The Righteous Gemstones 4x4

1. Good job, baby!

2. Ooh, look at Daddy.

3. He's on one ski!

4. Yeah, Pontius, don't be grinding rails

5. in the fucking driveway.

6. You're gonna leave scratch marks.

7. So?

8. No one even comes here anymore.

9. Do not disrespect Galilee Gulch.

10. This is our ancestral family vacation home.

11. Dad's right, Pontius.

12. Don't disrespect the vacation home.

13. Get a frickin' life, you dork.

14. Such a little ass-kiss.

15. I didn't—wait, Abraham, what?

16. Not you too. - What?

17. I call it like I see it, bro.

18. Pontius, set a good example for your brother and get a bag.

19. Pontius, grab a fucking bag.

20. Of course this lake house is not at all accessible

21. to the differently abled.

22. Why am I even here?

23. BJ, please stop complaining.

24. Everything's gonna be fine.

25. How's it gonna be fine?

26. There's stairs everywhere.

27. Oh, my God.

28. Dude, we are at the lake house.

29. This is gonna be good for you.

30. It's exactly what you need is this fresh air.

31. What I need are some fresh ramps.

32. How am I gonna get around by myself?

33. Also, who are these guys?

34. They haven't even introduced themselves.

35. Whoa, whoa, whoa, dude!

36. Whoa, excuse me.

37. I don't know you.

38. Hey, Keefe, sweetheart.

39. Don't forget the trunk.

40. I'm glad I decided to bring all my shoes.

41. That way I have options.

42. Is your uncle waterskiing naked?

43. Yeah, he loves doing that.

44. Looks like a blast.

45. Perhaps we should join?

46. Ew, Keefe, I'm not gonna hang dong with my uncle.

47. Trunk!

48. I need my shoes.

49. Your wish is my command.

50. Brass Tacks, your daddy and Lori Milsap

51. fucked each other yet?

52. Unfortunately, all signs are pointing to full penetration.

53. Hmm.

54. I knew it.

55. Your daddy's feeling sexy with that long hair.

56. Ugh, just picture Daddy's shaft

57. going into Lori's elderly juice pit.

58. Ugh!

59. That is too awful to even think about.

60. No, thank you.

61. Can't Daddy just go back to being lonely and depressed?

62. No, that ship has sailed.

63. At this point, all we can do is just

64. fuck up whatever they got going on.

65. That's right.

66. Mm-hmm.

67. Break them up, ruin their lives.

68. Make them feel exactly how I feel.

69. Fucking miserable.

70. Yes.

71. Now you're talking.

72. Well, you can't stand by watching

73. while your daddy gives your inheritance away.

74. And what if they was to get married?

75. Ugh!

76. Now, Miss Lori's in good shape.

77. Hell, she's probably gonna outlive Jesse.

78. - Oh, she definitely will. - She definitely will.

79. Yes. - Say what? No. Uh-uh.

80. No, look, that's the point of this weekend.

81. Daddy hates the lake house.

82. It reminds him of Mama.

83. That's the whole entire reason I wanted to throw down here.

84. Make Daddy feel awkward around Miss Lori.

85. Throw him off his game.

86. Throw him off balance.

87. Create confusion.

88. Yeah.

89. A devious plot.

90. I like it.

91. You got a duty, as sons and daughters,

92. to make sure your daddy stops

93. fucking your dead mama's best friend.

94. But you got to work in the shadows.

95. On the surface, you're playing nice.

96. Play nice.

97. Cause it's time to fight for your mama.

98. Yep.

99. For our mama.

100. Mama!

101. Let's fuck this bitch up.

102. You having second thoughts, darling?

103. I haven't been here since she passed.

104. I know.

105. It brings back a lot of memories.

106. Yeah.

107. For me too.

108. Boy, we had a lot of good times here

109. together with our families.

110. But you know what, if you don't want to do this,

111. we can just leave.

112. No, the kids are making an effort.

113. Yeah.

114. Glad you're here with me.

115. Me too, darlin'.

116. All right, so which—

117. which closet do you want me using?

118. Oh, use that one. Use that closet.

119. All right.

120. Oh.

121. Um...

122. Oh. I'm sorry.

123. Uh, I'll have those things moved.

124. No, that—that's OK.

125. I'll—I'll keep everything in my bag.

126. It's totally fine.

127. No, you won't.

128. You're gonna use that closet.

129. I don't know what those things are still doing in there.

130. I don't hear no crying,

131. but I don't hear no fucking either.

