copy !req
682. You're gonna end up
just like Granddaddy Roy.Copy !req
683. If you wanna start a resort
with the Lissons,Copy !req
684. go right ahead.Copy !req
685. Just leave me out of it!Copy !req
686. Wait, so I can do it?Copy !req
687. Do what you want!Copy !req
688. Peabody Award-winning
journalist Thaniel Block'sCopy !req
689. new bombshell reportCopy !req
690. describing
a salacious sex scandalCopy !req
691. involving Detroit pastor
Makawon Butterfield.Copy !req
692. Can't hear you.Copy !req
693. - This fucking beeping.
- Double life.Copy !req
694. - Am I on?
- One of a beloved reverendCopy !req
695. by day, the other,Copy !req
696. a wife-swapping swinger
by night.Copy !req
697. Thaniel, it's safe to say
that for evangelicals,Copy !req
698. this is a big no-no, right?Copy !req
699. Yeah, particularly for a pastorCopy !req
700. like Reverend Butterfield,Copy !req
701. who's been outspoken about
sexual immorality in the past.Copy !req
702. You know, people look to him
for spiritual guidance,Copy !req
703. often tithing 10%
of their income.Copy !req
704. These tax-exempt churches rake
in millions of dollars a year.Copy !req
705. - Big money.
- Yes!Copy !req
706. And corruption is a real concernCopy !req
707. when you're talking about
that kind of money.Copy !req
708. This grift is as old
as Christianity itself.Copy !req
709. Look, I've been accused
of being anti-religion.Copy !req
710. No, I'm anti-hypocrisy.Copy !req
711. And there are
a lot more hypocritesCopy !req
712. in this industry.Copy !req
713. Butterfield only begins
to scratch the surface.Copy !req
714. You thought you could duck me,
you high-falutin son of a bitch?Copy !req
715. Oh, what the hell is this?Copy !req
716. I followed ya.Copy !req
717. Wasn't too hard
with that fancy truckCopy !req
718. and that personalized plate.Copy !req
719. Damn it, Junior.Copy !req
720. Oh, so you do remember my name.Copy !req
721. I thought for a minute there
I was so insignificantCopy !req
722. till you'd plum forgotten
I ever existed.Copy !req
723. I remember you.Copy !req
724. Damn, we got old.Copy !req
725. I know I look like shit,
but damn!Copy !req
726. You look sturdy.Copy !req
727. - Still got that mass going on.
- God!Copy !req
728. What do you want?Copy !req
729. I just wanted
to see an old friend.Copy !req
730. The older I get, the more...Copy !req
731. sentimental I'm leaning.Copy !req
732. Nostalgic.Copy !req
733. And I can't help
but thinking aboutCopy !req
734. when you and I worked together.Copy !req
735. You want money?Copy !req
736. You gonna try to blackmail me?Copy !req
737. Sell the story?Copy !req
738. Let's not waste time here.Copy !req
739. Why y'all nervous, Eli?Copy !req
740. Why you being all...Copy !req
741. Weird?Copy !req
742. You following me, that's weird!Copy !req
743. Whatever it is you're trying
to pull here,Copy !req
744. I don't got time for it.Copy !req
745. Come on, Eli!Copy !req
746. Can't old friends reconnect?Copy !req
747. - Oh...
- Man.Copy !req
748. I... I'm busy.Copy !req
749. Take care.Copy !req
750. Man, me and my old man
watched you rise, man.Copy !req
751. Yeah, for real.Copy !req
752. It was wild to see you come fromCopy !req
753. where we come from
and do what you done.Copy !req
754. My daddy was so proud of you.Copy !req
755. He acted like he discovered you.Copy !req
756. I don't mean to bother you.Copy !req
757. I guess I just thought about youCopy !req
758. probably more than you thought
about me, that's all.Copy !req
759. Just wanted you
to know you done good!Copy !req
760. Sorry if I spooked you!Copy !req
761. See you around, Eli.Copy !req
762. You hungry?Copy !req
763. Siblings,
I have summoned you here todayCopy !req
764. because Amber and I have won.Copy !req
765. Through my powers of persuasion,
I have broken Daddy down.Copy !req
766. And now the writing
is on the wall.Copy !req
767. That old man is on his way out,Copy !req
768. and I am stepping into power.Copy !req
769. Y'all back me
and I'll give you a good deal.Copy !req
770. You'll never lead, of course.Copy !req
771. But you will be able
to keep your homes,Copy !req
772. your automobiles.Copy !req
773. - Mm.
