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He's dead as a doornail.
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slither inside our walls
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I can figure out a way
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You ain't no Aimee-Leigh!
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illicit activities.
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- Leave!
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- No, no.
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her here with us.
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- Stupid bee!
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- Why are you limping?
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- Cops?
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- Busy, I suppose.
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van out on this road.
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involved in an accident
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in here on Easter Sunday
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either, you fucker.
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are you gonna pay for it?
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get us all in trouble.
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- Here he comes. He's gonna run us over.
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He's gonna go that way.
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They did worse than me, Daddy.
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- Well, I told him straight up.
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on the child support."
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broke at the end of the day.
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- What?
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for a moment, Amber,
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if I could do that to... with you?
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All of you women here today.
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different with your hair?
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the mistakes I've made.
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ultimate punishment.
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- Gettin' fired?
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family or losing your son?
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who kicked him out, not me.
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- Did you not hear what I just told you?
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family being torn apart.
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Gideon is right now?
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- Ooh.
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What the hell's he doing there?
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work to pay off his debt.
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he thought he was doing good
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- I do.
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- Thank you.
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- Thank you.
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- Judy, that's not true.
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- What?
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and he was very smart,
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flip-flops and everything
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Laird, out of school
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girlfriends after that.
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stick my neck out for him,
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bothered to show up.
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head of this church.
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- That's crazy.
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- I'm sorry.
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issues right now.
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get me to go to Haiti
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- Who?
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are not Jesus Christ,
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still not a decent man.
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- Ooh.
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righteous men in this family.
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Get some night-nights.
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make me feel special
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was gonna be okay.
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- Me too.
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and things are cool.
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Everything's gonna be okay.
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a devil person, either.
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- You're cool.
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you will learn to be a good dad.
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- Yeah.
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- I like children.
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needed for Haiti.
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I'm not trying to catch AIDS.
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protect you from that.
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I said gather around.
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as a camp counselor
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him if you're a gamer.
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manager at the GameStop
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you think I think of you,
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ahead and teach you nothing.
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- Queef?
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- Yeah, yeah, him.
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who like to hang out... why?
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- You didn't see his Insta?
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You don't need to shorten it.
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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- What...
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447. Come on! That's good!
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448. Hold it! Get a bolt in there!
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449. Steady, steady!
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450. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
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451. Hey, I think I know what you guys want.
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452. Yeah? Oh, there comes everybody else.
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453. - You guys want candy?
- Yeah.
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454. - Gideon!
- Okay, hold on. Wait.
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455. Gideon!
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456. I found you!
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457. It's me. It's your dad.
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458. I'm not a local.
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459. Yeah, you guys take everything.
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460. Take all the candy.
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461. Oh, yeah, they found that son
of a bitch dead in his van.
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462. - Dead?
- Dead.
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463. Holy shit.
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464. The running theory is whoever popped him
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465. must have split with our money.
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466. Come home.
Let us join forces and find it.
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467. We can redeem ourselves
in the eyes of my daddy.
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468. - Nobody wants to see me there.
- That's not true.
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469. Your mama's the one who
sent me here. Oh, yeah.
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470. Everybody's way more
pissed off at me now.
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471. I came clean.
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472. I was looking for that
freedom that comes
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473. when you're telling the truth,
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474. although it's not really
feeling quite as free
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475. as I thought it was.
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476. Kinda feel more like I
fucked up my entire life.
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477. - Mom must be devastated.
- Yeah, she's furious.
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478. She shot me in my asshole.
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479. If you don't come back with me, Gideon,
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480. I don't think she's gonna
give me a second chance.
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481. Please, son.
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482. Let these Catholics and liberals
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483. help these folks get their clean water.
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484. Dad, no.
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485. I caused that whole mess back home.
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486. Now I need to pay the price.
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487. Dedicating myself to the needs of others
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488. is gonna help me find peace.
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489. Lord, now you're saying platitudes.
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490. - They got you brainwashed.
- I'll come home.
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491. I will, but not till I'm done here.
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492. - And how long's that gonna be?
- I don't know.
