The Righteous Gemstones: Season 1, Episode 9

1. God almighty! God gave you a gift, girl.

2. Gave you a gift!

3. What do we have here?

4. This the Gemstone money. He's dead as a doornail.

5. By sunrise, high tide will come in

6. and have the whole thing covered up.

7. I can't begin to tell you how disappointed I am.

8. You let that snake slither inside our walls

9. and steal our money.

10. You don't need to go, I can figure out a way

11. to fix this with your mom.

12. Take this, the last copy of the video.

13. Where are y'all going?

14. This is showbiz, kid. You ain't no Aimee-Leigh!

15. I'm sorry to say

16. we have participated in sinful, illicit activities.

17. Amber! Oh, Jesus!

18. Goddammit. My butt hole!

19. Oh, she got me in my meat!

20. BJ, I miss you really bad.

21. I gotta do me for a bit.

22. I am no longer fit to lead you.

23. - What? - Leave!

24. I love you, sweetheart.

25. - Mama. - No, no.

26. I'll give you folks some time.

27. We... we have to pray. Come.

28. Pull together. Join hands.

29. She's now in your heavenly hands, oh, Lord.

30. We sure did love having her here with us.

31. But we celebrate...

32. Celebrate her passing knowing that she is in a better p...

33. Son of a bitch! Get it!

34. Just... Grab it, Jesse.

35. Get it!

36. Kill it, Jesse!

37. Grab it!

38. Get out of here!

39. - Ahh! - Stupid bee!

40. Why?

41. No, Mama!

42. Take your goddamn time.

43. - Ooh. - Why are you limping?

44. I just got a new pair of shoes.

45. They're just a little tight.

46. - Cops came by this morning. - Cops?

47. That's weird. What are they up to?

48. - How are they? - Busy, I suppose.

49. Your friend in the red van

50. has shown up with a bullet in his head,

51. money gone.

52. They found pieces of his van out on this road.

53. Looks like he was involved in an accident

54. after he left our church.

55. Whoever hit him more than likely dumped the body

56. and took the cash for themselves.

57. Say what?

58. Sheriff found a program

59. from our Easter service in his truck.

60. Wanted to know if we remembered seeing anything.

61. Well, what'd you say?

62. I said we get 17,000 people in here on Easter Sunday

63. and I don't roam the parking lot.

64. That's a good response, Daddy.

65. Well done.

66. Anything else you wanna tell me

67. about this dead fellow and you?

68. And before you make up any more lies,

69. Judy and Kelvin have already told me everything.

70. You damn snitches.

71. Jesse, I'm in a very emotionally distraught place

72. and I needed to be honest with Daddy.

73. Enough with the lies, Jesse.

74. Why didn't you tell me you were being blackmailed?

75. Well, I was too ashamed, Daddy, okay?

76. I don't give a shit.

77. This could have gotten far worse.

78. Look, the only reason why I even attempted

79. to attack Johnny Seasons was mainly because how much

80. of an asshole he was treating you.

81. You attacked Johnny Seasons?

82. Yeah, we didn't tell him that part.

83. Shit.

84. So Seasons was telling the truth.

85. My God, Jesse, I threw a potato through the man's window.

86. Daddy, I told him not to do it.

87. I... I pleaded with him.

88. And what does this say about you, Kelvin?

89. Not enough spine to stand up to what you know is wrong?

90. You're as guilty as your brother.

91. Nuh-uh.

92. Couple of fucking animals, Daddy.

93. Judy, you stole money from the church,

94. so don't act like you're not a fucking animal too.

95. Judy did what?

96. We didn't tell him that part, either, you fucker.

97. What money, Judy?

98. Judy's been skimming for years,

99. socking away cash to fund her escape plan

100. where she can get the fuck out of here away from all of us.

101. Okay, I did do that,

102. but I did not go through with it.

103. Daddy, I changed my mind on it.

104. You know what?

105. Y'all are hereby fired.

106. What?

107. You don't know how lucky you are.

108. You don't appreciate it.

109. Any of it.

110. You kids have broken my heart.

111. Daddy.

112. Well, can we still live in our houses?

113. Live wherever you want, Judy.

114. I could care less.

115. I mean, but, like, are you gonna pay for it?

116. Well, great, y'all.

117. Way to tell the truth and get us all in trouble.

118. Little tattletales.

119. You just told him the stuff I did.

120. Yeah, the stuff that got us in all this trouble

121. - in the first place. Okay. - Here he comes. He's gonna run us over.

