The Righteous Gemstones 4x1

Directed by Danny McBride

Bradley Cooper as Elijah Gemstone • Josh McDermitt as Abel Grieves • James Landry Hébert as Major McFall • Sean Bridgers as Field Surgeon • Jackson Kelly as Winston

1862. A young scoundrel named Gemstone joins ranks with the Confederates as a preacher, but a case of divine intervention changes the sinner's path for good.

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1. This great country of ours

2. was ordained by the Lord Himself.

3. There is no other.

4. The Lord created this country with a mind set

5. on states' rights, that each state govern

6. by the laws they see fit.

7. States' rights are therefore connected with the love

8. of Christ Himself.

9. Loving your rights as a Virginian,

10. as a Confederate, is loving the very will of God.

11. And that will cannot be manipulated or controlled

12. by the wants and whims of the Northerners.

13. Amen. Amen.

14. This war...

15. Has taken its toll on all of us.

16. We've all sacrificed,

17. lost loved ones.

18. Only through our devotion to Christ

19. and through our prayers

20. can we bring an end to this war.

21. Now, as the offering plate comes around,

22. please put in what you can.

23. Nothing is too little.

24. Blessings to you. - Minister.

25. Go with God, sister.

26. All right, have a pleasant day.

27. Thank you, Minister.

28. We'll see you.

29. The service is done for today, friend.

30. Well, I'd think a man of God would

31. always be open for business.

32. A man of God still has to eat and prepare

33. for the lessons of virtue he will share next.

34. I bet you gonna eat pretty good with that haul

35. you took in today.

36. I will not be buying my supper

37. with the people's offering, sir.

38. Don't you mind none how I eat.

39. That's none of your business.

40. But...

41. taking money from women whose husbands are off

42. getting themselves killed, that—well...

43. just don't seem too righteous to me.

44. I'd appreciate it if you'd take leave, mister.

45. Now, if you'd like to engage in a spirited debate

46. of God's wantfulness during times of war,

47. I'd be more than happy to enlighten you

48. during a scheduled service.

49. I'm done for the day.

50. I'll say you are.

51. Lookie here.

52. Hmm.

53. Gold-plated.

54. Praise be.

55. The minister here?

56. Yeah, that's me.

57. Just finished up service for the day.

58. You gentlemen like to hear more from the Lord,

59. reckon you come by tomorrow for worship service.

60. That won't be possible.

61. We'll be marching to Fredericksburg.

62. Well, Godspeed.

63. I reckon you'll give them Yanks a lickin'.

64. You'll be coming too.

65. You are assigned to be chaplain for our division.

66. - Is that so? - That is so.

67. If you want to gather your things,

68. we could load you into the wagon,

69. take you to camp.

70. Oh.

71. Well, does the position pay?

72. $50 a month and free meals.

73. $50?

74. A lot of money to preach once a week, ain't it?

75. Give me a moment.

76. "This is the body

77. "of a crook

78. who tried to rob me."

79. Damn it. I got you.

80. "His name is

81. "Elijah Gemstone,

82. "and he is dead now.

83. He was very handsome."

84. "But may he forever

85. rot in hell."

86. "Signed,

87. Abel Grieves."

88. Second unit, forward!

89. Oh, shit!

90. Ah!

91. You all right there, Grieves?

92. Yeah, I'm fine, Captain.

93. You've seen worse.

94. No.

95. I'm not puking from this. I just got a bug.

96. - Sure. - Of course.

97. Some of the men said they saw you

98. drinking with the boys over in the sixth last night.

99. Drink? No.

100. They're mistaken. I lead service to those men.

101. I pray with them, but no, I—

102. or perhaps I had a drink of water

103. because my mouth was parched, but no spirits.

104. Unless, of course, you count the Holy One.

105. Heard you were gambling with them.

106. Said you took them on.

107. You were good, real good.

108. Gambling?

109. That's absurd.

110. I believe that's very odd behavior for a minister.

111. Very odd indeed.

112. Not the kind of behavior I expect at all

113. from a righteous man.

114. Upon which word did I stutter?

115. I told you these rumors are untrue.

116. Don't allow others to paint a man of God

117. as a blasphemer, Captain.

