1. I got big news,
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3. Uh-uh.
He don't get to have you, Judy.
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4. Now you belong
to Uncle Baby Billy now.
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5. We're gonna learn
a new move today,
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6. the shuffle back step.
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7. Singing and dancing at church
has changed you, Judy.
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8. It's over, that's that,
we're done.
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9. It's your dad's sex tape.
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10. First, we get the cash,
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11. Where's the money?
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12. Hey, party boy.
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13. We're gonna take a little ride
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14. And you're gonna open
that fucking vault for me.
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15. We could've been a killer team,
Gideon.
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16. You've made your choice.
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17. Home, sweet home.
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18. Thanks for the ride,
Baby Billy.
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19. And?
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20. And Aunt Tiffany.
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21. Now, don't worry
your head no more
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23. and your career will go
much further
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encumbrance of a lover.
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25. Now, you trust
Uncle Baby Billy, now.
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26. He knows.
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27. Happy Easter.
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28. - Happy Easter, sweet girl.
- Good night.
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29. Night.
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30. Who wants to suck
a old man's dick?
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31. Good God Almighty!
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32. Oh.
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33. Oh...
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34. God gave you a gift, girl.
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35. He gave you a gift!
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36. Ooh-ooh!
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37. This is romance.
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38. Ooh, you got strong hands.
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39. Strong hands.
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40. Don't forget them balls, now.
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41. - Mm, no, wait.
- What, you need a break?
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42. - No—
- You got to get—
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43. Mm.
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44. How about some crazy eight
on the prostate?
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45. I like that other finger.
Big finger.
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46. - Mm-hmm.
- Yeah. Yes.
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47. Urethra!
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48. Oh, this is
my favorite part, now.
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49. Oh!
Oh.
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50. Just like that.
Oh, Tiff.
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51. I'm gon' ejaculate.
Oh, here it come!
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52. Oh, it's comin'!
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53. Oh!
Fuck...
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54. You okay?
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55. Anything broke?
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56. What happened?
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57. That shit-for-brains
ran through the intersection!
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58. That's what happened.
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59. Help me, now.
Hold my hand.
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60. Ah.
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61. Ow, my back!
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62. You okay?
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63. Hoo!
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64. - Is it yucky stuff?
- Ooh.
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65. - Oh, Dear Lord.
- Mm.
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67. He ain't lookin' too good.
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68. I'd check for a pulse,
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69. but I-I don't want to mess
with the scene, now.
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70. Baby Billy,
I think you better
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and take a look at this.
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72. He was clearly
the one at fault.
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73. You saw it, now.
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74. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
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75. What do we have here?
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76. That's gotta be
thousands of dollars.
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77. Try millions.
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78. That's millions of dollars,
is what this is.
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79. Oh, man.
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80. Come on.
Come on in here.
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81. What does this say?
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82. Gemstone Vault?
Gemstone Vault?
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83. Hey.
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84. Look what else he's got.
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85. You got to be careful
with that thing, now.
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86. Don't point that at nobody.
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87. Put that thing away, now.
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88. What do we got here?
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89. I'll bet you
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90. - Nah.
- This is Gemstone money.
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91. Hold on one second.
Look here.
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92. Hey, boy.
Wake up.
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93. Yeah.
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94. Just like I thought.
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95. He's dead as a doornail.
Dead boy, is what he is.
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96. Ew.
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97. What are we gonna do?
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98. Well, it don't matter now,
you already shot the man.
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99. Now, we report this,
you gon' go to jail!
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100. I don't want to go
to the women's
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101. correctional facility.
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102. I don't want you to go
either, Reese's Cup.
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103. Which is why
we got to cover our tracks.
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104. We got to get rid
of all this evidence.
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105. We got to get rid of all of it.
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106. We got to get rid of it.
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107. My ship has come in.
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108. Your ship has sailed.
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109. Ooh-whoo!
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110. All right.
Take that.
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111. Hurt my fuckin' back.
Go on, take it in there.
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112. Put it in there.
Gon' get all of it.
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113. In the car?
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114. Hey, you did this
to yourself.
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115. Well, we got to get it off
to the side, now.
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116. You got to get it off
to the side.
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117. You got to make room.
Here we go.
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118. Yes.
Money, money, money, money.
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119. Good luck.
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120. Put some shoulder in it, now.
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121. Let's go.
Ready?
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122. Oh, no.
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123. Hold on, now.
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124. Hold on.
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125. Get this now.
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126. Come on, get in there.
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127. Get in there.
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128. There it goes.
