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three million dollars.
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Chad! Chad!
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- Whoo!
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- Yeah, I'm—
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- He's leaving.
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- Bam.
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- Oh, yeah? What door opened?
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stabbed, trampled—
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200 mils of Oxy a day.
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the whole thing.
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over here
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by the name of Jesus Christ.
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- I'm so proud of you.
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- That will not do.
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- He's fine there.
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- You are staying with us.
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in something before?
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so you wouldn't have.
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- He's right.
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my place in this world,
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in your footsteps—
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and song with the world.
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you know, Mama?
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exactly the same—
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to Mama?
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- 'Bout what?
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about how she presents herself.
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- Thank you, Daddy.
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- Swing and a miss.
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when I wouldn't.
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Thank you.
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Yes.
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- Yeah, that's awesome.
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on Easter Sunday, Mama.
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- He's from California.
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maybe another P whip.
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- No more P whips.
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- I'll improvise.
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- Yeah, wow is right.
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wonderful?
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a little doggy bone?
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Judy makes a great point.
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- I-I'm sorry.
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- It was the boy.
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- You know that.
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that even your mama knew.
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in the middle of town square
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- I am not.
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accomplishment.
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give a shit.
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to have each other.
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- Giving us everything we need.
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- Daddy.
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not a little girl anymore.
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I do sex.
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- That's my name.
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- Push in on Eli.
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Easter morning.
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in the building,
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by cable television,
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and the internet.
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Amen.
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438. and stop trying to make me
second-guess my shit?
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439. Judy, I'm not trying to make
you second-guess anything.
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440. - 'Kay.
- Then why'd you go...
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441. "Do you wish
you were there?"
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442. I've done nothing
but support you, Judy.
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443. I'm not even religious,
and I'm here with you,
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444. trying to be a part
of your family.
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445. Well, try harder.
'Cause guess what?
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446. My whole family hates you,
and it's embarrassing as hell.
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447. - I've had it.
- I'm leaving.
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448. Stop, BJ.
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449. Come on, I've had
a motherfucker of an Easter.
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450. You're gonna make it worse?
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451. Move aside, Judy.
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452. Benjamin Jason!
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453. If you leave like this,
it's over.
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454. That's that.
We're done.
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455. Fine.
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456. Singing and dancing at church
has changed you, Judy.
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457. I have to stand up
for myself.
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458. I have to be a man.
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459. - Oh, God.
- Is that what this is?
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460. Yes.
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461. Damn it.
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462. You'll have to find your own
transportation home.
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463. BJ!
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464. Fuck you.
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465. - Hey, hey, hey!
- There's my number one son.
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466. You okay, buddy?
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467. You don't look so hot, man.
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468. Everything all right?
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469. Dad, there's something
I need to come clean about.
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470. Something I should have
told you a long time ago.
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471. I just want you to know
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472. this isn't how I wanted
for it to go.
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473. It's just...
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474. things have gotten
really complicated.
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475. Is this about you and Scotty?
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476. Yeah.
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477. Hm.
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478. I knew it.
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479. Ever since
you came back home,
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480. I've been slowly puttin'
the pieces
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481. of the puzzle together.
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482. I guess I was just
in denial.
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483. Is this why
you left home?
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484. Yes, sir.
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485. Hm.
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486. Gideon, I love you...
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487. no matter who you are
or what you do or who you do.
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488. I could care less
that you're gay.
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489. Dad, what?
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490. Are you the main guy or...
are you the one who gets it?
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491. - Dad—
- You know what?
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492. Actually, don't answer
that question.
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493. Doesn't even matter.
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494. I don't even know why I asked
you that stupid question.
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495. Gideon, time to punch in.
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496. The money is rolling our way.
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497. Buddy, I'm proud of you.
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498. Thank you for sharing that
with me.
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499. Can't get nothing past me.
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500. Good morning!
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501. Welcome, one and all,
on this blessed Easter Sunday.
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502. Praise be to He.
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503. Praise be.
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504. Now, when I say Easter,
a lotta images come to mind.
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505. The bunny.
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506. Easter egg hunts.
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507. Them marshmallow Peeps
that taste better
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508. when they're stale.
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509. But the strongest image
of all has got to be...
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510. Jesus Christ nailed
on the cross,
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511. dying for our sins.
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512. Amen.
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513. Now, it is natural to think of
Jesus's suffering on this day.
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514. But what about the suffering
of another man—
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515. somebody you might not
think of?
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516. What about the suffering
of Judas,
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517. the man that betrayed Jesus?
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518. The very name is synonymous
with treachery.
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519. To most,
Judas is driven by evil,
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520. perhaps guided by
the devil himself.
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521. But try, if you will,
to imagine Judas's suffering—
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522. the agony he must have felt
facing those other disciples,
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523. hearing of Christ's torture
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524. and knowing it was all
because of him.
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525. He soiled that
which was holy—
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526. betrayed his friends,
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527. micturated upon his good name
and for what?
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528. 30 pieces of silver.
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529. It wasn't about the money.
Oh, no.
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530. A betrayal such as Judas's
cuts much deeper.
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531. You see, a foe can plan
your destruction,
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532. but only a loved one can break
your heart.
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533. - Fuck.
- Where's the money?
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534. - It's over.
- I'm not doing it.
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535. You're not gonna do it?
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536. What, did you go chickenshit
on me, huh?
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537. Do you know how much
I can sell this for, huh?
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538. Do you know every tabloid
in the world wants this?
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539. Do you get th—
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540. Go to sleep,
you little cute cocksucker.
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541. Go to sleep.
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542. I'm sick!
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543. Of you!
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544. - You mother!
- Fucker!
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545. Okay, hey!
Preacher boy.
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546. What are you gonna do,
shoot me?