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493. Kyle, our mission leader,
said a few months.
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494. A few months?
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495. Gideon, your mama's gonna leave me.
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496. I need you to come home now.
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497. I'm trying to become a better man here.
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498. And, what, you think
getting these motherfuckers
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499. clean water's gonna do that?
You're kidding yourself.
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500. You just came here to fix your own life.
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501. That's not something
I can help you with.
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502. You're gonna have to figure
that out for yourself.
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503. Hey, Gideon,
the bus is leaving back for the church.
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504. Okay, thank you. I'll be right there.
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505. Favorite son of mine
that I love so very much,
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506. please come home with me.
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507. Do you really wanna make things better?
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508. Or do you just wanna make
all the bad stuff go away?
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509. What the fuck does that even mean?
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510. I'm sorry for everything I've caused.
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511. Good luck with Mom.
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512. Wait, hold on, hold on. Can I get a hug?
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513. I love you.
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514. You're not fucking staying here.
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515. You're coming with me to the pulpit.
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516. No, you're coming to the... God damn it.
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517. - Damn it, come on, man.
- Fuck!
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518. Fine, whatever. Shut up.
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519. - Good-bye, Dad.
- Yeah, later.
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520. Have fun here in Haiti.
You're being so stupid.
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521. - You're stupid.
- No, you're stupid.
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522. You're stupid.
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523. It's like the dumbest thing
you could do in religion
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524. - is be a fucking missionary.
- You're stupider.
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525. Gideon.
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526. - Hey, hi.
- Yeah.
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527. Uh, I'm here to see Judy Gemstone.
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528. BJ Barnes. I'm known.
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529. Yeah, no visitors, all right?
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530. The whole compound is on lockdown,
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531. and that's from the very top,
so good night, PJ.
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532. It's BJ, not PJ.
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533. That's even worse, BJ.
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534. I wouldn't own up to that shit.
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535. - What?
- Bye.
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536. Disrespecting me like that.
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537. It's time to be a man.
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538. I need to get on this property tonight.
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539. Hey, buddy.
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540. I don't know how many brain
cells you got bouncing around
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541. in that thick skull of yours,
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542. but you better open
up this gate right now
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543. before I kick your fucking ass tonight.
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544. What in the fuck did you just say to me?
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545. I'm sorry. I was talking to myself.
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546. Step away from the plastic circus lady!
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547. Get down on the ground now!
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548. - Stop right there!
- Don't move!
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549. - Don't move.
- I'm just here to see Judy!
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550. Honestly, there's nothing
to worry about at all.
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551. I... I'm not looking
to cause any trouble.
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552. - He's going for a gun!
- Huh?
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553. Hey! Hey, you!
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554. Hey!
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555. Hey! Y...
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556. You, hey! Hey!
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557. - Hey!
- I'm looking for Keefe.
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558. - Oh, the baby.
- Keefe.
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559. - The baby.
- I don't know.
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560. Yeah, he's currently discovering
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561. some things about himself.
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562. Yeah, I transformed him back
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563. into his earliest state of being.
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564. Yeah, no, he's not doing that, okay?
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565. - Take me to him right now.
- You're too late, bro.
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566. He's already strapped in, zoned out.
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567. He's sinking below his
reality as we speak.
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568. Baby, baby, baby, baby!
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569. Take me to him right now!
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570. I will beat your fucking ass!
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571. I took Tae Kwon Do
for seven years, motherfucker!
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572. I'm sorry, man.
I didn't mean nothing by that.
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573. I... I... he's right over here.
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574. Shh!
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575. Baby is sleeping.
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576. Keefe.
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577. - No!
- Are you crazy?
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578. He's in his transitive state.
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579. - He's Christian, Doc.
- Get off me!
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580. - Get off!
- Keefe!
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581. Keefe! Keefe, no!
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582. Keefe, wake up! No, no!
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583. Stop it! Stop it!
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584. Wake up! Wake up, Keefe!
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585. Get... get him out!
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586. Get him out!
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587. Keefe! Fuck the sadness.
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588. Fuck the sadness!
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589. - Why?
- I was so lost without you.