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129. Sink, truck, now.
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130. It's goin' now.
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131. There it goes.
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132. There it goes.
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133. Yeah.
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134. Shit.
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135. The water ain't deep enough.
You can still see it!
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136. That's all right,
it's still low tide.
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137. By sunrise,
high tide will come in
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138. and have the whole thing
covered up,
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139. sink it down deep
in that pluff mud,
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140. take it totally out of sight.
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141. Three million dollars,
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142. stolen on Easter
goddamn Sunday.
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143. I can't begin to tell you
how disappointed I am,
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144. how hurt I am,
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145. to have been betrayed
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146. by, of all people, you, boy.
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147. You let that snake
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and steal our money.
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149. I swear I thought
I put an end to it,
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150. that Scotty
was headed back to LA.
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151. I had no idea
he was still gonna go through
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153. Your poor father could've
been killed on your account.
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154. I could've been killed!
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155. Eli, I know there has to be
so much more to this story.
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156. I know my son,
and he would never
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158. If he needed money,
he would just
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159. come to me, right?
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160. So is that true, Gideon?
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161. Is there more to this story?
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162. I already told you
everything.
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163. There's nothing more to tell.
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164. So you're saying
you did not come here
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165. to be with your family.
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166. You just came
for your family's money.
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167. That's what I'm saying.
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168. Okay.
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169. Well, then, you can just get up
and you go back to Hollywood
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170. or wherever else
that you want to go,
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171. but you cannot stay here!
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172. I want you as far away
from your brothers as possible,
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173. because I have lost one son,
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174. and I will not risk
losing another.
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175. Mama, I'm sorry.
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176. Oh, you're sorry?
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177. You're sorry?
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178. Baby, I'm sorry.
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179. I thought that I raised
an honest man.
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180. I don't even know who you are.
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181. - How about you?
- You're awful quiet over there.
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182. I must still be
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184. It's all just
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185. Guess everything that needs
to be said has—has been said.
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186. - Gideon?
- It was effin' Gideon?
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187. That was right
in front of you, Jesse.
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188. How could you not notice that?
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189. Well, it was right in front
of y'all too, damn it.
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190. I can't believe this happened.
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191. Right as Daddy's puffin' me off
my fair share too.
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192. Damn it all to hell!
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193. I gotta know I'm not
gonna be wrapped up into this.
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194. I'm having
anxiety flashes and—
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195. and sharp shit pains
in my stomach.
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196. Hey, I sacrificed everything
for my church songs career.
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197. I mean everything.
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198. This cannot ruin that.
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199. Well, look, y'all don't
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200. You're in the clear.
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201. Gideon didn't tell Daddy
nothin' about the blackmail,
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202. so he don't know nothin'
about people getting run over
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203. with cars,
taking money, doing cocaine.
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204. Whoa.
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205. Daddy don't know nothing
about that.
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206. All he knows,
that Gideon, my son,
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207. my first-fuckin'-born,
tried to steal from us.
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208. - Ooh!
- Thank God.
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209. You better make sure
he doesn't turn
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210. damn state witness
all of a sudden.
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211. I was "top five young ministers
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212. I got a reputation.
A following.
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213. My brand is on the rise.
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215. you better keep our names
out of your fuckin' mouth.
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216. - Mm-hmm.
- Stop trying to step up to me.
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217. Man, I wish I wasn't
related to y'all.
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218. You know what?
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219. I wish I wasn't related
to y'all either.
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220. All y'all do is care
about yourselves.
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221. My shit hurts too.
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222. My son hates me.
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223. Go!
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224. Gotta turn it on, dummy.
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225. He's gonna tell.
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226. This family's fucked.
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227. - Come on!
- I got this, I got this.
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228. This blood's freakin' me out.
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229. Boots.
Cosmetics.
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230. Toenail clippers.
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231. Hair dryer.
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232. How many hair dryers you got?
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233. - Shit. It's the cops.
- It's the cops!
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234. Shut your mouth.
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235. Shh, shut your mouth.
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236. Uncle Baby Billy!
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237. It's Judy-Leigh.
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238. I need to sing and dance!
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239. Let's do this, man!
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240. Did you hear what happened?
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241. I know you're in there.
Come on.
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242. What are y'all doing?
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243. Whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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244. Where y'all going?
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245. We're not leaving
for the tour today, are we?
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246. There's been
a change of plans, Judy.
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247. - Wait, what?
- Ain't no rehearsal.
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248. Ain't no show.
It's all off.
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249. Now, I-I'm pulling
the plug now.