122. Which way is... this... We're gonna...

123. I got you.

124. Just, uh... is he gonna... He's gonna go that way.

125. Okay.

126. They did worse. They did worse than me, Daddy.

127. - Mm-hmm, yes. - Well, I told him straight up.

128. "I'm gonna bend you over on the alimony.

129. I'm gonna bend you over on the child support."

130. I'm gonna make that son of a bitch work harder

131. than he's ever worked before,

132. and he's still gonna be broke at the end of the day.

133. Good for you. He deserves it.

134. And what are you gonna do, Amber?

135. Knowing Amber, forgive and forget.

136. Fortunately, my husband didn't roll over and fuck a whore

137. in front of all of his friends.

138. I do admire your courage, though, Mandy.

139. That takes gumption, you know?

140. - Yo. - What?

141. Uh, could we have a word for a moment, Amber,

142. if you, uh... if... if I could do that to... with you?

143. It's wonderful to see you... All of you women here today.

144. Mandy, are you doing something different with your hair?

145. You look, um...

146. Shut up.

147. Breathe.

148. I told you, you are not welcome here.

149. I came by just to share something

150. very unfortunate with you.

151. Something so that maybe you could see that I have already

152. paid a great price for the mistakes I've made.

153. Pbbt.

154. Some would even say the ultimate punishment.

155. What is it?

156. Daddy fired me from the church.

157. That's your ultimate punishment?

158. - Yeah. - Gettin' fired?

159. Not destroying your family or losing your son?

160. Well, you're the one who kicked him out, not me.

161. Ooh, I'm not doing this with you today!

162. Amber, have a heart, God damn it!

163. - Have a heart? - Did you not hear what I just told you?

164. I said I've been fired from the church.

165. My damn career's been dashed.

166. What I care about is my family being torn apart.

167. Do you even know where Gideon is right now?

168. - He is in Haiti. - Ooh.

169. That's AIDS country. What the hell's he doing there?

170. He's doing missionary work to pay off his debt.

171. Your debt!

172. And it is exactly what happened to that Rockefeller boy

173. who went to New Guinea because he thought he was doing good

174. but really he got eaten by cannibals.

175. Well, come on, there ain't cannibals in Haiti.

176. I mean voodoo, chicken magic, yeah.

177. Cannibals, no.

178. Jesse, if you want to fix things,

179. then you get your ass to Haiti and you bring our son back.

180. - You want me to go to Haiti? - I do.

181. You damn put a hole in my asshole.

182. I'm injured and I'm jobless.

183. Then you will have plenty of time.

184. Now get our son back.

185. Hello, BJ.

186. I'm glad to see you live.

187. - You look well. - Thank you.

188. - So do you. - Thank you.

189. I appreciate you meeting me at this neutral location.

190. In this velvet tote you will find

191. the rest of your belongings from my house,

192. including undergarments

193. and an unopened thing of printer paper.

194. Judy, I just have one thing to say.

195. I really thought we were meant to be together.

196. Well, me too, BJ. I did too.

197. It's just, um, I'm not good at relationship stuff.

198. That's what I'm figuring out,

199. 'cause all my ideas and my thoughts about it

200. - are from teen movies. - Judy, that's not true.

201. You've had plenty of lovers.

202. BJ, I haven't gobbled 1,000 cocks like you think I have.

203. - I was trying to impress you. - What?

204. I've only had one boyfriend before you.

205. You never told me that.

206. I thought you'd fucked a million guys.

207. I know, and you loved it when I said that,

208. but the truth is, I've had one boyfriend

209. and his name was Dr. Warren Carmichael

210. and he was my economics professor,

211. and he was 56 years old, and he was very smart,

212. and he dressed like a casual beach man

213. to come to class with flip-flops and everything

214. and I gotta tell you, I found that very, very hot.

215. One day before class he walked in,

216. and he comes up to me and he goes,

217. "Nice Patagonia shirt.