132. What y'all doing out here?

133. Nothing. Chilling.

134. What's up with you?

135. Can you get the help?

136. Some of Mama's clothes are still in the closet.

137. I want them moved out of the room.

138. Well, maybe they're just there

139. because that's Mama's closet.

140. Yeah, is Miss Lori asking you

141. to clear all Mama's stuff out, Daddy?

142. 'Cause if she is, that's messed up.

143. She's not asking for nothing.

144. I am.

145. Hey, hey, hey. What?

146. Stop fighting me.

147. Lionel, here, play with Daddy's truck.

148. Right up here. Open these doors.

149. Where the fuck is Sola?

150. She's changing.

151. What's she changing for?

152. Ain't nobody give a fuck what she's wearing.

153. She's the nanny.

154. We ain't paying her to put on fashion shows.

155. We paying her to nann.

156. OK.

157. Sola, Sola!

158. There she is.

159. I got dressed.

160. She's getting dressed.

161. You been gone this whole time,

162. and that's the outfit you decide to put on?

163. Look here.

164. Take these kids so we can enjoy this meal.

165. Come here.

166. And don't— don't forget this one.

167. Thank you, Sola.

168. - Here, you can have this one. - Danke.

169. All right. Go, go.

170. - Danke. - Get out.

171. Go.

172. I hate that nanny.

173. Fucking Kraut,

174. or wherever the fuck she's from.

175. I'm hungry. - OK.

176. Let's go, hangry mister, get you some food.

177. - Hey, Beej. - Oh!

178. What?

179. Cheers.

180. OK.

181. Yeah.

182. What's so funny over there,

183. Tweedledee and Tweedledum?

184. Granddad was just telling a joke.

185. Funny, I didn't realize that

186. Daddy was a stand-up comic.

187. Oh, that's cause I'm old.

188. Now I'm a sit-down comic.

189. That is a good one.

190. Eli, did you come up with that?

191. So dumb. Don't laugh at that.

192. That's clever.

193. I thought that was a clever thing to say.

194. No, it's not.

195. Just want to say thank you to the Gemstones

196. for inviting us to Galilee Gulch.

197. - Mm-hmm. - So nice to be back.

198. Uh, I also want to apologize for my reaction

199. to Mr. Eli and my mama finding solace with one another.

200. Oh.

201. Ever since my parents got divorced,

202. sometimes I let my emotions get the better of me.

203. We don't know what that's like.

204. Corey, we forgive you.

205. Now, I'm not one to come to a party empty-handed.

206. So...

207. - Oh! - What is this?

208. - Whoa! - Oh, my word.

209. I have provided us this weekend

210. with over 100 pounds of pork.

211. - Dang. - Oh!

212. Prime pickins, yeah!

213. That's a lot.

214. Yes.

215. Now we're talking.

216. Benefits of being a pork sales rep, y'all.

217. Yeah.

218. Let's be real.

219. No one wants that much pork.

220. I do.

221. Gemstones do it big.

222. You don't know, Jana.

223. Y'all, I just wanted to say

224. that I know that me and Eli carrying on

225. has been a big change for everybody.

226. So we just wanted to thank you for your open hearts and minds.

227. Aw.

228. Well, you're gonna need open heart surgery

229. after eating 100 pounds of BBQ.

230. I know I will.

231. Don't be a wise-ass, Jana.

232. I just wanted to say thank you.

233. Thank you for putting this together,

234. for giving Miss Lori and me a shot.

235. I know it's tough.

236. I can see you trying.

237. Of course, Daddy.

238. We just got a little loopy over it is all.

239. Yeah, we just needed a hot minute

240. to get our heads around it, you know?

241. It's cool.

242. We love you.

243. I love you, kids.

244. I've avoided coming out here for a long time.

245. I thought it would be painful, but I got to tell you,

246. I'm having a great time.

247. It's gonna be another classic Gemstones lake weekend.

248. Yes, it is.

249. Whoo!

250. Bring it in.

251. Butt heads.

252. Yes.

253. Mm, love you, kids.

254. Are you thinking the same thing we're thinking

255. about this fucking nonsense?

256. You mean between my mama and Eli?

257. Well, once I settled down,

258. I realized it was actually a good thing.

259. What?

260. I can't believe the shit I'm hearing right now.

261. You support this?

262. I was angry too.

263. My mama, she's got a history of being unlucky in love.

264. I didn't want anything to mess up our friendship.

265. I always looked at you, Judy, Kelvin,

266. as the siblings I never had.