118. You can go to hell for that.

119. - I can what? - I know you heard me.

120. Take a seat, please.

121. It's in the Bible, Captain Cane.

122. Have you read it?

123. Yeah. The whole thing.

124. Well, going against a minister serving the Lord,

125. you go to hell if you do that.

126. 'Cause quite simply, you're going against God,

127. you see?

128. Now, I can find it myself to forgive you.

129. But it's God you're gonna have a hard time atoning with

130. because your slander against me reflects poorly on Him.

131. I know you're not trying to go against God, but, uh,

132. He may not know that.

133. I, uh—

134. yeah, no, I mean,

135. I was not trying to go against God or the Bible or nothing.

136. I was just trying to point out—

137. I know what you're doing, and I don't appreciate it.

138. Just stop it.

139. Sorry.

140. My—forgive me.

141. Would you— if you're talking to God,

142. would you tell Him that I meant nothing by it,

143. and I'm—that I'm sorry?

144. Please? - I'll think about it.

145. Can you give me some space, please?

146. Go away.

147. Of course.

148. But tell him.

149. I'd like to have something to drink as well.

150. Okay.

151. I'll be happy to fetch that for you, Chaplain.

152. Chaplain, the, uh, young man who got his leg blowed off,

153. he is in dire need of prayer.

154. Of course.

155. I'm dying.

156. Well, I'm not the doctor,

157. so I'm not gonna argue with you.

158. Um.

159. But I still see there's still life in you.

160. I see the love of Christ in you.

161. - You do? - Mm-hmm.

162. Yeah. It's burning bright.

163. He's all around you.

164. Go—go be with Him.

165. Why don't you be His child in your death passing?

166. Okay, well, I think that's it, I guess.

167. Just say—please say—

168. say a prayer for my soul.

169. Uh, I did already.

170. Yeah, it's done.

171. I've been praying this whole time,

172. silently in my mind.

173. Can you say it out loud?

174. There's no need.

175. I'm very confident that the Lord hears it.

176. Can you say it so I can hear?

177. Just 'cause I'm scared. - Okay, very well.

178. Okay, just give me a second so I can just think

179. about the right words.

180. Um.

181. - Please. - Okay, just—now, come on.

182. - Please. - Give me a second.

183. It's coming.

184. Jesus Christ.

185. Soldier?

186. Soldier, are you still with us?

187. Oh, I just thought how to say it, but, uh...

188. well, there's no reason to say it out loud now.

189. God hears.

190. There we go. - Ah, shit!

191. How do you win every single time?

192. I don't understand.

193. Well, not every time. No, it's not every time.

194. You won earlier.

195. Every single time you handle the deck—

196. How long are these supposed to be?

197. Do you know? - I don't know.

198. A lot of people. Shit.

199. - Yeah. - Morning.

200. Oh, I brought this.

201. Yeah, little Bible.

202. Bring a little authenticity to this whole thing.

203. Shit. There's a lot of you here.

204. Our Lord...

205. what can I say?

206. He's not—

207. he's not a cruel God.

208. That's true.

209. He knows that we're not always good.

210. That's why He died for our sins, right?

211. To forgive us. Right.

212. Um.

213. Yeah, we ain't perfect.

214. Nor should we expect to be.

215. Almighty's perfect.

216. And, uh, none of us are Him, so, uh...

217. So quit competing with God and just do your best.

218. All right, I'm not gonna take up

219. the rest of your Sunday morning.

220. I feel like we've been here for an hour.

221. Uh. All right. Oh, bless all of you.

222. Yeah. Bless the Lord.

223. Bless Jesus Christ.

224. All His good friends.

225. Dismissed.

226. Amen.

227. Amen. Yeah.

228. Aw, man.

229. Oh, man.

230. All right.

231. Dang it!

232. Oh, Jesus Christ.

233. Hey, there's no need for that.

234. It's not His fault you can't play cards.

235. Who are you?

236. Well, I'm just somebody who's gonna sit and pray with you

237. before you meet the Maker.

238. Like an angel?

239. I thought I'd been called it all.

240. Sure, son.

241. Just like an angel.

242. Would you pray with me?

243. If you want to.

244. If not, I could just, uh,

245. pray for you, and you can just lay there.