218. Gotta get me one of those."

219. Let's just say I knew what he meant.

220. Okay, full lightning bolt through my slit.

221. When class was over,

222. there were snail trails on my chair.

223. Like, no one should have sat in that chair after me.

224. It was damp.

225. So as everybody filed out,

226. I followed him into his office and I locked the door behind me

227. and I covered his mouth with my hand

228. and I jacked him off with my other hand.

229. He was fighting me.

230. But I thought it was part of his sexy little game.

231. After he shot... And he shot a lot...

232. He started crying and talking some shit

233. about his son's birthday coming up

234. and how his wife was a great lady.

235. Oh, my God. He was married?

236. He did a restraining order on me,

237. so I bought him a Jeep Grand Cherokee to prove I loved him,

238. and he kept it,

239. but I saw his wife driving it one day at Harris Teeter

240. and that hurt me, you know?

241. So I went to his son's elementary school,

242. and I pulled the boy, Laird, out of school

243. after giving the office a note on Gemstone letterhead

244. and I took him to the beach.

245. We ate ham slices and I told him everything

246. about me and his dad,

247. and he was really taking it in.

248. You know, you'd think for a third grader

249. he wouldn't be able to take all that in,

250. but he was really taking it in,

251. and we were really making good friends.

252. But then the police showed up and they tackled me,

253. and they took away Laird.

254. They just took him away in the police car,

255. and me and Dr. Carmichael

256. weren't boyfriends and girlfriends after that.

257. Jesus Christ, Judy, you kidnapped his son?

258. Yeah.

259. That's me, BJ. I'm damaged goods.

260. I'm a handful, and you're perfect.

261. You really, really are,

262. and I'm just sorry.

263. I'm sorry for everything, BJ.

264. Judy, it's a...

265. It's all just...

266. That's a lot.

267. - Which part? - All of it.

268. Okay.

269. You never told me about this professor

270. and how you jacked him,

271. and if all you did was jack him

272. that means I took your virginity.

273. I would have liked to have known.

274. You gave me a lot to think about.

275. Enjoy the rest of your Outback Steakhouse meal, Judy.

276. G'day.

277. Good day, BJ.

278. Well, he called a few days ago

279. saying he wasn't feeling good.

280. He told us Todrick was in charge

281. until he gets on his feet.

282. I give him his own church, stick my neck out for him,

283. and he can't even be bothered to show up.

284. That's a joke.

285. Well, if it is a joke,

286. I guess that makes us the punch line.

287. I'm not laughing.

288. Baby Billy is no longer head of this church.

289. Todrick, John 3:16.

290. "For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son..."

291. Beautiful. You got the job.

292. Praise Him.

293. Artax, you're sinking! Come on!

294. Turn around!

295. - You have to, now! - That's crazy.

296. Artax!

297. Fight against the sadness, Artax!

298. - Are you crying? - I'm sorry.

299. I... my, just, emotions are all over the place.

300. I feel like I'm coming unhinged.

301. Yeah, well, join the club.

302. We all got our emotional issues right now.

303. Damn Amber's trying to get me to go to Haiti

304. to bring Gideon home.

305. Then go to Haiti, Linda!

306. Uh, Haiti has a lot of tough characters,

307. - for your information. - Who?

308. Wyclef Von Jean is from there.

309. Fucking "Gone till November."

310. Besides, she ain't even apologized for shooting me

311. in the asshole yet. Just messed up.

312. Oh, poor you.

313. You got no future in the church

314. and nobody cares what you think.

315. Welcome to my world, you fucking baby.

316. I'm in emotional turmoil dealing with

317. some very painful questions about myself.

318. Oh, for real?

319. I know that it sounds crazy, but I always felt like...

320. maybe, who knows?

321. Maybe I am Him.

322. Who?

323. Jesus.

324. Jesus?

325. I mean...

326. we both care about people the same way.

327. People like us. They want to follow us.

328. He didn't date much.

329. Didn't have the urge or the need to.

330. I mean, that's me for days, Jesse.

331. I mean, you might not be Je...

332. Well, I know that you are not Jesus Christ,

333. but that don't mean you're still not a decent man.