267. Maybe this will work out.

268. We'll be bros for real.

269. Besides, if my mama was gonna end up with somebody,

270. better Eli than Big Dick Mitch down at the Benz dealership.

271. Big Dick Mitch?

272. Yeah, that's the guy she was dating.

273. To be honest, I thought they were still dating.

274. I like Eli way more, though.

275. I could use a drink.

276. Maybe I want one of those.

277. Oh, BJ, let's get you another one, huh?

278. - Yeah. - Another one.

279. There you go. My turn. I'm up.

280. Get in that hole, you damn corn!

281. Oh!

282. - Goddamn! - OK.

283. I just keep winning.

284. Classic Baby Billy.

285. So humble. - What?

286. Ain't nothing to be humble about, Eli.

287. "Bible Bonkers" is a smash.

288. And there's more where that came from too.

289. I ain't finished yet, Janice.

290. Ooh.

291. Baby Billy's got all the good ideas in his head.

292. I just got peanuts floating around in mine.

293. Oh, yeah? Like what?

294. Eli over here talking about, yeah, like what?

295. You know, technically,

296. I think you and me, Eli, stopped being brother in-laws

297. after Aimee-Leigh passed.

298. So no offense in your not asking my permission

299. to start dating Miss Lori over there.

300. I apologize.

301. I didn't realize I needed to do that.

302. Of course you do.

303. But that's all right.

304. I'm gonna let it go.

305. 'Cause when you this age,

306. you got to get it where you can get it, am I right?

307. Mm! - Oh!

308. Damn, woman, did you just pass wind?

309. You scared me.

310. Uh-uh.

311. No, no, you got to go wash that.

312. - Mm-hmm. - Go on, clean that up.

313. That's disgusting. No.

314. Wash good, now.

315. Eli, I really am happy for you and my mama.

316. I'm not just saying that.

317. Thank you, Corey.

318. I appreciate that.

319. I think it's sweet you two have each other.

320. It makes so much sense.

321. Throw the bag, Jana.

322. Give me a chance.

323. You know, it really does make sense.

324. I mean, we've been friends for most of our lives.

325. Yeah.

326. Thank God you all found each other.

327. I for one, am so glad that Daddy beat out

328. Big Dick Mitch at the Benz dealership.

329. Yeah, obviously, Daddy is a much better choice

330. than Big Dick Mitch for Miss Lori.

331. - Mm-hmm. - Wait, what?

332. Yeah.

333. It's a big old no on Big Dick Mitch for me.

334. I'm Team Daddy all the way.

335. Mm-hmm.

336. - Big Dick Mitch? - No—

337. - Who is that? - Eli...

338. - Guys, please. - Corey!

339. Oh, I'm sorry.

340. Did Miss Lori not tell you?

341. That's the guy that she was seeing.

342. - Yeah. - Oh.

343. Or maybe still seeing.

344. Still dating, I'm not sure.

345. - No, I don't really know. - No.

346. You're adults. It's none of our business.

347. Yeah.

348. Who's winning the cornhole game?

349. No, you got the wrong information.

350. Oh, damn.

351. How embarrassing for you, Eli.

352. That must sting—

353. a luxury car salesman

354. fishing in the same pond with a big pole.

355. Ooh, that's no good now, the biggest pole.

356. - Darlin'... - It just came out.

357. I'm gonna go refresh this here drink.

358. Are you fucking kidding me, Corey?

359. Jesus Christ.

360. Hey, want to find out?

361. It's working.

362. They're having to go have a talk.

363. Damn, Jesse, you did me dirty.

364. Oh, I was just giving him the facts, that's all.

365. For the greater good, Cor.

366. Yeah.

367. Corey, honesty is the blasis

368. for every great relationship.

369. That's true. It is the blasis.

370. - It's for sure the blasis. - Yes, the blasis.

371. - It is the blasis. - Mm.

372. What the fuck is blasis?

373. I'm sorry.

374. I don't even know what that was about.

375. That Mitch, he's just a guy that

376. I went out with a couple of times.

377. I mean, there wasn't even any spark or anything.

378. Well, you know, we never put a label on this thing,

379. so I mean, you're free to do whatever you want.