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250. Wait a minute,
where the hell y'all going?
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251. - Now, we had a good run, Judy.
- What?
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252. That road has reached
its finish line now,
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253. and your rhythm ain't blue.
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254. Give me that.
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255. - But come on.
- We're just getting started.
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256. I appreciate
your time and effort, I do.
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257. But this whole thing has
turned out to be a big turd.
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258. Now, come on,
get in here, Tiff.
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259. - No, no, no, hang on.
- Hang on, Tiffany.
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260. Get in the car now.
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261. Is this 'cause I said
I'd only pay
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263. I'll pay for her lowers too.
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264. This ain't about
your Aunt Tiffany's teeth.
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265. It's about the goods, now,
and your lack of 'em.
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266. This is show biz, kid.
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267. Now, you got to have the looks,
and you got to have the talent,
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268. and you ain't got either.
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269. You said I did.
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271. You ain't no Aimee-Leigh!
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272. Hell, you ain't even
no Judy-Leigh.
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273. You're just plain ol' Judy.
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274. Move now.
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involved yet?
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278. They have any leads?
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279. We're not going
to the police.
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280. All that'll do
is land my grandson in jail
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281. and bring us press
we don't need,
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to look at our books.
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283. We'll handle it internally.
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284. Yes.
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285. I-I think
that's a great idea, Daddy.
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286. This situation
is what is known as lose-lose.
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287. Maybe my daddy was right.
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288. All you need is four walls,
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the good book.
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290. All the things we have,
all the things we built,
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291. there's more places
for snakes to hide.
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292. I feel like an old fool.
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293. Don't be hard
on yourself, Daddy.
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294. I didn't see it coming either.
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295. It's not your fault, okay?
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296. It's not my fault.
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297. It's Gideon's fault.
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298. A little bit Jesse for not
keeping his house in order.
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299. I can't do this anymore
without your mama.
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300. Hey, bud.
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301. Look, you don't need to go.
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302. I can figure out a way
to fix this with your mom.
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303. All she needs
is a little time to cool off.
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304. - She's right.
- I should go.
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305. I don't belong here.
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306. You should take this.
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307. - What the hell is this?
- A Game Boy?
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310. If I were you, I'd destroy it.
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311. Thanks for not telling
anybody about this.
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312. I appreciate it.
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313. No point in us
both taking the fall.
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314. Besides, I honestly feel
like a huge weight's
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316. For the first time in a while,
I feel kind of free.
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317. The night you made that tape,
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318. I blew you off
to party with my dudes.
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319. I kicked you out of the room.
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320. You were pretty pissed.
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321. That's why you did it.
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322. It's no excuse.
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323. That's why you moved
to Hollywood.
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325. or some kind of traitor,
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326. but because of me.
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327. 'Cause I wasn't the dad
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328. I want you to listen to this
because I'm more than likely
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330. but I was wrong.
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331. I failed you,
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332. and I'm so sorry, Gideon.
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333. - Come here.
- It's okay.
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334. - I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
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335. - I'm sorry, Dad.
- It's okay.
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337. Customer service, line five.
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339. Thought I'd bring you
some lunch.
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340. Well, it's nice of you
to bring me something,
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342. - Come on.
- It's your favorite.
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343. Yellow curry with tofu.
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344. Sticky rice in there too.
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345. I don't eat Thai anymore,
especially not for lunch.
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349. A lot of things
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351. Look, I gotta get back
to work, all right?
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- BJ, look.
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I-I got caught up
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career, okay?
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many other stars.
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I'm working right now.
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- Come on.
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all the time.
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We're meant to be together.
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- I quit the show.
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369. - What?
- Why not?
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- I quit.
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No more questions.
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has helped me realize
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376. - Do you for a bit, what?
- Come on, BJ.
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Come on.
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379. We'll take shirts off
and rub backs and dicks.
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you maniac.
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- You're bringing him lunch?
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385. - Uh, yeah.
- Every day.
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you can help me, actually.
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find the fucking wherewithal
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right here in the LCO
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- Hold on a second.
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You need to calm down, Judy.
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I see.
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- BJ, are you banging this dude?
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what you have,
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I know what you are.
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benevolent lesbians
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make friends with him,
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some clean dick.
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to throw hands, that's fine.
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- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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in the break room,
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you've hurt him.
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408. - What?
- I don't hurt BJ.
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I grew up with brothers.
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has been waiting patiently
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of transitional lenses.
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I hope you discover magic,
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like we always talked about.
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recreationally.