334. I don't wanna be a decent man, Jesse!

335. - I wanna be Jesus! - Ooh.

336. I'm also hearing another voice,

337. and he whispers to me,

338. and he says things like...

339. "If you can't be him,

340. then maybe you can be me."

341. Wait, what? Who's that one?

342. Satan, I think.

343. I'm just one of many righteous men in this family.

344. Perhaps I would be more special

345. if I were the Dark Lord of the group.

346. Kelvin, you sound thirsty as fuck.

347. You need to go lie down, boy. Get some night-nights.

348. I do. I'm so tired.

349. I'm sorry. I feel like such an idiot.

350. I just... I miss Mama so much.

351. She always knew how to make me feel special

352. and told me everything was gonna be okay.

353. Yeah, we all could use that now, Kelvin.

354. - I miss Mama too. - Me too.

355. But we don't got Mama no more,

356. so it needs to be enough when we just tell you

357. that it's gonna be okay and things are cool.

358. You're cool, Kelvin. Everything's gonna be okay.

359. You'll get everything figured out.

360. You're not Jesus.

361. You don't have to be a devil person, either.

362. I did you, now y'all do me.

363. - You're cool, Jesse. - You're cool.

364. Maybe your family will come back.

365. You will be... you will learn to be a good dad.

366. Might take a few years.

367. Thank you. That made me feel better.

368. Y'all do me.

369. You're gonna meet other... Other guys,

370. other... have other boyfriends.

371. How many will I get, Jesse? Boyfriends?

372. Well, now, I don't... Like, 10, 15 dudes.

373. Will they also go down on my butthole?

374. Even on your butthole, sis.

375. That's nice.

376. Uh, uh, um, I was trying to...

377. - Sneak away? - Yeah.

378. - I mean no, no! - I like children.

379. I love this movie.

380. For breakfast?

381. All right, let's make this quick.

382. Are we supposed to just do it here?

383. Yeah, Doc. I don't have a lot of time.

384. I want you to hit me up

385. with all the vaccinations needed for Haiti.

386. I want the full cocktail. I'm not trying to catch AIDS.

387. Oh, none of these will protect you from that.

388. God damn it.

389. Sit. Get down there.

390. Gather around, everyone. I said gather around.

391. Sit down. Quit playing with the blocks.

392. Thank you.

393. I have a revelation to announce.

394. I have transformed myself into something...

395. Dark.

396. Starting immediately,

397. I will no longer be your youth pastor.

398. I'll admit it.

399. I'm not Jesus, and if you thought I was,

400. well, you are sadly mistaken.

401. 'Cause I'm not.

402. My replacement is pure

403. and fit to lead you,

404. much better than I.

405. Meet your new leader, Ronald Meyers.

406. You may recognize him as a camp counselor

407. from one of our Christian summer jams,

408. or you may also recognize him if you're a gamer.

409. He's the assistant manager at the GameStop

410. at the Citadel Mall.

411. He shall lead you into salvation.

412. Not me.

413. Good-bye... forever.

414. So, uh,

415. who wants to play some foosball?

416. Yeah?

417. Hey! Kelvin!

418. Kelvin, what the hell is all that?

419. What? I told you.

420. I'm not who you think I am.

421. Okay, I'm not sure what you think I think of you,

422. but you're just like a teacher

423. that doesn't really teach us anything.

424. Okay, well, now Ronald can go ahead and teach you nothing.

425. Oh, is this about your boyfriend?

426. - What boyfriend? - Queef?

427. - Keefe? - Yeah, yeah, him.

428. Okay, mm-mmm. No, he's not my boyfriend.

429. We're just a couple dudes who like to hang out... why?

430. - What's up with Keefe? - You didn't see his Insta?

431. No, I didn't see his Insta.

432. It's Instagram too. You don't need to shorten it.

433. It's not that long of a word.

434. Oh, my God.

435. No.

436. Yeah.

437. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

438. no, no, no, no!

439. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - What...

440. - No! - Okay.