380. I just want to know what I signed up for, I guess.

381. I haven't opened up to anybody

382. in such a long time,

383. and I don't want to look the fool.

384. Are you gonna see other people or just me?

385. I mean, I—

386. I ain't seeing anybody but you.

387. But, I mean...

388. Well, do you want to go steady,

389. or do you want to try to be exclusive,

390. or...

391. Oh, well, Eli, I—

392. I mean, I don't know how to say this,

393. but...

394. fuck yeah, I want to go steady!

395. Oh, goddamn.

396. I thought we already were.

397. Oh!

398. I thought we was going steady.

399. Oh, we are now.

400. Hot damn.

401. You scared the shit out of me.

402. Mm-mm.

403. We're in a gigantic lake house,

404. and they put Mama's old clothes in our room?

405. I don't think so.

406. Daddy doesn't want to look at 'em, why would I want to?

407. Mm, nope.

408. These clothes go.

409. Bye-bye.

410. I'm out of here.

411. Honestly, at this point, it's disrespectful.

412. - Yeah. - Right?

413. Arrivederci, Mama's clothes.

414. - Get them out of here. - Yeah.

415. Ooh, scary movies.

416. Get em, Jason, kill em all!

417. Forgive me if I snuggle close.

418. Oh!

419. Burrow and snug to your heart's contentment.

420. Use my high body temp to warm you.

421. Kneel down.

422. That's my good boy.

423. Good Jason.

424. Oh!

425. It's OK.

426. She's just doing dress-'em-ups.

427. You know, I love seeing you and your brothers

428. out here together again.

429. Just like the way it used to be.

430. You know, when Aimee-Leigh was around.

431. Pontius definitely was a little less psycho

432. when Grandma was here.

433. I'm starting to really worry about him.

434. Yeah, I'm glad Mama's dead, and not alive,

435. to see the way that Daddy is betraying her.

436. I don't know, baby.

437. I think maybe she'd be happy for Eli.

438. Huh? Not a chance.

439. Amber, imagine if you had a very close friend.

440. I—I do have very close friends.

441. No, I know— I'm just saying, like,

442. if you had a really close friend and then you died,

443. and I started fucking that person.

444. Imagine that in detail.

445. I don't want to.

446. Yeah, Dad, what? Yuck!

447. Exactly, it's yuck.

448. That's what I'm saying.

449. Mama's probably rolling over in her grave right now.

450. Bones all rattling, clawing and screeching,

451. light about to explode out of her skull eyes.

452. I don't think that you should picture

453. your mama like that, Jesse.

454. I don't know, I think she'd probably want Eli

455. to be happy at the end of the day.

456. I think that's what I would want if I were gone.

457. That's what you would want?

458. Yeah.

459. Your best friend?

460. I just roll over to her house, bring some cheeses,

461. some wines, pop on some smooth jazz...

462. And then just start fucking pounding.

463. - Oh. - Just fucking balls deep.

464. Just fucking going in there.

465. Your bestest friend, right fucking there.

466. That's what you want?

467. Make her squirt everywhere.

468. Ruin the walls.

469. Ruin the mattress topper.

470. Finally do some ass stuff.

471. That's what you want?

472. Yeah, Dad, I really don't think

473. Granddad and Miss Lori's thing is like that.

474. You don't know, Gideon.

475. I wouldn't be surprised

476. if they break up by the end of this weekend.

477. Call it a strong-ass hunch.

478. Bullseye!

479. You out here practicing kung fu?

480. Bruce Lee!

481. I could have used your help inside.

482. Damn Aimee-Leigh Jr. exploded a diaper,

483. and Lionel spilled country gravy

484. all over the pack and play.

485. You need?

486. Yes, I need, bitch.

487. I need for you to do your fucking job.

488. Now get over here and get these kids out of my sight.

489. Go on, now.

490. Don't be bowing to me.

491. Go. Get.

492. Thank you, Sola.

493. - Get! - Bye!

494. Dang, baby.

495. You could have been nicer.

496. I ain't trying to make friends.

497. Damn Kraut.

498. She got them old world villain vibes.

499. Make me feel like Indiana Jones.

500. Not that bad.

501. I don't want to talk about her no more.

502. Time for me to get my lake swim on.

503. - Yes! - Yes!

504. Whoo-wee!

505. Dang.

506. Go, girl. Whoo!

507. Yeah, Mama!

508. Man, I feel like something is weird,

509. because we haven't seen Daddy or Miss Lori all morning.