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590. And then the beats came,
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591. and I let him take me.
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592. It's my fault. You needed me,
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593. and I failed you.
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594. You fell prey to these demons!
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595. - Hold me.
- Shh.
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596. I'm here now.
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597. - I'm here now.
- I'm still really high.
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598. BJ.
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599. Hi.
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600. Why are you dressed
like a school shooter?
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601. What? I'm not.
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602. I'm "Say Anything..."
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603. I was gonna throw rocks at your window
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604. and play "In Your Eyes"
real loud until you woke up,
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605. but security guards shot my speaker.
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606. BJ, why would you come
around here trying to make me
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607. still be in love with you?
That is not nice.
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608. Judy...
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609. I have new developments
in my personality.
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610. Know this.
I'm a full grown adult man now.
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611. I don't play games,
I don't deal with bullshit,
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612. and I do not beat around the bush.
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613. Okay, well, how about
beating around this bush
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614. - with that uncircumcised dick?
- No, I gotta cut you off.
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615. This is serious.
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616. I thought a lot about those
things that you said to me.
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617. Well, for the record,
I wish I hadn't said them,
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618. 'cause I feel like a fucking fool.
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619. Well, you shouldn't.
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620. Through journaling and candles,
I realized I'm nothing
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621. like Dr. Warren Carmichael.
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622. Every single thing that he did,
I would have done differently.
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623. If you gave me a Jeep Grand Cherokee,
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624. I'd never let my wife drive it.
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625. If you J.O.'ed me in my office,
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626. I wouldn't ruin the vibe
by talking about my son
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627. or his birthday,
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628. and I would not cry when I shot.
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629. - Really, BJ?
- Yeah.
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630. You say you don't know
anything about relationships?
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631. Let me teach you.
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632. BJ, I need to tell you,
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633. part of my pajama pants
are drenched right now,
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634. and they're not drenched with pee.
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635. It better not be, Judy Gemstone.
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636. You save that piss for my chest.
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637. He wouldn't come back home with me.
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638. I asked, but he refused.
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639. Tell me Gideon is on that plane
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640. and that this is just
your idea of a joke.
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641. I wish this was one
of my classic pranks,
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642. but it's not.
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643. He's not coming back.
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644. My son is in Haiti?
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645. In fucking Haiti?
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646. Amber, when I was being blackmailed,
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647. it wasn't the public finding out
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648. or Daddy finding out that scared me.
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649. It was you.
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650. I didn't wanna disappoint you.
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651. That's why I lied.
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652. I didn't wanna ruin
the image you had of me
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653. of a picture-perfect husband.
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654. I'm so sorry, Amber.
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655. I love you.
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656. I want you out of the house.
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657. This is over.
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658. She's telling me to leave without you,
Mr. Gemstone.
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659. Do what she says, Carlos.
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660. Leave me.
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661. Let her have the storm off moment.
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662. How'd it go with Gideon?
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663. I couldn't convince him to come home,
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664. so I've lost my son,
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665. I've lost my family.
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666. I have nothing now.
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667. What are you doing out here?
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668. Why don't you come back home with me?
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669. No can do.
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670. I'm denying myself simple pleasures
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671. such as family connections
and good times.
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672. I'm gonna become a hardened detective.
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673. Dedicate myself to solving
the case of the missing money.
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674. Jesse, just let it go.
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675. I can't.
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676. Whoever ran into that
van stole that money.
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677. I just gotta figure out
who the fuck was out here.
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678. Look at this.
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679. Weird.
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680. Baby Billy has one of those in his car.
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681. Baby Billy?
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682. Where the fuck has Baby Billy been?
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683. Hmm?
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684. You thinking what I'm thinking?
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685. - Duh, Kelvin.
- Okay.
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686. I didn't know.
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687. I should have known that old fool
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688. had one more trick up his sleeve.
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689. Y'all done good here.
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690. My inclination was to cut you all off,
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691. turn my back on you.
I was this close to doing it.
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692. Y'all pushed me that much.
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693. Well, that is all behind us now, Daddy.