441. Get out of the way! Get out of the way!

442. Together, let's lift. Here we go!

443. Pull!

444. Pull!

445. Pull!

446. Right side up! Come on!

447. Come on! That's good!

448. Hold it! Get a bolt in there!

449. Steady, steady!

450. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

451. Hey, I think I know what you guys want.

452. Yeah? Oh, there comes everybody else.

453. - You guys want candy? - Yeah.

454. - Gideon! - Okay, hold on. Wait.

455. Gideon!

456. I found you!

457. It's me. It's your dad.

458. I'm not a local.

459. Yeah, you guys take everything.

460. Take all the candy.

461. Oh, yeah, they found that son of a bitch dead in his van.

462. - Dead? - Dead.

463. Holy shit.

464. The running theory is whoever popped him

465. must have split with our money.

466. Come home. Let us join forces and find it.

467. We can redeem ourselves in the eyes of my daddy.

468. - Nobody wants to see me there. - That's not true.

469. Your mama's the one who sent me here. Oh, yeah.

470. Everybody's way more pissed off at me now.

471. I came clean.

472. I was looking for that freedom that comes

473. when you're telling the truth,

474. although it's not really feeling quite as free

475. as I thought it was.

476. Kinda feel more like I fucked up my entire life.

477. - Mom must be devastated. - Yeah, she's furious.

478. She shot me in my asshole.

479. If you don't come back with me, Gideon,

480. I don't think she's gonna give me a second chance.

481. Please, son.

482. Let these Catholics and liberals

483. help these folks get their clean water.

484. Dad, no.

485. I caused that whole mess back home.

486. Now I need to pay the price.

487. Dedicating myself to the needs of others

488. is gonna help me find peace.

489. Lord, now you're saying platitudes.

490. - They got you brainwashed. - I'll come home.

491. I will, but not till I'm done here.

492. - And how long's that gonna be? - I don't know.

493. Kyle, our mission leader, said a few months.

494. A few months?

495. Gideon, your mama's gonna leave me.

496. I need you to come home now.

497. I'm trying to become a better man here.

498. And, what, you think getting these motherfuckers

499. clean water's gonna do that? You're kidding yourself.

500. You just came here to fix your own life.

501. That's not something I can help you with.

502. You're gonna have to figure that out for yourself.

503. Hey, Gideon, the bus is leaving back for the church.

504. Okay, thank you. I'll be right there.

505. Favorite son of mine that I love so very much,

506. please come home with me.

507. Do you really wanna make things better?

508. Or do you just wanna make all the bad stuff go away?

509. What the fuck does that even mean?

510. I'm sorry for everything I've caused.

511. Good luck with Mom.

512. Wait, hold on, hold on. Can I get a hug?

513. I love you.

514. You're not fucking staying here.

515. You're coming with me to the pulpit.

516. No, you're coming to the... God damn it.

517. - Damn it, come on, man. - Fuck!

518. Fine, whatever. Shut up.

519. - Good-bye, Dad. - Yeah, later.

520. Have fun here in Haiti. You're being so stupid.

521. - You're stupid. - No, you're stupid.

522. You're stupid.

523. It's like the dumbest thing you could do in religion

524. - is be a fucking missionary. - You're stupider.

525. Gideon.

526. - Hey, hi. - Yeah.

527. Uh, I'm here to see Judy Gemstone.

528. BJ Barnes. I'm known.

529. Yeah, no visitors, all right?

530. The whole compound is on lockdown,

531. and that's from the very top, so good night, PJ.

532. It's BJ, not PJ.

533. That's even worse, BJ.

534. I wouldn't own up to that shit.

535. - What? - Bye.

536. Disrespecting me like that.

537. It's time to be a man.

538. I need to get on this property tonight.

539. Hey, buddy.

540. I don't know how many brain cells you got bouncing around

541. in that thick skull of yours,

542. but you better open up this gate right now

543. before I kick your fucking ass tonight.

544. What in the fuck did you just say to me?

545. I'm sorry. I was talking to myself.

546. Step away from the plastic circus lady!

547. Get down on the ground now!

548. - Stop right there! - Don't move!

549. - Don't move. - I'm just here to see Judy!

550. Honestly, there's nothing to worry about at all.

551. I... I'm not looking to cause any trouble.

552. - He's going for a gun! - Huh?