- Maintain an annual salary,Copy !req
774. perhaps even a raise.Copy !req
775. - Oh.
- All I ask in returnCopy !req
776. is that you kiss the ring.Copy !req
777. What ring?Copy !req
778. Your ring?Copy !req
779. My wedding ring.Copy !req
780. You're fucking high, dude.Copy !req
781. Like I'm gonna kiss
that smelly ass ringCopy !req
782. that's probably been shoved
up Amber's pussy.Copy !req
783. Oh, it's definitely been
shoved up her pussy.Copy !req
784. That's why kissing it
is so very cool.Copy !req
785. - Ugh!
- That... that is foul.Copy !req
786. - Sick.
- And boy,Copy !req
787. with all the stunts
you've pulled,Copy !req
788. you really think
in a million yearsCopy !req
789. that Daddy would trust you
to run the church?Copy !req
790. - Keep dreaming.
- Yeah.Copy !req
791. What do you know about anything?Copy !req
792. All you care about these days
is fucking muscles.Copy !req
793. Acting like it's about God.
It's not.Copy !req
794. It's about being self-centered
and popping boners.Copy !req
795. It's about being healthy.Copy !req
796. - Okay.
- And if you're healthyCopy !req
797. you do maintain
a proper erection.Copy !req
798. - That's true.
- Whatever!Copy !req
799. Accept my dominance or don't.Copy !req
800. Doesn't matter to me.Copy !req
801. The damn tides of time
and winds of dustCopy !req
802. are upon us.Copy !req
803. My reign is nigh.Copy !req
804. What the fuck
did you even just say, man?Copy !req
805. - That made no sense to me.
- That sounded foreign.Copy !req
806. That's not a phrase, dummy.Copy !req
807. Nigh.Copy !req
808. You're just both a bunch
of two-bit half-rate siblings.Copy !req
809. Damn Frank Stallone
and fucking Stephen BaldwinCopy !req
810. over here.Copy !req
811. I'm Stephen Baldwin?Copy !req
812. Yes, you are.Copy !req
813. - Oh.
- No, you fucking did not.Copy !req
814. I ain't got no time for this.Copy !req
815. Bye, Felicia.Copy !req
816. - Okay, no.
- What did he just say?Copy !req
817. Mm-mm, no!Copy !req
818. Did he just say "Bye, Felicia"
to me?Copy !req
819. Yep. Why... does... what
does that mean?Copy !req
820. Bye, Felicia.Copy !req
821. Jesse,
you will never run this family.Copy !req
822. - So "Bye, Felicia" to you, Jesse!
- Hey.Copy !req
823. Who's Felicia?Copy !req
824. - You are.
- No, you're Felicia.Copy !req
825. Let's just all act like adults.Copy !req
826. - You're Felicia.
- Well, we can act like adultsCopy !req
827. if he's Felicia
'cause I'm not fucking Felicia!Copy !req
828. - Yeah.
- Felicia.Copy !req
829. - No, you're Felicia!
- No, it's okay.Copy !req
830. - You're Felicia!
- It's okay.Copy !req
831. He's not worth it.
Hey, hey.Copy !req
832. I know,
I know you're not Felicia.Copy !req
833. I'm Kelvin, you're Judy, okay?Copy !req
834. Yeah, I'm Judy.Copy !req
835. - I know you are.
- You want a snow cone?Copy !req
836. - Mm, yeah.