510. Yeah, well, they're probably fighting, trying to leave.

511. Fingers crossed.

512. I feel bad about it.

513. I didn't want you guys to say anything.

514. No reason for anyone to get hurt.

515. Oh, Cor, don't feel bad.

516. Someone's always gotta get hurt.

517. That's how we roll.

518. What the fuck is this shit?

519. They're laughing and smiling?

520. I thought the Big Dick Mitch shit worked.

521. Well, clearly, Big Dick Mitch didn't do shit.

522. Oh, my God.

523. I bet they've been up there mashing pubes forever.

524. Oh, God damn it.

525. Well, I know it's the unpopular opinion,

526. but I'm glad about it.

527. You're glad about your Mom mashing pubes?

528. No, Jana.

529. Don't try to be funny.

530. What? It's gross.

531. I know what you meant, Cory.

532. Eli and Lori are cute together.

533. What?

534. It's kind of like a— like a Hallmark movie.

535. Two old friends find love.

536. The heartbroken king and the beautiful,

537. yet common sense woman who grounds him.

538. The only thing is that here, there is no jealous person

539. trying to stand in their way.

540. Those are usually the bad guys in the stories.

541. Well, not always, Amber.

542. Sometimes the characters that are doing the fucking

543. are actually the bad guys, and sometimes,

544. the disgusted onlookers are actually

545. the ones who know better.

546. Yes, exactly.

547. So quit telling stories and realize that

548. your husband has seen way more movies than you have.

549. No doubt, no doubt.

550. - Amen. - No doubt.

551. Trying to break down Hallmark character archetypes.

552. You ain't gonna beat me on that one.

553. Uh-uh.

554. That's his shit, homie. - That's my shit.

555. He loves Hallmark movies.

556. There's nothing in here I like.

557. I hate all these lake house snacks.

558. Beej, don't be getting mad at the snacks.

559. It's not the snacks's fault you're in a wheelchair.

560. Oh, OK.

561. Thanks for that.

562. God dang.

563. Did he just drop the snackses?

564. Some of my finest memories at Galilee Gulch

565. were spent right here doing splishing and splashing

566. with the Milsaps.

567. So true.

568. You know, back then, Corey's daddy, Mr. Cobb,

569. was still in the picture, and our mama was still alive.

570. So, you know, different vibes, different vibes.

571. But I'm glad that we can all still come together

572. and keep the tradition of the lake house going,

573. just like those two never even existed, thank God.

574. Yeah, thank God.

575. Man, one of my favorite parts of coming up here to the lake

576. has always been lake talents.

577. - Aw. - Lake talents!

578. I remember lake talents.

579. I know you did.

580. Our Mama always loved when we shared our talents

581. for the enjoyment of the rest of the fam.

582. So right now, I would like to share our talent of song.

583. Well, gosh, I can't wait.

584. Well, you won't have to,

585. because we're gonna do it for you right now.

586. This is so good.

587. OK, let's just do the spin-around.

588. The spin. Yes.

589. Snap three times.

590. She's still here. She's here, everybody.

591. - She's here. She's right here. - She never left.

592. She's here right now. - Mm.

593. OK.

594. I'm gonna go take a piss.

595. Oh.

596. Well...

597. I liked it.

598. - Good, I'm glad you liked it. - Yeah.

599. 'Cause we made it special.

600. It was for you, so...

601. Yeah.

602. Just can't believe our lake talents didn't work.

603. - Damn it. - Now they're gonna fall

604. in love and do happily-ever-afters

605. with each other. - Don't say that.

606. Don't fucking say that, Kelvin!

607. Fuck!

608. I'm gonna handle this, bros.

609. Look, I didn't want to pull this trick out,

610. but we got no choice.

611. It's special powers time.

612. What you talking about, special powers?

613. Time to turn a bitch out.

614. What?

615. There she is.

616. Just where I want her.

617. What?

618. You heard me, beautiful.

619. Why don't you slide on out of that cotton dress,

620. let me snack on that pussy?

621. Come again?

622. Yeah. You are gonna come, Miss Lori.

623. So congrats.

624. About to get that bean flicked good, son.

625. Somebody is gonna be spraying like a whale

626. breaching the surface.

627. What the fuck?

628. OK, we're doing slap box?

629. - Mm. - All right.