246. You can pray for me.

247. All right.

248. Yeah, yeah. I like it better that way too.

249. What's your name?

250. - Winston. - Winston.

251. Do you believe in God?

252. Yes, sir, I do.

253. Do you think you're gonna get into heaven?

254. Probably not.

255. I killed people out here.

256. I think that don't get you in.

257. I heard they changed that.

258. Who has?

259. The Lord.

260. Yeah.

261. Uh, he knows what a pickle this war is,

262. and He's letting things go.

263. Then I'm lucky, I guess.

264. Why don't we pray together?

265. Yeah, I think you need it.

266. Winston.

267. That water supposed to wash your sins away?

268. Pardon?

269. Hell, you ain't even a real preacher.

270. Well, you must be Presbyterian.

271. I know you from before the war.

272. Took me a second.

273. Huck's Tavern in Harrisonburg.

274. I'm Rollins, Ned Rollins.

275. Use to play cards out there.

276. Roll dice too.

277. I think you are mistaken, son.

278. Nah.

279. I'd know you from anywhere.

280. The way you shuffle that deck

281. with one pinky out like a woman.

282. Your name's Gemstone, right?

283. It's Gemstone.

284. My name is Abel Grieves.

285. That's the only name you need to call me.

286. Do you understand?

287. Relax. I'm not saying anything.

288. Why do you give a shit what I do, soldier?

289. I got a business proposal for you.

290. A chance for us both to make some serious coin.

291. I like coin. Keep talking.

292. The major's coming to camp tomorrow.

293. He was asking about putting together a card game.

294. You collude with me and cheat,

295. we could take him for all he's got.

296. Major?

297. Major McFall.

298. Real deep pockets too.

299. And he loves to play.

300. Well, I'm gonna win my money back from Rollins here

301. or get pigeon-eyed drunk, whichever comes first.

302. Drink up, sir. He's been winning all night.

303. Mm-hmm.

304. Ned's even taking the chaplain's money.

305. That's like stealing from Jesus.

306. That's right.

307. You gonna burn in hellfire for that, Ned.

308. You are, boy.

309. Rollins is the one who told me about this game,

310. so I should have known he'd been a card sharp.

311. I ain't no card sharp, Major.

312. I'm just lucky.

313. And God loves me more than the preacher here.

314. I'm going all in.

315. - Say what? - Damn. I fold.

316. Damn it, I'm out too.

317. $50? That's madness.

318. Damn you, Rollins. Another 50'll wash me out.

319. You're washed anyway, Major.

320. May as well throw in, if you can afford it, sir.

321. I am drunk, Rollins, but I am not that drunk.

322. I fold.

323. Man has to take risks in life, Major.

324. Come on now.

325. Risks have certainly been taken.

326. Money was taken, too, tonight, unfortunately.

327. You have taken the shirt off my back,

328. as well as my goddamn trousers.

329. Now, you still have your trousers, sir.

330. I'm gonna call your 50.

331. Oh.

332. - Oh! - Ooh!

333. Now, that's only 25 there, but I'm good for the rest.

334. I will not be intimidated by a big bet.

335. Better get him going. Take him downtown.

336. Okay, okay, okay. Show your hand then, Preacher.

337. - Let's see. - Pair of queens.

338. Mm.

339. I had nothing.

340. Really nothing.

341. I knew it!

342. How did you know I was bluffing?

343. How did you know, you mother—

344. What can I say?

345. God is on my side.

346. Oh, my God.

347. He nailed you to the cross, boy.

348. Oh, my God, now.

349. You shifty rogue, you.

350. You got what you deserve.

351. Beat by a pair.

352. Well done, Chaplain. - Thank you.

353. Now that's what I call divine intervention.

354. Hoo-whee!

355. Played him like a fiddle.

356. Look at this.

357. Major was watching me like a hawk

358. but never looked twice at you.

