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teeth or some shit?
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rubandtuggists from Thailand?
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permission to sell tickets
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grave and do pee on her?
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with the news I got.
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giving us a second shot.
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a whole bunch of 'em.
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important part of the story.
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with the Simkins crew.
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about their dead parents.
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likes himself a competition.
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best bet would be for y'all
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by going head to head
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famous Christian families
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we got left, but...
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don't need a candy bar.
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standing up with your pa
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world turns their backs.
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95. Chuck!
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this story as it develops.
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nothing about Chuck, Mama?
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members to round out our team.
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be one of our team members,
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Karl or Aunt MayMay.
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for Chuck, we just...
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'cause he is a huge Bible nerd,
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for Karl or MayMay.
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it for Chuck, you know?
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130. In memorials. It's "in memoriam."
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Dad, that would be sick.
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heard me give that speech?
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that even some Hebrews
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you've enjoyed your time
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lands after my family
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ass on "Bible Bonkers."
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are up against, Jesse?
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New Testament by heart.
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knowledge runs deep too.
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tolerated in the chambers.
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stalks the darkness,
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fortress and our refuge.
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good, son. Stay strong.
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for y'all Gemstones.
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and he helps you all.
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he gave us our houses, and,
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having no daddy at all.
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that are important to me,
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I'll never betray you again.
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another man, a race car man.
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Father, give us the strength,
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to beat the Simkins.
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being a game show host?
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me as a mentor figure.
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are basically orphans.
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your daddy's out to lunch,
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You ain't my daddy, boy.
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of cards with the answers
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them in your dressing room.
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not paying attention.
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Yeah, no duh, Chuck.
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in hell we would lose to them.
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wealth to purchase a win
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into their dressing room
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them, so they're incapacitated
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behavior of a righteous man.
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motherfuckers fair and square.
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definitely gonna lose now.
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is gonna take too long.
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362. Bible Bonkers.
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Sarah to Adam and Eve.
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cultural phenomenon,
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world, and that's a big ask,
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of gasoline these days.
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the Gemstone family!
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opponents, the Simkin family!
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please come up here...
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To the buzzer podiums.
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First question, here we go.
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you're trying to blow up!
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lost that first round,
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450. Oh, get him out.
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451. Great going! In the box!
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452. Let's go. Get him over.
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453. Keep going to the Hurricane Booth.
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454. This is the bonkers part of the program!
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455. Now every single time the
Gemstones get one wrong,
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456. we gon' blast Jesse
in the Hurricane Booth!
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457. So you turned Chuck against me too, huh?
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458. It's all your fault any
of this happened, Eli.
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459. It's always been your fault.
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460. You don't gotta do this.
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461. You know it's not
what Christ would want.
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462. Well, come to think of it,
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463. nowadays, I don't even
know what Christ wants.
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464. But I do know he always seems
to have the Gemstones' backs.
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465. There's one thing I keep telling myself
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466. to make me feel better.
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467. The Lord builds them
up, so when they fall,
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468. they fall harder than
any of these righteous...
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469. What is that?
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470. A bug just knocked
its ass on your mouth.
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471. Ugh.
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472. Whoa. Whoa!
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473. Hey, hey! Damn.
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474. Hey! Whoa!
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475. Look!
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476. Now, from the book of Leviticus...
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477. Everybody get inside! Agh!
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478. Go, go, go, go, go!
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479. Fuck!
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480. Son of bitches!
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481. Baby Billy!
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482. Chuck!
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483. Karl!
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484. I got you, Dusty! Let's go!
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485. Oh, no!
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486. Oh, God.
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487. Jesse, where are you?
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488. Jesse!
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489. Amber! Amber!
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490. Dad! Go, go, I got 'em.
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491. I got 'em. Come on, let's get Jesse!
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492. Let's go!
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493. Jesse, Jesse, where is Eli?
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494. Go! Come on! Come on!
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495. My boys!
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496. MayMay!
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497. MayMay!
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498. Come on, let's get her.
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499. Get in! In here.
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500. Let's go.
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501. Oh, oh!
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502. Ah! Get down here.
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503. BJ!
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504. Judy!
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505. Keefe! No!
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506. Come on, Pa. Pa! Pa, come on.
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507. Come on, let's go.
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508. Let's go!
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509. Don't you let go of me.
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510. Never!
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511. Go! I got you, Keefe!
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512. Jesse! Come on, get in there!
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513. No!
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514. Jesse, where are you going?
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515. I gotta find my daddy!
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516. What did he say?
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517. He went to find some titty!
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518. Goddamn!
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519. Daddy!
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520. Daddy! Daddy!
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521. Jesse! Dad!
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522. We gonna have to do some reshoots.
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523. Dusty, you okay?
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524. I've been so worried about you.
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525. Whoowhee, sucker.
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526. Well, Dusty, come on, now.
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527. Oh, hey, guys. I was
looking all over for you.
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528. Where were you? Come here.
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529. What?
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530. You all right?
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531. Okay, good.
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532. You all right?
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533. That was God.
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534. That was God talking to us,
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535. just as sure as I'm talking to you.
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536. That was God's hand, Peter.
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537. I know it was.
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538. Chuck didn't die in that explosion, Papa.
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539. He sees that, Karl.
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540. And I'm glad.
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541. I thought I got you killed.
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542. Seems like me getting out of prison's
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543. the worst thing could've
happened to this family.