630. Let's get it spicy. - OK.

631. What do you think of a blank check, huh?

632. How about I scratch this off for a cool half a mil?

633. Huh?

634. How about that?

635. Look.

636. Uhh...

637. All you have to do is break up with my daddy

638. and never show your fucking smirky face

639. around my family ever again.

640. I know you want this.

641. I know you do, Miss Lori.

642. Look, $500,000.

643. You could buy a ton of giant bras,

644. get you a bunch of those panties

645. that have the piss-catchers inside.

646. Bet you like those.

647. Here, just take it.

648. Take it. Or are you too proud?

649. No, I ain't too proud at all.

650. Uh-uh.

651. But, you know, I'm also not stupid.

652. If I was in it for the money with your daddy,

653. don't you think I'd hold out

654. for a fuck of a lot more than half a million?

655. Oh, my God, you are angling for my family's wealth.

656. I knew it, and it's out there.

657. Let me tell you something.

658. You better back on up, cause you're gonna get got,

659. bitch, cause, guess what.

660. I'm Daddy's little princess,

661. and if I tell my daddy to dump you,

662. he's gonna dump you.

663. - Uh—mm. - And I'll tell him

664. that you tried to rape me.

665. Stop, Miss Lori.

666. Oh, my God.

667. Don't be bumping on my bare titty meat.

668. God. - Oh, boy.

669. Stop.

670. Miss Lori, quit.

671. Oh, God.

672. Why would you do that?

673. Quit raping me.

674. Uh!

675. Help.

676. Are you done?

677. I don't know.

678. Do you not understand what is happening here?

679. Your husband, who you love, is hurt,

680. and you don't even know if he's gonna get better.

681. I get it— you're trying to mama-talk me.

682. I won't have it.

683. - No, I'm not. - I don't want it.

684. That's not cool, Miss Lori.

685. I understand that you're in pain.

686. Mm-mm.

687. I do.

688. But listen, you gotta stop trying to take it out

689. on your daddy and me.

690. That is not fair.

691. Judy.

692. Mm-mm, no.

693. This is exactly how you acted when your mama got sick.

694. No, it ain't.

695. I remember it.

696. You have insufficient data on that, Miss Lori.

697. So that's fucked up.

698. Wrong.

699. Does not compute.

700. - All right. - No, thanks.

701. OK.

702. Anything I can do to help?

703. No, Keefe.

704. Not unless you can bring my mama back from the dead.

705. Dress em up

706. Eli, it's me...

707. the spirit form of your dead wife,

708. Aimee-Leigh.

709. Oh-oh-oh-oh! Ooh, ooh!

710. Eli, break up with her.

711. You're hurting your family, especially your youngest son.

712. I'm your one true love.

713. Eli, break up with her.

714. Baby? Whoa!

715. - Ah! - Ah!

716. What the?

717. Who are you?

718. I'm just a ghost.

719. I'm a friendly ghost.

720. Sola! Sola!

721. - What do you want? - Aus!

722. Nein! Heel!

723. What the hell is all this?

724. Get over here. Get over here.

725. Mother is talking.

726. What?

727. Mother is talking.

728. No, I heard what you said.

729. Why are you wearing my dead wife's clothes?

730. The boy is sick in the head.

731. That's a boy?

732. Daddy, I can explain.

733. What kind of a dumb prank is this?

734. You ruined what could have been a perfect weekend.

735. We didn't ruin it.

736. You ruined it.

737. You don't even care that

738. there's all these reminders of Mama here.

739. Oh, so that's what this is about.

740. You don't approve?

741. And I heard about your little stunt, Judy.

742. God. - You bitch.

743. What did you tell him?

744. - The truth. - Cool, Daddy.

745. So I guess now you're gonna take her side over mine?

746. I sure am, seeing as how my three children

747. are conniving behind my back to hurt me.

748. Why did you even invite us down to the lake

749. if this is how you felt?

750. To trick you, Daddy.

751. To make you break up with fucking Miss Lori.

752. Maybe if you weren't so busy

753. trying to insert yourself into my son's life,

754. you would have figured it out.

755. Insert myself?

756. Oh, I feel like there's a different way to say that.

757. Stop trying to insert yourself into my son.

758. Boy, this is it.

759. I have heard it all.

760. You all are a bunch of goddamn idiots.

761. Eli, that feels a bit harsh.

762. Shut the fuck up, Amber.

763. Shut the fuck up.

764. Hey, let's get a group photo.

765. Group photo? - Yeah.

766. - Let's go. - Group photo.