- Okay.Copy !req
837. Okay, we'll get you a snow cone.Copy !req
838. Get what you want.Copy !req
839. I'm buying.Copy !req
840. Thank you.Copy !req
841. Well, I'm going back and forth
between...Copy !req
842. steak and the alfredo.Copy !req
843. But since you're buying,
I'm gonna take steak.Copy !req
844. Get what you want.Copy !req
845. Eli.Copy !req
846. Check it out
over your right shoulder.Copy !req
847. Damn, look at that piece of tail
he's with.Copy !req
848. Mm, mm!Copy !req
849. He's gonna go bone deep on herCopy !req
850. right here
in the Sticky Steven's, Eli.Copy !req
851. Hey!Copy !req
852. Y'all wanna tone down
the romance?Copy !req
853. We got kids sitting right here.Copy !req
854. - What, you talking to me?
- Well, just maybe showCopy !req
855. your affection
in a more appropriate manner.Copy !req
856. How 'bout you suck my dick,
Gramps?Copy !req
857. - Randall!
- Hey.Copy !req
858. I do whatever the fuck I want,
all right?Copy !req
859. Now eat your noodles.Copy !req
860. Fucking go back to the movie
"Cocoon," all right?Copy !req
861. - Bye.
- Not trying to offend.Copy !req
862. Just looking out
for the young ones.Copy !req
863. Fucking guy is lucky
he's still got teeth.Copy !req
864. Just ignore him.Copy !req
865. I'm gonna get the mahi.Copy !req
866. Still wrestling?Copy !req
867. Nah, just do
character work, mostly.Copy !req
868. I might step in
and talk some shit, but...Copy !req
869. No, nowadays,
I'm just promoting.Copy !req
870. I got a stable full
of fellas I keep working.Copy !req
871. Good for you.Copy !req
872. That's good.Copy !req
873. I wonder
what my daddy might thinkCopy !req
874. about you and I being reunited.Copy !req
875. Well, he put us together.Copy !req
876. He'd probably think he'd done
a pretty good job.Copy !req
877. Picking two men with so much
to offer the world.Copy !req
878. He'd try and take credit.Copy !req
879. Yeah, he would.Copy !req
880. Yeah, he would.Copy !req
881. You know that son of a bitch
just skipped town on me one day?Copy !req
882. Left me with nothing.Copy !req
883. Just up and disappeared.Copy !req
884. Disappeared.Copy !req
885. Imagine that.Copy !req
886. Your own daddy dislikes you
that much.Copy !req
887. Don't look at it that way,
Junior.Copy !req
888. That ain't gonna help you none.Copy !req
889. I like to think that he made
his way down to Bolivia.Copy !req
890. That's what he said
Butch and Sundance did.Copy !req
891. They didn't die
like in the movie.Copy !req
892. Nah, they got to Bolivia
and lived out their lives.Copy !req
893. I like to think
that's what he did.Copy !req
894. Find himself a beautiful
"in-dig-inus" senoritaCopy !req
895. and lived out his life
down there.Copy !req
896. Yeah.Copy !req
897. You know,
some people think I killed him.Copy !req
898. Enough of that.Copy !req
899. I don't need to sit here
drifting while you're...Copy !req
900. sitting there
looking all uncomfortable.Copy !req
901. Nonsense.Copy !req
902. Connecting with the past
is a powerful thing.Copy !req
903. Let's pray, Junior.Copy !req
904. Oh, Eli.Copy !req
905. No offense.Copy !req
906. I ain't religious.Copy !req
907. Well, it's a good thing I am.Copy !req
908. I'll show you what to do.Copy !req
909. Let me see them hands.Copy !req
910. Okay.Copy !req
911. Heavenly father, thank you for
bringing old friends together.Copy !req
912. Please help Junior heal
from the past.Copy !req
913. Even though we don't understand
why we endure the pain we do,Copy !req
914. we trust that it is your will.Copy !req
915. We are at your mercy.Copy !req
916. And your mercy...Copy !req
917. Shall redeem us.Copy !req
918. Amen.Copy !req
919. Amen.Copy !req
920. Damn.Copy !req
921. Kinda nice.Copy !req
922. I ended up beating him,
so we can do the hotel with you.Copy !req
923. We're in.Copy !req
924. And we're also excited
to be a hotelier with you.Copy !req
925. Lates, JG.Copy !req
926. - Ooh, baby!