553. Hey! Hey, you!

554. Hey!

555. Hey! Y...

556. You, hey! Hey!

557. - Hey! - I'm looking for Keefe.

558. - Oh, the baby. - Keefe.

559. - The baby. - I don't know.

560. Yeah, he's currently discovering

561. some things about himself.

562. Yeah, I transformed him back

563. into his earliest state of being.

564. Yeah, no, he's not doing that, okay?

565. - Take me to him right now. - You're too late, bro.

566. He's already strapped in, zoned out.

567. He's sinking below his reality as we speak.

568. Baby, baby, baby, baby!

569. Take me to him right now!

570. I will beat your fucking ass!

571. I took Tae Kwon Do for seven years, motherfucker!

572. I'm sorry, man. I didn't mean nothing by that.

573. I... I... he's right over here.

574. Shh!

575. Baby is sleeping.

576. Keefe.

577. - No! - Are you crazy?

578. He's in his transitive state.

579. - He's Christian, Doc. - Get off me!

580. - Get off! - Keefe!

581. Keefe! Keefe, no!

582. Keefe, wake up! No, no!

583. Stop it! Stop it!

584. Wake up! Wake up, Keefe!

585. Get... get him out!

586. Get him out!

587. Keefe! Fuck the sadness.

588. Fuck the sadness!

589. - Why? - I was so lost without you.

590. And then the beats came,

591. and I let him take me.

592. It's my fault. You needed me,

593. and I failed you.

594. You fell prey to these demons!

595. - Hold me. - Shh.

596. I'm here now.

597. - I'm here now. - I'm still really high.

598. BJ.

599. Hi.

600. Why are you dressed like a school shooter?

601. What? I'm not.

602. I'm "Say Anything..."

603. I was gonna throw rocks at your window

604. and play "In Your Eyes" real loud until you woke up,

605. but security guards shot my speaker.

606. BJ, why would you come around here trying to make me

607. still be in love with you? That is not nice.

608. Judy...

609. I have new developments in my personality.

610. Know this. I'm a full grown adult man now.

611. I don't play games, I don't deal with bullshit,

612. and I do not beat around the bush.

613. Okay, well, how about beating around this bush

614. - with that uncircumcised dick? - No, I gotta cut you off.

615. This is serious.

616. I thought a lot about those things that you said to me.

617. Well, for the record, I wish I hadn't said them,

618. 'cause I feel like a fucking fool.

619. Well, you shouldn't.

620. Through journaling and candles, I realized I'm nothing

621. like Dr. Warren Carmichael.

622. Every single thing that he did, I would have done differently.

623. If you gave me a Jeep Grand Cherokee,

624. I'd never let my wife drive it.

625. If you J.O.'ed me in my office,

626. I wouldn't ruin the vibe by talking about my son

627. or his birthday,

628. and I would not cry when I shot.

629. - Really, BJ? - Yeah.

630. You say you don't know anything about relationships?

631. Let me teach you.

632. BJ, I need to tell you,

633. part of my pajama pants are drenched right now,

634. and they're not drenched with pee.

635. It better not be, Judy Gemstone.

636. You save that piss for my chest.

637. He wouldn't come back home with me.

638. I asked, but he refused.

639. Tell me Gideon is on that plane

640. and that this is just your idea of a joke.

641. I wish this was one of my classic pranks,

642. but it's not.

643. He's not coming back.

644. My son is in Haiti?

645. In fucking Haiti?

646. Amber, when I was being blackmailed,

647. it wasn't the public finding out

648. or Daddy finding out that scared me.

649. It was you.

650. I didn't wanna disappoint you.

651. That's why I lied.

652. I didn't wanna ruin the image you had of me

653. of a picture-perfect husband.

654. I'm so sorry, Amber.

655. I love you.

656. I want you out of the house.

657. This is over.

658. She's telling me to leave without you, Mr. Gemstone.

659. Do what she says, Carlos.

660. Leave me.

661. Let her have the storm off moment.

662. How'd it go with Gideon?

663. I couldn't convince him to come home,

664. so I've lost my son,

665. I've lost my family.

666. I have nothing now.

667. What are you doing out here?

668. Why don't you come back home with me?

669. No can do.

670. I'm denying myself simple pleasures

671. such as family connections and good times.