359. He was sauced to the gills.

360. We gotta do this again sometime.

361. We make a—

362. Go to sleep, old boy.

363. I can't take any chances.

364. Oh, God damn.

365. Excuse me, Chaplain Grieves.

366. What can I do for you, son?

367. I just wanted to ask you something.

368. You was with Rollins last night, weren't you?

369. Yeah, I was.

370. Did you hear he deserted?

371. Deserted? No, I did not.

372. Yeah, must have lit out some time before sunrise.

373. Always knew he was yellow.

374. Well, not all soldiers have courage, I reckon.

375. Yeah, Rollins sure don't have any.

376. Damn coward.

377. Probably ran into the arms of the Yanks, knowing him.

378. Anything to save his own skin.

379. You know, I tell people all the time,

380. I ain't afraid of dying 'cause I know Jesus.

381. I know I'll be called into the Kingdom of Heaven

382. when God wants me, and not a second sooner.

383. Amen.

384. I grew up going to church every Sunday,

385. so I know God has a plan.

386. Amen. Yes, sir, God has a plan.

387. I ain't afraid of dying.

388. You will not find a man of bigger faith than me.

389. That's real good.

390. Besides, I ain't gonna die.

391. We whupped them Yanks at Manassas,

392. and we've been whupping them ever since.

393. That's why I hold my head up high.

394. Sharpshooters!

395. They got riflemen posted in them trees!

396. On the right, on the right.

397. Please, God. Please, God in Heaven, help me.

398. Kill these traitors, every last one.

399. Watch him.

400. Sir.

401. That one in the middle had this on him.

402. It's a Bible.

403. It's real gold.

404. Indeed it is.

405. Bring him here. - Yes, sir.

406. You're a chaplain in this division,

407. is that correct?

408. Yes, sir.

409. Name's Abel Grieves out of Leesburg.

410. We don't put men of the cloth to death, Minister.

411. You will be released.

412. Here's your Bible back.

413. I'm free to go, sir?

414. Not yet.

415. First, we have to execute the rest of the prisoners.

416. Yes, sir.

417. Would you like to have final consultations

418. with your Confederates, Minister?

419. Oh, I don't think so.

420. Seems like bad timing.

421. Well, I think maybe you should.

422. Yes, sir.

423. Boys, men,

424. Captain allowed me to have final talks

425. with all of you.

426. I told him it was idiocy, but he—

427. What's happening here, Chaplain?

428. They're gonna hang us?

429. Not exactly.

430. They're gonna execute you, but by firing squad.

431. - Oh. - But they're letting you go?

432. Yes, that is correct, on account of I'm a chaplain,

433. which is a rule I didn't know before, but there you go.

434. Is there anything I could do for you fellas to help prepare?

435. Could you tell him I'm your assistant chaplain?

436. I would, pal.

437. He knows everybody's rank, I think.

438. Damn. So we're just all gonna die?

439. I'm afraid so, son.

440. Well, will you pray with us?

441. Send us off with a good one, Preach?

442. Okay.

443. I can do that.

444. Everybody— lower your heads, everybody.

445. Everybody, lower your heads.

446. Jesus, these are good boys

447. we're about to send Your way.

448. Brave boys.

449. Maybe some of them done bad things,

450. but they aren't bad boys.

451. They killed people because they had to.

452. Now, I know—I know that ain't great, but—

453. but it's better than killing for money

454. or out of meanness.

455. Now, I'm about to send 11 souls Your way, Dear Lord.

456. And I know You'll do with them what You see fit.

457. But I give each of them my highest recommendation

458. that they get into Heaven.

459. 'Cause there are far worse fellas down here.

460. Maybe that's Your whole grand plan.

461. Maybe—

462. maybe the rest of us sinners need to stick around

463. a little bit before we can join them

464. in Your everlasting glory.

465. Amen.

466. Amen.

467. Hell of a fine prayer you gave, Minister.

468. Made a difference for those boys.

469. Godspeed.

470. Oh, thank you, sir.

471. Goodbye, sir.

472. Yah.

473. You're the only one alive?

474. Why'd the Yanks spare your life?

475. It wasn't the Yanks that did it.

476. It was God who saved me.

477. "In the beginning, God created the Heaven and the Earth.

478. "And the Earth was without form and void,

479. "and darkness was upon the face of the deep.

480. "And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

481. "And God said, 'Let there be light,'

482. and there was light."