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694. Because of my diligence and
because I cracked the case,
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695. I'm now redeemed and
we can move forward.
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696. Yeah, but we were all there, Daddy,
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697. so we are all redeemed.
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698. Okay, but I was there first, so...
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699. I don't think you can get
redeemed more than another person.
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700. - I'm redeemed more than Kelvin.
- That's what you say but it's not...
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701. - I done get redeemed the most.
- Yeah, but who found...
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702. - Who found it? So...
- Well...
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703. You didn't know what the hell it was.
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704. First place redeemed,
second place redeemed,
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705. - third place redeemed.
- We're not fighting, Daddy.
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706. We love each other and
we're not fighting.
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707. I'm the main person that gets redeemed.
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708. I forgive you, kids.
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709. But I won't forget.
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710. Let's go get our money.
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711. What?
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712. That was Jesus, Daddy.
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713. No.
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714. That was a karate person.
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715. No, that wasn't a karate person.
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716. That was Jesus.
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717. Uh-oh! Oh, oh!
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718. Sorry, big guy.
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719. Is he hurt?
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720. Ooh!
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721. Cut it out!
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722. - That fountain's new.
- So is that boat.
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723. Just in time for summer.
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724. Fully restored antique car.
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725. Cherry condition.
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726. Baby Billy, you are
one brazen son of a bitch.
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727. I say when we go in here,
we can show no hesitation.
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728. As soon as we get in that door,
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729. Kelvin needs to take Baby Billy down.
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730. - Mm-hmm.
- What?
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731. I'd do it but obviously I'm injured.
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732. I can't take down Baby Billy.
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733. Well, you're gonna have to. Judy?
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734. - Sup?
- You need to take out Tiffany.
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735. She grew up poor so she's
gonna know how to fight,
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736. - but I think you can handle her.
- I'll fucking wreck a bitch.
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737. We're not here to fight.
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738. We're here to get that money back.
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739. - We might have to fight.
- We might have to.
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740. Baby Billy, I just want to talk.
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741. Daddy, I don't like this.
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742. I've seen this dude's dark side.
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743. He told me I was talentless.
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744. He's capable of anything.
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745. Baby Billy, open the door.
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746. Hey, y'all.
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747. Where is he, Tiffany?
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748. Baby Billy done passed on.
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749. He's dead?
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750. He's in Heaven now with Aimee-Leigh,
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751. his mama, his daddy.
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752. - Daddy, he's running away!
- Go get him.
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753. Go! Kelvin, get his ass!
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754. - Get him!
- Ah!
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755. Get back here!
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756. Shit!
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757. Go, Kelvin!
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758. Don't tackle me! I'm a old man, now!
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759. DDT his ass, Kelvin!
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760. Get him!
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761. - See that?
- Oh, yeah, honey!
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762. Damn, Kelvin!
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763. Hey! Y'all didn't have to hurt him!
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764. - Oh, fuck, Judy!
- Oh, my teeth! Oh!
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765. Why you trying to knock your
aunt's new teeth out, Judy?
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766. I was assigned to fight Tiffany!
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767. Maybe I went too far. Sorry.
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768. We know you stole that
money and killed that boy.
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769. Baby Billy! Whoo!
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770. You better start talking!
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771. I didn't kill that boy.
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772. It was Tiff.
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773. And it was a accident.
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774. I admit it was a accident!
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775. You stole from family!
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776. That money don't belong to you!
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777. It don't belong to you, neither!
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778. Now that's my money! My money!
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779. That you made off my sister's name!
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780. Now, when do I get what's mine, huh?
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781. What's owed me?
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782. Now, God put that money in my path, Eli.
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783. That was Him saying that
I ain't got to accept
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784. your charity no more!
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785. You've always hated me!
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786. You never wanted to... To help me!
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787. You always had to
control everything, Eli!
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788. You know what that feels like?
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789. To have to ask the man
that ruined your life
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790. for some table scraps?
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791. Just begging like a dog
on the side of the street.
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792. Do you know how that feels?
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793. You're a jealous old fool, Baby Billy,
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794. and it's turned you into a villain!