- It's so fucking good!Copy !req
927. I'ma do an Adderall
to celebrate.Copy !req
928. I don't love it,
but you wrote a great email,Copy !req
929. so I give you my bless.Copy !req
930. What the hell?Copy !req
931. What?Copy !req
932. Where's the littlest son we haveCopy !req
933. who's been coming on things?Copy !req
934. - Are you boosting?
- Come on, Pontius.Copy !req
935. I thought you were better than
this.Copy !req
936. Pont, you are getting lapped
right now.Copy !req
937. He's got the better car, so...Copy !req
938. Are you not using the nitrous
or something?Copy !req
939. I didn't know
there was nitrous, so...Copy !req
940. Gideon.Copy !req
941. Come here for a second.Copy !req
942. Just talk to you real quick.Copy !req
943. Sure.Copy !req
944. What's going on?Copy !req
945. Did you talk to your brother
like I asked you to?Copy !req
946. Because I just found
this in my pens drawer.Copy !req
947. The fuck? Gross.Copy !req
948. - What is that?
- It's Jesse boy's delicates.Copy !req
949. Your brother stuffed this
in my damn pens drawer!Copy !req
950. I touched it
with my bare fingers!Copy !req
951. - Why'd you touch it?
- Why didn't you talk to himCopy !req
952. - like I asked you to?
- I tried.Copy !req
953. I swear to God, I tried.Copy !req
954. I could not figure out a way
to bring it up, man.Copy !req
955. You wanna be a preacher,
don't you?Copy !req
956. - Uh...
- Shut up, you do.Copy !req
957. - Okay.
- If you're gonna be a preacher,Copy !req
958. you gotta be able to talk
about anything, all right?Copy !req
959. Even if it makes us
uncomfortable.Copy !req
960. When we stop doing that...Copy !req
961. mm-hmm.Copy !req
962. People burn in hell.Copy !req
963. Watch and learn.Copy !req
964. You want me to come in there
with you?Copy !req
965. - Yes!
- Okay.Copy !req
966. 'Sup, sup?
Guys, little men, what's up?Copy !req
967. - 'Sup.
- 'Sup.Copy !req
968. Glad you said 'sup first,
Pontius, because I need youCopy !req
969. to take the computer goggles off
your face and exit for a moment.Copy !req
970. I-I'm in the middle of a game.Copy !req
971. - I'll play your turn.
- Get up right now.Copy !req
972. Take a hike.Copy !req
973. Don't make me say it again.Copy !req
974. Okay,
don't make me get mad at you.Copy !req
975. Abraham.Copy !req
976. This chair's a trip, yo.Copy !req
977. Do you need help?Copy !req
978. What did he do to it?Copy !req
979. Did he break it?Copy !req
980. - Shit.
- You gotta...Copy !req
981. - Dad, you have to put one...
- Shh. I got it, I got it.Copy !req
982. Go ahead and hit pause
on the game system there, blood.Copy !req
983. Like to rap with you
for a second if I could.Copy !req
984. Why were your delicates crammed
in my pens drawer, Abraham?Copy !req
985. It's not what you think.Copy !req
986. Seems to me
it's exactly what I think.Copy !req
987. It's crusty and crinklingCopy !req
988. and discolored.Copy !req
989. I mean, you're just
inside your room, I guess,Copy !req
990. having nocturnal emissions
all day long, okay?Copy !req
991. From the amount
of garments I've foundCopy !req
992. stuffed around this house,
it's very disrespectful.Copy !req
993. Abraham,
let me ask you a question.Copy !req
994. Do you know what really happens
when a boy...Copy !req
995. does the stuff to himself to...Copy !req
996. to make the come stuff
into the underwear?Copy !req
997. When those hands of yours
touch your privates,Copy !req
998. an alarm goes off in heaven.Copy !req
999. Okay?
And every loved oneCopy !req
1000. you've ever known that's dead,Copy !req
1001. they are alerted.Copy !req
1002. They float to where you are,
they join hands,Copy !req
1003. and they watch you
be dirty to yourself.Copy !req
1004. - Like Grandma?