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this way, amigo.
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of darkness
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so much of it?
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the church was robbed
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the holiest of days.
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being a little harsh?
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the Ark of the covenant
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God smoked them
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and testicle tumors.
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go where?
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need a Mello Yello?
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- You should go.
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Away from here.
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450. I'm sorry, but...
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451. I am no longer fit to lead you.
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452. You need to find someone
more worthy of the task.
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453. No, but there's no one
more worthy than you.
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454. Get the fuck out
of here, Keefe!
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455. Now!
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456. What?
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457. Do I need to call security,
motherfucker?
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458. You don't mean that.
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459. Get the fuck out
of here!
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460. Get out!
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461. - Hey, Jesse.
- How's it going, man?
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462. - Hey, what's happening, Levi?
- Hey, buddy.
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463. - Good to see you.
- How are you, man?
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464. You go take a seat
in the living room.
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465. Hey, how's it going?
Wonderful to see you.
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466. Yo, it's movie night, baby.
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467. Actually, Matthew,
it's not movie night.
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468. - What?
- So stop saying that.
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469. Just go sit in the living room.
Hey, how are ya?
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470. Chad, what the fuck, man?
I said no kids.
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471. Oh, sorry, we couldn't find
a sitter on such short notice.
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472. - God damn it.
- Okay, fine. Whatever.
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473. Just go take a seat
and keep 'em quiet.
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474. Major motion pictures
tonight.
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475. - Oh, I love movies.
- Come on, have a seat.
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476. Thank y'all for coming today.
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477. There's something I'd like to—
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478. well, that I need
to share with all of you,
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479. my nearest and dearest
family and friends.
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480. Ooh, that's nice.
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481. But before I do this,
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482. I just want to thank you
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483. for your continued
understanding,
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484. love, and support.
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485. - Aw, you're welcome, Jesse.
- I got you, bud.
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486. Levi, are you gonna sit there
the whole time?
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487. I'm just, I'm trying to talk,
and I just feel like
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488. you're just sitting there,
like, looking that way.
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489. - Oh, sorry.
- I'm trying to talk to you.
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490. It's just a big moment,
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491. and I just, you know,
I don't know.
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492. I'll just sit on the floor?
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493. Yeah, on the floor
would be great.
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494. Look, y'all, I've been
very fortunate in this world
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495. to be born a Gemstone.
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496. I mean, it's about as close
to God as one can get.
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497. But today, I stand before you
as just a man,
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498. just like these other
flawed men in this room:
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500. Levi, and Gregory.
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501. I'm very sorry to say
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502. that these flawed men
and myself
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503. have participated
in some sinful,
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504. illicit activities.
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505. Mm, what you doing, Jesse?
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506. I'm exonerating
my son, Matthew.
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507. Oh...
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508. I'm protecting him
the way he protected me.
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509. Gideon's not the bad guy.
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510. Gideon was put into
an undesirable position...
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511. Because of the sins that me
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512. and these flawed men committed
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513. at last year's Prayer Power
convention in Atlanta.
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514. - Mm.
- Oh, my God.
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515. Sins that were captured
on my son's cell phone,
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516. which he then used
to blackmail me with.
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517. - Mm.
- I knew it!
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518. Amber, I told you
they were up to something!
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519. Mandy, the past
is in the past, okay?
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520. That's not what this is about.
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521. What this is about is me
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522. finally having the bravery
to admit to myself
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523. that even though
it may seem like it,
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524. I'm not perfect.
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525. Jesse Gemstone is human.
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526. And here's the proof.
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527. Aw, shit.
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528. Oh, my Lord in heaven.
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529. - Oh, Jesse.
- What are you doing?
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530. Fuck is that?
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531. Our transgressions.
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532. - Lord, help me...
- Gideon gave me this...
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533. - Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
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534. Metal computer thing
so I could destroy the evidence
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535. once and for all,
banish our sins forever.
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536. If he hadn't done that,
because of my immense fame,
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537. instead of facing you all
right now,
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538. I'd be facing the entire world.
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539. I want to see
that fucking tape, Jesse.
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540. Mandy, you might not want to,
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541. unless you like seeing
your husband's gray scrotum.
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542. Oh.
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543. Jesse.
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544. Screening room.
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545. Now.
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546. Sweetie, I don't think
it's appropriate—
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547. - No.
- That the girls—
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548. I want the girls to see
who their father really is.
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549. Mm.
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550. Well, they're definitely
gonna see that.
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551. I just want to warn you all
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552. that this is a lot like
the al-Qaeda beheading videos.