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544. I should never have come home
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545. and brought all this misery upon y'all.
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546. No, no.
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547. The worst thing that
happened to this family
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548. was when you got locked up.
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549. I blamed everyone
else, even Eli, but truth is,
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550. this all happened cause
we had our own problems.
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551. I mean, you were just trying
to make our lives better,
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552. more comfortable, and I.
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553. I never supported you.
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554. I'm really sorry for that, Peter.
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555. I don't think I've ever heard you say
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557. Yeah, 'cause she's never said it before.
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558. Well, I'm saying it now.
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559. I love you guys.
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560. I love you, Dad.
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561. God moves in mysterious ways.
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562. I feel like I got my family back.
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563. Oh, jeez.
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564. The dead man's switch.
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565. The bomb! It's set to explode!
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566. What did he say, a bomb?
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567. Oh, shit.
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568. It's gonna vaporize this whole place!
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569. There's only one thing I can do,
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570. and that's drive it out of here!
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571. But Pa, you'll... You'll blow up.
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572. Peter, no!
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573. Pa! Daddy, no!
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574. To tomorrow's fires!
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575. No! No, no!
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576. No, Daddy!
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577. Pa!
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578. Pa...
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579. Papa, no!
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580. Oh, jeez!
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581. Friends, we are here today
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582. to say goodbye to a
wonderful man, a true legend,
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583. NASCAR's own Dusty Daniels.
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584. People knew him as the Slick Bandit.
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585. He lived big, drove fast,
and spoke from the heart.
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586. Our family was lucky
enough to get close to Dusty.
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587. Before he passed away
peacefully in his sleep,
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588. he entrusted his estate to us,
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589. and we couldn't be happier
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good use in his name.
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591. He will be missed but not forgotten.
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592. So together, we say.
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593. "Whoowhee, sucker"
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594. one last time for the
fastest man on four wheels.
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595. Whoowhee, sucker.
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596. How do you fix your life
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598. Good question.
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599. It's one that I ask
myself every single day,
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600. because marriage isn't easy.
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601. But by using the System,
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602. my wife and I are now
doing better than ever.
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603. Trust me, I did not think
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604. the System would be any good at all.
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605. Getting handed this box of the System,
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606. we were so mad. We wanted to kill.
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607. We thought, "What is
this scam? Why is it $500?"
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608. "Why is Amber at our
house, giving it to us?
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609. Like, everything about this is shady."
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610. But then we tried it,
and it helped everything:
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612. Thank you so much, the System.
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613. See what the System can do for you.
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614. I really was off about you.
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615. I mean, I used to dread
if I had to go something
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616. and I knew you were gonna be there.
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617. Mm. Like, "Oh, man, fuck me."
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618. "Now I'm gonna have to,
like, make conversation
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my brother's married to."
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620. Because you don't feel that way anymore.
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621. I mean, I'm not trying
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623. Right.
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624. I'm doing compliments.
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625. This is a cool moment for you.
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626. I'll never forget it.
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627. Here we are again,
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628. parked outside of another shop of sin.
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629. God's work is never done.
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630. Should we wait for the other
Smut Busters to get here,
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631. or just do, like, a test run, me and you?
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632. Yeah, let them know we are watching,
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633. judging their lifestyle,
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do in their spare time.
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635. Yeah, like, judge what
people do in their bedrooms,
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636. behind closed doors. Yeah.
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637. Yeah.
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638. Or.
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640. Let it go?
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641. Yeah, like, maybe there are
other ways to serve the Lord.
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642. Maybe this is the kind of situation
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644. Live and let live, you say?
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645. Yeah.
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646. That was just an expression I made up
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647. on the spot right there.
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648. Popped to my head like magic.
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649. Wow.
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650. I look like an asshole.
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651. Your journey to becoming
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652. a man worthy of the
Gemstone name begins today.
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653. There comes a time in every kid's life
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out of his parents' house,
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655. strike out into the world on your own,
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656. push yourself to achieve things
you never thought possible.
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657. You didn't do that.
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658. You literally live on the
same property as Granddad.
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659. You know, there was a time
when I would've slapped the taste
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for saying that to me,
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661. but not anymore, because you're right.
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662. I didn't earn it.
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663. It was given to me.
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664. I wonder who I would've been
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665. if I would've had to work for it,
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666. if I had to fight tooth and nail to survive.
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667. I'd like to think I could've done it,
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669. I don't want that for you.
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670. I'm fine with that
being how it goes for me.
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671. Seriously, Dad.
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672. You're gonna earn it.
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673. You're gonna be a better
man than me when it's done.
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674. It's my gift to you.
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675. A gift?
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676. You're making me go to a
fucking military school.
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677. I'm making sure you
learn how to fly, my son.
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678. Come here.
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679. I love you.
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680. They're gonna eat his fucking ass alive.
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681. Now that you're all healed,
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682. I take it you'll be leaving me
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684. Well, Granddad, if I
stayed and didn't leave...
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as long as you want,
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686. but don't let it keep you
from following your calling.
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687. Well, Grandad, that's the thing. Uh
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690. You wanna preach?
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691. Yeah, I think I might.
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692. Got one. Oh!
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693. Ease on.
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694. There it is. Come on, keep him.
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695. Oh, wow.
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696. My turn, fuckers!
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697. Yeah!
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