- Yep, she watches.Copy !req
1005. Great-granddaddy Roy.Copy !req
1006. Great-grandmama.Copy !req
1007. Even some relatives
you've never even met beforeCopy !req
1008. like ancient ones from
the Revolutionary War times.Copy !req
1009. Ghosts that will watch you
and be ashamedCopy !req
1010. of what you're doing
to yourself,Copy !req
1011. of how you're being dirty
and provocativeCopy !req
1012. to your private parts.Copy !req
1013. You understand?Copy !req
1014. When people see you
do something bad...Copy !req
1015. it's hard for them
to see you any other way.Copy !req
1016. I want you to remember that.Copy !req
1017. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1018. Now are there any other...Copy !req
1019. questions you have for me?Copy !req
1020. Birds and the bees?Copy !req
1021. Morning woods, peckers,
anything that you wanna discussCopy !req
1022. or ask me about?Copy !req
1023. Well, there is one thingCopy !req
1024. that I'm still curious about.Copy !req
1025. Are we still doing
that hotel thing?Copy !req
1026. Yes, my son.Copy !req
1027. We are now officially hoteliers.Copy !req
1028. Oh, Grandad said yes?Copy !req
1029. Course he did.Copy !req
1030. He knew he couldn't stand
in my way.Copy !req
1031. Yeah, your granddaddy ain't half
the shitkicker he used to be.Copy !req
1032. Mercy, I guess he does do
whatever he wants.Copy !req
1033. Okay, bye.Copy !req
1034. You have terrific tits.Copy !req
1035. Thanks
for the cheese enchiladas.Copy !req
1036. Cue ball, scratch
in a corner pocket.Copy !req
1037. Bet you two queefs haven't
seen action like that in years.Copy !req
1038. Next time,
keep the comments to yourself.Copy !req
1039. We don't want any trouble,
friend.Copy !req
1040. You made your point.Copy !req
1041. That's what I thought, bitch!Copy !req
1042. Don't wanna run your mouth, huh?Copy !req
1043. How dare you talk to us like
that, you big old slab of meat.Copy !req
1044. - Come on, Junior.
- No.Copy !req
1045. No, you don't know
who you're messing with.Copy !req
1046. Jesus.Copy !req
1047. We're from fucking Memphis,
asshole.Copy !req
1048. We stuff twinks like you
full of rocksCopy !req
1049. and sink you
in the Missi-fucking-ssippi.Copy !req
1050. You know, you're lucky...Copy !req
1051. I don't murder you
right fucking now.Copy !req
1052. Or send
some of my badass friendsCopy !req
1053. to go do it... find
your fucking house,Copy !req
1054. slay your whole fucking family.Copy !req
1055. How 'bout that, asshole?Copy !req
1056. - Come on, Junior.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1057. That's what I'm gonna do.Copy !req
1058. I'ma take a photograph
of your license plateCopy !req
1059. with my telephone,
send it to my friends,Copy !req
1060. who will get your address
from the DMV, come to your houseCopy !req
1061. and fuck you up,
you motherfucker!Copy !req
1062. Oh!Copy !req
1063. Junior!Copy !req
1064. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1065. Junior!
Junior!Copy !req
1066. Hope you're wearing
your diapers, old man.Copy !req
1067. - Oh, come on.
- You didn't have to do that.Copy !req
1068. Stay down there and drool,
doggy.Copy !req
1069. Oh, man.Copy !req
1070. Ooh, whee!Copy !req
1071. Finish him off, Maniac.Copy !req
1072. Take him down.Copy !req
1073. Yeah!Copy !req
1074. Yeah! Do it again!Copy !req
1075. - Oh, stop, stop, stop!
- Please!Copy !req
1076. - Please, please, please!
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1077. - There we go!
- Stop! No, no, no, no!Copy !req
1078. - Please!
- Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
1079. the Maniac Kid!Copy !req
1080. Come on, Maniac!Copy !req
1081. Stop it!Copy !req
1082. Please!Copy !req
1083. Do it!Copy !req
1084. Yeah!Copy !req
1085. Yeah!Copy !req
1086. Mofo.Copy !req
1087. That hurt.Copy !req
1088. Let's go.Copy !req