672. I'm gonna become a hardened detective.

673. Dedicate myself to solving the case of the missing money.

674. Jesse, just let it go.

675. I can't.

676. Whoever ran into that van stole that money.

677. I just gotta figure out who the fuck was out here.

678. Look at this.

679. Weird.

680. Baby Billy has one of those in his car.

681. Baby Billy?

682. Where the fuck has Baby Billy been?

683. Hmm?

684. You thinking what I'm thinking?

685. - Duh, Kelvin. - Okay.

686. I didn't know.

687. I should have known that old fool

688. had one more trick up his sleeve.

689. Y'all done good here.

690. My inclination was to cut you all off,

691. turn my back on you. I was this close to doing it.

692. Y'all pushed me that much.

693. Well, that is all behind us now, Daddy.

694. Because of my diligence and because I cracked the case,

695. I'm now redeemed and we can move forward.

696. Yeah, but we were all there, Daddy,

697. so we are all redeemed.

698. Okay, but I was there first, so...

699. I don't think you can get redeemed more than another person.

700. - I'm redeemed more than Kelvin. - That's what you say but it's not...

701. - I done get redeemed the most. - Yeah, but who found...

702. - Who found it? So... - Well...

703. You didn't know what the hell it was.

704. First place redeemed, second place redeemed,

705. - third place redeemed. - We're not fighting, Daddy.

706. We love each other and we're not fighting.

707. I'm the main person that gets redeemed.

708. I forgive you, kids.

709. But I won't forget.

710. Let's go get our money.

711. What?

712. That was Jesus, Daddy.

713. No.

714. That was a karate person.

715. No, that wasn't a karate person.

716. That was Jesus.

717. Uh-oh! Oh, oh!

718. Sorry, big guy.

719. Is he hurt?

720. Ooh!

721. Cut it out!

722. - That fountain's new. - So is that boat.

723. Just in time for summer.

724. Fully restored antique car.

725. Cherry condition.

726. Baby Billy, you are one brazen son of a bitch.

727. I say when we go in here, we can show no hesitation.

728. As soon as we get in that door,

729. Kelvin needs to take Baby Billy down.

730. - Mm-hmm. - What?

731. I'd do it but obviously I'm injured.

732. I can't take down Baby Billy.

733. Well, you're gonna have to. Judy?

734. - Sup? - You need to take out Tiffany.

735. She grew up poor so she's gonna know how to fight,

736. - but I think you can handle her. - I'll fucking wreck a bitch.

737. We're not here to fight.

738. We're here to get that money back.

739. - We might have to fight. - We might have to.

740. Baby Billy, I just want to talk.

741. Daddy, I don't like this.

742. I've seen this dude's dark side.

743. He told me I was talentless.

744. He's capable of anything.

745. Baby Billy, open the door.

746. Hey, y'all.

747. Where is he, Tiffany?

748. Baby Billy done passed on.

749. He's dead?

750. He's in Heaven now with Aimee-Leigh,

751. his mama, his daddy.

752. - Daddy, he's running away! - Go get him.

753. Go! Kelvin, get his ass!

754. - Get him! - Ah!

755. Get back here!

756. Shit!

757. Go, Kelvin!

758. Don't tackle me! I'm a old man, now!

759. DDT his ass, Kelvin!

760. Get him!

761. - See that? - Oh, yeah, honey!

762. Damn, Kelvin!

763. Hey! Y'all didn't have to hurt him!

764. - Oh, fuck, Judy! - Oh, my teeth! Oh!

765. Why you trying to knock your aunt's new teeth out, Judy?

766. I was assigned to fight Tiffany!

767. Maybe I went too far. Sorry.

768. We know you stole that money and killed that boy.

769. Baby Billy! Whoo!

770. You better start talking!

771. I didn't kill that boy.

772. It was Tiff.

773. And it was a accident.

774. I admit it was a accident!

775. You stole from family!

776. That money don't belong to you!

777. It don't belong to you, neither!

778. Now that's my money! My money!

779. That you made off my sister's name!

780. Now, when do I get what's mine, huh?

781. What's owed me?

782. Now, God put that money in my path, Eli.

783. That was Him saying that I ain't got to accept

784. your charity no more!