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547. Give me...
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548. the LaCie Rugged Drive.
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549. You know,
you talk a big game, Scotty.
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550. You're just another
wannabe actor.
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551. A fuckin' fraud.
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552. You think I'm a fraud?
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553. Look at you
and your shitbag family.
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554. The Gemstones are the biggest
frauds in the world.
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555. They may not be perfect,
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556. but they're my family.
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557. Despite the betrayal,
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558. despite the doubt,
despite the pain,
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559. on that third day,
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560. Jesus Christ performed
a miracle
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561. unlike the world had
ever seen!
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562. Fuck!
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563. The sun had come out,
and He had risen!
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564. Go on, tell me what else
were they saying.
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565. They were just saying
how much they loved it,
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566. and they loved that sermon.
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567. They felt close to Christ
and how confident you seemed.
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568. I heard people
saying that too.
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569. Mm-hmm.
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570. I heard some people saying
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571. that I was as good as Daddy.
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572. Might even have heard a few
say I was better.
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573. Mmm.
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574. Oh, I believe it.
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575. You know how people like
to kiss a minister's ass.
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576. - I do.
- I do know that.
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577. - Hey, guys.
- Hey, baby.
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578. - Where's Scotty?
- Um, Scotty had to split.
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579. I guess the job he was
waiting on is a go.
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580. - Oh.
- Sorry we missed him.
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581. - Hey.
- You're a good man
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582. for helping a dude
like that out—
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583. a guy who's down
on his luck.
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584. I'm proud of you.
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585. I didn't tell your mom anything
we talked about earlier.
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586. That's your special news
to share, son.
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587. Special news?
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588. Yeah, Dad,
I'm not in love with Scotty,
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589. if that's what you thought.
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590. In love with Scotty?
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591. No, Mama, I'm not.
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592. I'm just your son—
regular.
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593. Okay.
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594. Well, there's a lotta
handsome fish in the sea.
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595. I'm sure you'll find
the right one, buddy.
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596. Right, thanks, but I'm—
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597. I'm looking for just
female fishes exclusively.
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598. - It was just a...
- So you're bi?
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599. - No, Dad.
- I'm not, I'm not.
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600. I'm not bi, Mom.
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601. - That's okay.
- You know that.
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602. - I love you.
- I...
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603. I know, but I—
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604. I feel we can just move on
from this conversation.
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605. - Doesn't matter.
- I love my bi son.
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606. Car brakes.
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607. Hey, party boy.
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608. - It was you.
- Yeah.
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609. But it wasn't just me.
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610. It was your son too.
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611. We're gonna take a little ride
to church,
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612. and you're gonna open
that fuckin' vault for me.
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613. - The vault?
- Yeah, numbnuts.
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614. The vault.
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615. Gideon's a part of this?
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616. It was his fucking idea.
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617. Now, let's go for a ride.
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618. What do I do with my drink?
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619. Put it down.
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620. Fuck!
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621. You make one move or sound,
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622. and I plug your whole
goddamn family.
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623. You broke my
fuckin' door.
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624. You know,
you're wasting your time.
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625. I can't get you
into that vault.
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626. My Daddy doesn't
give me access to it.
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627. Scotty!
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628. Let my Dad go.
Now.
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629. - How ya doin' there, slugger?
- Huh?
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630. You still think
I'm all talk?
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631. 'Cause I'm about
to show you some real violence,
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632. and it's all your fault.
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633. See how fuckin' fake I am now.
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634. Don't do it!
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635. Hey!
Please don't do it.
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636. That's a good dude.
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637. Now get in the van.
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638. We gon' go see Grandpa.
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639. A local was hit
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640. in downtown Charleston.
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641. A woman pled guilty to driving
under the influence
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642. and driving away from
the scene of that accident.
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643. She was ordered to
pay a...
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644. ... $78 damage,
and then was...
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645. Shit!
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646. Oh, fuck.
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647. Gideon.
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648. - Don't be a tough guy.
- Inside.
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649. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
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650. Fuck!
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651. Nice and easy.
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652. Yeah.
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653. Whoo, yeah! Huh?
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654. Tie his ass up, bitch.
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655. Eli Gemstone.
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656. You run some racket, huh?
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657. You got a lotta shit.
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658. Whoops.
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659. I mean, come on.
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660. It's a lotta meaningless shit.
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661. I mean, look at this.
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662. Motherfucker!
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663. Slap me with those
big, meaty, dad hands.
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664. - Enough! Enough!
- Let's just do this.
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665. I need your key card,
Grandpa.
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666. I'm sorry.
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667. Please just do
as he says.
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668. It's in my office.
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669. In the drawer—
top—top drawer.
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670. The desk.
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671. I'm sorry.
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672. Fuck my ass.
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673. How we doin'?
Hm?
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674. We comfy?
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675. Fuck!
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676. That's for all the bullshit.
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677. And that's
for the hell of it.
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678. We could've been
a killer team, Gideon.
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679. Pussy brothers of Thailand,
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680. coordinating low budget kung-fu
pics by day,
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681. slammin' ass at night.
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682. Vegetarian options
in every fuckin' restaurant.
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683. Thailand is fucking bananas.
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684. You made your choice.
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685. And you broke my fuckin' heart.
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686. I can't begin to tell you
how disappointed I am.
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687. Eli, I know there has to be
so much more to this story.
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688. Is that true, Gideon?
Is there more to this story?
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689. BJ, I think about you
all the time.
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690. Come on, we're meant
to be together.
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691. This break between us
has helped me
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693. I gotta do me for a bit.
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694. I can't believe this happened.
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695. I gotta know I'm not
gonna be wrapped up into this.
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696. If you go down, boy...
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outta your mouth.
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