767. - All right. - Group photo.

768. Let's do it.

769. We should wait for Lori and Eli.

770. No, we're not gonna wait for Miss Lori and Daddy.

771. They ain't coming down.

772. They don't want to be around people.

773. So let's just do the picture.

774. Hey, hey, where you going?

775. You ain't in this family.

776. You taking the photo.

777. Let's go, over there.

778. Go on.

779. Picture-taker is the best job, Sola.

780. - Yeah, you look pretty. - Thank you!

781. Smile, Beej.

782. All right. Everybody squeeze in.

783. Let's say Galilee Gulch.

784. Galilee Gulch!

785. - There you go. - OK.

786. - All right. - Thank you.

787. - Let's go. - Adios.

788. - Bye, y'all. - OK.

789. Bye-bye.

790. You gotta give him his phone back.

791. - Bye, niece! - You got half a charge.

792. Let's go. - Bye, guys.

793. - Close the trunk. - Later.

794. - Come on. - Goodbye!

795. - Close that trunk. - I'm driving!

796. - See you guys. - I'm driving!

797. All right. Bye!

798. You're not driving. Bye.

799. Bye, Corey.

800. Ah, Daddy.

801. Daddy.

802. OK. Can we be done with this shit?

803. Dang! You scared the heck out of me.

804. Forgot you were even there, dude.

805. Yeah, everybody forgot I was here,

806. especially for the picture.

807. No, Beej, I said smile, BJ.

808. I smiled.

809. Nobody could see me 'cause I'm stranded back here.

810. Y'all need lessons in advocacy.

811. I don't have to be screaming for myself.

812. Dude, you're really bad at being at the lake.

813. No, Jesse. Don't be tapping his shoulder.

814. - Thanks, Jesse. - No.

815. Kevin, stop! - Ow, ow!

816. Well, I have half a mind to leave

817. before Daddy even awakens.

818. I don't want to talk to that man

819. after he scolded Keith like that.

820. Yeah, he was pretty rough on Amber too.

821. I have never been yelled at like that by Eli.

822. Well, he yells at us like that all the fucking time.

823. He's verbally abusive.

824. Yeah, he did humiliate you, though, Amber.

825. That was a very well-timed "Shut the fuck up."

826. Don't laugh at that.

827. That was not a very well-timed anything.

828. You better just mind your P's and Q's,

829. or I'll start ripping on Wheels over here.

830. Don't Jesse.

831. Wheels?

832. Y'all, I was the one that was way out of line last nighttime.

833. I overstepped my bounds.

834. I agree with you.

835. Eli would have never snapped at me

836. if you hadn't enraged him first.

837. Mm.

838. The man has a right to be mad.

839. This whole trip was a ruse just to get him and Miss Lori

840. to break up.

841. BJ's got a point.

842. We'll never stop Daddy from leaving Mama's memory behind

843. if we're on the outs with him.

844. Yeah, it's probably exactly what Miss Lori wanted.

845. I guess it's up to us to be the adults in the room.

846. We should apologize to Daddy.

847. - Oh. - Oh.

848. - No, no. - No.

849. Uh-uh.

850. No spouses, just the main siblings.

851. Apologize to Daddy.

852. Get the fuck out of here!

853. Hey.

854. Get out of here!

855. - Dude! - Oh, God.

856. - Ooh. - God.

857. - Yuck! - Oh, God.

858. Oh, God.

859. Why did you all burst in like that?

860. Daddy, you were 69ing!

861. Where was your nose, Daddy?

862. I'm sorry.

863. I wasn't expecting anybody

864. to come busting into my room!

865. Well, we came to apologize!

866. We were trying to be the bigger mans.

867. Well, you can still do that.

868. I love you kids.

869. I—I don't want to fight.

870. It was traumatizing, Daddy.

871. You were licking another woman that wasn't Mama.

872. We don't want you to forget about Mama.

873. I will never forget about your mama.

874. Daddy?

875. Yes, sweetheart?

876. Your dick is leaking pre-cum,

877. and it's leaving a wet spot on your pants.

878. - Oh! - Oh!

879. Ah!

880. Oh, God damn it!

881. Why, Daddy?

882. Daddy came! Daddy came!

883. Daddy came! - Daddy came! Daddy came!

884. - Oh, Daddy came! - Oh, God damn it.

885. Daddy came.

886. Fuck!