785. You've always hated me!

786. You never wanted to... To help me!

787. You always had to control everything, Eli!

788. You know what that feels like?

789. To have to ask the man that ruined your life

790. for some table scraps?

791. Just begging like a dog on the side of the street.

792. Do you know how that feels?

793. You're a jealous old fool, Baby Billy,

794. and it's turned you into a villain!

795. I ain't no villain! You a villain!

796. - Get back! - Oh, get...

797. Get back! Get... get back! Get!

798. Now, here we are, Eli.

799. Endgame!

800. What you gonna do, huh?

801. You gonna kill me?

802. Well, make your move, motherfucker,

803. 'cause I ain't ever giving that money up.

804. - Stop it, Baby Billy! - You stop it!

805. I will take this pitchfork

806. and I will stick you in the God...

807. He got struck!

808. - Holy shit! - Oh, God.

809. Go. Go, go, go.

810. Get him. Get him.

811. Right here.

812. Okay.

813. Oh, God! Is he dead?

814. I think he's dead.

815. Dear Heavenly Father,

816. please help us keep this man alive.

817. Everybody help me. Join hands.

818. Lord, we are undeserving of your mercy,

819. but we ask for it anyway.

820. We're joined as a family,

821. a family that has lost a lot,

822. and we'd appreciate to not lose another.

823. But dear Lord,

824. we trust in Your eternal wisdom.

825. No, no.

826. Leave it be.

827. God of compassion and love,

828. please help us.

829. Save this man.

830. Baby!

831. I saw her, Eli.

832. I saw Aimee-Leigh.

833. Take it easy, Billy. You rest.

834. I saw her, Eli.

835. She told me...

836. That I should forgive you.

837. She told me that... that Eli, you don't mean to be

838. the way that you are.

839. - That's what she told me. - Well, that's good to hear.

840. I guess.

841. - I saw her. - I heard you, Billy.

842. - I saw her. - That's awesome.

843. I saw your mama.

844. - I saw her. - He saw her.

845. Okay.

846. - Oh, I saw her. - We heard you.

847. - Yeah, you already covered that. - I saw her!

848. I know, but I just told you we heard you

849. - and you're saying it a bunch. - That's very cool.

850. Yeah, nobody's really saying that you didn't, Baby Billy.

851. She told me to tell you that she loves you.

852. All right. All right.

853. As I looked around that small house my wife grew up in,

854. I could tell she was there with us.

855. All that transpires every single day

856. to bring us in and out of each other's lives...

857. We move through this world crossing paths

858. with friends, family,

859. and enemies.

860. And I believe the goal of all that colliding...

861. Is to make us appreciate one another.

862. To find empathy.

863. I got no interest working for the Gemstones.

864. You wouldn't be working for us.

865. You'd be working with us.

866. If you are not rooting for your enemy's salvation,

867. you are not in line with what the Spirit wants.

868. Amen.

869. Aimee-Leigh knew this.

870. That's why she always wanted to help,

871. no matter what.

872. For when you forgive other people

873. when they sin against you...

874. It's called God...

875. Your Heavenly Father will forgive you.

876. And as I looked into the pearly gates,

877. God said, "It ain't your time, Baby Billy.

878. It ain't your time."

879. And as He lowered me on this earth

880. like a little old baby bird, He whispered in my ear,

881. he said, "Billy, spread my word.

882. Teach them what I have shown you."

883. And in that moment, in that moment,

884. my wife and I, we knew what our mission...

885. - Our purpose in this world was. - Amen!

886. Baby Billy, the Electric Preacher!

887. Now, if y'all want a hand-drawn copy

888. of what Baby Billy saw in Heaven,

889. it's $39.99, and if you want one in crayon,

890. it's $59.99.

891. $59.99.

892. Now, who wants to see what I've seen?

893. How we navigate this life and each other,

894. is what defines us,

895. and what leads us onto the path to healing.

896. By accepting one another for our shortcomings,

897. our sins, our selfish behavior...

898. We are granted the ability to make mistakes as well.

899. That's what He gives us.

900. The ability to begin again.

901. To be forgiven.