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795. I ain't no villain! You a villain!
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796. - Get back!
- Oh, get...
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797. Get back! Get... get back! Get!
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798. Now, here we are, Eli.
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799. Endgame!
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800. What you gonna do, huh?
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801. You gonna kill me?
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802. Well, make your move, motherfucker,
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803. 'cause I ain't ever
giving that money up.
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804. - Stop it, Baby Billy!
- You stop it!
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805. I will take this pitchfork
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806. and I will stick you in the God...
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807. He got struck!
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808. - Holy shit!
- Oh, God.
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809. Go. Go, go, go.
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810. Get him. Get him.
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811. Right here.
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812. Okay.
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813. Oh, God! Is he dead?
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814. I think he's dead.
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815. Dear Heavenly Father,
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816. please help us keep this man alive.
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817. Everybody help me. Join hands.
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818. Lord, we are undeserving of your mercy,
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819. but we ask for it anyway.
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820. We're joined as a family,
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821. a family that has lost a lot,
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822. and we'd appreciate to not lose another.
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823. But dear Lord,
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824. we trust in Your eternal wisdom.
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825. No, no.
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826. Leave it be.
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827. God of compassion and love,
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828. please help us.
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829. Save this man.
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830. Baby!
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831. I saw her, Eli.
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832. I saw Aimee-Leigh.
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833. Take it easy, Billy. You rest.
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834. I saw her, Eli.
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835. She told me...
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836. That I should forgive you.
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837. She told me that...
that Eli, you don't mean to be
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838. the way that you are.
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839. - That's what she told me.
- Well, that's good to hear.
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840. I guess.
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841. - I saw her.
- I heard you, Billy.
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842. - I saw her.
- That's awesome.
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843. I saw your mama.
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844. - I saw her.
- He saw her.
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845. Okay.
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846. - Oh, I saw her.
- We heard you.
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847. - Yeah, you already covered that.
- I saw her!
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848. I know, but I just told you we heard you
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849. - and you're saying it a bunch.
- That's very cool.
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850. Yeah, nobody's really saying
that you didn't, Baby Billy.
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851. She told me to tell
you that she loves you.
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852. All right. All right.
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853. As I looked around that small
house my wife grew up in,
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854. I could tell she was there with us.
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855. All that transpires every single day
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856. to bring us in and out
of each other's lives...
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857. We move through this
world crossing paths
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858. with friends, family,
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859. and enemies.
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860. And I believe the goal
of all that colliding...
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861. Is to make us appreciate one another.
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862. To find empathy.
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863. I got no interest working
for the Gemstones.
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864. You wouldn't be working for us.
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865. You'd be working with us.
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866. If you are not rooting for
your enemy's salvation,
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867. you are not in line with
what the Spirit wants.
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868. Amen.
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869. Aimee-Leigh knew this.
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870. That's why she always wanted to help,
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871. no matter what.
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872. For when you forgive other people
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873. when they sin against you...
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874. It's called God...
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875. Your Heavenly Father will forgive you.
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876. And as I looked into the pearly gates,
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877. God said, "It ain't your
time, Baby Billy.
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878. It ain't your time."
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879. And as He lowered me on this earth
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880. like a little old baby bird,
He whispered in my ear,
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881. he said, "Billy, spread my word.
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882. Teach them what I have shown you."
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883. And in that moment, in that moment,
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884. my wife and I,
we knew what our mission...
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885. - Our purpose in this world was.
- Amen!
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886. Baby Billy, the Electric Preacher!
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887. Now, if y'all want a hand-drawn copy
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888. of what Baby Billy saw in Heaven,
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889. it's $39.99, and if
you want one in crayon,
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890. it's $59.99.
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891. $59.99.
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892. Now, who wants to see what I've seen?
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893. How we navigate
this life and each other,
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894. is what defines us,
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895. and what leads us onto
the path to healing.
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896. By accepting one another
for our shortcomings,
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897. our sins, our selfish behavior...
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898. We are granted the ability
to make mistakes as well.
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899. That's what He gives us.
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900. The ability to begin again.
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901. To be forgiven.
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