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553. Once you see it,
you can't unsee it.
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554. Okay, without further ado,
our feature presentation.
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555. Don't mind if I do.
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556. - Drugs?
- Classy.
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557. - All I did was drugs, baby.
- That's it.
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558. - Oh, my God.
- Oh, wow.
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559. She's pierced.
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560. And that prostitute
with the huge tits
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561. was a close talker.
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562. Her breath smelled like shit,
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563. so I didn't go any further
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564. Because her breath
smelled like shit.
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565. No, because I love you
and I would never betray you.
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566. Chad! Why don't you
have any pants on?
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567. Fucking kidding me?
Dancing around all naked?
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568. Are you out
of your fucking mind?
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569. - Mandy, he did lose his mind.
- We all lost our minds.
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570. This is not who we are, okay?
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571. What am I even looking at
right now?
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572. Well, that's, uh,
that's Gregory
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573. attempting to do cocaine.
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574. And then that's Matthew
successfully doing cocaine.
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575. - Matthew!
- Really?
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576. Oh, my God.
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577. You're a bitch, Jesse.
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578. Shut the fuck up.
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579. Levi, how do you
smoke crack?
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581. I only was gonna do crack
because I needed
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582. to counterbalance the cocaine
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583. 'cause I thought
I was gonna die, baby.
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584. So we're doing crack now?
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585. It's
a weight-loss substitute.
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586. That's me giving Chad
a prophylactic
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587. to, uh, lessen
the effectiveness
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588. of that ejaculate.
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589. And then that's Chad
having sex with the prostitute.
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590. - Oh.
- Oh, God.
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591. Chad!
Chad! Chad! Chad!
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592. Yeah, Chad, fuck her!
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593. - Oh!
- Ow!
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594. You lawyer up, shrimp dick.
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595. Oh, God!
Come on.
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596. - Girls...
- Don't touch him!
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597. - It's okay.
- It's all right.
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598. - Don't look at him.
- That ain't Daddy.
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599. That's CGI, baby.
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600. God damn it, Jesse.
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601. Okay, I know
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602. but let's look
at the bright side, guys.
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603. No one else in this room
fucked a prostitute
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604. - except for Chad, okay?
- Amen.
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605. And everyone had
the opportunity to,
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606. and everybody here was pure
of heart and chose not to.
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607. This is so heartbreaking.
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608. This is where the truth
set us free.
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609. Pam.
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610. We can no longer hide
behind a lie.
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611. - Jesse.
- Boo!
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612. Levi.
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so I can speak with my wife?
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614. I wish I had somebody
special in my life
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615. to get mad at me
for doing bad things.
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616. - Well, you do.
- Jesus Christ.
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617. Now get the fuck out of here.
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618. Amber.
Look, baby.
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619. I know what's on
that video, okay?
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620. It is a deception for sure.
I will own that, all right?
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621. Let's forgive and forget.
We can get past this.
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622. I'll do whatever it takes.
You can't be mad at me.
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623. Stop that!
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624. - Lies! So many lies!
- Right to my face!
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625. Look, I couldn't tell you,
all right?
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626. There were too many lives
at stake!
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627. Too many lives at stake?
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628. Knock it off!
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629. - You did this.
- You drove Gideon away.
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630. You have destroyed this family.
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631. At least I didn't
make you look as dumb
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632. as Chad made Mandy.
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633. - Amber!
- Come on, grow up!
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634. That is enough
of this childish behavior!
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635. Do not run from this!
We can't run from this, Amber!
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636. Amber, please, be an adult.
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637. We gotta talk.
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638. Oh, Jesus!
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639. Oh, fuck, run!
Run! Oh, shit!
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640. Fuck, shit!
Oh!
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641. Oh, shit, shit.
Oh, fucking shit.
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642. She got me
in the butt cheek!
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643. Ow!
Fuck.
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644. - Oh, she got me in my meat.
- Oh, she got me in my meat.
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645. Ow, fuck!
Ow!
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646. It's down my butthole.
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647. You broke my butthole!
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650. Anything else you want
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651. And before you make up
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652. Judy and Kelvin have already
told me everything.
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653. You damn snitches.
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654. Enough with the lies, Jesse.
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655. Do you even
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656. Pull!
He is in Haiti.
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657. If you want to fix things,
get our son back.
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658. She didn't even apologize
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659. for shooting me
in the asshole, yet.
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660. It was messed up.
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661. I'm not good
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662. 'cause all my ideas
and my thoughts about it
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663. are from teen movies.
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